my favorite thing about the Charlie Kirk art is that, as with all AI-generated slop, spatially it makes no sense. is Freddie Mercury singing into a microphone that's in front of Kirk? wut?
I did. I know it's a joke but Queen was one of my favorite bands. To put Freddie in a picture with a racist homophobe isn't funny or reverent. That must've been a MAGA assclown that did the meme.
My favorite singer of all time, Freddie Mercury. So lucky to have lived during his timeline and the opportunity to see him perform in LA in 1978. Queen forever!
I had a boyfriend in the mid 70's that was big Queen fan. I saw them perform in 75 or 76 and again in 1982, which Billy Squire was the opening act. Regarding the meme, Queen is serenading Charlie with the acoustic version of "Another One Bites the Dust".
I've used that line often when one of 'them' was hoist(ed?) by his/her own petard. Had no idea it would ever be wasted on a homophobic hate-filled magat such as ck.
All Mercury would have to do is open his mouth and let loose with that incredible VOICE--Charlie Bigot would be blasted into the ether by the sheer force.
As Jeff mentions in the post, right under the image: “it must be pointed out that the creator of this nightmare fuel, Simon Hedges, is most certainly not a wingnut, and produced that image as a goof. ”
I also seriously doubt Brian May would be happy about his image being used in this way. Since Freddie was cremated, he isn’t rolling over in his grave, but the “dust” must be rising to reign down on the clown show in Arizona today!
you just know Charlie would’ve been clutching pearls if he’d known who he was sharing a celestial stage with. The AI can’t do perspective, but it sure nailed irony.
I don’t know if this is true or not, but I read somewhere that Oklahoma congressmen filed legislation to build Charlie Kirk memorials on college campuses. This is fucking insane. Next, I fully expect the GOP to demand we knock down the Lincoln Memorial and erect a giant Charlie Kirk statue in its place.
Probably also supported by their State Superintendent of education who tried to mandate bibles & the Ten Commandments in every classroom until he got caught with porn on his office big screen. I’ve expunged the name of that overpaid masturbation addict from my memory.
Yes, and my husband couldn't even identify the guitar. He thought it should be a t guitar, but Gibson put a stop to that tout suite, for copyright violation...
Of course, there is nothing Charlie Kirk hated more than the teachings of Jesus. The counterfeit "Christ" he worshipped was antichrist in all respects. If he were alive in Biblical times and met Jesus, he would have howled for his crucifixion and fought to be the one who got to pound in the nails.
Is it Monday morning yet and all of the Sunday bowing down, gnashing of teeth and wailing quieted from the funeral procession and aftermath?Have the fascists spent their last tear? Or will Holy Mike bring Congress back from break and proclaim September as CK month? the orange auto pen thus spoke.
I’m in AZ… Will not be going out and about Sunday… too many of the cult will be gnashing their teeth, screaming and crying over their 13th Disciple or is he John the Baptist or is he St. John? I’m so confused from the mega MAGAs mega churches… the stadium holds 60,000… it’s going to be so very white I’m advising folks to wear their sunglasses if attending the event…I still can’t figure out why Charlie’s image is not on the invite or billing for the event which is about Charlie.
Why does Jesus get such a tiny little harp? Can you imagine the tinny little sounds that would come out of this harp? Makes me wonder did Jesus get picked last for the band?
Freddie Mercury, notoriously bisexual pervert and radical leftist lunatic WHO DIED FROM AIDS (who did make some really great songs), in Heaven with Charlie? I DON'T THINK SO! FUCKING COMMIES!
wow, people certainly do not like this post. after one hour, less than half the usual likes, and less than half the usual comments. and on social media, all people are doing is screaming at me about the "errors" in the Charlie Kirk image. yes, that's why it's being used to illustrate a post called "this week in STUPID"
got the email...but at the bottom end of the substack there is a hyperlink that says "clipped".
When clicking on the 'clipped' link it expands the remaining portion of substack post and then comments button is revealed at the bottom...that does not happen every time, I see that maybe once a month...not a big deal really
I don’t know if it makes you feel any better, but I’ve been a casual reader of yours for the last year or so, but after reading today’s post, I felt inspired to become a paid subscriber. So you must have done something right 🤷♀️
Well, you do know, Jeff, don't you, that a "like" of this post marks the respondent as a target for (i) termination from their job, (ii) denial of security clearance or other governmentally issued credentials, (iii) DOGE-facilitated harassment by gov't agencies and right-wing dipshits, and (iv) confiscation (if Rubio gets his wish) of their US passport? Could be there's a chilling effect.
But I "liked" it anyway. Bring it on, MFers.
And by the way: I am antifa ... because "antifa" means anti-fascist. I'm clinging foolishly to the notion that saying the truth out loud is permissible free speech. If that's deemed domestic terrorism, then it's only because our government is in the grip of full-blown fascists (who should please ESAD at their earliest possible convenience).
