I usually try to stay off Barron because he's still so young - but someone said yesterday "He looks just like Eddie Munster - especially the hair!" - and I just can't get the picture out of my mind. . .
He may be young, but he's old enough to, of his own volition, befriend the Tate brothers and willingly associate with them, so he's absolutely fair game.
The sickest (and funniest) part is goebbels/miller actually speechifying about 'antifa' (as if it is an actual organization) people being all messed up, being weird and - I think he used the word 'ugly'? Might've been in a clip of him talking at one of the fox idiots. I was laughing too hard to remember all of that sick fuck's comments. THE singularly ugliest/weirdest and downright creepiest fuck we've EVER had thisclose to our Oval Office having the temerity to imagine he has the right to insult people who are against fascism was just too much.
The word he used was 'deformed': prize comment was that he doesn't know what he himself looks like, because he does not have a reflection in the mirror.
I saw a clip of McGobbels prattling on about how icky and plain ugly left-wing terrorist democrats are and I was wishing I could yell at him "Have you not seen any video of Jan. 6th or any Trump rallies?!?!"
Is there a medical explanation for why he is so tall? I know both trump and Melania are both average tall - but he seems to have got a bit of a problem. . . .
Except I don't think she's Justin's 'type'. Better to ask how tall is the Secret Service guy she purportedly became so close to for a long while. Frankly, I wouldn't blame her...couldn't IMAGINE that fugly orange slime coming anywhere near me. UGH.
Melania is 5'11", which is really tall for a woman. And Trump was 6'3" probably shrunk. So its really possible that their son (6'9") is naturally really tall.
Look at College basketball player Olivier Rioux (7-foot-9) and NBA players like Victor Wembanyama (7-foot-4). They are really improving on the size of people these days. Better diet? Hormones in milk?
They probably gave him growth hormones so he could grow up to be really good at sports and get rich that way (since he doesn't have the personality to follow in the shoes dear old dad).
He has friends!? Honestly, since he was a tot I’ve thought there was something very wrong with that kid. Remember Chelsea Clinton being photographed out and about in college, the Bush girls, the Obama girls? Where the hell are any photos of that weirdo? Maybe he is at some sort of Tate event that would not be photographed. Like father, like son. They’re all creeps.
IN his defense (not that I particularly care, but all kids should be protected), they gave him an ENTIRE FLOOR in that awful building just for himself to be his 'playroom'. I believe nurses and 'babysitters' took care of him when mummy wasn't around, but his pater NEVER was there from the various articles written about this excess AND he always wore custom-tailored suits, even as a small boy which the parents claimed HE wanted - just to be like daddy'. Sure, he did.
What the FUCK was he (I don't know one from t'other) wearing during his arrest? It looked like his momma's yoga outfit AND her shoes. And WHY the fuck was an 'agent' (also all glammed up - wtf was HE wearing?) so carefully removing his necklaces for him when the people who are grabbed and even 'detained' briefly EVEN INNOCENT AMERICAN CITIZENS are always unceremoniously thrown to the ground no matter WHAT jewelry or clothing they have on with their heads BANGED into concrete and put in choke-holds to the point of death? - not to mention being kicked over and over, kneed, beaten and tased for simply asking WHY they're being stopped by the orange fuckwit's fake-azz violent and untrained 'agents'?
I believe the person removing the bling was a member of the Tate brothers' posse, not one of the arresting agents. That gold blazer was definitely not standard-issue gear...
I think the relatively few cheers carried better than the boos. It's probably because of pitch; cheering is high-pitched, booing is low. In any event, I found it difficult to sort out the boos.
Here's Donald Trump's newest bright idea: turn us into vermin. Not metaphor — method. Warren Blumenfeld laid it flat in LGBTQ Nation, tracing the line back to Der Ewige Jude, the 1940 Goebbels reel that called Jews rats "found mostly in large packs" — the exact damn phrase this president used for migrant families, queers, and others. He isn't improvising the cruelty. He's xeroxing the fuckin shit and making it policy.
"They came up to me, tears in their eyes, big strong rippling Spanish muscles, and said 'Sir, sir, would you please shake our hands, stand in the photo with us, steal our World Cup?'"
Except a 19 YEAR OLD LITTLE GIRL, a fucking child, Was killed this weekend because she joined up with that fucking stupid shit military and was bombed to death by Iran. Why? because that shit for brains evil fuck can’t stand to just walk the fuck away and admit he fucked up.. the next democratic president will have to clean this shit up.
Yea but it was classic donnie doing what he does best taking credit for other people’s accomplishments 🙄. Personally I thought it was in really bad taste considering that two more service members died because of his really bad decisions
And he could care less. The poor families of those dead soldiers have to watch Trump yucking it up with the soccer team as if he was the one responsible for their win. No thought about how that looks considering he has cravenly put good soldiers in harms way for no reason except his pride.
Congratulations - you have won our "Euphemism of the Year!" award. . .
