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Caelesto's avatar

I'm trying not to get too excited about Thursday because I get the feeling Trumpty Dumpty is going to back out at the last second. In my office we are currently placing bets on what his excuse will be.

Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

I stand by my belief that hubris and overconfidence will keep Donny from dropping out, but I surely won't be surprised if he does cancel

BC's avatar

I agree. If he cancels, he'll make up something denigrating someone. It is ALWAYS someone else's fault. Literally always.

Rick Calegari's avatar

You can pretty much count on it.

Charles Austin's avatar

I think he'll storm off when his microphone gets muted.

Ron's avatar

I'll put down a hundred bucks that he shouts over Biden, un-miked.

arne link's avatar

Sorry, no one is going to take that bet. Anyway, he will just continue to shout without a mike. I wish there was a Cone of Silence over his head.

Tails's avatar

He needs one of those dog bark collars that sprays water in his face.

Don'tBlameTheDog's avatar

Like the Get Smart cone of secrecy thing? I vote for that. 🤣🤣🤣

Robin's avatar

I was thinking that too, or that he'd walk over to where Biden is standing to shout into his microphone.

Susan Niemann's avatar

😆 I’d like to see that! Maybe they’ll end up in a fist fight!

bruce somers's avatar

I heard yesterday he's going with the 'immigrants are murdering the white folks' thing.

bruce somers's avatar

I'll be listening to Biden,Trump will be muted,I've been using the line lately 'I certainly do respect your right to free speech,respect my right to ignore your dumb ass'

Lorraine Parish's avatar

I do too. Not the first time though, maybe the fourth or fifth

Kathleen Weber's avatar

Good! He will definitely pull a face.

Kathleen Weber's avatar

Trump does know that not showing up for the game looks bad. Even in MAGA country.

Ron's avatar

there is absolutely nothing trmp could say or do that would garner fair critique from his cultists. for them trmp is the winner whether he shows or not.

Don'tBlameTheDog's avatar

Totally agree. But they are a decided minority. Lot of non political people will be judging character on Thursday. 🤫

Rick Calegari's avatar

For sure. The funny as hell caterwauling cum socks would like nothing more than to have their chosen drugged demented imbecile drop out since most are aware that debate prepping doesn't typically happen on a golf course. Then again, this worthless turd did everything on the links instead of attempting to do his job. Stay tuned for what could be the shitshow of the year.

Chet Brandt's avatar

The mango moron spent 307 days on the golf course while play acting as president…

Rick Calegari's avatar

You could probably count on emperor anus lips spending even more time on the links if in the worst case scenario, the voters were to let that happen.

Karla's avatar

That and he’s lost touch reality to the point that he doesn’t understand that showing up will also be bad.

Carrie Duncan's avatar

Agree--I'm having trouble seeing any possible excuse that won't make him look like a weak loser.

Kathleen Weber's avatar

Yet denial is a powerful psychological force. This is what Yahweh said about the Israelites: "They have eyes, but they cannot see, they have ears, but they cannot hear."

Anita Smibert's avatar

I'm counting on his head exploding the first time his mic is shut off.

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

I'll go with hubris and over-confidence. He has zero self-awareness and can't see his own dementia. The malignant narcissist is drooling for global media attention and will claim a win. His Shitzenpantz media pundits will echo that, possibly even CNN as well to deflect charges of rigging the debate.

Maureen Okonski's avatar

I honestly think he's recognizing his deficits because he said to the crowd if mouth breathers that he is having trouble with his memory. Which do you remember the truth or all the lies you told?

shee-rah's avatar

He doesn’t know the difference between truth and lies.

Timothy Fifer's avatar

Maybe due to a case of terminal heel spurs?

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arne link's avatar

I would prefer a real one, but you get what you get.

