LOL. Just too damn funny. "Here Cricket. Make a little bed in that gravel pit now. Bug eyes require making tough calls. This will hurt me more than you."
That was a total typo post. Meant to say make him PAY first or you'll get Stiffed. I blame autocorrect! It's still trying to turn stiff into stuff. It did it again!!
Wouldn’t that be sweet. Please, please, please. Where to sign up to make our plea to on high. Would save a nation. Would save the world. If there is an on high, show us. Show us.
Tumor was my first thought, too. I don’t like being happy about someone else’s misfortune, but since he has no respect for anyone or anything… I’m okay with a tumor as long as it’s discovered before the guy lucks back into the White House.
You know that any serious condition (and all the trivial ones, too) has been diagnosed and is being treated with the best that science has to offer. Very stable genius, also by far more fit than Obama!
You are so full of it. Obama is fit and healthy, Trump hasn't had any exercise since his teens. He eats greasy garbage and drinks artificial sweeteners.
And if you think his top-of-the-line medical care compensates for anything, why does he get worse every month?
I was quoting trump, who claimed that the WH doc said he was by far ("no contest") more fit than Obama. Just like trump had the biggest inauguration crowd in history.
We now know with absolute certainty that prayer does not work. How, you ask? Welp, that filthy, diseased-ridden nazi shit stain is still alive.........
Nope. Can't read. I've been faking it lo these many a year and I've been found out. My long con is over. I obviously misinterpreted whatever the fuck you said.
It generally is a safe place, however the vast majority of the people who subscribe to Jeff & comment here are either agnostic, or atheist & therefore believe in actually doing something to affect the future rather than praying.
Also I think many of us have become seriously angry with the horrendous cruelty & hypocrisy of religion since so many professed Christians have chosen to throw their lot in with Trump.
Prayer has zero effect on anything. There have been studies. If it makes you feel better, great, but if you think it actually accomplishes anything then you need a shrink.
The MAGA-controlled GOP, who now talk about a "unified Reich" clearly maintains mad respect for prior war criminals. It seems their mantra has been crafted by Goebbels ...
“Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it.”
I once posted a bunch of Goebbels quotes - don't remember if it was Twitter, facebook or where, but they took it down. Maybe they didn't sense the sarcasm?
algorithms don't understand irony or sarcasm. many years ago I responded to a Paul Ryan tweet with "why don't we just grind up half of all poor people and feed them to the other half" and ended up doing a 7-day stint in twitter jail for advocating harm
Jeff, I once said Trump was qualified for the death penalty and went to twitter jail for that. But I appealed and asked them to prove my statement wrong or harmful & got out.
I just had an issue with Zuckerberg's Facebook. They didn't like a story from the Associated Press -it violated 'community' standards. It's one of several important reasons we're building https://civ.works.
I once asked if someone could just "smack this guy" -Orange Jesus- and within 1/8th of a second got the message, "after careful review, we have determined your post has violated Xitter rules".
"You must admit guilt to start your probationary period which ends in 72 hours."
When I got back on after a year or so, my first act, before reading or writing a word, was to block Ron Filipkowski. He forwards every single Trump post from his vanity network, corroding the souls of all readers for likes. If I want to read Trump, I can get an account on TS.
When my cats eyes went completely rogue from each other the vet said it was due to a tumor and we had to put her to sleep.
America should be so lucky …
Someone please take him to a vet.
Euthanasia, it's for the best.
For all of us.
LOL! love it!
I hear Kristi Noem has a solution ...
LOL. Just too damn funny. "Here Cricket. Make a little bed in that gravel pit now. Bug eyes require making tough calls. This will hurt me more than you."
Dress him up as Crickett and take him to her.
They also have a solution on the show Yellowstone. Don't take him to the airport, take him to the train station.
It just got banned from Native American reservations for Making Shit Up about them working with Mexican cartels.
I see a resignation in its future.
Love it
If only...
I'm sorry for your loss.
Be sure to make him first if you don't want to get stuffed.
