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Michael Martel's avatar

Jack Smith is the Robert Mueller I thought we were getting years ago.

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Sköll's avatar

It is a shame that this had to take a War Crime Prosecutor to do this. This should have been done on Jan 7, 2021.

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Janan Broadbent's avatar

Brazil did better than US

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Robert Golden's avatar

Yeah, almost the entire Republican Party missed their chance to show who they are working for.

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DIANE E RAMEY's avatar

Who they are working for is the devil, however you visualize that evil.

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D.Allen's avatar

Exactly! Any other civilian & it would have been “lickety split” to the pokey.

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Openly Fae's avatar

I remember that feeling. JS looks like his Voldemort not-name would be "He with whom one does not fuck."

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Charlie Austin's avatar

Bogey man!!!

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Doc Blase''s avatar

We'll never know what kind of justice Merrick Garland would have been; but his turn as AG has been tepid to be polite.

Kudos to him, however, for putting someone with some juice in his rockets like Smith to actually get something the f'k done.

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Ann Anderson's avatar

I may have to steal that. <3

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Michael Martel's avatar

Go ahead!

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MICHAEL OHALLORAN's avatar

MUELLER DI LAY OUT THE PLAN FOR THE DOJ TO GET TO INDICTMENTS, SADLY THAT NEVER HAPPENED.

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Kerbo's avatar

“Donald is having just a wee bit of a meltdown right now in his shitty New Jersey golf-motel-and-wife-cemetery. “

Shakespeare.

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Ellen Howe Ballou's avatar

Am I the only one wondering what’s *actually* buried there??? 🤔

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Sköll's avatar

Believe me, with that Orange Shitgibbon, that is not entirely out of the question.

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Charlie Austin's avatar

I wanna wrapped in top secret docs.

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Charlie Austin's avatar

Ivanna

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Doc Blase''s avatar

I don't think he has the wiles to substitute Jimmy Hoffa for the ex-wife. The safest bets with The Count Of Mostly Crisco is on the dumb and crooked line.

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Stephanie Lajeskie's avatar

Nope! I’m pretty sure, if they ever exhumed Ivana, it would conclude this long-running documents scavenger hunt!

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Deb's avatar

I know...it’s a perfect description! I had settled on the term, “Dipshit Donny”. Now I’m leaning towards “Little Donny Fuckface”!

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Doc Blase''s avatar

Does have a ring to it.

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Mary Beth Horsington's avatar

A perfect sentence.

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Neal Stiffelman's avatar

Perhaps “burst trash bag of personality defects” is your finest caricature yet. If any of your readers have a gift for line and a few minutes to spare, we could set up an online gallery.

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Openly Fae's avatar

Fetid wreck of a failed real estate agent.

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Robert Golden's avatar

I'm not sure if Trump was ever a real estate agent, for these simple reasons:

1) A requirement to pass a knowledge test about real estate law and ethics.

2) Legal liability for any misrepresentation or other falsehoods.

3) A legal requirement to have performed a certain level of due diligence.

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RV maxima's avatar

You are correct back to shameless money laundromat operator.

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Openly Fae's avatar

Corpulent clownshoes.

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Ellen Howe Ballou's avatar

24/7 firehose of fucknuttery

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Openly Fae's avatar

Foolsolini.

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Openly Fae's avatar

A thing with too few ideas to be an ideologue.

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Openly Fae's avatar

Mobile green apple splatters.

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RV maxima's avatar

It got me too! My place to ketch and honor the professionals!

Rock on, Jeff!

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RV maxima's avatar

Geez auto-corrected on kvetching, go figure.

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Mattie Corbett (She/Her/Bitch)'s avatar

He's lying again. It was not Sunday evening after the Q grooming KKK rally. He received word on his way TO the rally, as he broadcast it on TS whilst en route, later changing the wording from "Insurrection" to "Espionage". That was when the whole world knew he was going to be indicted for insurrection.

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Don'tBlameTheDog's avatar

Those pronouns!

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Marybeth Maloy Gebauer's avatar

😂 they’re tremendous

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MattSMaine's avatar

Oh, for a Jeopardy category “Tiedrich Quotables” A: “Description of 45” Q: What is a “burst trash bag of personality defects” (I agree with @NealStiffelman that that’s the gem!)