I dunno--the whole bit about Joe Biden's autopen going walkabout for ice cream has 100% made my day.
Query: what, exactly, is FOX's issue with ice cream? Is Jabba Murdoch lactose intolerant, on top of all his other intolerances? At the risk of causing offense, I will admit that I side-eye anyone who dislikes ice cream.......
Or could it be that Substack is already infected by the evil oligarch virus, I mean they are in bed with Marc Andreessen and sh*t. Like for instance I prefer to read your posts in the browser not from the email, because then I can play the clips within the post, instead of opening a separate YouTube window. So I go to open Substack in the browser and usually see your post there at the top and click on it. Yesterday I couldn't find it there, not even under "Following". Could it be suppression on their end?
I'm just seeing it today. Hysterical as always. I really think something is going on here. Maybe I'm paranoid. I feel like "likes" and posts have disappeared. I feel like we're being infiltrated. I had to go no email 3 months ago because it was overwheming and unbearable. Hundreds a day between posts- lives, and chats and that was just substack. .No way to pick and choose the subs I would still want to get by email. This site was built for reading and writing. It's like windows 3.1. Ancient. Now they want to do ads too. They are going to ruin the very thing I love about this place. Everyone is coming to Substack. Even Ina Garten my foodie newsletter is here now. I have so many paid subs that at this point can't even read. You and Andy B are my two faves and I don't think I've been able to get to him in more than a week or more. Keep writing. Keep going. You make my day. I may be late getting here but I work my way through. The videos, the gifs, the pics...NOBODY does it like you! I can't always comment or read all the comments but I'm loyal and I'm paid Uncle Jeff!
I just read this post (yesterday’s) today because I try to limit my intake of just how much bat-shit crazy things F47 and his administration are doing. Great column.
I think it is, as usual, another of your great snarky examination of this Trumpian alternate universe. And I imagine that in a few years, anyone reviewing his press conferences, speeches, or on the airplane will their mouths in shock that ever in this United States could ever have been so stupid and foolish to elect such a nasty buffoon.
"...I will be sending an angry email to myself demanding that I fire me for being insufficiently respectful to Charlie Kirk." 😂😂😂
Since Charlie Kirk wasn't fond of gay people, I doubt that Freddie Mercury would be seen on the same heavenly cloud as CK....wait. CK didnt go to heaven. 🤦♀️ This is the dumbest era ever.
And what are we to do about Marjorie Sporktoes Cro-Magnon? Do we need to specify in The Constitution that 'all members of Congress shall be Homo sapiens?
Cro-Magnon WAS Homo Sapiens...I believe the exhibit was about three different hominids that co-existed simultaneously during the Ice Ages; Cro-Magnon, the tallest one, then Neanderthal hominid and Flores, the shortest hominid. Marge is the Neanderthal woman...and hoo, the real Sporky must have posed for that particular exhibit!!! It really does look very much like her.
I end each day more & more confused: I thought the fentanyl was pouring into America over the land locked borders- now it’s coming in teeny tiny boats across the ocean??? Then WHY do we still have a daily 3000 immigrant arrest mandate?
None of this shit makes ANY sense…
I’m more confused that I did read Project 2025 and all this chaos & confusion is completely part of the plan-which leaves me deeply confused that I have such confusion. 🤷🏻♀️
Can we please move on to the “we the people” saner, more logical timeline before I completely implode here?
Those dastardly fish have figured out how to synthesize fentanyl and those dastardly Venezuelan fisherman have also figured this out, so murdering them makes sooo much sense. If you are insane.
Plus, not a shred of evidence the Venezuelan fishing boats were running drugs. One source reported that of the 11 people killed on the first boat, three were children.
Fact still remains that no one wants to address the issue of supply and demand. If Americans weren't using the hell out of fentanyl and other such drugs, a supply line wouldn't need to exist, would it?
Yeah- that’s super confusing, too!!! Such a common sense answer. Years ago, some hippie scientists did an experiment with rats- they gave rats all the access to narcotics possible BUT built all the infrastructure for the rats so they had things to do, places to raise family, healthy food, etc. THEN set up another “park” where the rats had full access to narcotics but absolutely nothing to do or any “comforts of home”.
Can y’all guess which “park” had rats hitting the narcotics until they OD’d & which totally snubbed the narcotics completely?
You don’t have to go very far out on that limb to see- if there were no “customers” there would be no money for the smugglers to even bother with this.
As you point out- simple supply & demand. The real trick is to build the healthy ‘atmosphere’-for lack of a better term- a lifestyle where everyone’s healthy needs are supported and met so drugs would be an obstruction instead of a means to cope. 💕
Here’s the thing about Bill Hagerty (MAGA-TN) that the nation should know: Tennessee’s mission statement requires that every week, at least one of its putative “representatives” make a fool of himself and thus embarrass the entire state. Next up: Li’l Timmeh Burchett with another delusional UFO fantasy.
