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Frosty McGillicuddy's avatar

With apologies to Dr. Seuss:

I do not like this Donald Trump

I do not like him, he's a chump

I do not like his stupid face

I do not like his lack of grace

I do not like his fake-ass hair

I do not like him anywhere.

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MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

There once was a psycho from Queens

Who liked to rape girls in their teens.

One day he’ll drop dead

From a blow to the head

And that’s how you handle these fiends.

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Morgan's avatar

Love it!!!

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Claudia Montague Wheatley's avatar

A Florida Man named Don

Was naught but a third-rate con

But MAGA was ripe

For his bellicose hype

Now America's good days are gone

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Cheri Collins's avatar

🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼Sooner rather than later!

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Frosty McGillicuddy's avatar

Really good one!!

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Charles Austin's avatar

👍👍

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Linda Weide's avatar

I do not like him on a screen, I do not like him in my dream, I do not like him in the White House, I do not like him, he's a louse!

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Morgan's avatar

Brilliant!!

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Jane's avatar

👏👏👏😂😂😂

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MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

Chris Cillizza probably scotch-taped that stupid note to his Tesla his own self. What a maroon.

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Linda Weide's avatar

Agreed!

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SeekingReason's avatar

I don’t even know what this is…❤️! But there are contrails above my condo leading to O’Hare! I think I’m under attack! 😵‍💫🙄

Another special depiction is how Americans see themselves and how the rest of the world sees us. I’d modify that to how MAGAs see Americans. I see us as the bottom picture of the two at all times. 🤦🏻‍♀️

Jeff, it’s difficult to read a year long review…one month would have been overload!

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arne link's avatar

That's strange. I didn't know that Americans saw themselves as roided up trannies. Who knew?

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Keith's avatar

of course we are ALL TRANNIES!

i still have long hair ... that makes me a tranny?

i still have a beard ... OK I'M THE BEARDED LADY!

fukin retards (all apologies to those with mental retardation)

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arne link's avatar

Oh, Lord. No offense meant. I guess I just think that it's a stupid meme. Why can't we have normal photos? Why is everything "extra". Nothing wrong with being trans. Those people suffer. Let's just leave everyone alone. Except Trump.

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Keith's avatar

no offense taken amigo. seems everything is either taken for granted, taken out of context, taken as an insult or just taken from a simple idea and turned into something sensational! it would be grand if we could return to the journalistic talents of Cronkite Huntley Brinkley & mr ed!

as for trump? HA! is he a beavis or just another butthead?

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Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

Mark my words. If the radical leftist socialists ever take over they're going to force us all to have unisex bathrooms in our homes!

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DrBDH's avatar

You’ve been reading the Radical Leftist Scum Antifa Handbook again.

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Lise Buranen's avatar

(You're not supposed to mention it in public, man, especially not in writing!)

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Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

The Executive Director of Antifa gave it to me at their headquarters.

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patti sepich's avatar

Looking back. 6 kids, 2 adults in one house. One bathroom. Guess we were all doomed

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Bonnie Council's avatar

Same. Worse when the grandkids visit.

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Dr J's Sanity Space's avatar

Jeff: I owe the uplift in my mood this morning to you, hundred percent.

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MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

every single morning.

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Nancy Torkewitz's avatar

Same!

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Ole Anderson's avatar

‘Sporkfoot freak of nature ‘ alone was worth the price of admission.

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Neal Stiffelman's avatar

“This aggression will not stand, man!” To which I must add, “Nobody fucks with the Jesus”.

So many, many stupids. My jaw aches from dropping.

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arne link's avatar

I always enjoy clips from the Dude. It's a sort of palate cleanser.

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Paula Dean's avatar

My absolute favorite movie of all time! "He treats objects like women, man!"

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MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

“New shit has come to light, man!”

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Mike Hammer's avatar

You’re out of your element, Donnie.

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MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

“Shut the fuck up, Donnie.”

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Mike Hammer's avatar

This aggression will not stand!

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arne link's avatar

That is a big favorite of mine.

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Mike Hammer's avatar

You’re out of your element Donnie!

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Never has evil been so stupid, nor stupidity so evil

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Rocky's avatar

Duffy wants people to exercise at the airport. That's why Delta gives you 6 minutes to make a connecting flight 2 terminals away.

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arne link's avatar

You get in both arms and leg work if you are dragging a suitcase. Don't get me started on what goes in the overhead bins. Lordy!

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Ole Anderson's avatar

Lots of duty free booze on most International flights.

