I don't think he has the wiles to substitute Jimmy Hoffa for the ex-wife. The safest bets with The Count Of Mostly Crisco is on the dumb and crooked line.
Perhaps “burst trash bag of personality defects” is your finest caricature yet. If any of your readers have a gift for line and a few minutes to spare, we could set up an online gallery.
He's lying again. It was not Sunday evening after the Q grooming KKK rally. He received word on his way TO the rally, as he broadcast it on TS whilst en route, later changing the wording from "Insurrection" to "Espionage". That was when the whole world knew he was going to be indicted for insurrection.
Oh, for a Jeopardy category “Tiedrich Quotables” A: “Description of 45” Q: What is a “burst trash bag of personality defects” (I agree with @NealStiffelman that that’s the gem!)
And I suppose Sphincter Face will just be put under house arrest instead of awaiting trial in jail like most indicted criminals. Justice may be coming for him, but it’s two-tiered, and that sucks.
Jeff--thanks for printing the screed from "truth" Social, because it's so freaking unbelievable it has to be read (and God knows I'm not following this bullshit). The commas, switching back and forth between first and third person, the list of lies, the ALL CAPS!! I know this is typical trump, but it's still so crazy. He also seems amazed that some people actually work on the weekends. This particular word-puke was missing the phrase "the greatest president in the history of the United States, ME" but it's only Tuesday.
So many lies in this it's hard to wrap your head around them. The biggest of course is his turning down Merrick Garland. He wasn't even president when OBAMA nominated Garland, and McCONNELL kiboshed it until after the election. And Garland withdrew his name long before that.
He's like every bad caricature of a politician. The only one who comes close in my memory is the fictional Gov. Menaleus "Pass the Biscuits Pappy" O'Daniel in "O Brother Where Art Thou?" All he needs now is a fucking dwarf.
Trump is in the process of gearing up his hateful rhetoric for “when he becomes president”....the idea (that his son-in-law endorsed) that he honestly believes that he had won the 2020 election spells out two things: 1) He should be allowed to run because his obstruction of the election OR 2) He should not be allowed because he mentally incompetent and doesn’t ACCEPT REALITY, and lives in a dream-world where he thinks he won! Either way...Trump should be drop-kicked the fuck out.
I have to admit: I was trying to find a place to wedge that Jack Smith pic in, but the piece was too short for a fourth image. so you dodged a bullet there.
Jack Smith is the Robert Mueller I thought we were getting years ago.
It is a shame that this had to take a War Crime Prosecutor to do this. This should have been done on Jan 7, 2021.
Brazil did better than US
Yeah, almost the entire Republican Party missed their chance to show who they are working for.
Who they are working for is the devil, however you visualize that evil.
Exactly! Any other civilian & it would have been “lickety split” to the pokey.
I remember that feeling. JS looks like his Voldemort not-name would be "He with whom one does not fuck."
Bogey man!!!
We'll never know what kind of justice Merrick Garland would have been; but his turn as AG has been tepid to be polite.
Kudos to him, however, for putting someone with some juice in his rockets like Smith to actually get something the f'k done.
I may have to steal that. <3
Go ahead!
MUELLER DI LAY OUT THE PLAN FOR THE DOJ TO GET TO INDICTMENTS, SADLY THAT NEVER HAPPENED.
“Donald is having just a wee bit of a meltdown right now in his shitty New Jersey golf-motel-and-wife-cemetery. “
Shakespeare.
Am I the only one wondering what’s *actually* buried there??? 🤔
Believe me, with that Orange Shitgibbon, that is not entirely out of the question.
I wanna wrapped in top secret docs.
Ivanna
I don't think he has the wiles to substitute Jimmy Hoffa for the ex-wife. The safest bets with The Count Of Mostly Crisco is on the dumb and crooked line.
Nope! I’m pretty sure, if they ever exhumed Ivana, it would conclude this long-running documents scavenger hunt!
I know...it’s a perfect description! I had settled on the term, “Dipshit Donny”. Now I’m leaning towards “Little Donny Fuckface”!
Does have a ring to it.
A perfect sentence.
Perhaps “burst trash bag of personality defects” is your finest caricature yet. If any of your readers have a gift for line and a few minutes to spare, we could set up an online gallery.
Fetid wreck of a failed real estate agent.
I'm not sure if Trump was ever a real estate agent, for these simple reasons:
1) A requirement to pass a knowledge test about real estate law and ethics.
2) Legal liability for any misrepresentation or other falsehoods.
