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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

I sure am getting a fuckload of mileage out of that 'donny dancing' photo

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BigDaddy52's avatar

Izzat the arab version of YMCA?

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Glenn Waning's avatar

Love it! Ha, Ha, Ha!

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Charles Austin's avatar

😂😂😂

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Lorraine Morton's avatar

You call that “dancing?”😆

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Zija Pulp's avatar

it’s what baby trump calls dancing

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David A Pitock's avatar

The dance of the morons with swords

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Wendy🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

I doubt, Ill get that kind of kindness, because I used the Hobbs Pissing image (I expect to lose subs over using that image to be honest, but we will see).

Take that mileage Brother Jeff.

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Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

For God sakes keep time whitey, just keep time but no way they boy just can’t dance.

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Ole Anderson's avatar

The best part explained why I referred to the orange shit stain as

Fat Donnie Two Scoops for a number of years.

His pettiness and greed and need for special treatment is summed up by this low rent move.

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meryl selig's avatar

What about the free ( I assume) invaluable and ginormous product placement for Mickey D’s ?!?! The people in Oak Brook (IL) must be popping champagne.

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Cheryl Seybert's avatar

😂😂😂

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DR Darke's avatar

Noooooooo....

Make his assface stop....

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P123Sunny's avatar

Would like to add this from R. Reich a few days ago (I’m sure most of you saw, but still):

“I can take only so much sycophantic bullsh*t from Trump’s cabinet, but When RFK Jr. says there’s never been a president more willing to stand up to the oligarchs than President Donald Trump, I’ve got to respond.

It’s the oligarchy that put Trump into the presidency. He’s doing their work.”

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Kim Nesvig's avatar

RFK jr left out part of that. Stand up to oligarchs and say, “I’ll do whatever you want if the price is right. And if the price isn’t right, I’ll still do whatever you want”. The art of the deal, my ass.

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Lisa59's avatar

My hope is RFuckingK had his mouth open and consumed toilet water when he swam in shitscreek. The brain worms are bitching they have nothing to feed on.

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Mingo's avatar

Add in a side of MRSA, and a dash of necrotizing fascitis. I hope he had a cut somewhere on his body that was open. Sepsis would be a good way for him to go out of this world.

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Lisa59's avatar

I love it. One can dream. And let his grandkids swim in the fecal water. What a self serving bastard.

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Charles Austin's avatar

Yep!😈😈

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Claudia Classon's avatar

Those must be hungry brain worms if they have nothing to feed on—RFK Jr. was full of shit even before he swam in it. What a manly man! Ugh.

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Rick Calegari's avatar

There's nothing much to feed on as it is. Between his eroded brain and Dump being full of shit to his eyelids, chances are the worms are going to go hungry.

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David A Pitock's avatar

One can only hope. Saw a clip tonight he admitted that Americans should not take advice from him. Like anyone without brain worms was planning too.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Nice…Lisa 59 where ya been?

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Lisa59's avatar

My daughter got a fantastic job 15 minutes from our house. We went out Colorado and packed her up. She hated to leave Colorado, but no work. My husband and my 4yr old grandson drove back the U-haul through the mountains. My daughter and I had the 3 dogs and the one eyed cat. The cat threw up when it looked out the window and the puppy had diarrhea. It took two days to get home. Because the dog had to shit every 30 minutes. 😅

She moved in with us. She's a single parent with no help from the father. It only took 12 minutes from when he was told for him to disappear. We're good with that. So, my world is Bluey and Elmo, hot wheels, and baseball. He loves baseball. He starts on a new team. It's been great and exhausting. I haven't had 5 minutes. Things are settling down now. So I'm back. Ready to piss somebody off.😂 Thanks for asking 🙂.

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Charles Austin's avatar

New energy in the house 😀

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Charles Austin's avatar

😂😂😂😂😂

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Nailed it Kim!!

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David M Marko's avatar

It's like opposite day every fucking day of the week with these boot licking sycophants.

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Bizarro World is here

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P123Sunny's avatar

Today:

RFK Jr refuses to say if he would vaccinate his children today for measles, then adds, "I don't think people should medical advice from me.

Okaaaaay

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Okay, Ratfuckkook, why are you Sec of HHS then, you whack job?

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Chet Brandt's avatar

Because he, like all of the other fucked up cabinet members, kissed the mango moron’s shitty diaper filled ass!

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SethTriggs's avatar

He's Mengele without a medical degree.

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Doreen Dalesandro's avatar

"I don't think people should be taking medical advice from me."