Deb Martina's avatar

A real one works for me 🙏

steve robertshaw's avatar

Pretty sure the excuse will be the 'rigged' narrative the toadies are all pushing right now. Hope Biden talks to a podium with a trump mannequin standing behind it, should still get a decent audience with all the hype.

Pope Buck I's avatar

The mannequin will present more coherent arguments than PAB would have, anyway.

steve robertshaw's avatar

Ha!!! And have less paint on its face too!

shee-rah's avatar

Like those Chatty Cathy dolls where you pulled a string on its back and it spoke. The Trump mannequin would say, “Rigged debate! Rigged election!”

Patris's avatar

Bone spurs is my best guess

Peg's avatar

Old draft-dodging bone spurs acting up, perhaps?

Deb Martina's avatar

And I hope numb nuts does

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bruce somers's avatar

Or stroke out like Mitch.

M.T. Kelly's avatar

I'll take guineas for a dollar please.......

bruce somers's avatar

Is there a diaper size bigger than 'Extra, extra large'??

Kathleen Weber's avatar

I think of Jeff Tiedrich as my own personal junkyard dog. His fur is scraggly—just look at his picture. Probably missing an eye and an ear.

But he lives in a state of permanent holy hostility and will alert us to every single bad guy out there. 😡😡😡

You can't pay him to do this. It's just in his nature. And he makes McGruff, the so-called “Take a bite out of Crime” fraudster look like a Bichon Frisé with a bow over both ears. 🐩🎀🐩

And right behind Jeff is Ms Spouse. I won't attempt to describe her because terror breeds respect. 🤬🤬🤬

Sometimes life is better than you expected it to be.

Cheryl Keeping's avatar

My bichon resembles that remark! He does NOT wear bows. He DOES wear a Blue Wave collar, tho.

bruce somers's avatar

I think Jeff and I look pretty similar.. obviously pretty of good,high-powered water pressure to wash those long locks.

Kathleen Weber's avatar

Bruce. was it you or Jeff the twin that got adopted?

bruce somers's avatar

IDK, I look a little like the Mailman.

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

You can't comment if you don't subscribe! Jeff started writing before he had hardly any subscribers at all.

bruce somers's avatar

I started following him on Twitter because he's just as pissed as I am.

Scott Bernstein's avatar

I want to witness that filthy nazi fuck die on live tv.

Carrie Duncan's avatar

Can't agree. Dying would be a mercy, and it lets him off without consequences (living the way he has, he's way past his longevity estimates). I want to see him watch everything he's "built" come crashing down on him. Through bars. I long for his long life, without acolytes, privilege, Big Macs or any access to technology.

Lamorindalinda's avatar

I want him to suffer the way he has made us suffer for the last 12 years. He deserves to be in excruciating pain for the damage he has done to our beloved country. He is a monster. There is nothing too horrific for him to have to endure for the pain he has inflicted upon all of us. Unfortunately, the cynic in me believes his dementia will be seen as sympathetic and he’ll just be allowed to continue to live out his days in oblivious luxury until his demise.

Scott Bernstein's avatar

Consequences? That mountain of shit has lived 78 years with zero consequences. There are no consequences now or in the future. It's delusional to think he will ever be held accountable for anything or if someone incapable of showing remorse or shame or is detached from actual reality like him gives a fuck. It's just one more thing to say is rigged against him, it's all another witch hunt..........and his sub-human fuck cult followers eat that shit up with a shovel. How these vile fucks have not died from E. coli is beyond me. Being convicted of rape and then 34 more felony convictions makes these sub-human MAGA Maggots even more devoted. The more sub-human the act, the better. The only chance this "country" has of moving forward is that disgusting shit stain needs to not be. That fuck needs to drop dead. If you don't believe me, pay very close fucking attention to what's going on right now with that filthy fuck judge in the stolen documents case. A traitor and domestic terrorist is being protected by a system he rigged. There are no consequences. He should die by lethal injection, but instead we now live in the fucking Twilight Zone. It's enough already.

