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I have to say, that was one of the funniest things this side of a sitcom. The fast way Fox News jumped ship, the stupid expressions on the Jimmys, and the way Parnas called out Ron Johnson, (beautifully done).

And just like a sitcom, these hearings rinse and repeat the next week with a whole new episode equally as slapstick and befuddling.

But - unfortunately, there's a serious underbelly to the laughs. Anyone like Rudy and Johnson who went along with spreading lies are, in fact, nothing less than traitors.

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Yes. If only we had an AG willing to include elected officials who break the law in his investigations.

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I'm hoping that we have a real AG in the second Biden administration. Garland may have made a good judge but as AG...meh.

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Totally agree.

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I agree, I think Garland’s slow deliberative process & wanting to be fair & nonpartisan would have made him very suited for the Supreme Court; but those same qualities made him a poor choice for AG. For that top cop position we needed a Pit Bull

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Really needs to be repeated daily, Abbi...you're exactly right! Absolutely infuriating. They all should be brought up on charges. It would be the one way to start cleaning this mess up!!! As it is, they just keep running to stay out of jail and keep getting re-elected by telling the same lies that got them there in the first place!

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💯

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They’re all traitors, including Bill Barr, who I can’t understand hasn’t been brought up on charges yet! 😡

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Me too Joanne 💙

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Being a United States Senator used to mean something.

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This is the House where it's just the Representatives speaking, not Senators, just FYI. 🙂

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Parnas called out Ron Johnson.

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Ron Johnson...traitor to the first degree.

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I would like to know the nature of the trip he and his ilk took to Moscow on July 4, 2018.

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YES! He was so arrogant and blatant. UGH. These people are NOT friends to our country.

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Me too!

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First degree, second degree, ... nth degree

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Absolutely.

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My brother and sister-in-law live in WI. They were appalled when Johnson got reelected. It's as if he never participated in a coup d'etat!

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Magafied GOP is seriously dangerou.

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"I remember when a college widow used to stand for something—in fact, she stood for plenty!"

- Groucho Marx, HORSE FEATHERS

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the underbelly is Putin's hold on the House. IMO

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On the Republican Party through the Russian campaign contributions through the NRA

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I almost died over Ron Johnson. We’ve known for years he’s a Traitor and a liar. But to hear him outed by Lev Parnas was a delight!!

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And all those Republican traitors to the US are still walking free as birds!!

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He called out bothRon Johnson and Pete Sessions! They are in big twuble! (Using Elmer Fudd’s voice)

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And are still not in prison

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Gotta Love Moskowitz..he’s not playing with these ignorant fools like Comer..he’s telling them… bring it on MF’s we are ready to go. Then you have Lev.. Comer, FAUX et all just are unable to handle his testimony, it implicates too many GQP, Donald and Vlad… Happily I did view a clip of Congresswoman from Texas, Crocket questioning Bobulinski and man o man I would pay to watch her take apart these MAGAS.. this woman takes no shit and no prisoners… now shoot that into my veins. Thanks Jeff and fellow travelers.

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Rep. Crockett is a superstar.

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Yes! She is wonderful and I would like to vote for her presidency in a few years. I really appreciate her. #presidentcrockett

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Charlie, You are so right! That Lady is what the title represenitive was made for,she is one sharp cookie,don’t take any shit from anyone ,she could be going places quick, she’s one we gotta keep! We could use a truck load more just like her!Moskowitz and AOC are in her club too both very sharp! 👍Moskowitz is a funny bastard,his humor is a weapon!

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She's got some Ann Richards in her.

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Rep. Crockett joins Rep. Moskowitz & AOC among the truly dynamic, intelligent members of congress who are genuinely trying to get shit done. I’d be proud to vote for any of them.

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I love him! His sarcastic delivery is delicious!

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I liked the part where Parnas accused 2 Senators, 2 Reps (one former), & a couple of Fox noisemakers of colluding with Putin best.

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Yeah, that’s needs a big investigation!!

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Looking at you, Sean

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Right! That was awesome!

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I liked the part when Moskowitz called for a second on his motion to impeach. Did you see Comer Fudd and Gym Jordan’s faces? OMG!

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Comer made a gurgle noise when Moskowitz asked him to second the vote…aaarrrghh

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That was beautiful 🤩! Moskowitz is a very talented guy and one funny S.O.B. need more like him ,the stunned expression on those fools faces was perfect 👍! I thought they were drooling! The friggen buffoons !

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That was just delicious 😋 We Democrats have some fantastic young leaders in the pipeline.

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ME TOO!🤣🤣🤣

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🏆🏆🏆🏆

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They’re not colluding, they’re Putin’s employees ,Shit if Joe McCarthy,was alive today,and was chasing down Russian agents in government,he’d have hit the fucken jackpot with this pack of traitors!