Little overhead Molotov cocktails ready should there be a crash or fire on board.

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Hollie Rood's avatar

Overhead bins🤦‍♀️🤬 Now there’s another trigger

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Cheri Collins's avatar

😂🤣😂 So true! Years ago, I had to football carry the baby under one arm, and the stroller under the other while sprinting to the connecting gate. We got there in time to watch the plane take off. Continental.

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Zee Zee Writer's avatar

Fucking hysterical. I think I cracked a rib. How we, as a species, haven’t managed to go extinct yet is beyond me. But hey—give us three more years.

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MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

I think you’re overly optimistic.

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Linda McCaughey's avatar

Nailed it.

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Joanne Rossmassler Fritz's avatar

Another masterpiece, Jeff! It’s always priceless when we are treated to the “throw our heads back and laugh” meme.

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Kay-El's avatar

1. Naomi Wolf and the Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Chemtrail Day

2. I had to rinse my eyes with bleach after seeing Duffy’s soft porn video.

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Wendymae's avatar

FL is so stupid they passed a law requiring airports to report weather modifying aircraft. Spoiler alert: They haven't found any. Exactly 4 weeks until I move out of this hellhole and they excitement is building by the day!

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Ole Anderson's avatar

Meatball ron. Anything is possible.

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Cheri Collins's avatar

😂🤣😂

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Stacy B's avatar

Don’t know why, but the absolute idiots who believe we have troops on Mars, but have never been to the Moon…knowing there are people who are this easy to fool…just kills all my hopes.

And this attitude of “if I wasn’t alive when it happened, it didn’t happen” is gobsmacking. Like all the historians traveled back in time (since that’s a thing) and filled books and tv with all this made up shit?

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Joyce's avatar

I once had a conspiracy-fueled student (well, there were also quite a few self-prescribed drugs at work, too) who would often suck the oxygen other people were actually using out of the room during discussions of literature. One day, she started one of her purple-hazed speeches, beginning, "Weeelllll, I was wondering.....what if, like, none of these people [eg, William Wordsworth], like....existed? What if there weren't any people before--"

That was the moment I had had enough of her drivel and interrupted her: "The earth is round, dinosaurs were real, vaccines work, and people were alive before 1996!"

The rest of the class practically cheered.

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arne link's avatar

Well, ya know it's like the person who travelled back in time to post that artististic letter to Epstein in Drumpf's handwriting. How dey do dat?

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MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

“one of the reasons we know that abortion is demonic and satanic is that so many of the feminists … some of abortion’s most energetic and loud cheerleaders are ugly — and fat.”

Oh Jeff, did no one ever tell you that a woman is only worth paying attention to if she meets the standard of sexual attractiveness that’s apparently been determined by teenaged boys? That an ugly, fat woman existing is an affront to men everywhere? That feminists — and really, all women — are by their very nature demonic and satanic, but feminists and their demands for bodily autonomy and all that crap are extra-demonic and satanic and therefore we should still be allowed to burn them at the stake?

Okay sorry, I got a little carried away. Must be all the demons and satans in my soul.

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arne link's avatar

MzNicky, I believe that you spoke for all women. Abortion is obviously not limited to the fat and ugly. Women were doing pretty well up until now. We had bodily autonomy, access to jobs, sometimes leadership positions. I know female firefighters, teachers, nurses, doctors, CPAs, all women. We have to continue the fight for equality. It must not slip away. Sorry for the rant.

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Lise Buranen's avatar

Determined by teenaged boys, but enthusiastically maintained and promoted by grown-up teenaged boys, aka "men."

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Susie's avatar

Standing all the way up to applaud like hell for that one, MzNicky!!!! Brilliant!!! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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David M Marko's avatar

To again paraphrase the late, great George Carlin. 'When you see your average stupid person, just realize that 50 percent are more stupid than that.' The clownfuckery from these mental midgets is breathtaking.

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Morgan's avatar

Bravo 🙌🏽

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FTrump And FPutin Too's avatar

My mantra on any given day, can’t fight all the schtupid…

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Hollie Rood's avatar

🤣🤣🤣

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Ole Anderson's avatar

And downright depressing

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Tess's avatar

Jeff-you need to take a shower after posting all this bullshit! lol. Those people are crazy, delusional and plain ‘ol NUTS!

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Stephanie Lajeskie's avatar

I’ve got to hand it to you, Uncle Jeff, for being able to boil the stupidest year in history down to three posts. I don’t think I could get halfway through January before I said, “Oh, fuck it!”

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