Lynn Van Haren's avatar

👏👏👏👏Scott! Well said. Don’t forget he is also being protected by the conservative fucks on the SC, who took the immunity question & won’t rule on it,

Bonnie Boyce's avatar

I suspect that tRump is the most hated man on earth.

bruce somers's avatar

Holy shit,well said,we are absolutely under attack from the babbling idiot cult that actually hates this country and everything it stand for,no escaping that 'reality',if Dem voters don't turn out in record numbers we're in some deep shit.

Patricia Gomes's avatar

I’m going for the aphasic stroke though they'll probably use an AI hologram to spit out his ongoing oral shit.

un poco loco's avatar

and you know, there's always a chance that the AI is smarter and will do less damage...

Karla's avatar

I don’t think he’s smart enough to fake this new level of mentally gone, but I do fear that it will keep him out of prison 😢.

Carrie Duncan's avatar

It's not the bars that I hold dear. It's making him live the rest of his life under someone else's control (a joy to watch in Judge Merchan's court) that I want, with no social media, no rallies, no one kissing the ring. No Adderall (or other) abuse. No one acknowledging what a special boy he is. It's his oxygen. I want it all buried 6 feet under, while he watches.

Lora Torgessen's avatar

The sad thing is that his dementia is increasing, exponentially, on a daily basis. By the time it all comes crashing down, if he lives that long, he won't have enough cognitive ability left to even know what's happened.

Lynn Van Haren's avatar

Will never happen. Too much deference given to an ex “president”- even an accidental one

Ron's avatar

"Suddenly the noises from Mr. Trump's face quieted and it appeared confused. It drew its front haunches to its neck and clutched the right side of its face in a grotesque display of shock and horror. Clinging to the podium with one free hand, the rear haunches buckled, and in a single fell swoop, it and its props hit the stage floor with a sickening thud and squealing feedback.

"Somehow during the stroke, Mr. Trump's baggy blue clown slacks had loosened and fallen, and the carcass lay on its side. The entire world looked on in disbelief as the half-exposed buttocks of the corpse now faced them while voiding its bowels."

Scott Bernstein's avatar

Are you allowed to talk all sexy like that here????????????

un poco loco's avatar

EUUUWWWWW!!!! and WOOHOOOOO!!!!! all at once...

Kathleen Weber's avatar

The above is rated XXX—adults only! 🤢🤢🤢

Dave Drell's avatar

And after 20 seconds, Joe Biden asked Tapper to repeat the question

bruce somers's avatar

You forgot we'll see his spanks and girdle.

Nancy Potter's avatar

I just want Biden to treat Trump with all the respect he deserves. Last debate, it was, "Will you shut up, man?" Raise that to Defcon 5. Attack his lies, his criminal convictions, the rape judgment, the civil fraud judgment, the adultery, his stupid policies, his delusions, his narcissism, what his foreign policy people say about him, how Putin laughs at him - don't treat him as even worthy to share the stage with the President of the United States.

Scott Bernstein's avatar

Nancy.... you keep a sharp eye for all that stuff and I'll keep watch for the most massive and excruciating stroke in the history of history. Deal????

Carol Jacobson's avatar

Oh that would be the highlight of my life!!

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Lena Fontaine's avatar

I agree! And I feel even more angry towards him (and his toadies) for making me feel that way. I blame them for that as well. It's not a state of mind I like for myself.

Timothy Fifer's avatar

Don’t feel bad. I’m sure all of us have thought like that at one time or another. It’s called “wanting to save democracy “.

Maureen Okonski's avatar

I think this is how people felt about Hitler. tRump elicits the horror reflex in normal humans.

bruce somers's avatar

I'm a veteran,so this 'suckers and losers' crap pisses me right off,every goddamn day,but Trump has exposed Republicans for what they actually are,power-mad greedy grifters who actually hate this country and everything it stands for.