Shit himself or shat himself … perhaps both!!
That was a total typo post. Meant to say make him PAY first or you'll get Stiffed. I blame autocorrect! It's still trying to turn stiff into stuff. It did it again!!
They want payment upfront. You know that's not gonna happen!
At least get him neutered, even if it is fourty years too late.
I've seen fish at the local aquarium that have eyes just like that.
He caught the cross eye from Sarah Huckabee and Cash Patel.
Sarah Huckabee's crossed eye and jacked up teeth are from inbreeding. 💯
$arah Huckster Slanders' fked-up eyes could be from taking Dayquil and Nyquil at the same time.
🤣 🤣 🤣
😄😂
You ℎ𝑎𝑑 to mention Patel, didn't you.
It's OK, I usually feel better after I puke.
Scavino has some creepy peepers too 👀
Stephan Miller has serial killer eyes, dead, and blanked of emotion.
😂😂
Looks like a stroke to me. 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
The lord jebus’ version of the slow death penalty!
Ohmygod…I’m still laughing…
🤞🤞🤞🤞
Calling Kristi Noem.
Kristi who just said she is going to vote for Trump, whether or not that is true.
Oh please make this to be true!!!!!!!!!!
Can we have a moment of national prayer about THIS you Christofascists?
So sorry about your cat.
Seriously, is that photo modified?
https://www.healthline.com/health/eyes-bulging
Thank you for the link
Hyperthyroidy affects both eyes
Wouldn’t that be sweet. Please, please, please. Where to sign up to make our plea to on high. Would save a nation. Would save the world. If there is an on high, show us. Show us.
Tumor was my first thought, too. I don’t like being happy about someone else’s misfortune, but since he has no respect for anyone or anything… I’m okay with a tumor as long as it’s discovered before the guy lucks back into the White House.
You know that any serious condition (and all the trivial ones, too) has been diagnosed and is being treated with the best that science has to offer. Very stable genius, also by far more fit than Obama!
‘This tumor of mine is like something never seen before! It’s the biggliest and healthiest tumor and it adds to my superior intelligence.’
You are so full of it. Obama is fit and healthy, Trump hasn't had any exercise since his teens. He eats greasy garbage and drinks artificial sweeteners.
And if you think his top-of-the-line medical care compensates for anything, why does he get worse every month?
It was sarcasm. I thought it was obvious.
I was quoting trump, who claimed that the WH doc said he was by far ("no contest") more fit than Obama. Just like trump had the biggest inauguration crowd in history.
Many blessings on you and yours.
Terrible grief the loss of a loved pet. Condolences from me and my cats 🐈⬛ 💔🐾
My condolences on the loss of your cat. I lost my own in February. My heart with yours.
Is Strabismus a side effect from Ozempic?
(It’s getting more difficult lately to call him “the bloated yam.“)
We now know with absolute certainty that prayer does not work. How, you ask? Welp, that filthy, diseased-ridden nazi shit stain is still alive.........
🙏🏽 does work.
Yeah that's why His Mercifulness lets infants die of leukemia.
Mysterious Ways.
Get out of here.
As Kendrick Lamar likes to say; "Sit down. Be humble." Listen some time. It's catchy.
(I mean to agree with you about Lisa sitting down before annnnnyone reads that wrong.)
No no. It’s not for us to understand. Doncha know?
And he NEVER gives us more than we can handle. Right? Let’s hear from those who have died by suicide.
The very concept of evidence eludes you somehow.
You must be in the wrong group. Delusional is down the hall......
There's a bug in Substack that places some replies at the wrong level.
I was agreeing with you. Can you read, sir?
Nope. Can't read. I've been faking it lo these many a year and I've been found out. My long con is over. I obviously misinterpreted whatever the fuck you said.
.......all kidding aside, I don't think I was the only one who thought you meant something else.
My meaning was clear. I think you thought I was replying to you and not Lisa if you don't mind me saying.
