So, I saw this in Raw Story and Jonathon Larsen's column...tomorrow you should write about how commanders are urging troops to: "not be 'afraid' as to what is happening with our combat operations in Iran right now," that non-commissioned officer said in a complaint filed Monday. "He urged us to tell our troops that this was 'all part of God’s divine plan' and he specifically referenced numerous citations out of the Book of Revelation referring to Armageddon and the imminent return of Jesus Christ."
"He said that 'President Trump has been anointed by Jesus to light the signal fire in Iran to cause Armageddon and mark his return to Earth,'" the complaint continued. "He had a big grin on his face when he said all of this which made his message seem even more crazy."
Sadistic end times bullshit has been a staple of evangelical Christianity since it's inception. Given how badly it's metastasized into the military in particular, it's not surprising to hear about that. If anything, it's surprising we haven't heard more of it and sooner.
I just know they have never read or heard the Gospels. They have the impression that Jesus was all about condemning sinners, hating the homosexuals, screaming at women as they went into Planned Parenthood, and selling investment portfolios. Their Jesus drove over immigrants in his solid gold chariot, scolded women for working outside the home, and complimented them on their tattoos, big breasts and puffed up lips, bleached blonde hair - covered, of course, with a veiled MAGA hat. He told the men to keep their women in line with strict discipline and perpetually pregnant while the men worked as "money changers" on Wall Street.
This is fun! I could keep going....but I won't. *sigh
elseweb: whenever you ask "What Would Jesus Do?" remember that flipping over tables in a place of worship and chasing out the moneygrubbers with a horsewhip is among the options.
Fundies tried to read the whole Bible, liked Genesis, sort of liked Exodus, got bogged down in Leviticus, so they skipped to Revelation so they could say they read it cover to cover. Therefore they conclude that religion is all about creationism, Israel, sexual purity rules, and end times scenarios.
Lucius, yes, it is sadistic. Why Christians would find that appealing, I never could figure out. The most punishing recorded act of Jesus was overturning the tables of the money changers and chasing them away from the temple. Other than that Jesus was known for healing the sick and feeding the hungry and advising his followers to treat others as they themselves wish to be treated.
Jesus also kills a tree for not bearing fruit out of season, uses a racial slur to refer to the woman at the well, and in revelations he slaughters a lot of people.
Big J is just as inconsistent and contradictory as the rest of the Bible.
Actually it is the reverse. Jesus spoke to a Samaritain woman at the well. At that time Jewish men were forbidden to talk to a Samaritain and actually forbidden to address any woman.
Apparently the location of the Air Force Academy in Colorado Springs is ground zero for the Book of Revelations (which is mostly bullshit) and End Times Evangelism in the military. Instead of bombing Iran back into the Paleolithic era, we can burn out the rot infecting the military...starting with THEM.
Yeah--I was thinking about this yesterday, while everyone in the administration was trying to come up with a new explanation of why we're at war......
The reason we are bombing the shit out of Iran, in order to get Iran to bomb the shit out of other Middle Eastern nations, is so that the Christian loons running the US can get their rapture. Apparently, their god won't do it until the Middle East goes up in flames.
We can't forget that the Jewish people need to build their third temple so Jesus can come down and preside over the sacrifices. I'm not making this up.
As they all should. They swear an oath to the Constitution, the nation, and the rule of law, not to the illegal dictates of a singular raving psychopath who’s bypassing all of those entities.
How do you convince a congregation full of Jesus lovers that they should fully get behind yet another irresponsible war of choice waged by another Republican president who has no concern about the consequences of his actions that will inevitably result in countless innocent casualties?
If you’re John Hagee, the firebrand preacher behind the non-denominational Cornerstone Church in San Antonio, Texas, you air a literal pro-war infomercial right before the start of your “Epic Fury”-themed sermon.
Hagee spent the next 40 minutes injecting his poisonous propaganda directly into the veins of his congregation, telling them (without citations, naturally) that Trump had “tried to reach a peaceful solution with Iran to no avail.” He ignored the nuclear deal President Obama made with Iran which constrained its ability to build such weapons—which Trump later dismantled due to ignorance, jealousy, or a toxic mix of both—referring to it backhandedly as a “bribe to keep the peace.” And he insisted that now Israel “could enter a season of unprecedented peace,” ignoring how Benjamin Netanyahu has been a cheerleader for war for his political advantage.
Oh my fucking god. Drunky Pete is going full-on GI Joe cosplay and his minions are singing Onward Christian Soldier. Meanwhile, a war-not war is being waged by America because Donny is Bibi’s lapdog.
Wow Susan. That is fucking scary. Dr Strangelove is alive and well….uh…not exactly well but alive nonetheless.
A cautionary tale becomes a very real reality. God help us all ( well, if there actually was a god, and he was a decent dude, or woman, he would strike down Trump and all his crazy enablers. That not having happened puts the final nail in the coffin and closes the case that there is in fact no god)
And don’t give me that bullshit about “don’t sell god short…he works in mysterious ways” — no, no, no! He doesn’t work at all. He plays golf every other day…and never stops cheating at it. It’s true. Ask maga.
Completely agree…. the “Christian” right is pushing for their moment. I hope all of them are hovered up into the rapture and leave the rest of us alone. Just crazy.
“Preventative” cream?? It failed to prevent whatever the fuck disease it is, that’s visibly eating away at him. That disease needs to finish him off NOW, before he finishes off all of human civilization
I can't believe I clicked on that TS link but since I have, I am wondering how it is possible for the mad king to have built up the arms supply to this unlimited amount at the same time Biden ran through them. FFS.
And we also know that the couchfucker clip is old because he expressed empathy, which we all know is verboten now.
That makes sense if understand that in Trump's world, he is the only person who matters. So forever means until he is gone when the world will cease to exist.
