Jeff, there is a specific nausea that comes from watching the Orange Shitler imitate a corpse. He's not even a good forgery. He's a five-dollar Halloween costume with vomit all over it, that’s been shat in repeatedly, with nuclear codes, a bad hip, and a shit-eating grin he practiced in a mirror, after having his face sprayed with orange makeup.
Guess I'll be biking everywhere from now on. Seriously though, I could bike to most places or combine bike & bus. My city has invested in both bike lanes and bus routes. But most of America is screwed on both points. Maybe we shouldn't be ripping up bike lanes, Mr. Duffy.
You know, when someone makes a mistake and corrects it with honesty and humility, but people still call that person a "moron"? Well, it says more about the name-caller than it does the one who made the mistake. It's almost like no one else has ever made a mistake.
The part that still gets me is the merging of “official presidential trip” with “weekend at the family golf resort.” Apparently we’ve reached the stage where diplomacy, leisure, and brand promotion can all share one motorcade and taxpayers are expected not to notice the luggage.
I want foreign leaders to start refusing to host him, particularly in cases like this, where clearly all he's interested in is the golf. They don't have anything to gain, and it costs us millions every time.
Jeff, I know after the weekend there seems to be a mountain of news.. one story that escaped you.. Don Jr. and his new wife, both unbelievable rich$$ . Well apparently they had a good friend of Vlad, a Russian oligarch pay for a large % of his latest wedding, like paying for not one but two islands. At this point it’s safe to say Agent Krasnov is a shill for Vlad.. Pity this Agent did not attend, I believe he was on the golf course that day with Natalie.. Best to All…. Where is Mel today? Where is Mitch today?🌷
Today is the day Kentucky’s senior Senator, Mitch McConnell, is supposed to return to the Senate.
No word yet, that I’ve seen, whether Sen. McConnell has appeared in the Senate, either in a wheelchair, hospital gurney, body bag, oversized Coleman cooler, or coffin.
That's Murc's Law for you! Since America's Pilonidal Cyst isn't a Democrat he's not responsible to know anything about anything. He's not responsible to act like he has any sense. Heck he can have the All-in-One Stalker supplant the position of the First Lady in the diplomatic matters.
Kudos to the president and the people of Ireland for demonstrating their complete and utter disdain for Dementia Donny. He didn't get it, but I enjoyed it.
We're so screwed. How much longer do you guys think we have to survive? I need to buy enough bourbon and Griottodine cherrys for Manhattans. Might as well go out in style. 😢
There are some serious Substackers like John Walter telling us all to stock up on non perishable food. Beyond the usual rice and beans. Of course, if the climate crisis isn’t solved, the planet only has 5 to 10 years left, anyway. Those melting glaciers have to flood somewhere. But I still try to laugh every day. Reading Jeff helps with that.
Having some nonperishables and water on hand is a good idea with all the natural and man made disasters going on these days. You can pretty much count on getting no help if you get hit by a flood, hurricane, etc.
Well, congratulations to everyone who knows enough about Ireland's history to get all shouty about it here.
Thanks, Jeff, for wading through all that and coming out on the other side. Never mind!
I am here for the snark and cathartic outrage, sometimes also for information, but even more for the affirmation that there is a community of folks here who feel as I do. Thanks for speaking for us, Jeff, and for the hilarious pictures and very satisfying video. Thanks also to the folks doing yoga (hah) at Doonbeg. I love them, too.
Doesn’t Natty fit in so well with the rest of the trump family? She compliments Eric and Donny Jr. perfectly! Soon to be mommy number 4. She’s probably younger than her future step children.
Yep, she goes on the official trip while rent-a-wife stays home. Harp even was in the delegation reception line, shaking hands with the Irish dignitaries, who were probably thinking, who the fuck is this person and what is her role?
Natty is 35, so she is much younger than the first three demon spawn, but older than The Forgotten One and of course The Freakishly Tall Socially Awkward Sociopath in Training.
I think I speak for many in this community when I say, Laura Maguire, whoever the fuck you are, we don't give a fuck about your opinions anyhoo so fuck off.
