I don't have a Shit That Happened While I Was Busy Writing This Shit today — for a change, I was too focused on writing to play with my phone. what have I missed?
Back in the 70s I ran hotels. At one there were 2 banquet waiters one from Thailand named Twat and the other from Cambodia named Phuc. Both nice, hardworking guys. Just unfortunate names.
haha, yeah, foreign names and words can sometimes sound funny in English. There used to be a shop in Honolulu, a Korean apparel shop I think, named Assibang. No joke. They changed it after a short time.
I first found out about them when I went to our largest banquet hall to check on setup for a big function. I walked in and the Banquet Manager (a woman) was shouting across the room “Twat! Twat!”.
Haven't we reached the end of the clown car cavalcade yet? Yesterday some female underling at I believe, national intelligence, was outed for running a sugar daddy scam. This is the worst game of limbo.
Hung Cow has also told lies about military service and being blown up left and right but no one in the military seems to be aware of this. So there's that. Seems the most important quality to be a part of this administration is to be a pathological liar and disconnected from reality.
Note: the "full wiccan treatment" would consist of talking to him about the importance of respect for Mother Nature and of harming no one. So....probably not effective for a warfighting warfighter. Other witches might have other ideas. Just sayin'.
The best part? Wherein we learn that Sporky herself, Marjorie Taylor Greene, puts Arby’s roast beef “in her pants”.
Ok. I’m not a man. I know that many men will eat literally anything. But JFC…I’d have to be moments from death to get anywhere near anything that’s ever touched Sporky’s lady bits. 🤢🤢
I can't decide...certainly getting it tossed quickly would be the best outcome for Patel........but, but, but I bought extra popcorn for the lawsuit's discovery phase.
Genius strategy! And not at all implausible. It's called ablative armor, stack on shit you can afford to lose. Like Kegsbreath and J. Edgar Boozer of the Liquor Cabinet. Wait for it.
I was stuck in my car most of Wednesday when I heard our ABC radio 'outlet'* play a clip of Karolying Leavitt saying how Dumpty 'realizes' Iran is in a "weak position".
So weak that they have literally stopped all traffic out of the Strait of Epstein.
I'm so used to his "stupid" I didn't even catch that. But somehow I think the Iranians, who only execute real women, not AI generated women, are a few steps ahead of Smegmaseth.
Iran's retort was they could cut the undersea cables supplying internet to the rest of the middle east and possibly the world. Right back at you Donnie.
The Trump business behind Truth Social is replacing a former congressman and big supporter of the president as the leader of the social media platform after a stock collapse that wiped out billions in investor wealth.
The photos of the women are unrealistic. The poses. One of them even has Mar-a-Lago face. No doubt real women protesters are in jail, in danger of execution. Not the ones pictured.
Didn’t Trump say that he stopped 8 wars and now there’s 8 women. Hmm.. the plot thickens. The 8th letter of the alphabet is H. So 2= HH or Heil Hitler. Which reminds me of a story. I read that the Porsche wheels spin at 88. RPM shows a faint swastika appearing in the center hub. Don’t take my word for it. Check it out on YouTube, Porsche Logo Swastika Test. it’s hilarious. Remember, Bugattis are fast, Ferraris are faster, but Porsche are fascist.
Wrong, Jeff. We hit absolute stupid a long time ago, the temperature at which normal brains can no longer function. That's why Donnie feels perfectly at home!!
What in the actual fuck is happening? The idiocy of this administration covering up for the demented person in the oval office. Does no one in there know what AI is and what a joke the 8 fake women were? But then he saves them…thank God. Jesus…I’m losing it reading this shit! I’m swearing too much-sorry. And Hung Cao…because he likes the word “hung” no doubt. Good for Ukraine and the donnyland….now maybe they will get some backing….I’m in a daze…!!!!!! Have a good Thursday to all!
Isn't it ironic that we are questioning our own sanity? I was finally climbing out of my personal abyss of Major Depressive Disorder, and feeling pretty proud of my hard work, and then along came Donny.
Did you hear that he's directed the NIH to add "Trump Derangement Syndrome" to the list of medical mental health disorders? Too bad he's made sure that insurance coverage is harder than ever to get, or we'd all qualify for treatment.
The worst part of all this (ahahha! as if there's only one) is how the other side would lose their shit if any Dem had done a fraction of what this guy is doing.
I wrote this in a book (as yet unpublished) "I felt like I was going insane. Or the entire fucking world had, and I was the only sane person left. Which, when you think about it, is the same thing."