I think you're right. There is a chemotherapy cream that is applied to precancerous lesions for a few weeks and as it kills the cells, it causes irritation/scabs that heal once the cream is no longer used. That doesn't seem to explain his hand, though.
It seems like nobody mentioned it to him and now that he's been made aware from media reports and photos, it will be covered in the same makeup foundation as his hands and/or that devilish wrap-around scarf he donned recently. The explanations should be ... interesting.
It looks like shingles which is dormant in our bodies if you've ever had chicken pox. Stress can bring it on. He should probably be under contact isolation. Let's roll him and his whacked out cabinet members in the gaudy gold drapes and throw them in the pit that used to be the East Wing. It's in Piss Drunk Pete's bible about throwing the evildoers into the pit. Let's go Old Testament on their asses.
Come to think about it……Trump wants to go out with a Bang, somebody should make that happen…..sooner than later. He and Bennie are two despots and are clinging to power….I don’t know about you, but I am sick of that little bastard in Isreal sucking the life out of American money and support.
About that thing on his neck, I especially delighted in the theory of him suffering the agony of shingles!
but having been treated for ak’s and basal cell skin cancer, it’s a whole lot more likely that the product Fluorouracil aptly also referred to as FU is the culprit. It’s painful as hell, but unfortunately that pain is only temporary
Also piss drunk Pete and his Armageddon war to volley forth Jesus armed with an AK-47 and nuclear missiles on a white horse has been pounded into the brains of our military by their commanders. Somebody please make it stop.
The "rash" looks like shingles to me, and I hope it hurts like hell. There. I said it. BTW, GOP senators sent a warning to Dipshit about Iran not ... I dunno, getting out of hand? Too late, junior dipshits, that missle has flown.
All that time playing golf certainly hasn’t helped his looks (never a good looker from the get go; worse yet with the toll time takes. Ewww, those piggy eyes). Any bets he’s using a chemo cream to mitigate a skin cancer condition?
From research and discussion with doctors in my family, there's a good chance that he is getting some form of aggressive chemotherapy for any of several possible reasons and the veins in hands have collapsed so they've gone to using one on his back or neck. That can cause ezcema, which would be treated with the corticosteroid cream they listed.
Donny's neck thing (could it be leprosy? an inflamed boil? an infected hickey?) who knows/ He's like Chaucer's Summoner, who was rotting from the INSIDE. Or maybe his Cook, who sported a suspicious "mormal"--Middle English for "pox" or "The Frenchmen's Disease")?
My laughter gizmo thingie in my brain is broken by the constant stream of unimaginable horror coming from this administration and the people who support it.. I don’t know if it will ever be fixed.
I've always had an issue with laughing in inappropriate situations, I think it is a defense mechanism; but I am on overload these days. I could not have dreamed, in my worst nightmare, that we would ever end up in this situation.
Unlike people wanting him to die, I want him to live long enough to experience the humiliation of seeing his "legacy" destroyed from removing his name from buildings to taking down all the tacky gold trim in the Oval Bordello to rebuilding the Rose Garden and East Wing.
Absolutely right Daniel! Better yet, make him physically put back the rose garden starting with giving him a sledgehammer and make him manually remove the concrete parking lot that he covered it with. And then after he has a heart attack and dies have Eric, Donnie Jr, Kushner, the furniture rapist, nut job secretary of war take over one by one. Those that survive should then be slaves to the families of all soldiers and everyday Americans who were murdered because of Trumps actions and statements.
Justice still will not have been served but it would be a step in the right direction.
A demon absentmindedly walks the halls of the WH, stopping now and again to post some brain defect on his lies antisocial app. He looks around with glee to find his typewriter assistant to check it. He stumbles on hearing the words “Sir, sir” from here, there, and everywhere. They echo with giant reverberations in his head. He makes his way to the special room set up for his thrice daily infusions into his hand of ghastly chemicals attempting to keep him awake and alive. He is edgy, irritated, and belligerent after the infusion. He writes more on lies antisocial. Onward to the Oval where the most evil, unelected, unselected demons among the staff hands him more edicts and a sharpie to scribble his name. He has no idea what they say and doesn’t care. He waves off demon Miller. Types more on his app.
I have been a pacifist my whole life. I don’t step on bugs, I crouch down to watch them. I admire birds flitting about in their daily search for food.
Since 2015 a deep hatred has been growing inside me. It hurts my heart to feel this. I’ve always been a happy, go lucky person and I’m now morose, filled with rage, that we live in this time of supervillains in power. My tum hurts all the time and I don’t get much sleep.
The freaks bringing about and cheering on end times suck. I can’t wait until they are no longer.
I am for convicting and imprisoning every member of this cabinet for which the law and the facts support their prosecution. I'm willing to accept that it may not be 100%. I want justice, not vengeance. Of course I will not shed a tear if Trump dies in prison.
Joyce, we think alike! Make em work. Put them all together and try to get one honest days work from all of them put together— it’s not possible. They don’t know what that is. “What is this work thing?” “Can’t I just pray and have god do it?” “Isn’t that his job?”
I agree. I woke up from a weird dream last might and couldn’t get back to sleep worrying about EMPs and my daughter who lives alone 100 miles away and and and…and I really wish the US wasn’t as stupid as it is to have elected this lying, grifting, moron and his band of fools .
I did too. Had a nightmare, which is rare, at 2:45 AM, and could not fall back asleep - also rare these days. Don't recall the dream, but it must be related to the fact tRump/hegseth have the nuclear codes, etc.
My cat reacted to my nightmare and crawled into bed with me - a steadfast pal. But guess I must have let out a yelp or two.
the grift, corruption & incompetence are overwhelming, no doubt. wish a lot, including that we were not forced into this very stupid timeline, and have to process all the insanity every day while just trying to live our lives, get by.
I go out into the wilderness with my dogs, every day. I also microdose 🍄 to deal with all of this fucking shit. Thank goodness for this community or I would be on the floor curled in a ball, crying, and swearing uncontrollably. The stupid has to stop soon…how is that 🍊💩👜 still alive?
