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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

today in Shit That Happened While I Was Busy Writing This Shit—

what the fuck is going on in Spain? sixty thousand migrants from Morocco have crossed the border?

https://www.nytimes.com/live/2026/07/31/world/spain-ceuta-migrants-morocco

you know that Nosferatu McGoebbels is going to use this story to stoke more anti-immigration hatred right here at home

Kathleen Weber's avatar

Actually, Jeff it's a tiny bit of the African coast that is still owned by Spain. It's fenced off from Morocco, but the fence was broken down, and thousands of people ran toward an EU country. People also swim in the Mediterranean to get from Morocco to this bit of Spain. I read this in an AP story

2Cats2Furious's avatar

Thanks for the tip, since I don’t have a NYT subscription. Here’s the AP story:

https://apnews.com/article/spain-ceuta-migration-66839d113f24ba80d08b36d2b337201c

zuzu's avatar

Pro tip: most public libraries subscribe to the NYT and other major papers, so check your library's subscriptions!

Andrea Fruggiero's avatar

Thanks for sharing that but what is going on in Morocco that is causing this HUGE exodus all at the same time?

Kay-El's avatar

Yep, I read that too

Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Kathleen and Kay with the details, before I had to investigate… thank you!

Linda Weide's avatar

Running over to Ceuta was an online campaign. Again, I say it is like a teen takeover. Only it includes older people. It was supposed to be 18-35 year olds.

Leu2500's avatar

Call me callous, but I don't live in Spain & Moroccans aren't going to be swimming across the Atlantic to seek asylum in the US, so not a US problem, no matter how much Fox tries to make it one.

You know what IS a US problem? & one that voters see every time we drive by a gas station? Gas prices. Up 6 cents just yesterday. Too bad for elected Republicans that their demented leader has created very real problems that overwhelm the imaginary ones.

Susie's avatar

Yeah. When I’m paying $4.25 a gallon AT COSTCO in AZ, you know it’s bad! Sons of bitches be looking for any goddamn distraction from the literal shit with which they’ve made us deal. There are not words for my loathing of this cabal. 🤬😡🤬😡🤬

A.J. Madison's avatar

Republican dumbfuckery is going to be their downfall. The elected Rs let Dumbfuck in Chief control all GQP campaign financing. And they will all march in lockstep spouting Prez Idiotspeak as if it was true, killing their credibility with their voters, instead of at least lying that they care about the constituents. So no truth telling from the Rs. The marching moronic shrews are all going over the cliff together. Add the Stephen Miller genocides and the various ethnic communities that were voting conservative, won’t be. Maybe ever again.

Morty's avatar

Remember how worried we all were when MTG won her primary? “A Q-Anon conspiracy theorist in Congress!” How naive we were. Just one?

zuzu's avatar

Gas prices seem to be the thing that has finally gotten through to them, because it's something that hits them directly. And they get a big glowing reminder every time they go past a gas station.

That so many of them drive inadequacymobiles that cost well over a hundred bucks to fill and only get about eight miles to the gallon, and then live in places where they have to drive long distances to get anywhere just makes it worse.

My tank only holds eight gallons and I think I filled it over a month ago because I usually take the bus or ride my bike to work. But I live in a socialist hellhole.

barb's avatar
Aug 1Edited

I finally broke down and traded my 09 Prius which i loved for a Prius Plug In. Since i get 40 mpg on the electric charge and mostly do around town driving i'll probably go through only a few tanks of gas max per year barring any long trips which are rare. Great way to avoid rising gas prices as is the biking and bus riding that you do.

rlritt's avatar

Actually they are in Ceuta. This a autonomous city of Spain on the the North African coast. They did not cross the Strait of Gibralter. They just walked northeast over the border.

Grace Kennedy's avatar

And it seems tens of thousands have returned to Morocco.

T L Mills's avatar

Of course. he's prolly on it even as we write.

Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

he's probably orgasming uncontrollably right now

Kay-El's avatar

Let me know when the caravan arrives. I want to welcome them

Sooz Hall's avatar

I’ll bake cookies and make tortilla filling (note: Spanish tortillas are not like Mexican tortillas.)

T L Mills's avatar

I laughed but, oh blech, yuck, ick ick ick.

Natalia Lincoln's avatar

That’s gonna be a lot of spiders to clean up.

Irascible Ink's avatar

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

Kevin Rice's avatar

Here I was thinking Lonely Island's Jizz In My Pants was just a silly novelty song. How prescient of them.