It was an insult to those in service. It was a Bronx rasperry to the dead. It was a display of the most heartless non- Presidential behavior. "Oooo, I can't miss a football match to demonstrate how unhappy I am more troops died!"
But the World Cup was overflowing so to speak. You didn't even have to show pictures of preznit fuckwitz sleeping during the game, which I think is no big deal to most Americans but would earn him billions of hate points everywhere else.
It had to have been a struggle and sacrifice for pumpkin britches to walk so far....he should have been given an award. Maybe one if the Tates brothers outfits?
Jeff, did you miss the whole story about Krasnov taking credit for summer sales at Walmart and Giant Eagle (regional grocery store)? He called them “great patriots” and wants everyone to shop there.
Donnie the Moocher. AKA Donnie the Mooch. AKA Donnie the Parasite
moocher/ˈmo͞oCHər/
A moocher is an informal, often derogatory term for a person who habitually relies on the generosity of others. They regularly obtain money, food, or favors without paying, intending to return the favor, or contributing their fair share.
Common Synonyms
Freeloader: Someone who takes advantage of resources or hospitality without contributing.
Sponger: A person who lives off the efforts or resources of others.
Deadbeat: Someone who avoids paying their dues or evades obligations.
For further exploration of related terms and context, you can visit Merriam-Webster's Dictionary or Vocabulary.com.
Well I loved them Jeff, but you missed a couple of the finer points of the dissection. Here we go...
Infantino had to help Trump walk the trophy over to the winning team photo shoot stage because he literally couldn't lift it himself. Either that, or he would have got lost getting there- take your pick.
Also PM Carney and Presidenta Sheinbaum walked quite a suspicious distance back from Trump, whether to avoid the worst of the down draft or a deliberate snub we'll never know.
Most of the Spanish players and some of the Argentines, noticeably Lionel Messi, showed marked
reluctance to touch Trump's hand..for a demonstrative culture, more than a little telling.
Trump tried his signature dominance handshake with Spanish coach Louis de la Fuente, the classy, elegant and talented mentor that Trump could never dream of being, and it got shut down really quickly.
Other than that, thanks for bringing up the World Cup performance. You and your many followers may not get it, but in many parts of the world...fúbol y familia son todos.
Conveniently the FDA announced that the test results were a false positive from the sample of TAYLOR FARMS lettuce. That's what happens when you have a meet up at the White House I guess.
We can only hope prez pig head gets the explosive diarrhea
His wardrobe team is working overtime on the scaffolding they built into his suit. They’ve even shortened his tie and make him keep his jacket buttoned. He never ever used to button his jacket. Slovenly is his name
"Taylor Farms said that the FDA made a mistake and apologized." Of course, the owner made a $1 million contribution to Donnie's PAC which gave him access to the White House. The incompetence and corruption of the Administration are breathtaking.
Can the corruption be more blatant? Do people really fall for this? I heard that McDonalds use lettuce from Taylor farms. We can boycott McDonalds? Not hard for me if I'm honest, I never eat there anyway.
I would like to start a crowdfund to send the lovely door dasher from Alabama back to DC. I will order sackfuls of Big Macs and Deluxe Quarter Pounders with extra Taylor Farms shredded lettuce. Maybe a few could succumb to the diaboogie!
If anyone believes that, I think they should be sent a few crates of exclusive Taylor Farms "ColonBlow"* Lettuce (available for a limited time to special customers.
That is entirely the gift that SNL gave the world. Back when "high fiber" cereals first became all the rage; SNL did one of its superb fake commercials: Dan Akroyd "selling" the latest brand.....Priceless comedy gold.
I have far more hope for Burnham than any other of the recent multitudes of PMs in UK. The ultra conservative Reform Party is already bad-mouthing him…a great sign!
And our idiot in chief loves him because he said “drill for oil”. now Donny thinks Burnham will take down those horrible “windmills” near his golf course. 🤦♀️
Or, maybe he'll put an enormous field of solar panels next to trump's wannabe Andrew's Golf course? Add more windmills? Build a waste-water treatment center there? Burnham is far more willing to stand up to trump than the previous dozen PM's.
So on Thursday the cuck CEO of Taylor Farms visited his good buddy Donny Fuckface at the WH after TF had been implicated in the outbreak of Donarrhea. The cuck TF CEO donated mightily to help Donny Fuckface get elected. So…. TODAY word comes down that it was a “false positive” that implicated TF. Back to Lie Square One. Don’t eat anything green.
and here's your useless social media controversy of the day: was Donny cropped out, or retouched out, of that photo of the Spanish team celebrating? I took the safe route in my post, and said 'cropped'
The contrast between the reception given to the King of Spain and Fat Donnie is one for the ages. The king is beloved, the Fat Donnie is hated. And I'm sure that Fox toned down the crowd's booing and jeering when he waddled onto the field (I'm surprised he didn't get driven in a golf cart) to award the trophy.
