I don't have a Shit That Happened While I Was Busy Writing This Shit today — for a change, I was too focused on writing to play with my phone. what have I missed?
Back in the 70s I ran hotels. At one there were 2 banquet waiters one from Thailand named Twat and the other from Cambodia named Phuc. Both nice, hardworking guys. Just unfortunate names.
haha, yeah, foreign names and words can sometimes sound funny in English. There used to be a shop in Honolulu, a Korean apparel shop I think, named Assibang. No joke. They changed it after a short time.
I first found out about them when I went to our largest banquet hall to check on setup for a big function. I walked in and the Banquet Manager (a woman) was shouting across the room “Twat! Twat!”.
Ah, banquet management! Now, THERE'S a masochistic job if ever there was one! I used to be the on-site manager for off-premise catering events. I owe the retention of my sanity to a small core crew of top-notch servers.
Who wouldn't want a hung cow running their navy? It is both disgusting and scary. It is the decision of a developmental 5-year-old. But, at least 5 year olds know they are not supposed to pick a fight. So, there is some inconsistency there.
Meanwhile since DOGE did not do its purported "job" of making Medicare more efficient. I have spend the last 2 months trying to fix the problem of Medicare having automatically switched everyone who did not read the "2026 Annual Notice of Changes" from Humana, who provides some of her Medicare insurance because she has dementia. Apparently on one of the many pages of this book of 99 pages, it tells that if you don't do anything they are going to switch her to a plan that does not cover her for primary care.
I have to say, we still have not chosen a new plan for her, but are about to. She has missed all her doctor's appointments since January 2026, because what they automatically switched her to, sans action on her part is not covering her primary care. She is almost 92, and this is a travesty. She has dementia, visual and hearing problems, and cannot read booklets like this. It is crazy what it is taking for me to straighten it out. Still not a done deal. I had to wait until they received my POA via snail mail and processed it, which they said takes a month. Then I could access information about the coverage she has officially and that even took several phone calls, because one guy refused to tell me anything because he could hear my husband was in the room, and he is not on the POA for health. He is for financial, so what does it matter. Now that she has dementia we cannot switch this.
AND too stupid, since only bulls would be 'hung'. Then again, no one could ever accuse this particular fuckwit preznit (still love that term of yours) of knowing a SINGLE actual fucking FACT! The richy rich who grew up in QUEENS, New York (I spent 3 years there) never heard of a 'corner store', never heard the word 'groceries' before he thinks HE invented it...and on and on and fucking on? I kind of see now why he imagines his mail-order wife is a 'genius' to him - she speaks TWO languages (naturally exaggerated to - what is it now, EIGHT?). To HIM that makes her a genius, since he can't manage ONE. I'll grant that he might have started off as dyslexic and never knew it - but for fuck's sake, you'd think by now SOMEONE would have gotten him help? His older sister verified that he PAID another kid to take his SAT's otherwise he'd have been stacking pallets at Home Depot (IF that)! I think magats are sloooowly waking up to the fact that we have an utter ignoramus in our Oval Office and utterly destroying OUR White House because he thinks he owns it. PS: someone commented that ALL corner stores are now Bodegas which isn't so. Bodegas (here) began in Latino neighbourhoods and are still primarily there. Corner stores existed - and still do, in every neighbourhood everywhere.
He is a Vietnam refugee from 1975. Did they check his citizenship papers? He attended the Naval Academy and was a Captain in the Navy. Forgetting about the witch thing, the brown skin, and the fact that he is a MAGA, he would be capable of the job.
How many "ring knockers" have you known? Trust me, the majority are nothing to write home about. However, there are those who are memorable for other than being idiots.
Hung Cow has also told lies about military service and being blown up left and right but no one in the military seems to be aware of this. So there's that. Seems the most important quality to be a part of this administration is to be a pathological liar and disconnected from reality.
My husband and I were in Monterey and at Lover’s Point a few days ago, and I can’t stress this enough: no witches. There was a beach cleanup organized by the non-profit Trash Turtles (a friend’s daughter began TT in Florida a few years ago). In some circles, caring for the environment veers dangerously close to witchery - nature worship! So, you tell me.
Haven't we reached the end of the clown car cavalcade yet? Yesterday some female underling at I believe, national intelligence, was outed for running a sugar daddy scam. This is the worst game of limbo.
