Jeff, this is one of your best. Thank you for the laugh — it helped quell my daily anxiety attack, which may escalate to more than one per day quite soon.
i have to take my BP meds before reading all this... and it helps.
Jeff's brilliant humor makes it even better to intake.. Haven't watched MSM in over a year including Rachel Maddow and Lawrence O'Donnell.
They do speak truth but it is so damning that no one of power who matters listens and nothing gets done about it. I'm barely hanging on to Jeff Tiedrich because I cant just be 100% in the dark LOL
Excellent point about "the only laugh I had". I haven't even bothered with laughing for the past few days. It's getting way too serious and dangerous for that.
You have to practice self care or we won't make it through this. We all need to fight this f'er together. He's TOTALLY insane. Self Care, sister. We can do this but ONLY together. Go watch the funniest movie you can. Take a break from the news for a few hours.
Not in the mood for funny yet. I feel like I'm a detective following a scent (phew! it really stinks), and don't want to lose my track. I've been reading extensively and started a substack, just for myself, to keep track of things. So far, I've written around 150 posts in the past two weeks. I am staying sane by staying on top of (close to) everything. It's a balancing act. Not time to get off the high wire yet. (To my astonishment, I guess people see "substack" by my name, they look, and I suddenly I have 350 followers!)
I used to think they would kill us all out of malice. Now I have to wonder if, instead, it will be out of pure, blinding ignorance. Then I have to consider which would be worse...
A small, ugly, mushroom-shaped spigot with a WEAK STREAM of water that dribbles out of a pathetically inadequate pinhole. The bespoke, faux-gold plated bathroom fixture will be signed by its artist, Stormy Daniels.
I have my coffee overlooking the San Francisco Bay at sunrise 🌅 I think I missed the flotilla this morning...but, hey, I'm not too alert until I get my 8am teidrich jolt.
Yes lol I forgot to mention in what I wrote that the actual military lives up & down all of California on the shore areas & inside among us - lolol - if there was any kind of movement ALL OF CALIFORNIA WOULD HAVE KNOWN WAY BEFORE HE COULD EVEN BEGIN TO BRAG ABOUT IT ALL..The reality of their choice has not hit them yet but it will - the magic swipe of his pen is a blanket swipe - they just have felt it yet..🙋♀️🇺🇲
I know that Syphilis Shitpant's cholesterol stroke is hiding somewhere. Come out, come out wherever you are. I would pay to watch him drool on his bib and overflow his colostomy bag.
The real story is "Intelligent journalists regurgitate Idiocracy leader Donny's latest nap fantasy. They fail once again to ask 'Why did he say that?'"
What's next? "President issues Executive Order declaring winner of the Super Bowl. Before the game is played! Winning team MAGAs praise his genius."
Truth is, Donnie wants the military to storm into cities, creating more fear and chaos..another recession would serve the Uber wealthy, we’re watching this shit inreal time sadly!!
News from the Blanco Casa, yes folks he’s not sending the best he’s not employing the best and there are no as in zero good people occupying Blanco Casa. No they are sending rapists, drugged druggies, stealing sons a bitches, those that “bot CA water supply” and sell it in bottles out of the state, dropouts, cop killers and many gun dealers selling wildly to anyone for money or in trade for minor girls and boys. Not the best! We must send them away to countries where maybe their ancestors came from. Be willing to take a bullet and put it in your fucking gun to kill yourself it’s what is best for my country.
seriously, I woke up, looked at my phone, saw the screen shot and was all THIS IS WHAT I'M WRITING ABOUT TODAY and my immediate next thought was no, I can't. there's no way this isn't a fake tweet
It's breathtaking. I mean, what in the hell is it gonna take? He's a fucking lunatic! The only reason Repubs arent saying ENOUGH OF THIS has to be Dump has incriminating info/photos of them. (See lewd texts to Cassidy Hutchinson)
My dear sister totally believed all that crap and her husband died of Covid as a result. She was bemoaning the fact that she couldn't get any Ivermectin. Anyway, he left her a LOT of money so maybe she had a plan, IDK.
He learned a little of this from Daddy Vlad... he has dirt on all the rethugs now. Hell, Putin may have collected the dirt and dumped it in The Orange Menace' lap.
I'm not sure he needs the dirt. They have just rushed to obey in advance. This is to protect their position of power and to keep the bribes flowing freely.
Robert Reich has a caption contest each Sunday morning. Two days ago, the cartoon was a picture of MLK Jr looking down from heaven upon the Trump inauguration.
Jeff: Most malignant narcissists do not get to this level of power (fortunately) but we are seeing a real life demo of what happens when they do. Escalate to frenzy? To a manic episode?
I absolutely cannot figure the Democratic Leadership out... tRump turns real, live, violent felons out on the streets and they put out tweets mildly describing their objection... Come on guys! Hire a decent PR person to give you some useful material and responses...
I get 10 emails a day from the DNC begging for money. Imagine how much cash would flow in if they told the truth? Stupidity like Donny's is a huge opportunity for the DNC to gain advantage. HUGE! Instead, they lay low. The Dems need a Churchill or Abbie Hoffman or George Carlin to get on every platform and laugh their ass off at Donny. Laughingstock!
When I receive DNC funding requests I unsubscribe. Where I can I let them know they won’t receive another dime from me until I see action by the Dems in Congress!! The horror was six Democrats voting to approve the dog killer for Homeland Security!!