If li’l Timmeh’s latest hallucinatory monologue about high-speed underwater space aliens gets stale, just wait a few days. This attention whore will soon be back with more.
Kay, but it had me off the subject of EPSTEIN the pimp Trump the John and thousands of PAGES in those DOCUMENTS that are in the Congressional ORDER to release in their ENTIRETY.
Will it be in the Reader's Digest, too? (you must remember that series they did maybe a hundred years ago--so I'm really showing my age--articles in the first person voice of the organ, such "I am Joe's Stomach" etc. etc. That was the first thing I thought when I read your comment--thanks for the chuckle!)
Oh they won't be empty. The Dumpty Venezuelan drug boat ride at Disney Orlando will be loaded with Those Who Don't Bend The Knee or Kiss The Cinnamon Ring.
Oh my god. Just when I think you can't get any better, you top yourself again. That Marjorie T Greene picture was uncanny. Tell the truth, Jeff - is that AI or does the Neanderthal in the exhibit really have that face?
Would everyone PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE stop comparing Old Sporky to a Neanderthal?
My DNA is 4% Neanderthal (genetic mapping). There is NO WAY *any* Neanderthal could have been as stupid, clueless, or dense as she is, & SURVIVED PAST CHILDHOOD.
Google : the typical person of European descent has 1.6% to2.4% Neanderthal DNA. The range is 1-4%. That's GLOBALLY. If you're white , you have some percentage of Neanderthal DNA. Even North Africans have some in their genome.
Forgot to elaborate: There has never been any evidence that Neanderthal populations ever *inhabited* N Africa. Pockets of them lived throughout Europe & Eurasia. Tribal groups LEAVING Africa, traveling through Europe, encountered Neanderthals, bred w/ them, & eventually moved on.
Thanks for the clarification about North Africans. I actually wasn't sure about that, but went with Google. Makes sense that it occurred after they left Africa. As far as 4%, that's right in line with all the reporting I've seen since this topic started getting coverage.
Busy day today for the rotting pumpkin. Charlie Kirk’s memorial service. Based on past history, Trump will talk about himself more than Kirk. Someone needs to come up with a drinking game.
Then some outfit is holding a Founders dinner at Mt Vernon. & the rotting pumpkin will be there desecrating it. The Founders need to rise up in protest.
So, Joe Biden’s ice cream habit is proof that his whole administration was built on lies? Makes you wonder what Donny Dumbass’s love for berders is evidence of, doesn’t it?
The whole thing makes me wonder if the Fox Noise audience thinks Laura Ingraham is supposed to be a comedy segment of their daily lineup. But then I remember, the Fox Noise audience doesn't think at all. Just passively watching with their brains shut off, before they nod off to sleep.
Ingraham is just another far right money grubbing asshole who will lie incessantly for money while dividing us and weakening us. Money is all that matters to these types. Kirk was another of those
how can they...they would have to possess a sense of humor and so far I haven't seen any sign of that particular sense (or any particular sense, for that matter)
If I were queen of the world, I would just stop having the media attend WH press conferences. No attention paid, no listening to idiocy - treat the moron sitting behind the Resolute Desk the way I used to treat my kids when they were toddlers and throwing a tantrum. Put them in time-out, don't pay attention to their noise. If there is no media present at the press conferences, does the anyone hear the stupid?
No corporate media outfit is going to ask what is wrong with the pricktator because they are on the same team. Contrast that with the comfort they had in their treatment of Biden and Harris.
Reach out (beyond your own) to as many in the Senate and House as you can about the Epstein files and gun violence. They are bigger than “I only represent my constituents” issues.
Use/share this spreadsheet (bit.ly/Goodtrouble) as a resource to call/email/write members of Congress, the Cabinet and news organizations. Reach out to those in your own state, and those in a committee that fits your topic. Call. Write. Email. Protest. Unrelentingly. We deserve better ❤️🩹🤍💙
my favorite thing about the Charlie Kirk art is that, as with all AI-generated slop, spatially it makes no sense. is Freddie Mercury singing into a microphone that's in front of Kirk? wut?
I hate to say it jeff, but I tore apart the now infamous Charlie Kirk Black Pilot speech, by using my Fallacy playbook to show everyone what a racist piece of shit he actually was. https://thistleandmoss.com/p/charlie-kirk-is-dead-but-he-was-actually
As always Uncle Jeff, Lkd/Rstckd/Qtd/XPosted.
Wendy, isn't Charlie Kirk was a Racist Pile of Shit kind of self-evident?
Why else would the Republicans make a martyr out of him?
He is being painted by the Right as a saint, a son, and a patriot.
The thing you call a piece of shit, might not be seen as a piece of shit, unless it actually get shown that it is a piece of shit.
Charlie Kirk = A smelly piece of shit.
"He is being painted by the Right as a saint, a son, and a patriot.