Note: the "full wiccan treatment" would consist of talking to him about the importance of respect for Mother Nature and of harming no one. So....probably not effective for a warfighting warfighter. Other witches might have other ideas. Just sayin'.
The best part? Wherein we learn that Sporky herself, Marjorie Taylor Greene, puts Arby’s roast beef “in her pants”.
Ok. I’m not a man. I know that many men will eat literally anything. But JFC…I’d have to be moments from death to get anywhere near anything that’s ever touched Sporky’s lady bits. 🤢🤢
Oh, for crying out loud. Cao and Hegseth will be busy competing for God’s attention. Wonder if there is a photo of Cao wearing his hood with slits for eyesight? Will we survive 21/2 more years? I am so disgusted.
I can't decide...certainly getting it tossed quickly would be the best outcome for Patel........but, but, but I bought extra popcorn for the lawsuit's discovery phase.
Genius strategy! And not at all implausible. It's called ablative armor, stack on shit you can afford to lose. Like Kegsbreath and J. Edgar Boozer of the Liquor Cabinet. Wait for it.
There was an Admin clown on the radio today referring to the Strait (of Epstein) as a "potential war zone." and how the US Navy was there, "making sure it stays open.".
I was stuck in my car most of Wednesday when I heard our ABC radio 'outlet'* play a clip of Karolying Leavitt saying how Dumpty 'realizes' Iran is in a "weak position".
So weak that they have literally stopped all traffic out of the Strait of Epstein.
I'm so used to his "stupid" I didn't even catch that. But somehow I think the Iranians, who only execute real women, not AI generated women, are a few steps ahead of Smegmaseth.
Iran's retort was they could cut the undersea cables supplying internet to the rest of the middle east and possibly the world. Right back at you Donnie.
The Trump business behind Truth Social is replacing a former congressman and big supporter of the president as the leader of the social media platform after a stock collapse that wiped out billions in investor wealth.
The photos of the women are unrealistic. The poses. One of them even has Mar-a-Lago face. No doubt real women protesters are in jail, in danger of execution. Not the ones pictured.
Didn’t Trump say that he stopped 8 wars and now there’s 8 women. Hmm.. the plot thickens. The 8th letter of the alphabet is H. So 2= HH or Heil Hitler. Which reminds me of a story. I read that the Porsche wheels spin at 88. RPM shows a faint swastika appearing in the center hub. Don’t take my word for it. Check it out on YouTube, Porsche Logo Swastika Test. it’s hilarious. Remember, Bugattis are fast, Ferraris are faster, but Porsches are fascist.
Wrong, Jeff. We hit absolute stupid a long time ago, the temperature at which normal brains can no longer function. That's why Donnie feels perfectly at home!!
Yeah, I knew it. Add it up people: There are eight letters in the Dimwit’s name (if you call him Don Trump.) He has eight neckfolds under his chin and has the mental capacity of an 8-year-old. Coincidence? I think NOT.
If there were a child posting the insane shit, lies and threats, (especially at 3 a.m) any fit parent would be seeking medical help. And if the parent were unfit, schools and agencies would be stepping in. How the fuck is this pos still in office? 25th Amendment NOW.
What in the actual fuck is happening? The idiocy of this administration covering up for the demented person in the oval office. Does no one in there know what AI is and what a joke the 8 fake women were? But then he saves them…thank God. Jesus…I’m losing it reading this shit! I’m swearing too much-sorry. And Hung Cao…because he likes the word “hung” no doubt. Good for Ukraine and the donnyland….now maybe they will get some backing….I’m in a daze…!!!!!! Have a good Thursday to all!
Isn't it ironic that we are questioning our own sanity? I was finally climbing out of my personal abyss of Major Depressive Disorder, and feeling pretty proud of my hard work, and then along came Donny.
Did you hear that he's directed the NIH to add "Trump Derangement Syndrome" to the list of medical mental health disorders? Too bad he's made sure that insurance coverage is harder than ever to get, or we'd all qualify for treatment.
Trump Derangement Syndrome is real but is often misdiagnosed. It actually refers to people so deluded and deranged that they think this low IQ grifter is the greatest president ever.
Holy shit, that dumbass was Gubner of Texass for over 14 years, then Secretary of Energy under drumpf, the only elected official dumber than him. When Perry was nominated for SecEnergy, he didn't know that the job entailed oversight of America's nuclear reactors and arsenal. So of course the shitheads in the GOP confirmed him.