Ron's avatar

the death of trmp (sooner the better) would bring a global sigh of relief.

while I'm sure the rising american fascist party has an exhaustively laid out contingency plan in the event of a major artery blockage or stroke, it would be an opportunity for a major setback. millions of its waste of oxygen cult would instantly become less involved. the sound of all its wretchedly stupid idolators shutting the fuck up for a few months would be worth it alone.

watching it faceplant dead on the debate stage would be a sight for the ages.

a truly spectacular miracle that would instantly give billions around the world hope.

Bonnie Boyce's avatar

That is what I resent the MOST about that colossal waste of oxygen—I have never felt anything close to what passes for “hatred” like I have since 2015

Carrie Duncan's avatar

I detest the sound of his voice and have resorted to transcripts since 2016 and avoid even the sight of his rictus mouth making sounds--but I will tune in Thursday and take delight in every aphasia flag, every laughable lie, every stumble through his word salad, every fart.

Karla's avatar

That and Biden’s witty retorts. I hope he keeps talking when they mute his mic so we can, again, hear “Will you shut up man”.

arne link's avatar

I understand. His dead voice is just unbearable.

un poco loco's avatar

I realized this morning that the "story" tone he gets when he comes up with the real whoppers (as opposed to the every-day whoppers that fall out every time he opens his mouth) -- which really fucking irritates the shit out of me every time I hear it -- is like he's a mean kid telling a "fairy tale" to a younger kid he plans to beat up later & steal lunch money from...

Discreet Music's avatar

That creepy thing he does with long I. "BEYEden! ChEYEna! They indEYEted me!"

Kathy H's avatar

I felt physically ill the first time I heard his voice so many years ago, but I, too, am looking forward to what I hope is his finale, going down forever in gaseous flames.

bruce somers's avatar

The first time I saw him he was doing an interview in his Trump Tower apt,I think it was 1986 or so, I yelled to my wife 'Honey!! Come look!! It looks like Liberace and Elvis went on a cocaine binge and decorated his apartment,what a no-class loser!!'

Kathy H's avatar

hahahaha! good call. NO CLASS nails it. I've witnessed a lot of confident arrogance but never such an entire lack of dignity & respect. not even any pretense of being a gentleman/person, full-out asshole.

bruce somers's avatar

Money can't buy class,Trump and the MAGAs prove it every day...

Maureen Okonski's avatar

He called President Biden "Joe Bride" in Pennsylvania. I kid you not.

Susan Niemann's avatar

"Will Be Wild"! Oh, hell yes.

"caterwauling cum-socks"? I'll have whatever Jeff is having to crank out hilarious stuff like this! 😂😂 That Leavitt woman fits the Trump criteria perfectly: Blond, plastic surgeried, and obnoxious. Make them go away for good....VOTE BLUE and let's end this stupid shit once and for all.

Anti fascist's avatar

Bannon “a one man leper colony”

Hahahaha and ewww

Charles Austin's avatar

He's a walking,talking hemorrhoid.🤮🤮

M.T. Kelly's avatar

Yeah I've gotten a lot of mileage with following" functionally, his mouth and his anus are the same'"

bruce somers's avatar

He's like the drunk at a bar with Napoleon syndrome,picking fights,and writing checks he can't cash.

Chet Brandt's avatar

His drunken asswill be in jail soon enough.DT’s to follow while he is in jail….detoxing is awful but can’t be enough for this treasonous fuck.

arne link's avatar

I know, right? That was brilliant.

Susie in OH's avatar

Am wondering if Bannon will wear three orange jumpsuits in prison.

Schnauzermom's avatar

Yep. I just lol’d in the lobby of a hotel😉

David Skoglund's avatar

Susan, Cum-sock will be added to the dictionary in a few years.

Susan Niemann's avatar

😂😂. Oh good! I can’t wait!🤣

Joanne Filipo's avatar

Omg, the comments on here are hilarious today!

