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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

today in Shit That Happened While I Was Writing This Shit—

I don't have one for today! there were no news alerts on my phone when I checked it after posting. so tell me, what am I missing?

Wendy The Druid 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

Wait, jeff, really?

Because, I am just gonna tell you

The most expensive military in human goddamn history just paused its own bombing campaign because — no bullshit — it ran out of the interceptors it needs to catch what Iran throws back, having flung the rest at the Houthis and shipped a pile to Ukraine. the arsenal's empty. We have a cuck'ed military ass lot that can't get it up hard enough to do anythning. Who is running this glorious clusterfuck? Pete Hegseth, a man his own chickenshit party admits couldn't get reconfirmed today, who spent last week hawking testosterone quizzes to the troops while sitting on the casualty count.

https://thistleandmoss.com/p/what-survives-the-morning-point-at-the-record-then-turn-towards-the-fucking-light

HI2thDoc's avatar

Our arsenal is waning

The Treasury is draining

The facts Hegseth is hiding

By blaming it on Biden

This regime is always feigning

A.J. Madison's avatar

Like 6 year old schoolchildren, nothing is this administration's fault. It's Biden's fault. It's Anti-fa's fault. It's the extremist far left Democrats fault. Fucking losers, not fooling anyone. Real men admit when they fuck up. Real men raise children who become successful, not con-artist scumbags who steal their riches. Real men admit defeat, figure out where the shit hit the fan, and don't do that again. So tired of this long term Republican way. Fuck off shit-heads, in a couple of months were going to start have men and women who know their ass from a hole in ground running the country. Oh. And plan on some prosecutions, for all the thieving you've been doing over the last 20 years. Or be cowardly, and leave. I'm good with you just running for your lives. Just Don't Come Back.

Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

It's those evil commmmmunists. Who are basically two dozen 80+ year old men sitting a library arguing with each other. That's today's Communist party!

shee-rah's avatar

It’s all because of their low testosterone levels, donja know.

BC's avatar

Hegseth has been playing war like a child would. Neither have any idea what they're doing. It gets dangerous when the manchild in charge of our Pentagon fires everyone with knowledge and experience, and thinks testerone levels is something he needs to worry about in our military. He also doesn't want woman or POC in the military. What the f**k?? Good job making us less safe than ever!

Irascible Ink's avatar

I can only assume a neighborhood girl used her Barbie to beat the shit out of Pete's G.I. Joe and broke his Kung Fu grip, and the little dweeb never got over it.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Party boy Pete

Thinks war is so neat

Besides ethanol swilling

He loves bombing and killing

Everyone to him is just meat

Cathy Wray's avatar

Hl2th, women and girls are just meat to this mal administration.

P123Sunny's avatar

aka ‘collateral damage’ :/

Cathy Wray's avatar

This goddamned administration cares NOTHING about collateral damage unless it affects them. I'm so sick of this!

Martha Howell's avatar

How much do you want to bet that Hegseth has told his commanders that he only wants to hear positive feedback, he got rid of the negative commanders, now just tell me the good news? We went from Eisenhower writing up a letter admitting failure on D Day eve, just in case, to this peacock with a bird brain. All he had to do was talk to our ally in Ukraine about modern drone warfare, but he's too testosterone-y to take advice, and too stupid to learn anything. They're just playing with their GI Joe sets, not a care or a strategy in sight.

Teri Gelini's avatar

Birds are smarter than kegsbreath. please do not insult the birds...

Carthago Delenda Est's avatar

Especially the corvids.

Crows remember everything.

Andrea Fruggiero's avatar

All those game bots and boys they play with as young folks gives them this false sense of superiority in fighting. Who saw that those games given to children for gifts would turn out to be SO detrimental to America's soul.

Kay-El's avatar

This is a poorly made reboot of War Games starring Pete Kegsbreath with a D-list cast.

Lady Emsworth's avatar

They are all waiting for Mommy to say " Pack away your toys, kiddies! - time for milk and cookies and bed. . ."

Trouble is, Mommy has run away and won't come back till November - and she'll be bringing a switch.

"Mess all OVER the floor!"