The worst part of all this (ahahha! as if there's only one) is how the other side would lose their shit if any Dem had done a fraction of what this guy is doing.
I wrote this in a book (as yet unpublished) "I felt like I was going insane. Or the entire fucking world had, and I was the only sane person left. Which, when you think about it, is the same thing."
That old saw “these jokes don’t write themselves” doesn’t really apply with this gang of idiots and the idiot-in-chief. Boy, am I glad you keep delivering.
No one can say to which level of hell KKKaroline has consigned herself, but I'm pretty sure there will be no podium, no lip filler, no flag, no manicure, no false eyelashes, no peroxide. etc. She's nothing but artifice. No there there. Speaking of nothingness, whoever created those AI Iranian chicks knows Donald's taste. They'd all be welcome at Mar a Lardo.
When you're protected by Murc's Law, it's no longer necessary to be attached to reality. Accountability...responsibility for public and private behavior...those are only for Democrats. That's why Democrats make sure to minimize scandal.
Every person in Maladministration 2.0, from America's Pilonidal Cyst on down, is hand-picked to be the worst person possible for the job. That way, with the federal government fatally weakened, it leaves the unreconstructed state-based regimes of terror free to wild out. And of course, it makes the protections of the minorities that the unreconstructed hate weakened...and that's perfect to execute the racial, ethnic and sexual cleansing 77 million + Americans voted/non-voted for.
We have to dig deep to get out of this. Remember this fall and in any upcoming special elections...for a semblance of a check on Maladministration 2.0...Congress must change hands.
An impeachment+removal-sized majority is the ONLY way.
I don't have a Shit That Happened While I Was Busy Writing This Shit today — for a change, I was too focused on writing to play with my phone. what have I missed?
wait, I found it.
"Here is a video of new Acting Navy Secretary Hung Cao asking for a KKK hood with 'slits' as eye holes instead of circles so he can see better"
https://bsky.app/profile/factpostnews.bsky.social/post/3mk64jiv3a22z
Yeah, he just bigoted himself as an Asian. And if anyone has hoods available, of course it's Bannon
Maybe Hung doesn't realize he's not white and that his appointment was a token because Trump thought his name was funny.
Back in the 70s I ran hotels. At one there were 2 banquet waiters one from Thailand named Twat and the other from Cambodia named Phuc. Both nice, hardworking guys. Just unfortunate names.
haha, yeah, foreign names and words can sometimes sound funny in English. There used to be a shop in Honolulu, a Korean apparel shop I think, named Assibang. No joke. They changed it after a short time.
I first found out about them when I went to our largest banquet hall to check on setup for a big function. I walked in and the Banquet Manager (a woman) was shouting across the room “Twat! Twat!”.
My favorite goldsmith in Kuala Lumpur was Fook King Loong. They're closed now, but my American friends thought the name was hilarious.
Ah, banquet management! Now, THERE'S a masochistic job if ever there was one! I used to be the on-site manager for off-premise catering events. I owe the retention of my sanity to a small core crew of top-notch servers.
I thought prez fuckwit said this!! HAHA!
Nicknames in Israel:
Yaakov--Yucki
David--Doodoo
My Dutch boyfriend's brother's name is Fokja. We call him Frank- makes life easier.
Funny. I once had a creepy friend who would would have to called an obscene word. Weird since of humor.
Who wouldn't want a hung cow running their navy? It is both disgusting and scary. It is the decision of a developmental 5-year-old. But, at least 5 year olds know they are not supposed to pick a fight. So, there is some inconsistency there.
Meanwhile since DOGE did not do its purported "job" of making Medicare more efficient. I have spend the last 2 months trying to fix the problem of Medicare having automatically switched everyone who did not read the "2026 Annual Notice of Changes" from Humana, who provides some of her Medicare insurance because she has dementia. Apparently on one of the many pages of this book of 99 pages, it tells that if you don't do anything they are going to switch her to a plan that does not cover her for primary care.
