Skin doesn’t “atrophy.” Muscles atrophy. Skin is a different organ than skeletal or smooth muscles. He’s such a dumbass (and I don’t have to tell you to whom I refer.)
That deformed orange-coated pile of lard’scontinuous audacity to attack others based on his twisted opinions on their looks…it has been a continuous aspect of Dear Leader’s repugnant spewage. It never fails to repel and disgust nonMAGAts.
While I am at it: I simply cannot unsee the anus-mouth pursed or gaping on the butt-cheeks of where a normal face should be.
And Jeff: “knickertwisted” as an adjective: bravissimo!
and Taylor Swift, and the Supreme Court, and Walmart. I sat down with the intention of writing about all of them but ended up doing fifteen hundred words on Springsteen. oh well, maybe I'll get to all that other shit tomorrow
You’re like John Oliver, doing a deep dive on a Sunday, and it was well done.
Meanwhile, the MAGAs are burning vinyl and tape. Be aware the old EPA warns against breathing in the fumes, but tRump’s EPA and Bobby Brainworms will probably recommend deep inhalation
This was like people pouring out their French wine bottles in protest. Once they're paid for you can do what you want with them. Including looking like an idiot.
Or when right-wingers got their knickers in a twist over the Starbucks generic holiday disposable coffee cups (because they were not specifically Christmas-themed cups) and TOTALLY OWNED that gigantic corporation by going into their stores, buying a coffee, and then... throwing it in the trash, untasted. Yes, wasting your own money is definitely the best way to protest! That'll show 'em!!!
We have to remember, though, that he's throwing out all this idiocy about Springsteen and Swift to distract his cult from the failures of the policies that will hurt them.
Which is good, actually. They won't believe it just on our say-so (since we're baby-eating commies, and all). The pain headed their way is unimaginable.
Why the hell does Donnie think that the retailers should absorb the costs if the tariffs? Has he FINALLY understood that the importer, and not the exporting country pays the tariffs?
If one really pulled it apart, the whole tariff thing is a mafia style shakedown. We’ve seen the movie scene a thousand times: nice little business you have there, shame if something happened to it. So Donnie the wannabe Don comes up with the tariff scheme. Problem for Donnie, the smart Don’s knew how much they could dip their beak and not kill the company. Donnie has no constraint.
So much shit in so little time! I think you’re doing great, phenomenal even! I got stuck on how the Orange MagaDisaster doesn’t know a prune is a dried plum so he’s redundant without realizing it, which applies to anything coming out his sphincter speaker.
Jeff, so glad you wrote this one on Bruce, he is the best of topics and its a wonderful relief to read about him and avoid all the other garbage flowing down the drains of late.
Don't be too hard on Jeff. There's a lot on his plate to cover. He's not queer AFAIK and probably most of his readers aren't, either. But we do care. So does Turner Classic Movies, I think, who have been running what seems to me like an increased number of "pre-Code" movies.
I wasn’t being hard I was suggesting that I didn’t have it in me to do it today , so I focused on something else , Jeff’s constitution score is way higher than mine
Go figure. The 300 lb. mango monstrosity can dish it out but can't take it. Fuckface the Last is like that playground bully who would punch you in the face but if you hit him back, he'd go running to the teacher crying and say you started it. A little limberger with that whine ass breath? Hopefully more rock icons like Neil Young and Eddie Vedder will join forces to support Bruce Springsteen in his quest to tell the world like it really is.
At the risk of enraging people, I'm not even a Springsteen fan (I recognize that he's a terrific musician and songwriter, his stuff just isn't my thing, is all) but calling him "overrated" has got to be one of the stupidest things this idiot has ever said, and that's a high bar to clear.
🎯Remember all he describes as overrated, worst president ever, idiot, loser, sleaze bag, sleepy, dumb and all the other middle school names he uses, is just projection on his part.
Yes...he uses that term a lot, along with terrible, lunatic, loser...& you're right, almost anyone is more popular than him. There are very few people he will say anything good about, & that's only while he thinks it reflects well on him. Who the hell would put any value on that POS's opinion?!
Nothing to do with his "taste in music." Kid Rock kisses Trumps rump. Bruce does not. The rotten mango wants fawning admiration for his failure of a presidency. Not someone pointing out he is a failure.
