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today in Shit That Happened While I Was Busy Writing This Shit—

Donny says talks with Iran are going well — so well that he's threatening to bomb the shit out of them again.

https://www.cnn.com/2026/05/06/world/live-news/iran-war-trump-strait-of-hormuz

Kay-El's avatar

If there’s an afterlife, can Ted do something about Scott Jennings?

Bob's avatar

A bolt of lightning would do.

Jean Jacoby's avatar

Oh no! That might reanimate him.

Bob's avatar

For Jennings, not Ted. But there is the chance he’ll survive, naked and speaking Sumerian.

Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

He must be mutilizing Jennings back to what ever it was before the awful mutilization was in its unmutilized state and get Ted back to Georgia and leave him there.

Julie's avatar

Hell, YES. I would love for Ted to do something about Scott Jennings. 🤮

Bob's avatar

You’ll never guess where the debris from the East Wing, which you’ll never guess is contaminated with toxic metals and PCBs, got dumped. Big piles o’ debris have been deposited around the East Potomac Golf Course. The one some FA wants to tear up to remake as a Drumpf course as part of his goal to turn Washington, DC, into Trump National Capital and Club LLC.

Sooz Hall's avatar

😆😂😆🤣😂

Sheila D's avatar

I am SOOOO stealing this!

Jan Moon's avatar

Washington DC is rapidly becoming a 43,700 acre toxic landfill known as the TRUMP DUMP. So sad.

Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Great place to dump a few truckloads of highly contaminated waste Bob…it will find its way into the Potomac, to join the raw sewage that flowed previously.

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

RFK Jr. is like "where's my swim trunks? Grab the grandkids! Let's go!"

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Sheila D's avatar

Swim trunks? He swims in his jeans and lets them dry on his body! Gross!

KP Johnson Austin, TX's avatar

He gutted all federal protection programs, so it all tracks.

Suel J's avatar

That wasn't members of this regime? That was real shit???

arne link's avatar

Wow, imagine that. Such a coincidence.

KP Johnson Austin, TX's avatar

Illegal as shit, but he does what he wants. Man, I wish 47 would 86.

celeste k.'s avatar

I think trump should be buried under all the contaminated stuff that was dumped. Now.

Bob's avatar

Up to his chin. Then his head can be gold-plated.

Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

sprayed with a can of Krylon gold-coloured paint. Gold plating would take far too long, is very involved and no one would want to touch his rotting carcass during THAT process. Just a quick Pffft with the paint (as

he does with that plastic shit in OUR WH) and be done with him. ;)

Bob's avatar

Indeed, use the same crap he’s used.

Tracy Sondeen's avatar

Oh, does dear leader need space to bury other loved ones?

Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

Let's clarify: Ivana was not a 'loved one' of HIS - only of his daughter's. But I don't believe she's in that casket which was SO HEAVY the 'big, strong' pallbearers nearly dropped it (she was tiny, weighed very little). Nope, what many of us believe is in that 'golf course/cemetery' are the rest of the missing files absconded with from the WH.

Bob's avatar

She could be in there with them, or her ashes.

Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

Frankly, I've always believed that she was cremated and in an urn on her daughter's mantel while they faked 'her' burial, but instead used it to hide those so inconvenient files - and of course then claim the site as a 'cemetery' to not only avoid paying taxes BUT also ensure no one digs 'her' up? Perfectly on brand for the scam artist?

BJ Zamora's avatar

It’s a pity some of those truckloads weren’t hijacked to Trump’s own golf course.

Bob's avatar

Undoubtedly. Lead paint and probably some lead pipes.

Cathy Rady's avatar

I'd say we keep 'em . . . Just to hasten along the process where he can experience the same toxic environment and health care results

Bob's avatar

He probably doesn’t remember Love Canal.

Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

YET it's a public Golf Course which is very popular (from what I've heard) so those who use it are absolutely FURIOUS by this attempted take over of their course. The orange fuckwit has SO MANY places he can golf - why try to take over that one? Just because he thinks he's a fucking king and can do anything he chooses? What a POS. Meanwhile, anyone who knows ANYTHING about building, especially the taking down of OLD buildings - would be fully aware that there would be asbestos used on the walls or ceilings in any previous sheetrock repair AND if it needed to be replaced, MUST be done by tenting/encapsulating the entire thing with the crew wearing what amount to hazmat suits...AND the asbestos needs to be disposed of at specific places BY Pros. He just had machinery come in to knock down the East Wing without bothering to get a single permit or have anyone check the walls.. THIS is how I know frump has zero clue about being a 'builder'. All he's ever done is borrow money from banks and stick his name on projects he then calls 'his'. Always a con...always a fucking scam.