I have to say, we still have not chosen a new plan for her, but are about to. She has missed all her doctor's appointments since January 2026, because what they automatically switched her to, sans action on her part is not covering her primary care. She is almost 92, and this is a travesty. She has dementia, visual and hearing problems, and cannot read booklets like this. It is crazy what it is taking for me to straighten it out. Still not a done deal. I had to wait until they received my POA via snail mail and processed it, which they said takes a month. Then I could access information about the coverage she has officially and that even took several phone calls, because one guy refused to tell me anything because he could hear my husband was in the room, and he is not on the POA for health. He is for financial, so what does it matter. Now that she has dementia we cannot switch this.
Thats terrible! Well, and Trump's family raking in a billion dollars since he's been President.
AND too stupid, since only bulls would be 'hung'. Then again, no one could ever accuse this particular fuckwit preznit (still love that term of yours) of knowing a SINGLE actual fucking FACT! The richy rich who grew up in QUEENS, New York (I spent 3 years there) never heard of a 'corner store', never heard the word 'groceries' before he thinks HE invented it...and on and on and fucking on? I kind of see now why he imagines his mail-order wife is a 'genius' to him - she speaks TWO languages (naturally exaggerated to - what is it now, EIGHT?). To HIM that makes her a genius, since he can't manage ONE. I'll grant that he might have started off as dyslexic and never knew it - but for fuck's sake, you'd think by now SOMEONE would have gotten him help? His older sister verified that he PAID another kid to take his SAT's otherwise he'd have been stacking pallets at Home Depot (IF that)! I think magats are sloooowly waking up to the fact that we have an utter ignoramus in our Oval Office and utterly destroying OUR White House because he thinks he owns it. PS: someone commented that ALL corner stores are now Bodegas which isn't so. Bodegas (here) began in Latino neighbourhoods and are still primarily there. Corner stores existed - and still do, in every neighbourhood everywhere.
he probably owns a white hood dry cleaning service
Border Wall Dry Cleaning. Hoods and robes only. Whites only (both garments and patrons)
What makes you think he cleans anything or even has it cleaned?
I think he cleans what is valuable to him.....
Race to the bottom y’all
Stevie Three Shirts-all dirty.
Yeah. Gettin' kinda crowded here.
He is a Vietnam refugee from 1975. Did they check his citizenship papers? He attended the Naval Academy and was a Captain in the Navy. Forgetting about the witch thing, the brown skin, and the fact that he is a MAGA, he would be capable of the job.
How many "ring knockers" have you known? Trust me, the majority are nothing to write home about. However, there are those who are memorable for other than being idiots.
Hung Cow has also told lies about military service and being blown up left and right but no one in the military seems to be aware of this. So there's that. Seems the most important quality to be a part of this administration is to be a pathological liar and disconnected from reality.
I remember all that from his brief campaign against US Senator Tim Kaine. It was a combination of shocking and pathetic.
My husband and I were in Monterey and at Lover’s Point a few days ago, and I can’t stress this enough: no witches. There was a beach cleanup organized by the non-profit Trash Turtles (a friend’s daughter began TT in Florida a few years ago). In some circles, caring for the environment veers dangerously close to witchery - nature worship! So, you tell me.
Was there anyone there watching the submarine races and were the words "Jesus!" and "Oh lord!" heard?
I would say in order to survive in this crazy regime, being disconnected from reality would be a huge help.
Good thing RFK Jr. will bring back acid.
It will be the brown from Woodstock.
Yup back to the LSD
Another idiot who thinks he’s cool! Hang it up Hung! :)
Haven't we reached the end of the clown car cavalcade yet? Yesterday some female underling at I believe, national intelligence, was outed for running a sugar daddy scam. This is the worst game of limbo.
You would think there would be an end to the Baffon Brigade.....its endless. All the stupid depraved idiots are running the country.
Dept of Homeland Security. She has a Ph.D. in "Homeland Security" - Academia has no shame in chasing dollar bills.
Thanks for the correction. At this point every government agency has been populated with corrupt individuals.
Hung needs to be locked up and set straight by Wendy the Druid. The full wiccan treatment. Wendy, work your magic!
Note: the "full wiccan treatment" would consist of talking to him about the importance of respect for Mother Nature and of harming no one. So....probably not effective for a warfighting warfighter. Other witches might have other ideas. Just sayin'.
he would be bored to death. Think of it!
Republican “humor” is painfully unfunny.
Oxymoron too
He seems so happy and ready to commit war crimes with dear leader with a smile
Geeeez.
