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“Letitia James, who ran on GET TRUMP platform, before even knowing anything about me...” OH HONEY--I THINK SHE KNOWS ALL ABOUT YOU-AS DO THE REST OF US! HAHAHAHAHA----

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You have to wonder how many other obscenely wealthy pricks are guilty of the same thing.

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Right! If he had just not run for office, he’d probably still be skating through life with the rest of them.

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Or even just not been an atrocious cock every moment he was in office. He did everything in his power to call attention to his crimes and then is flustered (or should that be flushtered in his case?) that he got caught.

Well what did you think was gonna happen, Einstein?

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He was practically screaming "Look everybody, I'm crime-ing!" and now tryna act all kinds of surprised that he is being taken to the woodshed because he is a criminal.

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The beauty of this is that it hits his greedy ass where it hurts. His wallet.

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Yeeees, which makes it even better! I wanna Muhahahaha now!

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His brand being tarnished hurts the most. And the loss of plausible deniability.

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IKR, what will hide behind now? Hurt Trumpers are claiming he didn't have a trial. They have no idea how the law works.

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He thinks he's above us mere mortals. In his mind, anything he does is ok. Rules and laws just get in his way. He's finding out he's also nothing but a mere mortal. I'm enjoying his descent into (hopefully) oblivion.

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Meanwhile, back at the ranch...correction, "gold-plated tower" crybaby has some whining and crying to do. Hahaha

There are some stiffed employees and contractors feeling very justifiably happy right now.

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Sep 27, 2023·edited Sep 27, 2023

And the Heinz truck has pulled into Bedbugmeister with a fresh load to throw at the walls that are closing in on him. Never been a fan of Chris Christie but he did say about 2 years ago, if anybody gets him, New York will.

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I hope they wring him dry of every last cent and he gets sued into oblivion. Watch out Walty, Donny has a Heinz ketchup hose flinging mood coming on! Probably a double diaper day as well.

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Gotta love how he says Tish James did this because of his lead over Biden, as if this investigation didn’t start years ago. But, I guess you can pull that off if you’re a cult leader.

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Or Letitia has anything at all to do with it, rather than it being purely the results of his own knowing criminal actions.

This is the sort of shit people dig into when you publicly claim "smart people don't pay taxes."

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I hear the voice of Omar saying,Undeed!

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I wanted to hit LIKE on all of your posts. I will come to the 🎉 🎈 🎊 party.🤣 Now, I hate to ask for more but.............let’s see if we can’t get him a new space to live in and let him think about how much he really deserves this. (I do feel bad for Barron) we cannot choose our parents. I wish him to not follow in “dads” bad deeds. I do mean that.🥰. Should we all buy stock in “Popcorn”. 🇺🇸

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I am not 100% sure that child is Donald's.

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I hope he isn’t, for his own sake. And for a life with more freedom and anonymity.

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You bad.

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You're welcome! Service I offer free of charge!

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He would never admit to himself or anyone else that he really deserves this. I'd bet a million bucks on that.

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Didn’t you always want to know how to tell the good guys from the bad guys? I did. Then here Trump comes along and a blizzard of iron fragments fly to the magnet and stick there forever, never to be released. The ones who stayed right where they were are the good guys. Yes. Ok. Generally speaking.

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He thought h would continue to skate as he had been for years and all because of Pop's money enabling legal maneuvers..

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Yup, his absolute hubris was his downfall.

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And stupidity.. let’s not forget stupidity.

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absolutely, but putin was on his back.

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Had his back?

Hopefully, we can see both of these empty-sack POS on a third rate cable channel program,"where are they now..." we catch-op with both men doing life in prison and mostly forgotten. Oh look, the warden allowed Trump to paint his toilet gold in remembrance of days gone by. While Melania no longer visits, Trump still gets occasional fan mail from his MAGA fans, many also institutalized...

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All of them.

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Well, to be fair, he didn't actually want to be president. According to his agent, his Celebrity Apprentice ratings were faltering and running for president would be a good way to boost his negotiating leverage for the upcoming contract negotiations.

There was a good 10 minutes or so on election night when it became clear he would win, and he was stunned into silence for once in his life because he knew this would bring a lot of hugely problematic scrutiny to his dealings, and he was right. Remember that nobody thought he would win, and no polls predicted his win, which journalists later attributed to the fact that a lot of MAGA voters still had enough awareness to be ashamed to admit supporting Trump. So what did he do? He did what has always worked for him, and he just doubled down.

It's almost unbelievable that the Repiblican party has not yet jettisoned him, when you think how much trouble he still faces legally, on top of 14th amendment concerns, his declining cognitive health. It seems like he will scfrew up the vote one way or another- he has already promised to burn the GOP to the ground if he is not their nominee but they will do it themselves if he is.

His base always gets louder but can only ever get smaller as his troubles multiply. Kicking myself for not investing in schadenfreude earlier.

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99 out of a 100 would be my guess.

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most of em

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Probably not to this extent. But even so, the rest of them aren’t dumb enough to run for office.

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Good point

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That's exactly why they support DonnyFF and the whole GOP crazy train. M. O. N. E. Y.

They C. H. E. A. T. and D.O. N.O.T. P.A.Y. proper T.A.X.E.S.

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Most of them.

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Perhaps not on that order of magnitude?

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Exactly.. except his crimes in total are 100 times whatever shit others have done..

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Did everyone enjoy the wailing from Eric? The State of New York is destroying his daddy and he's lost faith in the justice system. The only faith a Trump ever had in the justice system was that they could beat it. It must be a painful reality check.

