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Seriousl question: Is it an option for Hunter to sue the fuck out of these people for defamation? Because I’ll gladly contribute $399 towards HIS legal fees. And I won’t even ask for gold high tops in return.

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Hunter Biden is already suing a bunch of people. Rudy Colludy, the Mac repair shop owner, and I forget who else

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Good. Maybe he can add the Moron Twins to the list.

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And Marjorie 3 toes.

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Yes, Hunter has grounds to sue M3T.

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Yes, sue her for exploitation and revenge porn or something like that...

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And in the meantime enjoy the rockstar status she helped create for him.

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🦤🦤🦤👣👣

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You mean Marjorie Mortadella Meatstump Greene?

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The moron twins made me lol!

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Same here hahaha

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The Moron Twins are protected from their big, fat lying bullshit because they a Congress Critters who are protected by law for saying outrageous and egregious untruths during the times they are in session.

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There’s so much crazy that very soon people are going to stop worrying about Joe Biden’s age.

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We can only hope!

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Came here to ask this. Not only do they deserve it, but what his attorneys find through discovery could be interesting

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Great idea.

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Hell, you should at least get a pair of Air Jordans.

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😂😂😂

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I was wondering the same thing, or even a GoFundMe, he should sue!

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Why not a civil suit?

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I would totally contribute to his legal fees for all this crazy harrassment he has had to endure.

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Biden asked senior campaign aides to highlight the “crazy shit” that trump says in public. This is a call to action to dump all trumps crap onto the public at large. (I know—ewww) What is the “craziest shit” you have heard from ole sphincter puss? A couple of crazed comments to consider are his recommendation for everyone to drink bleach and saying you need an ID to buy groceries. And now we learn that Russian spies may be in his inner circle, which if true is really “crazy shit”, though totally believable.

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I think my current favorite is, "we are an institute in a powerful death penalty"...if I'm the Biden campaign, this is on the playlist fucking daily!!!

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that was some crazy shit there, read it too many times and got a headache trying to imagine what was on the teleprompter

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The thing is that he doesn't use a teleprompter. He's free styling! He said, during his run against Hillary that he didn't need one because his memory is the greatest memory of anyone's memory ever in history or some BS like that.

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Big men, with tears in their eyes, tell him how bigly his memory is!lol

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Any word with more than two syllables would throw him off; some days more than one.

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God help him with three. Excuse me, I need another cup of cofefe.

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Dear Mountain Boy: the root question is why the Dems/campaign stooges do not use this material? We are all in our own echo chamber

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Too dang much material to work with. If Bidens command to his campaign is real then we should start seeing more of this. I have already seen the reference multiple times on you tube channels and now it is time for full coverage 24/7.

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I'm right there with ya as you know, and maybe as the election gets closer, the Ds will somehow smarten the fuck up and stop playing this "when they go low, we go high" bullshit and take the fucking gloves off and play the game in the gutter with the swine from the right, cause the swine will do anything and everything they can to win, no matter how fucked up it may seem to reasonable sane Americans!

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MBM: we are singing from the same hymnal. I am tired of watching the D’s sit at the coffee bar, sipping cappuccinos. And looking surprised when the daily gift arrives from T’s filthy ugly mouth. There is NO EFFECTIVE SOUND from the other side.

BTW: The Comer/Jordan duo of idiots has fallen for a total sham (Alexander “Smirnov.”) TO IMPEACH A SITTING PRESIDENT with evidence cooked up by Russian agents. It could have been an SNL story. This story is brushed aside. We were talking IMPEACHMENT and all of the trappings and distractions that go with it. Impeachment with NO basis, no evidence. They got snookered by “Smirnov” and his FSB handlers. Why is this not a bigger story?? Why is news from South Carolina and the non-candidacy of Nikki Haley a bigger discussion point?

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I could not agree with you more!!....and instead of just letting this ignorant shit go away, they double and triple down on it!!!!...I mean, ya literally can't make this shit up!

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"sphincter puss" 🤣🤣🤣

That's so accurate!

