BOOM: Donald Trump is getting fucking indicted for election interference

justice is coming, and there’s not one thing that Donny or his ace team of parking garage lawyers can do to stop it

Little Donny Fuckface is experiencing a Big Sad this morning, because The Guy Who Convicts War Criminals In The Hague just sent him a target letter, giving him four days to appear before the Grand Jury investigating election interference.

Donald is having just a wee bit of a meltdown right now in his shitty New Jersey golf-motel-and-wife-cemetery.

You have to love this masterpiece of denial and self pity that he just sent out.

oh Donald, you burst trash bag of personality defects, cry all you want. justice is coming, and there’s not one fucking thing that you or your ace team of parking garage lawyers can do to stop it.

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so, now we get to spend the next four days playing America’s favorite new guessing game: how many counts will Donny be indicted for this time?

will there be counts for obstruction of an official proceeding?

will there be counts for inciting an insurrection?

will there be counts for the fake electors scheme?

will there be counts for obstruction of justice?

will there be counts for fraudulent fundraising?

seditious conspiracy, anyone?

it’s like Christmas in July.

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now let’s turn to Melania Trump, for her reaction to her husband being indicted for the third time.

Jack Smith is making America great again, one indictment at a time.

stay tuned.

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