He harps on "overrated" for the same reason he constantly cites someone's ratings: the only true success he's ever had was with The Apprentice, where he had good ratings. His real estate "empire" was built on credit, bullshit, and Daddy's money. His product endorsements all crashed and burned. It's only when he played a highly-curated, cartoon version of himself, that he had a real "win." So he'll cite "ratings" whenever he can.
He called multiple Oscar-winner (and double-digit nominee) Meryl Streep “overrated” as well. But I guess if your standards of excellence are Kid Rock and Kevin Sorbo all assessments go out the window…
Add that he called Taytay not HOT! His bottomless need to be better than everyone else overrides any rational thought of alienating the fans of both the boss and Taylor Swift
I’ve photographed the East Street Band live a few times, Bruce was never a favorite... Clarence was very cool though! I’ve grown to admire him over the years, perhaps you could too Alison!!
My husband was at Bruce’s concert in Manchester - he has never seen an audience so engaged - they were singing every word of every song. He does not think anyone in the audience will be suing!
Which is a pity, as Mr Jeff noted, because those wigs are great and those baristers or solicitors or what have you get to say things like "M'lord, may it please the court" and who knows, maybe Rumpole of the Bailey would make some great faces as he watched a pale English lad weeping over the bait and switch--"They never told me he'd talk about POLITICS! BAWWW!"
Happens at many, if not all, Springsteen concerts. Saw him shortly after 9/11, when his new album had just come out, and even then, everybody knew all the words and sang along. He said he was impressed! ; )
If the felon thinks it’s ‘standard fare’ to keep your mouth shut until you get back to the USA, perhaps he should share that insight with his VP so that JD will stop lecturing the leaders of other countries (when he’s on their turf!) about how they are limiting free speech because they have zero tolerance for 21st century nazi shit...
Maybe. But I'm starting to think that too many people in this benighted country don't understand what's happening and don't give a damn as long as they can play video games and fart around on their phones.
They understand just fine. It's not that they don't care, it's that they actively want everything burned down. Trump won the popular vote, they all want to enjoy all the pain and abuse headed their way. Just to feel something.
Or, they're like my father who doesn’t give a shit about anything that doesn't personally and directly affect him. This is the guy always asking me "what do you care what happens here, you live in Canada". 🤦♀️
Yeah, remember when Ronnie Raygun used Born in the USA at his rallies and Bruce had to tell ‘em to stop? Conservative shallowness precludes actually paying attention to lyrics. Donold Draft Dodger played Fortunate Son at his rally in 2020.
I remember so well what was his final official rally b4 election, 45mins of him doing that thing that is never to be called dancing. I know his advisors told him to shut the fuck up for once to stop the damage and he did the unbelievable jerk off as the crowd left the venue. Nice segue dopey.
Read or listen to the damned lyrics, rethuglicans:
“ There’s a Black man with a black cat living in a black neighborhood. He’s got an interstate runnin’ through his front yard, you know he thinks he’s got it so good…”
“Cuz the simple man baby pays the bills, the thrills, the pills that kill…”
No way Donnie Two Dolls wrote that bleat about the Boss. Had to have been his Bond villain lookalike sidekick, Steven Cheung. Donnie couldn't spell atrophy, it's not in his limited vocabulary. The only atrophy going on with him is his brain.
I often wonder if the rants are actually posted by Donnie the Dotard. He’s verbally challenged and it’s unlikely that the word “atrophy” is in his vocabulary. Listening to him wax poetic about “groceries” is pretty telling about his mental acuity.
I think this may actually be the beginning of a genuine resistance movement - those have always done well with an anthem ( remember “we shall overcome”?) A rewrite of the lyrics to “Born in the USA” may be just what the doctor ordered for an ailing society.
Bruce, I'm usually circumspect and not terribly vulgar or profane but I hit critical mass over the last week's news. I'll behave with a little more equanimity toward the next bag of fuckery,
As per usual, MAGA shows their knee jerk stupidity. Props to The Boss for taking an actual stand rather than worrying about money. Wise up, Tiger Woods, ya jagoff
I’ve been waiting for your one of a kind run on sentence!
“our current president is in fact a penny-ante fascist tyrant hell-bent on burning to the ground the America that We the People hold dear — and bravo to Bruce for refusing to stay silent.”