He also recommended horse wormer and sticking a florescent light stick up the ass to cure COVID. He has said and done so much batshit crazy things that it's hard to keep track. I knew that I should have started writing that shit down years ago. If someone did, they would definitely have a NYT best seller.

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Lest we forget. He also stared at an eclipse full straight on with no eye protection. Seriously, for me, that would be enough to chalk him off the “I should be President” list. Willfully ignorant.

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Media is reporting "crazy shit" as a filthy phrase that Biden used. See Huff Post. Filthly was also mentioned about one of the late night hosts saying something "filthy".

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Cool, I saw that headline on one right wing website that ignores the fact that the filth is visible on trumps face, that puss really is filthy looking.

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Absolutely SHITLY.

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Well at least he didn't call anywhere a shithole country?

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Oh my! How scandalous! lol

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I just imagine some Fox News talking head fanning himself to avoid fainting.

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Clutching their pearls, all the while...*makes wanking motion over the idiots*

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Oh, because he called tffg a "fucking idiot" or something like that ? 🤣🤣🤣

I guess that's a really "big fucking deal !!!" 🙄🙄🙄

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"Filthy phrase"? I'm amazed any member of the media can say that without guffawing, given the kind of language routinely used in newsrooms!

My ex-wife's one-time best friend worked for CBS News before deciding she'd rather be a lawyer, and she couldn't go a single sentence without cursing a blue streak.

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CNN concern trolling me thinks. "Just totally unpresidential"

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“Ole sphincter puss” 🤣🤣🤣

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You would think as vain as he is someone would have shown him a photo of what he looks like in that pose. Revolting and just plain nasty looking. Gross.

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I wonder if the bleach thing was conjured up by a suggestion from Putin. You know, poisoning people is his speciality.

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well they are brothers from different mothers

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CNN reporter actually said "crazy shit" LIVE on the air, too ! Classic !

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The crazier the shit, the deeper they dig.

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A compilation of such things in many videos, posted on all social media and news articles.

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Sphincter puss 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Oh absolutely! I also believe that they helped him win in 2016. Yup, and they’re at it again the dirty pasty faced fuckers.

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So are there no legal consequences for the jacked up jimmies soliciting info from Russian spies to interfere in our elections and our elected officials? They are both treasonous idiots and idiot traitors. And they should be rotting in prison along with their dear leader. At the least expelled from congress for malfeasance of office.

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100% agree!!! LOCK THEM UP! (now where have I heard that before??????🤔🤔)

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Calling Jack Smith!

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Garland needed to appoint an SC for Congressional collaborators years ago — like 3. Jack is clearly prioritizing trump to keep in as simple as possible. And Merrick seems to believe not appearing political is far more important than, you know, justice.

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Garland is political—appointing republican lawyers as SC?! Looking at you Bob Hur (jackass!)

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You’re right, just the wrong party! Jack Smith certainly wasn’t a political appointee, though Garland waited too long to appoint him, and could have found another prosecutor capable of neutrality to take care of Congress.

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Yes Smith does not appear to be political and yes Garland took far too long to appoint him. Garland has been a big disappointment. Saying the law is applied without fear or favor year dragging his feet —hmmmmm.

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But—he's being FAIR!

Can't you see how FAIR he's being...?

🤦‍♂️ 🤢 🙄

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It’s maddening

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Feb 21·edited Feb 23

Seriously! Who's country are they benefiting because it's not ours.

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When I read "Comer Fudd" I am thinking it in a Foghorn Leghorn voice.

Don't judge me.

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You can add him right in with Senator Cornporn Leghorn John Kennedy Louisiana.

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I see what you did there, he really seems to be into porn doesn't he?

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🤣🤣

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Like this? “Ah say, Ah say, don’t JUDGE me, boy!” Me, too.

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Hahahahahahaha!💀🐓

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EHEHEHEHEH! Be vewy, vewy quiet. We'w hunting dipshits. EHEHEHEHEH! 😆

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There seems to be a plethora of dipshits there. They fill the sky for hours like passenger pigeons in the 1820s.

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😂😂😂

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There's a Yosemite Sam in there somewhere......