Oh, and by the way, why does this fat, loathsome paranoid sack of shit need a billion dollar ballroom for security of he is willing to waddle across a football field in from on 80,000 people who hate him?
Allegedly, Fox turned up the volume on the music during the broadcast in order to mask the booing. I didn't watch, so I can't say (unlike the US Open, which I was watching and so know that the network feed fucked with the audio to protect Demento's fee-fees).
I was watching, Fox was definitely trying to minimize the negative reaction to his lumbering presence. For brutally honest responses to his malign presence, read the European, especially Spanish press.
Maybe he needs a fortified place to stay when he refuses to step down after the next election. If you dont think he plans to stay, why is he talking about a 3rd term.
Have you seen or heard him lately? Satan is knocking on the door seeking to bring him home. 2028 is not going to be an issue. Vance, on the other hand, might move into the bunker and refuse to leave when he is routed in 2028.
I have reached the point where I can’t write my opinion for fear of arrest. 😄 I’m so glad that the orange Convict was removed from the photobomb by the magic wand. His entire illegitimate time in office must be erased in this same manner!
When was the last time you took a basic high school history class? We DON'T teach our young people about Nazis and WWII fascists nearly enough. I'm mean, sure every day is WWII day on the history channel but even that is long on war strategy and short on the rise and fall of fascism politically.
There is a giant overdose of WWII movies. Don’t act like there isn’t enough info out there. The only problem with many movies is making it look like the US was the sole winner and heroes. Biggest sacrafice in WWII= Soviet Union. But the info has been out there for decades.
WWII movies are not 'history education', as you point out. Yeah, accurate education is available. How do we spread it? Interspersed with the new white bible studies being foisted on kids? And, to my knowledge, any educational history ain't on tiktok, instagram, etc.
Agree, I just meant erasing anything he put in place that contributed to-the destruction of the U.S. Villains are never erased but clearly, we don’t learn anything from the like of Hitler, Mussolini etc
NO! We must remember it, study it and turn it into books, college history courses and documentaries about this abysmal piece of U.S. history. "...those who cannot remember history are doomed to repeat it." ( from the 1905 book, 'The Life of Reason' by George Santayana)
No, we never do. Apparently, that is a common and universal human failing. But we can hope that someday we'll evolve enough to do so and if that happens, there will be plenty of educational material.
Don't sell all of us short. We just haven't found a way to get some of the masses to pay attention. It's the old story of not interested in the party appetizers if your stomach is full. There has got to be a profound reckoning sometime soon to shake these people into paying attention - no food on the shelves, WW111, no gas to go to work, banks or electric grid failing??? Then, what's the plan?
To all the morons in red hats who voted for this embarrassing criminal tyrant who is actively destroying our country…that picture of the fat fuck trying to steal Spain’s glory…that’s you. You’re as stupid looking as he is. Congratulations.
When that fat old coot shoved the prime minister out of the way and had that smug "I'm Here!" look on his face, I remember being so pissed off and embarrassed. Can today PLEEEASE be the day when he never wakes up?
Hey, what did JD Vance name their new baby? Since it's a mixed race child, is he allowed to keep it? 🤔
HURRAY ESPANIA! I love that country!
YAY for fire pits and glass of wine...Claudia looks very relaxed there!
Good luck everyone, in the heat...gonna be brutal in NE Missouri. 🥵
Once upon a time, when she was at CNBC, Bartiromo had some semblance of sanity and was considered a journalist. Then she went to the Fox fantasyland and drank the MAGA Flavor-Ade. Geezus criminy, she can claim Iran has no military capabilities left even as at least two more US military personnel are killed. Nothing she says should be taken seriously.
I'm not so sure. Fox Propaganda and Entertainment Channel has a large cult following. Too bad they aren't required to use "We Paid $787.5 Billion For Lying to Our Viewers!" as a disclaimer.
Bartiromo's cognitive dissonance might include the fact that roughly 2-3 weeks ago at NATO or the World Economic Forum Trump was calling for massive tariffs against Spain and forbidding all travel there. Guess Nutlick and Bessent just shrug and ignore him now.
Maybe she was discreetly drawing attention to the discrepancy? I hate to give her the benefit of the doubt, but by her mentioning it at all, she did put it out there for FOX viewers.
Everyone in our neighborhood bar booed loudly whenever his ugliness appeared on screen. Even the band which performed immediately after the match stopped playing and booed. ( We are in DC, so it’s not unusual but is still cathartic.)
He sees people and he puts himself in the frame. It's automatic, even though his mind is gone. Just like chickens when they run around after the chop. They think they're still alive.
I read you every day and I absolutely adore your descriptors. However, my all-time favorite was today when you referred to Trump as a dilapidated pant load …thank you thank you thank you.
slow news day, so you get eleven hundred words about a soccer match. you're welcome, America
Any Monday that the Tate brothers are in custody is okay by me. I'll even read about soccer.
Buh-bye, K and T Tate
Your extradition is great
Shout out to the UK
They just made our day
Good luck with your prison fate
Excellent work!