You just can’t make this shit up.
https://deanblundell.substack.com/p/breaking-laura-loomer-loses-bill?r=dw3r6&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web
The best part? Wherein we learn that Sporky herself, Marjorie Taylor Greene, puts Arby’s roast beef “in her pants”.
Ok. I’m not a man. I know that many men will eat literally anything. But JFC…I’d have to be moments from death to get anywhere near anything that’s ever touched Sporky’s lady bits. 🤢🤢
Laura LOONIE father said his daughter gave regular Blow Jobs......to the King of Krap.
Jesus H Christ on a crutch!
jfc
Where do you manage to find shit like this? I had heard he was bad but this is truly awful.
Okay, that's it. Insanity cubed always renders me speechless, short of breath and completely immobile. I can't even . . .
Oh, for crying out loud. Cao and Hegseth will be busy competing for God’s attention. Wonder if there is a photo of Cao wearing his hood with slits for eyesight? Will we survive 21/2 more years? I am so disgusted.
lol
No, it can't be!
Why do I keep saying that? Of course it can.
Omg
A "turn of word" frequently heard from those watching the submarine races at Lover's Point.
was just going to mention that.
Kash's defamation suit against Frank Figliuzzi got tossed
Right after he filed his defamation lawsuit against The Atlantic! I love this for him.
I so wanna see that one get tossed too
I can't decide...certainly getting it tossed quickly would be the best outcome for Patel........but, but, but I bought extra popcorn for the lawsuit's discovery phase.
plus, it’ll cost him more every minute until it is tossed out. 😉
Oh, you will definitely have the opportunity to eat your popcorn.
😄👍🏼💝
Kross Eyed Kash is going to be in a heap of shit when he has to listen to all the people he never saw while he was passed out. Surprise !
It was judged a case of "rhetorical hyperbole" on Frank's part. If that isn't the ultimate ironic judgement against the Trump regime!
As did Laura Loomer's case against Bill Maher.
https://www.politico.com/news/2026/04/22/judge-tosses-laura-loomer-bill-maher-defamation-suit-00887992
I’m confused, because cows are female. Has the MAGAverse decided which restroom Hung Cao should use?
Donny should be put out to pasture, so he can grab hung cows by the - whatever. If you’re a farmer, they let you do it
I chuckled 🤭 great post!
She’s udderly fabulous, that hung cow.
I’m gasping 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Let's get Nancy Mace's take on this.
Maybe (s)he's trans. That would be 2 DEI hires in one.
Maybe if they suddenly fill the military with DEI hires, tRump can blame them for the Iran War failure
Genius strategy! And not at all implausible. It's called ablative armor, stack on shit you can afford to lose. Like Kegsbreath and J. Edgar Boozer of the Liquor Cabinet. Wait for it.
If he is ever awake long enough to understand what going on.
Miller. His grubby little fingerprints are all over everything.
Yeah I read he kept falling asleep in a press conference.
SCORE!
You beat me to it.
😂
Nancy mace will know
😆😆😆😆
😆😆😆😆
“Donald Trump says the US has "total control" over the Strait of Hormuz - and says they will "shoot and kill" any boat laying mines there” BBC
Shoot and kill any boat. I guess in some way that makes sense.
Boatkiller McBonespurs
Gotta give Jeff most of the credit for that one.
Boatiac Killer.™
Oooo, excellent obscure reference!
There was an Admin clown on the radio today referring to the Strait (of Epstein) as a "potential war zone." and how the US Navy was there, "making sure it stays open.".
PS, both are lies.
The boats he shoots get killed as his poll numbers sink
I was stuck in my car most of Wednesday when I heard our ABC radio 'outlet'* play a clip of Karolying Leavitt saying how Dumpty 'realizes' Iran is in a "weak position".
So weak that they have literally stopped all traffic out of the Strait of Epstein.
(*outlet, as in outhouse)
Can't help but wonder what the hell the Iranians think. Betting it's not good
They’re too busy laughing and posting funny ( yet true!) stuff about IT!
I know. Really. Maybe that's Trump's devious plan. He'll attack while they're laughing their heads' off.
They'll die laughing. There's the concept of a plan.
If you seen their Lego Memes that get it.....he is a fucking joke.
I'm so used to his "stupid" I didn't even catch that. But somehow I think the Iranians, who only execute real women, not AI generated women, are a few steps ahead of Smegmaseth.
