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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

today in Shit That Happened While I Was Busy Writing This Shit—

what the fuck is going on in Spain? sixty thousand migrants from Morocco have crossed the border?

https://www.nytimes.com/live/2026/07/31/world/spain-ceuta-migrants-morocco

you know that Nosferatu McGoebbels is going to use this story to stoke more anti-immigration hatred right here at home

Kathleen Weber's avatar

Actually, Jeff it's a tiny bit of the African coast that is still owned by Spain. It's fenced off from Morocco, but the fence was broken down, and thousands of people ran toward an EU country. People also swim in the Mediterranean to get from Morocco to this bit of Spain. I read this in an AP story

Kay-El's avatar

Yep, I read that too

2Cats2Furious's avatar

Thanks for the tip, since I don’t have a NYT subscription. Here’s the AP story:

https://apnews.com/article/spain-ceuta-migration-66839d113f24ba80d08b36d2b337201c

Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Kathleen and Kay with the details, before I had to investigate… thank you!

Linda Weide's avatar

Running over to Ceuta was an online campaign. Again, I say it is like a teen takeover. Only it includes older people. It was supposed to be 18-35 year olds.

Leu2500's avatar

Call me callous, but I don't live in Spain & Moroccans aren't going to be swimming across the Atlantic to seek asylum in the US, so not a US problem, no matter how much Fox tries to make it one.

You know what IS a US problem? & one that voters see every time we drive by a gas station? Gas prices. Up 6 cents just yesterday. Too bad for elected Republicans that their demented leader has created very real problems that overwhelm the imaginary ones.

A.J. Madison's avatar

Republican dumbfuckery is going to be their downfall. The elected Rs let Dumbfuck in Chief control all GQP campaign financing. And they will all march in lockstep spouting Prez Idiotspeak as if it was true, killing their credibility with their voters, instead of at least lying that they care about the constituents. So no truth telling from the Rs. The marching moronic shrews are all going over the cliff together. Add the Stephen Miller genocides and the various ethnic communities that were voting conservative, won’t be. Maybe ever again.

rlritt's avatar

Actually they are in Ceuta. This a autonomous city of Spain on the the North African coast. They did not cross the Strait of Gibralter. They just walked northeast over the border.

Grace Kennedy's avatar

And it seems tens of thousands have returned to Morocco.

T L Mills's avatar

Of course. he's prolly on it even as we write.

Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

he's probably orgasming uncontrollably right now

Kay-El's avatar

Let me know when the caravan arrives. I want to welcome them

T L Mills's avatar

I laughed but, oh blech, yuck, ick ick ick.

Natalia Lincoln's avatar

That’s gonna be a lot of spiders to clean up.

Irascible Ink's avatar

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

Kevin Rice's avatar

Here I was thinking Lonely Island's Jizz In My Pants was just a silly novelty song. How prescient of them.

Richard's avatar

Eew, yuck and gross! 🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

arne link's avatar

Eewww. Jeff, please!

Linda Weide's avatar

Malcolm was discussing this in a special today along with Dexter Ingram, who left the Trump admin from the State Dept, because he did. He was part of the global counterterrorism network and he has a Moroccan wife. In any case, they were talking about Ceuta and how Musk and Trump and Rubio are ratcheting things up. They talked about how Morocco was promised other countries land if they signed the Abraham Accords. I have a better sense of the mobs going over the border as being somewhat like the teen takeover, except there were some older men, but most looked like teens of the ones I saw. All males, and they were looting, and Sanchez has sent in help. Dexter thinks things will get back to normal, but we know that Trump is using this to say to Europe, see you have to be scared of Muslims taking over. Trump is evil. Offering Western Sahara and Spanish territories to Morocco. The Moroccans should be concerned that their politicians are in bed with the devil.

Stephen Brady's avatar

There they go by demeaning the sacred BLT with them thar Trans Mice again! It must be strange to go through life with a skull which is utterly impenetrable by facts... I tried out whichever 6-fingered janky plagerism bot DuckDuckGo uses yesterday. I asked 'Life expectancy for an American Male who has attained 72 years?' Whooppee! I was promptly told that I could expect to live another 86 years!

E Braymen's avatar

In the US we will soon be seeing this level of desperation as climate change impacts create greater challenges for countries south of us. It's a problem no one in our government is addressing within the context of extreme loss of land and resources. How the northern states will handle the exodus of our own people, let alone the hoards from other countries desperately trying to save themselves, is a moral question that has me shaking in my shoes.