Bob's avatar
Jul 27Edited

Compared to what’s been wasted, what we sent to Ukraine was a few drops. But now, we sell them to NATO allies, who supply them to Ukraine because Donny thinks this coy little trick will impress Putin. It’s all worse than anyone imagined. Speaking of worse, Bibi is all butt hurt because people are calling him a war criminal. Well, Mr. Prime Minister of Israel and illegally seized land, if you weren’t committing war crimes, that would not happen.

BJ Zamora's avatar

But they didn’t ship any to Ukraine! They promised to, but the latest info was that those weapons won’t arrive until 2029.

Doc Blase''s avatar

The 32nd of Never.

Bob Bowden's avatar

Jeff, the only thing you missed in your post was to quote the late great George Carlin in a caption below the AI rendering of Orange Shitler with a cigar in his mouth: “Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar… and sometimes it’s A BIG BROWN DICK”

Mike Hammer's avatar

He proved he’s interested in the latter by fellating the mic at the Republican National Convention.

Lady Emsworth's avatar

Yes.

I found that - disturbing.

Trump's fantasies would give Freud a lifetime's work.

Bob Bowden's avatar

It would have driven Freud to seek a career change

George in Atlanta's avatar

"Oy gevalt! for THIS I'm missing the afterlife?!?"

Denise Donaldson's avatar

OK, this is a much better version than my similarly-minded post. BRAVO!

Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

That is one of Carlins finest Bob!

Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

WHY do you think he hates Barack Obama so much? ;) His imagination has run away with him since he always falls for the old stupid and racist tropes...Now, if he only had a brain we wouldn't be in this mess - or at least not AS badly. His deep jealousy of Barack Obama is another reason he's so resentful of Barack as well. Btw, didn't l'il miss natalie create these memes? She must've based this one on her own lips (certainly not his) - and was that fake-azz looking ceegar really meant to be a mushroom? Only the Shadow knows. Speaking of fake-azz: did anyone else notice how BIG the fake frump's hands supposedly 'helping' George Washington are depicted? Bet his first Order: make sure my hands are HUGE'. Then, notice poor George is having to hang on for HIS dear life, while orange piggy isn't gripping HIS hand or arm? So much for being a 'rescuer'. Oh she's besotted all right, enough so any brains she might have had have flown away.

Tess's avatar

same shit different day???

Gloria J. Maloney's avatar

Does his "stalker-diaper-nurse" examine his stool every day as they did for the Emperor of China?

arne link's avatar

If she's in charge of changing him then, yes.

Gloria J. Maloney's avatar

I hope they pay her well.

Leu2500's avatar

I hope we, the US taxpayers, don't.

Martha Howell's avatar

Putin will probably put her in the Duma when her mission is complete.

Julia Grey's avatar

Probably has Pull-ups, but no doubt needs help getting a clean wipe.

Dana Jae Labrecque's avatar

I just threw up in my mouth…

Bob's avatar

Or in the movie “The Madness of King George?”

Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

Tonight Lawrence O'Donnell referred to frump as a 'madman' flat out. Lawrence sounded just a wee bit (jokingly) miffed about Don Lemon being attacked by the stupido as 'the dumbest man on television' declaring that HE, lawrence had previously been called 'the dumbest man on television' by frump back in 2011(?) when he called out the stupidity of the birtherism BS. I had missed that frump had mentioned both Anderson Cooper and Lawrence together during his dumb-fuck blather fest at the Correspondent's Dinner. Lawrence didn't watch it - refused to, but someone sent him that specific clip which he played.

Bob's avatar

He thinks insulting people gives him the upper hand, but he’s not really good at that either.

Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

Exactly - since it's adolescent - boy level, har-de-har-har, punching each other's arms-type (from decades ago)...except NO ONE is allowed to punch back to HIM, the daddy's rich, spoiled brat who lorded it over the other boys purely because HIS Daddy had money. One who was in College with him was still painfully enraged by his treatment years later, as a grown man and father of two. His wife and I had met and become friends at our Law Firm. He reluctantly attended our first pool party, sitting away from others under a tree. She shrugged it off as him just being him. I should've recognized the signs (from my own PTSD) but was SO busy that day with 30? + people doing it all myself and he was, admittedly NOT particularly friendly. Sometimes we ARE too blind to see, regrettably. I made the effort, though - going over to make conversation with this man with her tagging along (likely to run interference if he 'lost it'). For some unknown reason, halfway through our conversation, he burst out about going to school with frump and how HORRIBLY bullied he'd been, so HATED him with a deep passion. I made sure he knew then how much I too despised the wanna-be 'new hugh hefner' but didn't know this man had also become a bully to his own little girl, nor that they were on the verge of separation - which did come later, and a divorce. I already knew about frump and his rotten behaviour in NY from decades before (this conversation took place in 1988!) So I've known LONG before his birtherism bullshit against President Obama about the racist and jealous rottenness at his core. He's not 'broken'...there was never anything of substance there to break! Born bad/rotten is what I think. I know most psychiatrists say ALL children can be saved but I don't accept that premise. There ARE exceptions. HE's one such AND he's gathered others (like goebbels/miller, kegsbreath, noem (SHE's the one who ordered Haitians here for 30 years(!) sent back to be killed!) - and so many more like them around him. Look at that, he's magnetized - even when wet!