Judy Luchsinger's avatar

Don't Republicans ever get tired of the same old complaints and excuses? They should have worn very thin by now: it's rigged, they cheated, it was stolen from me, I have no responsibility, it's someone else's fault, Ad Infinitum.

steve robertshaw's avatar

No, for the average Republican voter in this country, most of the 74 million who voted trumpy last time, it's literally the repetition of a short 'bumper sticker' phrase that they memorize that motivates them to bother voting. Tuned out, apathetic and simple minded people.

Bonnie Boyce's avatar

You’re being far too generous toward those deluded tRump worshippers

Kathy H's avatar

I really wonder about that too, why the boy yelling wolf never gets old, as any reasoning person would question eventually. My only conclusion is people abandoning a search for reality in favor of a twisted fantasy. It's sad for people to be living out stories of abuse, thinking perpetuating abuse is ever going to come out right, but I don't have any sympathy for people not willing to look further, that embrace aggression being human nature. That shits on all value in life.

bruce somers's avatar

Like brain-damaged parrots with a bad attitude.

Lisa Ham's avatar

Trump is lucky that Biden isn't taking the bait and saying "Sure, you can drug test me, but only if you do the same. Before and after. How about a strand of hair test while we're at it?"

Susie in OH's avatar

If CD I was Biden I’d say “ Well, I wasn’t recorded with white stuff falling out of my nose like you were, Pal.

Kathleen Weber's avatar

Truer words never spoken:

Jonathan V Last: "If you gave conservative voters a choice between enacting the policy reform of their choice, or pushing Hillary Clinton down a flight of stairs, they’d choose number two every time."

https://www.thebulwark.com/p/the-two-faces-of-trump

Bonnie Boyce's avatar

Understandable, since their policy consists of nothing other than whining about the policies of others.

Eric Smith's avatar

Biden has to keep pointing out that the combover Caligula has no plans for a second term, and at the end of each two minute segment he calls the Mango Assiolini a LOSER. Trump will lose it (pun intended), and become completely unhinged, and spew word salad insults at Biden. Kids— bring your popcorn— it’s going to be a bumpy ride!

Chet Brandt's avatar

This debate will descend into a shitshow of epic proportions. All Joe has to do is be on his game like he was at the State of the Union address. The mango moron will hang himself……

Carrie Duncan's avatar

Yes, please! "Why, Donald, do you have no plans for a second term? Maybe something to do with your stated plan to become dictator on Day 1?" (As if he'll stop being a dictator on Day 2. The plans are in place to make certain that after Day 1, no one even has to ask the question.)

bruce somers's avatar

You remember when he was waving around his stupendous 'plans',the best 'plans' ever in history,and it turned out to be a blank piece of paper?? That was funny...of course he called 'fake news'

Jeanne Leduc's avatar

He better refer to him as a convicted felon at least 3 times!!

Sandy B in NorCal's avatar

Mango Mussolini definitely has plans for a second term - big plans. They're available to the public as "Project 2025."

Darrell Smith's avatar

Muting Trump's mic will not shut him up if the coked up squirrels in his head are wound up. When I was in high school over 50 years ago I debated and gave speeches. I was a teenager but I knew how to act right and carry on properly. The last time Trump debated completely destroyed my good memories of doing it so long ago. He doesn't know how to debate. He doesn't know how to act properly. He doesn't know how to cook or mow a lawn. How did people expect him to preside?

Will the Returds have a high speed collision with reality or will the day of reconning be delayed once again? We will see.

Carrie Duncan's avatar

Ah, yes, the halcyon days when sarcasm would get you ranked last speaker. (I loved Debate in HS.)

Darrell Smith's avatar

Sarcasm, character assassination, and general ugliness was not a good strategy in debating. This is all Trump has.