Richard's avatar

Eew, yuck and gross! 🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

Suel J's avatar

Steve Miller is as dangerous to the GOP as he is to the rest. They won't see it.

arne link's avatar

Eewww. Jeff, please!

Linda Weide's avatar

Malcolm was discussing this in a special today along with Dexter Ingram, who left the Trump admin from the State Dept, because he did. He was part of the global counterterrorism network and he has a Moroccan wife. In any case, they were talking about Ceuta and how Musk and Trump and Rubio are ratcheting things up. They talked about how Morocco was promised other countries land if they signed the Abraham Accords. I have a better sense of the mobs going over the border as being somewhat like the teen takeover, except there were some older men, but most looked like teens of the ones I saw. All males, and they were looting, and Sanchez has sent in help. Dexter thinks things will get back to normal, but we know that Trump is using this to say to Europe, see you have to be scared of Muslims taking over. Trump is evil. Offering Western Sahara and Spanish territories to Morocco. The Moroccans should be concerned that their politicians are in bed with the devil.

Robert Eckert's avatar

Spain abandoned the Sahara a very long time ago (should have given up Ceuta too, and I'm not sure why they still want that last troublesome colony), and while there was a movement to make it an independent country, there is too little population or resources for it to be viable as such. Morocco offered to partition it with Mauretania, but Mauretania eventually withdrew from its section, considering it too much trouble. Algeria invaded but was repulsed and has not pursued the matter. Recognition of Morocco's de facto control has not been forthcoming internationally for unclear reasons.

zuzu's avatar

Oh, that makes perfect sense. And Trump has had a vendetta against Spain for a while.

Stephen Brady's avatar

There they go by demeaning the sacred BLT with them thar Trans Mice again! It must be strange to go through life with a skull which is utterly impenetrable by facts... I tried out whichever 6-fingered janky plagerism bot DuckDuckGo uses yesterday. I asked 'Life expectancy for an American Male who has attained 72 years?' Whooppee! I was promptly told that I could expect to live another 86 years!

Kim Steeves's avatar

Silly me..... a BLT refers to a Bacon Lettuce and Tomato sandwich.

Boy am I old!

Cheri Collins's avatar

Ah, Stephen, thank you for making me laugh out loud! 🤣

E Braymen's avatar

In the US we will soon be seeing this level of desperation as climate change impacts create greater challenges for countries south of us. It's a problem no one in our government is addressing within the context of extreme loss of land and resources. How the northern states will handle the exodus of our own people, let alone the hoards from other countries desperately trying to save themselves, is a moral question that has me shaking in my shoes.

Lynn Van Haren's avatar

The government of Spain denied Demented Donny use of its bases in Donny’s war with Iran. This is a special ops scheme planned by the US to topple Spain’s leader

Lori's avatar

Spain has already seen the movie we are in right now during the Franco years. I doubt they will cave.

LindaSRW's avatar

...unfortunately!!! F**k Nosferatu McGobbels!

Tess's avatar

No gag reflex Bobby? Well…I certainly have one whenever I hear you speak, or see trump’s face, or listen to lying ron johnson of WI, or seeing pete kegstand think he’s so macho, or couchfuck magee trying to make a joke….OH….so much gagging lately. hmmmmm. Great Claudia photos (cleared up my throat!). Have a nice weekend everyone!

Lisa Bieber's avatar

Perhaps Bobby IS the gag reflex?

arne link's avatar

Same here. I'm almost down to my goal weight with the gag reflex.

Diana's avatar

Thanks Tess, have a relaxing weekend ‼️

Julia Fogg's avatar

Ms Claudia’s wise face and slightly ironic expression makes my day 💕

Lori's avatar

Think you have problems? I'm from Ohio! Jordan, JD, Vivek, Moreno,....on and on.... I am constantly apologizing for my state. I hope it turns around in November.

Sue Martin's avatar

Right there with you, Tess. 🤢

Fastball Fredo's avatar

“Human shit geyser” sums up this entire administration and the so very qualified people and their policies… A geyser of lies every single day… Best to All fellow travelers.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Posted before, but here it is again for ya, Fredo. To the tune of Oklahoma!

trumporrhea, where the crap comes blasting out your rear

And you get the sweats with your gaseous jets

And the pain feels like it'll last a year

trumporrhea, we have DOGE and RFK to blame

They cut the CDC and hurt food saftey

And we hope they catch those shits too just the same

We know we hate this regime

Stupidity is their only scheme

And when we say

Go away, motherfuckers, go away

We're only saying

We hate your guts MAGA dumfucks

Okay!

