no, I missed that. UGH. I did read that Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner are proposing real estate development in Tehran as part of their peace deal. DOUBLE UGH
There is only one "man" who would trade American lives and treasure, as well as murder citizens of another nation, in order to enhance his real estate holdings.
The daily beast has a full write up, apparently it’s not just that — bc ofc it’s isn’t — a lot of the land is farm land/livelihood for the Vietnamese that inhabit the area.
Most have been given $12/ foot for their land — and no choice about moving and making way for a Cheeto Pedo Fun Land.
And one man was given only $3k to move 5 members of his family from the graveyard.
I can see the new Ayatollah going for that, and then waiting until Trump and his family are in there, and then a Shaheed will find its way there. Vengence on Trump killing his dad, wife and children. Are they out of their minds.
Me either. I read a lot less than I used to and am also angrier which of course is not good. I read Jeff, Richardson and Krugman, peruse a few headlines in The Guardian and then go do something creative.
Sandy, Exactly! Each day I am not surprised, but I am shocked by the corruption of Trump. Part of the shock is the American acceptance of his bad behavior. There seems to be a stupor with people not knowing what to do, at least not legally.
I'm not Vietnamese, but I know a couple of things. One is that the religion there is largely an admixture of Buddhism and shamanistic and animistic faiths like Đạo Mẫu. Ancestor reverence is really big. Therefore, the faithful tend to be very ghost-y and feel their ancestors live alongside them. All this to say, this may not go as swimmingly as the Trumpistas think.
Anyone from Vietnam, please weigh in on any errors here.
I have a suggestion for the displaced Vietnamese.....One Halloween (while the parental units were not home), my brother climbed out his bedroom window and onto the garage roof; he set up camp behind the roof peak with a speaker and a microphone and, every time a kid approached the house to trick-or-treat, he would make OOOOOOOooooo sounds. My mother, when she got home, wondered why we had so much candy leftover.........
One year my dad hooked up a vacuum cleaner motor to a white sheet-covered bucket with red lights for eyes that he would turn on whenever kids came to the door. They ran away screaming.
Wow! He’s got LOADS of time on his hands for…side hustles??? That would piss me off if I was a Follower😳 (Back in the day we used to worry abt North Korea and stuff like that) Huh. Had no idea buying up international properties, launching social media platforms and crypto empires AND revamping DC were even possible menu items. I guess if you prioritize correctly you can get a lot done between endless lawsuits / appeals :) ‘Reshaping’ INDEED
When you start sundowning, you go back to your youth. What did he do in his youth? Property development. What do all of his recent side quests have in common? Property development.
That must be his thing now! He’s turned one of his own into a graveyard by burying his 1st ex-wife’s ashes in a coffin that took TEN men to carry! Human ashes are heavy, but not heavy enough to warrant TEN pallbearers. Now he gets a tax break because he can call it a cemetery. I wonder if Vietnam has the same tax incentives for graveyards.
As always from our tax dollar base. We need military to take action against this seditionist regime. Our tax dollars are being used for vanity projects for a criminal in the White House. The felon inciting and participated in a deadly seditionist attempt to stop Biden from taking office. Where the hell is the military, the Army Marshal or whoever is supposed to protect us from Domestic Terrorists!
It's already happening. I keep encountering businesses -- airport food courts, hotels, arenas -- that simply refuse to accept cash and insist on a credit/debit card. Literally. I was at the Springfield (Mass) arena and ordered a slice of pizza and they would NOT accept paper money.
The next Democratic Secretary of Treasury should announce they will be withdrawing and destroying all currency with Trump's name and/or picture on it. Everything he thinks is cementing his legacy must be eradicated.
I’ve learned not to get excited about “Judge Temporarily Blocks” (Orange Shitler) headlines. I also just shrug at being called offensive names, but
“I don’t know about you, but I get my funding from a magical leprechaun who gives me enchanted beans, which I then take to the Park Slope Food Co-op in Brooklyn, where I can trade them in for AntifaBucks™“ throws me a real curveball. Up to now, no one has ever accused me of being a magical leprechaun
Yes. The first one was The Facts of Life. I'm doing these from memory, so there won't be too many more. I've already written the one for The Office though. That one was easy.
I just don't know why Trump doesn't print up his own gold bucks and sell them to his MAGA friends for multiple times the face value. I am sure they would buy them because they are that stupid. To them buying Trump merch is like buying tickets to a football game. They are willing to spend all their money on supporting their team. Trump knows it so why doesn't he go make some money off of this idea. Otherwise I have a feeling that a lot of US money is going to get burned.
I sort of figured that was how they were going to get around the "no living president" law: maybe they know something we don't about the three annual physicals this year.