Sheila D's avatar

Oh, I think you know, uh, that Black residents of DC golf there--so he's gonna put an end to that!

Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

Yes - he's been a lifelong racist as was his KKK daddy, so it's astonishing to me how ANY black person votes for, let alone signs on with his magat crew. Do they somehow still not know what a rotten racist POS he'll ALWAYS be? Surely, though - he wouldn't want to PLAY on a golf course which was 'tainted' (as his kind of racist believes) by black folk? Well, excepting Tiger Woods of course. He still claims he beat him lol.

Carrie Duncan's avatar

Ah, hell. There goes TCM.

Bob's avatar
May 6Edited

I hate to think what they’ll do to it.

J Hardy Carroll's avatar

I hope his tombstone is shaped like a giant mustache. That would be DOPE

Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

This is why I no longer read Iran coverage, especially if it refers to something Trump or anyone in his administration "said." It will be contradicted within an hour.

James Starr's avatar

meidastouch network got you covered.

Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

YES! The 3 Meiselas Brothers (Ben, the oldest and the lawyer of the three) deciding to give up their regular jobs to fight back against this fucking regime AND when they find other young, equally good online journalists they invite them onboard. Just night before last Adam Mockler (whom I've followed for a while and only recently realized was part of the Meidas group) was invited onto MSNow with Stephanie Ruehle. Adam's all of 24. VERY nice, intelligent, soft-spoken, and can clean up the language like Brian Tyler Cohen when required. I follow so many of these people (including the women) who have their fingers on the pulse of REAL TRUTH. It's also too cool to see them recognized by MSNow which already has Rachel Maddow, Lawrence O Donnell (weird how frump NEVER tries to fire back at him?) Nicolle Wallace, Jake Soborow (brilliant reporter who's been in the field for ages and is now stepping in to host here and there). Jen Psaki is becoming far more feisty of late - less 'protective' of her image, so I've been impressed by her seemingly new-found humour and outspokenness. She also gets a lot of great guests who're the real deal (Marc Elias and Neal Katyal - 2 Attorneys who fight for US in front of SCOTuS, are both brilliant).

Kim Steeves's avatar

I have to admit to trying to verify anything Preznut et. al. say with an Iranian source! How bad is that?

Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

I pretty much assume everything he says is just the voices in his head.

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

Brian Stelter had this item in his newsletter today:

With President Trump, sometimes a seemingly random aside can reveal something much bigger about his media consumption and understanding of the world.

"I am at, according to CNN, 100% approval within the Republican Party," he said yesterday.

There is no such CNN poll. But Trump, during a photo op with schoolchildren, said, "I'm at 100% approval. Did you see the CNN poll? Nobody talks about it."

Nobody talks about it because it's not real. But Trump invoked this stat repeatedly in March, April and now May, apparently reacting to a segment that CNN's Harry Enten led back on March 18. He showed a poll by NBC News, not CNN, that showed him with a 100% approval rating among self-identified MAGA voters.

Robert Eckert's avatar

100% of the people who worship him approve of him, imagine that.

HulitC's avatar

I imagine his staff tells him that. The truth would get them fired.

Kim Steeves's avatar

And lies on his lips!

J Hardy Carroll's avatar

Al Jazeera is the most reliable source these days.

myhoopbabies's avatar

Check out Aaron Parnas, too.

Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

I already subscribe to Aaron Parnas.

Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

me too! Lev's son - I follow him on Instagram, sends out updates several times a day and is always accurate with his news. He's always attacked purely for BEING Lev's son, while those folks forget that the man got suckered into frump's circle - but got out when he recognized what it was all about. His son is a real straight shooter.

Unity In Defiance's avatar

Billion dollars says his “talks with Iran” are really just him drooling and mumbling to his own reflection.

Hey! Now I can afford an Epstein dance hall too!

Wendymae's avatar

If Axios reports it, it's just a set up for the next stock market insider trading scheme.

Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

Dopey Don and checkers are a match of pure perfection.

