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un poco loco's avatar

"...you illiterate traffic cone"

priceless! and I think you matched his shade of bronzer just perfectly... :D

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Connie Hillyer's avatar

Traffic cones may be orange and unable to speak, but at least they do their best to keep people safe, unlike the Orange Fucking Menace.

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Jodi Richard's avatar

OMG, that one got me too and then the new names following that one. I had to stop eating for fear of choking. 😂 Thank you for the full on belly laughs this morning Jeff!

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Bad Home Cook's avatar

Came here to say same. Brilliant.

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Sky 777's avatar

I have learned the hard way, no eating or drinking while reading Jeff’s column!

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skangirl's avatar

But traffic cones serve a useful purpose.

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Linda McCaughey's avatar

gotta love it!

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247kath's avatar

Yep that was the biggest LOL of the morning🤣😂

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Megan Ross's avatar

Cracked me up 😂

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Janine Johnston's avatar

I’m in a diner and laughed out loud. I disturbed the other diners 🤣🤣🤣

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un poco loco's avatar

If my better/kinder half isn't with me (so they'll think I'm laughing at -- er, with him) I try to go somewhere they know me to do my reading-while-dining... it's always awkward trying to explain why I'm looking at my phone and laughing like a maniac...

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Adrienne's avatar

Respecter to Jeff!

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Leesa J Chenoweth's avatar

Priceless

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Karla's avatar

Hilarious 🤣 🤣🤣

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SPW's avatar

I just restocked that little ditty. Jeff’s creative wordsmithing is beyond astounding.

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Dana Jae Labrecque's avatar

I died another day when I read that too. I laughed so hard that I coughed and choked.

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Babette's avatar

I cracked up over that one too!

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D.Allen's avatar

I would be laughing my arse off it I didn’t want to wake hubby up & stop his snoring!😂😂….Jeff, the laughs just keep coming! That one line makes the subscription worthwhile——and we get so many more!!😉

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Megan Ross's avatar

How anyone can watch Donald TRump speak and not think he is just completely insane is beyond my comprehension. Biden has a lifelong stutter and he contemplates before he speaks while Trump just blathers on and makes no sense whatsoever. I'm just befuddled how anyone in their right mind (oh wait!) could ever look at that man and think "He's my guy!" I'm embarrassed by the amount of stupid in our country. I just don't get it...🙄

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Rick Calegari's avatar

From covfefe to hamberders and now respeckered, it has been obvious for a while that the demented mango menace with his shit for brains hasn't been running on all cylinders. That hole upstairs appears to be getting deeper along with what's left of his deep fried circuits. Further proof of why today's malignant GOP wants to keep their MAGA base stupid and uneducated.

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Adrienne's avatar

Never forget covfefe, one the originals!

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Rick Calegari's avatar

Thanks for the heads up on my butchered spelling. There's probably a Trumpanese dictionary that's available somewhere.

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un poco loco's avatar

I can't remember where he got it (for all I remember, I gave it to him for his birthday) but my dad had a book back in the day called "The Wit and Wisdom of Spiro T Agnew" -- all totally blank pages and not very many of them. He was quite amused by it and kept it on the coffee table -- which is also where his own dad would see it when he visited and be completely irritated at how disrespectful it was.

At least a Trumpanese dictionary wouldn't be totally blank... :) but to keep it on the coffee table, there would have to be NO PICTURES lol

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

I don't know about that, they aren't fond of literacy, or communication.

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Catherine's avatar

Lol

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D.Allen's avatar

Yeah he probably makes sense to them.

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

The folks who like Trump live with crazy people who rant all the time. Imagine the speeches given in biker bars after a round of six packs, and Trump starts to sound articulate and well informed!

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Sooz Hall's avatar

I think that’s probably an insult to bikers. At least, some of the ones I’ve known.

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Bad Home Cook's avatar

Yeah, I absolutely judge MAGAt asshats, but I've known more than a few bikers who are not only kind (they only look scary), but wise and progressive minded.

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

Why do they think they have to look scary ? They must like scaring people.