They won't get past the Senate. And nobody is going to want to bother with it after he's gone. It's purely for sucking up to Donnie, and what's the point of sucking up to dead Donnie?
He was and will always be a very stupid NY mob boss. His dad knew this and got him Mob Lawyer Roy Cohn to be his major fixer. He taught tRump how to game the system - so long as he had an army of fixers to clean up the mess.
Let him make his stupid easily counterfeited bill. Let's see how many banks or businesses take them. Honestly it's probably just going to be used by rich guys to bribe each other.
Well, it is possible the Reich is working feverishly behind the scenes to make sure this requirement is fulfilled before any notes come off the presses.
Who knows? Maybe Trump is just two steps ahead, as usual, and understands that under his economy, in a couple years everyone will need a bill that large just to buy a tube of toothpaste and enough cat food to get them through the week. Then they can brag about how no one had ever touched a $250 bill under Biden.
Since magats will be the only ones to use it, I look forward to having them deemed not legal tender and watching them complain about Biden or Obama making them do it. And dems cannot reimburse them for their stupidity!
You may get the chance to see the $250, provided it’s printed on Charmin. Then Donnie can claim a royalty for every time someone puts his corrupt face to appropriate use.
Every day a fresh dose of rage. I meditate, I exercise, I smoke copious amounts of weed, and yet I will not be surprised if at some point I develop a Trump-induced eating disorder. There's only so much bad feeling I can stuff down each day. As for Mrs. Miller, she'd be lucky to be a childless cat lady, a description that's a whole lot less insulting than she thinks. That was my life before I married and if I outlive my husband, it will be my life again. What the Nazi lady doesn't get is that liberal women don't tie their happiness to a wedding ring and child-bearing.
I’ve been looking through books on Brutalist monuments in former Yugoslavia, in Korea, all over. And they all seem intensely graceless, but at least attempt to bring something original to the table. These mugs trying to wreck the nation’s capitol haven’t an ounce of style or wit, obviously, but their aesthetic is that of a carnival midway, trash for trash’s own sake, to celebrate trashiness itself as an ideal. Every single fucking thing about this admin is either clearly destructive or at best simple littering. The deus ex machina we will need after this is a huge cosmic broom, a giant Dustbuster wielded by the gods themselves.
It's just pure vandalism. And are taxpayers going to pay twice, the first time for the clown-brained destruction and the second time to mitigate it? Billions upon billions pissed away is A-OK, evidently. And it's all borrowed money.
I think if Trump's face is going to be on a bill the $3 one would be appropriate. On a side note, at what point can we stop calling it the "Justice Department"?
Everything he touches dies….ummmm….so can we send a zillion mosquitos to the WH and land on him so he itches (touches) himself??? Lord have mercy-the guy is nuts! Thanks for the great descriptions Jeff-you didn’t miss a beat!! Love Claudia pics!!! Have a nice weekend to all!
Great idea with the mosquitoes, but send them the night of the UFC debacle so all those MAGAts that attend will enjoy them along with the “macho” spectacle taking place. Seems fitting.
Can we ensure that every mosquito is carrying the virus that causes you to realize what a pathetic piss baby you voted for? I hope they never find a cure for it.
There have actually been complaints about swarms of gnats all around the Epstein patio area and the White House grounds in general, so it will probably be soaked in Round-Up by June.
I was just at a dollar store behind a non English speaking immigrant trying to use a $50 bill. The clerk didn't have enough change to break it. She didn't understand, but we eventually helped her buy a couple more items so he could make change.
That was a $50. Who would ever carry a $250 bill? Who even uses cash?
I do know if I come across his signed bills, I'll just write "Pedo" next to his signed name, or "sucks" after his signature.
If it ever comes out, I'm getting a rubber stamp that says "is a pedophile". Then I'm going to my credit union, getting 2 of them at the counter, stamping them and depositing them at the ATM, then going back and getting 2 more at the counter.
Each day I am not surprised, but I am shocked by the corruption of Trump. From his trying to subvert the rules of who gets to have their face on US currency, to not being able to end a war that he started which is destroying the global economy. Part of the shock is the American acceptance of his bad behavior. There seems to be a stupor with people not knowing what to do, at least not legally.
Jeff, I’m Canadian - can you please explain all of this nonsense- how can people, elected or non elected, continue to support this deranged numpty? I sit here and am just amazed at the impunity of people to lie for a person who is obviously seriously ill. It would appear that the US is headed for another civil war.
We're faced with the very real threat of martial law. One wrong move and Trump declares it, and our military is itching to police the U.S. population. Thousands of people are being put into concentration camps. People are dying under their "care". Please understand that every corner of our government has been corrupted, and every branch of government has collapsed. Democrats in office are trying hard as are the lower courts, whose rulings get overturned by MAGA judges.