Saw a picture of him getting hosed off a few years ago. Maybe it was photoshopped but if not, he's hung like a cashew. Probably 20 years since he's had a stiffy.
“But, but free speech and we hate cancel culture - those woke bastards!” 🫠 the daily hypocrisy and inability to self reflect on the moving target of standing for nothing other than devotion of a cult and self serving whims is truly maddening to anyone with the slightest critical thinking skills. Keep up the great work Jeff - it helps us out here know we are not alone in witnessing the madness.
Those nazis be punching WAAAAAAYYYYYYY above their class. Knock ‘em out, don’t look back, keep on moving forward. Jes’ a bump in the road. Fuck all them racist cowardly treasonous assholes and don’t look back. Love one another and don’t look back. Don’t look back. We have lives to live and WE WILL NOT SURRENDER. DONT LOOK BACK.
Cheeto Jesus has some nerve criticizing the appearance of ANYONE’s skin. His looks like someone has already started the taxidermy process.
My first thought was about the lizard skin of his good buddy, rfkjr.
Well, that's to protect him when he swims in sewage.... 🤦♂️
FOTFLMAO!!! GOOD one!!!
Best "internets today"!!! Taxidermy is for dead animals. There's hope in America...
Excellent retort. Bravo.
And it’s so not even true. To hurt my feelings you gotta hit me where it hurts, not just make up shit that’s not true.
Wrong turn on the internets …
Fell in with a bad crowd.
Apparently The Boss ain't orange enough. I'd wear that as a badge of honor.
I’ll take Springsteen over that Cheeto Jesus any minute of the day month year!!
You cannot unsee that fat orange monstrosity
Best comment, yet!
Skin doesn’t “atrophy.” Muscles atrophy. Skin is a different organ than skeletal or smooth muscles. He’s such a dumbass (and I don’t have to tell you to whom I refer.)
That deformed orange-coated pile of lard’scontinuous audacity to attack others based on his twisted opinions on their looks…it has been a continuous aspect of Dear Leader’s repugnant spewage. It never fails to repel and disgust nonMAGAts.
While I am at it: I simply cannot unsee the anus-mouth pursed or gaping on the butt-cheeks of where a normal face should be.
And Jeff: “knickertwisted” as an adjective: bravissimo!
You're not wrong... and I'm still laughing. Excellent!!
Well played Pat!!
Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!! 🥳🥳🥳🥳😤😤😤😤🤣🤣🤣🤣
Holy shit, Screw Loose Donny really had a meltdown over The Boss! 😂
and Taylor Swift, and the Supreme Court, and Walmart. I sat down with the intention of writing about all of them but ended up doing fifteen hundred words on Springsteen. oh well, maybe I'll get to all that other shit tomorrow
You’re like John Oliver, doing a deep dive on a Sunday, and it was well done.
Meanwhile, the MAGAs are burning vinyl and tape. Be aware the old EPA warns against breathing in the fumes, but tRump’s EPA and Bobby Brainworms will probably recommend deep inhalation
This was like people pouring out their French wine bottles in protest. Once they're paid for you can do what you want with them. Including looking like an idiot.
Or when right-wingers got their knickers in a twist over the Starbucks generic holiday disposable coffee cups (because they were not specifically Christmas-themed cups) and TOTALLY OWNED that gigantic corporation by going into their stores, buying a coffee, and then... throwing it in the trash, untasted. Yes, wasting your own money is definitely the best way to protest! That'll show 'em!!!
--which, to their brains, will an improvement.
We have to remember, though, that he's throwing out all this idiocy about Springsteen and Swift to distract his cult from the failures of the policies that will hurt them.
“Screw up the economy, throw red meat at the base to keep them happy” is a GOP rule that predates Cheetolini.
Cheetolini!! May I use that?
Distraction and deflection Mark, Trump learned a few lessons from his mob upbringing!!
....as is is motive always.
And to keep his cultists from waking up.
Which is good, actually. They won't believe it just on our say-so (since we're baby-eating commies, and all). The pain headed their way is unimaginable.
Why the hell does Donnie think that the retailers should absorb the costs if the tariffs? Has he FINALLY understood that the importer, and not the exporting country pays the tariffs?