Only 10??? Geez, I get pages and pages of them. And for the record, I never open them. The money I gave them last year was even less valuable than spending it on beer. It ends up in the same place, but the beer is actually fun.
My Dem rep is a stupid old fart who should have been gone by now. I intend to work to primary him in 2026 if he doesn't retire. He just issued a mealy-mouthed email about the funding freeze that essentially said nothing - sounded like Susan Collins in its "concern". No brains, no spine, no guts, no balls - a summation of the Democratic Party.
Exactly! Keep after these guys. Trump has tens of thousands of lies. Senior members of both houses say stupid stuff. The whole bunch are flip floppers. That used to be a big deal years ago. Make a new trump book or Bible, put his shit in there. Call it "The chronicals of __________" Put all their shit in there. Put the gang of 6 justices crap in there too...his frigging followers dont know he's a piece of crap. They don't like liars and floppers.....show that the billionaires and corporations get handouts too. They dont like freeloaders...show pictures of all the big, tough, muscley men who love to dress in drag. Whether its John Wayne or Reagan..cops...Gulianni...drag parties and shows used to be popular and raised money for causes. They don't like drag either. Religion....hmmm..touchy subject, huh....just keep repeating "FREEDOM OF RELIGION " And kill em with our kindness....eventually the followers will "Look up."
Keep the pressure on these pouty whiny bitches....they will crack I hope. 💪 we have a long way to go.
I saw it first this morning on Facebook and thought someone was being funny. Instead, we find that this is actually true and as usual, demented Donnie is trying take credit for something that was too far out in the cosmos to have ever happened. As fuckface continues to play golf and make shit up that would have most of us folks experience a 72-hour visit to the cracker farm, we have wonder if the application of the 25th Amendment is not far off. Either that or MAGAs are pretty fucking stupid to believe this shit.
I'm a lifelong Democrat and I couldn't be more disappointed in them. It's like they've completely rolled over and given up. Why aren't they out there every day calling out this lunacy for what it is and fighting with everything they have?
Man I so agree! I said to someone else maybe a third “People’s Party” will emerge. I could see AOC, Crockett, Duckworth, even Kinzinger and Cheney (I can’t believe I just typed that) to put the needs of people over greedy dishonest politics. I’m dreaming! 😂
Perhaps it might be worth putting some pressure on Murkowski to switch parties or at least become an Independent. She seems to be out of step with the MAGA wing.
Donny's diapers aren't the only thing full of shit. His brains are also fecal. How in the fuck did the stupidest person alive get the Big Chair? We could have had healthcare, but instead we get endless dumbassedness.
Because the neoliberal oligarchs bought him. Now, they're going to crash the economy and make more billions. And by doing that they will justify stripping the government of its powers. They will give that power to King Shitpants. They've done it with every Republican administration. It's coming. The greedy whores of humanity have a plan. Amerikkka.
Absofuckinglutely spot on Lisa, it’s great to see someone paying attention to the fucking Con! Allowing FDIC to back Ponzi schemes should have been a tell, even the willfully ignorant would understand!!
Lisa, how would crashing the economy make more billions for the oligarchs? How would that justify stripping the government's powers? The words "crashing the economy" always scares me to death, but won't the wealthy suffer too?
The Great Depression provides a roadmap for the Uber wealthy Teri, the Reagan engineered recession as well as the most recent example the subprime lending crisis. All of which the rich benefited hugely. Buying up failed banks, for pennies on the dollar, businesses as well. Then filching our tax dollars in bailouts ring any bells?
Where In the world is the Democratic party and their fierce opposition? I can't find it. Where are the press conferences on the steps of Congress? Where is Kamala Harris and why isn't she holding a huge press conference to rally the Democratic support for an opposition party, not just us individuals? Help, I'm drowning in a sea of lies.
My question exactly. The Democrats need to GET OFF THEIR ASSES!!! This is the most unbelievable thing yet. 🤦♀️🤦♀️ My head hurts from banging it on the table.
Chuck Schumer’s gentle-patrician-mild-scold posts drive me crazy. I replied to a recent one saying we’d like to see some hardball, Chuck…or at least some ratcheted up righteous indignation! (not that he read it…argh!)
And meanwhile, Jeffries' statement about "Oh well, God will always be there.." GMAFB. You weren't elected sit back, let them destroy things and let God sort it out.
I say this every single day. Where is the Democratic party ??? Besides us. The only thing I can think is they all fell down the rabbit hole with the rest of us and we're the only ones who have managed to climb out. Dear sweet baby Jesus, have mercy on us.
I did. I asked them why they hated us so much. Why they support only white privilege and their wealth. Why do they show complete ignorance to facts. Why do they support voter suppression Jim Crow laws to win elections and throw 4 million votes in the trash. Why do they hate women so much. I asked a lot of questions. No answers of course. Only silence.
Exactly! Okay, the mediabros, I can understand, they want to keep their own grift going by being the taintlickers they are. But seriously, where are the Democrats to call out this bullshit as loudly as humanly possible?
Recall when the Heritage mouthpiece said that 'the rev olution would be bloodless if you allow it'?? The Dems have stood down deliberately. They are a nonentity now. We are on our own.
