hi. Jeff of the Future here to note that Trump was allowed to lie about his height and weight, and his arraignment was not televised. but we didn't know that would be the case when I wrote the piece.
Let’s stand him up beside Biden, dollars to doughnuts Trump has shrunk at least 3 inches. Just look at his rounded shoulders and those ugly arms just hanging beside his fat body. Now let’s take a look at Biden, tall, shoulders back and as straight as an arrow. Tell me again Donny boy, how tall you are and your weight stark naked. Yuk, better keep some clothes on lest you freak out the young women who idolize young men bodies.
That could be true but let me ask you this: since this mug shot was going to be a huge moneymaker for him don’t you think he’d want to have as much control as he could get?
Furthermore, considering everything with Trump is about image, image, image, and considering that he probably has friends on the inside that could pull some strings for him, I’m going with that it was all planned that mug shot
So fucking angry about Kalief Browder and so many others we never hear about. I know such heinous events are a daily occurrence in our broken justice systems but this rage will never go away until the endemic structural institutional corruption is seen to be being confronted and dissolved. Maybe not even then… 💔
I'm not only angry about Kalief Browder, but angrier that I'd never heard of his story until today, and that I've had to think about Donald Trump every goddamned day since 2016!
My mother and I were discussing Kalief after reading this piece. If he were white, would he have been forgotten/left by the guards? Probably not. We're white, and recognize the privileges granted to whites.
And another thing, if I were Jack Smith, Fani Willis, any of the judges in the criminal cases, I would say lifelong secret service detail is no longer a perk. It’s definitely not a right.
Honestly, I believe they have no fucking protocol for secret service in jail- that’s why he’s not in jail. It will take them forever to figure it out. That poor kid sent to Rikers - senseless and criminal. Prayers for that young kid- heartbreaking and prayers that big fucking orange piece of shit hears the cell door lock behind him. Not in the practice for praying for bad things to happen to people- but, just this once.
Hunter Biden, being the son of a current president, has Secret Service protection. that doesn't stop the GOP from calling for his immediate imprisonment
How ironic! The hypocrisy is deep inside the magat infested Swamp of The Grand Old Party,so’s the putrid stench of its traitors and their Nazi 🐷 leader!
I’ll bet Donito Wannabe-Dicktastor-for-a-day will continue to get 2 scoops of ice cream with dinner after he’s incarcerated. And maybe his SS security may get only one or zero scoops, so they may become resentful, and guard him like Jeffrey Epstein was.
Do you think the orange cats ass will get McDonald’s delivered? It’s my theory that he is still alive because his McDonald’s diet has caused premature embalmment. If he doesn’t get his Big Mac, can you imagine the hew and outcry from his deluded base? How unfucking fair it is!
Brilliant juxtaposition. I’m seething with rage at the treatment of Kalief and at the treatment, meted out by LDFF, of the Central Park Five. The right’s campaign for law and order is racist, as always. And the right likes to whine when their big, fat, ugly, stinky white guy gets a few much deserved lessons in the rule of law.
Exactly—the profiling and leaking their names was part of what made it so awful. Worse, nobody outside of the VILLAGE VOICE and Joan Didion was saying "Hey, wait a minute—have the cops done any DNA testing?" (which was available at the time). DNA tests weren't done until 2002 when lifer Matias Reyes, who's Puerto Rican (not Black), had bragged to a cellmate about having done the rape, who flipped on him to a prison guard! They proved conclusively that he had been the rapist, and that the five now-adult defendants (who'd spent over a decade in prison by then) hadn't.
I checked to see if Giuliani had been NYC Mayor then, but no—it was Ed Koch, who was less OPENLY bigoted than His Rudeness but still not what you'd call a "defender of the non-White community". Trump, of course, bloviated about it at the time (how somebody with such a tiny puckered asshole of a mouth can make so much noise is beyond me!), but he was just one of the chorus in the general rush to make a sensation over the case. Of course the cops got confessions—they're very good at coercing false confessions out of scared kids, and it "fit the narrative".... 🤬
When it comes to Black People, Giuliani will just go off into Bigot Cloud-Cuckoo-Land, and insist he knows some "deeper truth" that he never has to bother proving!
I think the five men he's attacking in this article should sue him for continuing to defame them as well, so he ends up living on the street begging for money to drink Ripple.
Lest we forget, orange cheeto geezus paid $85k for a full page ad in 4 newspapers demanding the reinstatement of the death penalty for 5 underage teens. I am fairly certain there was no apology when the 5 were exonerated 12 years later.
Thanks for the memories. How many more will we generate in 2024. Reading you helps keep this 87-year old somewhat sane. Keep speaking in the vernacular ... it reaches a lot more people that way.