Tess's avatar

No gag reflex Bobby? Well…I certainly have one whenever I hear you speak, or see trump’s face, or listen to lying ron johnson of WI, or seeing pete kegstand think he’s so macho, or couchfuck magee trying to make a joke….OH….so much gagging lately. hmmmmm. Great Claudia photos (cleared up my throat!). Have a nice weekend everyone!

Lisa Bieber's avatar

Perhaps Bobby IS the gag reflex?

arne link's avatar

Same here. I'm almost down to my goal weight with the gag reflex.

Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Ditto Tess, and everyone here!

Diana's avatar

Thanks Tess, have a relaxing weekend ‼️

Julia Fogg's avatar

Ms Claudia’s wise face and slightly ironic expression makes my day 💕

Fastball Fredo's avatar

“Human shit geyser” sums up this entire administration and the so very qualified people and their policies… A geyser of lies every single day… Best to All fellow travelers.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Posted before, but here it is again for ya, Fredo. To the tune of Oklahoma!

trumporrhea, where the crap comes blasting out your rear

And you get the sweats with your gaseous jets

And the pain feels like it'll last a year

trumporrhea, we have DOGE and RFK to blame

They cut the CDC and hurt food saftey

And we hope they catch those shits too just the same

We know we hate this regime

Stupidity is their only scheme

And when we say

Go away, motherfuckers, go away

We're only saying

We hate your guts MAGA dumfucks

Okay!

rlritt's avatar

The whole point is to prove that government doesnt work. What you need is a dictatorship of oligharchs who just tell citizens what to do or just die.

Fastball Fredo's avatar

You are correct.. since Reagan time this has been the mantra..

Cyndi's avatar

Since the Dallas Roundtable, really. "Unitary Executive" crap.

Mike Hammer's avatar

Bobby Brainworms was really into snorting cocaine off toilet seats in his younger days, so he says. Why would anyone say that unless it’s toxic masculinity meets malignant narcissism meets mealy brain.

rlritt's avatar

This is what happens when people don't have to do anything because they are born into a massive amount of inherited wealth. Why go to school or learn anything. He is the best argument for a 90% inherited tax on anything over one million dollars. He was probably hired to besmirch his father's name and embarrass the Kennedy family.

Outdoorluvr's avatar

One million in savings or investments is barely middle class anymore. Could we tax inheritance on some kind of step-up basis, perhaps starting at a few million?

Irna Gadd's avatar

And mealy brain attracts parasitic worms that eat the brain. That Bobby thought it was OK to publicize he'd experienced that is evidence that in before times (that is, before Don the Con's electoral win in 2026 and again in 2024) would have been an automatic NO in any administration - from the lowest local level to the top. But MAGA faithfuls obviously don't have the ability to imagine what will happen when a man who's bankrupted almost all his endeavors, who doesn't pay any of his bills, and whose moral fiber is so obviously threadbare at best becomes the POTUS. What could go wrong with that? JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!

Dr J's Sanity Space's avatar

One would say that when one is knee deep in the negative to infinity area of delusional narcissism with a whopping dose of megalomania. Yikes!

Joe Witkowski's avatar

What he really wanted was entrained ass & dick hair

Ann Anderson's avatar

Did you ever have a bad dream where you realize you're dreaming and you tell yourself to wake up and you do and everything is still awful because you're still actually dreaming? Will someone please wake me the fuck up? This nightmare won't end.

Katherine P Duncan's avatar

I think we all got transported to an alternate Universe and it's a bad one. If we could only find our way back. . .

rlritt's avatar
2hEdited

And if they fix the November election like they are frantically and desperately trying to do, there will be no way back. I read an article yesterday about the plan Rubio and Miller are working on is identical to Hitler's.

rlritt's avatar

Here are Miller's own words:

"you see an Antifa protest, why do the people that are violently demonstrating—why is there not one normal-looking person among them?

And this is mild compared to other comments. Its shocking

and he is not being metaphorical."

This was written by JV Last in the Bulwark.

Grace Kennedy's avatar

But Mar-a-Lago face looks normal. Sheesh.

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

"Not one normal-looking person among them" is pretty ironic coming from Nosferatu. It also applies to Shitler and every evil clown member of his cabinet. Move along, nothing normal-looking to see here.

rlritt's avatar

Totally agree. Thats what's so shocking. Does he see himself in the mirror? Or...perhaps he has no reflection.

Katherine P Duncan's avatar

Ooh, they are so racist their sheets show. They scarcely bother to hide it anymore. Part of Trump's huge appeal was his covert racism. And they will go after the mentally and physically challenged. Miller must despise himself.