SethTriggs's avatar

The Straits of Schrödinger are a dimension from where there is no escape!

devourerofpancakes's avatar

But he just TACO'ed on escorting boats through the strait.

Robert Eckert's avatar

I think the military brass may have gotten through to him how terribly unpopular he would be if one of our ships was sunk.

DebJS's avatar

According to the CNN article (I only read the blurb at the top), Netanyahu is worried and is asserting his control over Donald and the negotiations so he doesn't give up anything important to Bibi. Bibi does not GAS about Donald's popularity.

Mirla G. Raz's avatar

Unless Bibi has the peepee tapes and Putin info, there is no way he is exerting control over the moron. The moron only does what is best for himself.

Lucius's avatar

That implies he's capable of understanding that concept, or even caring about it to begin with.

Lisa Bieber's avatar

The concept of unpopularity or the concept of a sinking ship?

SethTriggs's avatar

Well the idea of submarines with batteries eludes him, so that's entirely possible.

Lucius's avatar

The concept that he could ever be unpopular.

Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Possibly, although not likely Robert. Trumps mind has gone fucketey-bye-bye. He can’t be bothered with expert opinion, only those of quislings and goniffs!

rlritt's avatar

I think he just says shit that he thinks will shut people up. He hates to hear complaints and objections. So, he'll just spout off nonsense and walk away. He doesnt care what people think because people are just props. . He's done with the Iran war. He is on to better things like a gaudy ball room and monuments to himself. Most triumphant arches are built to honor some great accomplishments, and usually when the person is dead. He has done nothing great ever in his whole pathetic life.

T L Mills's avatar

The only popular thing that Donny will ever accomplish is his own demise. The sooner he does, the more popular it will be.

P123Sunny's avatar

In the past three weeks, Trump has ended 13 wars with Iran.

- @mrsbettybowets.bsky.social

Vee Cross's avatar

In Trump's defense talking about dark, dank, catastrophic repercussions is normal conversation for a man who has constant chaos churning in his noggin.

J Hardy Carroll's avatar

They have a guy at Axios who releases some "insider source" that tells him PEACE IS COMING. They place their bids. the market swells. They short the oil, oil falls. They take their money and walk. It's disgusting.

Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

J, I have done that so just go to today how would your theory have worked.

r.joycelane@icloud.com's avatar

I love the pictures of Ms Spouse Jeff. I shed some tears for you every time. Believe me I know how you feel, I lost my spouse of 50+ years and it is very hard. Thanks for everything you give us. 🥰

Brad Yazell's avatar

"The US and Iran are moving closer to an agreement on a memo ⁠to end the war, according to a regional source, though Trump officials cautioned talks have previously fallen apart at the last minute."

Translation: Maybe we can get the deal across the line as long as Trump keeps his yap shut.

Dianne Topping's avatar

Wait, is this Groundhog Day? It sure feels like it. Same shit, different day. 🇦🇺

PAUL's avatar

If I'm reading the thing right, the billion bucks is for secret service security enhancements, not actual ballroom construction.

FTrump And FPutin Too's avatar

It allows for a lot of grift towards the king of grift.

Jeanne Leduc's avatar

Hhhmmmm, wonder what the dow will do....🙄

Mary K Cronin's avatar

I’m becoming concerned that the ballroom isn’t about the ballroom. It’s about the bunker. It’s a place for him to hunker down and refuse to leave the White House if he either isn’t allowed to run for a third term or if he runs and loses. Am I nuts? Is my foil hat showing? Someone please talk me down from this.

Susan P Thatcher's avatar

We let him go in there, then nail the door shut.

arne link's avatar

Can we plug the air intakes? Maybe some Anthrax spores?

Bob's avatar

Zyklon B. “Right this way, Donny, 5 minutes in this room and you’ll be germ free.”

Irascible Ink's avatar

I'm down wid dat. 😎👌

Frank Nuts's avatar

Right this way Sir. Right through the door…and look over there at that rack of pretty dresses…click

Noel's avatar

Plug 'em with seashells.

John Goss's avatar

Throw in some cyanide capsules and a WWII Lugar

Kathleen Weber's avatar

Susan that's exactly what I was gonna say.

My version: If we lock the door behind him, it'll be worth 100 times what we paid!

myhoopbabies's avatar

I like starting my day with this kind of happy fantasy. Thank you.

Jeanne Leduc's avatar

Ha! Except a video feed for us to watch!!