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"Nut Hammerin’ Jimmy". 😂😂😂 These idiots are gluttons for punishment. They obviously dont see how embarrassingly inept they are. Our tax dollars at work. Oh...Jared Moskowitz for President in 2028. He's amazing. 👍

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It's amazing how adept these allegedly fiscally conservative Republicans are at pissing away the taxpayer's money.

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Isnt that the truth!? Moskowitz even mentions that! I just cant believe how stubbornly stupid they are!

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They couldn't win a baffle them with bullshit contest. Their heads are so far up Agent Orange's fat ass. He can claim them as a dependent. There's plenty of room in there for everyone.

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Not to mention their donor money. I read yesterday that small donor contributions have noticeably dropped.

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Bubba and Sally Mae are catching onto the grift.

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Better late than never!

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Or…..they’ve just flat run outta money!

Hey, the kids need a new pair of shoes every once in a while 🤣

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Hey, even the very very very stupid aren't THAT stupid, turns out!

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Pissing it away by the boatload and getting the same results; not a damn thing. You'd think that after many embarrassing moments, Comer would be getting tired of following orders from shams like the orange anus and the Comrades Johnson, which could be either Mike or Ron in order to continue with these sham bullshit hearings. One thing seems to be for certain, these GOP hacks never learn that the lies will keep biting them in the ass.

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That’s because it’s not their money.. IT’s ours..mfking grifters..

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I agree, he’s a treasure 💙

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Sounds great in theory, but as a member of my Tribe, he has no shot......

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I don’t believe that. I would rather vote for a Jewish president than put another Catholic in that office.

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Moskowitz wears brass knuckles when he reaches across the aisle.

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Lol. I live for these jeff-isms.

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Yep, that hearing was so hot that the GOP practically burst into flames by the fire lit under their asses by Jamie Raskin and Jared Moskowitz. Those GOP dumbshits couldn’t find a decent fire extinguisher to put out the fire. Burnt toast y’all.

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And why was Gym Jordan grinning like that? These idiots do not take their role in government seriously at all. Their constituents should be appalled at the lack of professionalism and character they exhibit day in and day out. 🤦‍♀️

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I think their constituents are appalled. More and more of them on Twitter are saying and I paraphrase, “shit or get off the pot”. I think even the MAGATs are finally starting to see the truth about what the treason twins, Comer and Jordan, are doing.

But what is the Justice Department doing about Comer, Jordan, Johnson, Sessions and the rest of the Russian Republicans?

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I wanted so much to think Merrick Garland was going to do a great job. I'm beyond disappointed. He's worthless.

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I agree as well, Susan and everyone else. I think MG is the biggest disappointment of the Biden Administration. Garland never really cleaned out the Justice Department the way he should have...that should have been the first thing. Then all his talk in his confirmation hearings about bringing the January 6th traitors to justice was just that...all talk! I can't really decide whether he's just so overwhelmed by everything or that he just wanted to slow-walk matters so that he didn't make any waves and hope everything would just "go back to normal"...whatever that's supposed to be! Whatever he did or didn't think...he didn't DO what should have been done by someone in the Attorney General position at this time in our nation's history. We are paying dearly for it now.

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I’m also wondering about Jack Smith and his handling of Aileen Cannon.

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I know what you mean. That is getting disturbing as well. Did you read Joyce Vance yesterday? She seems to be a little confused by Jack Smith's game plan (if there is one) at this point as well. I think she's afraid that Jack's already missed the boat, or at least made things more difficult than they should have been.

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Sadly I agree.

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Me too, Susan.

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Excellent question!

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The answer to your last sentence is: Nothing!

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Gym’s smiles look like a grinning skeleton head from a horror flick. I’d like to think it’s nervousness from seeing his opponents kick the shit out of his witnesses and knowing he’s next.

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He's GRAY, like the alien life form he is. 👽

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Now Kristy don't insult the aliens by comparing them to stupid white men.

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Gym is a degenerate.

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But, but, but Benghazi!

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Tell me, why did we stop having Benghazi hearings? Seems like they could be in their 3rd decade by now.

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I thought they were. 😝

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You are probably right.

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dickghazi

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He broke the penile code and they want to send him to a penile institution

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Madge and Nancy can't stop thinking about him. Their boyfriends are jealous. Madge is crying in her coke, "why doesn't he want me?" Nancy's needy obsession screams, I want you but, I can't. Not right now anyway.

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I still think that mad Marge would like to have one of her own.

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😂😂😂

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Hahahaha 🤣🤣🤣

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😄😂

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Pricktator

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Eric Idle said " Twig & berries "

In Hunters case, maybe " Branch & grapefruits " ?

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I prefer not to think about that!😆🤣

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GROINZILLA

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One-eyed serpent.

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Good one Hoyt.

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A baby's arm, holding an orange.

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Or the reverse: “Hunter Biden has a real Benghazi!”

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On the other hand, Stormy Daniels becomes nauseous at the sight of cream of mushroom soup

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so glad I wasn't taking a sip of my coffee just now!