Evidently 🤔
Iron-age mythology has no place in this issue.
We're gonna agree to disagree on that one.
Prayer is about as effective as flipping a coin.
Flipping a coin at least gets some kind of result.
Gypsy Rose Lee said, about prayer; " It's like a rocking chair, you might feel like you're doing something, but you're not getting anywhere ".
Oh FOH with that shite—read the room, Lisa!
I pray Biden wins. Don’t tell me to read the room. That’s what I meant. Isn’t this a safe place?
It generally is a safe place, however the vast majority of the people who subscribe to Jeff & comment here are either agnostic, or atheist & therefore believe in actually doing something to affect the future rather than praying.
Also I think many of us have become seriously angry with the horrendous cruelty & hypocrisy of religion since so many professed Christians have chosen to throw their lot in with Trump.
Prayer has zero effect on anything. There have been studies. If it makes you feel better, great, but if you think it actually accomplishes anything then you need a shrink.
Sorry, internet landmines abound—my apologies!
Amen 😬😬😬😬
R'amen!
🍜
Scott, thank you for providing proof! Finally! 😄
I'm comfortable with that conclusion, based on a lifetime of empirical evidence...........and a ton of swearing.
Amen!
Thank you Jeff.
The MAGA-controlled GOP, who now talk about a "unified Reich" clearly maintains mad respect for prior war criminals. It seems their mantra has been crafted by Goebbels ...
“Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it.”
― Joseph Goebbels
I once posted a bunch of Goebbels quotes - don't remember if it was Twitter, facebook or where, but they took it down. Maybe they didn't sense the sarcasm?
algorithms don't understand irony or sarcasm. many years ago I responded to a Paul Ryan tweet with "why don't we just grind up half of all poor people and feed them to the other half" and ended up doing a 7-day stint in twitter jail for advocating harm
Soylent Orange.
Jeff, I once said Trump was qualified for the death penalty and went to twitter jail for that. But I appealed and asked them to prove my statement wrong or harmful & got out.
Zucky was scared of that one. Boo!
😂😂
Lol - apparently not
Sigh....
Well, there's that.
I just had an issue with Zuckerberg's Facebook. They didn't like a story from the Associated Press -it violated 'community' standards. It's one of several important reasons we're building https://civ.works.
I must have spent a year, all together in ZUCKATRAZ, for being Liberal. I got kicked off Twitter too, with all the others who sued.
I had the same sort of problem trying to post Joyce Vance’s Substack. Since she has a FB page and had posted there, I just shared to my page 🙄.
I think Facebook and Twitter/X believe fact-based writing (like Joyce Vance) clearly goes against ‘community’ standards.
I see the site is up! I will email you. Thanks
Very grateful. Our development team is in the midst of some important fixes and functionality -I've been trying to fund the work as quickly as I can.
I am all in...keep me or us info6.
Liked your book and the big print.
I once asked if someone could just "smack this guy" -Orange Jesus- and within 1/8th of a second got the message, "after careful review, we have determined your post has violated Xitter rules".
"You must admit guilt to start your probationary period which ends in 72 hours."
Careful review.
And just to verify - is Xitter pronounced 'Shitter'?
It is in my house! 🤣
Ditto. I was wondering if " he could wander off the mortal coil, already" and got the handcuffs, for a week. Sheesh
When I got back on after a year or so, my first act, before reading or writing a word, was to block Ron Filipkowski. He forwards every single Trump post from his vanity network, corroding the souls of all readers for likes. If I want to read Trump, I can get an account on TS.
OMG, that is awful and good to know. One of the many reasons not to go there any more. You really don't know what you are responding to.
Click here to grovel and wet yourself. If it's the algorithm, it's a suspension. If it's a report by a they-them, it's a ban.
Yeah, careful review. I wonder who they think they're kidding.
Some illiterate knucklewalker clicked report.
They say "after careful examination" but that is total BS. Report means suspension. No Patel is involved.
Who would have thought that 40% of American voters learned nothing from history?