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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

today in Shit That Happened While I Was Busy Writing This Shit—

whew, the Supreme Court upheld birthright citizenship.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2026/06/30/birthright-citizenship-upheld-by-supreme-court-ruling-against-trump-order/

but I'm sorry, the Supreme Court doesn't get a cookie for doing the right thing this one time. they still totally fucking suck

Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

and it was a 5-4 decision. HOW THE FUCK WAS IT THAT CLOSE. it should have been 9-0. jesus.

SethTriggs's avatar

That frightens me to my core.

Wendy The Druid 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

Jeff, Every Trans person is america hates SCOTUS right now, Myself included.

And its not getting better.

Joyce's avatar

I think I might hate the chosen six even more than I hate Nosferatu Miller: Miller has no actual reason for existing, but the Supreme Court is supposed to be the last bastion for Truth, Justice, and the American Way.

DrBDH's avatar

I assume you weren’t taught that in any law school. The Court exists to be the last word on the meaning of any law. To do so, it should apply past explanations of laws, including the Constitution. That’s called precedent. This Court does not believe in precedent, which is very odd for a group who claim to be conservative. When this Court sees a previous ruling it doesn’t like, it overturns it, often with reasoning that Constitutional scholars find specious and contradictory. No bastion of anything there.

john augustine's avatar

depends on who is in white house....for Rs, its pretzel logic, for Ds, follow the constitution and twisted logic on steroids

Stephen Brady's avatar

I think it was he who posted that eagle. I’ll bet it is foreshadowing - Donnie will be standing in front of it when he vomits out his diatribe at his July 4 rally. Edit: added ‘is’.

DuduLovesBubu's avatar

I'm hoping the July 4th extreme heat causes Donny to expire in a pool of sweat. Then let the true celebration begin!

CL Tee's avatar

That sounds too painless. How about choking to death on a weiner....one that's way bigger than his.

devourerofpancakes's avatar

Hmm, that makes a lot of sense.

Tracey's avatar

I’m not trans but I am an ally and I also hate them for what they have done!

Jan Moon's avatar
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Me too. SCOTUS is so un-American it's hard to believe I used to have faith in them. A bunch (6 of them) of black-robed traitors. I'd be embarrassed if I weren't so pissed off. And scared spitless. I'm not trans but I have a strong belief in my fellow humans.

john augustine's avatar

I don't think their approval breaks 10% for entire country

Hollie Rood's avatar

You’re way too nice Tess. Let me add my 2 cents worth - “ A-Hole Fvckers” 🤬🤬🤬

Leu2500's avatar

I figured 7-2. so who are the other 2 Rs that won't read?

Kay-El's avatar

Clarence Thomas, Samuel Alito, and Neil Gorsuch were the dissenters. No surprise on Coke Can Clarence and Sam the Sham

Joyce's avatar

Everyone in this administration is a poster child for abnormal psychology and the Six Nazis of the Apocalypse on the Extreme Court are no exception.

2Cats2Furious's avatar

And Kavanaugh concurred in the judgment, but for different reasons than the 5 in the majority (the 3 liberals plus Roberts and Bony Carrot.

Tracey's avatar

OMG, Bony Carrot! 😂😂😂

T L Mills's avatar

Alito, Thomas, Gorsuch and Kavanaugh were the four dissenters. POS's each and every one of them.

Steve in SoCal's avatar

It was kinda 5-1/2 to 3-1/2 - - Kavanaugh (he likes beer 🍺 🍺 🍺) said the order violated federal law but not the Constitution

Joyce's avatar

Despite the fact that the Constitution explicitly defines birthright citizenship........Interesting that BeerBoy wanted to leave the door open by not declaring the obvious--the order is unconstitutional. Period. Constitution itself practically stood up and screamed that in their faces.

All I can say is......man: those billionaire-sponsored vacations must be some fucking-A experience.

devourerofpancakes's avatar

For real. The so-called constitutional conservatives are sure quick to ignore the constitution when it suits them.

devourerofpancakes's avatar

I honestly don't know. But I suspect alcoholism is rampant in higher government roles.

zuzu's avatar

6-3 in the result, with Kegstand dissenting on the reasoning (he'd base it on federal law, not the 14th Amendment).