You know, Couchfuck McGee has rolling thunder squadrons of black SUVs about as long as the corpulent sack o’ shit does. And in even stranger locations. But it’s too early to tell whether he has the stones to completely sell out to the Russian oligarchs, the oligarchiest, even more oligarchic than Thiel and the other white nationalists trying so viciously to end this nation.
I don't think he (Schmucko) forgets as much as he seems (I believe he has advanced brain rot) so much as the Roy Cohn lessons are his first instinct (and they're what the rotting brain latches onto): deny, deny, deny, push back, always on offense. As far as the Hillbilly Doughboy, it would not surprise me if he was a placeholder for Dooner (Cokey McSniffles).
It’s OK Jeff. We all make mistakes but at least you correct yours unlike the idiot in the WH.
Trump was supposedly elected because people thought he was a great businessman. He’s either very sinister or just plain stupid because his economic policies and utterances are just crazy. Everything he says he’s going to do just doesn’t/hasn’t worked. Tariffs, blockades, trade wars, interest rate rants,etc. He’s ruining the world economy one day at a time. And now we have a totally fucked up regional conflict in the Middle East that he has no way to get out of.
today in Shit That Happened While I Was Busy Writing This Shit—
"First Thing: Oil prices surge as attacks on Saudi Arabia stoke supply fears
Strike on kingdom’s east-west pipeline could affect 4% of global oil supply. Plus, report reveals British monarchy’s role in financing slave trade"
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/sep/14/first-thing-oil-prices-surge-houthi-attack-saudi-arabia-supply-fears?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other
ace job winning that war with Iran, Donny
Jeff, there is a specific nausea that comes from watching the Orange Shitler imitate a corpse. He's not even a good forgery. He's a five-dollar Halloween costume with vomit all over it, that’s been shat in repeatedly, with nuclear codes, a bad hip, and a shit-eating grin he practiced in a mirror, after having his face sprayed with orange makeup.
https://thistleandmoss.com/p/pathetically-little-the-billionaire-who-wants-to-upgrade-god-the-orange-shitler-donssolini
Guess I'll be biking everywhere from now on. Seriously though, I could bike to most places or combine bike & bus. My city has invested in both bike lanes and bus routes. But most of America is screwed on both points. Maybe we shouldn't be ripping up bike lanes, Mr. Duffy.
The Turtle Man is "expected to be there when the Senate re-convenes" according to the Guardians of Predators party.
The two most prominent MIAs
Each have their own strange ways
One's seldom seen
The other hasn't been
He's braindead and she shows up when it pays
wordle in two today, me droogies!
Wordle 1,913 2/6
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Horrorshow!
Good Nadsat repartee!
Me too!
You know, when someone makes a mistake and corrects it with honesty and humility, but people still call that person a "moron"? Well, it says more about the name-caller than it does the one who made the mistake. It's almost like no one else has ever made a mistake.
hey, everyone's entitled to everyone's own opinion, right?
My Irish heritage is loving those protesters on the golf course right now!
The part that still gets me is the merging of “official presidential trip” with “weekend at the family golf resort.” Apparently we’ve reached the stage where diplomacy, leisure, and brand promotion can all share one motorcade and taxpayers are expected not to notice the luggage.
I want foreign leaders to start refusing to host him, particularly in cases like this, where clearly all he's interested in is the golf. They don't have anything to gain, and it costs us millions every time.
DOUCHEBAG GOES TO DOONBEG! EXTRA READ ALL ABOUT IT!
Jeff, I know after the weekend there seems to be a mountain of news.. one story that escaped you.. Don Jr. and his new wife, both unbelievable rich$$ . Well apparently they had a good friend of Vlad, a Russian oligarch pay for a large % of his latest wedding, like paying for not one but two islands. At this point it’s safe to say Agent Krasnov is a shill for Vlad.. Pity this Agent did not attend, I believe he was on the golf course that day with Natalie.. Best to All…. Where is Mel today? Where is Mitch today?🌷
The entire family are Russian assets.