If there was a child posting the insane shit, lies and threats, (especially at 3 a.m) any fit parent would be seeking medical help. And if the parent were unfit, schools and agencies would be stepping. How the fuck is this pos still in office. 25th Amendment NOW.
Holy shit, that dumbass was Gubner of Texass for over 14 years, then Secretary of Energy under drumpf, the only elected official dumber than him. When Perry was nominated for SecEnergy, he didn't know that the job entailed oversight of America's nuclear reactors and arsenal. So of course the shitheads in the GOP confirmed him.
That old saw “these jokes don’t write themselves” doesn’t really apply with this gang of idiots and the idiot-in-chief. Boy, am I glad you keep delivering.
When you're protected by Murc's Law, it's no longer necessary to be attached to reality. Accountability...responsibility for public and private behavior...those are only for Democrats. That's why Democrats make sure to minimize scandal.
Every person in Maladministration 2.0, from America's Pilonidal Cyst on down, is hand-picked to be the worst person possible for the job. That way, with the federal government fatally weakened, it leaves the unreconstructed state-based regimes of terror free to wild out. And of course, it makes the protections of the minorities that the unreconstructed hate weakened...and that's perfect to execute the racial, ethnic and sexual cleansing 77 million + Americans voted/non-voted for.
We have to dig deep to get out of this. Remember this fall and in any upcoming special elections...for a semblance of a check on Maladministration 2.0...Congress must change hands.
An impeachment+removal-sized majority is the ONLY way.
No one can say to which level of hell KKKaroline has consigned herself, but I'm pretty sure there will be no podium, no lip filler, no flag, no manicure, no false eyelashes, no peroxide. etc. She's nothing but artifice. No there there. Speaking of nothingness, whoever created those AI Iranian chicks knows Donald's taste. They'd all be welcome at Mar a Lardo.
I don't have a Shit That Happened While I Was Busy Writing This Shit today — for a change, I was too focused on writing to play with my phone. what have I missed?
wait, I found it.
"Here is a video of new Acting Navy Secretary Hung Cao asking for a KKK hood with 'slits' as eye holes instead of circles so he can see better"
https://bsky.app/profile/factpostnews.bsky.social/post/3mk64jiv3a22z
Yeah, he just bigoted himself as an Asian. And if anyone has hoods available, of course it's Bannon
Maybe Hung doesn't realize he's not white and that his appointment was a token because Trump thought his name was funny.
Back in the 70s I ran hotels. At one there were 2 banquet waiters one from Thailand named Twat and the other from Cambodia named Phuc. Both nice, hardworking guys. Just unfortunate names.
haha, yeah, foreign names and words can sometimes sound funny in English. There used to be a shop in Honolulu, a Korean apparel shop I think, named Assibang. No joke. They changed it after a short time.
I first found out about them when I went to our largest banquet hall to check on setup for a big function. I walked in and the Banquet Manager (a woman) was shouting across the room “Twat! Twat!”.
My favorite goldsmith in Kuala Lumpur was Fook King Loong. They're closed now, but my American friends thought the name was hilarious.
I thought prez fuckwit said this!! HAHA!
he probably owns a white hood dry cleaning service
Border Wall Dry Cleaning. Hoods and robes only. Whites only (both garments and patrons)
Race to the bottom y’all
Another idiot who thinks he’s cool! Hang it up Hung! :)
Haven't we reached the end of the clown car cavalcade yet? Yesterday some female underling at I believe, national intelligence, was outed for running a sugar daddy scam. This is the worst game of limbo.
Hung Cow has also told lies about military service and being blown up left and right but no one in the military seems to be aware of this. So there's that. Seems the most important quality to be a part of this administration is to be a pathological liar and disconnected from reality.
I remember all that from his brief campaign against US Senator Tim Kaine. It was a combination of shocking and pathetic.
Hung needs to be locked up and set straight by Wendy the Druid. The full wiccan treatment. Wendy, work your magic!
Note: the "full wiccan treatment" would consist of talking to him about the importance of respect for Mother Nature and of harming no one. So....probably not effective for a warfighting warfighter. Other witches might have other ideas. Just sayin'.
he would be bored to death. Think of it!
Republican “humor” is painfully unfunny.
Oxymoron too
He seems so happy and ready to commit war crimes with dear leader with a smile
Geeeez.
jfc
Jesus H Christ on a crutch!
Where do you manage to find shit like this? I had heard he was bad but this is truly awful.
Okay, that's it. Insanity cubed always renders me speechless, short of breath and completely immobile. I can't even . . .
was just going to mention that.
You just can’t make this shit up.
https://deanblundell.substack.com/p/breaking-laura-loomer-loses-bill?r=dw3r6&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web
The best part? Wherein we learn that Sporky herself, Marjorie Taylor Greene, puts Arby’s roast beef “in her pants”.