"The thing you call a piece of shit, might not be seen as a piece of shit, unless it actually get shown that it is a piece of shit.
"Charlie Kirk = A smelly piece of shit."
Hear me loudly not disagreeing with you, Wendy.
Nods in kindness and candor.
Because a lot of them are racist piles of shit!😂
every one of them are in my opinion
Thank you, Wendy.
You’re welcome
Wendy, thank you so much for this post. You (and now I) are what can save the world 🩷
It's sacrilege. The estate of Freddie Mercury should sue for the unauthorized use of his image. I'll bet Charlie didn't know Freddie was gay either.
you read what I said in my post about that image being a deliberate joke, yes?
Wait are you saying that picture isn’t really from heaven? Whoduhthunkit?
😂😂
Especially since Brian May isn't actually, you know, dead.
I did. I know it's a joke but Queen was one of my favorite bands. To put Freddie in a picture with a racist homophobe isn't funny or reverent. That must've been a MAGA assclown that did the meme.
Never mind, dear. Freddie and Charlie are not in the same place now anyway..
Nope!
👆👆🎯
My favorite singer of all time, Freddie Mercury. So lucky to have lived during his timeline and the opportunity to see him perform in LA in 1978. Queen forever!
I had a boyfriend in the mid 70's that was big Queen fan. I saw them perform in 75 or 76 and again in 1982, which Billy Squire was the opening act. Regarding the meme, Queen is serenading Charlie with the acoustic version of "Another One Bites the Dust".
Indeed!
I've used that line often when one of 'them' was hoist(ed?) by his/her own petard. Had no idea it would ever be wasted on a homophobic hate-filled magat such as ck.
Greatest ever voice in Rock history. (And that's saying something!)
Could not live without Queen!
Mingo—calm....
Breathe....
Think happy thoughts, like Freddie Mercury tossing Charlie Kirk off the stage.
All Mercury would have to do is open his mouth and let loose with that incredible VOICE--Charlie Bigot would be blasted into the ether by the sheer force.
...even better.
The visual imagery of THAT is quite spectacular.Thank you, and thank you all for your attention to this matter. You quite made my day.
👍👍😂
You were expecting reverence on This Week in Stupid? Did I read that correctly?
Mingo:
Read the Post.
He said it was a satirical drawing by a non trumptard.
That’s twice. Don’t show up again until you can prove that you’ve actually
Read the damn Post!!
IKR
As Jeff mentions in the post, right under the image: “it must be pointed out that the creator of this nightmare fuel, Simon Hedges, is most certainly not a wingnut, and produced that image as a goof. ”
...and your point is proven once again!
Well understood considering the band members!
I also seriously doubt Brian May would be happy about his image being used in this way. Since Freddie was cremated, he isn’t rolling over in his grave, but the “dust” must be rising to reign down on the clown show in Arizona today!
you just know Charlie would’ve been clutching pearls if he’d known who he was sharing a celestial stage with. The AI can’t do perspective, but it sure nailed irony.
I don’t know if this is true or not, but I read somewhere that Oklahoma congressmen filed legislation to build Charlie Kirk memorials on college campuses. This is fucking insane. Next, I fully expect the GOP to demand we knock down the Lincoln Memorial and erect a giant Charlie Kirk statue in its place.
Probably also supported by their State Superintendent of education who tried to mandate bibles & the Ten Commandments in every classroom until he got caught with porn on his office big screen. I’ve expunged the name of that overpaid masturbation addict from my memory.
There is a reason why Oklahoma ranks 49th in education. Thank God for Mississippi!
Good one.
He still mandated it, even if he mishandled "it."
PS-The 10 commandments in every classroom was just signed into law in Texas, and thank god/goodness/heaven/whomever, the law is currently blocked.
Apparently State Sup hasn't read the 10 Commandments lately.
Texas blocked right wing Christodmfacists??? wow
Well, a Texas Judge blocked it.
Nope. They’re saving that spot for Donnie the Dotard.
Saint Louis, Missouri’s Tower Grove Park already has the perfect statue for Kirk
https://share.google/fymThLM3ivQfMdFJE
Yup! Looks like a big dick.
Lemme guess....a MALE designed it?
Good GAWD. Who is that stupid??!
All those men who design church steeples, that’s who. 🙄
And that's the Naked Truth!
I guess sometimes (once, maybe) it pays to live in Missouri.
Definitely circumcised.
Well, with a senator that’s got two first names…
It is true.
https://www.oklahoman.com/story/news/politics/2025/09/17/charlie-kirk-death-oklahoma-republican-lawmakers-file-legislation-free-speech-day/86200710007/
They want to put a bronze of him on the Florida "New College" the former world-class liberal arts campus here in Sarasota.
Sounds like something you’d expect from Oklahoma.
Don't give the Kirkites and ideas!!!