We're trying to save the Constitution and restore the rule of law. We can't do that by ignoring the Constitution and breaking the law. It won't be a civil war though. What will happen is that so many people will suffer that the vote is so overwhelming that Republicans can't cheat.
I have no idea. I think a large part in that is right wing media.
As of today approximately 90% of US mainstream media is controlled by a concentrated group of just five major conglomerates. These corporations dominate television, film, publishing, and digital news. They are billionaires and support Trump.
It's not support as much as opposition. Opposition to the haughty, sneering, imaginary Leftists who they feel have been lecturing to them and keeping them down all their lives. It doesn't matter that their greatest stated fears aren't real, just that they sound scary, like trans BLM Antifa commies hiding under their beds.
Theirs is a last stand. Their lives, and the futures of their children are dimming rapidly. They have no value in our society and so prefer to just burn it down by spreading accelerants.
There is no end of amazement to be had. As far as a civil war, it's anybody's guess. A reading of the history, though, could shed some light on it. The original Civil War was fought by an organized South as attempt to break off and found a sovereign nation, it had a goal, of sorts. That is not true now with the Trumpistas. A blind adherence to whatever Trump (incoherently) says and a mindless spewing of hate and violence is all they have. Aside from the regime's projects, like cage matches and defaced currency, there's not much there, there. Most of the outrage comes from specific crimes to benefit the wallets (grift) or psyches (brutalizing brown people) of specific individuals. The larger, and ancillary, attempt to roll the country into a "Gilead-like" reality is relatively specific, but nebulous. It has structural issues, too. The prevalence of educated women (about 40% of women age 25+ have at least one college degree) means that, for that vision to prevail, it would require massive and sustained violence. That would be a whole nother level to what's going on now. They talk a good game, but they're not organized for it.
I have to disagree that this populace didn't ask for any of this. The 49.8% of voters signed up for this. The problem is the other 50.2% have to put up with this clownfuckery every day.
"he’s just so unctuous — as well as haughty, arrogant and condescending." Unctuous is a terrific word to describe that POS Soybean Scott. Trying to stay calm over in redneck Missouri, where I laugh when I drive past the house where "Trump was Right" signs were all over the front yard. 🙄
“he knows that you know that he knows he’s lying. but he lies anyway because what the fuck are you going to do about it?” Jeff’s best description ever! And at this point I think we’ve all grown to love and need our Daily Claudia. Thank you, Jeff!
I haven't been to Missouri in a while, but things have shifted here in the Peach State. Trumpy enthusiasm is definitely on the wane and the yard signs have dried up in a big way. There's a jamoke down the road from me who had *multiple* ginormous signs of all things Trump on his fence, planted in the yard, Trump deco festooning his house. Now he's got 3 little yard signs.
It might not be his change of heart. It's reasonable to think that city Code Enforcement dropped by for a little tea. But still.
You're lucky - I have to drive past a house that is back to displaying not one, but two "Veterans for Trump" signs. Deep breaths and bird-flipping every time.
Soybean Scott is jaw-droppingly weird looking, like his face was made in a lab. Junior lab tech poured the silicon into the wrong mold..."Whoops! Ah, whatever, I'll call it 'Snot'" and put it in the clearance bin."
" I would rather be a barren, never-having-had-sex liberal woman, than fuck Stephen Miller on all the sex drugs Amsterdam can provide. so enough, Katie Miller.” - that made my day!
The more the economy fails, the more Donny grasps at straws to find some way to end his Iran fiasco without everyone in the world knowing that he self-dealt himself zero cards which resulted in him taking it up the ass from the Revolutionary Guard, the more the Courts tell him to fuck off with his various meritless lawsuits, the more his hand discolors, his make up cakes and runs, his hands turn purple, his cankles expand, his sleep only occurs during Oval Office time, and he is unable to even walk a few steps without having to grab onto something so he won't fall face forward, the more of these grandiose, ego stroking, and completely divorced from reality schemes like putting his mug shot on a $250 bill proliferate. Even non-MAGA Republicans know that Donny is completely useless and full of shit yet the "Administration" continues to trot out smug and stupid shoe shiners like Bessent, and Hassett to tell us to not believe what we see with our lying eyes. As you often say, Jeff, it's all so completely nauseating. But in one bright moment, it was just so delicious to see the DNC smack down that disgusting and dick-less Nazi Stephen Miller and watch the MAGA minions, the same people who masturbate to Donny's hateful rhetoric hourly, clutch their pearls and utter how horrible it is that the Dems would say fuck you to Donny's Himler.
today in Shit That Happened While I Was Busy Writing This Shit—
"Judge temporarily blocks DOJ’s $1.8 billion payout fund"
https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2026/05/29/judge-temporarily-blocks-dojs-18-billion-payout-fund/
good, but you know they'll just go running to some MAGA judge who will unblock the block
Jeff did you see this other shit that broke? Trump is building another trashy golf motel in Vietnam — ON A FUCKING GRAVEYARD!!