Bob's avatar

Sociopaths are irredeemable. Trump is no exception, although he infrequently displays any charm in his old age, he had enough in the ‘80s to bamboozle people. By the ‘90s, when I was working on the Business news desk at large paper in the West, he was a known quantity as a failure. Miller, Vought, Carr, Hogsbreath, Noem--all either sociopaths or very close to. When I think of other administrations, such as Nixon, there were reprehensible people, but nobody quite like the collection of evil we have now.

I feel pity for that man who was Trump’s college punching bag, but also disturbed that he turned that same behavior toward his daughter. That’s a fractured relationship that might never heal.

BluDotInARedSewer's avatar

What I don't get about Kegsbreath and his hard-on about testosterone is this: does he not know that hand to hand combat is almost not a thing in the military, except for the Seals and maybe the Green Berets? You don't need a shot of T to fire off missiles and attack drones. It's just a fantasy game to that fucking poser and I am so over it. 🤬🤬🤬

arne link's avatar

Another closet case?

Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

Why else would he require an entire MAKEUP ROOM?! You can see how thick HIS spackle is - he's aping his boss while trying to cover up his forehead wrinkles. That beetle brow of his is permanent though.

Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

NO! He does NOT know! Neither does his fluorescent tangerine boss. They're dumb-fuck children playing with toy soldiers without a SINGLE CLUE about real fighting or...

'warfighters' as he so quaintly calls them. Ugh. I bet a single kick by a new female private (the 19 year old Texan Isabella we just lost) to his cojones, would lay him out permanently! Oh that someone would!

Julie's avatar

There was another stupid bullshit picture of Mitch McConnell and his loving wife released with the info that he hasn’t been cleared to leave “rehab” at this time. What fucking shit. I love Our Daily Claudia. I cannot stress this enough. And I wish I could wear hats. Any hat. They make my head hot. And I can’t handle a hat, and yet love how wonderful Ms. Spouse looks in hers.

Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

me too. MY BFF loved - maybe still loves? her hats. The sole hat I ever look good in is a cowboy hat. The only other one I liked was worn to my Wedding - just like Claudia's.

Susan Linehan's avatar

well, a 15 year old and buddy just shot and killed 3 people (and wounded 4 more including a two year old) at the annual Bite of Seattle---because the Extremes think, apparently, that he is part of a well regulated militia, or something.

BJ Zamora's avatar

Trump dumping on LeBron James. He doesn’t like people who don’t like him!

Linda Weide's avatar

I wanted to say you should read "The Conspiracists: Women, Extremism, and the Lure of Belonging" by Noelle Cook, to understand what those images that Trump is putting out of himself are targeted to in the conspiracy world. Since my book club read the book, it makes sense to me that these are images tied into the beliefs of the Conspiracy world which is lodged in racism, fascism and sci-fi. They believe in shape shifting lizard people on this planet doing all this pedophilic evil and more.

Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

IF anyone is a pedophiliac reptilian shape-shifter, it would be frump and his CONSTANT talking about his 'snake story' 'oh you foolish woman, you KNEW I was a snake when you took me in' (after fatally biting her). He LOVES that stupid-ass story but his followers are too dumb to see what's right in front of their faces?