I counted only two strings on that guitar, too. 🙄
And Freddie has a guitar strap over his shoulder for some reason
Very astute Kay-EI!
Yes, and my husband couldn't even identify the guitar. He thought it should be a t guitar, but Gibson put a stop to that tout suite, for copyright violation...
My buddy, @PaulleyTicks on Twitter, nailed Charlie Kirk with his Al version of Heaven. 😂
https://x.com/paulleyticks/status/1967795115654795638?s=61&t=yhYiX46kUQXLskUKRjXsFw
LMAO! Perfect!
Dyn-o-mite!
Oh WOW! I love your friend’s AI version!
Perfecto!
And the guitarist looks like Brian May (from Queen) who is definitely not dead.
My 1st reaction too.
also thought that a some somewhat talented maga person created it, as a serious thing. Makes sense it was made to point out the stupid too. Of course.
honestly, I fell for it at first, too, that it was created by MAGA
the microphone's the best
Jeff SAID: the creator of that AI image was definitely NOT a RW or a MAGAt...that the image was created as JOKE.
Got it.
And of course the dumb fucks swallowed the bait.😵💫
Charlie goes from the 13th Disciple to John the Baptist to St. John in 7 days… Man, my head is spinning right now.
Of course, there is nothing Charlie Kirk hated more than the teachings of Jesus. The counterfeit "Christ" he worshipped was antichrist in all respects. If he were alive in Biblical times and met Jesus, he would have howled for his crucifixion and fought to be the one who got to pound in the nails.
Is it Monday morning yet and all of the Sunday bowing down, gnashing of teeth and wailing quieted from the funeral procession and aftermath?Have the fascists spent their last tear? Or will Holy Mike bring Congress back from break and proclaim September as CK month? the orange auto pen thus spoke.
I’m in AZ… Will not be going out and about Sunday… too many of the cult will be gnashing their teeth, screaming and crying over their 13th Disciple or is he John the Baptist or is he St. John? I’m so confused from the mega MAGAs mega churches… the stadium holds 60,000… it’s going to be so very white I’m advising folks to wear their sunglasses if attending the event…I still can’t figure out why Charlie’s image is not on the invite or billing for the event which is about Charlie.
Bring a baseball bat.(Preferably a Jackie Robinson Louisville Slugger; even a MAGA coconut can't break it.😂😂)
And Freddie has a guitar strap with no guitar. I look forward to Saturday morning each week because of This Week in Stupid.
Also….I’m afraid all of the warnings about AI were true. There is a huge lack of critical thinking and observation when it comes to so many AI images.
Charlie also has a seriously disfingered right hand...
dis "fingered". Haha.
Freddie’s over there crooning into Charlie’s aura while Jesus is just vibing like the world’s chillest roadie.
Needs more cowbell.
Why does Jesus get such a tiny little harp? Can you imagine the tinny little sounds that would come out of this harp? Makes me wonder did Jesus get picked last for the band?
If that’s what we can expect in heaven, leave me out of it.
I like your medicine, Jeff. Most days it's the only thing.
and Jesus has wonky eyes and Charlie's pinky is fucked up
😸
https://www.instagram.com/freddieandthebag?igsh=Mmx3Mml6cDM2Y3E2
Freddie Mercury, notoriously bisexual pervert and radical leftist lunatic WHO DIED FROM AIDS (who did make some really great songs), in Heaven with Charlie? I DON'T THINK SO! FUCKING COMMIES!
wow, people certainly do not like this post. after one hour, less than half the usual likes, and less than half the usual comments. and on social media, all people are doing is screaming at me about the "errors" in the Charlie Kirk image. yes, that's why it's being used to illustrate a post called "this week in STUPID"
of course there's always the possibility that I'm drawing the wrong conclusion. this just in from substack:
"Post email delivery is delayed
New incident: Investigating
We are currently investigating this issue.
Time posted
Sep 20, 07:42 PDT"
maybe it's just that you fine folks haven't gotten your emails yet. never mind!
Yes, it was late today. I just got mine and usually you have sent your email out hours earlier.
Something wrong on their end, not your end Jeff.
Loved today's post...especially, that Neanderthal that looks *exactly* like MTG, Congress-Neanderthal Sporkfoot.
I got my email at 11:40 am EST as usual. But it seems many corners of the online world have gone haywire these days. 🤷🏻♀️
got the email...but at the bottom end of the substack there is a hyperlink that says "clipped".
When clicking on the 'clipped' link it expands the remaining portion of substack post and then comments button is revealed at the bottom...that does not happen every time, I see that maybe once a month...not a big deal really
I’m a day behind…💜
Anything anybody shares from YouTube throws me an error code (15 if that means anything).
Email was kinda slow to reach me yesterday as well.
I am lying flat on my back with a broken hip in a rehab center laughing my ass off. 😆 You just keep on writing Jeff. You just keep on writing.
Sorry to hear about your hip Lois, get well soon.