Vietnam is demolishing graves and moving its dead to make way for a $1.5 billion Trump Organization golf course.
How much you wanna bet they move the headstones and leave the bodies?
no, I missed that. UGH. I did read that Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner are proposing real estate development in Tehran as part of their peace deal. DOUBLE UGH
God, I hate these fucking assholes!!😰
There is only one "man" who would trade American lives and treasure, as well as murder citizens of another nation, in order to enhance his real estate holdings.
The daily beast has a full write up, apparently it’s not just that — bc ofc it’s isn’t — a lot of the land is farm land/livelihood for the Vietnamese that inhabit the area.
Most have been given $12/ foot for their land — and no choice about moving and making way for a Cheeto Pedo Fun Land.
And one man was given only $3k to move 5 members of his family from the graveyard.
Why is the Vietnamese government letting this awfulness in? This money ain't free
It is happening literally BC of the Vietnamese govt, they are trying to appease Dear Leader.
They are cutting this deal to only have a 20% tariff imposed VS a 46% tariff imposed.
Someone call Susan Collins and ask how well Donnie has “learned his lesson” about Quid Pro Quo’s.
I’m sure she’s wringing her hands over it as we speak.
Dear Lord how I hope that cow goes down this election cycle. I don't even care if Platner is a Nazi.
👏👏👏Well said Unity
They make me sick.
I knew someone in Trump's circle was going to get a payoff. That's why the deal took so long.
I can see the new Ayatollah going for that, and then waiting until Trump and his family are in there, and then a Shaheed will find its way there. Vengence on Trump killing his dad, wife and children. Are they out of their minds.
That sounds like a terrific plan!
They want to make Gaza a resort area. Once again the people are being pushed out by colonialism? WTFFFFFFF
Call it a Shaheed dodging resort.
Jesus Christ - I just can’t take this
Me either. I read a lot less than I used to and am also angrier which of course is not good. I read Jeff, Richardson and Krugman, peruse a few headlines in The Guardian and then go do something creative.
You can’t dwell on it or it will eat you alive.He has definitely had a horrible effect on my quality of life.
And Jonathan Larsen.
AgreeSandy. It’s completely exhausting 😣
Sandy, Exactly! Each day I am not surprised, but I am shocked by the corruption of Trump. Part of the shock is the American acceptance of his bad behavior. There seems to be a stupor with people not knowing what to do, at least not legally.
If you are a US citizen or have US residency, would you please read my piece explaining the Free Speech for People campaign to impeach Trump AND his cabinet and help them get 2 million signatures by signing the petition in it? https://lindaweide.substack.com/p/indivisible-abroad-supports-the-impeach?r=f0qfn
If you can't find the link to the petition in the above piece, here it is. Just scroll down and you will find it.
https://www.impeachtrumpagain.org/
Good. Let the poltergeist deal with anyone vile enough to play at a Trump golf course.
YOU MOVED THE HEADSTONES AND NOT THE BODIES?!?!
lol 😂 sorry, I gotta go rewatch Poltergeist now, it’s been at least 20 years lol
It holds up surprisingly well! I rewatched it a few months ago.
I saw that too...it makes me sick. 🤮
Susan, Like a broken record they hear a city and knee jerk is shitty golf motel! Let’s do it!
I'm not Vietnamese, but I know a couple of things. One is that the religion there is largely an admixture of Buddhism and shamanistic and animistic faiths like Đạo Mẫu. Ancestor reverence is really big. Therefore, the faithful tend to be very ghost-y and feel their ancestors live alongside them. All this to say, this may not go as swimmingly as the Trumpistas think.
Anyone from Vietnam, please weigh in on any errors here.
I have a suggestion for the displaced Vietnamese.....One Halloween (while the parental units were not home), my brother climbed out his bedroom window and onto the garage roof; he set up camp behind the roof peak with a speaker and a microphone and, every time a kid approached the house to trick-or-treat, he would make OOOOOOOooooo sounds. My mother, when she got home, wondered why we had so much candy leftover.........
One year my dad hooked up a vacuum cleaner motor to a white sheet-covered bucket with red lights for eyes that he would turn on whenever kids came to the door. They ran away screaming.
If the Vietnamese gubmint disses their ancestors that enormously, the people should rise up in a revolution. Haha, commies get overthrown.
He can't even stay out of viet nam???
Right? I thought his bone spurs prevented him from ever stepping a cankle into Vietnam — they must have cleared up.
Christ you'd think they'd have learned to keep the us the eff out after the last round.
You'd think we'd have learned re Cuba after the Bay of Pigs. But evidently not.
