Another off-the-cuff limerick ... love it! Excellent post, Claudia. Now I have to look up 'bellicose' so I can use it in a sentence. Damn! I love learning new words to impress myself! Thank you for the 'craugh' ... mix of 'cry' and 'laugh' ... the message is sad but the rhyming is perfect. 😁👍☃️
Love this Linda! Thank you! Millions of books published over the years and some of the most creative writing comes from the everyday people whose talent shines ad hoc. 🤔😉🐧
Great poem, Frosty. Thank you ... Dr. Seuss is not appreciated by everyone, especially since somebody saw a single person of Chinese origin infiltrating the story "And To Think That I Saw It On Mulberry Street." But his rhyme and stanza rhythm is classic ... and you captured it perfectly, not to mention the intended message. Perfect! 😂👍🥳
Sadly yes ... in March 2021 it was decided that six Dr. Seuss would no longer be published due to “These books portray people in ways that are hurtful and wrong." 🤔🤨🤷
Here is one of the published stories about the, uhhh, decision:
Y'know, I am all for respecting other cultures, but cancelling people for historic lack of understanding of cultural tropes went ridiculously overboard, especially against those in our world with high community profiles and recognition (actors, authors, musicians, etc). It doesn't make sense, at least not to me. 😳🤯
In Glasgow (as a small kid) we had ours DOWN a flight of stairs, SHARED by neighbours! NO light AND it had just a very simple latch anyone could pull open, so IF you had to go late at night in the dark, terrified, you crept down that flight, knocked tentatively on the door and then made sure to wipe the seat with your own toilet paper (just in case the men were careless). Ugh. NO sink - you crept back up the stairs to wash your hands in your own sink (no hot water either). Mother wouldn't allow the waste of a whole shilling to heat up water. There was a very long pull chain to flush and NO LIGHT even in the hallway. Mace is a clueless moron as to how LUCKY she has it.
THIS is fucking hilarious - and exactly how much I laughed AND what I thought - the first time I heard about dumb-as-dirt Mace and her obsession with 'gender-identity' bathrooms: 'WTF is in YOUR house'? I bet she STILL wouldn't get it even if it was 'splained to her in minute detail.
I don’t even know what this is…❤️! But there are contrails above my condo leading to O’Hare! I think I’m under attack! 😵💫🙄
Another special depiction is how Americans see themselves and how the rest of the world sees us. I’d modify that to how MAGAs see Americans. I see us as the bottom picture of the two at all times. 🤦🏻♀️
Jeff, it’s difficult to read a year long review…one month would have been overload!
Oh, Lord. No offense meant. I guess I just think that it's a stupid meme. Why can't we have normal photos? Why is everything "extra". Nothing wrong with being trans. Those people suffer. Let's just leave everyone alone. Except Trump.
no offense taken amigo. seems everything is either taken for granted, taken out of context, taken as an insult or just taken from a simple idea and turned into something sensational! it would be grand if we could return to the journalistic talents of Cronkite Huntley Brinkley & mr ed!
as for trump? HA! is he a beavis or just another butthead?
Thank you for clarifying, Arne. I figured you meant no offense, but good to see the clarification. Not living in fear is a 2026 goal of mine. My wife and I can't imagine ourselves moving out of the U.S., unless I can't survive here as a trans person. Some of my trans friends have already moved far away to be safe (they had the means to do so).
“We’ll now begin the pre-boarding process.” You mean you’re going to let some people get on the plane before you let everybody else get on the plane? Well *I* prefer to get IN the plane, where it’s a lot less windy. Hey airline, please begin pre-masturbating before you fuck yourself!
(Credit: George Carlin)
“This is the Captain from the Flight Deck…”
What? You don’t sound like William Shatner and this doesn’t look like the USS Enterprise. You’re just the pilot in the cockpit
I SO LOVED Carlin! Could you imagine him living through demento's years? He'd have made MINCEMEAT out of the fuckwit Preznit, and we'd all have laughed and laughed and laughed.
Maybe you could have voted him in instead of reality- tv star Trump, or even previously B Hollywood star Reagan. After all Volodymyr Zelenski was a comedian.