If one really pulled it apart, the whole tariff thing is a mafia style shakedown. We’ve seen the movie scene a thousand times: nice little business you have there, shame if something happened to it. So Donnie the wannabe Don comes up with the tariff scheme. Problem for Donnie, the smart Don’s knew how much they could dip their beak and not kill the company. Donnie has no constraint.
He always knew that. He just pretends not to, to play his little power games. The cruelty is ALWAYS the point.
No 👎 he hasn't its always someone else's fault.
Dubious, think old dog, new trick Major!!
And you will find that even more shit has happened. Flood the zone.
There's plenty of time Jeff.
Hard to know where to focus, there’s such an over abundance of topics concerning our Dear Leader
Is that WaldeMart? Jeff?
WaldeMart wins the comments today, IMO
Donny thinks Walmart should eat the tariffs, and that will go over well because the Walton family is known for its concern for the greater good.
Because we all know Walmart is the honey badger of retail.
They just don't care.
That was the BEST takedown of trumpty dump ever with your Springsteen words!!!!!!
So much shit in so little time! I think you’re doing great, phenomenal even! I got stuck on how the Orange MagaDisaster doesn’t know a prune is a dried plum so he’s redundant without realizing it, which applies to anything coming out his sphincter speaker.
Jeff, it's impossible to write about all things at once. There would be no end to it, just page after page after page. Your fingers would be nubs.
Jeff, so glad you wrote this one on Bruce, he is the best of topics and its a wonderful relief to read about him and avoid all the other garbage flowing down the drains of late.
You made the right choice this is epic,.
It was more crucial to write some queer history today than focus on the bullshit Jeff. https://thistleandmoss.com/p/queer-history-114-before-the-fucking
Don't be too hard on Jeff. There's a lot on his plate to cover. He's not queer AFAIK and probably most of his readers aren't, either. But we do care. So does Turner Classic Movies, I think, who have been running what seems to me like an increased number of "pre-Code" movies.
I wasn’t being hard I was suggesting that I didn’t have it in me to do it today , so I focused on something else , Jeff’s constitution score is way higher than mine
Springsteen deserves an entire article. Thank you.
So much to work with!
There's still time left today!! Maybe you can start writing 2 articles a day! hahaha
Go figure. The 300 lb. mango monstrosity can dish it out but can't take it. Fuckface the Last is like that playground bully who would punch you in the face but if you hit him back, he'd go running to the teacher crying and say you started it. A little limberger with that whine ass breath? Hopefully more rock icons like Neil Young and Eddie Vedder will join forces to support Bruce Springsteen in his quest to tell the world like it really is.
Cheatloaf better be careful with these meltdowns. What a shame if he, you know, burst an aneurysm or something...
Cheatloaf…love it! 🤣❤️
Share and enjoy. 😜
It's his biggest rage tweet in years.
At the risk of enraging people, I'm not even a Springsteen fan (I recognize that he's a terrific musician and songwriter, his stuff just isn't my thing, is all) but calling him "overrated" has got to be one of the stupidest things this idiot has ever said, and that's a high bar to clear.
He called Meryl Streep overrated. That's Donald-speak for "more popular than me."
🎯Remember all he describes as overrated, worst president ever, idiot, loser, sleaze bag, sleepy, dumb and all the other middle school names he uses, is just projection on his part.
He perceives them as a threat.
Exactly Hollie, he’s speaking about himself with every utterance!!
I've scraped stuff off my shoe that's more popular than him.
Good one! And absolutely spot-on.
Yes...he uses that term a lot, along with terrible, lunatic, loser...& you're right, almost anyone is more popular than him. There are very few people he will say anything good about, & that's only while he thinks it reflects well on him. Who the hell would put any value on that POS's opinion?!
You nailed it, Ann!
Bruce us “overrated” but Kid rock is “great”. His taste in music, and everything actually, is sub human
Nothing to do with his "taste in music." Kid Rock kisses Trumps rump. Bruce does not. The rotten mango wants fawning admiration for his failure of a presidency. Not someone pointing out he is a failure.
He has taste where he sits.
18th century Cameroon! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wp60bU0UbTE
Just very, very tacky.
The thing with trump is he’s used up his store of verbal cuts. I’m sure “overrated” has been used more times than I can take. Sad.
But Maggie, he said that it was a wooord he just came up with. He couldn't be lying...could he?