Where's Harris!? Really!?..this is the month of January 2025..Harris was a V.P. who was forced to step out into the political arena because ALL OF A SUDDEN THE DULY ELECTED PRES.BIDEN WAS NOW TOO OLD ETC ETC!!..
She could have been in the power seat if people would have stood behind her with their VOTES!..LOL..BUT NO🤷♀️..so leave her name out of it the choice has been made with or without the votes need
What confuses me, he originally said that the giant faucet was in Canada, so why did the military invade California? Sigh, this particular lie is going to be overshadowed by a dozen other preposterous lies by the end of the week and may soon be forgotten.
☝️🤣 u remembered he said it was in Canada lolol..good point out!👍🏻...What dipshit didn't actually know as another reader here pointed out..California has its many bases up & down the coast areas along with bases inside among the people!..If the military was moving all us Californians would know even before he could print out his bragging rights on another fatal attempt to make a joke out of a tragedy that affectted the very people he is suppose to serve- represent & protect ..*foot note this was one of the many fatal jokes he has shot off to those who at no fault of their own r trying to get thru horrific tragedies- he loves to stomp on them & then while looking into cameras brag & laugh at them
well, to be fair... there's no obvious difference between his mouth and his rectum. Shit pours out of both. It's a good thing he wears an adult diaper😆
Kay-El, yes for daily tracker of pardoned J6 insurrectionists receiving, arrested, jailed. Add category for those who die, and why/how. One J6er has been shot dead by police.
Just as we Californians suspected: Dumbshit confused the California Aqueduct with a gigantic water spigot.
He’s even more crazy than we feared. Long-term amphetamine abuse can fry your brain and cause confusion and hallucinations. The mango moron has reached that point.
Details from Wikipedia:
The Governor Edmund G. Brown California Aqueduct is a system of canals, tunnels, and pipelines that conveys water collected from the Sierra Nevada and valleys of Northern and Central California to Southern California. Named after California Governor Edmund Gerald "Pat" Brown Sr., the over 400-mile (640 km) aqueduct is the principal feature of the California State Water Project.
The aqueduct begins at the Clifton Court Forebay at the southwestern corner of the Sacramento–San Joaquin River Delta. The aqueduct then heads south, eventually splitting into three branches: the Coastal Branch, ending at Lake Cachuma in Santa Barbara County; the West Branch, conveying water to Castaic Lake in Los Angeles County; and the East Branch, connecting Silverwood Lake in San Bernardino County.
The aqueduct serves 35 million people and 5.7 million acres of farmland.
The Department of Water Resources (DWR) operates and maintains the California Aqueduct, including one pumped-storage hydroelectric plant, Gianelli Power Plant. Gianelli is located at the base of San Luis Dam, which forms San Luis Reservoir, the largest offstream reservoir in the United States.
The Golf Tracker says CF was golfing Sunday. Shouldn't he have been in DC in the Situation Room, planning this military invasion of CA with the top military members? Or did he call hogsbreath & tell him to handle it?
HIs claim will be that he was in touch and in control at all times, because while the rest of the federal workforce is banned from working from home, Trump is entitled to work from golf course.
Well come on now! The MAGAroons have been completely untethered from reality forever. They live in a fantasy world full of goodies and baddies and strong men with tears in their eyes, begging their dotard leader to save them from whatever fever dream they woke up with a minute ago. For those morons, up is down, day is night and Agent Orange is a strong powerful leader sticking it to the libs and making ‘murrica great agin. So this is all on brand.
I guess when you’re trying to spin bullshit, there’s a danger of getting too close to the edge and then being drawn into the whirling vortex. I feel sympathy for the California state agencies that have to try to respond to Donald’s ravings. Did he mean the canals? Oh, well, his nimble mind will move on to some other subject worthy of it. Meanwhile, did you hear the story of Eric’s noxious tweet that he had to pull down after 20 minutes?
Does His Deranged Orange Convicted Farting Lordship smoke grass on top of the rest? He is becoming the laughing stock of the world, all by himself. Good boy, good boy. He is gonna be removed by his own morons quite soon. For the lobotomy he will tell the surgeon: drill baby drill! But hopefully this does not happen after having destroyed the country and killed the dollar! No dollar… no debt anymore? Enjoy the shitshow!
Not even the freaking HINDUSTAN TIMES believed Trump's story. What a maroon! He also wants CA to have enough water to make the tumbleweeds green again. They are never green. That's how the Russian Thistle reproduces. Dry balls blow across the land. MATG...Make America's Tumbleweeds Green! New hat. Taking orders...
And the tumbleweeds are an invasive species anyway. Southern Cal got rain over the weekend. There's snow on mountainsides that were on fire two weeks ago. In a couple months, the chapparal will be green, from the rain, and how long it stays green will depend on how much more rain there is. There are no sprinkler systems in the Angeles National Forest to keep the vegetation green year-round.
Yeah, the faucet brigade… I figured it was a hack into his account. Still would prefer to think that than to accept that this guy, THIS GUY, commands the support of the Heritage folks running the new dictatorship because they see him as a credible figurehead.
for any daily chronicler of the news, waking up to Donny declaring military victory over California is a gift from heaven
Jeff, this is one of your best. Thank you for the laugh — it helped quell my daily anxiety attack, which may escalate to more than one per day quite soon.
That rump said that and that his followers praised him for it raised my BP a bit. Thankfully Jeff has it under control; definitely one of his best.'
i have to take my BP meds before reading all this... and it helps.