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I watched a late night show many, many years ago that had cartoon character "bloopers" and one of them was Yosemite Sam saying "OOOOOO! I hates that fuckin' rabbit." 🤭

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Lol 😂

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Actually there are millions of them....

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Or as Old Sphincter face would say;

" Yo ! Semite ".

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I think of Mr Haney from "Green Acres".

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Comer Fudd is not as smart as

Arnold the pig.

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Good old Fred Ziffel rescued Arnold and his 6 litter mates after Jimmyboy Gommer abandoned them and Sporky Pigress , for his next Pigress an under aged sow he bought from Haney the pimp king .Fred made sure Arnold and his kin piggies 🐷 got a good education ! I.Q. Tests rated them far above average ,quite a bit higher than their Pappy Jimmyboy A.K.A. , Ivan Gommer “the idiot traitor “and when they’re a bit older their God father Jedidiah Vladimier Jordan is going to teach them how to pig wrestle !🐖🐖🐖🐖🐖 Wheeeeee !!

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Not even close!

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Hahahaha…

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Whether they like it or not or believe it or not or care or not, Hunter Biden is a human being, an admittedly flawed one. And what they have stooped to and maybe there's not even a bottom yet, I can only hope comes back in a raging and devastating visit to each of them from Karma and there's a lot to answer for, guys. And your stupidity is no excuse.

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Excellent takedown Mary. I'm also quite tired of this vicious attack on Hunter Biden.

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It's disgusting. There are things we don't do in a so-called civilized society. And just show me many adults over let's just say 50 that haven't seen drugs and violence and all the craziness this country is experiencing now that we don't know someone who has suffered from addiction etc. and while we don't want their crimes to go unpunished, why on God's green earth would you continue to show the whole world in Congress dick pics of him. I think MTG is the most disgusting female on this planet and only because she's had privilege and knows better.

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Too bad we can't get people like her kicked out of Congress.

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I wish she believed in a flat earth and that for one moment it was true and I would personally push her off.

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I would trip her for you!

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Good one Mary.

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Bravo 👏

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You notice they always pretend he's never rehabbed, and has been clean for quite a while now.

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“Are James Comer and Jim Jordan traitorous idiots, or idiotic traitors?” BOTH.

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Those two assholes can eat shit and disappear…..

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Comer/Jordan, heroes of a thousand riveting investigations—

Can you spell T - O - O - L ???

Can you spell S - T - O - O - G - E ???

Just be sure to pick up your Hero of the Soviet Union medals.

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The Democrats need to make a big deal, PUBLICLY, about these two fucking POS getting played by this Russian operative !!!!

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But it's lies lies fake news fake news! He was taken to a black ops site where he was tortured into saying these horrible lies! Don't you know that anything that any Democrat says at any time is a lie?

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There's always the risk that THIS is a lie from Smirnov as well, and he's using it to big himself up again in the FBI's eyes by promising them a direct link to Putin.

It's just as likely Putin doesn't know this guy from a hole in the ground, and he's either a low-level asset, or some Russian Rando running a con that snowballed because of how desperate the Trumpers are to eliminate Biden.

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But the guy has six million bucks in Europe—which I hope that they are able to verify. That kind of cheddar doesn't just jump out of a refrigerator. Also, I would assume that the Republican hired special prosecutor has enough savvy not to get fooled.

BUT this is really making those Republican brain cells HURT!!

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$6M, huh? I wonder how many people he's sold this story to.... Of course, that could also be a smaller-scale version Trump's Billions! 🤣

As for the Republican-hired Special Prosecutor? I wouldn't bank on much there, given they only see what they want to.

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He started working on the Hunter Biden case during the Trump Administration. He became a special prosecutor under Merrick Garland.

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The do your own research crowd really doesn't know how to do it's own research.

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True that. All someone has to do is wave a handful of detritus and they’re off to gobble it up.

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Mmmm! Detritus.🤢🤢

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They think that means sitting on the toilet, looking at randos on you-tube, that agree with them.

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Haha

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I stole that from a meme.

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Dumbshits, fuckwads and jerkoffs, oh my!

Tweedlejim and Tweedlejames need to learn the hard way but will the lesson stick? Hahahaha. As if.