I usually say prayers. During the night I decided that there is no god if he could let all this evil happen. I was thinking about the fact that little immigrant girls who got raped as they were trying to get to the U.S and now are pregnant are being sent to a concentration camp in Texas, where ALL abortions are banned. So Texas and all republican politicians are responsible for forcing a little girl to grow a baby and give birth, which is really dangerous for little girls. Fuck this shit. I hate goddamn republicans.
Jodi, that’s the question that vexes us all. Where is god when you really need him? Apparently he “isn’t”. If there was a god he wouldn’t let this happen. Or perhaps he resides in another location.
That's the only industry that won't lose money in all this mayhem. Although the Canadians have been doing a bang-up job bankrupting Kentucky distilleries.
Sipping wine while making dinner and waiting for the lunar eclipse helped. I remember being in British Columbia the morning after the election. My friend said don't sugar coat this. It's going to get really bad. I think that you were in Alaska!
I was with my energy healer friend the night we learned T💩p "won" in 2016. I actually threw up just thinking about him being my USCG son's commander, something I hadn't done in decades. My friend checked in with her higher contacts and told me it would be a shitshow but ultimately, would help humanity to make progress much quicker. Maybe she's right because if T💩p wasn't where he is we probably wouldn't even be thinking about the Epstein Files, which let us see into that Pandora's Box of Evil. As more is revealed, I believe we will learn that all of this horrible shit is connected -- drugs, money laundering, sex slaves, kidnapping, murder, treason, etc., etc., etc.
I have always thought of T💩p as the modern-day Caligula. If you've never seen the movie -- don't -- it is very disturbing and at this point too fking close to home.
Handy also took a photo during the closed-door testimony and released it, and now she's having a fit because she got in trouble for it. Her defense is that secretly taking and distributing a photo during a closed-door hearing is only against the rules and so she could do it.
Could someone just throw a bucket of water on her so she'd melt already?
Boebert is frozen at 14, about the age she was when she dropped out of school and started reproducing. Her interrogation of Hillary was totally "babysitter on gummies."
President Miller is a psychopathic sadist who is having a grand time persecuting immigrants and any citizen who defends them; Three Shirts long ago announced that he wanted to burn it all down, because he's just a nihilist.
Seth, as you know, nothing is safe as long as Trump is on the loose.
I agree with you that Trump appears as if there’s nobody at the wheel.
He looks so spacey (all the time but especially since this Iran war started) that I fear someone IS at the wheel—someone of a Manchurian persuasion. Just look at him. He looks like a hypnotized zombie, especially lately.
Look, they took out Robert Kennedy that way (and god knows how many other people).
Maybe it could be used to start an Armageddon
There’s enough kooky culty Christians in power to make it happen. All the stars have aligned:
(1) psychopath Trump, the anti-
Christ, gets the ball rolling
(2) feckless crazy republicans
Control the house and senate
(3) serial killer(and equally crazy
Netanyahoo is in power
As an aside, can’t you see Netanyahoo strapped to a nuclear bomb ala Slim Pickens in Dr Strangelove yelling “YAHOO!” as he’s dropped from a B-52 over Tehran?
Scratch that—he’s too much of a self absorbed narcissist to be a suicide bomber. He’d get somebody else to do it.
Will: good thing it was "almost" or we would have had a coffee spitting duel. I wasn't prepared to burst out laughing quite so early in Jeff's piece. He is the prince of the well-turned sarcastic phrase, but "word-adjacent noises" was king.
The worst part in this absurdist reality is, not to do a tRump and exaggerate, but literally billions of people on this planet are affected and manipulated by a handful of deranged psychopaths. Just another rhyme we have to rewrite…
Who can doubt that one of these wackos would start a nuclear war? We all live on a knife edge…. waiting for some mistake to happen; or a madman seeking revenge to lose his rational thought and hurl a missile or two!
once again, there's way too much going on to write about it all. I didn't even get to Donny's neck, which is now rotting away just like his hand.
https://bsky.app/profile/cnn.com/post/3mg45leueln2k
or this lunacy, where Donny brags about being able to go to war "forever."
https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116163464520215003
So, I saw this in Raw Story and Jonathon Larsen's column...tomorrow you should write about how commanders are urging troops to: "not be 'afraid' as to what is happening with our combat operations in Iran right now," that non-commissioned officer said in a complaint filed Monday. "He urged us to tell our troops that this was 'all part of God’s divine plan' and he specifically referenced numerous citations out of the Book of Revelation referring to Armageddon and the imminent return of Jesus Christ."
"He said that 'President Trump has been anointed by Jesus to light the signal fire in Iran to cause Armageddon and mark his return to Earth,'" the complaint continued. "He had a big grin on his face when he said all of this which made his message seem even more crazy."
Sadistic end times bullshit has been a staple of evangelical Christianity since it's inception. Given how badly it's metastasized into the military in particular, it's not surprising to hear about that. If anything, it's surprising we haven't heard more of it and sooner.
Yes, and one of the proponents of this "end times" b.s., Mike Huckabee, is our ambassador to Israel. Only the best!
The human rapture.
Do they not read any other part of the bible?
I just know they have never read or heard the Gospels. They have the impression that Jesus was all about condemning sinners, hating the homosexuals, screaming at women as they went into Planned Parenthood, and selling investment portfolios. Their Jesus drove over immigrants in his solid gold chariot, scolded women for working outside the home, and complimented them on their tattoos, big breasts and puffed up lips, bleached blonde hair - covered, of course, with a veiled MAGA hat. He told the men to keep their women in line with strict discipline and perpetually pregnant while the men worked as "money changers" on Wall Street.
This is fun! I could keep going....but I won't. *sigh
LOVED this! Great writing!