Good luck Lois, ya old “hippie”!!!
Keep laughing and healing!
Oh shit Lois! Sorry to hear that. (Lots of edibles!😃)
I hope you will recover soon. Best wishes.
I don’t know if it makes you feel any better, but I’ve been a casual reader of yours for the last year or so, but after reading today’s post, I felt inspired to become a paid subscriber. So you must have done something right 🤷♀️
Welcome Heather! Jeff is worth every penny!
Welcome to the nut house!
Welcome, Heather😃
gooble gabble, gooble gabble, one of us, one of us!
Jeff and Andy B and their subscribers are the only reason I’m not permanently under my bed with a bottle of gin. Welcome!
Well, you do know, Jeff, don't you, that a "like" of this post marks the respondent as a target for (i) termination from their job, (ii) denial of security clearance or other governmentally issued credentials, (iii) DOGE-facilitated harassment by gov't agencies and right-wing dipshits, and (iv) confiscation (if Rubio gets his wish) of their US passport? Could be there's a chilling effect.
But I "liked" it anyway. Bring it on, MFers.
And by the way: I am antifa ... because "antifa" means anti-fascist. I'm clinging foolishly to the notion that saying the truth out loud is permissible free speech. If that's deemed domestic terrorism, then it's only because our government is in the grip of full-blown fascists (who should please ESAD at their earliest possible convenience).
I dunno--the whole bit about Joe Biden's autopen going walkabout for ice cream has 100% made my day.
Query: what, exactly, is FOX's issue with ice cream? Is Jabba Murdoch lactose intolerant, on top of all his other intolerances? At the risk of causing offense, I will admit that I side-eye anyone who dislikes ice cream.......
Ben & Jerry’s non-dairy getting a plug from me here
It's not ice cream I dislike, just the effects on my digestive system 😕
I exempt people who cannot digest ice cream--lactose intolerance gets an automatic pass.
Laura Ingrahag, on the other hand......... :D
😂😂
Or could it be that Substack is already infected by the evil oligarch virus, I mean they are in bed with Marc Andreessen and sh*t. Like for instance I prefer to read your posts in the browser not from the email, because then I can play the clips within the post, instead of opening a separate YouTube window. So I go to open Substack in the browser and usually see your post there at the top and click on it. Yesterday I couldn't find it there, not even under "Following". Could it be suppression on their end?
Pls just do what you do and don’t go for clicks, likes etc. Stay true.
I just noticed Jesus winking.
🎯
No accounting for taste, we like it
Jesus got a fever, and the only prescription is more lyre.
File this under “DUH”.
Subtlety is lost on so many.
I'm just seeing it today. Hysterical as always. I really think something is going on here. Maybe I'm paranoid. I feel like "likes" and posts have disappeared. I feel like we're being infiltrated. I had to go no email 3 months ago because it was overwheming and unbearable. Hundreds a day between posts- lives, and chats and that was just substack. .No way to pick and choose the subs I would still want to get by email. This site was built for reading and writing. It's like windows 3.1. Ancient. Now they want to do ads too. They are going to ruin the very thing I love about this place. Everyone is coming to Substack. Even Ina Garten my foodie newsletter is here now. I have so many paid subs that at this point can't even read. You and Andy B are my two faves and I don't think I've been able to get to him in more than a week or more. Keep writing. Keep going. You make my day. I may be late getting here but I work my way through. The videos, the gifs, the pics...NOBODY does it like you! I can't always comment or read all the comments but I'm loyal and I'm paid Uncle Jeff!
I just read this post (yesterday’s) today because I try to limit my intake of just how much bat-shit crazy things F47 and his administration are doing. Great column.
I think it is, as usual, another of your great snarky examination of this Trumpian alternate universe. And I imagine that in a few years, anyone reviewing his press conferences, speeches, or on the airplane will their mouths in shock that ever in this United States could ever have been so stupid and foolish to elect such a nasty buffoon.
"...I will be sending an angry email to myself demanding that I fire me for being insufficiently respectful to Charlie Kirk." 😂😂😂
Since Charlie Kirk wasn't fond of gay people, I doubt that Freddie Mercury would be seen on the same heavenly cloud as CK....wait. CK didnt go to heaven. 🤦♀️ This is the dumbest era ever.
And, next to the Diet Coke button, tRump now has a smite button which he is using against those criminal fishermen from Venezuela...
Right... Just when I think I cant hate him anymore....
And what are we to do about Marjorie Sporktoes Cro-Magnon? Do we need to specify in The Constitution that 'all members of Congress shall be Homo sapiens?
😁 that’s really mean. Come sit by me.
Shades of Alice Roosevelt Longworth...
Bingo
Cro-Magnon WAS Homo Sapiens...I believe the exhibit was about three different hominids that co-existed simultaneously during the Ice Ages; Cro-Magnon, the tallest one, then Neanderthal hominid and Flores, the shortest hominid. Marge is the Neanderthal woman...and hoo, the real Sporky must have posed for that particular exhibit!!! It really does look very much like her.