Sunny 1's avatar

Maybe build the ballroom with a section of floor you can see through. 🤣

Susan P Thatcher's avatar

Oooh, nice touch.

MB Kiefer's avatar

Nails might not be enough. How about a layer of bricks, then a layer of boulders, followed by a layer of reinforced concrete, then sealed with titanium. Oh, and sensors to detect any efforts to tunnel out. In fact, don't leave any metal objects in there; just cheap plastic silverware. That oughta do it.

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

"For the love of God, Montressor..."

Linda McCaughey's avatar

Silverware? We don't need no stinking silverware.

T L Mills's avatar

.......and then cut all the oxygen and electrical feeds.

Suel J's avatar

Yes that's where his thinking may be flawed. He and his can be locked in there.

Nancie's avatar

If it were pre-J6 2021, this theory would be 100% tinfoil hat nonsense. Now? Your theory makes perfect sense.

George in Atlanta's avatar

Uh, no. That has been on the table from the git. My guess? Donny watched "Downfall", but just the yelly parts. He liked it so much that he thought that the bunker life would be swell and could protect him from the meanies who want to make him actually leave office. Again.

What Donny does or doesn't do is becoming secondary to all of the other moving parts he's set into motion. The future is uncertain, and it's not running in straight lines.

Joyce's avatar

I wonder if some of the cost is for the installation of a golf course in the bunker. I mean--surely he realizes that, if he chooses to spend the rest of his life in an underground burrow (he must've gotten tips from Hamas), it's going to be tough to get to a golf course. Unless they build a secret exit tunnel so he can pop up on a golf course like a woodchuck.

Bob Bowden's avatar

Send in the golf course woodchuck exterminator, who strongly resembles Bill Murray

kdsherpa's avatar

Wow!! I think you are on to something here.

Beth's avatar

I think he needs to watch "Civil War", then.

George in Atlanta's avatar

Ken Burns is 72, but pretty spunky for an old guy. I hope he's got another slow-paced, understated blockbuster in him. "Trump" could be his magnum opus.

T L Mills's avatar

72 is an old guy? Um, yikes. Guess I better get my affairs in order for my own dirt nap.

Sharon C Storm's avatar

I wonder if they’re building a golf course in the bunker? He wouldn’t be happy if he couldn’t play golf.

Mirla G. Raz's avatar

Who cares if he's happy. Irrelevant.

SPW's avatar

That’s a lot of acreage underground where a real swamp used to be dammit.

rlritt's avatar

At least a putting green.

Joyce's avatar

Exactly my train of thought! LOL!!!!

PEACE, LOVE, RESIST's avatar

I saw a “plan” for the bunker that included three levels below the “ballroom” including an AI data center, work/office command central level, and on the lowest level, living quarters and storage for everything he’d need to survive in order to not be kicked out of the white house. It seems plausible considering how batshit crazy everything else is right now. And the secrecy about it all gives cause to think he’s up to no good.

Zija Pulp's avatar

One thing he’s overlooked because he’s not good with details: Radon. If he’s going to be in the lowest level, won’t radon get him first?

Cathy Rady's avatar

One can only hope!

SPW's avatar

Radon not likely. That manifests in mountains; like where I used to live. DC used to be literal swampland. Malaria used to be a bad problem. I’m still trying to wrap my head around how they’re going to build so deep in ground like that. But maybe I’m overthinking it? My hope is he’ll croak long before it’s finished.

T L Mills's avatar

When has any Drumpf ever been up to anything "good"?

Suel J's avatar

Or survive a nuclear hit?

PTW's avatar

Doesn’t it have a fully operational medical facility, too?

Kay-El's avatar

If you’re nuts, then I am too. There’s no way the fugly building alone would cost that much. It’s all the tech and fortification of that bunker.

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

Lindsey Graham said the $300 million donated upfront can be used for china, silverware, and stuff like that. He's already envisioning attending the Mad Hatter's Tea Party.

Amykk's avatar

Wouldn't it be cheaper to just build a nursing home?

Joyce's avatar

And just coat it in that fake "gold" crap and tell him it's the bunker and Epstein Memorial Dance Hall and Airplane Hangar.

Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

I'm not concerned about the bunker. Yes, you're wearing a tin foil hat. I'm concerned about the tone deafness of using a billion dollars of taxpayer money when people cannot afford rent, food, health care and gas.