😂🤣😂 So true! Years ago, I had to football carry the baby under one arm, and the stroller under the other while sprinting to the connecting gate. We got there in time to watch the plane take off. Continental.
I scarcely sleep at night - so after taking specific meds at 8a.m. I grab about 3-4 hours of sleep unless the dogs get too loud. My Smooth Jazz music is on and I can drift off for a bit while hubby is up and doing whatever, At the back of my mind is the knowledge that there's a 'Jeff' post waiting for me to wait up to. 'That's gold, man'. :)
To again paraphrase the late, great George Carlin. 'When you see your average stupid person, just realize that 50 percent are more stupid than that.' The clownfuckery from these mental midgets is breathtaking.
“one of the reasons we know that abortion is demonic and satanic is that so many of the feminists … some of abortion’s most energetic and loud cheerleaders are ugly — and fat.”
Oh Jeff, did no one ever tell you that a woman is only worth paying attention to if she meets the standard of sexual attractiveness that’s apparently been determined by teenaged boys? That an ugly, fat woman existing is an affront to men everywhere? That feminists — and really, all women — are by their very nature demonic and satanic, but feminists and their demands for bodily autonomy and all that crap are extra-demonic and satanic and therefore we should still be allowed to burn them at the stake?
Okay sorry, I got a little carried away. Must be all the demons and satans in my soul.
MzNicky, I believe that you spoke for all women. Abortion is obviously not limited to the fat and ugly. Women were doing pretty well up until now. We had bodily autonomy, access to jobs, sometimes leadership positions. I know female firefighters, teachers, nurses, doctors, CPAs, all women. We have to continue the fight for equality. It must not slip away. Sorry for the rant.
Don’t know why, but the absolute idiots who believe we have troops on Mars, but have never been to the Moon…knowing there are people who are this easy to fool…just kills all my hopes.
And this attitude of “if I wasn’t alive when it happened, it didn’t happen” is gobsmacking. Like all the historians traveled back in time (since that’s a thing) and filled books and tv with all this made up shit?
I once had a conspiracy-fueled student (well, there were also quite a few self-prescribed drugs at work, too) who would often suck the oxygen other people were actually using out of the room during discussions of literature. One day, she started one of her purple-hazed speeches, beginning, "Weeelllll, I was wondering.....what if, like, none of these people [eg, William Wordsworth], like....existed? What if there weren't any people before--"
That was the moment I had had enough of her drivel and interrupted her: "The earth is round, dinosaurs were real, vaccines work, and people were alive before 1996!"
FL is so stupid they passed a law requiring airports to report weather modifying aircraft. Spoiler alert: They haven't found any. Exactly 4 weeks until I move out of this hellhole and they excitement is building by the day!
I’ve got to hand it to you, Uncle Jeff, for being able to boil the stupidest year in history down to three posts. I don’t think I could get halfway through January before I said, “Oh, fuck it!”
With apologies to Dr. Seuss:
I do not like this Donald Trump
I do not like him, he's a chump
I do not like his stupid face
I do not like his lack of grace
I do not like his fake-ass hair
I do not like him anywhere.
There once was a psycho from Queens
Who liked to rape girls in their teens.
One day he’ll drop dead
From a blow to the head
And that’s how you handle these fiends.
A Florida Man named Don
Was naught but a third-rate con
But MAGA was ripe
For his bellicose hype
Now America's good days are gone
Very clever!!!
Another off-the-cuff limerick ... love it! Excellent post, Claudia. Now I have to look up 'bellicose' so I can use it in a sentence. Damn! I love learning new words to impress myself! Thank you for the 'craugh' ... mix of 'cry' and 'laugh' ... the message is sad but the rhyming is perfect. 😁👍☃️
They are ALL so good, but I truly appreciate your use of bellicose here. I've been working on one but methinks you topped my poor efforts. :)
Love it!!!
🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼Sooner rather than later!
Really good one!!
👍👍
Terrific limerick MzNicky. Another type of 'poem' that works on many occasions ... and yours says it all in spades! Thank you! 🤔😹😉
Thanks, Timothy! Limericks are so easy to do.
Brilliant, MzNicky!
I do not like him on a screen, I do not like him in my dream, I do not like him in the White House, I do not like him, he's a louse!
I love it!