Hey, I finally agree with RFuckingK🤓

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Well, it is RFK Jr. So much of what he says and thinks is just whack. Could it be his brainworm? Years of heroin addiction? Conspiracy theory affinity? Lust for power at all costs? Lack of any moral fiber? Or is he just plain nuts?

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Peaceful Mary T.'s avatar

I think it's all of the above.

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Harriet Lunz's avatar

Plus tons of money of his own that he mostly inherited.

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Nepo baby fails upwards. Damn, such a common theme nowadays. And these pricks are destroying our nation.

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Charles Austin's avatar

👍👍

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Liz and Max the No. 1 Cat's avatar

Not to excuse his nuttery, but I imagine it is hard to be the child of famous father, especially when you lost him at an early age. It's like he's trying to be a "great" man like his father but doesn't know how to do it. Of course, nobody was asking him to fill his father's shoes. But combine no father figure, (Uncle Ted was probably too drunk to be much of a father figure in Bobby's formative years.) too much money and too much ego and you get warped people.

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T L Mills's avatar

From what I read of his cousin Caroline's letter....Bobby junior was never a normal kid--too much old Joe Kennedy in him, I'll bet.

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KP Johnson Austin, TX's avatar

Bobby Kennedy is spinning in his grave right now.

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Marycat2021's avatar

Caroline Kennedy said he was so devastated by his father's death that he began gravitating toward conspiracy theories to explain reality to him.

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Cathy Carrozza's avatar

Most of the rest of RFK and Ethel’s children have successful lives out of the limelight! I can’t find a cell of sympathy for someone so dangerous!

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

As Sarah Palin said when asked what newspapers she read: "all of them Katie".

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Lisa K. Obrien's avatar

I’ll take ‘lust for power at all costs’ for $300, Doc.

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SethTriggs's avatar

People can be comfortable saying crap like that knowing that there's a rightwing media human centipede to cover for them.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

This kakistocracy is chock full of prevarication, mooks and sciolists, hence the sad status of a once great nation P123!!

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T L Mills's avatar

Oooo--thank you for a new word! Sciolist--excellent!

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Kay-El's avatar

I once had a sweatshirt that read “Maven University: Opinion Above Knowledge”

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shee-rah's avatar

Love it!

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

This is the Upside Down, Sunny.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Only if you call doubling as their butt plug "standing up to them".

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Kay-El's avatar

If you open a Happy Meal, you get a prize. If you open a box of Cracker Jacks, you get a prize. If you open Trump’s head, you find a booby prize.

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DJ Headthrob's avatar

Trump: "Did someone say 'boobies?'"

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Irascible Ink's avatar

😂

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Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

He’s got em’.

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Charles Austin's avatar

😂😂

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Rhesus's avatar

Sometimes when you open a Cracker Jack box, you get an ICE badge.

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Linda Weide's avatar

ICE is rumored to be the New Trump Secret Police, because he wants to be like his Saudi Buddies in every respect.

https://www.cato.org/blog/ice-agents-seizing-people-now-routinely-wear-masks-thats-wrong

Maybe DT will take over the US oil wells for his personal use. But, he knows nothing about it. Let us see

Ukraine-sells mineral rights to Trump so that Trump agrees to continue pushing Russia to "negotiate."

Qatar gives him a fancy jet plane that is no good until we pay for its security features and provide Qatari security.

Syria says he can build a hotel so that their sanctions get lifted.

Saudi Arabia provides golf hotel so that he can ...?

I cannot keep all of these gifts straight.

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Mary Hall's avatar

I cannot keep all of these gRifts straight. FIFY

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Linda Weide's avatar

👍🏽

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Sooz Hall's avatar

Typo there. It’s “grifts”, not “gifts”.

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Linda Weide's avatar

It is both grifts and gifts.

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meryl selig's avatar

The Saudi payback could be a new destination whereDear Leader can send his opponents and detractors. Forget the South American death row accelerators.

He can have the Bone Saw Guys greet and swiftly eliminate whoever DL designates

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Marycat2021's avatar

They won't. They have a really twisted version of Islam, but it still doesn't permit murder for hire. However, if Donny says the immigrants are practicing sorcery, that's a horse of a different color. The Sauds still behead people for sorcery.

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Charles Austin's avatar

😵😵

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CAM from 🇨🇦's avatar

Touché, Kay-El. You win my🥇 for best retort of the day.

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Terry's avatar

Open his skull, you get an empty skull.

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Susanna J. Sturgis's avatar

Or maybe his head is up his booby?