Jean Jacoby's avatar

But but but all the oligarchs have their bunkers, why can't Donny? He never pays for anything anyway.

SethTriggs's avatar

It is totally a bunker.

Ellen McKenzie's avatar

It is absolutely about the bunker.

Sister Artemis's avatar

I've had the same thoughts, especially when the price jumped so drastically in the last round of "what the fuck are we doing NOW?"

Lucius's avatar

That's what it's always been about.

More than "security features" I'm worried that it'll have hardline access to the nuclear arsenal...

Cathy Wray's avatar

Mary , I suspect you're correct... but this scenario is scary!!

Robin Barfoot's avatar

My understanding is that there was already a bunker under the East Wing. I'm sure some of the billion would be to fortify and modernize that space. What we need is an event where It (trump) needs a bunker RIGHT NOW while there is no bunker because It tore the East Wing down!

Carol's avatar

Bunker. Didn’t anyone read “The Cask of Amontillado?” We know what to do!

Eva's avatar

He can refuse to leave but he’s only President if he’s elected UNLESS he pulls a coup and has the backing of the military. And, in that case, he doesn’t need a ballroom.

I don’t really know what’s behind the BRBS (ballroom bullshit) other than his massive ego.

I don’t know if that helps or makes things worse, Mary!

devourerofpancakes's avatar

Nah. A billon dollars is just a big fat wet kiss from the Republicans to Trump's coffers. And anyone else who can get on that gravy train.

Cathy Rady's avatar

It's only the starting point for massive cost overruns.

Gold plating that bunker would likely be sniffing its way up to a trillion if Donny had it his way.

Don't suppose there'd be a 'Bridal Suite' where Melania would care to reside.

Mike Hammer's avatar

Did anyone cringe when Trump was talking to the children? What kind of parent allows their child to play with a sex predator of underage girls.

rlritt's avatar

I read a few years ago some stupid MAGA woman who said she would be honored if Trump slept with young daughter. Many of his supporters are really sick and perverted.

HI2thDoc's avatar

They are so cult-indoctrinated that anything he does is fine with them. So disturbingly sick, as you said

Cathy Rady's avatar

Yeah - like it'd be an honor

Cathy Rady's avatar

I recall that plenty of parents were happy to let their young boys sleep in Michael Jackson's bed.

Eva's avatar

Blame the idiot parents who lets these kids anywhere near this melting fat puddle

Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

Eva, best to take the whole family with nannies to Epstein island.

Joyce's avatar

Just keep in mind that Alabama or Arkansas (no difference--who cares?) wanted to lower the age for child brides............

Mary Greenwald's avatar

and lower the age of workers so 10 year old children can be sent out to work in factories.

Cathy Wray's avatar

Mary, that is Arkansas. Sarah Huckleberry is the fucking governor. She would like little immigration children to have dangerous jobs.

Cathy Wray's avatar

Last year Huckleberry signed into law.

Susan Slesnick's avatar

I wouldn’t let that pedophile near my children or grandchildren. I would love to be a fly on the wall at those kids dinner table 😆😆So mommy, why did that mean man say all those scary things to us today?

Bill Corbett's avatar

We are living in the strangest times possible, like the never ending "Twilight Zone", please Rod, make it stop!

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

You know he was itching to describe in detail what "trans mutilization" entails.

Bill Corbett's avatar

Makes you wonder where they dig up these people and what ends of the earth they come from.

Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Scary thought, bringing children into a room with that perverse queen!

Nancy Braus's avatar

Are the children who were present for Trump's BS the spawn of Kegseth? He must be parent of the year.

Jane's avatar

And the look on those kids faces… Geezzzzz 😱

Sheila Riley-Callahan's avatar

I just saw it and I cringed and swore my head off at my TV. Grotesque.

SeekingReason's avatar

Exactly Mike..the guy IS a pedo and CONVICT! What idiotic people to let their children hear him!

Kathy Notaro's avatar

We don’t need an ugly ballroom to satisfy a mad man who doesn’t even dance except for that stupid Hand movement looks like he’s jerking off

Troll Slayer's avatar

Ahem. “Looks like he’s jerking off 2 giraffes”

Thank you for your attention to this matter

Kathy Notaro's avatar

The vision in my head is hilarious and should be broadcast on every TV screen

Cathy Rady's avatar

OMG - could there possibly be an AI meme for that?