Love this Linda! Thank you! Millions of books published over the years and some of the most creative writing comes from the everyday people whose talent shines ad hoc. 🤔😉🐧
Brilliant!!
Thank you!!
👏👏👏😂😂😂
Thanks!!
Great poem, Frosty. Thank you ... Dr. Seuss is not appreciated by everyone, especially since somebody saw a single person of Chinese origin infiltrating the story "And To Think That I Saw It On Mulberry Street." But his rhyme and stanza rhythm is classic ... and you captured it perfectly, not to mention the intended message. Perfect! 😂👍🥳
Thank you so so much! Was someone throwing a fit about an Asian person being in that story?
Sadly yes ... in March 2021 it was decided that six Dr. Seuss would no longer be published due to “These books portray people in ways that are hurtful and wrong." 🤔🤨🤷
Here is one of the published stories about the, uhhh, decision:
https://apnews.com/article/dr-seuss-books-racist-images-d8ed18335c03319d72f443594c174513
Y'know, I am all for respecting other cultures, but cancelling people for historic lack of understanding of cultural tropes went ridiculously overboard, especially against those in our world with high community profiles and recognition (actors, authors, musicians, etc). It doesn't make sense, at least not to me. 😳🤯
Good one Frosty! Seuss it big time!
Thank you!!
Excellent!
The 'Excellent' was for Frosty's Dr. Seuss-adjacent offering.
Chris Cillizza probably scotch-taped that stupid note to his Tesla his own self. What a maroon.
I LOVE the 'maroon' comment. Definitely a New York connection there. :)
I just remember Bugs Bunny saying it a lot.
Yup...that's what I remember, too!
Probably the only way he could find 1000 words of self-manufactured outrage…he didn’t even use good packing tape FFS. Maroon, indeed!!!
Agreed!
That’s a for sure!
Mark my words. If the radical leftist socialists ever take over they're going to force us all to have unisex bathrooms in our homes!
You’ve been reading the Radical Leftist Scum Antifa Handbook again.
The Executive Director of Antifa gave it to me at their headquarters.
(You're not supposed to mention it in public, man, especially not in writing!)
You might get mertilized for that:)
Looking back. 6 kids, 2 adults in one house. One bathroom. Guess we were all doomed
Same. Worse when the grandkids visit.
In Glasgow (as a small kid) we had ours DOWN a flight of stairs, SHARED by neighbours! NO light AND it had just a very simple latch anyone could pull open, so IF you had to go late at night in the dark, terrified, you crept down that flight, knocked tentatively on the door and then made sure to wipe the seat with your own toilet paper (just in case the men were careless). Ugh. NO sink - you crept back up the stairs to wash your hands in your own sink (no hot water either). Mother wouldn't allow the waste of a whole shilling to heat up water. There was a very long pull chain to flush and NO LIGHT even in the hallway. Mace is a clueless moron as to how LUCKY she has it.
THIS is fucking hilarious - and exactly how much I laughed AND what I thought - the first time I heard about dumb-as-dirt Mace and her obsession with 'gender-identity' bathrooms: 'WTF is in YOUR house'? I bet she STILL wouldn't get it even if it was 'splained to her in minute detail.
Thank you, thank you, thank you 🙏 best giggle I’ve had in a wee while. I know, I’m a sad case! Still giggling. 🤭
in a wee-wee while?
Just the antifa houses. 😂
The radical-leftist-socialist Muslim who was just elected in NYC is going to make children study Arabic numerals!
Ha ha ha! Perfect!
I don’t even know what this is…❤️! But there are contrails above my condo leading to O’Hare! I think I’m under attack! 😵💫🙄
Another special depiction is how Americans see themselves and how the rest of the world sees us. I’d modify that to how MAGAs see Americans. I see us as the bottom picture of the two at all times. 🤦🏻♀️
Jeff, it’s difficult to read a year long review…one month would have been overload!