Jeff's brilliant humor makes it even better to intake.. Haven't watched MSM in over a year including Rachel Maddow and Lawrence O'Donnell.
They do speak truth but it is so damning that no one of power who matters listens and nothing gets done about it. I'm barely hanging on to Jeff Tiedrich because I cant just be 100% in the dark LOL
Rachel's on every day again, did you hear? Check out Indivisible.com. There are answers and responses. We have to fight this together. Please help!
I'm sure Gavin Newsom will issue a rebuttal.
"Thankfully Jeff has it under control" Well said.
We're in the same boat.
The willfully ignorant love Trumps bravado, we live in a land full of of imbeciles Connie!!
Holy shit is right. The only laugh I had was completely sardonic. I get more frightened about our future every day.
Excellent point about "the only laugh I had". I haven't even bothered with laughing for the past few days. It's getting way too serious and dangerous for that.
You have to practice self care or we won't make it through this. We all need to fight this f'er together. He's TOTALLY insane. Self Care, sister. We can do this but ONLY together. Go watch the funniest movie you can. Take a break from the news for a few hours.
Not in the mood for funny yet. I feel like I'm a detective following a scent (phew! it really stinks), and don't want to lose my track. I've been reading extensively and started a substack, just for myself, to keep track of things. So far, I've written around 150 posts in the past two weeks. I am staying sane by staying on top of (close to) everything. It's a balancing act. Not time to get off the high wire yet. (To my astonishment, I guess people see "substack" by my name, they look, and I suddenly I have 350 followers!)
I used to think they would kill us all out of malice. Now I have to wonder if, instead, it will be out of pure, blinding ignorance. Then I have to consider which would be worse...
RIght?!?!?!?!
"Holy fucking shit!" is right, Connie. I mean, this is just plain NUTS! When are the guys going to show up with the butterfly nets?
Like others, I literally lost it at "the Fightin' Spigoteers"!
So, they were 'tapped' for the mission?
vorpal, you just won the comment section for today.
😂😂
Vorpal 😂😂😂
Omg, what a great retort.
I see a LOGO 😂😂😂
I see a PRODUCT:
A small, ugly, mushroom-shaped spigot with a WEAK STREAM of water that dribbles out of a pathetically inadequate pinhole. The bespoke, faux-gold plated bathroom fixture will be signed by its artist, Stormy Daniels.
😂😂. That’s good!!!
To me spigot sounds like a swear word. “Just spigot yourself and the hose you rode in on!"
Or, 'what kind of a spigot bigot are you anyway?'....
Frick’it, you spigot bigot!!!!
🤣🤣🤣
Thank you for that! 😂
I know. Fortunately, I had finished drinking my coffee so there were no mishaps.
US Army invades California? There are already tons of military bases in California with thousands of troops. Duh...!!
They took San Francisco in a pincer movement. After doing so, the "down-low" GIs were all over Castro Street...
A bizarre fact of reality is that every military base in CONUS has a gay bar near it....
…where tall, sweaty, brawny men gather and pledge their allegiance to Dear Leader!
With tears in their eyes. You forgot that part of the dream.
But I thought Hegseth claimed the military under Biden was nothing but women, trans people, and wimpy little men who were afraid to give orders.
Correct, and that's what drove him to drink.
😆😆😆😆
Nancy, and the gays. Are ALL women to be banned in our military? Or just no combat?
With tears in their eyes 😂
Wearing leather vests with revealing openings, it was said not by an investigating anonymous person totally aware of the gay scene!
I have my coffee overlooking the San Francisco Bay at sunrise 🌅 I think I missed the flotilla this morning...but, hey, I'm not too alert until I get my 8am teidrich jolt.
So true it pains me, that the execrable wastrel posted this truly insane dross Kathleen!!
FOTFLMAO!!!
The Wehrmacht on the job!
Yes lol I forgot to mention in what I wrote that the actual military lives up & down all of California on the shore areas & inside among us - lolol - if there was any kind of movement ALL OF CALIFORNIA WOULD HAVE KNOWN WAY BEFORE HE COULD EVEN BEGIN TO BRAG ABOUT IT ALL..The reality of their choice has not hit them yet but it will - the magic swipe of his pen is a blanket swipe - they just have felt it yet..🙋♀️🇺🇲
They making it too easy. But for the nausea and despair.
I know that Syphilis Shitpant's cholesterol stroke is hiding somewhere. Come out, come out wherever you are. I would pay to watch him drool on his bib and overflow his colostomy bag.
I try to follow the golden rule, and I would never wish death on any human being, animal or plant. Walking pieces of excrement don’t count, though.
Fuck the golden rule. The gloves are off. This is war.
Exactly and Trump is staging a coup on our government.
Thank you so much for this information, Karen! I've had the hardest time with that.
Yo Drumpf! The Memory Care Unit called and want you back there!
STAT!
LOVE THIS!!!
😂😂😂😂
There's a truly excellent Broadway show waiting to be written.... Lin Manuel Miranda, we need you. I'm waiting for that Broadway show.
The real story is "Intelligent journalists regurgitate Idiocracy leader Donny's latest nap fantasy. They fail once again to ask 'Why did he say that?'"
What's next? "President issues Executive Order declaring winner of the Super Bowl. Before the game is played! Winning team MAGAs praise his genius."