Ok. I’m not a man. I know that many men will eat literally anything. But JFC…I’d have to be moments from death to get anywhere near anything that’s ever touched Sporky’s lady bits. 🤢🤢
Kash's defamation suit against Frank Figliuzzi got tossed
Right after he filed his defamation lawsuit against The Atlantic! I love this for him.
I so wanna see that one get tossed too
I can't decide...certainly getting it tossed quickly would be the best outcome for Patel........but, but, but I bought extra popcorn for the lawsuit's discovery phase.
Oh, you will definitely have the opportunity to eat your popcorn.
😄👍🏼💝
plus, it’ll cost him more every minute until it is tossed out. 😉
I’m confused, because cows are female. Has the MAGAverse decided which restroom Hung Cao should use?
Donny should be put out to pasture, so he can grab the hung cows by the - whatever. If you’re a farmer, they let you do it
I chuckled 🤭 great post!
I’m gasping 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Let's get Nancy Mace's take on this.
Maybe (s)he's trans. That would 2 DEI hires in one.
Maybe if they suddenly fill the military with DEI hires, tRump can blame them for the Iran War failure
Genius strategy! And not at all implausible. It's called ablative armor, stack on shit you can afford to lose. Like Kegsbreath and J. Edgar Boozer of the Liquor Cabinet. Wait for it.
SCORE!
You beat me to it.
😂
😆😆😆😆
😆😆😆😆
“Donald Trump says the US has "total control" over the Strait of Hormuz - and says they will "shoot and kill" any boat laying mines there” BBC
Shoot and kill any boat. I guess in some way that makes sense.
Boatkiller McBonespurs
Gotta give Jeff most of the credit for that one.
Can't help but wonder what the hell the Iranians think. Betting it's not good
They’re too busy laughing and posting funny ( yet true!) stuff about IT!
I know. Really. Maybe that's Trump's devious plan. He'll attack while they're laughing their heads' off.
They'll die laughing. There's the concept of a plan.
I was stuck in my car most of Wednesday when I heard our ABC radio 'outlet'* play a clip of Karolying Leavitt saying how Dumpty 'realizes' Iran is in a "weak position".
So weak that they have literally stopped all traffic out of the Strait of Epstein.
(*outlet, as in outhouse)
I'm so used to his "stupid" I didn't even catch that. But somehow I think the Iranians, who only execute real women, not AI generated women, are a few steps ahead of Smegmaseth.
Iran's retort was they could cut the undersea cables supplying internet to the rest of the middle east and possibly the world. Right back at you Donnie.
Apparently nothing. But by noon there’ll be something no doubt.
Have you guys seen Iran’s latest LEGO videos? Hilarious.
The strait is open!
The strait is closed!
Which is it now?
Who even knows
The ceasefire is on!
The ceasefire is off!
He can't make up his mind
The Iranians scoff
Such unstable bullshit
Each time he speaks
Perpetual chaos
Another two weeks
Another wonderful poem!!!😄
You need to put all these in a book ! 🤣🤣👏👏👏
With a testimonial from Melania: "I haayte thees booockk!"
Love this. Nice job! 👏👏👏👏
The Trump business behind Truth Social is replacing a former congressman and big supporter of the president as the leader of the social media platform after a stock collapse that wiped out billions in investor wealth.
Ah, Devin Nunes out on his butt....again. One might be forgiven for thinking that Nunes doesn't have all that much on the ball, mightn't one?
‘Shit That Happened…’ (looking more like a viable spin-off everyday)
HA! Good for you!
Here’s one thing that just dropped.
https://youtu.be/8bEeYCoC-dk?si=xQrkyhuSH0TpwFOV
Most of the women are real. Doesn’t mean Trump’s not lying, but you can’t take random Iranian State twitter accounts at their word either.
https://www.theverge.com/policy/917180/trump-iran-ai-women-bita-hemmati
The photos of the women are unrealistic. The poses. One of them even has Mar-a-Lago face. No doubt real women protesters are in jail, in danger of execution. Not the ones pictured.
Didn’t Trump say that he stopped 8 wars and now there’s 8 women. Hmm.. the plot thickens. The 8th letter of the alphabet is H. So 2= HH or Heil Hitler. Which reminds me of a story. I read that the Porsche wheels spin at 88. RPM shows a faint swastika appearing in the center hub. Don’t take my word for it. Check it out on YouTube, Porsche Logo Swastika Test. it’s hilarious. Remember, Bugattis are fast, Ferraris are faster, but Porsche are fascist.