Sue Munda's avatar

Perfect!!😂🤣😂

Sue Martin's avatar

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

rlritt's avatar

The whole point is to prove that government doesnt work. What you need is a dictatorship of oligharchs who just tell citizens what to do or just die.

Fastball Fredo's avatar

You are correct.. since Reagan time this has been the mantra..

Cyndi's avatar

Since the Dallas Roundtable, really. "Unitary Executive" crap.

Ann Anderson's avatar

Did you ever have a bad dream where you realize you're dreaming and you tell yourself to wake up and you do and everything is still awful because you're still actually dreaming? Will someone please wake me the fuck up? This nightmare won't end.

Katherine P Duncan's avatar

I think we all got transported to an alternate Universe and it's a bad one. If we could only find our way back. . .

rlritt's avatar

And if they fix the November election like they are frantically and desperately trying to do, there will be no way back. I read an article yesterday about the plan Rubio and Miller are working on is identical to Hitler's.

rlritt's avatar

Here are Miller's own words:

"you see an Antifa protest, why do the people that are violently demonstrating—why is there not one normal-looking person among them?

And this is mild compared to other comments. Its shocking

and he is not being metaphorical."

This was written by JV Last in the Bulwark.

Grace Kennedy's avatar

But Mar-a-Lago face looks normal. Sheesh.

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

"Not one normal-looking person among them" is pretty ironic coming from Nosferatu. It also applies to Shitler and every evil clown member of his cabinet. Move along, nothing normal-looking to see here.

rlritt's avatar

Totally agree. Thats what's so shocking. Does he see himself in the mirror? Or...perhaps he has no reflection.

Katherine P Duncan's avatar

Ooh, they are so racist their sheets show. They scarcely bother to hide it anymore. Part of Trump's huge appeal was his covert racism. And they will go after the mentally and physically challenged. Miller must despise himself.

Nancy Braus's avatar

I think every one of the top MAGAts has some kind of distorted perceptions. They act as if Donnie is a real comedian- I have yet to see one moment when i could laugh with him. Sometimes I laugh at him because his words are so ridiculous: steam power? wind turbines cause cancer? exercise is bad for you?

They see something in the mirror that we do not see- I think it is possible that penis-headed Stephen Miller thinks he IS attractive. Donnie definitely believes his looks are slaying ti. Lara Trump and the other trumpettes with that Mar-a-Lago face also believe they are attractive.

They also seem to think tacky gold leaf on every surface- Mafia decor purchased from Home Despot- looks great.

A real fun house mirror of horrors.

rlritt's avatar

You are so right. I hate that all the women look alike. Same long hair parted the middle. The huge silicon lips. Tons of black eye make up.

Stephen Brady's avatar

But, unlike the MAGAts, we are capable of learning from our mistakes - however slowly. We have the Cavalry already deep into planning the response! Think the likes of Norm Eisen, Mark Elias, Scott Dworkin, State AGs, ACLU, NAACP, etc. They are already on High Alert and ready to act across the Country.

Stephen Brady's avatar

Be or become a high-profile civil rights lawyer.

rlritt's avatar

I'll support them, but I already have a job.

Hilary M's avatar

I think we all died in a meteorite collision event and now we are all in purgatory together

Kristina Jurecic's avatar

I'm still running with the idea that we all died during Covid and THIS is the afterlife. Don't know who to credit for that.

George in Atlanta's avatar

Rod Serling called, he wants his Sixties back.

"Imagine if you will, a place frozen in time and space. A perpetual land infused with stupid never experienced by mankind before. The time is now. The place is here. And you are in... the Twilight Zone".

Susan Kemp's avatar

I was meant to be in the multiverse where Secretary Clinton won in 2016 with huge majorities in both the House and Senate. Some lucky version of myself ended up there while I suffer here.

Mike Hammer's avatar

Bobby Brainworms was really into snorting cocaine off toilet seats in his younger days, so he says. Why would anyone say that unless it’s toxic masculinity meets malignant narcissism meets mealy brain.

rlritt's avatar

This is what happens when people don't have to do anything because they are born into a massive amount of inherited wealth. Why go to school or learn anything. He is the best argument for a 90% inherited tax on anything over one million dollars. He was probably hired to besmirch his father's name and embarrass the Kennedy family.