Thomas, Alito, and Gorsuch dissenting in full. The usual suspects. I haven't yet read their opinions. The majority is pretty damn full-throated in support of birthright citizenship, though. It's something that goes back to English common law and we adopted it when we got here and set up our system. People were horrified at Dred Scott *because* it was a departure from long-held principles.

Basically, if they can quote Blackstone in support of their position, they feel pretty good about it. Now to go crack open the dissents and see what kind of glue they've been huffing.

Steve in SoCal's avatar

Uncle Clarence said 14A only applies to freed slaves

zuzu's avatar

He has a rather interesting interpretation of "all persons."

Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

has anyone figured out yet why Clarence Thomas went to Congress? That's suspicious.

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

6-3. Kavanaugh concurred not dissented. Haven't read his reasoning but apparently he said Trump didn't violate the Constitution but DID violate Federal law.

zuzu's avatar

Concurred in the result, dissented in part on the reasoning.

He's such a DUI hire.

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

I've read a bit more about his opinion. He said Trump's order violated Federal law but NOT the Constitution, and suggested that Congress could change the law. We have to ensure a blue tsunami in November.

Steve in SoCal's avatar

"DUI hire" LOL I'm gonna steal that at some point

devourerofpancakes's avatar

5-4? 5-4! What the holy hell? Four asswipes thought, sure let's get rid of something that has existed for the entirety of our existence as a country. That the founding father's were clearly fine with.

T L Mills's avatar

Four asswipes...Alito, Gorsuch, Thomas full dissent; Kavanaugh dissented on technical grounds, feeling that it should have been argued under Federal immigration law rather than the Constitution.

T L Mills's avatar

Alito, Thomas and Gorsuch have slid so far to the right they are definitely going to fall off the edge of the flat world that they certainly still believe in. Kavanaugh apparently dissented on technical grounds (he claims it should have been resolved under immigration law, not the Constitution). Surely Alito and Thomas SHOULD be impeached under ethics violations...well, one would think so, anyway.

Hollie Rood's avatar

WTAF😡🤬😡🤬😡

Jayme Wolworth's avatar

Alito has NOT resigned from the SCOTUS. I had that wrong along with half of America.

Maybe it was supposed to be tomorrows story and NPR jumped the gun?

barb's avatar

NPR retracted that, apparently it's not true. But my biggest fear is that if the older corrupt sycophants retire, they'll be replaced with someone as bad or worse (if that's even possible) and much younger.

Jayme Wolworth's avatar

Agree, but I'm not sure anyone could be worse than Alito and Thomas. I am sure that the Federalist Society has lined up a few winners though.

2Cats2Furious's avatar

Aileen Cannon, Reed O’Conner, Matthew Kacsmaryk, pretty much any Republican in the 5th Circuit - take your pick.

Cathy Wray's avatar

oh, shit , kacsmaryk is an evil pos. Karma needs to visit him!!

Steve in SoCal's avatar

AC is as qualified as a random garden snail 🐌

zuzu's avatar

Oh, he's not using FedSoc anymore. He thinks Leonard Leo did him dirty by recommending people who have an inconvenient allegiance to the rule of law, even when they're ideologues.

Robert Eckert's avatar

"I'm not sure anyone could be worse" SSSHHHH! The Fed Soc will take that as a challenge.

zuzu's avatar

At least it won't swing the balance of the Court at all. And there's not a ton of time for hearings to happen.

Jayme Wolworth's avatar

Thanks. Maybe. LOL I saw it on Sam Steins feed and a couple of others so I thought it could be trusted. NPR is scrambling right now. There were other rumors going around that Thomas was going to resign. Now it's just the same old clusterfvck.

Gently, Jack Jones's avatar

Every time I think about them, the ending of Ol’ Yeller comes to mind

P123Sunny's avatar

In a related decision, the Supreme Court decided by a 5-4 decision that the Earth is not flat.

