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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

today in Shit That Happened While I Was Busy Writing This Shit:

more good news — "Judge Rules National Guard Deployment to Los Angeles Must End"

https://www.nytimes.com/live/2025/12/10/us/trump-news

Kay-El's avatar

I don’t think anyone can overdose on good news these days.

Grace Kennedy's avatar

How big does the T library need to be? Mein Kampf isn’t a huge tome.

Ole Anderson's avatar

I don’t know but the fools in Miami gave the Lout a $68 Million dollar piece of prime downtown waterfront property. I remember getting gas at the service station that was there for many years.

Lard Ass will end up building a Condo on the property with a broom closet to be named later designated his

‘Presidential Library’

But the Miami nutters have a history of kissing the Asses of Rich jerks- the Miami Heat play rent free in an Arena custom built for Micky Arison of Carnival Cruise Lines with Miami picking up all maintenance costs to boot

This Nation absolutely has to stop electing these sycophants of the Rich to public office. They give away the farm every single time. For a free cruise or a court side seat at the Heat game- not only are they whores, they are stupendously cheap whores. And we all suffer

News Flash- West Palm Beach just approved renaming Southern Blvd. from PBIA Airport to Mar a Lardo the

President Donald J Trump Hwy. Street signs from the state going up soon.

Time to stock up on spray paint.

Threw up in my mouth a little while typing out the full name. First time ever doing that and probably the Last after suffering the consequences.

Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

In good news, the Obama Presidential Center is opening in June! I did the walking tour around the perimeter of the site that they offered a few months ago and all I can say is there's not enough GOLD! There IS however art by 30 acclaimed artists, a landscaped garden, a picnic area, a vegetable garden, a fancy restaurant and a casual cafe, two ADA-compliant playgrounds, a branch of the Chicago Public Library, an auditorium for lectures and concerts, an athletic center for use by the entire community from basketball leagues to senior yoga classes, and even a SLEDDING HILL. I am so excited!!!!!

Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

Now THAT will be a brilliant place to visit - and SO worthwhile - and so fantabulous. Of course Michelle had to get her vegetable garden~which I love after her hard work at the WH and attempts to get American children to eat healthier (which of course they attacked her for, smdh). One magat the other day on Insta kept raving about how 'classy' melania is - then I listed her 'einstein visa' gotten by chicanery (how many languages does she actually speak?) her parents being brought in BY their 'son-in-law' (her father's nearly the same age as hubby): her nude photos, including those HE took of her fully naked reclining on a fur on his plane and that person finally shut up. 'Classy' my ass. Someone else posted the recording of her whining about 'what am I supposed to DO, then fuck xmas' - it became much funnier than I'd imagined. Would frump's 'library' have a section devoted to her? Curious. I could just see people bringing in posters of her fully nude and displaying those everywhere, lol. Would NOT be a place for her son to visit at ALL.

Cathy Rady's avatar

I hope trump's 'presidential' library will have an entire wing devoted to his wives - featuring Ivana's unmarked grave, photos of him cheating on wife 1 w/ Marla, and the 'glam' shots of Melania.

And maybe a special 'Pussy Wing' - in recognition of the many recipients of his intrusive and unwanted groping.

Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

Oh, SO THIS! They 'could' add a special section for E Jean Caroll, the victim/survivors of Epstein/frump/maxwell AND every woman reporter he singled out for his 'brand' of insults! My imagination is soaring now! :)

Mps's avatar

Wow. Just wow.

arne link's avatar

OMG! Those street signs are going to reek of piss and feces. There will be high maintenance costs. It's so funny.

Leigh Hamilton's avatar

Streets can always be renamed, but it will be fun to see the signs vandalized while they're up.

James Starr's avatar

The Madame Tussauds museum in San Antonio, Tx had to finally remove the wax figure of Trump because people kept punching it in the face and damaging it. Read about it online

Leigh Hamilton's avatar

I will. I'd pay just to see that alone - or pay to be able to punch it myself.

Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

I remember that! It needs a video reprise, methinks.

Cheri Collins's avatar

🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Anna B's avatar

This made me remember about the naked (gag, gag, gag) statue of tRump that was put up in Las Vegas, so I checked wikipedia for info. It was in Vegas as the start of the "Crooked and Obscene Tour." At the end of last month it was in Madison, WI. There was also an article about 5 smaller statues built and placed in public spots back in 2016 during his campaign; it was called "The emperor has has no balls". The article was most amusing, especially the statement made by NY City Parks when the one there was removed from Union Square.

https://wikipedia.nucleos.com/viewer/wikipedia_en_all_maxi_2025-08/The_Emperor_Has_No_Balls

Anna B's avatar

Oops -pls excuse the duplicate -has- which is a sample of my less-than-excellent typing...

Ole Anderson's avatar

I imagine they will mount a camera on every sign post anticipating the coming vandalism. Although that doesn’t seem to be the proper word. The vandalism occurs when they put them up

Declan's avatar

The right wing is going to try to do what it did for Ronny Ray-gun.....name every structure, road, and airport after this guy. I'll never forget how they badgered the shit out of the Washington DC government to change the name of National airport to Reagan Airport.