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Robert R's avatar

I know a guy who runs with a bike crew he’s 6’5” ,280lbs. Likes his facial hair ,hard not to look scary! He’s a Pediatrician ,the kiddos love ❤️ love him,think he’s a bear !🐻

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

He's what is known as a "RUB" Rich urban bikers. Many are dentists and such.

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Michael M's avatar

My mechanic looks really rough around the edges, lotsa tattoos, and swears all the time, spends all day Sunday riding. Don't bring your car in Friday morning because he quits at about noon because he's orthodox Jewish.

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Bad Home Cook's avatar

People have all sorts of varied reasons for their choice of outward appearance.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Especially the "bikers for Jesus" types. I have known a few. They love to say grace publically in restaurants to shock people.

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

HYPOCRIDIOTS 😁

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Megan Ross's avatar

Those are the stupid people I'm referring to. They're an embarrassment to our country... Ugh.🙄

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M McConlogue's avatar

They are an extreme danger to our country and to the world as well.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

They do have the whole drug-addled, brain excuse.

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Laura Who's avatar

Same!! I can’t even begin to fathom it as well. He’s gotten so much worse in the past 6 months alone, that it’s impossible to make sense of what he’s trying to say. He’s completely lost his ever loving mind.

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Megan Ross's avatar

And yet the mainstream media, even what's perceived as liberal media, keeps hammering on Joe Biden's mental fitness! It is absolutely maddening! I've gotten to the point where I just can't watch the news right now. I'm afraid I'll throw the remote at my TV and break it!

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Laura Who's avatar

I agree. The media is seriously pissing me off. I like the saying going around which is, “yeah, they’re both old, but Trump is pure evil.” I’ll vote the sane choice, thank you

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Megan Ross's avatar

I have found myself literally screaming at my television! I'm choosing to read my news right now rather than watch the news. The talking heads have seriously pissed me off.🤬

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un poco loco's avatar

Unfortunately, I frequently yell at my laptop screen, too, even when I've got video muted (with subtitles) or it's just an article I'm reading...

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Kaye Stone's avatar

OMG! I live in Utah, so I find myself screaming, "FUCK YOU!" at the TV on a daily basis!

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Charlie Austin's avatar

Agreed.😡😡🤬🤬😡

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bluesyfish's avatar

Yesterday, someone posted: "If your house is on fire and two elderly firefighters show up—one with a hose and the other with a can of gas—it’s not a hard decision who’s the man for the job."

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Morgan's avatar

Yeah the hubby looks at me: you do know the TV can’t talk back… I don’t care the TV is dumb and the newscaster is dumber than a box of rocks..🤭 yeah, I’m the person who talks and yells at the TV…

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Sooz Hall's avatar

You have company!

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

I do that at my GPs office, he has Fox on, I have told him it jacks up everyone's blood pressure.

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Openly Fae's avatar

Is there in fact any liberal media left?

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M McConlogue's avatar

There are non-profit news papers and they are excellent. Texas Tribune, etc. But you have to look for them.

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Openly Fae's avatar

And/or exist behind paywalls. We are kneecapping ourselves on the daily.

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M McConlogue's avatar

I've never met a paywall on a non-profit newspaper.

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Morgan's avatar

No and I continually wonder how the fuck we got here.. oh yeah, The Orange Douche

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Openly Fae's avatar

I wonder if Rachel Maddow has a security team.

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un poco loco's avatar

I sure hope so.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

The Guardian, Al Jazeera, Mother Jones, the New republic, Pro Publica, (they gave us the Clarence Thomas investigations).

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Openly Fae's avatar

Thanks. I needed reminding. Did Wonkette fall off the list?

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

I do love them, but Robyn has some problems with fact checking, as in some of her stuff is easily fact checked to be false. Not much but certain subjects. Dok Zoom is awesome, and Evan is sublimely obscene. The "Vegan babby butthole" post is the funniest thing I have ever read in my life. There are a few lies that are so entrenched, like calling Tucker Carlson the Swanson heir. He is not, that was his stepmother (who adopted him), but her brother stole her trust fund, and bankrupted the company, which was then sold to General Foods which kept the name.