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J Glaspie's avatar

You mean his head is up his booty.

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Susanna J. Sturgis's avatar

That works too. I was thinking of Kay-El's reference to the booby prize. If the boob fits . . .

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

So very well played Kay-EI!!

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Lol 😂😂

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Abbi's avatar
1dEdited

Senator Cruz (R, Cancun) thinks MbS & his colleagues are trying to kill us? He needs to take a look at king fuckface & his band of sycophants (aka cabinet). They’re the ones trying to kill US, literally & figuratively.

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Lisa59's avatar
1dEdited

Oh, he and his dick handlers are definitely trying to kill off anyone who uses our government programs to survive. Next, it will be those who don't fill white Christian Nationalists shoes. It's coming.

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meryl selig's avatar

Yes Lisa…. The pincer moves are happening.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Your post raises some serious ontological questions in regard to Trump’s cranium dysfunction Lisa!!

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Slam dunked that one Abbi!!

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Susan P Thatcher's avatar

The plane is literally the shiny object of distraction. Qatar wanted the Syrian sanctions lifted, and they have an interest in Gaza. The Saudis want to be the big dog in the neighborhood and need our weaponry. UAE has interests in Gaza.

The corruption is naked, playing in its own shit and eating a cheeseburger.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Absofuckinglutely Susan…the radioactive hell that is Trump atoll!

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Chet Brandt's avatar

I think these Arab nations don’t give a fuck about the Palestinian people and their plight. If they really cared about them why not accept Palestinian refugees into their respective countries?

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Susan P Thatcher's avatar

Qatar has been supporting Hamas, and they're friendly with Iran. It's about a proxy war with Israel.

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Lady Emsworth's avatar

I will never, ever, to my dying day, understand how so many Americans can see the way this gross simulacrum of a man behaves and still say "Yep! OK with us!"

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Lot of us feel exactly the same thing. WTF indeed.

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Sharon Hudnall's avatar

Because he's been their front-runner in the race and they see themselves winning vicariously even though they get nada out of it. "I got plenty of nuttin' and nuttin's plenty for me!" Owning the libs, worth it.

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Mary Hall's avatar

Thank you for teaching me a new word Lady Emsworth! I shall endeavor to use "simulacrum" in a sentence today.

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Lady Emsworth's avatar

"A new word a day

Keeps the MAGA at bay"

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Susan P Thatcher's avatar

With some, and i am NOT kidding, it was a vote of pure spite.

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Bob Bowden's avatar

The Saudis should gift Donny an adult diaper with a working scent barrier, as per Bob Woodward who has previewed his upcoming book, All The President’s Stench

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

ok, I haven't had time to check. is this a real tweet or a photoshop?

https://www.threads.com/@charlottecolemannicks/post/DJkuakuPFBb

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

I mean, I'm guessing it's fake

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Bob Bowden's avatar

It’s not literally true, however it’s exactly like being near Donny:

It’s stench-adjacent

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Richard Von Busack's avatar

Probably too good to be true

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T L Mills's avatar

I think you are likely right about it being a fake...but that is the state of satire these days. Reality is becoming so over the top, satire can't compete!

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Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

I won’t open that can’t be trusted, you tell me.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Woody would know having spent far too much time with the malodorous codpiece Jeff!!

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Adam Kinzinger described orange fatfuck's odor as a strange mixture of "ketchup, make-up, BO, and butt." That is a quote

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Linda Fulcher's avatar

A flying whorehouse for a cheap pimp. Perfect.

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Lisa59's avatar

They're all useless dried up old cunts selling our country to the highest bidder. Whores of humanity.

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Dave Drell's avatar

I call Drumpf: Satan’s Whore.

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Chet Brandt's avatar

Lisa is BAAACKKK!

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Lisa59's avatar

Yep! 😅

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Anne's avatar

now I agree with both Laura Loomer AND Ted Cruz? Yikes.

I say if he takes the plane, we do no upgrades to it. Who cares if there are listening devices all over it? his phone is hacked by everyone, and he tells our enemies all our plans anyway. And if it's not safe to fly? well, it's his choice if he wants to fly in it. Heck make him the pilot - his brother was a pilot so I'm sure the felon-in-chief thinks he can fly planes.

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Lynn Van Haren's avatar

Let him pay for the upgrades himself if he plans to keep it. Or let his billionaire sycophants pay for it

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arne link's avatar

Yes, each of them could add their own spy equipment. How special.

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DuduLovesBubu's avatar

Fat Boy is now saying he's not going to fly in it. It's only for his library. That motherfucker will lie about everything. There needs to be stronger language than lying sack of shit.