But of COURSE you are H12thDoc's fan! LOL!!!
Now why can’t we see the Epstein Files!!??
👏
Obv we are needing help from the outside… 😖😫
I’m negative Nelly; I think they’ll be back.
Sadly, I believe it’s up to Rubio to decide the extradition. We all know how that’s gonna go. 🤬🇦🇺
IDK, they are reportedly besties with Barron Trump, that sad freak. Donnie may try to keep them out of jail so that Barron can have play dates.
Epstein: The Next Generation
Underrated comment
🎯👏🎤💥
I usually try to stay off Barron because he's still so young - but someone said yesterday "He looks just like Eddie Munster - especially the hair!" - and I just can't get the picture out of my mind. . .
He may be young, but he's old enough to, of his own volition, befriend the Tate brothers and willingly associate with them, so he's absolutely fair game.
I made some really bad choices when I was under 25 - so I'm a bit more hesitant. Maybe he'll have an epiphany one day.
🤣
Sad freak indeed. We're up to our asses in weird, broken people.
And those weird, broken people make it their life’s work to insert themselves up our asses
The sickest (and funniest) part is goebbels/miller actually speechifying about 'antifa' (as if it is an actual organization) people being all messed up, being weird and - I think he used the word 'ugly'? Might've been in a clip of him talking at one of the fox idiots. I was laughing too hard to remember all of that sick fuck's comments. THE singularly ugliest/weirdest and downright creepiest fuck we've EVER had thisclose to our Oval Office having the temerity to imagine he has the right to insult people who are against fascism was just too much.
It's always projection with these jerkholes. Always.
The word he used was 'deformed': prize comment was that he doesn't know what he himself looks like, because he does not have a reflection in the mirror.
Ah, haha - PERfection!
I saw a clip of McGobbels prattling on about how icky and plain ugly left-wing terrorist democrats are and I was wishing I could yell at him "Have you not seen any video of Jan. 6th or any Trump rallies?!?!"
THAT's the one I'm talking about, Deb, I think? Only he called us 'antifas' as well ...as if that's a BAD thing!
I so completely agree with your assessment of Nosferatu McGoebbels! He is ONE BIG UGLY FUK!
I ONLY take exception of your depiction of him as 'big'. ;) Isn't he about tom thumb size?
Is there a medical explanation for why he is so tall? I know both trump and Melania are both average tall - but he seems to have got a bit of a problem. . . .
How tall is Justin Trudeau?
Except I don't think she's Justin's 'type'. Better to ask how tall is the Secret Service guy she purportedly became so close to for a long while. Frankly, I wouldn't blame her...couldn't IMAGINE that fugly orange slime coming anywhere near me. UGH.
Melania is 5'11", which is really tall for a woman. And Trump was 6'3" probably shrunk. So its really possible that their son (6'9") is naturally really tall.
Look at College basketball player Olivier Rioux (7-foot-9) and NBA players like Victor Wembanyama (7-foot-4). They are really improving on the size of people these days. Better diet? Hormones in milk?
Trump was 6’3” the way Trump tower has 115 floors.
They probably gave him growth hormones so he could grow up to be really good at sports and get rich that way (since he doesn't have the personality to follow in the shoes dear old dad).
He has friends!? Honestly, since he was a tot I’ve thought there was something very wrong with that kid. Remember Chelsea Clinton being photographed out and about in college, the Bush girls, the Obama girls? Where the hell are any photos of that weirdo? Maybe he is at some sort of Tate event that would not be photographed. Like father, like son. They’re all creeps.
IN his defense (not that I particularly care, but all kids should be protected), they gave him an ENTIRE FLOOR in that awful building just for himself to be his 'playroom'. I believe nurses and 'babysitters' took care of him when mummy wasn't around, but his pater NEVER was there from the various articles written about this excess AND he always wore custom-tailored suits, even as a small boy which the parents claimed HE wanted - just to be like daddy'. Sure, he did.
They are fighting extradition.. not sure on what grounds. Hope they get denied and sent to UK sooner than later
The Tate brothers are Barron’s buddies? Aww, Melania must be so proud.
What the FUCK was he (I don't know one from t'other) wearing during his arrest? It looked like his momma's yoga outfit AND her shoes. And WHY the fuck was an 'agent' (also all glammed up - wtf was HE wearing?) so carefully removing his necklaces for him when the people who are grabbed and even 'detained' briefly EVEN INNOCENT AMERICAN CITIZENS are always unceremoniously thrown to the ground no matter WHAT jewelry or clothing they have on with their heads BANGED into concrete and put in choke-holds to the point of death? - not to mention being kicked over and over, kneed, beaten and tased for simply asking WHY they're being stopped by the orange fuckwit's fake-azz violent and untrained 'agents'?
I believe the person removing the bling was a member of the Tate brothers' posse, not one of the arresting agents. That gold blazer was definitely not standard-issue gear...
I happily agree with you there!