Iran's retort was they could cut the undersea cables supplying internet to the rest of the middle east and possibly the world. Right back at you Donnie.
Apparently nothing. But by noon there’ll be something no doubt.
Have you guys seen Iran’s latest LEGO videos? Hilarious.
The strait is open!
The strait is closed!
Which is it now?
Who even knows
The ceasefire is on!
The ceasefire is off!
He can't make up his mind
The Iranians scoff
Such unstable bullshit
Each time he speaks
Perpetual chaos
Another two weeks
Another wonderful poem!!!😄
You need to put all these in a book ! 🤣🤣👏👏👏
With a testimonial from Melania: "I haayte thees booockk!"
Nah. Her reply would be "I don't care Do you?" She memorized it. Just like Dump memorizes his lines.
Love this. Nice job! 👏👏👏👏
Perfect!
The Trump business behind Truth Social is replacing a former congressman and big supporter of the president as the leader of the social media platform after a stock collapse that wiped out billions in investor wealth.
Ah, Devin Nunes out on his butt....again. One might be forgiven for thinking that Nunes doesn't have all that much on the ball, mightn't one?
Replaced by the CEO of the SPAC they're trying to merge with.
‘Shit That Happened…’ (looking more like a viable spin-off everyday)
This is the most heartening thing I have seen in a long time.
"PrinceHarry delivers message to Trump and Putin in surprise speech from Ukraine "
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUfdEsfVZH4
Here’s one thing that just dropped.
https://youtu.be/8bEeYCoC-dk?si=xQrkyhuSH0TpwFOV
HA! Good for you!
So he saved 8 AI generated women. Impressive!! 😂😂😂😂😂🇦🇺
Most of the women are real. Doesn’t mean Trump’s not lying, but you can’t take random Iranian State twitter accounts at their word either.
https://www.theverge.com/policy/917180/trump-iran-ai-women-bita-hemmati
The photos of the women are unrealistic. The poses. One of them even has Mar-a-Lago face. No doubt real women protesters are in jail, in danger of execution. Not the ones pictured.
Didn’t Trump say that he stopped 8 wars and now there’s 8 women. Hmm.. the plot thickens. The 8th letter of the alphabet is H. So 2= HH or Heil Hitler. Which reminds me of a story. I read that the Porsche wheels spin at 88. RPM shows a faint swastika appearing in the center hub. Don’t take my word for it. Check it out on YouTube, Porsche Logo Swastika Test. it’s hilarious. Remember, Bugattis are fast, Ferraris are faster, but Porsches are fascist.
It's racist serendipity!
👏👏👏
Which make is the fascist, Porsche or Tesla?
Yes
You’re onto something there!
😂
"but wait — it gets stupider!"
Wrong, Jeff. We hit absolute stupid a long time ago, the temperature at which normal brains can no longer function. That's why Donnie feels perfectly at home!!
The limit does not exist.
Maybe he has 8 Black friends?
Who- Drumpf? 8 black friends?
He has NO friends - nobody can stand his narcissistic
dumbass
😂😂
Damn, and I own 2 of them.
Yeah, I knew it. Add it up people: There are eight letters in the Dimwit’s name (if you call him Don Trump.) He has eight neckfolds under his chin and has the mental capacity of an 8-year-old. Coincidence? I think NOT.
Is there some weird, racist tie-in with "Back to the Future" here? Wasn't the required speed for time travel 88 mph? 🤔
🤣😂🤣
lol love that Mike.
🤮
good one hahahah
To the tune of BLOWING IN THE WIND
How many times must the newspapers fall
For Drumpf's mendacious lies
And how many times must Amazon send
Us pictures of Melania's thighs
And how many times must Don Junior do coke
Until it pops out of his eyes?
The answer my friend
A blue tsunami soon
The answer's a blue tsunami soon.
How many times must Iran have Drumpf's nuts
Tied in a Gordian knot
And how many times must they laugh at his posts
And call him a misshapen twat?
And how many times must he threaten to blow up
Bridges and power plants, WHAT?
The answer my friend
A blue tsunami soon
The answer's a blue tsunami soon!
Kinda like Trumpsters in the Dumpsters after “Bungle in the Jungle” by Jethro Tull.
That's alright by me
😉 gotcha!
THAT'S A GOOD ONE!