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Donny-2 books and his crybaby sons are so full of BS. The ONLY faith they had in the justice system was their ability to shameless bring thousands of bs lawsuits against anyone that looked at them wrong. What goes around comes around you arrogant little shit!

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Donny coke head shouldn't be too upset. He'll be able to get his fix in prison. From people I know both on the guard side and inmate side it is easier to get drugs than it is good food and legit medication.

There are a lot of crafty, smart inmates in prisons. Just think what they could have done for society in a good way if they had decided to take another path with their lives. Unfortunately society and big corporations don't pay people a decent living wage, the big shots keep all the money for themselves and the people who actually make the money for the companies live paycheck to paycheck.

Okay, off my soapbox now.

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Well, there's that!

Way back in the day I made a business vist to Stiiwatsr,MN, State prison, for a traning session whereby callers to an 800# were given product info in a lead generation program. This would have been the top prisoners, even some life sentence candidates and those working on college degrees were the main participants. While within the company we jokingly called the program 1-800-CONVICT, they did a great job. What I came away with was the 24/7 fight against boredom and a sense of finding meaning in that atmosphere- unbelievable really. I got to go home obviously but the impact of leaving from a place where uou could spend 20 years or life, never left me.

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... shits.

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Thank you! Had a case of anger & resentment building while writing and hit that post key a bit too early!

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And just when I feel like this asshole will never be held accountable, here comes Jeff and my day is suddenly much brighter. NOW...the question remains, will the American people come to their senses and stop supporting this con artist? Thank you, Jeff... I feel better. 👍

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I think enough will in the end but not the MAGAs. They're too stupid and stubborn to admit they have been played for 8 years. Boo fucking Hoo.

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It’s hard to deprogrammed millions.. oh well

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Yes, it could happen to us if we were stupid enough to lie that our property was worth 2300% more than it actually was.

Accountability - 1, Orange Blob - 0

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Orange Blob!! Love it🙌🏽

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Expect Fox and Co to talk about the "Biden crime family" extensively today.

And if I weren't tired of Drumpf for any other reason by now, I'd already be tired of how every little problem he has is the "worst/biggest one EVAR!" Week after week, month after month, always escalating - because those GoFundMes always have to be the new biggest thing to get Ma and Pa MAGA to send their social security funds to him while they eat Chef Boyardee for another month straight - cold, because they don't pay their electric.

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Unfair

Unfair

Unfair

Unfair, I tell you.

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Sep 27, 2023·edited Sep 27, 2023

The true joy in that now, since he insists on MAL being worth not $18m but $1.8b (100x 1.8m...), Ron de Santis can come after him for the difference in property taxes. Times how many ever years you can claim unpaid back taxes for. Screwed coming and going - that's how I like my Trumps.

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De Santis is scared shitless of him.

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You are probably quite right. But maybe that day will come when all is lost for Ron, and he is tired of the name-calling, when there might be space for a little reckoning? A girl can dream...

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And the fact that all his properties and LLCs be put into receivership! Cutting him off from most of his income.

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I am very interested in seeing how the IRS will handle Trump now that he has been found guilty of massive financial and documentation fraud.

Al Capone was ultimately stopped by being convicted and jailed for tax evasion.

I will not be surprised when Trump is charged with and found guilty of both tax evasion and tax reporting fraud.

I foresee a very real, genuine, valid, and vigorous IRS AUDIT in Donald Trump and his co-conspiring sons futures.

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Tax fraud has always struck me as the most direct route between Donald Trump and Sing Sing.

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Don Jr. Eric, and Ivanka with cardboard signs at the freeway exit. What a wonderful picture!

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Well see. It's taken 50 years to get to this point.

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I am awed by Jeff’s use of adjectives to describe the Orange Prison Apprentice. It is such a dazzling array my thesaurus is now in twice-a-week therapy sessions!

As the sun begins to set on the Trump crime family, Putin will probably start trying to determine which Republican to fund for 2024. And as the donor checks stop paying Trump’s crack legal team, one wonders what will happen to the pending criminal cases. Obviously they aren’t just going away with a donation to a Pam Bondi campaign.

The thought of Trump rotting away in prison while Melania returns to ‘modeling’, while compelling will be troubling if Trump is not joined by his co-conspirators and accessories after the fact at a maximum security prison complex.

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My thesaurus is in therapy....!!!

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🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

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Jeff, I look forward to your posts every day. So spot on! To answer your question: "holy shit! is it possible to overdose on schadenfreude?" For Dipshit Fuckface, a resounding NO!

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it's especially freeing not to worry about capitalizing the start of every sentence!

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More schadenfreude!!

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me too!

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He's right: Nothing like him has ever happened before in this country. And never will again!! Rot in prison and then burn in hell, you miserable, lying excuse for a human

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Sadly, I am not convinced at all that Trump in the end will be held accountable. He still has a real shot at the presidency which means an end to our democracy. We can celebrate, take a long breath or think he is going down. He is not. Presently our democracy is going down. Each day we have to do something about this. Be a Nelson Mandela. Be a Clare Bothe Luce. Be a Marie Curie. Be a Dorothy Thompson.

Be a Ted Lasso in a sea of villains.

Stay alert.

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Geez, just a fucking ray of sunshine every day, are you?

No, I get hence my own fight back activities but geez, can we have moment to enjoy the moment?

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Always.

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Fuck around and find out Donny. Trump is John Gotti in a crappy suit.

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He’s such a waste of life with no redeeming qualities. As Beck sang back in the day, “I’m a loser baby . . . .”

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"They can do it to you." EVERY time you lie to a bank they can get you! The Horror!

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I’m already laughing out loud before getting halfway through the introductory paragraph about the otherwise “needs no introduction” former and never should have been president. Now back to reading. This will be especially delicious.

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