I love the satire and often it is just what the doctor ordered but if you go against some of the group-think/accepted narrative they'll sting you, in the comments.

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Nevertheless, She Persisted's avatar

I like The Young Turks on YouTube

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

I like some of them, Cenk's quite a misogynist. And naming your program after the Armenian Massacre (He is Turkish) is in extremely bad taste.

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Nevertheless, She Persisted's avatar

Do you really think Cenk is a misogynist? I've never noticed that, and I'm a woman. The name is awful--funny, Anna just said that the other day too.

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Joyce Reese's avatar

Just here on substack.

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Libbey Dem's avatar

I can totally relate and I damn near did whip my remote at the TV, but I walked out and waited for the "story" (I remember when I was a kid that they used to say you were telling stories if they thought you were lying) to end.

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M McConlogue's avatar

I broke it many many years ago, but now that we have internet and you tube I have learned that it's even worse.

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TJTarheel's avatar

Do like I did years ago when I got fed up with the “Donald Trump” show on every channel, get the AP breaking news, it’s free and it’s only facts. I have to watch special events but that’s all I can stomach. I was a Morning Joe die hard fan. Just can’t any longer. I would watch coverage of Trumps trial if they televise it but I won’t listen to a bunch of so called experts say the same things over and over.

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Megan Ross's avatar

Thanks for the recommendation 👍

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Lisa59's avatar

I love the fact that Laura Trump might be ruling over the RNC. That's fabulous. Putting the fox in charge of the hen house will be the gift that keeps giving to Democrats. He will bleed them all dry. No money for anyone else. He is taking the whole GQP party will him to hell. There is plenty of time for him to burn it all to the ground before November.

And fuck those polls. They are all bullshit. Nothing but goddamn clickbait. Let's see, 1 in 5 believe Taylor Swift is a deep state conspiracy. Well, 4 in 5 don't. MSM drives the message of hate. It's profitable. American Oligarchs welcomed Russian dollars with open arms.. How many of those dollars flow through our media??

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Charlotte Thompson's avatar

Since you brought up Lara Trump, I saw a story in the Independent where Fugly's former lawyer, Cohen said that orangey hated her and didn't want Eric to marry her.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

She is not very attractive, in spite of the large amount of plastic surgery she has had done. (I was a surgical assistant for twenty years, so I know good work when I see it). It's kind of sad, to spend all that money and go to a subpar surgeon. I have nothing against work done well, if the person does it for themself.

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Lisa59's avatar

I saw that. Lovely family. 😉

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TJTarheel's avatar

That’s why I haven’t been a consumer of MSM for years. AP is all I need for just the facts mam.

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Monnina's avatar

Do we think that these ongoing public meltdowns by Trump was what was meant when Bannon called for his followers to ‘fill the zone with shit’ ? If so, boy is it working !

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un poco loco's avatar

I didn't realize Bannon meant ACTUAL shit lol

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Openly Fae's avatar

Well Bannon himself is a shit elemental, so...

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un poco loco's avatar

that is absolutely the best description of Bannon I've ever seen! 🤣

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

I think I saw him do a cameo in "Dogma", he was the shit-Golem of Golgotha. I would link it but it is too disgusting.

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Openly Fae's avatar

The excremental.

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Cats🐈‍⬛'s avatar

Don’t think there is any love involved…Just sayin’

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Love of money?

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Cats🐈‍⬛'s avatar

I was responding to Laura Who who mentioned for the love of…. Trump only loves himself.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Oh I misread and thought he were referring to Lara.

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Mary Virginia Hughes's avatar

It's truly jaw dropping. It takes me back to all the weird science fiction movies of the 50s and 60s it seems so poorly done and yet there they all are, sitting at his rant fests listening like he was their savior for sure.

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Libbey Dem's avatar

Speaking of movies from that time period and also noting that some fictional works are becoming reality today, Invasion of the Body Snatchers seems to be a likely suspect with the Kult45 Krazy Klan. 🤨

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un poco loco's avatar

I don't know; I'm sort of expecting The Blob. I wonder if freezing Trump with a fire extinguisher and sending him to the Arctic circle will give us a few years' peace.

