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Neal Stiffelman's avatar

Jordan is nuts. Where is Rand Paul's next door neighbor's cousin?

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Fastball Fredo's avatar

Hi Jeff, Jim Jordan, your talking about the same guy who went to law school? The same guy who heads some House committee to uncover political influence? The same guy who wants all the evidence against Donald in his capacity as head of this committee? The same guy it who is now going to NYC on a class field trip to investigate crime in NYC? Jim Jordan who has yet to pass the Bar in any state? Excuse me while laugh at the lack of education, lack of a sport coat, lack of ethics, over the top worshiping at the alter of Doreto Man. I just can’t.. Time to bring out the pipe, take a 40 megaton dump over Jordan’s field trip and hope he gets a Bronx cheer while “investigating” Thanks Jeff.

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RV maxima's avatar

Subpoenas...really, cause I remember the GOP thinking they were a courtesy invitation even without the RSVP & guest.

So, meanwhile back the ranch it might help Jim if he has any exposure here (1/6, other involvements) that discovery goes both ways and civil actions often lead to criminal courtroom. Better carry that water bucket carefully less one gets dunked.

Sheesh, wouldn't it be sweet if in their stupidity the entire rat next went down?

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Sarah's avatar

So little time, so many people to be disgusted by….

That tiresome jerk, Gym J, a character right out of a high school movie where he is the pathetic, insecure, stupid bully and then a LONG list of others all led by the repulsive orange bag of shit.

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DonP's avatar

I've seen chihuahuas that yap less than ole. Gym.

And I may have said this here before, but we're all seeing what happens when a second rate wrestling coach who couldn't pass the Bar goes up against an actual lawyer.

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RV maxima's avatar

Oh, Snap!

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DLM's avatar

Gym is a fucking flaming asshole. I can't wait to see Bragg wipe that stupid look off of his dumb face. I hope the good people of NYC tell Gym exactly what they think of him.

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Keeley Level's avatar

I don’t think that stupid look on his face can ever be erased.😂

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RV maxima's avatar

Gee, if they liked Margie they will love Gym

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BC's avatar

I love the way you write! You described Jim Jordan (aka 'Gym' Jordan) exactly the way I think of him 😂 Yap yap yap yap... I can't listen to him without yelling at the tv for him to shut up! This is a man with no character, no morals and is really just a complete asshole.

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Karla's avatar

Gym Jordan has finally joined trump in the Fuck Around and Find Out Hall of Shame.

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Mari's avatar

Gym is not content to be a laughingstock and punchline; he's an all out stalker now. DA Bragg is brilliantly taking advantage of Gym's incompetence.

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Gini Kramer's avatar

The Proud Boys came to NY and got beat up by drag queens. Marjorie Traitor Greene came to NY, got shouted down and ran away. Now, Gym's going to come to NY for his "field" hearing (or whatever they call it). I would really appreciate it if he were to be pelted with the contents of the nearest dumpster. Or maybe a few dead rats.

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Mary Virginia Hughes's avatar

I am still laughing about that. The drag queens are not to be messed with. They have some guy skills for physical retaliation. It's fun to watch because it's done with high drama.

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Abbi's avatar

Legal question: Can this law suit lead to Gym being charged with obstruction of justice? (Sorry, I’ve no idea how to make that funny, though it would be hilarious if the answer is yes and he was charged.)

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RV maxima's avatar

Yes

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Mary Virginia Hughes's avatar

Jim Jordan is in my picture book dictionary the definition of Peter Principle.

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RV maxima's avatar

Amen!

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Mary Virginia Hughes's avatar

We need a picture dictionary for the Republicans since they're closing and defunding libraries and burning books if there's an idiot in the community who doesn't understand what they read. Most of them, I dare say.

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Chris Fox's avatar

Be nice if Bragg got a restraining order.

Why is the trial nine fucking months away? I want my gratification NOW.

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Jim Curry's avatar

He wants a preliminary injunction against Jordan. That's pretty close to a restraining order. The case against t***** is adjourned so the defense can make motions and the prosecution reply to them. Then the judge needs some time to decide the motions. It takes time

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Jim Curry's avatar

Jordan is in way over his head. This is going to be fun to watch.

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Flower Child's avatar

FAFO Gym

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Sköll's avatar

"oh why oh why oh why are the bad people going after our Perfect Lord and Ethereal Master Donald Trump? don’t they understand Dear Leader’s divine right to crime? why won’t they let us make America great again? why can’t they just fucking let Donald Trump be above the law?" :D This made my day!

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Keeley Level's avatar

My sentiments exactly. Sometimes you have to fight fire with fire. Wake me up of this nightmare that MAGA republicans have started. They need to understand bullies are the biggest cowards around after all look at their the biggest coward of all.

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