He thinks there's great ocean front property to develop in North Korea. Said so to the dear leader during his 1st term.
The walkways will be branded the “Whore She Mine” trails by the clown who couldn’t get it up for Stormy Daniels
That was Vietnam’s deal with tRump to get tariffs removed
Holy Shit!
Wow! He’s got LOADS of time on his hands for…side hustles??? That would piss me off if I was a Follower😳 (Back in the day we used to worry abt North Korea and stuff like that) Huh. Had no idea buying up international properties, launching social media platforms and crypto empires AND revamping DC were even possible menu items. I guess if you prioritize correctly you can get a lot done between endless lawsuits / appeals :) ‘Reshaping’ INDEED
When you start sundowning, you go back to your youth. What did he do in his youth? Property development. What do all of his recent side quests have in common? Property development.
Being president is just to stay out of prison.
WITH the R Congress’ constant rubber stamping- making ALL OF IT possible!!!
That is the ONLY reason he ran again. It was the only way he could avoid prison. What a effing POS.
70+ MILLION lent a helping hand :/
That must be his thing now! He’s turned one of his own into a graveyard by burying his 1st ex-wife’s ashes in a coffin that took TEN men to carry! Human ashes are heavy, but not heavy enough to warrant TEN pallbearers. Now he gets a tax break because he can call it a cemetery. I wonder if Vietnam has the same tax incentives for graveyards.
That explains the new Stephen King novel, “Viet Semetary.”
That worked out well in Poltergeist.
I'll bet you $250.00 that they'll do just that.
Whatever is the cheapest way is the way they will go.
Linky?
No doubt. And as for the play money, maybe I can use my Harriet Tubman stamp over his face. Wait - I spent all my money on gas and eggs
I predict that trump money will be the World's Most Expensive Toilet Paper. It will even be washable, so it can be reused for years!
Let’s eliminate paper money. But I don’t think stopping the printing presses for trump will work, but we never know for sure.
Excuse my ignorance but where's the money behind the printing phony money that he's proposing?
As always from our tax dollar base. We need military to take action against this seditionist regime. Our tax dollars are being used for vanity projects for a criminal in the White House. The felon inciting and participated in a deadly seditionist attempt to stop Biden from taking office. Where the hell is the military, the Army Marshal or whoever is supposed to protect us from Domestic Terrorists!
It's already happening. I keep encountering businesses -- airport food courts, hotels, arenas -- that simply refuse to accept cash and insist on a credit/debit card. Literally. I was at the Springfield (Mass) arena and ordered a slice of pizza and they would NOT accept paper money.
I've never been so glad that I rarely use cash, and even then, only in small denominations.
Seriously, I'm always gobsmacked when I see people pulling out Benjamins. You walk around with that kind of cash on you?
The next Democratic Secretary of Treasury should announce they will be withdrawing and destroying all currency with Trump's name and/or picture on it. Everything he thinks is cementing his legacy must be eradicated.
I’ve learned not to get excited about “Judge Temporarily Blocks” (Orange Shitler) headlines. I also just shrug at being called offensive names, but
“I don’t know about you, but I get my funding from a magical leprechaun who gives me enchanted beans, which I then take to the Park Slope Food Co-op in Brooklyn, where I can trade them in for AntifaBucks™“ throws me a real curveball. Up to now, no one has ever accused me of being a magical leprechaun
No, the world don't move
Just because you took a dump
While sleeping on the job
And dozing in a slump
A man is bored
And he's feeling mean
Then along come shakes
Aides are jumping in to clean
'Cause he's got, mini-strokes
And it takes, many folks
To give him, many jolts
To fuel this turd
Everybody's got a "special" kind of story
Everybody finds a way to lie
Use the facts, it's what we got
And it's a lot, so what
He'll take yours
He'll take theirs
And he'll take mine
And his brain is fuckity-bye
Then back to, mini-strokes
He's got a, dumbass cult
And they will, all be dolts
It's so absurd, so absurd
'Cause he's got, mini-strokes
Followed by, bloody chokes
And then he'll
Wind up in the underworld
(Oooooh!)
Is that to Diff'rent Strokes?
Yes. The first one was The Facts of Life. I'm doing these from memory, so there won't be too many more. I've already written the one for The Office though. That one was easy.
Very good! Creative!
I just don't know why Trump doesn't print up his own gold bucks and sell them to his MAGA friends for multiple times the face value. I am sure they would buy them because they are that stupid. To them buying Trump merch is like buying tickets to a football game. They are willing to spend all their money on supporting their team. Trump knows it so why doesn't he go make some money off of this idea. Otherwise I have a feeling that a lot of US money is going to get burned.
I tell MAGAts to send Trump all their money. He needs it more than they do.
Here’s the irony about the $250 bill (that will never be printed).