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Libbey Dem's avatar

LMAO! Who's willing to try and get past his Secret Service detail to test that theory? 😆

Maybe they (Secret Service) will catch wind of this and try it out for themselves just to get a break.

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Mary Virginia Hughes's avatar

Could we drop him on the concrete when he's good and frozen. Don't they shatter when they're frozen through?

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Laura Who's avatar

Omg yes!! Total invasion of the body snatchers. Trumps an alien!!

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SPW's avatar

Wasn’t there one called “The Blob” too?

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un poco loco's avatar

Yep -- had Steve McQueen in it -- scared the crap out of me when I was a kid. Pretty good special effects for a 1950s movie...

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Charlotte Thompson's avatar

Go Donna!

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Mary Virginia Hughes's avatar

I was thinking exactly of the Body Snatchers. It terrified me as a child and now here we are, living a version of that out now. That's exactly what it feels like. And I remember, some good people were turned into those feelingless things.

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Patty Mooney's avatar

The way my husband explained it is when you have 8.1 BILLION humans on a planet, there is going to be a great percentage of cray-crays.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

And Reagan closed the asylums so...

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Patty Mooney's avatar

Yep, I remember when he did it. Penny-wise, pound foolish, as it turns out.

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Ellen the Wise's avatar

The dumbing down of America is reaching lift off.

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Victoria Wilson's avatar

Yes,I totally agree.This fidiot( my new word combining 2 known words lol) is who the Republican Party is choosing to represent the American people on the world’s stage! Give me a freaking break!

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

I invented HYPOCRIDIOT 😊

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Laura Who's avatar

Love it!! Fidiot!

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Mary Hall's avatar

My genius IQ brother had a stutter as a kid and it's because his brain worked faster than his mouth could.

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Abbi's avatar

It’s complete word salad, and made up words at that. I cannot imagine how bad it’s going to get tomorrow after Judge Engoran announces his decision. But honestly, who among us would want to live in a country that isn’t repeckered (or respeckered)?

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Susan P Thatcher's avatar

When you're co-dependent, you make up excuses

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Charlotte Thompson's avatar

There used to be an expression way back "too much water in the soup." My late father-in-law told us about it. The reference was that the poor tried to stretch whatever food was available and the lack of nutrition caused problems like this.

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Runfastandwin's avatar

me either wtaf?

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Linda Fulcher's avatar

Trump's attorney tried to talk over Judge Merchan and got slapped down. I don't think this judge is going to tolerate any acting out in his courtroom. Maybe we'll finally see Trump and his bozo lawyers held in contempt and booted from the trial.

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Mary Virginia Hughes's avatar

Trump's attorneys have picked up his worst trait, rank rudeness and talking over everybody else when they don't want anyone to hear reason.

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Deb's avatar

I loved the way the judge said to the attorney, as he was blathering, "so what's your legal argument at this point?". When he said that his non-stop moaning WAS his legal point, the judge disagreed, and said he'd see him on March 25! That's how you handle these shit-bags!

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Laura Who's avatar

Bingo!!! 🎯

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Linda Fulcher's avatar

I was a paralegal for over thirty years, and I have never seen the level of sheer incompetence and buffoonery displayed by Trump's "lawyers". Even the worst people I worked for or dealt with knew better than to play games with a judge in open court. This is going to blow up in their faces, big time. How about stiff fines and a few days in jail for contempt? That includes Trump, who of course will not shut up in court or out of it.

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Kay-El's avatar

As a former legal researcher (courts, firms and corporations) with 30+ years as well, I concur. The last thing you want to happen in court is getting bench slapped.

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Geoff Anderson's avatar

God damn, that is an image. Bench Slapped indeed!

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Mary Hall's avatar

"...bench slapped." Perfection!

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Laura Who's avatar

YESSSS!! Not in the legal profession, but it’s so obvious that all of his lawyers are complete morons. I mean, who argues and insults a judge who has your life in his hands. Duh.

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Linda Fulcher's avatar

His attorneys are displaying their contempt for the rule of law. Time for the legal system to display its contempt for Trump and his pals.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Why do I think they are Federalist stooges graduated from Liberty U?