Deb Martina's avatar

I love halcion!! 🙃

Terri Nighswonger's avatar

The returds will have a bag load of excuses for the rotting rump.

shee-rah's avatar

No excuses needed! They’ll declare that Trump destroyed Biden in the debate even if all he did was babel and make accusations.

bruce somers's avatar

'Coked up squirrels in his head are wound up'...pure brilliance!! 😄😄😄😄

Tess's avatar

I hope he “shits his diaper on live television!” CNN would have to take a break or reschedule the debate, pretend that no one smells anything, or blame the smell on Biden. No matter what happens…trump will be the hero in maga eyes (blinded) and Joe is on drugs. Never tell the truth-just lie and my dumb supporters will believe everything I say! However———popcorn and wine is on my menu for this!!!!!

Susan Niemann's avatar

Same here....popcorn, maybe a few other snacks....what kind of wine pairs with Schadenfreude???? 😂😂

Anti fascist's avatar

Not wine. Wild Turkey 😂

Charles Austin's avatar

Damn! You're serious!😆😆

Anti fascist's avatar

Hah! I’ve never actually had it. 😂

I do like bourbon tho

Susan Niemann's avatar

See...thats why you and I like each other! Love bourbon! :)

Anti fascist's avatar

Yes! Perhaps when we get together we can have some

Susan Niemann's avatar

Lordy, Margot! I barely remember drinking that once! 🤣

Charles Austin's avatar

😂😂 Wild Turkey is liquid amnesia.

Susan Niemann's avatar

Oh Man.... it hurt me. 🤣 Give me a smooth double barrel like Noble Oak.

Charles Austin's avatar

Black Velvet has the same effect. I know a lot of people who got into some shit when bombed on Black Velvet.

Morgan OCailleigh's avatar

I'll stick with Irish whiskey....🥃

M.T. Kelly's avatar

Powers, Tullamore, or.......

Morgan OCailleigh's avatar

Redbreast. Or perhaps a single malt ....

bruce somers's avatar

I'm pretty sure I'm listening to Biden,and muting Trump,his shit got old for me about 9 years ago.

Susan Niemann's avatar

Bruce-not even for the comedy relief? I’m trying to be positive here! 🤪

Kathleen Weber's avatar

Evil Knievel was a crazy man who turned people on by doing ridiculous stunts.

The stars of MAGA are crazy people who turn people on by trying to jump the country over the Grand Canyon.

Just for the thrill . . .

Tama2U's avatar

I was actually there when Evil Knieval attempted and failed to jump the Snake River canyon. Lots of hype then dismal and near fatal failure…yep, sounds familiar.

Kathleen Weber's avatar

I had a soft spot for Evil. I like people who try extreme things, but not with the fate of millions at stake.

bruce somers's avatar

I broke a lot bones because of that crazy bastard, I think I was 7 when he jumped the fountain at Caesars,took me to at least 30 years old to figure out I wasn't indestructible.

Kay-El's avatar

R Righteous

I Indignation

G GOP Donny

G Gonna

E Expel

D Diarrhea of the mouth

Cum-socks for the winner of make me snort coffee out of my nose.

Patty Mooney's avatar

Have you seen this video made by the Colbert team yet? Hilarious "That's not his name" - https://youtu.be/zAPahfCH4vs?si=MWPR8JGwb7n2NT5Q

Susan Niemann's avatar

OMG! Thats hilarious! Thanks for sharing that! 😂😂😂

Patty Mooney's avatar

I couldn't stop laughing!

bruce somers's avatar

That's hysterical!!! 😄😄😄😄

Discreet Music's avatar

Trump’s dementia is worsening. If he goes off on sharks and batteries (“lotta shar”) and uses up his time, mumbling into a dead microphone…

… MAGA will say he won.

And he looked very presidential.

Kathleen Weber's avatar

Unfortunately, his fans do not want presidential.

Lamorindalinda's avatar

One man leper colony Steve Bannon. 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

M.T. Kelly's avatar

hope is tongue rots first.