- @michaelemann.bsky.social

Jane's avatar

They have a photo of KKK Justice Thomas coming out of Mike Johnson's office before the ruling.

Wendy The Druid 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

What the fuck jeff? Why are we hanging nazi eagles on the white house.

https://thistleandmoss.com/p/what-survives-the-morning-tuesday-the-heat-with-no-door

Ninety-one years of precedent said a president could not simply fire the people meant to check him. Monday, six justices struck the match and called the smoke progress. A gay former cabinet secretary spent a night barred from his own four-year-olds because a coward dialed in a lie. A federal court is asked to bless the turbines choking a Black neighborhood, on the theory that a chatbot is a weapon of war. This is where the fuck we are. SCOTUS is a giant ass piece of ass-twaddle shit. And its just getting worse.

Can we get out of this weird reality we are in? Please?

Stranger Than Friction's avatar

I dunno. Can you persuade millions (8+? 10+? A greater number?) more voters to turn up and vote against fascism this time, in addition to the rest of us who voted against fascism in 2024?

Hollie Rood's avatar

The American way 2026 thanks to the

🍊🤡🐖y🤬. WTAF indeed Wendy

Susie's avatar

This is poetry if the highest order:

“SCOTUS is a giant ass piece of ass-twaddle shit.”

Very well said. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Lucius's avatar

In the future, if we have one, there's going to be an entirely new genre of political science and legal theory dedicated to how fucked his terms were.

Like, people are going to get doctorates in "How this tweet got three hundred and eighty seven people killed, here's the chain of cause and effect, and which legal loopholes and violations allowed it to happen."

rlritt's avatar

What can the next president and congress, providing it is honest and hold to the Constitution do to correct this? Add Supreme Court Justices? But wont the Republicans just add more when they have the votes?

2Cats2Furious's avatar

We make sure Republicans are never in power again.

Lucius's avatar

That would require a Republican mass extinction event. Personally, I'm fine with that.

Robert Eckert's avatar

There is already a political gap, which did not exist ten years ago, in death rates: conservatives die at a statistically significant higher rate than liberals (and the "very" conservative die most, the "very" liberal least); principal explanatory factor seems to be belief in medical woo-woo. This is among samples matched for age, income, etc. although it is also true that the conservatives are disproportionately old and economically precarious, accentuating the gap in death rates.

Lucius's avatar

Unfortunately the gap isn't big enough.

Lucius's avatar

They're going to have to go completely scorched earth. The illegitimate Republican appointed judges on the supreme Court (meaning all of them) need to get shitcanned, the Republicans in Congress who helped trump avoid prison (again, all of them) need to get evicted and held accountable for their crimes. Trump himself (provided he's still alive) needs to be in prison within 24 hours of the next democratic president being sworn in. Along with Stephen Miller, Steve bannon, vought, and all the rest. The NRA and SBC need to be classified as terrorist organizations and treated accordingly. Every trump appointee in the government needs to be purged. Musk, Theil, and the rest of the billionaires who fucked the country over need to be charged and put in prison, and have their assets stripped to fund the reconstruction efforts.

Frankly, we need an entirely new constitution. The one we have is a complete failure, as evidenced by the fact that we're in this situation to begin with.

Note: I don't expect any of this to actually happen. I think we're way past the point of no return and the only real question is how long it takes for trump to either: declare a formal civil war and send the army into blue states to massacre anyone they can, drop a nuke (probably on home soil), the country to balkanize and split into separate entities, or some combination thereof. The system we currently have is completely unworkable, but too many people in power are invested in keeping it, so we're just waiting for things to run their inevitable course and the country collapses one way or another.

rlritt's avatar

That sounds great, but whats to prevent them from doing the same they're in power. The problem is the Democrats play fair and the Republicans play a long game.

Lucius's avatar

It would require the Democrats to pull their heads out of their asses and play hardball. Abolishing the electoral college would be a massive blow to Republicans, but that would require a constitutional amendment, which is never going to happen (unless Republicans REALLY wanted to overturn something like term limits, women's sufferage, or the abolition of slavery. They could probably manage at least one of those if they tried)

Like I said, I don't expect anything even remotely resembling substantive change, much less the kind of massive change we need.