Excellently played Burke!!
Truth is, Donnie wants the military to storm into cities, creating more fear and chaos..another recession would serve the Uber wealthy, we’re watching this shit inreal time sadly!!
He wants a civil war. Then he can declare war on civilians. The fucking Supreme Court will give him a free pass.
"intelligent journalists regurgitate Idiocracy leader Donny's latest nap fantasy" because it's easier than going to jail.
...declaring military victory over a spigot.
KP, 🏆 ROFL!!!
All this because Canada is holding our large ass faucet truck hostage.
and we're gonna keep on doing so! just as soon as we locate it
“I can’t believe that this lazy fuck was golfing while our brave soldiers were putting their lives on the line in California.” 😂🤣
Not to mention it was raining buckets in LA yesterday!
News from the Blanco Casa, yes folks he’s not sending the best he’s not employing the best and there are no as in zero good people occupying Blanco Casa. No they are sending rapists, drugged druggies, stealing sons a bitches, those that “bot CA water supply” and sell it in bottles out of the state, dropouts, cop killers and many gun dealers selling wildly to anyone for money or in trade for minor girls and boys. Not the best! We must send them away to countries where maybe their ancestors came from. Be willing to take a bullet and put it in your fucking gun to kill yourself it’s what is best for my country.
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
NO. FUCKING. WAY. 🤦♀️ I had to read this twice to make sure you weren't goofing around.
Democrats? Hellloooo???? Jump outta your Yoga class, snuff out the incense, and do something about this insanity.
"the Fightin’ Spigoteers" 😂😂 Damn, you're so good.
seriously, I woke up, looked at my phone, saw the screen shot and was all THIS IS WHAT I'M WRITING ABOUT TODAY and my immediate next thought was no, I can't. there's no way this isn't a fake tweet
It's breathtaking. I mean, what in the hell is it gonna take? He's a fucking lunatic! The only reason Repubs arent saying ENOUGH OF THIS has to be Dump has incriminating info/photos of them. (See lewd texts to Cassidy Hutchinson)
JUST WOW.
Just wait until the sheep start talking.🐑🐑
Tails of ivermectin…. 🐑🐑🐑
My dear sister totally believed all that crap and her husband died of Covid as a result. She was bemoaning the fact that she couldn't get any Ivermectin. Anyway, he left her a LOT of money so maybe she had a plan, IDK.
I'm so sorry for you. I have a brother who is twisted too. His wife dying on a ventilator and he's still all RFK, Jr'd out....
I think they have, based on what Jeff included. However, the actual sheep I have known were vastly brighter!
And as a farm kid, I can tell you that's a low bar. Sheep are very stupid.
Yep! 🤣
LOL!!
When Trump talks about the Giant Spigot, you know he's in the mushiest part of his brain.
He learned a little of this from Daddy Vlad... he has dirt on all the rethugs now. Hell, Putin may have collected the dirt and dumped it in The Orange Menace' lap.
I'm not sure he needs the dirt. They have just rushed to obey in advance. This is to protect their position of power and to keep the bribes flowing freely.
I believe Leon has ALL the dirt now. Trump will never be able to get rid of him.
What’s dumber than dumb:
Tumbleweeds
OR
The Water Invasion????
I’m voting Water Invasion.
They love the power he's given them. They won't let go of it.
The Repubs dare not cross Dumbass because he will threaten to primary them in the next election, and Musky will foot the bill for the campaign.
Robert Reich has a caption contest each Sunday morning. Two days ago, the cartoon was a picture of MLK Jr looking down from heaven upon the Trump inauguration.
The winning caption was: "I have a nightmare!"
https://robertreich.substack.com/p/sunday-caption-contest-sightseeing
Yeah, my immediate thought as I began to read your piece today. It seemed too insane even for the head sewer clown. But, apparently not! 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
Right.
Jeff: Most malignant narcissists do not get to this level of power (fortunately) but we are seeing a real life demo of what happens when they do. Escalate to frenzy? To a manic episode?
And you nailed it Jeff. Saw you on Bluesky first but always pass you on. What a cock-up.
I absolutely cannot figure the Democratic Leadership out... tRump turns real, live, violent felons out on the streets and they put out tweets mildly describing their objection... Come on guys! Hire a decent PR person to give you some useful material and responses...
I get 10 emails a day from the DNC begging for money. Imagine how much cash would flow in if they told the truth? Stupidity like Donny's is a huge opportunity for the DNC to gain advantage. HUGE! Instead, they lay low. The Dems need a Churchill or Abbie Hoffman or George Carlin to get on every platform and laugh their ass off at Donny. Laughingstock!
When I receive DNC funding requests I unsubscribe. Where I can I let them know they won’t receive another dime from me until I see action by the Dems in Congress!! The horror was six Democrats voting to approve the dog killer for Homeland Security!!
Only 10??? Geez, I get pages and pages of them. And for the record, I never open them. The money I gave them last year was even less valuable than spending it on beer. It ends up in the same place, but the beer is actually fun.
Or setting fire to the money. That way you could at least enjoy the flames.
Chris I’m in Philly have a Troegs IPA right now. Can confirm!
Good choice!!!
God forbid they do something useful like suggesting that you join your local Democratic party and attend a meeting
I really miss Carlin.
We Dems have Jeff. I laugh my ass off every day reading his Substack.