That's strange. I didn't know that Americans saw themselves as roided up trannies. Who knew?
of course we are ALL TRANNIES!
i still have long hair ... that makes me a tranny?
i still have a beard ... OK I'M THE BEARDED LADY!
fukin retards (all apologies to those with mental retardation)
Oh, Lord. No offense meant. I guess I just think that it's a stupid meme. Why can't we have normal photos? Why is everything "extra". Nothing wrong with being trans. Those people suffer. Let's just leave everyone alone. Except Trump.
no offense taken amigo. seems everything is either taken for granted, taken out of context, taken as an insult or just taken from a simple idea and turned into something sensational! it would be grand if we could return to the journalistic talents of Cronkite Huntley Brinkley & mr ed!
as for trump? HA! is he a beavis or just another butthead?
Thank you for clarifying, Arne. I figured you meant no offense, but good to see the clarification. Not living in fear is a 2026 goal of mine. My wife and I can't imagine ourselves moving out of the U.S., unless I can't survive here as a trans person. Some of my trans friends have already moved far away to be safe (they had the means to do so).
Mine, too. And a married gay couple, too. Sigh. I’ll never understand the hate.
Duffy wants people to exercise at the airport. That's why Delta gives you 6 minutes to make a connecting flight 2 terminals away.
You get in both arms and leg work if you are dragging a suitcase. Don't get me started on what goes in the overhead bins. Lordy!
Overhead bins🤦♀️🤬 Now there’s another trigger
“We’ll now begin the pre-boarding process.” You mean you’re going to let some people get on the plane before you let everybody else get on the plane? Well *I* prefer to get IN the plane, where it’s a lot less windy. Hey airline, please begin pre-masturbating before you fuck yourself!
(Credit: George Carlin)
“This is the Captain from the Flight Deck…”
What? You don’t sound like William Shatner and this doesn’t look like the USS Enterprise. You’re just the pilot in the cockpit
I SO LOVED Carlin! Could you imagine him living through demento's years? He'd have made MINCEMEAT out of the fuckwit Preznit, and we'd all have laughed and laughed and laughed.
Oh, how much he would have brought to the party. George Carlin was a national treasure.
Maybe you could have voted him in instead of reality- tv star Trump, or even previously B Hollywood star Reagan. After all Volodymyr Zelenski was a comedian.
OMG😂😂😂😂😂
I miss George Carlin. Thanks Bob!
Lots of duty free booze on most International flights.
Little overhead Molotov cocktails ready should there be a crash or fire on board.
😂🤣😂 So true! Years ago, I had to football carry the baby under one arm, and the stroller under the other while sprinting to the connecting gate. We got there in time to watch the plane take off. Continental.
I'm sooo sorry, I have tears in my eyes and am chuckling away at that image. Too funny, thank you!
Oh God, it makes one to just throw everything on the ground ( not baby)
And have ONE BIg OLD temper tantrum!!
Screaming & everything!!
Continental Airlines: DOA
Rocky speaks the truth!
Never has evil been so stupid, nor stupidity so evil
Jeff: I owe the uplift in my mood this morning to you, hundred percent.
every single morning.
I scarcely sleep at night - so after taking specific meds at 8a.m. I grab about 3-4 hours of sleep unless the dogs get too loud. My Smooth Jazz music is on and I can drift off for a bit while hubby is up and doing whatever, At the back of my mind is the knowledge that there's a 'Jeff' post waiting for me to wait up to. 'That's gold, man'. :)
I don't sleep well either, never have. I look forward to Jeff's post each morning also.
Thank you - Glad I'm not alone! Appreciate that there are others who appreciate Jeff as much as I do. :)
Same!
‘Sporkfoot freak of nature ‘ alone was worth the price of admission.
“This aggression will not stand, man!” To which I must add, “Nobody fucks with the Jesus”.
So many, many stupids. My jaw aches from dropping.
I always enjoy clips from the Dude. It's a sort of palate cleanser.
My absolute favorite movie of all time! "He treats objects like women, man!"
“New shit has come to light, man!”
You’re out of your element, Donnie.
“Shut the fuck up, Donnie.”
This aggression will not stand!
That is a big favorite of mine.
Jesus was the perfect arrogant antagonist (in the movie) I am a member.
Are you a member of The Little Lebowski Urban Achievers? Or a bowling team? 🎳
I'm an artist like Maude Lebowski, though my work has not been "commended as highly vaginal". 😆
Do you do twerking then?
So is it twerking?
So is it twerking?
I love the Dude, so wise.