Susie's avatar

Yyyyeeeeeeessssss!!! I concur! I can see that happening. Thanks.

Linda Wilson-Gordon's avatar

Exactly. It should have been 9-0, but there are some of those morons who are only accepting gifts and bribes and don't think upholding the Constitution is their job. IT IS their JOB!

Joe Witkowski's avatar

Fine model Catholics, those 4 who are always the “4” in “5-4”. When will a plague befall them?

Chris Hierholzer's avatar

Supreme Court threw us a bone. How long will it take pumpkin head to threaten their lives to change that decision?

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

It was a 6-3 decision. Apparently Thomas' dissent was over 90 pages while the decision itself was just over 20. Wonder if Thomas would like to revision Loving v. Virginia. No? Would that be because he and his wife LIVE in Virginia?

djw's avatar

I wonder how many of his aides it took to write that long a dissent; I'm sure his lazy butt didn't do any of the work.

P123Sunny's avatar

…and it shoulda been 9-0

Major Kong's avatar

That's great and unexpected. After the Supremes, with the usual 6-3 split removed TPS status for Haitians, I thought that birthright citizenship would be next.

Susan P Thatcher's avatar

Ketchup on the walls

Susan Niemann's avatar

The Gold Eagle....I wanna barf! The stupidity of the ass kissers in this cabinet, tho? Dr. Oz, just shut up already.

Nothing to celebrate on Saturday, either. Maybe mix a martini and dig into the savings account to buy a steak. Between our government and the heat, everything sucks! EXCEPT the wonderful photo of Claudia...she looks happy and amused. "Lab grown Vaginas". 😂😂😂😂

Everyone survive this heat and hope for a massive blue wave in November. 🤞

HI2thDoc's avatar

His latest chintz: that gaudy eagle

Like his war, probably illegal

Either a taxpayer grift

Or a donor's bribery gift

Raise the Nazi alarm, Der Spiegel!

michellefromchicago's avatar

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 There also is a golden eagle on top of the crappy replica of the Arc de TACO at Trump’s birthday ghost town, making the whole thing look like something designed by Albert Speer for the Stonehenge part of This is Spinal Tap

247kath's avatar

Are the lab grown vaginas for all the unfuckable incels?

T L Mills's avatar

Even a lab-grown vagina might find MAGAt incels unfuckable.

Anne Hamberg's avatar

Yes, perhaps there will be something to celebrate next July 4th. One can only hope. In my part of Michigan it's supposed to rain, which I think is perfectly appropriate. Crying inside, crying outside!

Joe Witkowski's avatar

But the President’s diaper is a Yankee Doo-Doo Dandy. And he has the Human Printer to change them and wipe him clean.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Human Printer Harp, is she out of her mind?

Why to that decrepit creep is she so kind?

Her devotion is so hyper

Does she crave changing his diaper?

If so, she must be nose-blind

Susan Niemann's avatar

“nose blind” 😂😂

HI2thDoc's avatar

I think that's from a Febreze commercial

arne link's avatar

It is a love story for the ages. I'm envisioning the cover of a romance novel with flowing white shirt and manly chest, etc., etc.

T L Mills's avatar

Whose "manly chest"...because certainly rumpleTrumpskin doesn't own one!

T L Mills's avatar

Eeeyew! Shudder!

Dave the Spot-on Moron's avatar

I’m actually encouraged by their incompetence and constant, unwavering ass-kissing of orange butthole mouth. They couldn’t organize a piss up in a brewery and with all of the energy they put into kissing dear leader’s fat, diapered ass, that’s all the less energy they’ll be putting into destroying our country. Tick tock, motherfuckers! Your days are numbered!