The picture of the man on the $250 bill is the one keeping 96% of the population so poor they will never see one.
100%
You’re not wrong about the law, Jeff. Donnie’s law is “try and stop me”.
He'll be dead soon before he ever sees that bill. HOW ABOUT TODAY???
Don't tease me with a great day.
Today works for me.
✌️😂😂😂 Then we can have lunch!
I sort of figured that was how they were going to get around the "no living president" law: maybe they know something we don't about the three annual physicals this year.
They won't get past the Senate. And nobody is going to want to bother with it after he's gone. It's purely for sucking up to Donnie, and what's the point of sucking up to dead Donnie?
He was and will always be a very stupid NY mob boss. His dad knew this and got him Mob Lawyer Roy Cohn to be his major fixer. He taught tRump how to game the system - so long as he had an army of fixers to clean up the mess.
Cohn is #1 in my personal "worst person not a murderer" Hall of Pieces of Shit
I looked it up and most people disapprove of the destruction of the white house and the Rose garden.
#1? ...ahead of Mitch?
Mitch is 1A. Not A1, McMahon.
Cohn may also be responsible for Trump's love of beautiful men. Who knows?
“Not that there’s anything wrong with that.” - Jerry Seinfeld
The exception being Lindsey Graham
And then nobody does try to stop him.
So far, it’s worked. No consequences!
He does have a guardian angel at his shoulder. Unfortunately for us, it's the angel named Satan.
Trump's face on US money? Not even Hitler or Stalin ever put their face on the money back in the day. Don't tell Donnie!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet_ruble
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reichsmark
The lifelong conman and shill
Now wants his ugly mug on a bill
But most people don't dig
That beady-eyed pig
Whose mug shot is his favorite still
🤪
👏👏👏😂
Let him make his stupid easily counterfeited bill. Let's see how many banks or businesses take them. Honestly it's probably just going to be used by rich guys to bribe each other.
Toilet paper.
Nothing with his picture on it is going to get near my nether regions. Nope!
The best version I saw was with Orange Hitler’s mug shot behind bars
So true Mike! Will be be jinxing himself by forcing something that only happens to dead people?
Well, it is possible the Reich is working feverishly behind the scenes to make sure this requirement is fulfilled before any notes come off the presses.
Who knows? Maybe Trump is just two steps ahead, as usual, and understands that under his economy, in a couple years everyone will need a bill that large just to buy a tube of toothpaste and enough cat food to get them through the week. Then they can brag about how no one had ever touched a $250 bill under Biden.
It will come in handy for MAGA dumbshits to haul down to the dealership for their monster truck down payment. Or to buy one full tank of gasoline.
Three quarters of a tank at the current rate.
Since magats will be the only ones to use it, I look forward to having them deemed not legal tender and watching them complain about Biden or Obama making them do it. And dems cannot reimburse them for their stupidity!
You may get the chance to see the $250, provided it’s printed on Charmin. Then Donnie can claim a royalty for every time someone puts his corrupt face to appropriate use.
Ooh, I see an opportunity for souvenir toilet paper.
This is true. I never get anything higher than a $50.
great observation!
Every day a fresh dose of rage. I meditate, I exercise, I smoke copious amounts of weed, and yet I will not be surprised if at some point I develop a Trump-induced eating disorder. There's only so much bad feeling I can stuff down each day. As for Mrs. Miller, she'd be lucky to be a childless cat lady, a description that's a whole lot less insulting than she thinks. That was my life before I married and if I outlive my husband, it will be my life again. What the Nazi lady doesn't get is that liberal women don't tie their happiness to a wedding ring and child-bearing.
I alas, seem to have succumbed.
:-(
Only temporarily…
Childless cat ladies represent!
I’ve been looking through books on Brutalist monuments in former Yugoslavia, in Korea, all over. And they all seem intensely graceless, but at least attempt to bring something original to the table. These mugs trying to wreck the nation’s capitol haven’t an ounce of style or wit, obviously, but their aesthetic is that of a carnival midway, trash for trash’s own sake, to celebrate trashiness itself as an ideal. Every single fucking thing about this admin is either clearly destructive or at best simple littering. The deus ex machina we will need after this is a huge cosmic broom, a giant Dustbuster wielded by the gods themselves.
The temufication of Washington DC
Cheap Temu knockoffs are of better quality than anything trump
Excellent point. The trouble with Temu is that everything is so small.
The trouble with anything trump is that they are self-aggrandizing and blatantly flashy but have little to no substance and definitely no quality.
Yup.
It's just pure vandalism. And are taxpayers going to pay twice, the first time for the clown-brained destruction and the second time to mitigate it? Billions upon billions pissed away is A-OK, evidently. And it's all borrowed money.
And an ocean of karmic bleach.