I'm volunteering for that job... right here, right now.
Jamie Harrison has been an unmitigated disaster.
I so agree with you...I've been saying if they cant figure out what to say, hire a good PR/AD agency. Hell, I'll do it. 😂😂
Democratic Leadership?!
I am sorely disappointed.
There's "leadership *wink wink*" (Schumer, Durbin), and there are those who act like leaders (Crockett, AOC, Duckworth)
Yes go with a real doctor like Rand Ayn.
My Dem rep is a stupid old fart who should have been gone by now. I intend to work to primary him in 2026 if he doesn't retire. He just issued a mealy-mouthed email about the funding freeze that essentially said nothing - sounded like Susan Collins in its "concern". No brains, no spine, no guts, no balls - a summation of the Democratic Party.
Raskin was all over the pardon insanity in the House, few others though Susan/Stephen!!
Raskin is awesome-but we need More.
I hear Jim Acosta is free.
I hope he lands somewhere he can keep sticking it to the MAGAroons.
Hire the folks at The Lincoln Project!
Exactly! Keep after these guys. Trump has tens of thousands of lies. Senior members of both houses say stupid stuff. The whole bunch are flip floppers. That used to be a big deal years ago. Make a new trump book or Bible, put his shit in there. Call it "The chronicals of __________" Put all their shit in there. Put the gang of 6 justices crap in there too...his frigging followers dont know he's a piece of crap. They don't like liars and floppers.....show that the billionaires and corporations get handouts too. They dont like freeloaders...show pictures of all the big, tough, muscley men who love to dress in drag. Whether its John Wayne or Reagan..cops...Gulianni...drag parties and shows used to be popular and raised money for causes. They don't like drag either. Religion....hmmm..touchy subject, huh....just keep repeating "FREEDOM OF RELIGION " And kill em with our kindness....eventually the followers will "Look up."
Keep the pressure on these pouty whiny bitches....they will crack I hope. 💪 we have a long way to go.
I saw it first this morning on Facebook and thought someone was being funny. Instead, we find that this is actually true and as usual, demented Donnie is trying take credit for something that was too far out in the cosmos to have ever happened. As fuckface continues to play golf and make shit up that would have most of us folks experience a 72-hour visit to the cracker farm, we have wonder if the application of the 25th Amendment is not far off. Either that or MAGAs are pretty fucking stupid to believe this shit.
Both, Rick.
Like
The Water Warriors smh
LOL!!
Sounds like a fraternity kegger.
I'm a lifelong Democrat and I couldn't be more disappointed in them. It's like they've completely rolled over and given up. Why aren't they out there every day calling out this lunacy for what it is and fighting with everything they have?
Man I so agree! I said to someone else maybe a third “People’s Party” will emerge. I could see AOC, Crockett, Duckworth, even Kinzinger and Cheney (I can’t believe I just typed that) to put the needs of people over greedy dishonest politics. I’m dreaming! 😂
Well, we have to rebuild. Liz and Adam, I would welcome too. I wish I knew more about Lisa Murkowski. Def not Susan Collins
Perhaps it might be worth putting some pressure on Murkowski to switch parties or at least become an Independent. She seems to be out of step with the MAGA wing.
Cowards.
The Dems lay low.
Something they have down to a fine art
Donny's diapers aren't the only thing full of shit. His brains are also fecal. How in the fuck did the stupidest person alive get the Big Chair? We could have had healthcare, but instead we get endless dumbassedness.
There are two types of "Big Chairs". He's in the wrong one.
Because the neoliberal oligarchs bought him. Now, they're going to crash the economy and make more billions. And by doing that they will justify stripping the government of its powers. They will give that power to King Shitpants. They've done it with every Republican administration. It's coming. The greedy whores of humanity have a plan. Amerikkka.
Absofuckinglutely spot on Lisa, it’s great to see someone paying attention to the fucking Con! Allowing FDIC to back Ponzi schemes should have been a tell, even the willfully ignorant would understand!!
1000%!! It is a fucking Ponzi scheme. A back door to launder money!
Whores are exactly who these motherfuckers are!
Yep, they are whoring butt licking mother fuckers. Who would take the nickels off their dead mother's eyes.
One would think but just look at the posts from those RWNJs thinking Dear Leader is serious.
Patrick, you've given me a job. Research who allowed the FDIC to back Ponzi schemes.
Lisa, how would crashing the economy make more billions for the oligarchs? How would that justify stripping the government's powers? The words "crashing the economy" always scares me to death, but won't the wealthy suffer too?
Read Thom Hartmann today on Substack.
The Great Depression provides a roadmap for the Uber wealthy Teri, the Reagan engineered recession as well as the most recent example the subprime lending crisis. All of which the rich benefited hugely. Buying up failed banks, for pennies on the dollar, businesses as well. Then filching our tax dollars in bailouts ring any bells?
Patrick - gotcha. Thanks, I'm not great at all the oligarchs' tricks. Even in a depression, they get richer. smh
That's why we have guillotines.
“Endless dumbassedness” is the perfect description of those MAGA Xeets.
Where In the world is the Democratic party and their fierce opposition? I can't find it. Where are the press conferences on the steps of Congress? Where is Kamala Harris and why isn't she holding a huge press conference to rally the Democratic support for an opposition party, not just us individuals? Help, I'm drowning in a sea of lies.