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

It's not real, it's a janky AI-generated image he posted on his Truth Social account as a "gift" to us all. "However the crest features only 11 stars, instead of the 13 traditionally used to represent the original 13 colonies ..." -- CNN

Joanne Rossmassler Fritz's avatar

At first I thought that Eagle decoration was real and I was going to post about being stuck in the Twilight Zone. Breathing a sigh of relief that it’s AI.

But we’re still stuck in the Twilight Zone with an Extreme Court that both giveth and taketh away. What a nightmare.

Susan Niemann's avatar

It’s beyond belief-I knew it was going to be bad but…

devourerofpancakes's avatar

Oz knows exactly how insurance works. I hate fake ignorance more than actual ignorance.

Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

I would add, the idol we all Seig to for so long is designed better and is more impactful. Those Nazis did have the greatest designers for staging and sets for impact. Dopey loses clearly to the real wolds biggest assholes.

Cathy Wray's avatar

I read abyss as access. Both apply!!

Mingo's avatar
18mEdited

Damn straight Susan. There is nothing to celebrate on Saturday because Donnie has sucked the joy out of everything in order to make it about himself while lining his pockets. I've never been so ashamed of this country. A hearty fuck you to the Extreme Court. We need to take the Senate in case of future retirements of the court and replacements will be blocked. Give old orange poopypants the Merrick Garland treatment of any nominee. Where's Cocaine Mitch? Is he still alive?

Stephanie Lajeskie's avatar

The Daily Claudia has become a balm we can put on the rotting, necrotic, festering sore that this administering has inflicted on our country.

Leu2500's avatar

obviously the felon thought it was a good idea.

I cannot wait for a Dem to get in the WH & take a crowbar to all this sh!t

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

I keep saying I want Trump to live long enough to have to endure the shame and ridicule of seeing everything he thought was securing his "legacy" utterly eradicated. And if the next president has a rich sense of irony the reversal of Trump's executive orders should be signed with the autopen.

Janet Ridgley's avatar

Yes what’s the earliest date of that? When new president gets sworn in? Anyway ASAP please!

Ann Anderson's avatar

Isn't it adorbs how some people think we live our lives by the opening/closing bell of the stock market? Here's a reminder that until recently Mehmet Oz was performing heart procedures on willing patients at Columbia Presbyterian Hospital. Dude should be banned from any room with a scalpel.

kdsherpa's avatar

He is no more qualified to do what he's doing than the rotten rfkjr is to doing his. Oz may have been a good surgeon -- but what the hell on earth does that have to do with managing insurance??

Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

it's weird. Ben Carson was a gifted neurosurgeon who invented new ways of doing brain surgery on infants, and yet he was a complete moron in every other aspect of life

HI2thDoc's avatar

Spongebob once again hits it on the nose! In the episode where he empties his brain to be the absolutely best waiter anywhere, he did not know how anything else works. The Carson Effect

kdsherpa's avatar

Yes, I remember that. It was bizarre. Although having said that, as a rule I've found surgeons to be unfamiliar with the everyday world, as opposed to their OR world where total focus is on one small part of a human body.

Dr J's Sanity Space's avatar

Both Oz & Carson are surgeons - that specialty requires shutting off one’s emotional center.

Ann Anderson's avatar

His medical expertise is questionable given his history of snake oil promotion. He may possibly know how to fix a heart but who would want someone that skeevy working on them? Creepy.

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

It's like Ben Carson. He's living proof that you can be a brilliant brain surgeon and otherwise a complete idiot.

Cheri Collins's avatar

But, objectively, was he actually a good surgeon? I see it said and written frequently, but I’m from (pre-maga) Missouri - show me the evidence!

kdsherpa's avatar
2hEdited

I have absolutely no idea. When he went on "Oprah," I thought that was weird. Doctors who love their work wouldn't give it up to do something commercial like he did. And doctors who love their work are generally excellent at what they do.

Ann Anderson's avatar

About his performances in the OR, I don't know. What I do know is that his colleagues at Columbia Pres tried to get him canned for all the snake oil promotion. The effort failed because at the time, he had a tv show and they didn't. He defended himself vigorously in the court of public opinion.

