Alvin Bragg has had just about enough of Jim Jordan's bullshit

sometimes bullies only understand a direct punch in the face

shirtsleeve pipsqueak Jim Jordan has a bad case of the sads.

oh why oh why oh why are the bad people going after our Perfect Lord and Ethereal Master Donald Trump? don’t they understand Dear Leader’s divine right to crime? why won’t they let us make America great again? why can’t they just fucking let Donald Trump be above the law?

and so Jim Jordan is a man with a mission: to run interference for Donald Trump, mainly by baring his teeth and yap yap yapping in his squeaky little yapdog voice.

lately, Yappy Jim has been all up in the face of Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg, because Bragg has had the gall, the nerve, the utter temerity to hand Donald Trump an indictment, Trump’s first of many well-earned indictments to come.

in response, Jordan has been pawing though his well-worn bag of tricks: shouting, waving his hands, handing out statements, demanding documents, threatening to hold hearings, and doling out subpoenas. basically being as tiresome a dipshit as possible.

yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap

three times previously, Alvin Bragg has had to tell Jim Jordan to fuck off.

but Jim just wouldn’t stop yapping.

the final straw was Jordan’s subpoena of Mark Pomerantz, a former special assistant district attorney who has written a book that includes details of the New York investigation into Trump.

and so Bragg has responded in the best way possible: by suing the fuck out of Jim Jordan.

you love to see this. because sometimes, the only thing a bully understands is a square punch in the face.

and by the way, there’s a term for interfering with an active criminal investigation and that term is ‘obstruction of justice.’

Jim Jordan is a bully. Jim Jordan is obstructing justice. and Jim Jordan is finding out the hard way that Alvin Bragg does not fuck around.

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