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*BLUBBERHEAD BULLSHITTER BUBBA BOBULINSKI TO THE RESCUE!*

Joe Biden is my hero. But son Hunter had to be one fucked up dude to get in bed with a turd like Tony Bobulinski. If you watched yesterday’s Judiciary Hearing https://www.wonkette.com/p/jared-moskowitz-helps-republicans and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DL0Xjx7eiQ you saw this fat boob testify, you would wonder why trump hasn’t chosen this slobbering maga fool to be his vice president. This disgusting moron, loudmouth, exceptionally rude and ugly gross pig was summarily roasted and appropriately basted on a spit by Moskowitz, Raskin and Goldman Esq. – a damn fine top notch law firm. ***

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Mar 21·edited Mar 22

I have to say, that was one of the funniest things this side of a sitcom. The fast way Fox News jumped ship, the stupid expressions on the Jimmys, and the way Parnas called out Ron Johnson, (beautifully done).

And just like a sitcom, these hearings rinse and repeat the next week with a whole new episode equally as slapstick and befuddling.

But - unfortunately, there's a serious underbelly to the laughs. Anyone like Rudy and Johnson who went along with spreading lies are, in fact, nothing less than traitors.

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Gotta Love Moskowitz..he’s not playing with these ignorant fools like Comer..he’s telling them… bring it on MF’s we are ready to go. Then you have Lev.. Comer, FAUX et all just are unable to handle his testimony, it implicates too many GQP, Donald and Vlad… Happily I did view a clip of Congresswoman from Texas, Crocket questioning Bobulinski and man o man I would pay to watch her take apart these MAGAS.. this woman takes no shit and no prisoners… now shoot that into my veins. Thanks Jeff and fellow travelers.

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I liked the part where Parnas accused 2 Senators, 2 Reps (one former), & a couple of Fox noisemakers of colluding with Putin best.

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"Nut Hammerin’ Jimmy". 😂😂😂 These idiots are gluttons for punishment. They obviously dont see how embarrassingly inept they are. Our tax dollars at work. Oh...Jared Moskowitz for President in 2028. He's amazing. 👍

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Yep, that hearing was so hot that the GOP practically burst into flames by the fire lit under their asses by Jamie Raskin and Jared Moskowitz. Those GOP dumbshits couldn’t find a decent fire extinguisher to put out the fire. Burnt toast y’all.

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But, but, but Benghazi!

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Mar 21·edited Mar 21

There is this adage I usually live my life by, "if it seems stupid, but it works...it ain't stupid." I think it's time to create the inverse of this for the Republicans in these hearings, "if it seems stupid, but it doesn't work, and you keep doing it... you're a fucking moron!"

And Moskovitz's motion to impeach? CHEFS KISS!!! That was beautiful!

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Two new stars to me, well, one new one. Moskowitz is amazing. He's just like a big old ratter cat with a wicked sense of humor catching a bunch of pesky rats trying to take everything. His weapon of choice is humorous shaming.

And AOC wouldn't let the Blunder guy get away with RICO RICO RICO. These folks are so bad nobody believes them.. They should go off into the sunset with their pet, Katie Britt, who doesn't seem to realize she is in the land of misogyny and is a token useful idiot female for them. How sad that my "sisters" would have anything to do with this inept and corrupt bunch. The criminals are after the good guys and thank goodness, they're losing and making fools of themselves in the process. Every one of their witnesses is massively flawed in massive ways.

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GRINS, GIGGLES AND GUFFAWS

#You are not a true trump supporter unless you donate your insulin money and social security check to pay his legal bills.

# “Donald trump’s $454 million civil fraud penalty is equal to about 42 billion rubles. No doubt Team Trump has already done the math.”

# “If you shoot at a king, you must kill him”, Ralph Waldo Emerson. His day is coming, not a bullet, but suicide, as it will be his own misguided and inflated sense of celebrity, that will finally take him down.

# trump fears prison because “someone will bone my pooper”.

# Maga faithful. “My savior lies for me, so I lie for my savior.”

# trump: “Our cities and states are dying; our country is shit and dying.” MAGA faithful - “YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY”

After re-reading I should add GRIMACE to the title.

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Succinct replay of yesterday’s events! Such idiots! When will they learn… OR better yet… when will they be charged and thrown out of office or in jail?????

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Another relevant quote about Jimmy the Rake-Stepper comes from Winston Churchill:

"A fanatic is someone who can't change their mind and won't change the subject."

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You've gotta love these shit heads. They just never learn. How about the real news that pumpkin head is begging his maga idjuts for money to bail him out. Doesn't get any better than that.

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Jared Moskowitz is a fucking national treasure ❤️😂

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Chairman Pudface and Co. shit all over themselves again. Let's see, they had a witness testify from prison, Lev Parnas names treasonous Republicans, and Matt Gaetz demonstrates what a rude asshole he is. Moskowitz, Raskin, and Crockett ran circles around their asses. Keep stepping on those rakes.

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In a sane world, Comer Fudd, Jimmy Doolittle and Nancy A. Mace would be impeached for crass stupidity, idiocy and hare-braininess. But people actually voted for these morons.

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