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

Remember Ben Carson, retired pediatric brain surgeon who headed HUD during Shitler's first administration? He accomplished nothing because he knew bupkus about housing, but Trump associated being black with HUD-funded housing development (leaning on his and his father's roots as racist HUD-exploiting slum lords).

arne link's avatar

I thought I saw him lurking behind The Orange Pustule while he slept through some event in the oval. I think He's still around.

Paula Dean's avatar

Didn't Ben Carson express the belief that the Great Pyramids were built by Christians? I'll have to check with Google's Janky Six-fingered AI bot.

Robert Eckert's avatar

They were grain silos, built by the patriarch Joseph during the seven good years to prepare for the seven lean years.

rlritt's avatar

Thats the way it is sometimes. A person can be brilliant at one thing and terrible at others. Einstein was a great physicist, but a cruel, autocratic and unfaithful husband. And a terrible father who ignored his children and refused to see them. Being a great scientist did not make him a great human being. He also apparently never bathed.

rlritt's avatar

I, on the other hand, have been happily average in all activities.

Paula Dean's avatar

Genius seems to be a form of autism.

Robert Eckert's avatar

Happens in non-scientific fields also. Pablo Picasso was notoriously abusive, and John Lennon could be so as well, despite writing about peace, love, and understanding so passionately. And I remember hearing an interview with Mme. Cauvet (sp?) who lived past 120, older than anyone well documented: she was asked whether it was really true that as a young barmaid she served Vincent van Gogh, and you could hear her spitting out her answer in French over the translator, "Why, WHY, WHY does everyone always want to talk about that noxious drunk?"

zuzu's avatar
1hEdited

I remember going to an event in college that was a gathering of students from multiple universities who were all involved in the same organization. One group was from MIT, and I went with them to McDonald's, where we bought Happy Meals. The prize was a Play-Doh finger puppet. You put Play-Doh on either side of a mold, stuck your finger inside, and then puppet.

These kids, who were talking at dinner about how hallways made them think about vectors, needed the help of liberal arts majors from way less selective schools to figure out the finger puppets from a Happy Meal.

They're probably building killer robots at Boston Dynamics now.

Paula Dean's avatar

On the other hand, Einstein said some great things: "If you want intelligent children, read them fairytales. If you want more intelligent children, read them more fairytales." And: "If there is a unifying element in the Universe, it is Love. There is no greater power." - he wrote that in a letter to his daughter.

kdsherpa's avatar

Bizarre, isn't it. If the unifying element in the Universe is Love, than why the hell did he treat so many close to him with such contempt and cruelty (e.g., first wife, the brilliant mathematician and physicist, Mileva)?

Dr J's Sanity Space's avatar

Professions that require pure cognitive ability but not emotional breadth

Ann Anderson's avatar

My sister worked in an ER, told me that the docs felt about their patients the way a mechanic feels about a Gremlin he put up on the rack.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Hey Griftzard of Oz

We wish you would pause

With your bullshit bloviating

You're so out of touch

It doesn't take much

To know it's you that we're really hating

SethTriggs's avatar

Well, why *wouldn't* this happen...after all, the sentiments behind...let's say...historical examples of this kind of eagle motif...they're the reason why millions of Americans chose America's Pilonidal Cyst. He promised them the ethnic, racial and sexual cleansing they desired in America...even if it meant their own necks.

What are the odds that—like the slapdash mini-arch at Temu Fyre Festival—the eagle's going to be made of cardboard and papier-mâché? It likely may fall apart on its own in a few weeks.

Tess's avatar

Let’s hope someone else does too……

HI2thDoc's avatar

When the crooked predator says "gift," he really means grift. Either the taxpayers got stuck with the bill for that gold piece of crap or it was another bribe from a donor

Neal Stiffelman's avatar

The real question is, what train are all of us on? And who hired that coked-up squirrel as engineer?

They do have a remarkably deep bench of profoundly stupid players. Close your eyes and toss a lawn dart into the air and you’re bound to hit some witless fascist enabler or actual fucking Christofascist or one of their Kapos.