The part about the booing was glorious, and really lifted my spirits. As you like to say, “Shoot that shit straight into my veins!”
I think the relatively few cheers carried better than the boos. It's probably because of pitch; cheering is high-pitched, booing is low. In any event, I found it difficult to sort out the boos.
Yeah, jeff, I mean, I had to scrape for the juicy bits today.
https://thistleandmoss.com/p/what-survives-the-morning-well-fuck-how-did-we-get-here
Here's Donald Trump's newest bright idea: turn us into vermin. Not metaphor — method. Warren Blumenfeld laid it flat in LGBTQ Nation, tracing the line back to Der Ewige Jude, the 1940 Goebbels reel that called Jews rats "found mostly in large packs" — the exact damn phrase this president used for migrant families, queers, and others. He isn't improvising the cruelty. He's xeroxing the fuckin shit and making it policy.
You're right -- as usual, Wendy.
Thanks Frosty. Always encourages the work.
And Miller amplifies the thought with his comments on the appearance of "antifa" protesters.
What a dear little nazi he is. The love child of Nosferatu and Goebbels.
We have been officially named "Unhuman". This! From the ugliest mutants in the Universe!
What’s a xerox? Just kidding but do they still exist?
They're not saying boo. They're saying Truuuuummmmppppp. Oh wait, they are saying boo.
Unfortunately, the boos didn't penetrate the pumpkin rind. He's completed the fantasy Ballroom/Bunker in his head and moved into it.
"Did ya hear how the crowd was cheering for me? And the Team begged me to be in the Trophy photo!"
🤢
"They came up to me, tears in their eyes, big strong rippling Spanish muscles, and said 'Sir, sir, would you please shake our hands, stand in the photo with us, steal our World Cup?'"
Nailed it Sharon!!
At this point, a slow news day feels like a gift from heaven
Except a 19 YEAR OLD LITTLE GIRL, a fucking child, Was killed this weekend because she joined up with that fucking stupid shit military and was bombed to death by Iran. Why? because that shit for brains evil fuck can’t stand to just walk the fuck away and admit he fucked up.. the next democratic president will have to clean this shit up.
As usual. The Democrats need to clean up the mess created by Republicans.
So true.
No, it just exacerbates my anxiety.
"What's happening that I don't know about?"
You don't really want to know.
That asshole ruins everything. Football. Church. The Fourth of July. Television. Driving. The list goes on.
YMCA.
True, that.
Used to enjoy dancing to that at parties.
Why couldn't he have chosen "The Birdie Song"?
Or The Bertha Butt Boogie.
Yea but it was classic donnie doing what he does best taking credit for other people’s accomplishments 🙄. Personally I thought it was in really bad taste considering that two more service members died because of his really bad decisions
And he could care less. The poor families of those dead soldiers have to watch Trump yucking it up with the soccer team as if he was the one responsible for their win. No thought about how that looks considering he has cravenly put good soldiers in harms way for no reason except his pride.
"Bad taste"?
Congratulations - you have won our "Euphemism of the Year!" award. . .
It was an insult to those in service. It was a Bronx rasperry to the dead. It was a display of the most heartless non- Presidential behavior. "Oooo, I can't miss a football match to demonstrate how unhappy I am more troops died!"
I remember when he couldn’t go to DJTS’ wedding because of the “don’t you dare call it a war”, war. But can look for the spotlight at the WC.
Viva España!
Exactly Norma, good point!
But the World Cup was overflowing so to speak. You didn't even have to show pictures of preznit fuckwitz sleeping during the game, which I think is no big deal to most Americans but would earn him billions of hate points everywhere else.
It had to have been a struggle and sacrifice for pumpkin britches to walk so far....he should have been given an award. Maybe one if the Tates brothers outfits?
They won't use coffins when they bury the Tates - they'll use closets. . .
Jeff, did you miss the whole story about Krasnov taking credit for summer sales at Walmart and Giant Eagle (regional grocery store)? He called them “great patriots” and wants everyone to shop there.
https://www.rawstory.com/donald-trump-grocery-prices/
Donnie the Moocher. AKA Donnie the Mooch. AKA Donnie the Parasite
moocher/ˈmo͞oCHər/
A moocher is an informal, often derogatory term for a person who habitually relies on the generosity of others. They regularly obtain money, food, or favors without paying, intending to return the favor, or contributing their fair share.
Common Synonyms
Freeloader: Someone who takes advantage of resources or hospitality without contributing.
Sponger: A person who lives off the efforts or resources of others.
Deadbeat: Someone who avoids paying their dues or evades obligations.
For further exploration of related terms and context, you can visit Merriam-Webster's Dictionary or Vocabulary.com.
Its a beaut! 👍👍👍😁
I like slow news days, I barely remember them!
Well I loved them Jeff, but you missed a couple of the finer points of the dissection. Here we go...
Infantino had to help Trump walk the trophy over to the winning team photo shoot stage because he literally couldn't lift it himself. Either that, or he would have got lost getting there- take your pick.