HA! 👏👏👏👏👏
elseweb: whenever you ask "What Would Jesus Do?" remember that flipping over tables in a place of worship and chasing out the moneygrubbers with a horsewhip is among the options.
Thanks Paula. I needed that post!
Nicely played Paula!
There are other parts? /s
🤣🤣🤣
No. Only the parts that confirm their own biases. The Bible is a smorgasbord, dontcha know?!
Fundies tried to read the whole Bible, liked Genesis, sort of liked Exodus, got bogged down in Leviticus, so they skipped to Revelation so they could say they read it cover to cover. Therefore they conclude that religion is all about creationism, Israel, sexual purity rules, and end times scenarios.
No, only the “good” parts!
Lucius, yes, it is sadistic. Why Christians would find that appealing, I never could figure out. The most punishing recorded act of Jesus was overturning the tables of the money changers and chasing them away from the temple. Other than that Jesus was known for healing the sick and feeding the hungry and advising his followers to treat others as they themselves wish to be treated.
Jesus also kills a tree for not bearing fruit out of season, uses a racial slur to refer to the woman at the well, and in revelations he slaughters a lot of people.
Big J is just as inconsistent and contradictory as the rest of the Bible.
The Book of Revelations is not one of the Four Gospels. No slaughtering in those, which were written nearer in time to the life of Jesus.
Actually it is the reverse. Jesus spoke to a Samaritain woman at the well. At that time Jewish men were forbidden to talk to a Samaritain and actually forbidden to address any woman.
Thank you, Lucius!
I think that is a different Christianity, not the sadistic one.
Apparently the location of the Air Force Academy in Colorado Springs is ground zero for the Book of Revelations (which is mostly bullshit) and End Times Evangelism in the military. Instead of bombing Iran back into the Paleolithic era, we can burn out the rot infecting the military...starting with THEM.
Colorado springs is home to one of the super influential evangelical churches, yeah. I can't remember which one off the top of my head.
But I completely agree with the burning though!
Wow. Crazy religious people? And here I thought they only existed in Iran. Color me flummoxed.
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Yeah--I was thinking about this yesterday, while everyone in the administration was trying to come up with a new explanation of why we're at war......
The reason we are bombing the shit out of Iran, in order to get Iran to bomb the shit out of other Middle Eastern nations, is so that the Christian loons running the US can get their rapture. Apparently, their god won't do it until the Middle East goes up in flames.
To all of them, this actually makes sense.
I wish it even could happen.
I wanna be left behind in the far better world once They are gone.
We can't forget that the Jewish people need to build their third temple so Jesus can come down and preside over the sacrifices. I'm not making this up.
Boy will they be surprised!
What is their reason for killing all those children and babies?
Are you fucking kidding. If I was one of these troops I would disobey the orders.
As they all should. They swear an oath to the Constitution, the nation, and the rule of law, not to the illegal dictates of a singular raving psychopath who’s bypassing all of those entities.
I hope when their rapture comes they all go to wherever they’re going and leave the rest of us alone. Crazy loons…🙄
But they are going off to Jesus while we get the tab...
Add this--John Hagee is having an orgasm over Trump's Iran War saying that Armageddon is at hand and JC will be doing the rapture any second now
https://www.friendlyatheist.com/p/texas-megachurch-pastor-john-hagee
How do you convince a congregation full of Jesus lovers that they should fully get behind yet another irresponsible war of choice waged by another Republican president who has no concern about the consequences of his actions that will inevitably result in countless innocent casualties?
If you’re John Hagee, the firebrand preacher behind the non-denominational Cornerstone Church in San Antonio, Texas, you air a literal pro-war infomercial right before the start of your “Epic Fury”-themed sermon.
Hagee spent the next 40 minutes injecting his poisonous propaganda directly into the veins of his congregation, telling them (without citations, naturally) that Trump had “tried to reach a peaceful solution with Iran to no avail.” He ignored the nuclear deal President Obama made with Iran which constrained its ability to build such weapons—which Trump later dismantled due to ignorance, jealousy, or a toxic mix of both—referring to it backhandedly as a “bribe to keep the peace.” And he insisted that now Israel “could enter a season of unprecedented peace,” ignoring how Benjamin Netanyahu has been a cheerleader for war for his political advantage.
2,000 years of "any day now."
Ehh Boy!🤦🤦🤦😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫
Oh my fucking god. Drunky Pete is going full-on GI Joe cosplay and his minions are singing Onward Christian Soldier. Meanwhile, a war-not war is being waged by America because Donny is Bibi’s lapdog.
Delusional 'thinking' seems to be a thing with the MAGA crowd including dear leader.
I'd definitely go AWOL if I heard that kind of shit!!
The Fucking News goes into depth on this bullshit! https://thefuckingnews.substack.com/p/jesus-christ-they-drafted-jesus-christ?r=nw357&utm_medium=ios
🤦🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻
Wow Susan. That is fucking scary. Dr Strangelove is alive and well….uh…not exactly well but alive nonetheless.
A cautionary tale becomes a very real reality. God help us all ( well, if there actually was a god, and he was a decent dude, or woman, he would strike down Trump and all his crazy enablers. That not having happened puts the final nail in the coffin and closes the case that there is in fact no god)
And don’t give me that bullshit about “don’t sell god short…he works in mysterious ways” — no, no, no! He doesn’t work at all. He plays golf every other day…and never stops cheating at it. It’s true. Ask maga.
👏👏👏👏
The fact that Trump is still alive is proof there is no god.
Will they all Rapture up? I'll pop the corn.
I’ll bring a case of beer and it’ll be a party! 😂😂
ahow about a few kegs?
JFC. I can't believe anyone uttering this drivel is in command of soldiers. When it is enough? Now. NOW. We have to stop this nonsense.
Completely agree…. the “Christian” right is pushing for their moment. I hope all of them are hovered up into the rapture and leave the rest of us alone. Just crazy.