I am so fucking sick of this. As are we all.

rlritt's avatar

It is surprising that there are so many fascists/NAZIs in government and idiots who vote for them. Have we learned nothing? Which brings me to my greatest fear, we have heard nothing about ICE lately. Will we find filthy concentration camps filled with starving people and mass graves? I'm not kidding. Is anyone keeping an eye on that?

Sue's avatar

I've been wondering the same.

2Cats2Furious's avatar

ICE detained a nun just the other day. While she was dressed in her habit and on her way to mass.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jun/30/ice-nun-detained-released-texas

devourerofpancakes's avatar

You can clearly see in the picture that her skin is browner than a paper bag. No other evidence needed for a Kavanaugh arrest.

devourerofpancakes's avatar

Its been too long and too many people refuse to remember or admit to the horrors of the Nazi regime.

kdsherpa's avatar

I much preferred the video yesterday of the live American Eagle attacking the barbaric orange pedophilic sadist.

Cheri Collins's avatar

That is, hands down, my favorite gif ever!

RZolu's avatar

Seen on Bluesky:

Photo of Dr Phil and Dr Oz - Oprah owes us all an apology

JENNIFER's avatar

Donny-boy wrecked the economy... so Who TF can even afford to go to DC (even if they wanted to).... all his little red hats are too f'ing poor.... and anyone with enough brains and money to survive this shit show doesn't wanna.

Antoinette Powell's avatar

“ Fox correspondent” knows the red hats all invest in the stock market and are therefore raking it in. A trip to DC is no financial burden.

HI2thDoc's avatar

He thought, "If I build it they will come!"

As usual, he's clueless and dumb

His great MAGA fair

Has so few people there

Just a regime and now a pool full 'o scum

Joe Witkowski's avatar

The MAGA Jackoff in the Captain ‘Murica suit certainly did come - at the sight of them thar gymnasts

HI2thDoc's avatar

America's Uncle Sam is MAGA's Uncle Slam the Ham

arne link's avatar

Ok, you made me laugh out loud. Thanks for that.

HI2thDoc's avatar

It was an acrobatic venue called Cirque Mechanic, which the MAGA perv treated as Cirque du Jerk

devourerofpancakes's avatar

"If I build it poorly and make it boring, they will come anyway because they are my cultists".

Chris Morey's avatar

Yep, Claudia looks super cute!

Lairbo's avatar

I don't know why she didn't have a different garland for every day of the week.

Alison Parker's avatar

Ah yes, the "Hitler x Home Goods" collection.

Matthew Desmond's avatar

Curious if today we are going to find out that Mitch McConnell took his final glitch a few weeks ago. But with the Nazi themed imagery here can we just skip to the bunker scene?

David M Marko's avatar

Come on folks, who has time to read a housing bill when there are so many more important things on the agenda. Like Nazi-fising the White House, investigating box cutter pool vandals, erecting Spinal Tap inspired momuments.

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

Ending the war in Iran. Oh wait, Pinocchio and Whackoff are taking care of that for us.

Koko in AZ's avatar

I couldn't write this my own way, so I asked Prof Google AI to explain the structure of health insurance to Dr. Oz since he clearly doesn't understand how it works. Here's the excellent response:

"Health insurance pools financial risk across a large group of people. Healthy members pay premiums that are used to cover the expensive medical care of the sick. Because healthcare costs are unpredictable, this collective structure ensures no single person bears the full burden of catastrophic medical bills."

HI2thDoc's avatar

Oz is another rich, clueless asshole. This is the business model for every type of insurance, FFS. The way the insurance companies make a profit and have reserves to cover the claims is by having a significant proportion of policy/plan subscribers not file claims or incur any payouts. JFC. How out of touch are you, you elitist shithead?

rlritt's avatar

That sounds like a pretty good idea.

2Cats2Furious's avatar

Even better: universal healthcare, including coverage for eyes, ears, and teeth - all parts of the body, the last time I checked.

rlritt's avatar

From your mouth to God's ears. meaning not likely to happen. Trump was already able to cancel parts of Obamacare.