Rhesus's avatar

And of all people whose names should never be placed on an airport....

Bob Bowden's avatar

They should drop a buoy in the river where the helicopter and airplane experienced the fatal mid-air collision, and fight over whether to name the crash site buoy after Reagan or tRump

AuntTeeFa's avatar

Or on anything-outside of a urinal

Steve Kelly's avatar

I lived in Miami for about ten years. Glad I moved away. While there I remember hearing that naming streets (or anything) after folks who are criminals is a bad idea.

rlritt's avatar

Goid news Higgens, a Democrat, won as mayor of Miami. 1st Democrat in 30 years.

Nancy Potter's avatar

Going from Harris +1 last year to Higgins, +16 (or something like that) this year. If there's a 10-20 point swing all over the place in 2026, it will REALLY be a happy day.

A.J. Madison's avatar

Massachusetts state government & the City of Boston softly made it clear to Bob Kraft they were not going to fund nor build a new stadium for the New England Patriots. Not sure if Bob even asked them for one. Willingly, Bob Kraft built a new facility on the same plot of land next to the cheaply built, decrepit, and woefully outdated Sullivan Stadium. Owning both team and facility, Bob decided to improve the entire site. Today, there is year round shopping (yes, gobs of NE Pats logo'd merchandise), year round restaurants, giant bars for pre & post game partying. I rarely see a city owned sports facility that isn't downtown "where ever" with those kinds of services (feel free to inform me of counter examples). IMnsHO, more cities should tell bazillionaire team owners demanding a free stadium/arena/park or they'll move the team to Las Vegas to suck eggs. They'll be doing the team owner & the home city a favor in the long run.

Cat Cafe's avatar

Yeah, those won't last, any more than Adolf Hitler Strasse signs did

Christine Zepka's avatar

🤬 to all that you stated!!

I have pictures's avatar

Beachfront, huh? Maybe a Cat 5 hurricane will hammer it. 🤞🏽🤞🏽🤞🏽🌊🌊🌊

Linda Weide's avatar

Grace, that was a good one. 😂

What is the worry for Loomer? That the design Trump wants will not get approved? Being forced to use union labor and the city causing trouble if the bills don't get paid? Maybe realizing that it will be sitting in the middle of hostile territory. Frankly, I hope the people raise a stink and it is impossible to build, or that the city not allow any sort of parking lot, and then charge a king's ransom for street parking around it.

Maria Devereux's avatar

Waterfront in Miami eh? Three words- climate change, karma.

Linda Weide's avatar

Blue Tsunami washes it away.

Leu2500's avatar

Just big enough that he can raise funds for it that he will then keep for himself.

rlritt's avatar

And nothing will be built but the previous structure will have been demolished.

celeste k.'s avatar

He never reads, anyway. He's probably going to use it as an airplane hangar for the plane that Qatar is giving him, not books and written memoirs.

MC_Neville's avatar

Maybe a stack of 1980's well thumbed and dog eared Hustler magazines underneath pride-of-place Mein Kampf?

ynot1965's avatar

It needs to be big enough for a McDonald’s.

Betsy L's avatar

Dumpy needs space for lots of coloring books and Sharpies.

ynot1965's avatar

I’m sure pootin has a nice gaudy building in Moscow that he can slap his stupid name all over…or maybe Riyadh..

Anna B's avatar

There is bound to be SCREEDS of texts from "truth social", reiteration of speeches and just nauseating admiration about all the wars he ended. After all, how hard is it to end a war that you made up in your mad, mad self-adoration.

Punkette's avatar

Thanks, Jeff. Great news. Wish the judge would kick out ICE too. Those masked monsters are still wreaking havoc throughout Los Angeles. 🤬

Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

They should be forced to obey the law and if they don't, THEY should be arrested. I like Alderperson Jesse Fuentes's spirit: https://www.cbsnews.com/chicago/news/ald-jessie-fuentes-federal-tort-claim-ice-arrest-humboldt-health-hospital/

They detained her for asking to see warrants. Everyone of ghetto should be tripped of their job and charged

James Starr's avatar

ICE already had an order to leave, a few months ago. But they just simply violated it, and ignored it. There really wasn't much done about it.

Punkette's avatar

Right. I live in SoCal and have a dear friend in LA. She said most Americans don’t realize that ICE is still there, rampaging through neighborhoods like hers (Echo Park). It’s a terrible situation. Mayor Bass, Gov. Newsom and our legislators are livid and demanding answers, but being ignored.

Reported by LA resident Jessica Craven (on her Chop Wood, Carry Water Substack) on Monday, 12/8:

“It’s a tough day here in Northeast Los Angeles—ICE is raiding all over the area and we’re hearing of several people having been taken already. I got an ICEBlock alert while writing the newsletter this morning and ran to the car with Mike to try to find a raid supposedly happening 5 minutes from our house. We missed it, but when we got home I learned that ICE had just taken three people at a tamale shop a few blocks from where we’d been.

