I don’t even know what this is…❤️! But there are contrails above my condo leading to O’Hare! I think I’m under attack! 😵💫🙄
Another special depiction is how Americans see themselves and how the rest of the world sees us. I’d modify that to how MAGAs see Americans. I see us as the bottom picture of the two at all times. 🤦🏻♀️
Jeff, it’s difficult to read a year long review…one month would have been overload!
Oh, Lord. No offense meant. I guess I just think that it's a stupid meme. Why can't we have normal photos? Why is everything "extra". Nothing wrong with being trans. Those people suffer. Let's just leave everyone alone. Except Trump.
no offense taken amigo. seems everything is either taken for granted, taken out of context, taken as an insult or just taken from a simple idea and turned into something sensational! it would be grand if we could return to the journalistic talents of Cronkite Huntley Brinkley & mr ed!
as for trump? HA! is he a beavis or just another butthead?
😂🤣😂 So true! Years ago, I had to football carry the baby under one arm, and the stroller under the other while sprinting to the connecting gate. We got there in time to watch the plane take off. Continental.
FL is so stupid they passed a law requiring airports to report weather modifying aircraft. Spoiler alert: They haven't found any. Exactly 4 weeks until I move out of this hellhole and they excitement is building by the day!
Don’t know why, but the absolute idiots who believe we have troops on Mars, but have never been to the Moon…knowing there are people who are this easy to fool…just kills all my hopes.
And this attitude of “if I wasn’t alive when it happened, it didn’t happen” is gobsmacking. Like all the historians traveled back in time (since that’s a thing) and filled books and tv with all this made up shit?
I once had a conspiracy-fueled student (well, there were also quite a few self-prescribed drugs at work, too) who would often suck the oxygen other people were actually using out of the room during discussions of literature. One day, she started one of her purple-hazed speeches, beginning, "Weeelllll, I was wondering.....what if, like, none of these people [eg, William Wordsworth], like....existed? What if there weren't any people before--"
That was the moment I had had enough of her drivel and interrupted her: "The earth is round, dinosaurs were real, vaccines work, and people were alive before 1996!"
“one of the reasons we know that abortion is demonic and satanic is that so many of the feminists … some of abortion’s most energetic and loud cheerleaders are ugly — and fat.”
Oh Jeff, did no one ever tell you that a woman is only worth paying attention to if she meets the standard of sexual attractiveness that’s apparently been determined by teenaged boys? That an ugly, fat woman existing is an affront to men everywhere? That feminists — and really, all women — are by their very nature demonic and satanic, but feminists and their demands for bodily autonomy and all that crap are extra-demonic and satanic and therefore we should still be allowed to burn them at the stake?
Okay sorry, I got a little carried away. Must be all the demons and satans in my soul.
MzNicky, I believe that you spoke for all women. Abortion is obviously not limited to the fat and ugly. Women were doing pretty well up until now. We had bodily autonomy, access to jobs, sometimes leadership positions. I know female firefighters, teachers, nurses, doctors, CPAs, all women. We have to continue the fight for equality. It must not slip away. Sorry for the rant.
To again paraphrase the late, great George Carlin. 'When you see your average stupid person, just realize that 50 percent are more stupid than that.' The clownfuckery from these mental midgets is breathtaking.
I’ve got to hand it to you, Uncle Jeff, for being able to boil the stupidest year in history down to three posts. I don’t think I could get halfway through January before I said, “Oh, fuck it!”
With apologies to Dr. Seuss:
I do not like this Donald Trump
I do not like him, he's a chump
I do not like his stupid face
I do not like his lack of grace
I do not like his fake-ass hair
I do not like him anywhere.
There once was a psycho from Queens
Who liked to rape girls in their teens.
One day he’ll drop dead
From a blow to the head
And that’s how you handle these fiends.
Love it!!!
A Florida Man named Don
Was naught but a third-rate con
But MAGA was ripe
For his bellicose hype
Now America's good days are gone
🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼Sooner rather than later!
Really good one!!
👍👍
I do not like him on a screen, I do not like him in my dream, I do not like him in the White House, I do not like him, he's a louse!
Brilliant!!
👏👏👏😂😂😂
Chris Cillizza probably scotch-taped that stupid note to his Tesla his own self. What a maroon.
Agreed!
I don’t even know what this is…❤️! But there are contrails above my condo leading to O’Hare! I think I’m under attack! 😵💫🙄
Another special depiction is how Americans see themselves and how the rest of the world sees us. I’d modify that to how MAGAs see Americans. I see us as the bottom picture of the two at all times. 🤦🏻♀️
Jeff, it’s difficult to read a year long review…one month would have been overload!
That's strange. I didn't know that Americans saw themselves as roided up trannies. Who knew?
of course we are ALL TRANNIES!
i still have long hair ... that makes me a tranny?
i still have a beard ... OK I'M THE BEARDED LADY!
fukin retards (all apologies to those with mental retardation)
Oh, Lord. No offense meant. I guess I just think that it's a stupid meme. Why can't we have normal photos? Why is everything "extra". Nothing wrong with being trans. Those people suffer. Let's just leave everyone alone. Except Trump.
no offense taken amigo. seems everything is either taken for granted, taken out of context, taken as an insult or just taken from a simple idea and turned into something sensational! it would be grand if we could return to the journalistic talents of Cronkite Huntley Brinkley & mr ed!
as for trump? HA! is he a beavis or just another butthead?