Yes, like "groceries". He is circling the drain, mentally.
5th grade education, an IQ in the mid seventies explains a lot M&L
When you are as low as Stump, everyone is overrated, even Bill Cosby.
I think the word you’re looking for is “Chump”
He harps on "overrated" for the same reason he constantly cites someone's ratings: the only true success he's ever had was with The Apprentice, where he had good ratings. His real estate "empire" was built on credit, bullshit, and Daddy's money. His product endorsements all crashed and burned. It's only when he played a highly-curated, cartoon version of himself, that he had a real "win." So he'll cite "ratings" whenever he can.
As critiques go, “overrated” is overrated
He called multiple Oscar-winner (and double-digit nominee) Meryl Streep “overrated” as well. But I guess if your standards of excellence are Kid Rock and Kevin Sorbo all assessments go out the window…
Add that he called Taytay not HOT! His bottomless need to be better than everyone else overrides any rational thought of alienating the fans of both the boss and Taylor Swift
No rage, everyone is entitled to their own opinion. :D
I’ve photographed the East Street Band live a few times, Bruce was never a favorite... Clarence was very cool though! I’ve grown to admire him over the years, perhaps you could too Alison!!
My husband was at Bruce’s concert in Manchester - he has never seen an audience so engaged - they were singing every word of every song. He does not think anyone in the audience will be suing!
Which is a pity, as Mr Jeff noted, because those wigs are great and those baristers or solicitors or what have you get to say things like "M'lord, may it please the court" and who knows, maybe Rumpole of the Bailey would make some great faces as he watched a pale English lad weeping over the bait and switch--"They never told me he'd talk about POLITICS! BAWWW!"
Isn't it true that, in Britain, if you sue and lose, you have to pay the defendant's legal bills?
Yep ! All costs such as court fees, witness expenses , experts fees etc ..
so most people don’t do it
That’s also true in NYS but you have to ask the Court by way of a proposed Judgment and Bill of Costs.
😂 Brilliant
BTW those wigs are made from Horsehair which must be itchy as hell
Happens at many, if not all, Springsteen concerts. Saw him shortly after 9/11, when his new album had just come out, and even then, everybody knew all the words and sang along. He said he was impressed! ; )
And if you scratch the judge yells at you
If the felon thinks it’s ‘standard fare’ to keep your mouth shut until you get back to the USA, perhaps he should share that insight with his VP so that JD will stop lecturing the leaders of other countries (when he’s on their turf!) about how they are limiting free speech because they have zero tolerance for 21st century nazi shit...
Will they try to arrest Springsteen when he returns to the US? Trump issued an implicit threat.
I wish they would. Bruce has a pretty big fan base...
Maybe that’s what it will take to rouse Americans to protest
Maybe. But I'm starting to think that too many people in this benighted country don't understand what's happening and don't give a damn as long as they can play video games and fart around on their phones.
They understand just fine. It's not that they don't care, it's that they actively want everything burned down. Trump won the popular vote, they all want to enjoy all the pain and abuse headed their way. Just to feel something.
Or, they're like my father who doesn’t give a shit about anything that doesn't personally and directly affect him. This is the guy always asking me "what do you care what happens here, you live in Canada". 🤦♀️
Yeah, remember when Ronnie Raygun used Born in the USA at his rallies and Bruce had to tell ‘em to stop? Conservative shallowness precludes actually paying attention to lyrics. Donold Draft Dodger played Fortunate Son at his rally in 2020.
He also loves the gay anthem "YMCA". Too funny.
While he does his spasmodic jerk off dance. 🤮
I remember so well what was his final official rally b4 election, 45mins of him doing that thing that is never to be called dancing. I know his advisors told him to shut the fuck up for once to stop the damage and he did the unbelievable jerk off as the crowd left the venue. Nice segue dopey.
Was just thinking that about Ronnie. I know the Rs can't ALL be that stupid, but they sure give a great impression of it.
What I remember is Reagan's mispronunciation of The Boss's last name (STEIN instead of STEEN).
Yep, Bush wanted to use “Little pink houses, and Mellencamp said it’s not a song praising the USA.