Linda Weide's avatar

Actually, in their beliefs there are good reptilian shape shifters and bad ones. Apparently they can come to earth to choose to guide people, but they will not have any recollection of their past lives. There are a lot of other conspiracy theories, and it is woven into New Age Religion that harkens back to racist ideas, and allows people to pick and choose their own collection of conspiracies. This is called Conspirituality, and probably is the kind of health, religious belief that many of the Kennedy MAHA followers have. I really recommend the book because it gives a flavor from not even the most extreme of what is out there, but just that a lot of people have decided to embrace craziness and they vote.

mary's avatar

Mike "Miles from Truth" Waltz and his lying brethren are not being truthful to the American people. OH! What a surprise! The weapons we supplied to Ukraine were for the most part outdated and had been replaced prior to the idiot regime taking over. The drumpsters have squandered it all. We're rather defenseless right now and our enemies are all well aware of that.

Diana Hembree's avatar

I remember a bus driver here in Berkeley, CA, who told me he believed in shape-shifting lizard people. Then he got paranoid, looking around the bus and outside, and announced loudly "I was just kidding." He also told me he loved Donald Trump.

P123Sunny's avatar

Great details - 😝‼️🫠

Eskaveeda's avatar

I have no idea. I’m so not in tune with news in the US, UK or anywhere at the moment. I just want my feckin’ vacuum cleaner delivered so I can hoover up the dog hair and other dirt and dust (it’s lost & the company need to admit this and overnight a replacement). I think I need to switch on Radio 4 right now and listen to what’s going on.

Kathleen Weber's avatar

💐💐💐👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻💐💐💐‼️‼️‼️ '

Lucian Truscott IV gave a big shout out to Jeff yesterday in his substack:

"Jeff Tiedrich, who writes a very funny Substack called “everyone is entitled to my own opinion,” which you should be reading daily not only for its humor, but for its attitude, has had a recurring theme in his column, that the first reporter who stands up and asks Trump “what the fuck is wrong with you,” should receive what Tiedrich calls a “lifetime Pulitzer.”

One of you, just one, should stand up in the White House press room the next time Trump shows his pancake-plastered face down there and ask Tiedrich’s question: what the fuck is wrong with you?"

https://luciantruscott.substack.com/p/bended-knees-on-the-potomac-white

BTW, I read Lucian's substack almost every day. It generally comes out in the evening.

Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

and everyone should be reading Lucian. he's a West Point graduate who can explain Piss Drunk Pete's fuckery better than anyone else I know

Mary Hall's avatar

Not only that but Lucian is the six-time great grandson of President Thomas Jefferson, a gifted writer, and my friend’s brother.

Robin D's avatar

I love he's your friend's brother. ❤

Susan Niemann's avatar

Indeed. Lucian is smart as hell!

Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

He’s got a ton of band coverage from his Village Voice, Rolling Stone, Haight Ashbury day’s… sans mention of the parties. He’s been a favorite read of mine for decades Susan!

slavicdiva's avatar

I also read Lucian on the daily! His stack is always quite informative, and he knows whereof he speaks.

Ellyn's avatar

Thanks to Lucian recognizing you- I’ve now sacrificed a bit more IRL and added him to my paid subscription list. (Loving to read isn’t actually a paying gig, so I can’t support everyone I want to 😢😢).

There was an issue where it looked like I paid twice; I let him know- he was on it instantly and all is great. Now I have TWO golden gems whose writing is keeping me - well, as mentally stable as I can get- each day!!! 💕❤️💕💖

Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

Well, not for anything, Jeff - but wherever I go on the internet: substack, bluesky, facebook, twitter (yup, but only among those who think as WE do!) and instagram, I talk you up as I'm sure SO MANY OTHERS do too! This is how Brian Tyler Cohen went from a nice, YouTube anti-frumpist to a bonafide star, invited onto MSNow as a guest quite often now, he's just written another book AND he partners with Marc Elias who's a terrific attorney fighting cases for us in front of SCOTUS (and winning). Adam Mockler too - just caught HIM the other day again on a panel on MSNow. These young, intelligent guys with their fingers on the pulse are being taken seriously. AS are those like you - who're humorous, don't give two fucks about frump's thugs and point out his fuckery, see through the bullshit and don't stand for the gar-bage. Claudia would be/is SO proud of you. We ALL love you here.

Robin D's avatar

I've been following him.for over a year. Love him. He is fascinating. Thomas Jefferson was his six-great-grandfather. Wrote for the Village Voice, Rolling Stone, his novel "Dress Gray", comes from a storied military family. Great writer. Wicked sense of humor. One of my favorite substacks.