Outdoorluvr's avatar

One million in savings or investments is barely middle class anymore. Could we tax inheritance on some kind of step-up basis, perhaps starting at a few million?

Irna Gadd's avatar

And mealy brain attracts parasitic worms that eat the brain. That Bobby thought it was OK to publicize he'd experienced that is evidence that in before times (that is, before Don the Con's electoral win in 2026 and again in 2024) would have been an automatic NO in any administration - from the lowest local level to the top. But MAGA faithfuls obviously don't have the ability to imagine what will happen when a man who's bankrupted almost all his endeavors, who doesn't pay any of his bills, and whose moral fiber is so obviously threadbare at best becomes the POTUS. What could go wrong with that? JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!

Dr J's Sanity Space's avatar

One would say that when one is knee deep in the negative to infinity area of delusional narcissism with a whopping dose of megalomania. Yikes!

Joe Witkowski's avatar

What he really wanted was entrained ass & dick hair

Wendy The Druid 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

Well here Jeff, let me add to the profundity.

A year ago Elon Musk was going to burn the Republican Party down and build his own. He torched Trump over the Epstein files. He floated a third party. Real barricades-and-bullhorns shit. Then he sat down with The Economist and said — out loud, on the record, to a journalist — that he "got a little too involved in politics, got carried away, frankly."

Cool. Great. Very moving.

Now the fucker is going to do it again.

Nobody voted for this son of a bitch. He just bought the fucking doors.

https://thistleandmoss.com/p/what-survives-the-morning-elon-musk-set-to-buy-the-midterms-again

AuntTeeFa's avatar

If the voters I spoke with recently when door knocking for progressives are any gauge, the pittance from his trillion dollar wealth will be spent for naught. I say go for it Elon you fucking freak.

You’re gonna flop just like you did when you tried to buy your way into Wisconsin‘s judiciary.

Cyndi's avatar

Tesla, get ready for more protests and further falling sales numbers.

AuntTeeFa's avatar

How bout his stock market Ponzi scheme that’s already lost $1.5 trillion in value for millions of 401(k)’s?

The only arm of his tentacles that’s making any money is Starlink

Someone needs to tell that to the millions of his drooling groupies. It never ceases to amaze that all of them, mostly men, think he walks on water and don’t even know that all of his great “inventions “were bought with his daddy’s blood money

Sue Munda's avatar

And Starlink is subsidized by us & tax free🤬🤬

T L Mills's avatar

😠😱😰🤯🤯🤬🤬🤬🤬💀💀💀💀💀

Joe Witkowski's avatar

*FUCK THE SPACE NAZI!*

T L Mills's avatar

GAH!!!!! That AI gen "family photo" looked like the result of several generations of serious inbreeding. it wasn't just crotches sprouting baby legs, but an arm sprouting fingers, disappearing hands and feet and goodness knows what else...I couldn't continue looking to find misshapen people parts because the photo creeped me out so badly!

Salspho's avatar

No one has mentioned the leg of a pig sprouting out on the lower right. Cloven hoof. Doesn’t seem very kosher.

arne link's avatar

Great! Now you have forced me to go back and take a closer look at the photo. Gah!

George in Atlanta's avatar

Oy, missed that one. Now where did I put that brain bleach...

HH Mohr's avatar

It reminds me of a movie, "Village of the Damned," where a sudden new generation of pale blond evil children are born.

George in Atlanta's avatar

Yeah. 'Village of the Damned' children born to 'Stepford Wives'. Ewwwww.

Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

But at least they are all white and blonde!

Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

That part is had to miss I guess it’s the all American family that doesn’t exist either I prefer ‘high art’ like 6 dogs playing poker.

Sue Munda's avatar

The faces of the men are the same, so are the women’s! Lol!

zuzu's avatar

Inbreeding keeps it all in the family.

BigDaddy52's avatar

I wore myself out spotting the deformities. Did some magarhoid actually, seriously post this somewhere?

Nancy Torkewitz's avatar

That’s what I want to know too. Who published this and where was it published? I am hoping that it was just on some random Yahoo’s account. Because if this was on any sort of official government site or posted by someone in the government, I am going to be even more apoplectic than I am already feeling right now.

Kay-El's avatar

I counted 13, but I might have missed some.

Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

The Wheel of Moron sees all and has made a prediction it is that a rich drug addled moron is coming back, oh no. Thank you Jeff for taking the wheel out of the otherwise empty room but for the nuclear source of energy and ability to see all time future and past as well as the very stable chainsawing whale butcher’s secret we all suspected it’s his ability not to gag. That’s how he can stand behind dear leader without blowing lunch. Keep up your invaluable analysis that we mortals really don’t understand.

Jane's avatar

Same person who made the map of Africa that was wrong!

AmericanHistoryGeek's avatar

Yes, it truly is a grotesque photo and was actually used by some magat to promote their trad wife agenda?!? Not a very convincing argument!

George in Atlanta's avatar

Well, there you go. A few views of the big Trad Wife stars started me suspecting that they are actually MAGA Stupid Bait(TM), engineered back at DSA headquarters to misdirect the true White Amrrrcan Patriots(TM) and make them look like idiots.

zuzu's avatar

Will Sommer at the Bulwark had a column/video yesterday about an OnlyFans model who's figured out that she can drive a whole lot of traffic to her page by setting up a rightwing/tradwife podcast where she essentially sits with her knees up, talking about generic rightwing/tradwife topics and showing cameltoe.

It's working out like gangbusters for her.

PTW's avatar

I respect her initiative. Undoubtedly more…ummmm……”wholesome” than her previous job at OnlyFans.

Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

I respect the trademark and will use it at will thanks buddy.

George in Atlanta's avatar

Excellent, excellent. Godspeed.

Karen Yaholnitsky's avatar

I also took a long time looking at the crazy photo. So many weird things. I couldn't even start to point everything out. Just fucking nightmare weird.

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

It's being underplayed in the news but tech bros are facing a major nightmare as advanced AI systems like Anthropic are behaving like autonomous predators and, independently of human instructions, are hacking into and malevolently fucking up one other's AI systems. In other words, they're behaving like humans.

Jan Moon's avatar

Does the baby in blue in the upper left have three legs? Nothing abnormal there. Maybe a very long penis.

Nancie's avatar

Reminds me of the White Supremacist version of the old horror movie BASKET CASE.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083624/?_ssoLoop=1

Cathy Rady's avatar

perhaps that woman was in the process of giving birth . . . she SEEMS happy

George in Atlanta's avatar

Reminded me of those old memes of unfortunately inbred Southern families.

Cathy Wray's avatar

George, I thought the same!

Wendymae's avatar

The baby also has 3 legs, as well as the girl (?) in the middle of the bottom row. She also appears to have breasts in her belly?

Jane S.'s avatar

Don't be mean about the poor deformed child.

/s ;-)

Lori's avatar

I was eating a pretzel when I looked at it and almost choked. I thought it was hilarious.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Desperate to stay relevant POS Meggy Kelly called Dr. Fauci a mass murderer. She hasn't got it that her odious opinions are crap, which is why she's not on network TV anymore.

Megyn Kelly, why do you still bray

Your stupidity suffuses what you say

You sucked so badly

That NBC gladly

Paid you $30 mill just to go away

Susan Niemann's avatar

Yes, please...make her go away. Hideous witch.

AuntTeeFa's avatar

And take your sexual harassment money with you

HI2thDoc's avatar

That was courtesy of Fox and Roger (I Ain't Handsome So I'll Harass) Ailes

rlritt's avatar

I really dont understand. What did he do? He was appointed by Reagan and worked under Trump. Why didnt Trump fire him if he thought he was doing a bad job? I really do not understand what their problem is.

arne link's avatar

They just need a whipping boy to focus the attention on. Look over there! Don't notice how your life is spiraling, just crank up that hate machine to Mach 5.

Carol C's avatar

If he were fired, he would either become a martyr or he would be forgotten. He is useful now as a scapegoat.

It would be nice to see a documentary on Trump’s handling of the pandemic, featuring his press conferences. Drink bleach, shine a “very powerful” light, ivermectin, don’t test so much, ventilators, PPE, and the rest of it.

Lisa K. Obrien's avatar

MAGAts loathe intelligent, educated, and successful people.

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

The Hysteria podcast (featured on YouTube) "Fuck this Guy" did a show focusing on Megyn Kelly's career and it was beautifully merciless.

Ellen McKenzie's avatar

How can I write her? I feel like corresponding today.

devourerofpancakes's avatar

She just mispronounced Elon Musk.