They’re moving really fast these days, I’m told, because they want to avoid protestors and people with cameras. So they don’t stay in any one place for long. Good. That means what we’re doing is working, at least somewhat. Let’s keep it up.

I don’t need to tell any of you how sickening it is to have ICE thugs roaming through your neighborhood terrorizing people. It is scary. It is obscene. It is devastating. The one thing I know for sure is that those of us who are white have an obligation to show up to witness—and hopefully document, and maybe even stop—what is happening. It is literally the least we can do.

This is a difficult, brutal time. It is hard, indeed, to witness what is happening and not want to check out—to simply pretend it’s all a dream and hide deep under the covers until it’s all over. But those of us in this community, of course, have made a different decision: to check IN, no matter how uncomfortable, or sad, or anxious it makes us, and simply DO something. Because that is what love, justice, and peace demand.”

James Starr's avatar

yes, I live in LA....and our news media doesn't even report on these illegal kidnappings, never did really. We see all the crimes from ICE and chaos on independent media and social media video reels....

Punkette's avatar

It’s awful. Thank goodness for independent media. Take care, James, and be safe out there!

Wendymae's avatar

Here in Palm Beach county a dem beat the magat for a FL house seat too! By 28 points.

Linda Weide's avatar

Thanks for the good hearty laughing I did. My husband and daughter always knows that when I am chuckling in these days, I am probably reading your newsletter.

Leigh Hamilton's avatar

That's great news, but judges rule in favor of the law more often than not (imagine that) and Trump ignores them (imagine that). I'll be happy when the Nat Guard leaves.

Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

YOU might like this too, Jeff - or not. Seems (I think it was Saturday - I hadn't heard beforehand), the Town of Islip here on Long Island (and notoriously always republican, now magat) had a VERY large number of protesters surrounding the Town Hall specifically to protest the HUGE NUMBER of 'ice' agents who've been deployed to Islip's streets. Yup, right out there on their sidewalks IN camouflage 'jogging past our day-care centers, dance-class studios, restaurants'. Now we've visited Sayville a very cute and historic village on the main road on the way there - and the stores are terrific - all mom and pop with antiques, specialty, great cafes and restaurants, etc. We haven't gone very often - too busy with other things but I think of 'that' area fondly. My brother's sister-in-law still lives in a town in Islip with her children. Unsure if Sayville is in Brookhaven (our Town/County) or Islip, or right on the border of both? Nevertheless, 'they' are out in full force it seems AND have even a contract to BE there - using Islip's firing range and running their 'training exercises' in full view of the citizens. Long Island (all around) has an issue with extremely high property and school taxes. We do NOT need or want this type of fuckery going on. The amount they PAY that town is a laughable $60,000 for the use of the 'training facilities' and the Town extended the contract in June - according to the Patch article and even re-extended it. We are NOT talking real money so of course they LOVE that deal. Now, the PEOPLE seem to have gotten pissed and turned out en masse to protest not only the REPUKE politicians who continually cave to this BUT also at the ice facility itself. LOTS of yelling and bad blood is beginning to make itself known while I believe they were trying to keep it all on the downlow before they infiltrated other towns such as Brookhaven. OUR School District (I live close by our sole HS) has a very large number of Hispanic students who are welcomed, taught English and who all live in this district. I'm SO afraid they'll be targeted openly which would affect us, our home and our backyard - they'd no doubt climb our fence TO access the school's. These kids are EXCELLING in our schools (the elementary, middle and this specific HS and go on to College). They also participate in our Winning Patchogue-Raiders football team (whose playing fields I could do with a bit tamped-down sound effects tbh) BUT we've supported this School and the teachers/students from day one living out here even when they're a pain in the butt (occasionally). They're doing this all insidiously, I fear - AND likely targeting other NY and other Blue State towns here and there - so it'll be too late to stop them when they massively expand? I've heard copters overhead at times, btw. My SOLE bit of happiness is that EVEN the people there seem to finally be 'getting it' - but is it too little, too late?

Permian Extinction's avatar

Only Milk and Cookies help.

Mike Hammer's avatar

It’s heartwarming to know that sleepy joe is still out there dismantling our economy.

Jennifer's avatar

He sure is busy being both completely inept and comatose AND still wielding power from behind the scenes all these months later, while Obama was completely responsible for the mess GWB left him the nanosecond he took office. #GOPlogic

P123Sunny's avatar

Oh and don’t forget when Obama came for our guns that time

Jennifer's avatar

Or when he tried to give us healthcare. They hated Obamacare, and now they're bitching that they're going to lose their ACA. *eyeroll*

P123Sunny's avatar

(file that under: ‘we look like idiots’…)

Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

He was SOOOO inefficient. Eight years and not a single gun taken!

Grace Kennedy's avatar

Yeah, but the FEMA camps…

P123Sunny's avatar

& the death panels 🤫

Leu2500's avatar

Republicans always run on Dems taking our guns. & both times Obama was elected, guns & ammo sales went up.