Hahaha! I LOVE that you included Pumps and Ms Welch today! Those ladies deserve the “what the fuck is wrong with you” Pulitzer Prize imo!
Also, Miller is absolutely an ugly fuck — and not one person on either side disagreed or debated that point lol!!
I'd never heard of them before that video showed up in my bluesky feed yesterday. I'm going to have to find them time to give them a regular listen
You’ll love them! They never hold back — they are like the female version of you!
They're here: IHIP News. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zm7nTQpaoc
I just found Pump and Mrs Welch on Substack!! Yay!!!
I think if Trump's face is going to be on a bill the $3 one would be appropriate. On a side note, at what point can we stop calling it the "Justice Department"?
Thereby popularizing the phrase, "Phonier than a $3 bill"
I've seen it referred to as the "Demons of Jeopardy" in light of the E. Jean Carroll retaliation.
Everything he touches dies….ummmm….so can we send a zillion mosquitos to the WH and land on him so he itches (touches) himself??? Lord have mercy-the guy is nuts! Thanks for the great descriptions Jeff-you didn’t miss a beat!! Love Claudia pics!!! Have a nice weekend to all!
Great idea with the mosquitoes, but send them the night of the UFC debacle so all those MAGAts that attend will enjoy them along with the “macho” spectacle taking place. Seems fitting.
Can we ensure that every mosquito is carrying the virus that causes you to realize what a pathetic piss baby you voted for? I hope they never find a cure for it.
Ebola anyone?
A perfect spot!!!!
I wonder how the White House bees are going to like Daddy's cage match? I hope they are madder than hell. Lord knows the fuck I am.
There have actually been complaints about swarms of gnats all around the Epstein patio area and the White House grounds in general, so it will probably be soaked in Round-Up by June.
How about Murder Hornets?
I was just at a dollar store behind a non English speaking immigrant trying to use a $50 bill. The clerk didn't have enough change to break it. She didn't understand, but we eventually helped her buy a couple more items so he could make change.
That was a $50. Who would ever carry a $250 bill? Who even uses cash?
I do know if I come across his signed bills, I'll just write "Pedo" next to his signed name, or "sucks" after his signature.
If it ever comes out, I'm getting a rubber stamp that says "is a pedophile". Then I'm going to my credit union, getting 2 of them at the counter, stamping them and depositing them at the ATM, then going back and getting 2 more at the counter.
I'll make a day of it.
Ooooh, we could carpool, considering the cost of gas and all. call me.
This is noble.
Don't forget to add horns.
....and a forked tongue 👅
The potential for abusive messages is the one upside to this vanity plan. Well, along with the counterfeiting.
Its just for his wealthy donors so they can look cool. Like adolescent boys.
In Roman numerals, 250 is written as CCL.
CCL = Chinese Communist Lapdog
Each day I am not surprised, but I am shocked by the corruption of Trump. From his trying to subvert the rules of who gets to have their face on US currency, to not being able to end a war that he started which is destroying the global economy. Part of the shock is the American acceptance of his bad behavior. There seems to be a stupor with people not knowing what to do, at least not legally.
If you are a US citizen or have US residency, would you please read my piece explaining the Free Speech for People campaign to impeach Trump AND his cabinet and help them get 2 million signatures by signing the petition in it? https://lindaweide.substack.com/p/indivisible-abroad-supports-the-impeach?r=f0qfn
If you can't find the link to the petition in the above piece, here it is. Just scroll down and you will find it.
https://www.impeachtrumpagain.org/
Jeff, I’m Canadian - can you please explain all of this nonsense- how can people, elected or non elected, continue to support this deranged numpty? I sit here and am just amazed at the impunity of people to lie for a person who is obviously seriously ill. It would appear that the US is headed for another civil war.
We're faced with the very real threat of martial law. One wrong move and Trump declares it, and our military is itching to police the U.S. population. Thousands of people are being put into concentration camps. People are dying under their "care". Please understand that every corner of our government has been corrupted, and every branch of government has collapsed. Democrats in office are trying hard as are the lower courts, whose rulings get overturned by MAGA judges.
We're trying to save the Constitution and restore the rule of law. We can't do that by ignoring the Constitution and breaking the law. It won't be a civil war though. What will happen is that so many people will suffer that the vote is so overwhelming that Republicans can't cheat.
I hope you are right about the vote. They are really excellent at cheating (see Musk manipulates the votes).
And right wing oligharchs now control 90% of the media.
I have no idea. I think a large part in that is right wing media.
As of today approximately 90% of US mainstream media is controlled by a concentrated group of just five major conglomerates. These corporations dominate television, film, publishing, and digital news. They are billionaires and support Trump.