3) A legal requirement to have performed a certain level of due diligence.
You are correct back to shameless money laundromat operator.
Corpulent clownshoes.
24/7 firehose of fucknuttery
Foolsolini.
A thing with too few ideas to be an ideologue.
Mobile green apple splatters.
It got me too! My place to ketch and honor the professionals!
Rock on, Jeff!
Geez auto-corrected on kvetching, go figure.
He's lying again. It was not Sunday evening after the Q grooming KKK rally. He received word on his way TO the rally, as he broadcast it on TS whilst en route, later changing the wording from "Insurrection" to "Espionage". That was when the whole world knew he was going to be indicted for insurrection.
Those pronouns!
🤭
😂 they’re tremendous
Oh, for a Jeopardy category “Tiedrich Quotables” A: “Description of 45” Q: What is a “burst trash bag of personality defects” (I agree with @NealStiffelman that that’s the gem!)
And I suppose Sphincter Face will just be put under house arrest instead of awaiting trial in jail like most indicted criminals. Justice may be coming for him, but it’s two-tiered, and that sucks.
No doubt but the former Commander in Thief does present a strong argument for a study in facial proctology.
I have always thought he was that!
And those pig eyes to go with it.
And that stupid, deformed mouth of his!!!!!
Like a fish gasping for air
To go with his deformed personality.
His "base" must be taken to the cleaners by all the lesser con men & used car salesman, that is for sure.
It’s been a shitty summer, and I am so grateful to Jeff Tiedrich for cheering me up with today’s trifecta of inspired wordsmithery:
1. “...his shitty New Jersey golf-motel-and-wife-cemetery” (omg, those HYPHENS!!!! 🤣)
2. “...burst trash bag of personality defects” (this is so accurately descriptive, I can almost smell it 😵💫)
3. “...your ace team of parking garage lawyers”
Thank you, Jeff!! 🙏🏼👍🏼🍿🍿🍿
It is a thing of beauty!
Making my day and summer.
Jeff--thanks for printing the screed from "truth" Social, because it's so freaking unbelievable it has to be read (and God knows I'm not following this bullshit). The commas, switching back and forth between first and third person, the list of lies, the ALL CAPS!! I know this is typical trump, but it's still so crazy. He also seems amazed that some people actually work on the weekends. This particular word-puke was missing the phrase "the greatest president in the history of the United States, ME" but it's only Tuesday.
Whole lotta Adderall-yammering, if you ask me. He sounds like he's constantly high as a Georgia pine.
Filed under FBI profiling for the seriously narcissistic sociopathic and delusional criminals and their writing.
Truth Social? Needs truth serum.
Run on sentence from hell!
What a way to start the day! Jeff, I ADORE you 🥰
I had nothing to do with the timing! I'm just here to write about it
I can't wait to celebrate. 🥂
So many lies in this it's hard to wrap your head around them. The biggest of course is his turning down Merrick Garland. He wasn't even president when OBAMA nominated Garland, and McCONNELL kiboshed it until after the election. And Garland withdrew his name long before that.
What an utter shitstain of a human being.
What a challenge he would be for therapy?
Was your first word also a lie?
Sheesh
He's like every bad caricature of a politician. The only one who comes close in my memory is the fictional Gov. Menaleus "Pass the Biscuits Pappy" O'Daniel in "O Brother Where Art Thou?" All he needs now is a fucking dwarf.
And Mel Brooks as Governor LePetomane in “Blazing Saddles”
Ah junior?
BRAVO!!!!!!!!
Trump is in the process of gearing up his hateful rhetoric for “when he becomes president”....the idea (that his son-in-law endorsed) that he honestly believes that he had won the 2020 election spells out two things: 1) He should be allowed to run because his obstruction of the election OR 2) He should not be allowed because he mentally incompetent and doesn’t ACCEPT REALITY, and lives in a dream-world where he thinks he won! Either way...Trump should be drop-kicked the fuck out.
I am glad you stopped showing pics of Jack Smith. I may be forced to make embarrassing displays of my gratitude to him at some point.
I have to admit: I was trying to find a place to wedge that Jack Smith pic in, but the piece was too short for a fourth image. so you dodged a bullet there.
Is there a Jack Smith bobblehead available yet??
Nope. I guess we have to make our own life size teenager bedroom posters ourselves
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He's made it into the history books for sure
or chia pet?
I am sure you will drag his ruggedly distinguished mein before us all again in good time.
Oh, the JOY!!!