It’s absolutely insane. All of it.
That's Not "over the top".. it's "below the bottom" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JFC
LOL The "preventative cream" is *causing* a rash.
They really think we're all as dumb as they are.
“Preventative” cream?? It failed to prevent whatever the fuck disease it is, that’s visibly eating away at him. That disease needs to finish him off NOW, before he finishes off all of human civilization
It could be a flesh-eating bacteria but I don't think we're that lucky.
I'm wondering if radiation for cancer treatment could burn the skin like that?
It can.
and yet fears he will be forgotten after the crypt is sealed ......twice .
dumbshit never heard of OPSEC. I had already emailed my congresscritters, but when I read that I had to write again.
I can't believe I clicked on that TS link but since I have, I am wondering how it is possible for the mad king to have built up the arms supply to this unlimited amount at the same time Biden ran through them. FFS.
And we also know that the couchfucker clip is old because he expressed empathy, which we all know is verboten now.
Every time I go to Truth Social I feel dirty and complicit.
I have to make a new profile, leave my comment (like, you’re a pathetic pos!), then I delete myself. Lol!
That makes sense if understand that in Trump's world, he is the only person who matters. So forever means until he is gone when the world will cease to exist.
I mean, dude's basically three untreated venereal diseases in a trench coat. It was inevitable.
Lucius that is a perfect description! Well done! The visuals on that deserves an academy nomination!
😂😂😂😂
😵💫😂😂
Only three??!! 🤣🤣🤣🤮🤢
Or the last one in a human caterpillar.
Rotting away—hope it started in his feet and is now to his neck!😡
I hope it’s something fatal.
It’s tertiary syphilis. Classic symptom
Tertiary syphilis sounds like a lovely end for him. I will visualize it and send positive syphilitic thoughts his way.
Nah. It’s likely just a precancerous skin spot. Unfortunately.
I think you're right. There is a chemotherapy cream that is applied to precancerous lesions for a few weeks and as it kills the cells, it causes irritation/scabs that heal once the cream is no longer used. That doesn't seem to explain his hand, though.
Nope. The hand is likely an injection site. For what, I don’t know.
Maybe melanoma snuck into the Epstein files and tried to strangle him?
Precancerous is still "pre"....Let's keep our fingers crossed for what comes after pre.
I wish Melanoma was Mrs. Bobbit.🔪
It's too small to get a decent grip on it. She's just waiting for him to die.
Hahaha!!! 😆
She probably does, too.
Necrotizing fasciitis certainly has an appropriate name: https://www.healthlinkbc.ca/healthlinkbc-files/necrotizing-fasciitis-flesh-eating-disease
But I'm also partial to the idea of his having contracted the New World screwworm (Cochliomyia hominivorax) from eating infected 'hamberders'.
I hope it started at his neck and is rapidly working its way in and up.
Hopefully already eating away - after all it's mostly empty!
and down too.
I think it's working from the inside out.
Encouraging!!
Maybe Putin has finally had enough of him.
😆Putin hit his bottom. Hilarious. A little radioactive cream for Donny!
Man. Wow. Yeah. 🏆
Putin loves his puppet Sharon, Russian oil is about to hit record highs!
Agreed. Leprosy could be fun (although I believe it’s now treatable).
leprosy is ssssllllooooowwwwww
It seems like nobody mentioned it to him and now that he's been made aware from media reports and photos, it will be covered in the same makeup foundation as his hands and/or that devilish wrap-around scarf he donned recently. The explanations should be ... interesting.
It definitely started in his grey matter Tess!
Yeah, it looks like the Siph.
I thought the same thing. That would be a perfect ending, wouldn't it? 🙌
Tertiary Sypylis. Ain't that a bitch!😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂
You should never get skin cream from Diddy.
Antibiotic resistant one hopes.
Yes. Syphilis
Exactly.
That’s from pulling his head out of Netanyahu’s ass.
As for dear leader, notice how excited he gets about his ballroom? The rest was just recitation. The ballroom? Oh! The BALLROOM!
It looks like shingles which is dormant in our bodies if you've ever had chicken pox. Stress can bring it on. He should probably be under contact isolation. Let's roll him and his whacked out cabinet members in the gaudy gold drapes and throw them in the pit that used to be the East Wing. It's in Piss Drunk Pete's bible about throwing the evildoers into the pit. Let's go Old Testament on their asses.
I always pray for added stress and high blood pressure for him and his cronies.
I hope it’s shingles, very painful
His brain is rotting from the inside out
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I am wating on multiple blood vessels to burst at the same time
Dear Lord, hear our prayer.
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Preferably in what passes as his brain.
That would be a stroke.... of luck. With subdural hematoma as a chaser.
Come to think about it……Trump wants to go out with a Bang, somebody should make that happen…..sooner than later. He and Bennie are two despots and are clinging to power….I don’t know about you, but I am sick of that little bastard in Isreal sucking the life out of American money and support.
About that thing on his neck, I especially delighted in the theory of him suffering the agony of shingles!
but having been treated for ak’s and basal cell skin cancer, it’s a whole lot more likely that the product Fluorouracil aptly also referred to as FU is the culprit. It’s painful as hell, but unfortunately that pain is only temporary
Also piss drunk Pete and his Armageddon war to volley forth Jesus armed with an AK-47 and nuclear missiles on a white horse has been pounded into the brains of our military by their commanders. Somebody please make it stop.
There's a cream that can cure it; Polonium-210.
The "rash" looks like shingles to me, and I hope it hurts like hell. There. I said it. BTW, GOP senators sent a warning to Dipshit about Iran not ... I dunno, getting out of hand? Too late, junior dipshits, that missle has flown.
All that time playing golf certainly hasn’t helped his looks (never a good looker from the get go; worse yet with the toll time takes. Ewww, those piggy eyes). Any bets he’s using a chemo cream to mitigate a skin cancer condition?