Lady Emsworth's avatar

Seem to remember he was also a buddy of Hunter S Thompson, back in the day.

He's a very good writer - definitely worth a subscription.

Robin D's avatar

I think so too. He is also unbelievably lovely and friendly. When I bought a paid sub he wrote me and he said he told his wife "Tracy, I got a paid sub". 🤗 I have never had any substack creator write to thank me. (edit: Jay Kuo did too). Spoke volumes about the type of person he is. I caught him on a " live" with Steve Schmidt and thought he was terrific so joined. Also has very smart and interesting members on his board.

Deb Pierce's avatar

Plus, Lucian also.has cats (plural).

Robin D's avatar

I know! He loves his kitties. 😻

Sue Munda's avatar

Same here, I love his substack

BJ Zamora's avatar

Mine too. Jeff and Lucian keep me sane.

Robin D's avatar

I am loving this Lucian/ Jeff lovefest today ❤

Pat Ebervein's avatar

Every time I hear him tell a reporter that they’re stupid for asking a particular question, I’m wondering why they’re not poking back with “What’s even stupider is not being able to answer a question that is highly relevant to the current situation and also as to whether or not you actually know what you’re doing. Just sayin’!”

Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

I'd be tossed out the door after that first 'you're stupid' because MY comeback would be: 'shut the fuck up, piggy. Either answer the question or get the fuck out of our Oval Office you dimwit'.

Wendymae's avatar

Oh great, now there's another one I have to read! Also, Jeff got a shout out in Jay Kuo's Just for Skeets and Giggles this Saturday, another weekly roundup, which is a great companion to The Week in Stupid.

Robin D's avatar

I love Jay Kuo. He is actually another Substack creator who personally wrote me to thank me for my paid membership. He, Heather Cox Richardson and Joyce Vance were my first Substacks. I LOVE his "Just for Skeets and Giggles". Jay is so smart and a great writer.. I unfortunately have to cull many subs this year as they come up for renewal. I just don't have the time to read them all and watch all the videos and lives, but I have my faves I will never drop.

I also LOVE Andy Borowitz who posts early in the morning when I used to get up, but by the time I read, (just like here with Uncle Jeff) there are already hundreds of comments. Andy's board is real comedy gold!!! He did a post once on Elon and the cybertruck (and his posts are mostly short...it's just straight to the comments). and there were something like1500 comments. I think I was there the entire day Lol. I would have to put a pillow over my mouth to muffle my howling laughter early in the a.m. I don't know what I would do without Jeff and Andy...probably take a swandive out my window.

Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

I get his 'The Status Kuo' - but nothing paid for except for Jeff (or hubby will go ballistic). Sorry, it is what it is. He thinks I 'read enough' and the library books are free. Sigh. BUT He will let me read him Jeff's posts, especially those poking at the deranged one whom he also despises. I take my 'wins' where I can. ;)

Marlene Lerner-Bigley (CA)'s avatar

Yes, Lucian and Jeff make a great team. I read both daily.

Mary Hall's avatar

Agreed! I start my day with Jeff, followed by the "Professor" Thom Hartmann program on my local college station KBCS or on YouTube (he is a brilliant Progressive talker who has written more books than I have read), and end it with Lucian's post.

Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

I love Thom's talks. He's truly one of THE coolest guys and is far less incendiary than I could ever be.

john augustine's avatar

Lucien has also written for hollywood and tv I believe

Robin D's avatar

His book Dress Gray was made into a mini-series and was up for Emmys years ago.

john augustine's avatar

so do I....he is great

Zija Pulp's avatar

Thanks for the heads up. His piece was good and made gooder by tapping Jeff.

Tess's avatar

The “stalker-slash-diaper-nurse” must be getting paid some big bucks. These are the most deranged posts-and he is the fucking president of the United States?!!!! Give me a fucking break…come on Congress….grow a pair and remember who you represent! MY GOD! Disgusting…. but thanks for the hat pics on Claudia…such good taste! ❤️

Joyce's avatar

I have a strong feeling that the personal Harpy is paid very little or even nothing at all: she's so disturbed that she'd absolutely work for free, considering his diapers to be worth more than a salary. Maybe she should pay him for the privilege.

Mary Hall's avatar

I read that T💩p approved something that allowed Stalker Diaper Nurse to treat her bone cancer and now she is completely devoted to him. Too bad for the rest of us that T💩p has killed.