Suel J's avatar

Those jiggling buttocks oh my!

HI2thDoc's avatar

That fucking ballroom

Is a gargantuan waste

Another ego project

Devoid of any taste

To the party of suckups

A billion here or there

Is worth his approval

What do they care

They give him our money

Like it grows on trees

Sycophantic crooks

Down on their knees

Mingo's avatar

Doc, the suckup GOP is still on their knees devising ways to cheat at the upcoming mid-terms. They know they can't win on their ideas, so it's yes sir we will rig the elections, anything you say sir. Hell isn't good enough for any of them.

Cathy Wray's avatar

💙great poetry!!

Major Kong's avatar

Republicans are just begging to get wiped out in the midterms.

P123Sunny's avatar

Death by Ballot Box?…😏

Richard's avatar

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Susie's avatar

Excellent, Doc. Perfect encapsulation of my rage. 😡

Frank Nuts's avatar

One of your best Doc! Keep up the good work!

Jane's avatar

👏👏👏🤣

Babette's avatar

Thank you for sharing Claudia with us. I love these memories to cleanse our pallet at posts end.

P123Sunny's avatar

YES! Flood the zone w/ppl of INTEGRITY!

P123Sunny's avatar

🤔… not a bad idea

Tess's avatar
May 6Edited

I read somewhere the east wing demolition materials were dumped on a public golf course and is loaded with toxic materials…. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Such a lunatic in charge- who the hell would take their kids to see that idiotic?!????

Yes- please support teachers!!! Thanks!!

Nancie's avatar

Rachel Maddow mentioned the demolition dumping on her show this past Monday, 5/4/26

Beth's avatar

I've always wondered if they actually even salvaged anything that was in there (furniture, artwork, etc), or if they just scrapped it all

Suzanne Tollefson's avatar

The ever-increasing numbers are hilarious given the Administration’s attempts to prosecute Jerome Powell for construction overruns. Hypocrite says what?

P123Sunny's avatar

“Whatever sticks!?”

kdsherpa's avatar

Claudia was SOOOO lucky to have a husband who cherished her.

($72 billion is what I read today)

Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

I hate to say this but why couldn't it have been Trump? Claudia added value to the world; Trump takes it away.

Joyce's avatar

I don't hate to say it. I wish this every day.

kdsherpa's avatar

I can't "like" this because I don't want the orange pedophilic sadist in any thought associated with marvelous Claudia.

Joanne's avatar

Two things keep nagging me about the ballroom. 1) Is it really a smart idea to build a military installation on the grounds of the president's residence? 2) The ballrooom wouldn't need bullet- and bomb-proof windows and a drone-proof roof IF THE BALLROOM DIDN'T EXIST. OK, a third thing. 3) Can we think of any ways $1B could better be used?

HI2thDoc's avatar

At the same time the pedophile protector party slips that $1B into their bill, Sec. of Ag Brooke Rollins crows about kicking 4.3 million people off of SNAP because "a lot of that is fraud." And now "it's just a better economy" so these lazy losers don't need those bennies, right, Rollins, you delusional lying cun. . .

Joyce's avatar
May 6Edited

Imagine if we sent checks to every family living below the poverty level, instead. Of course, we can't do that because all of the gazillionaires (who, for instance, spend their money extremely wisely, like getting a yacht built so big a bridge has to be taken down so the boat can get out to sea, or renting Venice for a party) get very concerned about poor people "wasting" that sort of "government handout" on outrageous stuff like a 6-pack of Pepsi or a steak. Or rent. Or the electric bill.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Proof that years of rw media lies and the grievance sowing that Reagan did have paid off handsomely. Rethuglicans have succeeded in brainwashing many that the poor are the grifters and thieves rather than the oligarchs. Look at the money Bezos spent to turn his wife into a living sex doll.

Lisa Bieber's avatar

I like "personal flotation device"

AuntTeeFa's avatar

Or like Doc so accurately said

“ A living sex doll “

ewwww

Mingo's avatar

And she looks worse than what her natural self was.

HI2thDoc's avatar

She was attractive before. Not now. Bezos must need eye surgery

Cathy Wray's avatar

Maybe he LIKES screwing blow-up dolls!!

rlritt's avatar

I swear, its diabolical. As much as we expose the craven lies spread on Fox News, founded by Far right fascist Rupert Mordoch, they keep winning viewers with their propaganda. I heard Murdoch is trying to disenherit three of his children from getting Fox because they are opposed to the lies. His 1st son is just like him and wants to continue to ruin the US for fun and profit.