My question exactly. The Democrats need to GET OFF THEIR ASSES!!! This is the most unbelievable thing yet. 🤦♀️🤦♀️ My head hurts from banging it on the table.
Chuck Schumer’s gentle-patrician-mild-scold posts drive me crazy. I replied to a recent one saying we’d like to see some hardball, Chuck…or at least some ratcheted up righteous indignation! (not that he read it…argh!)
These old farts need to step aside. They are NOT getting the job done.
And meanwhile, Jeffries' statement about "Oh well, God will always be there.." GMAFB. You weren't elected sit back, let them destroy things and let God sort it out.
If that were a thing it should have happened long ago. “God” is supposed to work through people and their god seems to be a psychopath.
I say this every single day. Where is the Democratic party ??? Besides us. The only thing I can think is they all fell down the rabbit hole with the rest of us and we're the only ones who have managed to climb out. Dear sweet baby Jesus, have mercy on us.
The left is full of the same Uber wealthy that stand to benefit hugely from another recession Jan!!
Patrick, how does a recession benefit the wealthy?
The lower classes are more desperate and will work for less money. Properties can be acquired on the cheap.
I'm calling them and sending emails. Be a pain in their ass.
Ditto Lisa!!
I'm calling Democratic Senators today and ripping them a new asshole.
Why don't you try calling the Republicans and inundating their offices?
I did. I asked them why they hated us so much. Why they support only white privilege and their wealth. Why do they show complete ignorance to facts. Why do they support voter suppression Jim Crow laws to win elections and throw 4 million votes in the trash. Why do they hate women so much. I asked a lot of questions. No answers of course. Only silence.
Exactly! Okay, the mediabros, I can understand, they want to keep their own grift going by being the taintlickers they are. But seriously, where are the Democrats to call out this bullshit as loudly as humanly possible?
Call them. The ones I am calling today are telling me they're getting flooded with calls today. They need to hear from us now!
Complicit of coarse Dina, “When we fight we win” makes more sense if you spend time watching the game unfold!!
Recall when the Heritage mouthpiece said that 'the rev olution would be bloodless if you allow it'?? The Dems have stood down deliberately. They are a nonentity now. We are on our own.
Yikes!
Where's Harris!? Really!?..this is the month of January 2025..Harris was a V.P. who was forced to step out into the political arena because ALL OF A SUDDEN THE DULY ELECTED PRES.BIDEN WAS NOW TOO OLD ETC ETC!!..
She could have been in the power seat if people would have stood behind her with their VOTES!..LOL..BUT NO🤷♀️..so leave her name out of it the choice has been made with or without the votes need
1. Not being able to tell a water pump from a faucet is analogous to Orange Fuckwit not knowing the difference between his mouth and his rectum
2. We now need a daily tracker for the number of J6ers heading back to prison.
What confuses me, he originally said that the giant faucet was in Canada, so why did the military invade California? Sigh, this particular lie is going to be overshadowed by a dozen other preposterous lies by the end of the week and may soon be forgotten.
He can’t keep his lies straight.
He doesn't have to his cult laps it up, no matter what!
But he wants his military straight. He's not confused about that, the scum-hawk.
Yes, they'd rather see straight men killed in battle than gay men. Go figure, except I think it's another example of not understanding consequences.
well come on now dummy! They both start with "C". What more do you need? <sigh>
☝️🤣 u remembered he said it was in Canada lolol..good point out!👍🏻...What dipshit didn't actually know as another reader here pointed out..California has its many bases up & down the coast areas along with bases inside among the people!..If the military was moving all us Californians would know even before he could print out his bragging rights on another fatal attempt to make a joke out of a tragedy that affectted the very people he is suppose to serve- represent & protect ..*foot note this was one of the many fatal jokes he has shot off to those who at no fault of their own r trying to get thru horrific tragedies- he loves to stomp on them & then while looking into cameras brag & laugh at them
well, to be fair... there's no obvious difference between his mouth and his rectum. Shit pours out of both. It's a good thing he wears an adult diaper😆
But can’t get the fucker to wear a mask
Kay-El, or maybe a casket if we're lucky.
I’m not picky
😂😂
Kay-El, yes for daily tracker of pardoned J6 insurrectionists receiving, arrested, jailed. Add category for those who die, and why/how. One J6er has been shot dead by police.
Is it awful that that makes me feel happy?
No.
Yes.
Love this Kay-EI, you left out the dead ones track!!
Just as we Californians suspected: Dumbshit confused the California Aqueduct with a gigantic water spigot.
He’s even more crazy than we feared. Long-term amphetamine abuse can fry your brain and cause confusion and hallucinations. The mango moron has reached that point.
Details from Wikipedia:
The Governor Edmund G. Brown California Aqueduct is a system of canals, tunnels, and pipelines that conveys water collected from the Sierra Nevada and valleys of Northern and Central California to Southern California. Named after California Governor Edmund Gerald "Pat" Brown Sr., the over 400-mile (640 km) aqueduct is the principal feature of the California State Water Project.
The aqueduct begins at the Clifton Court Forebay at the southwestern corner of the Sacramento–San Joaquin River Delta. The aqueduct then heads south, eventually splitting into three branches: the Coastal Branch, ending at Lake Cachuma in Santa Barbara County; the West Branch, conveying water to Castaic Lake in Los Angeles County; and the East Branch, connecting Silverwood Lake in San Bernardino County.