Stranger Than Friction's avatar

TAX THE BULLETS MUCH MUCH MORE

Joyce's avatar

Biden certainly is impressive--both with the cognitive abilities of dryer lint and the nefarious acuity to control everything from the price of pencils to the weather. How did he do it???? And still the machinations, causing all sorts of terrible trouble for Donnie Demento, like having to learn how to say, "affordability" (which, one must acknowledge, is a mighty large word for that decaying lump to wrestle).

I think the most telling adminstration nitwit slip was the repeition of "Because of Biden......because of Biden": that is pretty much the entire summation of Republican policies.

Nancy Potter's avatar

Kind of sad that God placed Trump in the White House but didn't give him any power to reverse the harm done by non-God-placed Biden. Strange how that works.

Declan's avatar

Yes Jennifer that's the right wing strategy....& it works! Blame Dems (for not cleaning up their mess fast enuff!) for problems but conversely take credit for good things(that the Dems really did). The RW STILL manages to fool Americans into thinking that repubs are better at ec onomic issues(theyre not)...& that the stock market does better under them (it DOESNT)

Jennifer's avatar

Yep. It's tried and true. They're wee brains magically erase GOP policies and because it takes a much shorter time to eff things up than it does to fix them, the Dems get the shaft.

rlritt's avatar

Whats amazing is quite few idiots believe it.

Bob's avatar

With his sidekick, Otto Pen.

Susan P Thatcher's avatar

Otto Pen's brother, Otto Correct, is a pain in the butt.

Steve in SoCal's avatar

But their cousin Otto Erotica has a firm grip on things

Brenda K's avatar

Hopefully now that the Epstein Files are persistently in the national conversation, those fuckwads that rape children for fun and games will switch to Otto-erotic asphyxiation and unalive themselves.

Denise Donaldson's avatar

Oooh! "Unalive themselves." I love it!"

Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

A LOT of people on Insta have taken to using 'unalive' instead of the actual real words due to censorship. AND pew-pew instead of GUN. It's a nutty world out there when the 'censors' are the inmates running the asylum and the NORMAL PEOPLE are having to parse their words and phrases carefully.

rlritt's avatar

I spewed my coffee when I read this.

arne link's avatar

Ok, that is hilarious. Thanks for the laugh.

Betsy L's avatar

On a bicycle built for two?

Susie's avatar

Right?! Cuz we were told that he could barely function for so long! Way to go, Joe!!! 🤣🤣🤣

PEACE, LOVE, RESIST's avatar

When will a journalist respond with: “you mean Biden’s economy that was the envy of the world in 2024, last year?”?

SethTriggs's avatar

I'd love to be senile and apparently this capable.

P123Sunny's avatar

Why Dems don’t hammer at these contradictions DAILY… is a mystery

SethTriggs's avatar

A lot of elected Dems do but the problem is rank-and-file Dems don't share their social media hits. Rank-and-file Dems don't even share friendly media (like from Brian Tyler Cohen). I almost never see his posts in the wild.

I'm sure some of this is algorithmic suppression (almost all algorithms are biased towards contentious rightwing content). I am also wondering if part of it is that the aggressive sharing of social media can get very obnoxious and a fair number of liberals don't like doing that. Some progressives can but not even that much!

rlritt's avatar

This is one of the few sites I'm on. No Twitter or FB anymore.

Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

I do still go on twitter to respond back to the fuckwits. AND I challenge musk himself often. SO MANY DEMOCRATS are there - to follow, give likes to - forward their ideas on. Yes, there are idiots, magat morons, but who can't take a little heat? THIS fight is real.

Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

MS Now - their new name (From MSNBC) covers ALL of this. They've had Brian on quite a bit - since he teams up with Marc Elias as well (the lawyer who argues in front of SCOTUS all the time). THEY do segments together. A LOT of this is on YouTube and on Meidas Touch - many of the younger contributors: are now under their wing and the Meiselas Brothers (Ben is the legal eagle of the trio) ARE Meidas Touch - now have six million subscribers but sorely need more. It's FREE and they cover ALL of it intelligently. I'm one who reposts, resends out - AND who recommends stuff to others but my own circle isn't all that wide. WE each need to do our part. WHEN we find something good or interesting - or just plain truthful, hit the 'forward' or 'send' button - put in your own email addy (usually required) and send it to: friends, family, those you know who ARE agreeable - so THEY can forward on - and perhaps even some who are not, so they can see the truth? Back to MS Now: Nicolle Wallace has 2 hours from 4p.m. on Eastern time week days. She's one of the best (imho). I watch Rachel Maddow Monday nights (or rewatch if the Voice is on at the same time). Then Lawrence O'Donnell at 10p.m. Other hosts are very good: Weekend and now some evenings: Michael Steele (former RNC chair and now ALL-IN against frump/repukes). It's also the guests they have on who are freaking fantastic: judges, top lawyers, military people (Generals, Admirals, etc.) Senators, Congresspeople. Professors of law, etc. ALL worth listening to. I don't watch CNN at all anymore.

rlritt's avatar

They do, but who is going report it. The Washington Post? Fox News surely won't and that is where the 40% who love Trump go for their news.

Ole Anderson's avatar

They get zero coverage by the msm

Myron Buchholz's avatar

Yep, I saw him today down the street ruining the economy while I was shoveling snow. Damn Biden even made it snow in Wisconsin.