HI2thDoc's avatar

I guess being a piece of shit was only inherited by that son, Lachlan.

rlritt's avatar

And most of those poor are Fox News viewers.

HI2thDoc's avatar

That's part of the "beauty" of the lying rw media's mission: the gullible, delusional cultists don't realize they're being scammed so onerously

Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

Almost all the "fraud" in government is at the Pentagon where the fraud likely surpassed the total cost of all social services programs.

HI2thDoc's avatar

This is the most corrupt regime in history. Remember Noem and her love plane? $200+ million PR contract? Yes, the DOD gets the most, but waste, fraud, and abuse is this regime's MO

Mary Greenwald's avatar

Yes, but Melania gets the love plane now!

HI2thDoc's avatar

Who's she gonna share it with? Does the plane come with Corey Lewandowski?

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

When the Qatar jumbo jet is made aviation-worthy again, Trump and Melania can have "his and hers" flying bordellos.

Kim Steeves's avatar

No, she has a secret service "friend", supposably!

Suel J's avatar

Does Melania want Kristy in bed with her and Corey?

P123Sunny's avatar

Maybe we should be glad she was worried enough to give that spontaneous presser…😓

Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

By a factor of 10 - 1000 whatever it is it is shameful I say with certainty!

Mary Greenwald's avatar

Democrats who voted AYE to place America First Rollins at the head of the Agriculture Department: BALDWIN, BENNETT, BOOKER, CORTEZ-MASTO, DURBIN, FETTERMAN, GALLEGO, HASSAN, HEINRICH, HICKENLOOPER, KLOBUCHAR, PETERS, ROSEN, SHAHEEN, SLOTKIN, SCHIFF, OSSOFF, WARNOCK, WELCH. Rollins was a bad choice and a known assailant of those in need of food. They voted AYE anyway!

rlritt's avatar

I like several of these politicians, I wonder their reasons were. They normally dont vote for hacks.

P123Sunny's avatar

Maybe don’t want to be accused of just not saying yes to anything?… a cya move?

Frank Nuts's avatar

Doc, I think I’m gonna puke.

AuntTeeFa's avatar

Was she the delusional one recommending a $3 meal with half a chicken breast, one sprig of broccoli and a tortilla?

While they dine on Beluga caviar and Dom. Oh the hypocrisy.

P123Sunny's avatar

Ma ga has to say “ENOUGH‼️”

arne link's avatar

Golly, if Mrs. Bezos tits get any bigger they might explode. It must take courage to stand within range.

Joyce's avatar

I wonder if Jeff carries around one of those portable bike repair kits--you know, the ones with duct tape and an air pump, incase there's a blow out.

Jane's avatar

😂😂😂

HI2thDoc's avatar

The cosmetic surgeon who committed those atrocities on her face and body oughta be ashamed, but we know he or she is not. Bank account went up by many zeroes.

arne link's avatar

She used to be a pretty woman. Now she is just a Merde a Lardo freak.

Mary Greenwald's avatar

But she fits in quite well with the Mar-a-Lago Big Boobs and Big Lips. Her only plus- she is young and Bezos wants her.

rlritt's avatar

Not that young. She's closer to 60 years than 50 years.

Suel J's avatar

I hope she has a very generous pre nup

Richard's avatar

I agree with you 100%!

Cheri Collins's avatar

I think they really do look inflatable - I’m talking literal balloons. And, if her nose gets any smaller, and her lips any bigger . . .! Why in the fucking hell would anyone do that to her body? Repulsive and pitiful.

HI2thDoc's avatar

She coulda done the balloons under the shirt on the cheap like Bryon Noem

HI2thDoc's avatar

This is from April 3rd or so, when the Bryon cross dressing thing came out:

Them fun, fun Noems

Keep inspiring more poems

Turns out Bryon's fetish

Is acting coquettish

With balloon boobs that look like domes

Jane's avatar

Looks like she can’t even smile or close her mouth.

AuntTeeFa's avatar

She’s gonna look like a fish on a hook when she gets to be about 65 years old

Suel J's avatar

Hey! Modeled after Kristy's hubby !

myhoopbabies's avatar

How long do you think it took her to perfect that "raging rich bitch" facial expression she sports in every picture?