The aqueduct serves 35 million people and 5.7 million acres of farmland.
The Department of Water Resources (DWR) operates and maintains the California Aqueduct, including one pumped-storage hydroelectric plant, Gianelli Power Plant. Gianelli is located at the base of San Luis Dam, which forms San Luis Reservoir, the largest offstream reservoir in the United States.
More here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/California_Aqueduct
Apparently, maintenance is performed on the aqueduct during the non-growing season (winter) which explains a recent 3-day shutdown.
Thanks for the education 😁
The Golf Tracker says CF was golfing Sunday. Shouldn't he have been in DC in the Situation Room, planning this military invasion of CA with the top military members? Or did he call hogsbreath & tell him to handle it?
HIs claim will be that he was in touch and in control at all times, because while the rest of the federal workforce is banned from working from home, Trump is entitled to work from golf course.
Hogsbreath would’ve answered: Let me finish this bottle o’ vodka and I’ll see if anyone here knows what to do,, hiccup!
Dave, LMAO!!
Well come on now! The MAGAroons have been completely untethered from reality forever. They live in a fantasy world full of goodies and baddies and strong men with tears in their eyes, begging their dotard leader to save them from whatever fever dream they woke up with a minute ago. For those morons, up is down, day is night and Agent Orange is a strong powerful leader sticking it to the libs and making ‘murrica great agin. So this is all on brand.
There are two types of "Big Chairs". He's in the incorrect one.
Sorry, Chris. This reply was meant for Kevin.
No worries, I got the gist!🤣
I gather you mean his high chair, the one that mommy used to put him in and give him his bottle.
sure.. ;)
Or the Electric Chair.
I guess when you’re trying to spin bullshit, there’s a danger of getting too close to the edge and then being drawn into the whirling vortex. I feel sympathy for the California state agencies that have to try to respond to Donald’s ravings. Did he mean the canals? Oh, well, his nimble mind will move on to some other subject worthy of it. Meanwhile, did you hear the story of Eric’s noxious tweet that he had to pull down after 20 minutes?
Eric is SUCH A DUMBASS!!
The fuck said obey or else. What Cha gonna do, asshole?
The gloves are off! That little pillock
Agreed without knowing what the stunod tweeted Susan!!
and he's supposed to be the smart one?🤪
Yes. Terrifying. Ridiculous. And terrifying.
Richard, you made me chuckle as you managed to use 'Donald' and 'nimble' in the same comment. Thanks, man, I needed that right now.
Glad to do it! “The Weave” can only be done by someone who is to deep thinkin’ what Brian Boitano was to ice skates. WWBBD?
WHAT did it say???
He was saying a golden age was coming and that anyone in the way of it would be dealt with
And did he write this on the 80th anniversary of the liberation of Auschwitz?
I’m assuming he meant a golden age for the oligarchs.
Thanks.
Eric Trump Posted them to took it down soon? Or is it fake? https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/eric-trump-american-golden-age/
Do tell Richard!!!
Does His Deranged Orange Convicted Farting Lordship smoke grass on top of the rest? He is becoming the laughing stock of the world, all by himself. Good boy, good boy. He is gonna be removed by his own morons quite soon. For the lobotomy he will tell the surgeon: drill baby drill! But hopefully this does not happen after having destroyed the country and killed the dollar! No dollar… no debt anymore? Enjoy the shitshow!
he's been the laughing stock of the world since before his first term. Who could forget this gem....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nIhBZqZBmQ
It's only going to get worse, at least until the broligarchs fit him up for a padded cell so their boy Vance can really fuck us over.
OMG why isn't he in an asylum for the criminally insane.
Giant faucet turned on? T makes a real mushbrain to come up with that one plus his fantasy military spigot openers.
Why aren't the legacy media fucks in asylums after all the sanewashing of this malicious piece of racoon-shit-induced encephalitis.
MAGA Would say...'Diane, it's the faucet is just a metaphor for the power of the Prez to compel SoCal to have water' 💧
But as we see, his followers are so mushbrained, they believe it.
I see Giant faucet toys in the making! After all, this is California. 🤓
Does anyone else feel like they’re in the Twilight Zone?
One Step Beyond 👽👻🤯🤪
Idiocracy. Substitute Ivermectin for Brawndo.
“This IS the Other Place.”
Not even the freaking HINDUSTAN TIMES believed Trump's story. What a maroon! He also wants CA to have enough water to make the tumbleweeds green again. They are never green. That's how the Russian Thistle reproduces. Dry balls blow across the land. MATG...Make America's Tumbleweeds Green! New hat. Taking orders...
And the tumbleweeds are an invasive species anyway. Southern Cal got rain over the weekend. There's snow on mountainsides that were on fire two weeks ago. In a couple months, the chapparal will be green, from the rain, and how long it stays green will depend on how much more rain there is. There are no sprinkler systems in the Angeles National Forest to keep the vegetation green year-round.
Good to hear!
One week down, 207 to go.
Someone please do something!
Thank you Jeff and fellow Substackers 💙
Yeah, the faucet brigade… I figured it was a hack into his account. Still would prefer to think that than to accept that this guy, THIS GUY, commands the support of the Heritage folks running the new dictatorship because they see him as a credible figurehead.
He’s nothing but a useful idiot Neal!!