Also PM Carney and Presidenta Sheinbaum walked quite a suspicious distance back from Trump, whether to avoid the worst of the down draft or a deliberate snub we'll never know.
Most of the Spanish players and some of the Argentines, noticeably Lionel Messi, showed marked
reluctance to touch Trump's hand..for a demonstrative culture, more than a little telling.
Trump tried his signature dominance handshake with Spanish coach Louis de la Fuente, the classy, elegant and talented mentor that Trump could never dream of being, and it got shut down really quickly.
Other than that, thanks for bringing up the World Cup performance. You and your many followers may not get it, but in many parts of the world...fúbol y familia son todos.
Don’t jinx it by saying it’s a slow news day! 😳😬 😉
today in Shit That Happened While I Was Busy Writing This Shit—
Andy Burnham becomes the UK's Prime Minister
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/jul/20/andy-burnham-uk-prime-minister-meeting-king-charles?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other
will he last longer than a cyclospora-infected head of lettuce from Taylor Farms?
Conveniently the FDA announced that the test results were a false positive from the sample of TAYLOR FARMS lettuce. That's what happens when you have a meet up at the White House I guess.
do you have a link to that? I'm seeing people saying this on social media but I haven't seen an actual news report
https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/other/taylor-farms-lettuce-sample-was-false-positive-for-cyclospora-fda-says/ar-AA28gBkl?ocid=BingNewsSerp
CBS News reported it as well as others.
ugh. okay, thanks.
We can only hope prez pig head gets the explosive diarrhea
His wardrobe team is working overtime on the scaffolding they built into his suit. They’ve even shortened his tie and make him keep his jacket buttoned. He never ever used to button his jacket. Slovenly is his name
https://www.nbcnews.com/health/health-news/fda-says-taylor-farms-lettuce-sample-tested-cyclospora-produced-false-rcna588303
"Taylor Farms said that the FDA made a mistake and apologized." Of course, the owner made a $1 million contribution to Donnie's PAC which gave him access to the White House. The incompetence and corruption of the Administration are breathtaking.
Who ya gonna believe, the FDA or your own explosively spewing asshole?
🤡🤮👍🏽
Good point!
Can the corruption be more blatant? Do people really fall for this? I heard that McDonalds use lettuce from Taylor farms. We can boycott McDonalds? Not hard for me if I'm honest, I never eat there anyway.
I would like to start a crowdfund to send the lovely door dasher from Alabama back to DC. I will order sackfuls of Big Macs and Deluxe Quarter Pounders with extra Taylor Farms shredded lettuce. Maybe a few could succumb to the diaboogie!
I’m in!
It’s in Forbes too.
https://www.forbes.com/sites/siladityaray/2026/07/20/fda-tests-that-found-cyclospora-in-taco-bell-suppliers-lettuce-were-a-false-positive/
If anyone believes that send them my way. I have some great investment opportunities to share.
If anyone believes that, I think they should be sent a few crates of exclusive Taylor Farms "ColonBlow"* Lettuce (available for a limited time to special customers.
*Credit to Saturday Night Live
Ok, "Colon Blow" made me laugh out loud. Thank you for that.
That is entirely the gift that SNL gave the world. Back when "high fiber" cereals first became all the rage; SNL did one of its superb fake commercials: Dan Akroyd "selling" the latest brand.....Priceless comedy gold.
Early SNL after smoking those commercials were tricky… was it real…got me a few times ‼️
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ku42Iszh9KM
Thank you, Steve! My BF and I watched it and had a great laugh.
Thank you for sharing.
Maybe they can sell it as a cure for constipation. Win win.
I'm not sure who, but someone suggested it could be used as colonoscopy prep!
RIght? But only Jeff's readers are hip to the fact that they had the meeting in the Oval Bordello in the first place.
I haven't looked at my local paper. I relies heavily on AP and AP is all over the place in terms of reporting.
Nudge, nudge … wink , wink‼️
If only Usha Couchfuck’s pregnancy test was a false positive. One more little couchfucker to teach golf to on the taxpayers’ dime.
She had the baby, Trump posted a pic of it on his crappy app, because of course he did.
🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
I have far more hope for Burnham than any other of the recent multitudes of PMs in UK. The ultra conservative Reform Party is already bad-mouthing him…a great sign!
Burnham is Britain's Mamdani.
Trump is going to HATE this!
I wish Mamdani could have given Spain the prize.
Amen.
If you need any advice on ousting a leader just ask us in the UK, no one gets rid of leaders like us…
You do seem to go through them, kind of like Italy.
And our idiot in chief loves him because he said “drill for oil”. now Donny thinks Burnham will take down those horrible “windmills” near his golf course. 🤦♀️
Or, maybe he'll put an enormous field of solar panels next to trump's wannabe Andrew's Golf course? Add more windmills? Build a waste-water treatment center there? Burnham is far more willing to stand up to trump than the previous dozen PM's.