Stephen Brady's avatar

But, unlike the MAGAts, we are capable of learning from our mistakes - however slowly. We have the Cavalry already deep into planning the response! Think the likes of Norm Eisen, Mark Elias, Scott Dworkin, State AGs, ACLU, NAACP, etc. They are already on High Alert and ready to act across the Country.

rlritt's avatar

How do I join up?

Hilary M's avatar

I think we all died in a meteorite collision event and now we are all in purgatory together

Kristina Jurecic's avatar

I'm still running with the idea that we all died during Covid and THIS is the afterlife. Don't know who to credit for that.

Wendy The Druid 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

Well here Jeff, let me add to the profundity.

A year ago Elon Musk was going to burn the Republican Party down and build his own. He torched Trump over the Epstein files. He floated a third party. Real barricades-and-bullhorns shit. Then he sat down with The Economist and said — out loud, on the record, to a journalist — that he "got a little too involved in politics, got carried away, frankly."

Cool. Great. Very moving.

Now the fucker is going to do it again.

Nobody voted for this son of a bitch. He just bought the fucking doors.

https://thistleandmoss.com/p/what-survives-the-morning-elon-musk-set-to-buy-the-midterms-again

AuntTeeFa's avatar

If the voters I spoke with recently when door knocking for progressives are any gauge, the pittance from his trillion dollar wealth will be spent for naught. I say go for it Elon you fucking freak.

You’re gonna flop just like you did when you tried to buy your way into Wisconsin‘s judiciary.

Cyndi's avatar

Tesla, get ready for more protests and further falling sales numbers.

AuntTeeFa's avatar

How bout his stock market Ponzi scheme that’s already lost $1.5 trillion in value for millions of 401(k)’s?

The only arm of his tentacles that’s making any money is Starlink

Someone needs to tell that to the millions of his drooling groupies. It never ceases to amaze that all of them, mostly men, think he walks on water and don’t even know that all of his great “inventions “were bought with his daddy’s blood money

T L Mills's avatar

😠😱😰🤯🤯🤬🤬🤬🤬💀💀💀💀💀

Joe Witkowski's avatar

*FUCK THE SPACE NAZI!*

T L Mills's avatar

GAH!!!!! That AI gen "family photo" looked like the result of several generations of serious inbreeding. it wasn't just crotches sprouting baby legs, but an arm sprouting fingers, disappearing hands and feet and goodness knows what else...I couldn't continue looking to find misshapen people parts because the photo creeped me out so badly!

Salspho's avatar

No one has mentioned the leg of a pig sprouting out on the lower right. Cloven hoof. Doesn’t seem very kosher.

arne link's avatar

Great! Now you have forced me to go back and take a closer look at the photo. Gah!

BigDaddy52's avatar

I wore myself out spotting the deformities. Did some magarhoid actually, seriously post this somewhere?

Kay-El's avatar

I counted 13, but I might have missed some.

Nancy Torkewitz's avatar

That’s what I want to know too. Who published this and where was it published? I am hoping that it was just on some random Yahoo’s account. Because if this was on any sort of official government site or posted by someone in the government, I am going to be even more apoplectic than I am already feeling right now.

Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

But at least they are all white and blonde!

AmericanHistoryGeek's avatar

Yes, it truly is a grotesque photo and was actually used by some magat to promote their trad wife agenda?!? Not a very convincing argument!

Karen Yaholnitsky's avatar

I also took a long time looking at the crazy photo. So many weird things. I couldn't even start to point everything out. Just fucking nightmare weird.

Nancie's avatar

Reminds me of the White Supremacist version of the old horror movie BASKET CASE.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083624/?_ssoLoop=1

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

It's being underplayed in the news but tech bros are facing a major nightmare as advanced AI systems like Anthropic are behaving like autonomous predators and, independently of human instructions, are hacking into and malevolently fucking up one other's AI systems. In other words, they're behaving like humans.

Jan Moon's avatar

Does the baby in blue in the upper left have three legs? Nothing abnormal there. Maybe a very long penis.

Cathy Rady's avatar

perhaps that woman was in the process of giving birth . . . she SEEMS happy

HI2thDoc's avatar

Desperate to stay relevant POS Meggy Kelly called Dr. Fauci a mass murderer. She hasn't got it that her odious opinions are crap, which is why she's not on network TV anymore.

Megyn Kelly, why do you still bray

Your stupidity suffuses what you say

You sucked so badly

That NBC gladly

Paid you $30 mill just to go away

Susan Niemann's avatar

Yes, please...make her go away. Hideous witch.

