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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

today Shit That Happened While I Was Busy Writing This Shit—

as we like to say, those markets aren't going to manipulate themselves.

"U.S. crude oil falls below $100 per barrel after Trump says Iran talks in final stages"

https://www.cnbc.com/2026/05/20/oil-price-today-iran-war-strait-hormuz-trump.html

whatever you say, Lucy.

Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

also, how bugfuck is this?

New Jersey Republican Rep Tom Kean hasn't shown up for work or been seen in public for almost three months, and no one has any idea where he is

https://www.notus.org/congress/tom-kean-jr-absences-new-jersey

Angie Longenecker's avatar

I’d bet that “he” keeps “voting” with the other Republinuts in Congress.

Unity In Defiance's avatar

JFC I think I’m gonna barf from not being able to get off this merry go round of blatant grift and corruption.

Someone hand me a barf bag please.

Kim Nesvig's avatar

Funny thing about the commodity markets. The big money is really only made when markets are volatile. The people who profit on a market drop are the same people who position themselves for the next time Trump threatens war again.

Frank's avatar

And tomorrow he’s going to threaten to bomb Iran out of existence.

Margaret Carreiro's avatar

SMH. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice.... well, there they go again.

SethTriggs's avatar

The Straits of Schrödinger are very profitable indeed!

Kay-El's avatar

Someone needs a quick infusion of cash?

Unity In Defiance's avatar

Are there any lawyers in this thread? Bc I’d honestly like to know HOW THE FUCK CAN WE BRING A CLASS ACTION LAWSUIT AGAINST BLANCHE!

He is supposed be OUR lawyer! WE THE FUCKING PEOPLE! Not the Orange turd burgler in the the Oval.

Mark Slattery's avatar

I need clarification; to get some of the $1.8B taxpayer provided slush fund, do you need to attack a police officer AND molest a child, or is just assaulting an officer sufficient? Or perhaps there is a sliding scale depending on the number of crimes committed. It's all very confusing.

Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

these are important questions!

Richard's avatar

Why not just do both to make really sure you get a good payout?

Tess's avatar

Good question Mark!

Tess's avatar

Okay…I won’t go on TV and say stupid shit-BUT I will say your “Big Wheel of Moron” can continue spinning to hit all those a-holes in this administration! A bunch of suck-asses! Love the photos…of Claudia, Katie and You!❤️❤️❤️

Melinda Morrell's avatar

Bar associations, where are you? Blanche needs to be disbarred for 1.776 billion reasons.

Lisa Bieber's avatar

Of course Claudia was outstanding in her field. Love that!

Kay-El's avatar

Doesn’t Donny already have a fake resolute desk that he used when Biden was President?

The fucking injustice is having Todd Blanche as AG 🖕🏼

The government by the government, for the government doesn’t have the same panache as the original

SethTriggs's avatar

Always remember your Murc's Law...only Democrats are responsible for knowing anything about anything!

Marlys Williams's avatar

Has to be a hard year for Katie. Wishing you a few good days here and there, Jeff.

Brooks R Susman's avatar

Merely the fact of having F You money doesn't mean that you're worthy of authority.

Stephanie Lajeskie's avatar

After spinning the wheel of moron, which is full of only bankrupts and lose a turn, we definitely need to land on the Daily Claudia!

Kim Nesvig's avatar

Things are going to change….etc, etc, etc. Trump is a regular fucking Nostradamus

Harold Miller's avatar

I listened to the whole Bezos interview.

The man sounds like an idiot!

Can you imagine being that filthy rich and still being

so willing to genuflect to an imbecile like Trump?

Moral cowardice!

Kathleen Clarke- Anderson's avatar

To make matters worse- he’s coming over by me in Rockland County, NY- I’m sure to “intimidate “ those who are hand counting the ballots in Rockland County and going to Rockland Community College- all schools have been shut down - they probably already were anyway bc of giving back unused snow days- but what a nightmare for Memorial Day weekend to have to kowtow to the wannabe dictator.

Jennifer's avatar

"Normalizing Injustice" should be the new US motto.

And OMG that speech. *Taps Jack Tapper's forehead.* I was laughing so hard until I remembered that's our "president."

Julie Silverman's avatar

❤️❤️❤️