😂😂😂
Awesome! Although Dylan is dismayed
A little while from now
Will the press ask Hung Cao
By then another hack
Who drumpf stabbed in the back
The latest sacrificial cow
Lol! 👏👏👏
Thank you!
Is that Gilbert O'Sullivan? Excellent!
Haha, I hadn't thought of that. Yeah, after he gets thrown under the drumpf bus, Hung will be alone again, naturally
Oh, you people. When I get all these references, I realize that I am really old. It's fun to be with my Peeps.
I wrote another verse to that song (and wrote a couple verses to Maggie's Farm too)
How many times must a man bang his head
Before he can see-ee the shelf?
How much money can one man waste
Trying to fix things by himself?
Yes and how many times can one man forget
Anniversary is August the twelfth?
The answer, my dear, is blow it out your ear,
The answer is blow it out your ear.
My other Dylanesque opus:
I ain't gonna work for Maggie's sister no more,
Naw I ain't gonna work for Maggie's sister no more,
She winks when no-one's looking,
Tries to lure you to her bed,
The face on that woman
Would frighten the dead,
I'd rather go out naked into war,
I ain't gonna work for Maggie's sister no more.
I ain't gonna work for Maggie's cousin no more,
Naw I ain't gonna work for Maggie's cousin no more,
His eyes are always bugging
Halfway out of his head,
I never could follow
One word that he said,
Half of it is nonsense, that's for sure,
I ain't gonna work for Maggie's cousin no more.
Very cool!
I love the see-ee !! Haha!!
Nice!!!
He'll live.
Frosty with another weiner…er winner! 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
Ha! Thank you!
😂😂😂😂
Love!
Thank you!
Another great one Frosty, had me singing to myself. I love the talent in these comments!
Priceless
Thanks!
Brilliant! Needs to go viral.
Can you help? I don't know how to do that....
Spread the word!~
Can we expand the offer of the Pulitzer to any journalist who says, “What the fuck is wrong with you” to KKKaroline Leavitt?
I love the name LIEvitt for her given her proficiency in spewing out lies so fast it will make your head spin.
The tell-tale sign that the press is bought and paid for by TPTB is their obsequiousness and impotence of their questioning.
Thank you Jeff.
One wonders if those eight women are now on their way to Epstein-Trump-Maxwell island where the pedo criminal elect "saved" so many others.
Nope. They're all over 15, so too old.
Yes, but not in "AI" age.
Fair point!
Dumb Donnie has an unhealthy fascination with beautiful men and the size of their junk. I think he has had a secret life with Epstein and Cohn.
Trump is a disgusting creep. No brain disgusting degenerate.
If there were a child posting the insane shit, lies and threats, (especially at 3 a.m) any fit parent would be seeking medical help. And if the parent were unfit, schools and agencies would be stepping in. How the fuck is this pos still in office? 25th Amendment NOW.
But there IS a child posting this shit…. it’s Donny Dachau himself! a whining insecure meathead!
And any other person would be locked up somewhere, either in jail or in a psych. ward for being a danger to themselves and/or others.
What in the actual fuck is happening? The idiocy of this administration covering up for the demented person in the oval office. Does no one in there know what AI is and what a joke the 8 fake women were? But then he saves them…thank God. Jesus…I’m losing it reading this shit! I’m swearing too much-sorry. And Hung Cao…because he likes the word “hung” no doubt. Good for Ukraine and the donnyland….now maybe they will get some backing….I’m in a daze…!!!!!! Have a good Thursday to all!
Isn't it ironic that we are questioning our own sanity? I was finally climbing out of my personal abyss of Major Depressive Disorder, and feeling pretty proud of my hard work, and then along came Donny.
Did you hear that he's directed the NIH to add "Trump Derangement Syndrome" to the list of medical mental health disorders? Too bad he's made sure that insurance coverage is harder than ever to get, or we'd all qualify for treatment.
Frosty McGillicuddy needs a song to that one ….”And Then Along Comes Donny…….” :)
Trump Derangement Syndrome is real but is often misdiagnosed. It actually refers to people so deluded and deranged that they think this low IQ grifter is the greatest president ever.
And how could the press treat this as real? FFS! 🤦♀️
Do we still have a real press? The 33% who claim they approve of Trump's performance are probably bogus too.
👍🏻👍🏻 agree!
They drank the KKKarolying KKKool AId
I know! Does no one in the WH have any control over what Djt reads or, at least, responds to? This is dereliction of duty.