So on Thursday the cuck CEO of Taylor Farms visited his good buddy Donny Fuckface at the WH after TF had been implicated in the outbreak of Donarrhea. The cuck TF CEO donated mightily to help Donny Fuckface get elected. So…. TODAY word comes down that it was a “false positive” that implicated TF. Back to Lie Square One. Don’t eat anything green.
Love our Daily Claudia. Every day.
Great. Who will we trust for food sources, correct medications? Two pretty important questions for most of us.
and here's your useless social media controversy of the day: was Donny cropped out, or retouched out, of that photo of the Spanish team celebrating? I took the safe route in my post, and said 'cropped'
https://bsky.app/profile/parkermolloy.com/post/3mr3ebxq2e22q
Photoshop is a glorious tool. As long as they got him erased. Now if they could do that in real life!
PlanetShop
Maybe he teleported
FEMA head Greg Phillips said he did, to a Waffle House, of all places.
Did Greg Phillips lose his top
Or have a fugue-state flop
Was it drunken conflation
Or teleportation
Maybe next time it'll be an IHOP
🤣
Hahaha!
Sadly, not off the planet.
Future conservatives will attempt to crop Donnie out of US history books, along with slavery and JD Vance
That bs deserves a major eye roll 🙄
Omg! People are actually arguing about this?
After seeing the originals in the Guardian, where 2 of the top stories of the day were about king fuckface at the game, I would say photo shopped out.
The contrast between the reception given to the King of Spain and Fat Donnie is one for the ages. The king is beloved, the Fat Donnie is hated. And I'm sure that Fox toned down the crowd's booing and jeering when he waddled onto the field (I'm surprised he didn't get driven in a golf cart) to award the trophy.
Oh, and by the way, why does this fat, loathsome paranoid sack of shit need a billion dollar ballroom for security of he is willing to waddle across a football field in from on 80,000 people who hate him?
I was thinking the same thing (about him walking out in front of 80,000 people yet somehow he “needs” a ballroom covered bunker)
And he doesn’t need a fortified bunker while he’s cheating at golf, either. What a puzzlement!
IMO, the answer is quite simple. He is building a fortified bunker because he doesn’t plan to leave when he loses in 2028.
Bingo
Allegedly, Fox turned up the volume on the music during the broadcast in order to mask the booing. I didn't watch, so I can't say (unlike the US Open, which I was watching and so know that the network feed fucked with the audio to protect Demento's fee-fees).
I was watching, Fox was definitely trying to minimize the negative reaction to his lumbering presence. For brutally honest responses to his malign presence, read the European, especially Spanish press.
Maybe he needs a fortified place to stay when he refuses to step down after the next election. If you dont think he plans to stay, why is he talking about a 3rd term.
The bunker is for after he refuses to leave office, and also to hide from retaliation after he nukes Iran. The construction crews better speed up!
Have you seen or heard him lately? Satan is knocking on the door seeking to bring him home. 2028 is not going to be an issue. Vance, on the other hand, might move into the bunker and refuse to leave when he is routed in 2028.
As was said about Teddy Roosevelt - Trump has to be the bride at every wedding and the corpse at every funeral!
Corpse at one, please.
*and the baby at every christening
Not that Trump would ever get christened, but he sure wants to be the baby
I have reached the point where I can’t write my opinion for fear of arrest. 😄 I’m so glad that the orange Convict was removed from the photobomb by the magic wand. His entire illegitimate time in office must be erased in this same manner!
Don't paint him out of history. We need to remember his shit to prevent it ever happening again.
We didn't learn from hitler....
History will NOT be kind. That's a given. But there's always someone as bad or worse waiting in the wings.
They've been grooming Barron to be a monster, evidently BFF to the Tate Bros.
GACK!
Oh, wait! Was that Bill the Cat?
One of my role models....
I knew that I liked you, right from the start. You have excellent taste.
BD52, We couldn’t have studied the Nazis and WWII Fascists enough. But here we are. Knowing that history did not prevent this.
When was the last time you took a basic high school history class? We DON'T teach our young people about Nazis and WWII fascists nearly enough. I'm mean, sure every day is WWII day on the history channel but even that is long on war strategy and short on the rise and fall of fascism politically.
There is a giant overdose of WWII movies. Don’t act like there isn’t enough info out there. The only problem with many movies is making it look like the US was the sole winner and heroes. Biggest sacrafice in WWII= Soviet Union. But the info has been out there for decades.
WWII movies are not 'history education', as you point out. Yeah, accurate education is available. How do we spread it? Interspersed with the new white bible studies being foisted on kids? And, to my knowledge, any educational history ain't on tiktok, instagram, etc.
We must try. This regime, and any like it, will whitewash history.
Agree, I just meant erasing anything he put in place that contributed to-the destruction of the U.S. Villains are never erased but clearly, we don’t learn anything from the like of Hitler, Mussolini etc
Some of us did. I'm a stubborn SOB, so I say we must persevere.