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Linda Fulcher's avatar

Trump University School of Law.

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Morgan's avatar

Bench slapped will work for me.. someone please 🙏🏽 gag the entire lot of them

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Linda Fulcher's avatar

Bench slapped isn't enough; even fines would not be enough. Jail time might put a stop to their bullshit.

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Openly Fae's avatar

Might. BuT iT mIgHt EmBoLdEn HiS bAsE so we have to let him do whatever he wants forever.

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Linda Fulcher's avatar

To hell with his base. We are still (barely) a nation of laws.

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Bad Home Cook's avatar

Well then let's see it happen!! Slap Donnie in a jail cell overnight for contempt, take away his phone, and watch his whole demeanor change. The government needs to grow a pair and stop this dangerous nonsense.

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Linda Fulcher's avatar

I just had an image of the Feral Hog in handcuffs being led away. Made my day.

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Sharon Senkiew's avatar

I was a paralegal for 23 years - I couldn’t get over Habba’s disrespect for Judge Engoran. You don’t shit where you eat!

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Linda Fulcher's avatar

Amen!

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Linda Fulcher's avatar

She would be considered for disbarment.

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Carrie Duncan's avatar

However. Last slap by Kaplan's jury seems to have given him 83.3M reasons to stop bellying up to the line in defaming E. Jean Carroll. Big judgments WORK. He's hemorrhaging cash, can't grift enough quickly enough to pay his lawyers or his judgments, and his crown jewel (his "billionaire" status) has long since slipped away (caveat: my favorite consequence, because it's got to be occupying his last remaining brain cells every second of every day). I'm loving this slow-rolling train of daily gifts.

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Laura Who's avatar

Love this!! I’m right there with ya

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Linda McCaughey's avatar

That's because Trump is convinced that is the way to win--everything in life. Be an obnoxious bully and intimidate everyone.

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Mary Virginia Hughes's avatar

I know some other people like that. It seems to be a theme with inept people. Just think where Trump would be if he hadn't inherited all that money.

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Linda Fulcher's avatar

Dead, probably. He would have been unable to survive on his own.

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Mary Virginia Hughes's avatar

Well, if he went out there poor but with his nasty vengeful self, he for sure would probably be dead.

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un poco loco's avatar

I would guess that the orange blob expects his lawyers to behave that way, and would fire them if they didn't.

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

The old GISH GALLOP technique.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

That is called the Gish-Gallop.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

"You illiterate traffic cone" ... is anyone compiling these? 🤣 Seriously, it is a travesty that the "media" doesnt share LDFF's stumblings. Sure am happy you print out what he says cause listening to his sing-song whine is too much for me! The best part is Biden's answer to the press: "YOU GUYS!" Perfection! Finally, excited about the first trial. Going to be wild. 😂😂

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Charlie Austin's avatar

Give 'em Hell, Joe!!🎇🎇

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Margaret's avatar

Good question, Susan. I'd pay real money to get a list of Jeff's imaginative insults. *IS* anyone compiling them?

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SPW's avatar

Here’s a start. Jeff has probably added to this list by now.

“the thrice-indicted twice-impeached popular-vote-losing insurrection-leading serial-sexual-predating draft-dodging casino-bankrupting daughter-perving hush-money-paying real-estate-scamming ketchup-hurling justice-obstructing classified-war-plan-thieving weather-map-defacing paper-towel-flinging tax-cheating ex-wife-burying evidence-destroying charity-defrauding money-laundering fluorescent tangerine jackass spent all of Sunday melting straight the fuck down on his crappy app.”

By Jeff Tiedrich

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Mary Virginia Hughes's avatar

I loved that too, laughed out loud.

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Anti fascist's avatar

You know I am doing the compilation 😉

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Excellent Margot! 👍🏻

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Trish Quintenz's avatar

Jeff, I don't know how many hours of Dementia Don videos you have to watch to create the public service that is your column, but we are so appreciative! And you go the further step to write it out for us so that we don't have to listen too! Many, many thanks. We'll help pay for therapy.

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Lisa59's avatar

Is there a Go Fund Me page? I'll donate.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

No one deserves it more, for service to the country.

