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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

that's right, your slow-news long holiday weekend continues with me getting mad a a wig

Mateo gee's avatar

The wig did nothing wrong, it’s what lies beneath.

Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

that was the point I was trying to make. I hope I succeeded

Mike Hammer's avatar

He’s already wigged out.

Kathleen Weber's avatar

Jeff, have no doubt—whatever is driving you crazy is making us scream in our sleep!

Kathleen Weber's avatar

Actually, this makes Trump look kind of normal like the pedophile headmaster of a New York Boys Prep School.

Anything but ORANGE!!!

Mombeka's avatar

Don’t forget about us out here in the middle of the Pacific (it still hasn’t- thankfully been renamed the American Ocean) having a not so great holiday weekend because of non-existent climate change

https://x.com/SkyRadarweather/status/2096585959496106417/video/1

Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

yow! stay as safe as you can

Nancie's avatar

No matter what Nurse Natalie told him, Trump's new toupee DOES NOT make him look exactly like Robert Mitchum!!

Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

today in Shit That Happened While I Was Busy Writing This Shit—

"Iran war likely to drag on for another six months, ex-US defense secretary warns"

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/sep/06/iran-war-trump-leon-panetta-interview

oh goody.

Mike Hammer's avatar

We need to make sure that we really run out of interceptor missiles.

Kim Nesvig's avatar

Putin got a more accurate count of our inventory that Donald. The Excursion will last until the last Patriot has been expended and the last qualified general has quit or been fired.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Lucky for fatfuck and Hegsuck that the Iranians don't have the equivalent of the Mossad. Or do they?

Barbara Ferrara's avatar

I’m worried it won’t drag on but that we are becoming a target for Iran…. A repeat of 911… and why would they take mercy on civilians? At th rate we’re going, they can get a staging area in Canada or Mexico (or Greenland or Venezuela)

Mary Hall's avatar

Iran is too smart to attack the US because if they did, Americans would support T💩p like they did GeeDumbya Bush on 9/11/01 even though he didn’t deserve it. T💩p is busy destroying America all by himself. Iran is just going to let him continue. Meanwhile, Iran is still making excellent LEGO videos about this maladministration that show what incompetent fk-ups they are.

Mateo gee's avatar

Im sure Natalie told him it made him look 20 years younger

Mike Hammer's avatar

RFK Jr. just found some fresh road kill and instantly thought of a toupee for Donnie. They really watch out for each other.

Kathleen Weber's avatar

Yep. BTW trump has never had measles so the rest of us can ignore it too!

Chris Hierholzer's avatar

He got the weasels instead Kathleen.

Frosty McGillicuddy's avatar

To the tune of The Addams Family theme song:

They're stupid and they're lazy

They're crooked and they're crazy

Their minds are fucking hazy

The Drumpfy family

The father is a cretin

He's swollen and he's beaten

In November he's defeatin'

The Drumpfy family

Don Junior snorts his coke now

And Eric is a dope now

And Dad smells like a dead cow

The Drumpfy family!

Pam Humphrey's avatar

Brilliant! This one is perfect…and true.

Richard Von Busack's avatar

“Empty is the head that wears a rug.”—Pauline Kael, As for Bovino’s overpriced horse liniment, be sure to mix it with branch water because tap water has fluoride in it, which pollutes manly essence.

Chris Hierholzer's avatar

Canada won't sell our whiskey but selling the pocket nazi stuff will go well with our 30%.

Chris Hierholzer's avatar

Did Natalie take up knitting hairpieces?

Tess's avatar

“Emotional support wig!!!” hahahahahaha. Great post Jeff…I bet diaper lady (?) told him he would look younger with dark hair!! (We must find out!!) lol

And bovine and kelly=two losers. However…the winner is Claudia-gorgeous photos of her! Have a restful day Jeff-you deserve it!!

Neal Stiffelman's avatar

The new normal is at least one well-known fascist getting big mad at other well-known fascists because they’re jealous of the attention. It comes in waves.

Stephanie Lajeskie's avatar

I know there were many things to focus on in today’s article—and yes, Trump’s wig is as big a joke as he is—but the thing that almost made me spit out my coffee was Megyn Kelly calling herself an independent. 🙄🙄🙄

Koko in AZ's avatar

I think I recall reading that Bovino is exploring a 2028 presidential run. If so, he's copying what Dumpf did with selling branded merch. Kegstand, too, is considering a run. Add in J.D. Couch, and you have the three amigos of stupidity.

Pam Humphrey's avatar

Just imagine the nomination debates! Those three together, on a stage, each trying to articulate his own whacko view of the country’s future.

Ann Anderson's avatar

That leggy foto of Claudia... fair to say you never stood a chance, Jeff?

Anyway, Dear Leader went brunette! Interesting choice. I wonder if this was the same event where he told a story about being at the 2024 DNC convention (he wasn't, obvs) and talking to a man who wore a big ID on a chain because you need ID to buy groceries. The evidence of brain melt is piling up.

David Skoglund's avatar

I was thinking the same thing about Ms Spouse,Ann.

SethTriggs's avatar

More and more I'm confident America's Pilonidal Cyst saw a picture of Bryan Ferry, since his brain is stuck in the 1980s he wanted a similar look.

Ah the Blackface Aficionado Lady must just be nice and comfy, so she can't be certain of how things are screwed up in Gilded Age 2.0. And she'll never feel it, because she's wealthy and never will want for anything in the world again.

HI2thDoc's avatar

From July:

Megyn Kelly, why do you bray

Your idiocy suffuses what you say

You sucked so badly

That NBC gladly

Paid you $30 mill just to go away

Pam Humphrey's avatar

Yes! Yes, yes, yes!

Fastball Fredo's avatar

Jeff, just spitballing here. But since Natalie the certified EMT, is with Donald all the time.. perhaps she has daddy issues… perhaps she recommended the new color to resemble her father’s dye job.. I dunno, but I do know she has utter devotion to her new daddy… maybe that’s why MAGAs post “Daddy is back”.

Mark Slattery's avatar

This perfectly explains the war on DEI. Blaming women, gays and darker people for all the country's problems while you and your fellow white supremists steal and/or fuck up everything in sight.

Mary Hall's avatar

And the beat goes on.

HI2thDoc's avatar

The Sultan of Stupes

and his cult of dupes

Are a delusional sect

Who disrespect

Our loyal but misused troops

Susan Niemann's avatar

😂😂👏👏👏👏