Preventative, my ass. It looks like genital herpes to me.
From research and discussion with doctors in my family, there's a good chance that he is getting some form of aggressive chemotherapy for any of several possible reasons and the veins in hands have collapsed so they've gone to using one on his back or neck. That can cause ezcema, which would be treated with the corticosteroid cream they listed.
Dear Lord, hear our prayer. Send your man to his final resting place - Hell.
Polonium-210 enemas.
A “preventative skin treatment”? What does that even mean?!
something like a preventive war
Donny's neck thing (could it be leprosy? an inflamed boil? an infected hickey?) who knows/ He's like Chaucer's Summoner, who was rotting from the INSIDE. Or maybe his Cook, who sported a suspicious "mormal"--Middle English for "pox" or "The Frenchmen's Disease")?
My vote is that it's Shingles. If so, he deserves that pain.
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My laughter gizmo thingie in my brain is broken by the constant stream of unimaginable horror coming from this administration and the people who support it.. I don’t know if it will ever be fixed.
I've always had an issue with laughing in inappropriate situations, I think it is a defense mechanism; but I am on overload these days. I could not have dreamed, in my worst nightmare, that we would ever end up in this situation.
Well anymore it’s laugh or cry
Or sing... potential new Adele release, "Rollin' In the Deep Shit"
Creedence Clearwater Revival could do a remake.
It's from holy water, from the latest exorcism attempt.
Same here. I think it's definitely a defense mechanism.
It can't be fixed. It needs to be burned down and something else built in its place.
Unlike people wanting him to die, I want him to live long enough to experience the humiliation of seeing his "legacy" destroyed from removing his name from buildings to taking down all the tacky gold trim in the Oval Bordello to rebuilding the Rose Garden and East Wing.
Yeah, I get it, but the damage done in the meantime...
And as his dementia progressed he would not be sentient enough to notice.
Absolutely right Daniel! Better yet, make him physically put back the rose garden starting with giving him a sledgehammer and make him manually remove the concrete parking lot that he covered it with. And then after he has a heart attack and dies have Eric, Donnie Jr, Kushner, the furniture rapist, nut job secretary of war take over one by one. Those that survive should then be slaves to the families of all soldiers and everyday Americans who were murdered because of Trumps actions and statements.
Justice still will not have been served but it would be a step in the right direction.
Daniel, I want a stroke to incapacitate him, then let him see the destruction of his nasty deeds.
The important thing is that he is aware that he is a complete and utter failure and will be remembered as such.
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Fair point. But he should be nowhere near anything or anyone that matters to anyone else while he watches us burn it down. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
And to go to jail
A demon absentmindedly walks the halls of the WH, stopping now and again to post some brain defect on his lies antisocial app. He looks around with glee to find his typewriter assistant to check it. He stumbles on hearing the words “Sir, sir” from here, there, and everywhere. They echo with giant reverberations in his head. He makes his way to the special room set up for his thrice daily infusions into his hand of ghastly chemicals attempting to keep him awake and alive. He is edgy, irritated, and belligerent after the infusion. He writes more on lies antisocial. Onward to the Oval where the most evil, unelected, unselected demons among the staff hands him more edicts and a sharpie to scribble his name. He has no idea what they say and doesn’t care. He waves off demon Miller. Types more on his app.
I have been a pacifist my whole life. I don’t step on bugs, I crouch down to watch them. I admire birds flitting about in their daily search for food.
Since 2015 a deep hatred has been growing inside me. It hurts my heart to feel this. I’ve always been a happy, go lucky person and I’m now morose, filled with rage, that we live in this time of supervillains in power. My tum hurts all the time and I don’t get much sleep.
The freaks bringing about and cheering on end times suck. I can’t wait until they are no longer.
You mean rebuild the EAST wing. That’s the one that was trashed. Who knows, by the time we are purged of this monster the west wing might need it too.
You are correct and I've edited my comment. But his additions to the West Wing, like his "portrait" of Biden as an autopen is ALSO an abomination.
After watching his "beautiful ballroom presidents have [never] been asking for for 150 years" be imploded and hauled away to the dust heap of history.
good possibility as he has made remarks about changing it too
Nah, it's gotta end like, right away. He's setting the Mideast ablaze. Gawd knows what comes next.
Sorry Daniel- I want IMMEDIATE SATISFACTION - get him into a casket asap.
Well, that would be nice too…but not if it means it will take longer to be rid of him.
Absolutely and he needs to do it from federal prison with the whole cabinet their with him...
I am for convicting and imprisoning every member of this cabinet for which the law and the facts support their prosecution. I'm willing to accept that it may not be 100%. I want justice, not vengeance. Of course I will not shed a tear if Trump dies in prison.
As long as there are golden draperies
yes
Oddly, those gorgeous golden drapes offer solace to my troubled soul in these most difficult times..../s/
and “he saved money”
like what… he got them at DollarTree?
Temu!!
Same here.
I'm going to vote for whichever Democratic candidate for president in 2028 promises to tear down the ballroom on the first day in office.
Wipe out the national debt: sell tickets for the American people to arrive on site with sledgehammers and pickaxes.
Excellent idea, Joyce!
Joyce, we think alike! Make em work. Put them all together and try to get one honest days work from all of them put together— it’s not possible. They don’t know what that is. “What is this work thing?” “Can’t I just pray and have god do it?” “Isn’t that his job?”
The only reason to delay doing so would be make it the site of new Nuremberg trials starting with Hegseth, Noem, and Bondi.
Daniel you make a good point! I could be persuaded to go in that direction…and then we could put them to work
Trump has to be among the first.
Yes! No more of this working "from the bottom up" a la Merrick Garland.
Yes, but that damn Supreme Court "immunity" ruling will make it harder.
Blow it up. (Better visual😂😂)
And give them front row seats — “all of you step over there, a little more to the left, that’s it, right next to the concrete”.