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Unfortunately, the soup my wife prepared tonight was mushroom bisque. Fortunately, it was not white - and had lots of spinach in it. Very non-tRump!

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Actually, ever since I had heard Stormy talk about it a few years ago...I cannot stand the idea of cream of mushroom soup!

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Lauren Boebert wants to open Hunter Biden Benghazi hearings, and do all the investigative work herself, by hand

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It needn’t be much of a reach, thanks to Hunter’s Benghazi

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Python for the win!

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Sporkfoot can only ever dream.....

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LOL!!! 👍

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There is this adage I usually live my life by, "if it seems stupid, but it works...it ain't stupid." I think it's time to create the inverse of this for the Republicans in these hearings, "if it seems stupid, but it doesn't work, and you keep doing it... you're a fucking moron!"

And Moskovitz's motion to impeach? CHEFS KISS!!! That was beautiful!

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Two new stars to me, well, one new one. Moskowitz is amazing. He's just like a big old ratter cat with a wicked sense of humor catching a bunch of pesky rats trying to take everything. His weapon of choice is humorous shaming.

And AOC wouldn't let the Blunder guy get away with RICO RICO RICO. These folks are so bad nobody believes them.. They should go off into the sunset with their pet, Katie Britt, who doesn't seem to realize she is in the land of misogyny and is a token useful idiot female for them. How sad that my "sisters" would have anything to do with this inept and corrupt bunch. The criminals are after the good guys and thank goodness, they're losing and making fools of themselves in the process. Every one of their witnesses is massively flawed in massive ways.

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They keep Katie tied up outside on her leash so they can put her on camera in case they need it real quick…

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She really ought to have a serious think-a-thon with herself about how she got set up. You know this was vetted and you know it was rehearsed. Nobody could be THAT bad without rehearsing in front of the guys that were about to throw you to the wolves.

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As for Comer and the other dick heads I'm going to quote Mary Virginia "Fuck all of y'all!"

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Hahaha....there's another good one I like too, Charlotte. Fuck you you fucking fuck. We can switch them out. Just for fun. The Most Useful Word in any Language.

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Love that one too. When my husband worked in a machine shop before he retired, he did maintenance work. Some of the machines were German and he got to work with a gentleman from Germany. This man told Doug how much he liked the "F" word and how many ways it could be used.

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I've lived a long time now. It becomes more useful with the passage of each new decade. It can be used in so many ways, good and bad. Funny and low blow.

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I agree Mary Virginia.

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Succinct replay of yesterday’s events! Such idiots! When will they learn… OR better yet… when will they be charged and thrown out of office or in jail?????

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Exactly! 👍

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Another relevant quote about Jimmy the Rake-Stepper comes from Winston Churchill:

"A fanatic is someone who can't change their mind and won't change the subject."

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That is excellent!

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You've gotta love these shit heads. They just never learn. How about the real news that pumpkin head is begging his maga idjuts for money to bail him out. Doesn't get any better than that.

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Thanks for the link Vickie.

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Jared Moskowitz is a fucking national treasure ❤️😂

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"I call." as Jared lays down a Straight flush.

Ah, One shriveled pair. (rakes in chips).

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Hope you all saw Moskowitz's "attire" on the way to the Oversight Committee Hearing. If not, take a look: https://youtu.be/2C-FprognSM

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OMG I'm dead 😂😂😂

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That took me out!

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Chairman Pudface and Co. shit all over themselves again. Let's see, they had a witness testify from prison, Lev Parnas names treasonous Republicans, and Matt Gaetz demonstrates what a rude asshole he is. Moskowitz, Raskin, and Crockett ran circles around their asses. Keep stepping on those rakes.

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Fuck that was funny!! They stepped in a huge pile of 💩

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They stepped in it and rolled around in it.💩😆😆

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Now they all stink like tRump &

THEY LIKE IT 😬

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And it’s still so gross AF💩🤮💩

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In a sane world, Comer Fudd, Jimmy Doolittle and Nancy A. Mace would be impeached for crass stupidity, idiocy and hare-braininess. But people actually voted for these morons.

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"people actually voted for these morons." Right. That speaks volumes about the level of intelligence in our society. Damn.

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Nancy's last name is an ancient weapon.

Very unsophisticated 🙃

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She's as dumb as a bag of maces.

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over the last year or so I came to the conclusion that about 75% of the people on the right are clueless, brainless, and exceptionally gullible making them easily led.

I've also concluded that in order to be a right wing conservative, you must first perform a lobotomy on yourself, so that when you spew nonsense, it seems to make utter sense to you, despite the looks of confusion on the faces of anyone listening.

Cover Fudd's a perfect example of this.

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Thank you Jeff and Democrats in Congress calling out all these fucking liars!

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Michael, It’s so good to hear what we should have heard all along.

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Totally agree!

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