It's not support as much as opposition. Opposition to the haughty, sneering, imaginary Leftists who they feel have been lecturing to them and keeping them down all their lives. It doesn't matter that their greatest stated fears aren't real, just that they sound scary, like trans BLM Antifa commies hiding under their beds.
Theirs is a last stand. Their lives, and the futures of their children are dimming rapidly. They have no value in our society and so prefer to just burn it down by spreading accelerants.
There is no end of amazement to be had. As far as a civil war, it's anybody's guess. A reading of the history, though, could shed some light on it. The original Civil War was fought by an organized South as attempt to break off and found a sovereign nation, it had a goal, of sorts. That is not true now with the Trumpistas. A blind adherence to whatever Trump (incoherently) says and a mindless spewing of hate and violence is all they have. Aside from the regime's projects, like cage matches and defaced currency, there's not much there, there. Most of the outrage comes from specific crimes to benefit the wallets (grift) or psyches (brutalizing brown people) of specific individuals. The larger, and ancillary, attempt to roll the country into a "Gilead-like" reality is relatively specific, but nebulous. It has structural issues, too. The prevalence of educated women (about 40% of women age 25+ have at least one college degree) means that, for that vision to prevail, it would require massive and sustained violence. That would be a whole nother level to what's going on now. They talk a good game, but they're not organized for it.
I have to disagree that this populace didn't ask for any of this. The 49.8% of voters signed up for this. The problem is the other 50.2% have to put up with this clownfuckery every day.
The fairly large slice of the 50.2% that couldn't be bothered to vote deserve a lot of blame
It was never a fair and honest election. There was fuckery, as Jeff would say.
100%
"he’s just so unctuous — as well as haughty, arrogant and condescending." Unctuous is a terrific word to describe that POS Soybean Scott. Trying to stay calm over in redneck Missouri, where I laugh when I drive past the house where "Trump was Right" signs were all over the front yard. 🙄
More wonderful Claudia photos! Thank you!
“he knows that you know that he knows he’s lying. but he lies anyway because what the fuck are you going to do about it?” Jeff’s best description ever! And at this point I think we’ve all grown to love and need our Daily Claudia. Thank you, Jeff!
I haven't been to Missouri in a while, but things have shifted here in the Peach State. Trumpy enthusiasm is definitely on the wane and the yard signs have dried up in a big way. There's a jamoke down the road from me who had *multiple* ginormous signs of all things Trump on his fence, planted in the yard, Trump deco festooning his house. Now he's got 3 little yard signs.
It might not be his change of heart. It's reasonable to think that city Code Enforcement dropped by for a little tea. But still.
You're lucky - I have to drive past a house that is back to displaying not one, but two "Veterans for Trump" signs. Deep breaths and bird-flipping every time.
Soybean Scott is jaw-droppingly weird looking, like his face was made in a lab. Junior lab tech poured the silicon into the wrong mold..."Whoops! Ah, whatever, I'll call it 'Snot'" and put it in the clearance bin."
The 80's-"Don't take any candy from strangers."
The 90's-"Don't take any drugs from strangers."
Now-"Don’t take any funny money from some fucked-up flim-flam man."
Thanks for looking out for us, Uncle Jeff!
"Don't take any Pedo-Bucks."
I for one applaud trump's diversion from his failed war, failed economy and the fact that he's a pedophile by reminding us he raped a woman. Clever!
" I would rather be a barren, never-having-had-sex liberal woman, than fuck Stephen Miller on all the sex drugs Amsterdam can provide. so enough, Katie Miller.” - that made my day!
I concur.
Me too! 🤣
The more the economy fails, the more Donny grasps at straws to find some way to end his Iran fiasco without everyone in the world knowing that he self-dealt himself zero cards which resulted in him taking it up the ass from the Revolutionary Guard, the more the Courts tell him to fuck off with his various meritless lawsuits, the more his hand discolors, his make up cakes and runs, his hands turn purple, his cankles expand, his sleep only occurs during Oval Office time, and he is unable to even walk a few steps without having to grab onto something so he won't fall face forward, the more of these grandiose, ego stroking, and completely divorced from reality schemes like putting his mug shot on a $250 bill proliferate. Even non-MAGA Republicans know that Donny is completely useless and full of shit yet the "Administration" continues to trot out smug and stupid shoe shiners like Bessent, and Hassett to tell us to not believe what we see with our lying eyes. As you often say, Jeff, it's all so completely nauseating. But in one bright moment, it was just so delicious to see the DNC smack down that disgusting and dick-less Nazi Stephen Miller and watch the MAGA minions, the same people who masturbate to Donny's hateful rhetoric hourly, clutch their pearls and utter how horrible it is that the Dems would say fuck you to Donny's Himler.
Wow! You nailed that!
You libtards are such snowflakes ... wait ... what? ... oh, nevermind.