Mary Greenwald's avatar

She went to the same expressions school as Melania.

Suzeebee's avatar

Can’t make expressions. Face too frozen.

myhoopbabies's avatar

Yes! The school of "I really don't care, do you?"

Jane's avatar

🤣🤣🤣

Tish Grier's avatar

She thinks she looks like Sophia Loren. We got news for her ...

Derek Smith's avatar

The word grotesque was coined just for her.

rlritt's avatar

I wonder if there is a special factory these wealthy trophy wives are sent to. They go in looking normal and they come out all looking like Red-lipped Batfish and ridiculous silicon filled balloons on their chests.

Munchygut's avatar

Wow! You nailed that one:-)

P123Sunny's avatar

Great. Now I feel like we’re trapped in the movie ‘Brazil’… 😩

Tish Grier's avatar

It might be the same plastic surgery chop shop where the mafia in the 90s used to send porn girls for their boob-lip-nose jobs so that they all looked the same. Mrs. Bezosne er even bothers to change up her hairstyle nor her makeup as well. Always the same. Like a branded property.

Kim Steeves's avatar

And I'm sorry but they look REALLY uneven. For what they paid for those they should at least match, am I right?

Joyce's avatar

They might bob around a lot, like helium balloons.

Kim Steeves's avatar

Hence, (our) Jeff referring to her as Bezo's personal floatation device. They must keep her head above water.

I did imagine her as not being able to lay flat on her stomach, she would now be like a teeter totter, head, toes, head, toes.

Frank Nuts's avatar

Good one Arnie! “Duck, I think she’s gonna blow!”

Suel J's avatar

Her overall body size seems larger. To fit.

r.joycelane@icloud.com's avatar

According to our Jeff, Bezos uses her for a floatation device. 😅He’s always got the right quip.

Ann Anderson's avatar

Bezos is selling his $500 million yacht because it costs $30 mil per year to maintain and it's too big to dock anywhere. Speaking of rich a-hole problems, a judge has stayed further ballroom construction for now. I hope Donny keeps fighting for it because nothing says out of touch like building a palace while your voters struggle to eat and fill the tank. He's gonna need that bunker when the mob shows up with torches and pitchforks.

RZolu's avatar

And I believe that is just a matter of time…at some point this country is going to go all “French Revolution”…

Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

Oh no, poor Jeff Bezos. I must send him a sympathy card.

Tish Grier's avatar

As I understand it, there's a tiny violin playing a sympathy song for him

Joe Bacon's avatar

Wait a couple weeks...when the tab for his ballroom and Super Hitler Bunker goes to $2 billion...

Suel J's avatar

Let Bezos pay for the thing

Unity In Defiance's avatar

FIFY

pro tip: don’t put Sundowning Grandpa Fuckbrain in the same room with children…..

he is a pedophile and only knows how to be inappropriate with them.

Could’ve said something a lot worse there but keeping it PG, unlike that disgusting fartbag.

RZolu's avatar
May 6Edited

That’s exactly what I thought! You bring your children to stand next to a pedophile? What exactly is wrong with these people? And he’s got zero control as dementia people do…wtaf?

barb's avatar

They are most likely the children of his braindead maga cult, that's the only explanation i could think of. Seeing children anywhere near him makes me shudder.

Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

Hear that ‘Frank George’ now is the time for the Frontal Temporal Dementia. I screwed up one word and only one person can fix it. Calling Frank!

Kacey's avatar

Thanks for your posts about Claudia. I am 52 and lost my mother almost 33 years ago and I still think of her every single day. Your posts about Claudia help me with my own mourning that never goes away.

Kacey's avatar

Sometimes just being able to share your grief with a stranger helps.

Troll Slayer's avatar

We should be thrilled that he’s building a bunker. Remember what Adolf famously did in his

HI2thDoc's avatar

He's too much of a coward to do the Hitler thing

JoJoRa's avatar

He's too big a narcissist to Hitler himself. He can't imagine what the world would be like without him at the center of his own planet. Who would the cultists worship?

PollyP's avatar

Maybe Hitler got help. The word "bunker" does cheer me up in that context.

Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

But they are/were both insane.

arne link's avatar

Well, we can dream...

myhoopbabies's avatar

My thought exactly.