AuntTeeFa's avatar

And take your sexual harassment money with you

HI2thDoc's avatar

That was courtesy of Fox and Roger (I Ain't Handsome So I'll Harass) Ailes

rlritt's avatar

I really dont understand. What did he do? He was appointed by Reagan and worked under Trump. Why didnt Trump fire him if he thought he was doing a bad job? I really do not understand what their problem is.

arne link's avatar

They just need a whipping boy to focus the attention on. Look over there! Don't notice how your life is spiraling, just crank up that hate machine to Mach 5.

Carol C's avatar

If he were fired, he would either become a martyr or he would be forgotten. He is useful now as a scapegoat.

It would be nice to see a documentary on Trump’s handling of the pandemic, featuring his press conferences. Drink bleach, shine a “very powerful” light, ivermectin, don’t test so much, ventilators, PPE, and the rest of it.

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

The Hysteria podcast (featured on YouTube) "Fuck this Guy" did a show focusing on Megyn Kelly's career and it was beautifully merciless.

devourerofpancakes's avatar

She just mispronounced Elon Musk.

Brad Yazell's avatar

The lack of a gag reflex will serve Bobby well in prison.

HI2thDoc's avatar

🤣🤣🤣🏆🏆🏆

Hilary M's avatar

Chefs kiss 😚

Dave Drell's avatar

I’d like to put him on a BBQ spit and rotate around the open fire

Richard Dorset's avatar

The woman who told Rand to get fucked on a radio show where many people would hear it (and laugh as gleefully as I did) is my new hero

Virgin Monk Boy's avatar

Republican governance now resembles a group project where everyone ignored the assignment, fired the competent students, and asked AI to draw Africa. One guy is filming a cooking show while public health burns, another thinks vaccines contain sandwich ingredients, and the State Department cannot locate Nigeria. This is not merely stupidity. It is stupidity armed with budgets, agencies, and access to television. At some point, “get fucked” stops being vulgarity and becomes constituent feedback.

Deepak Puri's avatar

Marco Rubio’s State Department Can’t Find Africa: Mapping The Complete Clown Show

https://thedemlabs.org/2026/07/31/state-department-map-fail/

Mike Hammer's avatar

I’m sure they’re looking under “country”.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Never mind finding the right nations. Can they find their asses with both hands?

Outdoorluvr's avatar

No. And they'll blame it on the person holding the flashlight.

Frosty McGillicuddy's avatar

The moron scale jumps to eleven

This sure ain't the place known as Heaven

We're living in Hell

You can tell by the smell

Of Drumpf's IQ, it's much less than seven!

HI2thDoc's avatar

And the Predator Protecting Party in the Senate confirmed liar Jay Clayton, the guy who would not say who won the 2020 presidential election, to be Director of National Intelligence.

Corrupt DNI Clayton

Only serves that orange satan

His confirmation

Is an abomination

Rethuglican souls can't straighten

Joe Witkowski's avatar

Not so fast. The realtor with the Hitler haircut Bill Fealty Pulte wants to stick around

Susan Niemann's avatar

"perfectly grilled racoon penis."

Oh, Yummy. I live in Missouri where a collective of yay-hoos go Raccoon hunting on the regular. I'll ask them for some cooking tips. 🤢🥕 Even cartoons make more sense than the current regime.

I'd go anywhere but here, but everywhere I wanna go is on fire. I'm TRAPPED in Hicksville.

Susan's avatar

I’m stuck in Missouri myself and I’m happy to know a fellow traveler is close!😊

Susan Niemann's avatar

I have our MAGA senators on speed dial. 😂 😂

Joe Witkowski's avatar

Call Josh Hawley and tell him also to get fucked.

Susan Niemann's avatar

I’m on it.

WHAT A POS HE IS.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Looks like the AI lady on the right is giving birth, a breech, no less, while maintaining her creepy trad wife smile. And the white haired lady in the front has no right leg, or the kid to her left has freakishly large adult legs. Great job, AI!

AuntTeeFa's avatar

And too much dumb blonde

Susan Niemann's avatar

I had seen this image before...and it's a doozy, isnt it? 😂😂

Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

I was trying to track down its origin but couldn't find the source

Susan Niemann's avatar

It's been awhile, but Its spot on, whatever AI genius did it...

AuntTeeFa's avatar

It’s from his other AI machine. Called dork.

Grace Kennedy's avatar

Even the flag has been manipulated. What are those wieners wrapped around the kid on the lower left? Fantastic.

Richard's avatar

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

AuntTeeFa's avatar

The family photo with the child seated sporting his broken ankle-and the other child climbing out of a woman’s abdomen is what happens when Magasuperchristiannazis mate.

We used to just call that inbreeding

Susan Niemann's avatar

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