It's racist serendipity!
👏👏👏
Which make is the fascist, Porsche or Tesla?
Yes
You’re onto something there!
😂
Maybe he has 8 Black friends?
Who- Drumpf? 8 black friends?
He has NO friends - nobody can stand his narcissistic
dumbass
😂😂
Damn, and I own 2 of them.
Is there some weird, racist tie-in with "Back to the Future" here? Wasn't the required speed for time travel 88 mph? 🤔
🤮
"but wait — it gets stupider!"
Wrong, Jeff. We hit absolute stupid a long time ago, the temperature at which normal brains can no longer function. That's why Donnie feels perfectly at home!!
To the tune of BLOWING IN THE WIND
How many times must the newspapers fall
For Drumpf's mendacious lies
And how many times must Amazon send
Us pictures of Melania's thighs
And how many times must Don Junior do coke
Until it pops out of his eyes?
The answer my friend
A blue tsunami soon
The answer's a blue tsunami soon.
How many times must Iran have Drumpf's nuts
Tied in a Gordian knot
And how many times must they laugh at his posts
And call him a misshapen twat?
And how many times must he threaten to blow up
Bridges and power plants, WHAT?
The answer my friend
A blue tsunami soon
The answer's a blue tsunami soon!
Kinda like Trumpsters in the Dumpsters after “Bungle in the Jungle” by Jethro Tull.
That's alright by me
😉 gotcha!
THAT'S A GOOD ONE!
😂😂😂
Awesome! Although Dylan is dismayed
A little while from now
Will the press ask Hung Cao
By then another hack
Who drumpf stabbed in the back
The latest sacrificial cow
Lol! 👏👏👏
Thank you!
Is that Gilbert O'Sullivan? Excellent!
Haha, I hadn't thought of that. Yeah, after he gets thrown under the drumpf bus, Hung will be alone again, naturally
Oh, you people. When I get all these references, I realize that I am really old. It's fun to be with my Peeps.
I wrote another verse to that song (and wrote a couple verses to Maggie's Farm too)
How many times must a man bang his head
Before he can see-ee the shelf?
How much money can one man waste
Trying to fix things by himself?
Yes and how many times can one man forget
Anniversary is August the twelfth?
The answer, my dear, is blow it out your ear,
The answer is blow it out your ear.
My other Dylanesque opus:
I ain't gonna work for Maggie's sister no more,
Naw I ain't gonna work for Maggie's sister no more,
She winks when no-one's looking,
Tries to lure you to her bed,
The face on that woman
Would frighten the dead,
I'd rather go out naked into war,
I ain't gonna work for Maggie's sister no more.
I ain't gonna work for Maggie's cousin no more,
Naw I ain't gonna work for Maggie's cousin no more,
His eyes are always bugging
Halfway out of his head,
I never could follow
One word that he said,
Half of it is nonsense, that's for sure,
I ain't gonna work for Maggie's cousin no more.
Very cool!
Nice!!!
I love the see-ee !! Haha!!
He'll live.
Frosty with another weiner…er winner! 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
😂😂😂😂
Love!
Thank you!
Priceless
Thanks!
Brilliant! Needs to go viral.
Can you help? I don't know how to do that....
Spread the word!~
Can we expand the offer of the Pulitzer to any journalist who says, “What the fuck is wrong with you” to KKKaroline Leavitt?
Thank you Jeff.
One wonders if those eight women are now on their way to Epstein-Trump-Maxwell island where the pedo criminal elect "saved" so many others.
Nope. They're all over 15, so too old.
Yes, but not in "AI" age.
Fair point!
Dumb Donnie has an unhealthy fascination with beautiful men and the size of their junk. I think he has had a secret life with Epstein and Cohn.
Trump is a disgusting creep. No brain disgusting degenerate.
What in the actual fuck is happening? The idiocy of this administration covering up for the demented person in the oval office. Does no one in there know what AI is and what a joke the 8 fake women were? But then he saves them…thank God. Jesus…I’m losing it reading this shit! I’m swearing too much-sorry. And Hung Cao…because he likes the word “hung” no doubt. Good for Ukraine and the donnyland….now maybe they will get some backing….I’m in a daze…!!!!!! Have a good Thursday to all!
Isn't it ironic that we are questioning our own sanity? I was finally climbing out of my personal abyss of Major Depressive Disorder, and feeling pretty proud of my hard work, and then along came Donny.
Did you hear that he's directed the NIH to add "Trump Derangement Syndrome" to the list of medical mental health disorders? Too bad he's made sure that insurance coverage is harder than ever to get, or we'd all qualify for treatment.