You’re out of your element Donnie!
Fucking hysterical. I think I cracked a rib. How we, as a species, haven’t managed to go extinct yet is beyond me. But hey—give us three more years.
I think you’re overly optimistic.
Nailed it.
Another masterpiece, Jeff! It’s always priceless when we are treated to the “throw our heads back and laugh” meme.
I LOVE that one too. Always makes me smile first, THEN laugh.
Yeah. I tried that while I was enjoying that clip. Pulled something in my neck and now I can’t look over my shoulder. It made the dog laugh, though.
Ouch! So sorry. Feel better soon.
To again paraphrase the late, great George Carlin. 'When you see your average stupid person, just realize that 50 percent are more stupid than that.' The clownfuckery from these mental midgets is breathtaking.
My mantra on any given day, can’t fight all the schtupid…
Bravo 🙌🏽
And downright depressing
🤣🤣🤣
“one of the reasons we know that abortion is demonic and satanic is that so many of the feminists … some of abortion’s most energetic and loud cheerleaders are ugly — and fat.”
Oh Jeff, did no one ever tell you that a woman is only worth paying attention to if she meets the standard of sexual attractiveness that’s apparently been determined by teenaged boys? That an ugly, fat woman existing is an affront to men everywhere? That feminists — and really, all women — are by their very nature demonic and satanic, but feminists and their demands for bodily autonomy and all that crap are extra-demonic and satanic and therefore we should still be allowed to burn them at the stake?
Okay sorry, I got a little carried away. Must be all the demons and satans in my soul.
MzNicky, I believe that you spoke for all women. Abortion is obviously not limited to the fat and ugly. Women were doing pretty well up until now. We had bodily autonomy, access to jobs, sometimes leadership positions. I know female firefighters, teachers, nurses, doctors, CPAs, all women. We have to continue the fight for equality. It must not slip away. Sorry for the rant.
Determined by teenaged boys, but enthusiastically maintained and promoted by grown-up teenaged boys, aka "men."
Standing all the way up to applaud like hell for that one, MzNicky!!!! Brilliant!!! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Don’t know why, but the absolute idiots who believe we have troops on Mars, but have never been to the Moon…knowing there are people who are this easy to fool…just kills all my hopes.
And this attitude of “if I wasn’t alive when it happened, it didn’t happen” is gobsmacking. Like all the historians traveled back in time (since that’s a thing) and filled books and tv with all this made up shit?
I once had a conspiracy-fueled student (well, there were also quite a few self-prescribed drugs at work, too) who would often suck the oxygen other people were actually using out of the room during discussions of literature. One day, she started one of her purple-hazed speeches, beginning, "Weeelllll, I was wondering.....what if, like, none of these people [eg, William Wordsworth], like....existed? What if there weren't any people before--"
That was the moment I had had enough of her drivel and interrupted her: "The earth is round, dinosaurs were real, vaccines work, and people were alive before 1996!"
The rest of the class practically cheered.
The truth hurts some people.
Well, ya know it's like the person who travelled back in time to post that artististic letter to Epstein in Drumpf's handwriting. How dey do dat?
They faked not landing on the Moon?
1. Naomi Wolf and the Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Chemtrail Day
2. I had to rinse my eyes with bleach after seeing Duffy’s soft porn video.
FL is so stupid they passed a law requiring airports to report weather modifying aircraft. Spoiler alert: They haven't found any. Exactly 4 weeks until I move out of this hellhole and they excitement is building by the day!
Best wishes on the move!
Lucky you! Hope your move goes smoothly and you enjoy your new home outside the U.S.
Unfortunately, not moving out of the US, but at least out of FL and to a blue state.
That's a good move, too! I'm grateful to live in a blue state!
Good for you!! You will be welcomed, wholeheartedly.
Meatball ron. Anything is possible.
Jeff made a colossal post today, the extra mile. The guy below got the workout.
😂🤣😂
I’ve got to hand it to you, Uncle Jeff, for being able to boil the stupidest year in history down to three posts. I don’t think I could get halfway through January before I said, “Oh, fuck it!”
Jeff-you need to take a shower after posting all this bullshit! lol. Those people are crazy, delusional and plain ‘ol NUTS!