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Russian Asshats.

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Russian Nesting Asshats

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But who's inside of who?

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They take turns.

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HAHAHA!!!

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My thoughts exactly, Susan.

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Boy is that a loaded question.

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Not as loaded as they are!

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😆😆Drunk on power and Rubles.

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Oh, no! That's the funniest/saddest part of all—Putin didn't have to pay them One Red Kopeck for this! All he had to do was drop some chicken-feed and watch them eagerly follow it as if it were gold....

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😆😆

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Imma get me a hat just like your hat. I can shit in one and cover it up with another.

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🤣🤣

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Sort of like this from the GOOD version of TINKER TAILOR SOLDIER SPY...?

https://youtu.be/mNKKWe2FUww?si=ZKFnfnlu8lFTiOG9

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Brilliant!

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Jimmy and Jimmy——maybe they need to grow a pair……How the H do these idiots get elected? I know…by idiots. Great summary of morons today Jeff! No brain cells left in the Magarepublican party.

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Did you ever see Jordan's gerrymandered district? It looks like a snake.

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Yes it does! (appropriate….) Glad WI just fixed our stupid gerrymandered maps!

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He's partial to snaky things . 😉

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Only way he can win.

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Or a seahorse, or a duck.

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I love that you term them “Morons twins” rather than “Moron twins”. You is a genius in the writin’ department.

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oops, that's a typo

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I figured as much, so I rushed to memorialize it before you changed it. It’s just too good.

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don't worry, it's permanently wrong on 91,425 emails

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It's perfect for The Jimmies! 😂

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Whew. I can rest easy.

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🤣

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Really no surprise that the moron twins so anxious to do Trump’s bidding fell for the Smirnoff ruse. They have always been idiots and malignant ones at that. They, along with Tucker Carlson and many more in congress are Putin’s useful idiots.

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I don’t know why this story isn’t the headline of every major news service. I mean, Alabama embryos are pretty notable, but this is a bigger deal than MSM has been treating it.

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Hopefully Biden will bring it up at the SOTU.

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This SOTU could be one worth watching.

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The MSM will not pay much attention to this. If they did they might have to do a little work and figure out how to false equivalence around this so they can get back to the both sides are the same horse race coverage they love so much. Lazy mediocrities, not journalists.

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Morning Joe did. Joe said BULLSHIT & Mika DIDN'T clutch her pearls ! Amazing.

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oh my, that's like a first, isn't it?

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Can’t wait to see how St.Mikey Moses takes this …Yeow !!

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Maybe those dick pic weren’t Hunter’s. Maybe they were smirnov’s or vlads. Yet the comer fudd inquisition is scheduled to torture Biden’s brother today even though every question they might have is based on a lie. Must be behind closed doors so we don’t get to see the dems destroy them once again.

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Word on the street is that Hunter should be happy to own the dic pics ( ginormous). 😉

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It must be because MTG was foaming at the mouth and all over his "Johnson" during the house hearings showing the enlarged photos of him. She probably took them home, hung them on the ceiling over her bed after she put brand new batteries in her turbo lover on the nightstand.

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Hunter is very handsome, the MORON TWINS ? Not so much.

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Wicked. Brilliant.

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😁😆🤣

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😂😂😂

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She has introduced them into the congressional record three times , she loves them so much. Raskin told her to stop showing porn.

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And when she said "it's not porn" Raskin said "Well, you would know". Wicked BUUURN! 😆

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Yes, she is definitely the "expert".

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😆

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Best laugh I've had all day.

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I am looking forward to hearing the reports on the meeting from the Democrats' reporting.

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Jimmy and Jimmy! 😂😂 Mr. Comer finally admitted he cant do math. Great summary of the absolute BS happening at taxpayer expense. https://www.salon.com/2024/02/20/the-math-keeps-getting-worse-james-comer-admits-he-may-have-to-give-up-on-biden-impeachment-probe/

Our government is such an embarrassment!

ANNNNDDDD…. what about the DoJ involvement in trying to smear Biden? https://thinkbigpicture.substack.com/p/big-questions-marcy-wheeler-smirnov

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