Frosty McGillicuddy needs a song to that one ….”And Then Along Comes Donny…….” :)
And how could the press treat this as real? FFS! 🤦♀️
Do we still have a real press? The 33% who claim they approve of Trump's performance are probably bogus too.
👍🏻👍🏻 agree!
They drank the KKKarolying KKKool AId
I know! Does no one in the WH have any control over what Djt reads or, at least, responds to? This is dereliction of duty.
I'd like to know who told Donnie they were saved? What if he invites them to the White House? Can they find look a like models.
The worst part of all this (ahahha! as if there's only one) is how the other side would lose their shit if any Dem had done a fraction of what this guy is doing.
I wrote this in a book (as yet unpublished) "I felt like I was going insane. Or the entire fucking world had, and I was the only sane person left. Which, when you think about it, is the same thing."
That's us, my friends. That is us.
"We have met the enemy and he is us." --Walt Kelly, in his comic strip Pogo
It's relentless and absurd.... as well as dangerous and exhausting.
If there was a child posting the insane shit, lies and threats, (especially at 3 a.m) any fit parent would be seeking medical help. And if the parent were unfit, schools and agencies would be stepping. How the fuck is this pos still in office. 25th Amendment NOW.
But there IS a child posting this shit…. it’s Donny Dachau himself! a whining insecure meathead!
I saw the headline, then the photos and immediately said to myself: “AI”.
The stupid, it burns.
I kkknow. Those are shots of models in full make-up. Donnie is a moron, but he is destroying our country and that makes him a dangerous moron.
Who is going to tell him that women in Iran are not allowed to have their hair uncovered, and their faces covered by veils?
Of course he'd never ever consider saving the lives of 8 'not beautuful' Iranian women anyway... Who does he think he's fooling? 🤔
Saving 8 AI women is somehow more laudable than murdering 160 real schoolgirls. What say you, RFK Jr? Is this somehow a 600% improvement?
I was told there would be no math.
And that there would be cake
My thought exactly. What if a few of them had moles with hairs popping out of them on their faces? Would those women be exonerated or not?
I gave some serious doubts! 😊
H.. have
It’s all bullshit with him
27/7/365
24/7/365
Dave, we can award him 3 extra hours for all that overnight shitposting he does, so 27 works
Whew- thanks - my editing
skillz need wurk on.
Well, it's like Rick Perry said, a stopped clock is right three times a day, there's the AM, and the PM, and... I forget the third one, OOPS!
Holy shit, that dumbass was Gubner of Texass for over 14 years, then Secretary of Energy under drumpf, the only elected official dumber than him. When Perry was nominated for SecEnergy, he didn't know that the job entailed oversight of America's nuclear reactors and arsenal. So of course the shitheads in the GOP confirmed him.
That old saw “these jokes don’t write themselves” doesn’t really apply with this gang of idiots and the idiot-in-chief. Boy, am I glad you keep delivering.
When you're protected by Murc's Law, it's no longer necessary to be attached to reality. Accountability...responsibility for public and private behavior...those are only for Democrats. That's why Democrats make sure to minimize scandal.
Every person in Maladministration 2.0, from America's Pilonidal Cyst on down, is hand-picked to be the worst person possible for the job. That way, with the federal government fatally weakened, it leaves the unreconstructed state-based regimes of terror free to wild out. And of course, it makes the protections of the minorities that the unreconstructed hate weakened...and that's perfect to execute the racial, ethnic and sexual cleansing 77 million + Americans voted/non-voted for.
We have to dig deep to get out of this. Remember this fall and in any upcoming special elections...for a semblance of a check on Maladministration 2.0...Congress must change hands.
An impeachment+removal-sized majority is the ONLY way.
No one can say to which level of hell KKKaroline has consigned herself, but I'm pretty sure there will be no podium, no lip filler, no flag, no manicure, no false eyelashes, no peroxide. etc. She's nothing but artifice. No there there. Speaking of nothingness, whoever created those AI Iranian chicks knows Donald's taste. They'd all be welcome at Mar a Lardo.
KKKkaroline has a rich old husband. She's locked him in with two devil spawn. She'll be fine. Sadly.
You can't take it with you
A false narrative eagerly and fawningly presented as fact by KKKarolying and Faux. No wonder so many here are clueless.
Thank you, Jeff, for the Iranian women story. We have all crossed over to the Twilight Zone now!
And the sad thing is there are real women sitting in Iranian jails.
That’s the truth. 🙄
Yes exactly ~~~Twilight Zone
I know WE all know, but doesn't saving 8 AI women qualify Donny for 25th Amendment treatment? Hello, hello, Bueller? Anyone??!!