Wow. Absolutely disgusting. I so appreciate your reminding us of our justice system's partiality toward the rich and powerful....and white. Your posts keep me going, Jeff. I often share them with others. Thank you very much.
Many in this community have suggested you put a book together-you have SO MUCH to reflect upon. This is a good example-and thank you for reminding us of the Kalif tragedy. This coming year is gonna be a helluva chapter in our history.
“Cry me a fucking river-“ and then fall in it and drown your sorry ass! OMG-day after Christmas and THIS is what is coming out on my fingertips??!! 🤷🏻♀️
hi. Jeff of the Future here to note that Trump was allowed to lie about his height and weight, and his arraignment was not televised. but we didn't know that would be the case when I wrote the piece.
But he's 6'2" and 225. Just like Tom Brady.
He said he was 6'3" and 215. Celsius on the weight. Or maybe that's Trump's weight on the Moon.
If only we could find out after a one way trip.
Oops, he's even taller and thinner than I remembered!
😆😆😆😆
Hahahahaha!~
And I'm 6' ans 139 pounds!
Hey. Me too and I'm ready to try out for the women's beach volleyball team! 😂.
Olympic crew for me, but I respect your choice!
So am I which is why I was elected Miss Universe!!😆
Let’s stand him up beside Biden, dollars to doughnuts Trump has shrunk at least 3 inches. Just look at his rounded shoulders and those ugly arms just hanging beside his fat body. Now let’s take a look at Biden, tall, shoulders back and as straight as an arrow. Tell me again Donny boy, how tall you are and your weight stark naked. Yuk, better keep some clothes on lest you freak out the young women who idolize young men bodies.
Eeeewwww. Nudey trump makes me want to burn my eyeballs. Just. No. 😁
Talk to the 🖐🏻 and tell me another one.
ikr?
But he does say he has very manly hands🍄
Strawberry blonde ffs!
Plus that mug shot of his was obviously shopped to make him look like a TV star. Someone set that up. Someone okayed that.
That could be true but let me ask you this: since this mug shot was going to be a huge moneymaker for him don’t you think he’d want to have as much control as he could get?
Furthermore, considering everything with Trump is about image, image, image, and considering that he probably has friends on the inside that could pull some strings for him, I’m going with that it was all planned that mug shot
I guarantee it.
What a stark contrast. Thank you for keeping Kalif's tragedy in people's minds.
So fucking angry about Kalief Browder and so many others we never hear about. I know such heinous events are a daily occurrence in our broken justice systems but this rage will never go away until the endemic structural institutional corruption is seen to be being confronted and dissolved. Maybe not even then… 💔
I'm not only angry about Kalief Browder, but angrier that I'd never heard of his story until today, and that I've had to think about Donald Trump every goddamned day since 2016!
My mother and I were discussing Kalief after reading this piece. If he were white, would he have been forgotten/left by the guards? Probably not. We're white, and recognize the privileges granted to whites.
Thanks Jeff. I do hope his cell mates and cell block neighbors treat him with the dignity and kindness he so richly deserves.
Mmm, I love the smell of snark in the morning.
Smells like...victory.
Some day this war will end...
I see what you did there 😉
😎😎😎
I am curious about one thing: will the Secret Service be in the cell with him or in the cell next to him?
Perhaps just the ones responsible for wiping their text messages. They can use their time to think about why obstruction of justice is a crime. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/secret-service-jan-6-text-messages-erase/
Excellent idea.
And another thing, if I were Jack Smith, Fani Willis, any of the judges in the criminal cases, I would say lifelong secret service detail is no longer a perk. It’s definitely not a right.
Actually, it is--Obama changed the law back to lifetime Secret Service protection.
I think he’ll end up in minimum security federal prison in solitary confinement. Security and all.
Wait. Do they have solitary in minimum security federal prisons?
Honestly, I believe they have no fucking protocol for secret service in jail- that’s why he’s not in jail. It will take them forever to figure it out. That poor kid sent to Rikers - senseless and criminal. Prayers for that young kid- heartbreaking and prayers that big fucking orange piece of shit hears the cell door lock behind him. Not in the practice for praying for bad things to happen to people- but, just this once.
Hunter Biden, being the son of a current president, has Secret Service protection. that doesn't stop the GOP from calling for his immediate imprisonment
How ironic! The hypocrisy is deep inside the magat infested Swamp of The Grand Old Party,so’s the putrid stench of its traitors and their Nazi 🐷 leader!