I'd like to know who told Donnie they were saved? What if he invites them to the White House? Can they find look a like models.
“They” found one for Melanoma, didn’t “they?”
I saw the headline, then the photos and immediately said to myself: “AI”.
The stupid, it burns.
I kkknow. Those are shots of models in full make-up. Donnie is a moron, but he is destroying our country and that makes him a dangerous moron.
Who is going to tell him that women in Iran are not allowed to have their hair uncovered, and their faces covered by veils?
Actually the edict on wearing the chador was lifted several years ago, so that streets in Tehran looked like London or Paris.
Oh, thank you. Learnt somethin' new!
Of course he'd never ever consider saving the lives of 8 'not beautuful' Iranian women anyway... Who does he think he's fooling? 🤔
Saving 8 AI women is somehow more laudable than murdering 160 real schoolgirls. What say you, RFK Jr? Is this somehow a 600% improvement?
I was told there would be no math.
And that there would be cake
I’m making one now.
My thought exactly. What if a few of them had moles with hairs popping out of them on their faces? Would those women be exonerated or not?
I gave some serious doubts! 😊
H.. have
It’s all bullshit with him
27/7/365
24/7/365
Dave, we can award him 3 extra hours for all that overnight shitposting he does, so 27 works
Whew- thanks - my editing
skillz need wurk on.
Well, it's like Rick Perry said, a stopped clock is right three times a day, there's the AM, and the PM, and... I forget the third one, OOPS!
Holy shit, that dumbass was Gubner of Texass for over 14 years, then Secretary of Energy under drumpf, the only elected official dumber than him. When Perry was nominated for SecEnergy, he didn't know that the job entailed oversight of America's nuclear reactors and arsenal. So of course the shitheads in the GOP confirmed him.
Obviously, he’s fooling himself.
The worst part of all this (ahahha! as if there's only one) is how the other side would lose their shit if any Dem had done a fraction of what this guy is doing.
I wrote this in a book (as yet unpublished) "I felt like I was going insane. Or the entire fucking world had, and I was the only sane person left. Which, when you think about it, is the same thing."
That's us, my friends. That is us.
"We have met the enemy and he is us." --Walt Kelly, in his comic strip Pogo
I love Pogo.
How great it would be to have Walt Kelly here today
It's relentless and absurd.... as well as dangerous and exhausting.
That old saw “these jokes don’t write themselves” doesn’t really apply with this gang of idiots and the idiot-in-chief. Boy, am I glad you keep delivering.
No one can say to which level of hell KKKaroline has consigned herself, but I'm pretty sure there will be no podium, no lip filler, no flag, no manicure, no false eyelashes, no peroxide. etc. She's nothing but artifice. No there there. Speaking of nothingness, whoever created those AI Iranian chicks knows Donald's taste. They'd all be welcome at Mar a Lardo.
KKKkaroline has a rich old husband. She's locked him in with two devil spawn. She'll be fine. Sadly.
You can't take it with you
A false narrative eagerly and fawningly presented as fact by KKKarolying and Faux. No wonder so many here are clueless.
Are you sure about that? We can’t see their, uh, ‘kidneys’.
When you're protected by Murc's Law, it's no longer necessary to be attached to reality. Accountability...responsibility for public and private behavior...those are only for Democrats. That's why Democrats make sure to minimize scandal.
Every person in Maladministration 2.0, from America's Pilonidal Cyst on down, is hand-picked to be the worst person possible for the job. That way, with the federal government fatally weakened, it leaves the unreconstructed state-based regimes of terror free to wild out. And of course, it makes the protections of the minorities that the unreconstructed hate weakened...and that's perfect to execute the racial, ethnic and sexual cleansing 77 million + Americans voted/non-voted for.
We have to dig deep to get out of this. Remember this fall and in any upcoming special elections...for a semblance of a check on Maladministration 2.0...Congress must change hands.
An impeachment+removal-sized majority is the ONLY way.
Thank you, Jeff, for the Iranian women story. We have all crossed over to the Twilight Zone now!
And the sad thing is there are real women sitting in Iranian jails.
That’s the truth. 🙄
Yes exactly ~~~Twilight Zone
I know WE all know, but doesn't saving 8 AI women qualify Donny for 25th Amendment treatment? Hello, hello, Bueller? Anyone??!!