The Russian agent that the trump crime family should most meet is Novichok
All Hail Krasnov II!
Today is September 14.
Today is the day Kentucky’s senior Senator, Mitch McConnell, is supposed to return to the Senate.
No word yet, that I’ve seen, whether Sen. McConnell has appeared in the Senate, either in a wheelchair, hospital gurney, body bag, oversized Coleman cooler, or coffin.
After all, we have Omnishambles at home!
That's Murc's Law for you! Since America's Pilonidal Cyst isn't a Democrat he's not responsible to know anything about anything. He's not responsible to act like he has any sense. Heck he can have the All-in-One Stalker supplant the position of the First Lady in the diplomatic matters.
"Pilodinal Cyst" would be a great band name. Probably metal.
Kudos to the president and the people of Ireland for demonstrating their complete and utter disdain for Dementia Donny. He didn't get it, but I enjoyed it.
"Donterage". *snort
We're so screwed. How much longer do you guys think we have to survive? I need to buy enough bourbon and Griottodine cherrys for Manhattans. Might as well go out in style. 😢
There are some serious Substackers like John Walter telling us all to stock up on non perishable food. Beyond the usual rice and beans. Of course, if the climate crisis isn’t solved, the planet only has 5 to 10 years left, anyway. Those melting glaciers have to flood somewhere. But I still try to laugh every day. Reading Jeff helps with that.
Having some nonperishables and water on hand is a good idea with all the natural and man made disasters going on these days. You can pretty much count on getting no help if you get hit by a flood, hurricane, etc.
Well, congratulations to everyone who knows enough about Ireland's history to get all shouty about it here.
Thanks, Jeff, for wading through all that and coming out on the other side. Never mind!
I am here for the snark and cathartic outrage, sometimes also for information, but even more for the affirmation that there is a community of folks here who feel as I do. Thanks for speaking for us, Jeff, and for the hilarious pictures and very satisfying video. Thanks also to the folks doing yoga (hah) at Doonbeg. I love them, too.
Doesn’t Natty fit in so well with the rest of the trump family? She compliments Eric and Donny Jr. perfectly! Soon to be mommy number 4. She’s probably younger than her future step children.
Yep, she goes on the official trip while rent-a-wife stays home. Harp even was in the delegation reception line, shaking hands with the Irish dignitaries, who were probably thinking, who the fuck is this person and what is her role?
Natty is 35, so she is much younger than the first three demon spawn, but older than The Forgotten One and of course The Freakishly Tall Socially Awkward Sociopath in Training.
I think I speak for many in this community when I say, Laura Maguire, whoever the fuck you are, we don't give a fuck about your opinions anyhoo so fuck off.
I agree with you 100%!
You know, Couchfuck McGee has rolling thunder squadrons of black SUVs about as long as the corpulent sack o’ shit does. And in even stranger locations. But it’s too early to tell whether he has the stones to completely sell out to the Russian oligarchs, the oligarchiest, even more oligarchic than Thiel and the other white nationalists trying so viciously to end this nation.
Could he turn on Thiel? I'm not sure he has to. Thiel and Russia both seem perfectly fine with the end of democracy in America.
I don't think he (Schmucko) forgets as much as he seems (I believe he has advanced brain rot) so much as the Roy Cohn lessons are his first instinct (and they're what the rotting brain latches onto): deny, deny, deny, push back, always on offense. As far as the Hillbilly Doughboy, it would not surprise me if he was a placeholder for Dooner (Cokey McSniffles).
Could be. But Cokey McSniffles is running neck and neck with The Furniture Molester for a shot at being The AntiCharisma.
It’s OK Jeff. We all make mistakes but at least you correct yours unlike the idiot in the WH.
Trump was supposedly elected because people thought he was a great businessman. He’s either very sinister or just plain stupid because his economic policies and utterances are just crazy. Everything he says he’s going to do just doesn’t/hasn’t worked. Tariffs, blockades, trade wars, interest rate rants,etc. He’s ruining the world economy one day at a time. And now we have a totally fucked up regional conflict in the Middle East that he has no way to get out of.