NO! We must remember it, study it and turn it into books, college history courses and documentaries about this abysmal piece of U.S. history. "...those who cannot remember history are doomed to repeat it." ( from the 1905 book, 'The Life of Reason' by George Santayana)
Carol Leonnig is turning it into some great books.
TL We know all about WWII fascists and Nazis..We didn’t learn a damn thing from it.
No, we never do. Apparently, that is a common and universal human failing. But we can hope that someday we'll evolve enough to do so and if that happens, there will be plenty of educational material.
Don't sell all of us short. We just haven't found a way to get some of the masses to pay attention. It's the old story of not interested in the party appetizers if your stomach is full. There has got to be a profound reckoning sometime soon to shake these people into paying attention - no food on the shelves, WW111, no gas to go to work, banks or electric grid failing??? Then, what's the plan?
Don’t sell us short. We’re way past time to run around like our hair is on fire! We’re years into this.
To all the morons in red hats who voted for this embarrassing criminal tyrant who is actively destroying our country…that picture of the fat fuck trying to steal Spain’s glory…that’s you. You’re as stupid looking as he is. Congratulations.
Spot on Larry!
When that fat old coot shoved the prime minister out of the way and had that smug "I'm Here!" look on his face, I remember being so pissed off and embarrassed. Can today PLEEEASE be the day when he never wakes up?
Hey, what did JD Vance name their new baby? Since it's a mixed race child, is he allowed to keep it? 🤔
HURRAY ESPANIA! I love that country!
YAY for fire pits and glass of wine...Claudia looks very relaxed there!
Good luck everyone, in the heat...gonna be brutal in NE Missouri. 🥵
The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain
That orange back stabber and incoherent gabber is also a glory grabber
😂👏👏👏. You said it Doc. He is insane.
Potential names for the new little couchfucker:
https://www.thespruce.com/best-couches-4150654
HA! The first one I saw was “Burrow Block”. So…was it a boy? I didnt even bother to look!
this was part malignant narcissism, part dementia. Previously it was Erdogan leading #DementiaDon by the arm. yesterday it was Infantino (sic)
His is the most eagerly awaited obituary since WW II!
Infantino continues to deal with that fucking infant. He deserves the resultant humiliation.
Once upon a time, when she was at CNBC, Bartiromo had some semblance of sanity and was considered a journalist. Then she went to the Fox fantasyland and drank the MAGA Flavor-Ade. Geezus criminy, she can claim Iran has no military capabilities left even as at least two more US military personnel are killed. Nothing she says should be taken seriously.
I don't think anybody does, except the last 15% of MAGAt's most clueless brainwashed eejits.
I'm not so sure. Fox Propaganda and Entertainment Channel has a large cult following. Too bad they aren't required to use "We Paid $787.5 Billion For Lying to Our Viewers!" as a disclaimer.
Bartiromo's cognitive dissonance might include the fact that roughly 2-3 weeks ago at NATO or the World Economic Forum Trump was calling for massive tariffs against Spain and forbidding all travel there. Guess Nutlick and Bessent just shrug and ignore him now.
Consider the people that watch FOX…they believe whatever FOX says…
It’s also possible she fucked her way up the corporate ladder into the penthouse
https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/cnbcs-maria-bartiromo-cited-in-ex-citigroup-honchos-divorce
Kristi and Cory aren't the first to use private jets for mile high nookie
The hoi polloi just lock themselves the coach bathroom. That's why you have to wait so long.
Maybe she was discreetly drawing attention to the discrepancy? I hate to give her the benefit of the doubt, but by her mentioning it at all, she did put it out there for FOX viewers.
The booing, the booing, the booing…oh how I LOVE the booing!
And I always love our daily Claudia. Such a bright spot after the filth of Trumplandia. Thank you for that. As always, Jeff, wishing you peace. 💚
Everyone in our neighborhood bar booed loudly whenever his ugliness appeared on screen. Even the band which performed immediately after the match stopped playing and booed. ( We are in DC, so it’s not unusual but is still cathartic.)
That is heart warming. I watched with a friend and we freely shared our opinions.
I. Just. Couldn’t. Watch. Him. Be. An. Embarrassment. Yet. Again.
Although the booing would have been fun!!
I just wanted to see the game.
The photo of Trump with the Spanish team - I get the impression he genuinely has no idea where he is.
He sees people and he puts himself in the frame. It's automatic, even though his mind is gone. Just like chickens when they run around after the chop. They think they're still alive.
I read you every day and I absolutely adore your descriptors. However, my all-time favorite was today when you referred to Trump as a dilapidated pant load …thank you thank you thank you.
Uncle Jeff has a way with words. Yes, he does. I have added many new descriptors to my vocabulary since I became a subscriber.
Right? I only refer to him as Fuckface thanks to Uncle Jeff…
Me too‼️
TRUMP- 0 days without being an embarrassment to to US
News: Donny tries to steal applause internationally, gets booed at home intentionally