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Janan Broadbent's avatar

I volunteer for pro bono services!

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Ann Anderson's avatar

If Donnie Dumpsterfire continues on his present trajectory, we can look forward to some epic meltdowns at the podium. He's sinking, and he's pulling the GOP under with him. Jennifer Rubin has a great column today, 4 signs he's losing his grip on the party. If he loses his NY state biz license, if he has to pay money he doesn't have, when no bank will lend to him, the meltdown will accelerate, and I will enjoy every bit of it.

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un poco loco's avatar

I'm just wondering what the last straw will be, when the sheeple will desert him completely because he's just a third-rate carnival huckster in too much Maybelline... I kinda hope it's a Halloween surprise. :)

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Betsy's avatar

I don't think the sheeple will ever be able to quit him. He could shoot their MOTHERS int the middle of fifth avenue and if Fox News told them that it was a good thing, they'd believe it. If/When Trump goes down, they're gonna die mad about it.

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Clair-E's avatar

They were certainly willing to let their moms die of Covid in order to keep the economy humming along and to not have to wear a mask! Horrors!

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Openly Fae's avatar

The idea of MAGAts dying with curses on their lips warms my little heart.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Jennifer Rubin is the best commenter WaPo has, and she was formerly a republican!

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

Hey Miss Ethereal: get a free subscription to my sub stack I'd love to have a chat with you via email!

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

I love Jeff's sign off: “I read the news today, oh boy.”

1. It reminds me of a great decade in music history;

2. It makes me hear John Lennon's voice in my head; and

3. It makes me so glad that Jeff is reading the news today, oh boy.

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Betsy's avatar

Noel Casler used to work for DJT on the stupid reality show he had, and reveals things on social media that he had first-hand knowledge of - like the fact that DJT has a prosthetic on the roof of his mouth, because he's snorted so much adderall that there's a hole in the roof of his mouth. According to Casler, that's why he keeps slurring his words and befuddling words, because the prosthetic slips (so he says things like "the united schtates of america"

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Mary Hall's avatar

Noel was also assigned the horrid task of cleaning up Shitler's soiled diapers. Oy!!!

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Morgan's avatar

He’s not in decline.. he’s a stable fucking genius.. that Fucktwatwhinyassedmotherfuckergriftingasshatofdumbassedness doesn’t know his right hand from his left. Of all the Presidents he’s the dumbest box of moldy bug infested cheerios in the cabinet. He had an IQ of 2 and he knows nothing of our government or what each chamber does. He has handlers who tell him what to do and say and they can’t control him. You want WWIII .. ?!? Then this is your guy. He will destroy everything in his path cause he’s a whiny assed man baby and if he doesn’t get his way he will BURN THE ENTIRE COUNTRY DOWN JUST OUT OF SPITE… cause that is what weak willed drama conspiracy theory wannabe self important misogynistic traitors do. They blame everyone but themselves. They do not take any responsibility of what they say or do. I cannot believe we have a huge faction of MAGaTs who support that POS PIG ( sorry piglets) who grabs women by the P*ssy and thinks that’s ok behavior. It sickens me that this is the guy Repuklicants want and treat him like the second coming of Christ. WTAF is wrong with these mentally deranged people who support a criminal to be placed in the highest office of our country?!!!?!!! Are you fucking kidding me??!! That fucktwat for brains should be imprisoned for life just for inciting a fucking mob in The Capitol!!! He does NOT get a pass!! FUCK DRUMPF 🖕🏽.. now let me tell you how I really feel😳

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Openly Fae's avatar

I'm concerned you're holding back.

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Morgan's avatar

Hehehe yeah me holding back.. I gotta tell my hubby that.. yup huge eye roll.. and he says I need to learn how to play nice.. my reply: have you met me??!!??🤣😂🤣

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SPW's avatar

I’ve added calling him Slug Slime. By the way, try saying THAT 10 times fast.

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Morgan's avatar

I got Sublime after 10 times fast 🙄 so Slug Slime is Sublime🥰

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Openly Fae's avatar

"Have you met [Y]?" is one of my catchphrases haha.