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Linda Skinner's avatar

And I suppose Sphincter Face will just be put under house arrest instead of awaiting trial in jail like most indicted criminals. Justice may be coming for him, but it’s two-tiered, and that sucks.

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Rick Calegari's avatar

No doubt but the former Commander in Thief does present a strong argument for a study in facial proctology.

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RV maxima's avatar

I have always thought he was that!

And those pig eyes to go with it.

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DIANE E RAMEY's avatar

And that stupid, deformed mouth of his!!!!!

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Ellen Howe Ballou's avatar

Like a fish gasping for air

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RV maxima's avatar

To go with his deformed personality.

His "base" must be taken to the cleaners by all the lesser con men & used car salesman, that is for sure.

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Ellen Howe Ballou's avatar

It’s been a shitty summer, and I am so grateful to Jeff Tiedrich for cheering me up with today’s trifecta of inspired wordsmithery:

1. “...his shitty New Jersey golf-motel-and-wife-cemetery” (omg, those HYPHENS!!!! 🤣)

2. “...burst trash bag of personality defects” (this is so accurately descriptive, I can almost smell it 😵‍💫)

3. “...your ace team of parking garage lawyers”

Thank you, Jeff!! 🙏🏼👍🏼🍿🍿🍿

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RV maxima's avatar

It is a thing of beauty!

Making my day and summer.

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Terrified Lib's avatar

Jeff--thanks for printing the screed from "truth" Social, because it's so freaking unbelievable it has to be read (and God knows I'm not following this bullshit). The commas, switching back and forth between first and third person, the list of lies, the ALL CAPS!! I know this is typical trump, but it's still so crazy. He also seems amazed that some people actually work on the weekends. This particular word-puke was missing the phrase "the greatest president in the history of the United States, ME" but it's only Tuesday.

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Kit Gruelle's avatar

Whole lotta Adderall-yammering, if you ask me. He sounds like he's constantly high as a Georgia pine.

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RV maxima's avatar

Filed under FBI profiling for the seriously narcissistic sociopathic and delusional criminals and their writing.

Truth Social? Needs truth serum.

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Charlie Austin's avatar

Run on sentence from hell!

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Sentimental Journey🎭's avatar

What a way to start the day! Jeff, I ADORE you 🥰

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

I had nothing to do with the timing! I'm just here to write about it

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Positively Spiritual Annie's avatar

I can't wait to celebrate. 🥂

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DonP's avatar

So many lies in this it's hard to wrap your head around them. The biggest of course is his turning down Merrick Garland. He wasn't even president when OBAMA nominated Garland, and McCONNELL kiboshed it until after the election. And Garland withdrew his name long before that.

What an utter shitstain of a human being.

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RV maxima's avatar

What a challenge he would be for therapy?

Was your first word also a lie?

Sheesh

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Elaine the Mean Old Feminist's avatar

He's like every bad caricature of a politician. The only one who comes close in my memory is the fictional Gov. Menaleus "Pass the Biscuits Pappy" O'Daniel in "O Brother Where Art Thou?" All he needs now is a fucking dwarf.

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RV maxima's avatar

Ah junior?

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Tess's avatar

BRAVO!!!!!!!!

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Gordon's avatar

Trump is in the process of gearing up his hateful rhetoric for “when he becomes president”....the idea (that his son-in-law endorsed) that he honestly believes that he had won the 2020 election spells out two things: 1) He should be allowed to run because his obstruction of the election OR 2) He should not be allowed because he mentally incompetent and doesn’t ACCEPT REALITY, and lives in a dream-world where he thinks he won! Either way...Trump should be drop-kicked the fuck out.

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Openly Fae's avatar

I am glad you stopped showing pics of Jack Smith. I may be forced to make embarrassing displays of my gratitude to him at some point.

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

I have to admit: I was trying to find a place to wedge that Jack Smith pic in, but the piece was too short for a fourth image. so you dodged a bullet there.

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Terrified Lib's avatar

Is there a Jack Smith bobblehead available yet??

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RV maxima's avatar

Nope. I guess we have to make our own life size teenager bedroom posters ourselves

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🌷IntheHalloftheMtnKing's avatar

He's made it into the history books for sure

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Lorraine Parish's avatar

or chia pet?

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Openly Fae's avatar

I am sure you will drag his ruggedly distinguished mein before us all again in good time.

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Barb L's avatar

Oh, the JOY!!!

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