Mark my words. If the radical leftist socialists ever take over they're going to force us all to have unisex bathrooms in our homes!
You’ve been reading the Radical Leftist Scum Antifa Handbook again.
(You're not supposed to mention it in public, man, especially not in writing!)
The Executive Director of Antifa gave it to me at their headquarters.
Looking back. 6 kids, 2 adults in one house. One bathroom. Guess we were all doomed
Same. Worse when the grandkids visit.
Jeff: I owe the uplift in my mood this morning to you, hundred percent.
every single morning.
Same!
‘Sporkfoot freak of nature ‘ alone was worth the price of admission.
“This aggression will not stand, man!” To which I must add, “Nobody fucks with the Jesus”.
So many, many stupids. My jaw aches from dropping.
I always enjoy clips from the Dude. It's a sort of palate cleanser.
My absolute favorite movie of all time! "He treats objects like women, man!"
“New shit has come to light, man!”
You’re out of your element, Donnie.
“Shut the fuck up, Donnie.”
This aggression will not stand!
That is a big favorite of mine.
You’re out of your element Donnie!
Never has evil been so stupid, nor stupidity so evil
Duffy wants people to exercise at the airport. That's why Delta gives you 6 minutes to make a connecting flight 2 terminals away.
You get in both arms and leg work if you are dragging a suitcase. Don't get me started on what goes in the overhead bins. Lordy!
Lots of duty free booze on most International flights.
Little overhead Molotov cocktails ready should there be a crash or fire on board.
Overhead bins🤦♀️🤬 Now there’s another trigger
😂🤣😂 So true! Years ago, I had to football carry the baby under one arm, and the stroller under the other while sprinting to the connecting gate. We got there in time to watch the plane take off. Continental.
Fucking hysterical. I think I cracked a rib. How we, as a species, haven’t managed to go extinct yet is beyond me. But hey—give us three more years.
I think you’re overly optimistic.
Nailed it.
Another masterpiece, Jeff! It’s always priceless when we are treated to the “throw our heads back and laugh” meme.
1. Naomi Wolf and the Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Chemtrail Day
2. I had to rinse my eyes with bleach after seeing Duffy’s soft porn video.
FL is so stupid they passed a law requiring airports to report weather modifying aircraft. Spoiler alert: They haven't found any. Exactly 4 weeks until I move out of this hellhole and they excitement is building by the day!
Meatball ron. Anything is possible.
😂🤣😂
Don’t know why, but the absolute idiots who believe we have troops on Mars, but have never been to the Moon…knowing there are people who are this easy to fool…just kills all my hopes.
And this attitude of “if I wasn’t alive when it happened, it didn’t happen” is gobsmacking. Like all the historians traveled back in time (since that’s a thing) and filled books and tv with all this made up shit?
I once had a conspiracy-fueled student (well, there were also quite a few self-prescribed drugs at work, too) who would often suck the oxygen other people were actually using out of the room during discussions of literature. One day, she started one of her purple-hazed speeches, beginning, "Weeelllll, I was wondering.....what if, like, none of these people [eg, William Wordsworth], like....existed? What if there weren't any people before--"
That was the moment I had had enough of her drivel and interrupted her: "The earth is round, dinosaurs were real, vaccines work, and people were alive before 1996!"
The rest of the class practically cheered.
Well, ya know it's like the person who travelled back in time to post that artististic letter to Epstein in Drumpf's handwriting. How dey do dat?
“one of the reasons we know that abortion is demonic and satanic is that so many of the feminists … some of abortion’s most energetic and loud cheerleaders are ugly — and fat.”
Oh Jeff, did no one ever tell you that a woman is only worth paying attention to if she meets the standard of sexual attractiveness that’s apparently been determined by teenaged boys? That an ugly, fat woman existing is an affront to men everywhere? That feminists — and really, all women — are by their very nature demonic and satanic, but feminists and their demands for bodily autonomy and all that crap are extra-demonic and satanic and therefore we should still be allowed to burn them at the stake?
Okay sorry, I got a little carried away. Must be all the demons and satans in my soul.
MzNicky, I believe that you spoke for all women. Abortion is obviously not limited to the fat and ugly. Women were doing pretty well up until now. We had bodily autonomy, access to jobs, sometimes leadership positions. I know female firefighters, teachers, nurses, doctors, CPAs, all women. We have to continue the fight for equality. It must not slip away. Sorry for the rant.
Determined by teenaged boys, but enthusiastically maintained and promoted by grown-up teenaged boys, aka "men."
Standing all the way up to applaud like hell for that one, MzNicky!!!! Brilliant!!! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
To again paraphrase the late, great George Carlin. 'When you see your average stupid person, just realize that 50 percent are more stupid than that.' The clownfuckery from these mental midgets is breathtaking.
Bravo 🙌🏽
My mantra on any given day, can’t fight all the schtupid…
🤣🤣🤣
And downright depressing
Jeff-you need to take a shower after posting all this bullshit! lol. Those people are crazy, delusional and plain ‘ol NUTS!
I’ve got to hand it to you, Uncle Jeff, for being able to boil the stupidest year in history down to three posts. I don’t think I could get halfway through January before I said, “Oh, fuck it!”