Apparently it's NOT THAT HARD! https://www.wsbtv.com/news/local/atlanta/just-jail-former-secret-service-agent-says-pres-trump-security-preparations-similar-hotel/EIW5ACJIYRBFLJAMNEDLWWGQG4/
I’ll bet Donito Wannabe-Dicktastor-for-a-day will continue to get 2 scoops of ice cream with dinner after he’s incarcerated. And maybe his SS security may get only one or zero scoops, so they may become resentful, and guard him like Jeffrey Epstein was.
Do you think the orange cats ass will get McDonald’s delivered? It’s my theory that he is still alive because his McDonald’s diet has caused premature embalmment. If he doesn’t get his Big Mac, can you imagine the hew and outcry from his deluded base? How unfucking fair it is!
Luscious thought!
Thank you!
You get one
Brilliant juxtaposition. I’m seething with rage at the treatment of Kalief and at the treatment, meted out by LDFF, of the Central Park Five. The right’s campaign for law and order is racist, as always. And the right likes to whine when their big, fat, ugly, stinky white guy gets a few much deserved lessons in the rule of law.
Oh, Gods! What happened to the Central Park Five was unconscionable—as was the MSM's eager editorializing about it (remember "Wilding"?):
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Central_Park_jogger_case
Yep. Followed by profiling and harassing.
Exactly—the profiling and leaking their names was part of what made it so awful. Worse, nobody outside of the VILLAGE VOICE and Joan Didion was saying "Hey, wait a minute—have the cops done any DNA testing?" (which was available at the time). DNA tests weren't done until 2002 when lifer Matias Reyes, who's Puerto Rican (not Black), had bragged to a cellmate about having done the rape, who flipped on him to a prison guard! They proved conclusively that he had been the rapist, and that the five now-adult defendants (who'd spent over a decade in prison by then) hadn't.
I checked to see if Giuliani had been NYC Mayor then, but no—it was Ed Koch, who was less OPENLY bigoted than His Rudeness but still not what you'd call a "defender of the non-White community". Trump, of course, bloviated about it at the time (how somebody with such a tiny puckered asshole of a mouth can make so much noise is beyond me!), but he was just one of the chorus in the general rush to make a sensation over the case. Of course the cops got confessions—they're very good at coercing false confessions out of scared kids, and it "fit the narrative".... 🤬
Rudy was United States Attorney for the Southern District of New York in 1989.
https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/darrensands/giuliani-trump-has-a-pretty-solid-basis-for-saying-central-p
Wow.
When it comes to Black People, Giuliani will just go off into Bigot Cloud-Cuckoo-Land, and insist he knows some "deeper truth" that he never has to bother proving!
I think the five men he's attacking in this article should sue him for continuing to defame them as well, so he ends up living on the street begging for money to drink Ripple.
Agree 💯
Lest we forget, orange cheeto geezus paid $85k for a full page ad in 4 newspapers demanding the reinstatement of the death penalty for 5 underage teens. I am fairly certain there was no apology when the 5 were exonerated 12 years later.
https://heavy.com/entertainment/2020/08/central-park-five-donald-trump/
Nope. Not a word of apology. Fuckwad and Giuliani doubled down on the claims.
https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/darrensands/giuliani-trump-has-a-pretty-solid-basis-for-saying-central-p
Heartbreaking. Two Americas.
Thanks for the memories. How many more will we generate in 2024. Reading you helps keep this 87-year old somewhat sane. Keep speaking in the vernacular ... it reaches a lot more people that way.
No family for Christmas. #Smellytrump doing his all cap furious truths said it all. Sounds pretty fair to me. RIP Kalief Browder.
Thanks. Sometimes the hardest, saddest truths need to be told by those known for their funny side.
Humor goes down so much more easily
Wow. Absolutely disgusting. I so appreciate your reminding us of our justice system's partiality toward the rich and powerful....and white. Your posts keep me going, Jeff. I often share them with others. Thank you very much.
Tragic. Thank you, Jeff, for keeping Kalief’s memory alive.
Fuck Trump.
Many in this community have suggested you put a book together-you have SO MUCH to reflect upon. This is a good example-and thank you for reminding us of the Kalif tragedy. This coming year is gonna be a helluva chapter in our history.
“Cry me a fucking river-“ and then fall in it and drown your sorry ass! OMG-day after Christmas and THIS is what is coming out on my fingertips??!! 🤷🏻♀️
😂
If it's Donald "I Never Read MEIN KAMPF" Trump?
I can't think of anything better to enter!
To Chump I dedicate the song “Tears of a Clown”. Stop whining you fucking ingrate. Any one of us would be rotting in jail awaiting trial.
To Kalief I dedicate “Everybody Hurts”. I’m sorry you couldn’t hold on. I hope you’re at peace.
I'm putting you up for a Pulitzer for this one.
I enjoy every piece you wite. Keep going through 2024!!!
This saga will continue......