“Now, on the count of three give us your best pouty face”
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I think they should pass a bill the first day they take over allocating the money for the teardown.
The site should remain a huge gaping hole like his soul.
Or maybe donate it to Antifa for their headquarters building 🤣🤣
Things that happened while you were writing this: The Dow dropped 1,000 points. Perhaps today would’ve been a better day to depose Pam Bondi.
Touché Stephanie!
Every day has become a constant panic attack for me.
I agree. I woke up from a weird dream last might and couldn’t get back to sleep worrying about EMPs and my daughter who lives alone 100 miles away and and and…and I really wish the US wasn’t as stupid as it is to have elected this lying, grifting, moron and his band of fools .
I feel slightly better for having said that
We didn't elect him -- he and Eloon stole the election. I will go to my grave believing that.
Mary Hall I’m with you 💯!!!
100% true.
Nope. We can't adopt Blue-anon bullshit when we lose and it's all fair when we win. That's how the Q-loons play it.
I did too. Had a nightmare, which is rare, at 2:45 AM, and could not fall back asleep - also rare these days. Don't recall the dream, but it must be related to the fact tRump/hegseth have the nuclear codes, etc.
My cat reacted to my nightmare and crawled into bed with me - a steadfast pal. But guess I must have let out a yelp or two.
the grift, corruption & incompetence are overwhelming, no doubt. wish a lot, including that we were not forced into this very stupid timeline, and have to process all the insanity every day while just trying to live our lives, get by.
Mine was fretting over attracting camels with bait made of a bundle of "AA" batteries wrapped inside a cluster of bananas.
That was on Sunday,
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You’re right Eva. Truth makes us all feel a little better.
Spread truth not lies.
I could become a real alcoholic in all this. JFC!!!
I go out into the wilderness with my dogs, every day. I also microdose 🍄 to deal with all of this fucking shit. Thank goodness for this community or I would be on the floor curled in a ball, crying, and swearing uncontrollably. The stupid has to stop soon…how is that 🍊💩👜 still alive?
I usually say prayers. During the night I decided that there is no god if he could let all this evil happen. I was thinking about the fact that little immigrant girls who got raped as they were trying to get to the U.S and now are pregnant are being sent to a concentration camp in Texas, where ALL abortions are banned. So Texas and all republican politicians are responsible for forcing a little girl to grow a baby and give birth, which is really dangerous for little girls. Fuck this shit. I hate goddamn republicans.
Same!! Hate them all.
Jodi, that’s the question that vexes us all. Where is god when you really need him? Apparently he “isn’t”. If there was a god he wouldn’t let this happen. Or perhaps he resides in another location.
Are you positive that he is? He's sure not running the show.
I understand. I indulge in mindless eating. My pants are getting tight so maybe drinking is the better choice?
I run around my house without my pants screaming like a banshee nowadays.
Running naked thru the woods is a time-honored stress reliever. It works better in the country than the city, tho.
but afterwards don't forget to check every inch of your skin for ticks - or else you could live a different kind of torture....
Oh, Lord. I can't unsee that.
Clearly the healthiest option.
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Why not both?
I vape while exercising Namaste MFers
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Come on Arnie, drinking does it too (unless it’s just water)
I've lost my appetite. It's a weight loss therapy for me.
That's the only industry that won't lose money in all this mayhem. Although the Canadians have been doing a bang-up job bankrupting Kentucky distilleries.
The problem with Trump, Mingo, is that he leaves no stone unturned…and if he can’t turn it he smashes it. He kills/destroys everything he touches.
It’s amazing that after 50 years of destroying everything he touches that he has actually built a bigger following.
My faith in humanity has really taken a hit
ETTD (For those in the back -- Everything T💩p Touches Dies)
Then for the love of all things holy and unholy, can the motherfucker touch himself and end this already?
I wish Total Wine were publicly traded.
Me, too. Fortunately, my boyfriend has guilted me into remaining sober.
Sobriety is a fine thing, taken in moderation
He sounds like fun 🫤
Oh, he IS 😉!
At least you have a boyfriend.
Sipping wine while making dinner and waiting for the lunar eclipse helped. I remember being in British Columbia the morning after the election. My friend said don't sugar coat this. It's going to get really bad. I think that you were in Alaska!
I was with my energy healer friend the night we learned T💩p "won" in 2016. I actually threw up just thinking about him being my USCG son's commander, something I hadn't done in decades. My friend checked in with her higher contacts and told me it would be a shitshow but ultimately, would help humanity to make progress much quicker. Maybe she's right because if T💩p wasn't where he is we probably wouldn't even be thinking about the Epstein Files, which let us see into that Pandora's Box of Evil. As more is revealed, I believe we will learn that all of this horrible shit is connected -- drugs, money laundering, sex slaves, kidnapping, murder, treason, etc., etc., etc.
I think I was!!!
So there is an upside to the lunacy.
Gummies.
On my way…🍸🥴
Yeah, same.
I've never had hypertension, but my BP is rocketing like Chump's ego.
That may be true Skepticat, but you’ll never catch up to his ego. He’s the G.O.A.T. Of egos.
That's sadly, painfully, and frighteningly true. Dammit.
Yeah. Makes me wish I hadn't quit smoking
"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lm8fYf53SMg
I love that scene - and now it’s truly relevant.
Damn you, you beat me to it!
Well, I am a professional film critic. :)
Arrrgh. I am out-classed.
Ok, that made me laugh. I've never had the habit but sometimes I think of taking it up, just for the relief.
Ann, I hate to say but I’m right behind you. They’re trying to make Armageddon come true and they really mean it this time.
Mad Men. I guess it’s a thing
Laugh it off! he's dying...
Ok, fine. It is just taking too long, and he will nuke someone before he goes. He wants to take as many souls with him as he can.