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Charlie Austin's avatar

You sound a bit miffed today.😄😄😄

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Anti fascist's avatar

Haha!

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Karen Hall's avatar

🤣😂🤣

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

A trifle perhaps.

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PEB's avatar

What she said! 👏👏👏

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Darrell Smith's avatar

Trump claims that the world laughs at America. If they did it is because of him. He is who the world laughs at.

Good thing Trump didn't go to public school or serve in the military. In either place he would have been a daily rumpled pile of FUBAR because of his thinking that he was so much smarter and better than everyone else.

Tomorrow is the day that his financial fraud guillotine is scheduled to fall. I sincerely hope that Trump Inc dissolves into the dumpster where it belongs. The good people of NYC hope as well also as they have had the scumbag in their faces for 77 years.

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Charlie Austin's avatar

Respeckered by Venezuler. Lovely! The mad world of Emperor Shitstain. Bragg brings the first indictments and through the twists and turns and fuckery of the legal system, he gets the first crack at the shitgibbon. Game on!!

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Lorraine Parish's avatar

I hope Stormy takes the stand. I miss her!

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Charlie Austin's avatar

I'm pretty sure that she's on the prosecution's witness list.

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Chet Brandt's avatar

I hope Michael Cohen can come across as a credible witness— the defense attorney will come at him like a bull in a China shop…..

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Charlie Austin's avatar

Cohen has the receipts.

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Chet Brandt's avatar

Perfect! Let the trial begin!

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Karen Leeds's avatar

I’m so excited!!! The first criminal trial starts March 25 and there’s not a fucking thing Diaper Donny can do to stop it!! It’s deeeeeelicious! It must have made what little is left of his tiny brain explode when he was told, no, your “presidential immunity” claim won’t work here because you weren’t president yet…idiot. Also delicious was how Marchan cut right through Trump’s lame ass excuse of “sorry, can’t be tried right now because I’m running for president to escape prison” by simply telling his attorney to sit down STFU.

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Fastball Fredo's avatar

Jeff, True the Vote came up with no evidence yesterday in court. 2000 Mules(asses) was a grift by a convicted felon, a felon pardoned by TFG.. Man, my MAGA friends are pissed this morning.. I love the smell of desperation in the am.🤠

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Charlie Austin's avatar

Smells like...victory.

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Linda McCaughey's avatar

Ah, the endorphins are flowing, thanks to this irreverent morning hilarity! THANK YOU, Jeff!

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M McConlogue's avatar

I love the stress relieving witty pot shots at the idiot leader of a deplorable mob but once in awhile we should step aside and notice that Trump supporters identify with him going back to the first election of Barack Obama and the eruption of the Tea Party over that event. They don't care if he is insane, or a criminal, or both. They love the racism and everything that goes with that. They love him because they are just like him. I know we're not supposed to say it but Clinton was right about them. The same percentage of Americans support Trump as supported Lindberg, Father Coughlin, and the Nazi Party and before that Dixiecrats and the Confederacy. If anyone bothered to look I bet they are directly related, as in Close Family ties.

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Lorraine Parish's avatar

DEPLORABLES, I'll say it. If we continue to try and be "the nice guys," we are fucked. DEPLORABLES, DEPLORABLES, DEPLORABLES.

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M McConlogue's avatar

How about mean, petty, cruel, insecure fascist Deplorables? Now i understand how my great grandmother Oma felt about the Confederates.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Why aren't we supposed to say it? I mean Clinton was if, anything, an optimist about the size of the container.

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M McConlogue's avatar

It was an attempt at sarcasm referring to the time Clinton was raked over the coals for that accurate comment.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

The funny thing is. I had a friend at the time (never knew she ws a right-winger) because it was in the before-times, and she embraced it, and said they took the label on. I said "Why would you identify with that? If that's not you and you aren't, you shrug and let it go because it doesn't apply to you." Wingers are weird.

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SPW's avatar

Shhhhh 🤫, don’t tell anybody.

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Kay-El's avatar

That Chump is playing the fool but really is the Master Cylinder made me snort. Hooray for Alvin Bragg’s case moving ahead!

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