Like looking in a mirror. LOL!
Marjorie Cro-Magnon is the one who got everyone killed by denying the existence of cave bears. "Uh! No such thing. Hoax from that cave over there!"
😂😂😂😂 Excellent.
😂
Ohhhh you ain't seen nothing yet....😟
You're merely scratching the surface.😡😡
If someone brings him a Sprite in response to his pressing that button, there will be Hell to pay
How can our so-called president just order murders at will? It's so horrible.
Because he has the morality of the NY mob boss which he is.
And no Congress to oppose his usurpation of what is technically their prerogative...
Heaven is in your mind. Hell is life on earth, apparently.
That was my thought
Oh by far!!🥴🥴😵💫
I end each day more & more confused: I thought the fentanyl was pouring into America over the land locked borders- now it’s coming in teeny tiny boats across the ocean??? Then WHY do we still have a daily 3000 immigrant arrest mandate?
None of this shit makes ANY sense…
I’m more confused that I did read Project 2025 and all this chaos & confusion is completely part of the plan-which leaves me deeply confused that I have such confusion. 🤷🏻♀️
Can we please move on to the “we the people” saner, more logical timeline before I completely implode here?
Thank you for your attention to this matter. 💙
Those dastardly fish have figured out how to synthesize fentanyl and those dastardly Venezuelan fisherman have also figured this out, so murdering them makes sooo much sense. If you are insane.
Plus, not a shred of evidence the Venezuelan fishing boats were running drugs. One source reported that of the 11 people killed on the first boat, three were children.
Yes, it is murder. He should be charged by international law
BiBi told him children don’t count in the casualty numbers so go ahead.
Collateral damage; whaddaya gonna do!?!
He is such a rancid POS , Satan’s Whore he is. I just want to smack that smirk on his face right off!
That'll get ya suspended from "X"itter. It did me.
Nah, I never saw reason to join that
We have 3 years and 4 fucking years of this batshittery left, if he lives that long.
If WE live that long! Some days it feels rather iffy.
He won’t live that long
Promise?
😂😂
Plus he's really acting like he's untouchable right now
Fact still remains that no one wants to address the issue of supply and demand. If Americans weren't using the hell out of fentanyl and other such drugs, a supply line wouldn't need to exist, would it?
Yeah- that’s super confusing, too!!! Such a common sense answer. Years ago, some hippie scientists did an experiment with rats- they gave rats all the access to narcotics possible BUT built all the infrastructure for the rats so they had things to do, places to raise family, healthy food, etc. THEN set up another “park” where the rats had full access to narcotics but absolutely nothing to do or any “comforts of home”.
Can y’all guess which “park” had rats hitting the narcotics until they OD’d & which totally snubbed the narcotics completely?
Yeah, it’s not rocket science, is it?
Exactly, this. 🎯
Going out on a limb a bit...
Maybe if people didn't buy fentanyl,
There'd be no incentive to smuggle it in here.
For example, there's not a lot of black-market Tiny Tim CD's being brought north in dinky little fast boats. For some reason.
You don’t have to go very far out on that limb to see- if there were no “customers” there would be no money for the smugglers to even bother with this.
As you point out- simple supply & demand. The real trick is to build the healthy ‘atmosphere’-for lack of a better term- a lifestyle where everyone’s healthy needs are supported and met so drugs would be an obstruction instead of a means to cope. 💕
Here’s the thing about Bill Hagerty (MAGA-TN) that the nation should know: Tennessee’s mission statement requires that every week, at least one of its putative “representatives” make a fool of himself and thus embarrass the entire state. Next up: Li’l Timmeh Burchett with another delusional UFO fantasy.
Burchett's 'entities' rant almost made it into today's post
If li’l Timmeh’s latest hallucinatory monologue about high-speed underwater space aliens gets stale, just wait a few days. This attention whore will soon be back with more.
Sporktoes will zap em with the Jewish space laser, amirite?
That was Lucian's topic yesterday.
1. I’ve been contacted to ghost write a book entitled I Am Joe’s Autopen. Instant bestseller.
2. Wait, is that boat number three? Maybe the Trump admin is sending out empty boats to bomb?
Kay, but it had me off the subject of EPSTEIN the pimp Trump the John and thousands of PAGES in those DOCUMENTS that are in the Congressional ORDER to release in their ENTIRETY.
Will it be in the Reader's Digest, too? (you must remember that series they did maybe a hundred years ago--so I'm really showing my age--articles in the first person voice of the organ, such "I am Joe's Stomach" etc. etc. That was the first thing I thought when I read your comment--thanks for the chuckle!)
Lol, I do remember! How else could I come up with that?