Betsy L's avatar

I miss him. I hope he's enjoying his beach and ice cream. He deserves to.

🌷IntheHalloftheMtnKing's avatar

The boogeyman 👻Joe Biden.

It isn't working anymore...

Adam Electro's avatar

Not only that, but Obama has been surveilling the Trump White House through the microwaves and TVs since 2017 !

Hollie Rood's avatar

And doing it so damn well the Repugnants couldn’t do it without him.

Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Good point Mike! While the voter suppression case continues for Trumps faux election continues, The Palast film is now free for anyone who’s questioned the real outcome. Here’s the link:

https://open.substack.com/pub/gregpalastinvestigates/p/the-real-election-story-no-one-wants?r=qvheo&utm_medium=ios

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The damage done by Trump 1.0 couldn't be undone by Joe or anyone in a couple years - but things were turning around solidly in the right direction. He did say the effects of his policies hadn't fully kicked in yet. The polices and legislation he was referring to have been gutted by Trump and his wrecking crew. I wonder if there's any connection...

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arne link's avatar

Yes, Biden is pretty amazing. I visualize Biden and Obama swirling around in Don the Degenerate's head. It's a comforting thought.

Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

AND so on the nose! Doo things: He HATES Barack Obama because he's a black man whose Mother was a white woman married to a Black African man. Stone-cold racist his entire fucking life is the orange toddler. THEN he hates Joe Biden because he and Barack got along SO WELL and Joe was Barack's VP...a white man being subservient to a black man (except donny would use the 'n' word as he always has). THEN THAT same white man beat toddler donny doo dolls (he can't say 'two' - it comes out 'doo') for the Presidency he'll forever be pissed about. THEN there's this: the old idea that black men are naturally, ahem - more well endowed? while we ALL KNOW (courtesy of Stormy) that little donny has a tiny mushroom dik. THEN there're those photos Sporky displayed ON THE HOUSE FLOOR (which can never be forgotten) - of Hunter Biden's ginormous member. Whom did he inherit that from~his Dad Joe? hehehe - donny doo dolls dozes off every day dreaming that THOSE 2 men have huge ones compared to his tiny little mushroom so is even MORE pissed than he'd usually be for this malignant narcissistic azz. It's all so UNFAIR to widdle donny, whose daddy ONLY gave HIM 12Million fucking dollars!. He wuz cheated!

Susie's avatar

Donny 2 Dolls!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Jane's avatar

Donny two dolls was started by Laurence ODonnell. Love him! 💙💜💜

Ole Anderson's avatar

I know! That might take the top spot away from my favorite Donnie Two Scoops. From his order to be served Two scoops of ice cream at State dinners. Everyone else gets only one.

Petty oneupmanship from a very small man.

Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

The REAL one-upmanship would be for just ONE someone at 'a' state dinner as he calls those debacles at his motel-a-lardo too: 'here, Mr. Trump, you can have mine as well, you clearly need(crave)? it more than I do' in a LOUD stage whisper, then smile and return to one's seat. Man, woman, it wouldn't matter but would be OH so much more satisfying IF a woman were to do this. THEN he'd be THREE scoops. Imagine if ANOTHER did it too, lol? We could get him up to donny dirteen scoops if more fell by the wayside like sporky.

Ole Anderson's avatar

37 scoops. He seems to like that number

Steve in SoCal's avatar

I think that was a character from The Sopranos

RIK90066's avatar

He made the same Two Dolls comment YESTERDAY at his hate rally In PA. The MAGAts ate it up.

George in Atlanta's avatar

His power is unmatched. Dark Brandon rules us all!

rlritt's avatar

Amazing how a supposedly doddering old man can weild so much power.

George in Atlanta's avatar

Not that hard, apparently. Hugo Chavez stole the election from the grave.

rlritt's avatar

Ah. Yes, of course.

Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

And speaking to groups such as the LGBTQ Victory Institute (last Friday) in complete, coherent sentences that expressed compassion and decency. And walking onstage more briskly than "healthier than any human alive" Trump, I should add.

Jennifer's avatar

"They're eating the dolls, they're eating the pencils..." will be the new "let them eat cake."

I don't know about y'all, but I'm ready for a bloodbath.

Richard Von Busack's avatar

Call me Countess Elizabeth Bathory because I’m waiting for my blood bath! Uh…she was this Hungarian noblewoman who used to bathe in blood…and…they made horror movies, uh, Immoral Tales was one…yeah, I guess that was obscure…

George in Atlanta's avatar

Not at all. She was who came to mind the first time I laid eyes on Melania.

Jennifer's avatar

I dig it. Cuz I never said anything about a midterm ;)

Richard Von Busack's avatar

I'm an overexplainer from way back!

Brenda McDonald's avatar

All of us women who soak up true crime learned about her on the Morbid podcast. 👍

Paula Dean's avatar

That sounds so cool!

Permian Extinction's avatar

I have a waiting list for that tub.