Chris Hierholzer's avatar

I heard he's using washable diapers now to do his part for the economy. Harp likes washing them because...

rlritt's avatar

Maybe she has his credit card.

insert_something_creative's avatar

The sad thing is, I think she is actually devoted to him and it isn't about the money at all. Her daddy issues (among what I'm sure are other issues) must be so severe that I'm sure psychiatrists and psychologists would have a field day. Books could be written and breakthroughs made in their fields.

I'm guessing Melania has the card anyway. Now that is a woman who is only in it for the money.

insert_something_creative's avatar

That was my immediate thought too. She might be paid relatively well, but I'm sure she would do the job for free just to be close to Dear Leader. She gives off real Swimfan/Fatal Attraction vibes.

Imagine being that obsessed with and devoted to Donald Fucking Trump? Even if he wasn't a monstrous sociopath, a combination of every human flaw in one person... just look at him. And my god, the smell must be horrible. He's an actual, literal piece of shit. 🤢 🤮

Robin D's avatar

She is a fucking disturbed whackjob. A real " bunny boiling" Fatal Attraction. When he dies (soon I hope) she will be the grieving widow. She loves him. Would do it for free. Thinks he saved her from a rare cancer. She's also a holy-rolling evangelical whose brother has come out and said she's nuts. Need i go on?

Susan Niemann's avatar

Certifiable. You've nailed it.

SeekingReason's avatar

Robin, His perfect derangement enabler. I don’t even want to see his Natalie posts at all. I did feel like Claudia’s look made it seem like she knew what was going on.

Robin D's avatar

Oh, yeah. Even Melania who is pay-for-play and has never said no/nyet in 5 languages to any form of currency is probably thrilled with the arrangement.

As in Claudia, Ms. Spouse with the pics from today? I am so sorry I didn't know about her until after she passed and read some of posts here. What a woman. She seemed like she could have nailed the human printer to a wall without breaking a sweat, smile, then relax with an ice cold martini after 🍸

HI2thDoc's avatar

Her own brother is imploring

The unfathomably adoring

Shining-eyed Harp

That her stalkerish LARP

Will exceed any reputation restoring

Susan Niemann's avatar

Honestly. He's mad as hell. That they are allowing this is astounding. It makes me sick.

barb's avatar

That the potus can get away with all of these low brow, adolescent posts in the worst taste imaginable is such a sad reflection on our country. How in the world can this be acceptable to the GOP or to anyone who is deranged enough to still support him???? Some days it just feels surreal that our country has become unrecognizable in just a year and a half and knowing that he has even a 34% approval rating is enough to make me want to jump out of my skin, sigh...

Ralph Roberts's avatar

Really, the Repulsivecan Senators and Representatives are his enablers and should be put in prison for supporting a maniac.

Cheri Collins's avatar

Yes, Susan. Nightmares and headaches here.

Paula Dean's avatar

Ditto. Severe headaches every single afternoon. I'm taking too much Imitrex, but aspirin and caffeine are not working.

Mary Hall's avatar

<Insert hug here>. Have you tried adult gummies?

Paula Dean's avatar

I have weird/disturbing reactions to THC. The visual distortion is very scary to me, and sometimes I can feel myself breathing. Believe me, I have tried many, many times.

Mary Hall's avatar

Some people do well with the CBD gummies that don't have any THC. I am very sad to learn that you suffer from headaches, but happy to learn that you have a wonderful caregiver, who I hope will be okay in this maladministration.

Susan Niemann's avatar

OOOPS! Then that would be a no!

Paula Dean's avatar

Oops! Should say "CAN'T feel myself breathing" - my lungs go numb, I think

Susan Niemann's avatar

I came here to say just that. Gummies! And I would add some exercise because it really helps call me and gets the enorphins going...I dont do Yoga but I heard that is very good, too.

Paula Dean's avatar

Susan, my entire spine is wrecked by a combination of arthritis and degenerative disc disease. I can't sit or stand for more than a few minutes, after that I'm in agony. Pain killers help, but I'm only comfortable lying down. Fortunately, there's nothing I'd rather do than read!

SeekingReason's avatar

They really don’t need him anymore. The psycho rants have convinced people around the world that he is a dangerous lunatic. And everyone knows he couldn’t manage the messages he puts out of Lie Central or whatever his account is called. But he is using OUR money and I want him stopped by ____…use your imagination.