Read or listen to the damned lyrics, rethuglicans:
“ There’s a Black man with a black cat living in a black neighborhood. He’s got an interstate runnin’ through his front yard, you know he thinks he’s got it so good…”
“Cuz the simple man baby pays the bills, the thrills, the pills that kill…”
No way Donnie Two Dolls wrote that bleat about the Boss. Had to have been his Bond villain lookalike sidekick, Steven Cheung. Donnie couldn't spell atrophy, it's not in his limited vocabulary. The only atrophy going on with him is his brain.
I often wonder if the rants are actually posted by Donnie the Dotard. He’s verbally challenged and it’s unlikely that the word “atrophy” is in his vocabulary. Listening to him wax poetic about “groceries” is pretty telling about his mental acuity.
Groceries!! Cannot fathom the sheer beauty of that “old” word. Now let me ponder the beautiful big meaning of the word
If not Cheung, then Nazi Miller, the reincarnation of Heydrich.
Or his former golf gofer Dan Scavino. He's still on the taxpayer payroll.
It does sound rather like Cheung--who is just as nasty and foul-mouthed as 47.
👆🎯
Great catch by who is ghostwriting rage tweets. No way that “atrophy” in part of speech came from CheetoBrain.
I think this may actually be the beginning of a genuine resistance movement - those have always done well with an anthem ( remember “we shall overcome”?) A rewrite of the lyrics to “Born in the USA” may be just what the doctor ordered for an ailing society.
Great idea!
Born In The USA. As for you maga shitheels, whaddaya gonna do this leftie?
US Marine Corps, RVN
That's the way, David! I for one am proud of you. My sin.
Bruce, I'm usually circumspect and not terribly vulgar or profane but I hit critical mass over the last week's news. I'll behave with a little more equanimity toward the next bag of fuckery,
As per usual, MAGA shows their knee jerk stupidity. Props to The Boss for taking an actual stand rather than worrying about money. Wise up, Tiger Woods, ya jagoff
To be fair to trump, he immediately loses several pounds following his daily diaper change.
I’ve been waiting for your one of a kind run on sentence!
“our current president is in fact a penny-ante fascist tyrant hell-bent on burning to the ground the America that We the People hold dear — and bravo to Bruce for refusing to stay silent.”
Saw a picture of him getting hosed off a few years ago. Maybe it was photoshopped but if not, he's hung like a cashew. Probably 20 years since he's had a stiffy.
A cashew? OMG! I'm dying.
I was going to write “a light switch.” Cashew is better.
Your comment is a perfect example of needing a NAME on first reference, which I shall continue to preach until I am dead.
Do preach away. I do technical writing and I’ve taken to ever shorter paragraphs and ever more bullet lists.
But in context, I think “him” is forgivable.
And 5 minutes later he repeats it.
😂😂😂
Idiot
The only thing worse than Trump are the people that defend him. Mind boggling.
...and eliza, vote for him or withhold their vote.
Especially when we explained exactly what was at stake.
What's going to become of them all when their God-Emperor shuffles off to that Celestial Buffalo.
Will they rally around Eyeliner Couch-humper Boy? Kinda doubt it. Should be interesting.
When the cult leader dies the cult usually does too.
From your lips to God’s…oh, never mind.
Yes. This. ^^^
I'm hoping he shuffles off to Hell.
“But, but free speech and we hate cancel culture - those woke bastards!” 🫠 the daily hypocrisy and inability to self reflect on the moving target of standing for nothing other than devotion of a cult and self serving whims is truly maddening to anyone with the slightest critical thinking skills. Keep up the great work Jeff - it helps us out here know we are not alone in witnessing the madness.
For 4 years we had to put up with "Let’s Go Brandon." There were stores that sold only Brandon themed shit. But let someone criticize Dear Leader. .
Donnie Two Dolls is out of his league when he comes for The Boss. Bruce Springsteen sounds like Churchill 2.0.
OMG,where do I start? This bag of wind
and shit has the temerity to discuss skin conditions. With his spackled cover up and his white stubby hands. Amazing and outrageous !!
A close up of his face is just like the surface of the moon.
And just as vacant.
Those nazis be punching WAAAAAAYYYYYYY above their class. Knock ‘em out, don’t look back, keep on moving forward. Jes’ a bump in the road. Fuck all them racist cowardly treasonous assholes and don’t look back. Love one another and don’t look back. Don’t look back. We have lives to live and WE WILL NOT SURRENDER. DONT LOOK BACK.