Brad Yazell's avatar

The lack of a gag reflex will serve Bobby well in prison.

HI2thDoc's avatar

🤣🤣🤣🏆🏆🏆

DuduLovesBubu's avatar

JD is jealous as taking Master Theil’s appendage is a struggle.

Dave Drell's avatar

I’d like to put him on a BBQ spit and rotate around the open fire

Sue Martin's avatar

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Virgin Monk Boy's avatar

Republican governance now resembles a group project where everyone ignored the assignment, fired the competent students, and asked AI to draw Africa. One guy is filming a cooking show while public health burns, another thinks vaccines contain sandwich ingredients, and the State Department cannot locate Nigeria. This is not merely stupidity. It is stupidity armed with budgets, agencies, and access to television. At some point, “get fucked” stops being vulgarity and becomes constituent feedback.

DrBDH's avatar

They took literally my favorite Dismotivation poster: “Committees: because all of us together are stupider than any one of us alone.”

zuzu's avatar

Don't forget Sean Duffy's family road trip.

Richard Dorset's avatar

The woman who told Rand to get fucked on a radio show where many people would hear it (and laugh as gleefully as I did) is my new hero

DrBDH's avatar

If she calls in to a White House briefing, she could win Jeff’s Pulitzer Prize.

Jane S.'s avatar

I REALLY wanted her to say why, in just a few words. They were stunned, immobile, and not filtering anything. Just think of the thought bubble she could have placed in people's minds.

Jane's avatar

I agree! That was awesome!! 👏

Frosty McGillicuddy's avatar

The moron scale jumps to eleven

This sure ain't the place known as Heaven

We're living in Hell

You can tell by the smell

Of Drumpf's IQ, it's much less than seven!

HI2thDoc's avatar

And the Predator Protecting Party in the Senate confirmed liar Jay Clayton, the guy who would not say who won the 2020 presidential election, to be Director of National Intelligence.

Corrupt DNI Clayton

Only serves that orange satan

His confirmation

Is an abomination

Rethuglican souls can't straighten

Joe Witkowski's avatar

Not so fast. The realtor with the Hitler haircut Bill Fealty Pulte wants to stick around

HI2thDoc's avatar

Looks like the AI lady on the right is giving birth, a breech, no less, while maintaining her creepy trad wife smile. And the white haired lady in the front has no right leg, or the kid to her left has freakishly large adult legs. Great job, AI!

AuntTeeFa's avatar

And too much dumb blonde

Susan Niemann's avatar

I had seen this image before...and it's a doozy, isnt it? 😂😂

Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

I was trying to track down its origin but couldn't find the source

Susan Niemann's avatar

It's been awhile, but Its spot on, whatever AI genius did it...

AuntTeeFa's avatar

It’s from his other AI machine. Called dork.

Grace Kennedy's avatar

Even the flag has been manipulated. What are those wieners wrapped around the kid on the lower left? Fantastic.

George in Atlanta's avatar

Them's Freedom Wieners! Made Murrca whut is iz today!!!

Richard's avatar

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Deepak Puri's avatar

Marco Rubio’s State Department Can’t Find Africa: Mapping The Complete Clown Show

https://thedemlabs.org/2026/07/31/state-department-map-fail/

Mike Hammer's avatar

I’m sure they’re looking under “country”.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Never mind finding the right nations. Can they find their asses with both hands?

Outdoorluvr's avatar

No. And they'll blame it on the person holding the flashlight.

Cathy Wray's avatar

Good one, Outdoorluvr!😆

Lisa K. Obrien's avatar

Hint: Cote doesn’t signify inland.

PTW's avatar

That should have been their first clue. But that would require a bit of education, and giving a shit about their jobs.

AuntTeeFa's avatar

The family photo with the child seated sporting his broken ankle-and the other child climbing out of a woman’s abdomen is what happens when Magasuperchristiannazis mate.

We used to just call that inbreeding

Susan Niemann's avatar

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

Peter's avatar

The disembodied legs springing spontaneously from tradwife's crotch is rivaled only by Grannie's disembodied legs, the small child with a learning disability whose leg looks like a dildo and the uncanny resemblance between trad-dads who look like one was cloned from the other. It's almost as if the transporter got so confused by all those good Aryan atoms that it couldn't put them back together properly.

Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

There is a small leg that is sort of a chair leg and not related to anything else, that’s all and it’s dum.