Leu2500's avatar

I'm assuming she's a federal employee. which means her pay is capped at ~$250K. But iirc the 1st term correctly, the felon had aides moonlighting for his PACs or some other entities (which is unethical if not illegal) so they got paid more.

Jan Moon's avatar

Maybe I missed it but, does she have a title? Besides Batshit Diaper unloader.

Robin D's avatar

Her moniker is "The Human Printer". 😂😂

Jan Moon's avatar

Thank you for that valuable piece of information. So . . . her salary would be . . . . ???

Robin D's avatar

Zippity Doo Dah! She's a woman in love. Probably gives it away for free.

DeBurgh's avatar

Donnie reveals daily that he is the classic example of what Patrick Henry called a Bad Man who achieved the office of President. Every Dem candidate should be asking "Do you think Donald cares one flip about you?" Even the hard core MAGAs know better.

HI2thDoc's avatar

I like presidents who aren't demented sexual predator crooks that use their time to endlessly shitpost lies and ludicrous AI confabulations.

Kim Nesvig's avatar

There’s a very strong probability that Natalie the Nurse is drawing upon an incessant stream of memes created by Russian trolls. It’s Putin’s ongoing gift to Donald.

Joanne Rossmassler Fritz's avatar

I think you hit the nail on the head, Kim! Putin is behind it all.

BJ Zamora's avatar

But the Iranians are even beating him on meme creation!

Mary Greenwald's avatar

Stephen Miller and Russell Vought are super happy Trump gets crazier every day. Then we moan and gripe about Trump and they get to screw America without a peep from the media. Trump's handlers are all-in on bat-shit crazy Trump.

rlritt's avatar

Miller and Vought run him. He was the dupe they picked to run cover for them while they tore everything down.

Bob's avatar

They both should be brought to the bar at The Hague and prosecuted for war crimes, crimes against humanity and being two of the biggest assholes ever. Jack Smith should prosecute.

Mary Hall's avatar

He would make a helluva AG in the next administration.

Bob's avatar

Yes he would.

Robin D's avatar

THIS!!! EXACTLY! They are his puppet masters who love all this distraction so people don't realize what they are doing in the background. I really don't think people understand the danger we are in. From him yes...but they are pulling the strings. This is exactly what Elon and the tech bros bought with money...knowingly! But none of them could have been elected dog catcher. They needed this demented carnival barker. He brought them in like a Trojan Horse. I havve never hated people more in my life. Until they get rid of not only Trump, but the rest of this poison, we will never recover. Frankly, I am 70. I won't live long enough to see how this movie ends. It will take way over a generation, and in the interim he has changed fhe world order, destroyed everything he can get his hands on, and I am not feeling confident in anyway, shape or form.about the future.

Paula Dean's avatar

I'm a couple of years older than you and feel the same way. I wish I could believe in an afterlife that would allow me to see what happens "After Trump: Survivors of MAGApocolypse"

Robin D's avatar

Me too Paula. It will be like one of those zombie movies. Unfortunately I don't believe in the afterlife , so someone at least make something happen before I pop off! I would blue pill it into The Matrix if I could. I've had enough reality already.

DebJS's avatar

I will turn 70 in 2 months, and I truly hope we can all experience a return to relative normalcy while we still live and breathe. Not just for our own sake but especially for our/society's children/grandchildren.

Cathy 98280's avatar

I totally agree with you. I’m almost 80 (how did THAT happen? 🧐) and I know I will never see our wonderful country returned to us. Quite depressing, actually.

Robin D's avatar

Yes, it is very depressing we will probably not get to see the end. Maybe we will get to see some changes, but we will never be the country we were again. That was finished on 1-20-25. I.actually felt the earth shift on its axis that day, but it's even worse than I could have imagined. For as much as I don't ever want to leave those I love, or lose them.before me, there are days I sometimes say to myself, I'm glad I won't be here. It's my young nieces and nephews who have their whole lives ahead of them that I worry for. I had my time. I feel.sorry for what they are in store for.