Two for Tuesday:
Decent people abhor
This illegal immoral war
A petroleum grab
A distraction confab
That's what drumpf wants it for
Piss drunk Pete
Head full o' meat
Gets a thrill
From every kill
and illegal feat
LOL! Very nice!
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Good poem H12th Doc. I dig it
Short but sweet- it can’t be beat!
"nobody should classify this as a war. is it combat operations.”
I truly despise these idiots. 🤦♀️
Boebert thinks she's smart and Hillary owned her. STOP VOTING FOR THESE LUNATICS!
Serious question: What other world leaders have been as mentally deranged as the felon?
Caligula.
I have always thought of T💩p as the modern-day Caligula. If you've never seen the movie -- don't -- it is very disturbing and at this point too fking close to home.
Oh....Hitler, Pol Pot, Chalchesque
In his final years, after multiple strokes, Stalin was also massively unhinged. The good news is that a hilarious movie was made about his death.
4th District in Colorado is Boebert Country. Shooting Guns and Massaging Dick is their entertainment.
😂😂. I’m in line at the pharmacy and laughed so hard I think I scared people!
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Probably the guy they killed, and Trump’s partner in war crimes Netanyahu
Vlad the Impaler? Just guessing
After all these great suggestions, maybe the question should have been: Have we ever had a decent, SANE leader? 😂😂
He's on the list
Words mean nothing to Republitards
- “combat operation” is WAR -
ya more-on!
Genghis Khan
I'd say Idi Amin comes close
Thank you, Jeff, for always transcribing your videos because I refuse to listen to these eejits. 🙄
Amen. I truly appreciate Jeff's kindness in doing that for us. Bless his heart for listening so that we don't have to.
Handy also took a photo during the closed-door testimony and released it, and now she's having a fit because she got in trouble for it. Her defense is that secretly taking and distributing a photo during a closed-door hearing is only against the rules and so she could do it.
Could someone just throw a bucket of water on her so she'd melt already?
Boebert is frozen at 14, about the age she was when she dropped out of school and started reproducing. Her interrogation of Hillary was totally "babysitter on gummies."
Ahahahahahhahahaha!!! Babysitter. On gummies!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Joyce, it might work. Worth a try. Anybody got a bucket because I’m game
There's nobody at the wheel. Just nobody. We're being led—if that—by Herr Miller and Three Shirts to the Wind Bannon.
It's amazing what you can do when you're protected by Murc's Law.
Oh wow I hope the Internet clout gathered from claiming the pricktator being anti-war is still safe!
President Miller is a psychopathic sadist who is having a grand time persecuting immigrants and any citizen who defends them; Three Shirts long ago announced that he wanted to burn it all down, because he's just a nihilist.
I heard that Internet clout is tied to prediction markets and Bitcoin. Big if true.
Thiel has a wagering site that runs on Crypto. Damn right it's big!
Seth, as you know, nothing is safe as long as Trump is on the loose.
I agree with you that Trump appears as if there’s nobody at the wheel.
He looks so spacey (all the time but especially since this Iran war started) that I fear someone IS at the wheel—someone of a Manchurian persuasion. Just look at him. He looks like a hypnotized zombie, especially lately.
Look, they took out Robert Kennedy that way (and god knows how many other people).
Maybe it could be used to start an Armageddon
There’s enough kooky culty Christians in power to make it happen. All the stars have aligned:
(1) psychopath Trump, the anti-
Christ, gets the ball rolling
(2) feckless crazy republicans
Control the house and senate
(3) serial killer(and equally crazy
Netanyahoo is in power
As an aside, can’t you see Netanyahoo strapped to a nuclear bomb ala Slim Pickens in Dr Strangelove yelling “YAHOO!” as he’s dropped from a B-52 over Tehran?
Scratch that—he’s too much of a self absorbed narcissist to be a suicide bomber. He’d get somebody else to do it.
(4) Armageddon starts in the Middle East right?
But…it’s ok…
We’ll meet again
Don’t know where
Don’t know when…
“word-adjacent noises” almost had me spray my coffee across the room.
Jeff, I nominate you to write the screenplay if we survive all of this. Action comedy of some sort.
Updated “Idiocracy”.
it's a wonderful phrase
Hakunna Mata
https://youtu.be/nbY_aP-alkw?si=n4R2S2-3CKbuMZgA
Sing along.
Will: good thing it was "almost" or we would have had a coffee spitting duel. I wasn't prepared to burst out laughing quite so early in Jeff's piece. He is the prince of the well-turned sarcastic phrase, but "word-adjacent noises" was king.
I drink tea, but same. 🫖
Oh yes Will — Please let it happen!
The worst part in this absurdist reality is, not to do a tRump and exaggerate, but literally billions of people on this planet are affected and manipulated by a handful of deranged psychopaths. Just another rhyme we have to rewrite…
And the beat goes on.
Jo you are (unfortunately) so right!
Who can doubt that one of these wackos would start a nuclear war? We all live on a knife edge…. waiting for some mistake to happen; or a madman seeking revenge to lose his rational thought and hurl a missile or two!
Bombs away!
The douche thinks it's cool to drop bombs
Creating his own Vietnam
Worse than R. Nixon
His crowd's putting dicks in
And blowing them to kingdom come.
But the Epstein stuff is still there
And it's worse than his rancid fake hair
And his stanky-ass smell
Is the first realm of hell
I can't take it, it's too much to bear.
Very punch-to-the-gut limerick today. Well done. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
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Very artful (and true) Frosty!
You can't fight in here! This is the War Room!
LOL!!
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Good one Runfastandwin.
Can't these pitiful men get an erection without someone dying? Jeebus! Buy a pill, you meatsacks.
Meatsack is so apt. And so beautifully simple. 🤣👏🏻🤣👏🏻🤣
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Made me laugh Arnie. Shame on you
As always, I love the post, but including quotes from both Stripes and Dr. Strangelove in one day brings me a special kind of joy.
Indeed😂😂