Betsy L's avatar

There are those of us quite familiar with her. I spent a month in Budapest a few years ago and lived on Bathory Utca.

Brad Yazell's avatar

Who the fuck ever gave their kids 37 dolls for Christmas? On the bright side, whoever decided to parade pudding brain around the country mocking affordability is definitely making the right move. Thumbs up, dipshit!

Dina's avatar

And what's with his fixation on the number 37? 37 pencils, 37 dolls...

Angie Longenecker's avatar

It has replaced 2 weeks.

Susan Kemp's avatar

I thought 42 was the answer to life the universe and everything. 🤷🏼‍♀️

Robert Eckert's avatar

But Trump doesn't know the answer to anything

Dina's avatar

Huh. Now THAT'S interesting! So it just might be the non-random randomness that makes it pop into whatever few brain cells are rattling around in his pumpkin head.

rlritt's avatar

He definitely has cognitive problems.

arne link's avatar

Huh, that's interesting.

Joe Witkowski's avatar

Multiples of 7 are biblically “perfect” but that senile fat fuck is Satan himself

arne link's avatar

It is a brilliant strategy. Biden is probably behind it. Or maybe Hilary, IDK.

Declan's avatar

The Washington Post headline 'Trump mocks affordability' is actually a brag. Bozos wrote it and is proud of the mocking.

Mingo's avatar

Go for it Donnie Dipshit. Hit all the swing states and yammer about how great the economy is and how much cheaper everything is. You can buy your own health care with the measly $2000 I will gift to you to bypass the insurance companies and buy your own insurance. It's called AFFORDABILITY and a democrat scam. Hell, I'm still waiting for my honorary Juris Doctorate in criminal and civil law from years of reading and researching his abuse of the legal system.

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michellefromchicago's avatar

I strongly suspect the amphetamine fairy played a role…

Permian Extinction's avatar

Here's hoping for my favorite: Spontaneous Combustion. Or, her sister, Biologic Deconstruction.

Ole Anderson's avatar

Spontaneous Human Combustion.

He certainly has enough oil inside that if he ever does spark off it will be a five alarm fire 🔥!!

arne link's avatar

Drugs. They pump him full of amphetamines and stand him up. We have all seen him during his down time before his nap.

Nancy Potter's avatar

It's also the fact that he loves the pomp and celebrity (and presents) part of being president, so performing in front of an adoring crowd is his happy place. A cabinet meeting talking about the activities of the government is not why he wanted to be president, even if they do kiss his butt, so he can't stay engaged or awake.

Robert Eckert's avatar

He drew less than a thousand people to this "rally" and exit interviews revealed that not all of them adored what they heard.

rlritt's avatar

Its probably ritalin.

Leu2500's avatar

He won’t. I’m really interested where he spends this weekend. They had the excuse of the Kennedy stuff last weekend. & they had snow in DC, so he couldn’t golf.

But his schedule doesn’t even show him going to his club in the mornings. & we’ve all seen pics of him hanging out in the dining room, reading his fan mail, etc.

Joe Witkowski's avatar

I’m hoping that right before the Army-Navy football game, that senile fat fuck gets eaten by worms like Emperor Herod Agrippa I. If he’s attending, it can be part of ESPN GameDay

The biblical character eaten by worms was King Herod Agrippa I, who died a horrible death after accepting worship as a god instead of giving glory to God, as recorded in Acts 12:20-23. An angel struck him with a fatal illness, and he was consumed by worms and died, a judgment for his pride.

Permian Extinction's avatar

Worms are good. We can always send him to Arrakis.

Robert Eckert's avatar

Roman sources confirm that he died of some horribly painful disease after trying to turn the loyalty of some Eastern subordinates of Rome and some Western subordinates of Parthia to himself, to form a new empire in the middle. Poison has to be suspected.

AuntTeeFa's avatar

High on his own supply.

And full of Adderal

He never seems to nod when he’s listening to himself talk

Ann Anderson's avatar

I'm always glad to see good news, but it's mostly theoretical unless and until we sweep the midterms. I'm curbing my enthusiasm until this entire administration and the GOP Congress are gone, baby, gone. That said, way to go, Miami! Now let's help Jasmine Crockett beat John Cornyn's skeevy ass. He thinks he's got an easy win ahead of him.

Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

It's enthusiasm that wins those elections, though.

Stephanie Lajeskie's avatar

Do you know how badly the GOP needs to fuck up, in order for Miami to turn blue?

michellefromchicago's avatar

And the Democrat winning in Little Havana is amazing. This indicates that the heretofore reliably Republican Miami Cuban-American population is not so reliably Republican anymore…

Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

They know he could be coming for them next. We've seen it happen.

Nancy Potter's avatar

If ICE can't (or won't) distinguish between Mexicans and Navajos, why do we think they could tell Cubans from Venezuelans? And Cubans don't want to experience a Kavanaugh Stop either.

Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

Jeff says: “President Pudding Cup wasn’t on the ballot, but yesterday’s election was a referendum on his presidency — and the results were not pretty for him.” This is about a mayoral race normally not a shocker but in this case it is a referendum on dopey don el presnidente and a real kick in the ass to GOPers all over the US!