I really don't mean to be a Debbie Downer, but I am a realist. My brother will be 80 at the end of the year and thankfully he is in great shape and looks a good 20 years younger than the Demented One. When he got married at 20, I was 10. I think about how people our age felt during the Depression and living through WWI and WWII Probably just as lost and depressed as us. Knowing what was coming. At least back then they did have a place to escape to. The USA. Now so many people want to leave...and there is nowhere to go. 🙏❤

Larry Caringer's avatar

That absolutely stupid AI slop that some say shows the yellow turd ball “saving” George Washington? I think it’s the other way around…that’s a picture of George Washington trying to pull President Numbnutz off the cliff to save humanity.

Stephen Brady's avatar

And in that slop, Lincoln is missing from Mt. Rushmore.

Joyce's avatar

The only logical explanation: both Donnie Demento and his personal Harpy believe that Kaitlin Collins is THISCLOSE to winning the "what the fuck is wrong with you?" lifetime Pulitzer.

Chris Hierholzer's avatar

I'm waiting for her to pull out a can of whoop ass.

HI2thDoc's avatar

If George Washington were here today, he would kick drumpf's treasonous, dictatorial ass all the way down Pennsylvania Avenue

Stephen Brady's avatar

Forgive the image, but he should be stripped naked and thrashed through the streets of the Capitol.

Natalia Lincoln's avatar

With a nun in grey clanging a bell and growling “Shame” every half a minute or so.

Susan Niemann's avatar

What a great scene that was. 👏👏👏👏

arne link's avatar

I could actually watch Game of Thrones all the way through once again. I would try to forget how it ends.

Bob's avatar

Tarred and feathered.

Stephen Brady's avatar

After he is flogged.

Peter's avatar

Remind me again about the way Sleepy Joe pissed away our weapons stockpiles on wars for ego and to swing a bigger dick than Obama? Right, you can't. Or is that asshole Waltz referring to the weapons Biden sold to Ukraine to defend themselves against Trump's owner Putin? Jesus Christ on a Camel, these fucks have been in office for almost two years. They can't blame Biden for all of their fuckups forever no matter how hard they try. No one buys it but the MAGA cult.

bruce somers's avatar

They will try, it's Biden Derangement Syndrome.

AuntTeeFa's avatar

Let’s get back to the basics here:

ABOLISH ICE which is apparently all geared up and ready to chase down, frighten, murder, and imprison thousands of hardworking Haitians whose protection is ending thanks to the hatred of that fucking Stephen Miller.

Times up for the oligarchs and politicians who trafficked and raped children. And continue to do so under protection of Todd Blanche. Expose every last perverted, disgusting, rapey wealthy protected pedophile hiding behind him in the Epstein files!

Ms Spouse and her hat collection RULES.

Orangeshitstain's avatar

Sorry, but every time I see Kristen Welker now I have that image of her yukking it up with Stephen Miller at the correspondents dinner. Legacy media can go to hell.

Cathy Wray's avatar

Orange, really? That's awful!!!

Gary Moeller's avatar

This fucking lunatic in charge of our country ? What a fucking nightmare!

Cheryl Ramette's avatar

Wow, it's just ... impossible for my brain to accept all this is really happening in real life ... and yet I know it's true.

Cheryl Ramette's avatar

And I read that he used one of Katy Perry's pop songs as cover for a video of bombing Iran. That is so wrong. So insulting. So dismissive. It's like that scene in Clockwork Orange where the song Singing in the Rain plays while the gang of boys murders an old man under a bridge. But real, and the president of u s of a.

Marlene Lerner-Bigley (CA)'s avatar

Why the hell is he permitted to post anything, especially on X??

Cheryl Ramette's avatar

Right? Why? It's so embarrassing and wrong! It's actually insulting for the people who take our country seriously.

Kathleen Weber's avatar

Here's Trump's achievement: Ego the size of the continent squashed all the white people after he had deported all the brown people. Boo hah!

The next time he's giving a speech at Mount Rushmore, the four dead presidents will stand up, turn around, drop their shorts and crap on him in unison.

Natalia Lincoln's avatar

Resulting in Mount Flushmore.

Kathleen Weber's avatar

'‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

Cathy 98280's avatar

👍👍👍😁😁😁

Leigh Hamilton's avatar

I wish with all my heart that Tate gets put in the general population in his prison. Let's see what he complains about then.

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

Make him parade around in those tight capris, purple silk blouse, and stinky loafers. He'd find out what it felt like to be a sex slave in his harem.

Bob's avatar

His cellmate, Bruno, will become reeeeeal close friends.