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Anne's avatar

right. sure he won't fly in it. uh huh.

we need so much stronger language for him! but then we get in trouble yet again - some columnist complained dems were saying "fuck" too often. Really? If not now, when? He can be a foul-mouthed whiny asshole, and - crickets. A couple democrats say fuck and now we're all using horrible language. ok, rant over..

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Dave Drell's avatar

A library without books — his “ library” will just be for idol worshipping… him being the idol.

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shee-rah's avatar

There will never be a Trump library unless he steals more documents when/if he leaves the White House - although he could put all the unsold copies of the Trump Bible in it.

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Sister Artemis's avatar

Well, here's a thought, and just hear me out: what if we DIDN'T spend a fuckwad of taxpayer money on refitting the flying trash palace, and let him sink his own ship?

Probably wouldn't work, but a girl can dream....

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Lynn Van Haren's avatar

No taxpayer money should be used unless the flying whorehouse stays a property of the US

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Sharon Hudnall's avatar

Trump is our Muammar Gaddafi! I can see the new Airfart One grounded and converted into a museum to this ludicrous Gilded Age. In fact, the plane should actually BE the Trump Library, parked at Mar-a-Lago or next to Ivana"s grave on the golf course in NJ, with weeping MAGA pilgrims paying hundreds to tour it.

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Caroline (OR)'s avatar

I'm getting stoned as I'm reading and practically chocked on the smoke at Airfart One :)

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arne link's avatar

and the rest of can pay to piss on it.

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MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

I had the same thought. No retrofitting, and if we’re lucky, it’ll fall out of the sky with him and all his henchmen on board.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

🙏🙏🙏

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Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

I am thinking that plane is programmed to fly into Trump Tower maiden voyage.

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Patty Peek's avatar

Sheesh. Wonder if his Big Mac was wrapped in gold? UNBELIEVABLE 🤦🏽‍♀️

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Kim Nesvig's avatar

Yikes… I wonder if there were gold plated toys included in his Happy Meal.

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Patty Peek's avatar

Maybe even a little gold plated sword🤣

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Angie Longenecker's avatar

Gold plated toy soldiers for his birthday party 6/14.

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Chris Craddock's avatar

For once, I have no words. We've got the worlds biggest grifter in the whitehouse, with an openly fascist cabinet and armed government agents disappearing people off the streets. And for the media and most of the people it's just another wednesday.

Doesn't everyone see we're now a fascist dictatorship, or am I the insane one?

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Morgan OCailleigh's avatar

You're definitely NOT insane....

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Rhesus's avatar

When is a bribe not a bribe?

When Trump calls it a gift.

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Nancy Potter's avatar

I'm all for our Very Special Boy Donnie getting two scoops of ice cream with his pie, because you know that it's the premium extra-high butterfat kind of ice cream, and every little bit of cholesterol helps. But ice cream and cream pie as part of the same dessert?

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Lynn Van Haren's avatar

Trump’s gluttony surprises you?

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Mary Hall's avatar

Whipped cream belongs on a cream pie, not ice cream. I immediately thought, "Who dafuq does that?" when I first read the sentence.

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PTW's avatar

and the pie with the double scoops of ICE CREAM is chocolate CREAM pie. My god, the cholesterol is clogging my arteries just typing that!

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Wendy🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

The Mother protect us all Jeff, hes such a fucking AssWaffle. And lets be entirely fair, happy meals are all we are going to be able to afford, if he and his cronyism crew of ass-clowns get away with all their budget bullshit.

And on that note - here comes the fucking science.

https://thistleandmoss.com/p/the-psychology-of-trump-voters-the

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SethTriggs's avatar

This kind of thing is fine, even with the modern Taney Court 2.0, because President Klan Robe is the representative of the unreconstructed in America. And he is the continuous poke in the eyes to the rest of us by those same unreconstructed. They are comfortable, even as they destroy their own lives, they'll make things worse for the vulnerable minorities they hate. That's why they voted for him.

They do not care about this sort of corruption because hey, he's on THEIR side against the vulnerable minorities that hates. Nothing else matters.

And wow, the Saudis even had the McCafe branding on that trailer. That's just absolutely twisted. Could you imagine a country rolling out a custom Baskin Robins trailer for Joe Biden? Just utterly clownshoes.

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HI2thDoc's avatar

The rethuglicans have done an effective job in weaponizing people's fears and resentments, so they are easily manipulated. It helps that their cognition is dwarfed by their emotional immaturity.

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