George in Atlanta's avatar

The mind boggles. I guess a good start would be to round up and brutalize their friend's cousin. Building a tropical concentration torture camp right outside of town and filling it with your neighbors might get some attention.

I grew up in Florida (sorry, somebody has to). The number one favorite thing to NOT do there is fuck with Familia. Christ Jesus on a popsicle stick.

Ole Anderson's avatar

I doubt that a single Cuban ended up at the Alligator Alcatraz, or any other detention center.

As long as they were the other and not Cuban they don’t care. No solidarity for their brown brothers from different countries.

George in Atlanta's avatar

Even *if* Noem and ICE gave a shit about sorting out the browns into 'good' and 'bad', I doubt your assertion. Given the collective wattage of a typical ICE team wouldn't power a light bulb, they have shown their incompetence is unbounded.

Ole Anderson's avatar

Doubt it if you must, but there are very few Cubans in ICE detention. Most got the sweetheart Wet foot/Dry foot automatic entry with green card, full range of benefits , instant Permanent Residency and expedited Naturalization.

Cubans have been given extra special treatment since 1959 and they feel they deserved it for some unfathomable reason.

And Cubans have no sympathy for other Latinos who are not Cuban.

You say you lived in Miami yet you don’t understand their feeling of Specialness all out of proportion to what they deserve?

George in Atlanta's avatar

Never lived in Miami. I was born in Tampa, which is sort of Miami Lite. If what you say is accurate, I need to start questioning the rampant tales I've heard of citizens swept up randomly and stuck in detention for a week before being released. Some were carrying their passports, but the conventional story is that the ICE goons are so stupid they don't know what they're doing. Could it be I'm being lied to by the leftist activists who are slandering the brave men and women of ICE?

I knew that Cubans consider themselves extra special. Their feelings have no effect on our Gestapo, though.

Ole Anderson's avatar

There are plenty of citizens and legal immigrants being falsely detained but few are Cuban is my point.

We don’t disagree about the lawlessness or stupidity of the ICE goons, just the nationalities of the victims.

Tampa Cubans never exhibit the cockiness of their Miami cousins in my experience with both.

Ole Anderson's avatar

Doubt it if you must, George but there are very few Cubans in ICE detention. Most got the sweetheart Wet foot/Dry foot automatic entry with green card, full range of benefits , instant Permanent Residency and expedited Naturalization upon arrival to the US.

Cubans have been given extra special treatment since 1959 and they feel they deserved it for some unfathomable reason.

And Cubans have no sympathy for other Latinos who are not Cuban.

You say you lived in Miami yet you don’t understand their feeling of Specialness all out of proportion to what they deserve?

Your comment about the dimwit level of most ICE goon squad members is absolutely true. But I’m pretty sure they are giving Cubans a pass because of orders from on high. Trump needs the Cuban vote to carry Florida and he doesn’t want to Piss them off. Haven’t seen any large scale ICE enforcement efforts in Miami and there is a huge Latin population there.

Why is that do you suppose?

Permian Extinction's avatar

I think they've done it already. Doesn't mean they will not get worse, but a little insurance wouldn't hurt.

Keith's avatar

question iz ... where will they move to now and fuk up that economy?

Frosty McGillicuddy's avatar

The GOP nightmare is crumbling

But they're to stupid to see it's a humbling

Led by a clown

Who wants a gold crown

This sick king of foolish is bumbling.

Surrounded by people like Miller

And Noem, the deranged puppy killer

And then RFK

Makes vaccines go away

Bring polio back with my filler!

George in Atlanta's avatar

Frosty strikes again. A lyrical summary of our times. Bravo.

Frosty McGillicuddy's avatar

Thank you! I hope you have a happy holiday no matter what we're going through.

Kay-El's avatar

1. Looney worried about Trump’s presidential library cracked me up. It’ll be more like a Ripley’s Believe It or Not museum.

2. Gisler’s win makes me hopeful that something similar will happen in Texas. Nothing would be finer than seeing Abbott crying the next morning.

Paula Dean's avatar

If you have seen The Black Mirror series, you may have seen the episode of The Black Museum. Truly sick. THAT would be tRump's library!

Kay-El's avatar

I have seen some episodes but not that one. I’ll probably have to look for it now that you’ve intrigued me.

Paula Dean's avatar

I feel I should warn you. It's very upsetting, though it does end well.

Kay-El's avatar

So far, I’ve found them all disturbing on some level so I’ll be prepared.

Neal Stiffelman's avatar

Wow. Coulda stopped with the Loomer looniness, but y’all were just gettin’ warmed up! Yes, I love how the last few weeks, anyway, seem to prove the old adage that sunlight is the best disinfectant.

It’s a hopeful moment, for sure.

Leslie Goodman-Malamuth's avatar

That the blonde bespectacled mayor of Miami could easily be me made Tuesday my extra-good news day.

Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

Ms. Spouse: "she's not a communist, she's your next-door neighbor"

Leslie Goodman-Malamuth's avatar

As a Key West renter, I AM your next-door neighbor in that clapboard on Amelia Street.

Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

When Republicans try to turn ordinary people into scary monsters, at some point people stop buying it.

Leslie Goodman-Malamuth's avatar

When they claim an economy charging $8 for a dozen eggs is “A+++++,” people tune out.

Butch's avatar

What's going to be in the Trump library? PowerPoint and comic books?

Claudia Classon's avatar

I’m guessing it will be beautiful leather-bound BLANK books, paid for by our taxes. Oh, and don’t forget all the gold leaf decorations on the spines (no one will look at the covers, just the spines). All presentation, no content. Right?

Michael Guenon's avatar

The volumes in Gatsby’s library

Brenda McDonald's avatar

I don’t think Donny reads at all. And comic books are way too sophisticated for his wee brain.

Wendy OConnor's avatar

A display of his favorite Sharpies.

Stephanie Lajeskie's avatar

The wallpaper will be made of all his shouty, delusional. tweets or “truths” or whatever the fuck you call the posts on his shitty app, geared toward the most brainless dolts who ever lived. It’s going to beautiful, I can tell you that. It’ll be like nothing anyone’s ever seen before.

Crystal Hartley's avatar

90% gift shop, 10% library.

Nightmaher's avatar

I was thinking the same thing Crystal ! Maybe Loony Loomer was promised to be the manager! She might even chain herself to the doors if she doesn’t get the job!

P123Sunny's avatar

With a whole library section: ‘History of Merch’ 🙄

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

All the gold merch shit and fake awards and gifts from corporate ass kissers. We'll need sunglasses to not be blinded by the glory.

P123Sunny's avatar

tRumpf steaks (+water) in the cafe

Dave Drell's avatar

It’s supposed to be a “library” not a Hall of Shame!

Nancy Potter's avatar

I've been at the Reagan library, which is a rather sickening tribute to what they see as his good qualities and ignores all the negative stuff. Given that the Trump regime lies about everything, a Trump library will be a shrine to things that never happened. They could probably sell barf bags.

P123Sunny's avatar

National Enquirer Archives - in the Pecker Wing

Joe Witkowski's avatar

Gay porn from Peter Thiel, Scott Bessent, and the Energy Vampire

Peter's avatar

I've said it before, I'll say it again, the way Donnie and the MAGAs are fucking up the country there will be no safe red states in 2026. Dems need to approach the midterms as if they can win every single election they contest.

Keith's avatar

whether you want to admit it or not ... WE ARE ANTIFA!

Beth's avatar

Out of all of that - the GA victory made me smile the most, due to a backfiring gerrymander. I can only hope that happens in Indiana and Texas, as well.

Kathy's avatar

And Ohio please. 💙

Permian Extinction's avatar

Well, the GOP are so mind-numbingly incompetent...

Sheila Riley-Callahan's avatar

I am breathing a bit lighter today for sure. My dream Santa gift is we continue to see the blue wave wash over the imbecile MAGA’s and we see Rumpy walked out in handcuffs.

A girl can wish, right?

rlritt's avatar

I would love to see Trump in a jail cell. Even if it's only a few hours.

Denise Donaldson's avatar

Quickly followed by his appearance as the star attraction at a funeral home.

Liz and Max the No. 1 Cat's avatar

Riley-Callahan? Wouldn't be Irish, would you? My paternal great-grandfather's name was Michael Aloysius Shanahan.

Sheila Riley-Callahan's avatar

My name is Sheila Riley. My husband is Callahan. lol. I hyphenated when we married, Kind of ridiculous, no?

HI2thDoc's avatar

Did the Cubans finally see that the racism toward Hispanics is not a good thing?

Permian Extinction's avatar

That might be expecting too much

Ole Anderson's avatar

No, Doc because they don’t really ever experience it. That is for the other brown ones, not Cubanos.

Cubans have been integrated at the top levels. President of Coca Cola, among other major companies.

Joe Witkowski's avatar

*NOUN_VERB_ABORTION.”

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Dina's avatar

Loomer: 𝑃𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑖𝑑𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝑇𝑟𝑢𝑚𝑝’𝑠 𝑃𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑖𝑑𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑎𝑙 𝑙𝑖𝑏𝑟𝑎𝑟𝑦 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑛𝑜𝑤 𝑏𝑒 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑠𝑡𝑟𝑢𝑐𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑢𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑟 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑡𝑟𝑜𝑙 𝑜𝑓 𝑎 𝑟𝑎𝑏𝑖𝑑𝑙𝑦 𝑎𝑛𝑡𝑖-𝑇𝑟𝑢𝑚𝑝 𝐷𝑒𝑚𝑜𝑐𝑟𝑎𝑡 𝑤ℎ𝑜 𝑠𝑢𝑝𝑝𝑜𝑟𝑡𝑠 𝑠𝑜𝑓𝑡 𝑜𝑛 𝑐𝑟𝑖𝑚𝑒 𝑝𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑐𝑖𝑒𝑠.

One would assume that "soft on crime policies" would be just what the Criminal in Chief is looking for.

Permian Extinction's avatar

No Thing in that library.

rlritt's avatar

Considering he's a felon,