Do could do it Waldo style: Where's Joe's Autopen
? (Oops)
It was a set up you fit it perfectly by now I do know you pretty well.
wow , empty boats , excellent 👌. I'll be waiting for your book 😁
Oh they won't be empty. The Dumpty Venezuelan drug boat ride at Disney Orlando will be loaded with Those Who Don't Bend The Knee or Kiss The Cinnamon Ring.
Oh my god. Just when I think you can't get any better, you top yourself again. That Marjorie T Greene picture was uncanny. Tell the truth, Jeff - is that AI or does the Neanderthal in the exhibit really have that face?
it's not AI. here's a photo of that exhibition from a different angle
https://artsandculture.google.com/asset/reconstitution-of-three-woman-hominids-neanderthal-sapiens-and-flores-dayn%C3%A8s-atelier/kgGnlbQCREKQFQ
Would everyone PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE stop comparing Old Sporky to a Neanderthal?
My DNA is 4% Neanderthal (genetic mapping). There is NO WAY *any* Neanderthal could have been as stupid, clueless, or dense as she is, & SURVIVED PAST CHILDHOOD.
"Thank you for your attention to this matter." 🤣
Google : the typical person of European descent has 1.6% to2.4% Neanderthal DNA. The range is 1-4%. That's GLOBALLY. If you're white , you have some percentage of Neanderthal DNA. Even North Africans have some in their genome.
The original assumption that some N Africans possess Neanderthal DNA was disproven many yrs ago.
I was part of the Geno 2.0/Helix genome project (run by National Geographic), back in 2005. So I, for one, am pretty confident in my result of 4%.
Forgot to elaborate: There has never been any evidence that Neanderthal populations ever *inhabited* N Africa. Pockets of them lived throughout Europe & Eurasia. Tribal groups LEAVING Africa, traveling through Europe, encountered Neanderthals, bred w/ them, & eventually moved on.
Thanks for the clarification about North Africans. I actually wasn't sure about that, but went with Google. Makes sense that it occurred after they left Africa. As far as 4%, that's right in line with all the reporting I've seen since this topic started getting coverage.
My nephew has 3% Neanderthal. (comes from his father--my sister's ex-- since neither me or my sister have any.
Suggest getting your DNA retested.
😂😂😂
Wow, well done. You've got some sharp eyes along with that sharp wit
WoW! The artist definitely was working with a photo of Sporkfoot Marge ! Uncanny!
Oh my God, it really is her!
Somebody test her Dunna, I mean DNA. Ooops, spoke MAGA there for a sec
Yes Neanderthals had make up and moisturizer Sporky was far ahead because ‘genius’ is in her ddna that’s Dopey DNA.
Busy day today for the rotting pumpkin. Charlie Kirk’s memorial service. Based on past history, Trump will talk about himself more than Kirk. Someone needs to come up with a drinking game.
Then some outfit is holding a Founders dinner at Mt Vernon. & the rotting pumpkin will be there desecrating it. The Founders need to rise up in protest.
I didn't think he was going to go to that memorial service--golf at one of his cheap golf motels is far more important.
I have a drinking game: Stare at the clock at 4:59.
So, Joe Biden’s ice cream habit is proof that his whole administration was built on lies? Makes you wonder what Donny Dumbass’s love for berders is evidence of, doesn’t it?
The whole thing makes me wonder if the Fox Noise audience thinks Laura Ingraham is supposed to be a comedy segment of their daily lineup. But then I remember, the Fox Noise audience doesn't think at all. Just passively watching with their brains shut off, before they nod off to sleep.
Ingraham is just another far right money grubbing asshole who will lie incessantly for money while dividing us and weakening us. Money is all that matters to these types. Kirk was another of those
Not sure maga understands the concept of comedy.
how can they...they would have to possess a sense of humor and so far I haven't seen any sign of that particular sense (or any particular sense, for that matter)
How could they? They have no sense of humor, except for “owning the libs.”
They think (and donnie agrees) that Greg Gutfeld is hilarious.
Has anyone done a taste test of the tapioca in Orange Hitler’s brain versus Joe Biden’s favorite ice cream? Or is that why Ben & Jerry broke up? 🤷♂️
They really are scraping for anger-inducing "news." Ice cream is soooooooooo woke.
If I were queen of the world, I would just stop having the media attend WH press conferences. No attention paid, no listening to idiocy - treat the moron sitting behind the Resolute Desk the way I used to treat my kids when they were toddlers and throwing a tantrum. Put them in time-out, don't pay attention to their noise. If there is no media present at the press conferences, does the anyone hear the stupid?
No corporate media outfit is going to ask what is wrong with the pricktator because they are on the same team. Contrast that with the comfort they had in their treatment of Biden and Harris.
Wow, now I understand why every world leader is laughing at America-what a f’d up WH. We sure it isn’t MAP-Make America Pathetic.
Some sunny day, we'll look back and identify the week that we hit peak stupidity, but it's pretty clear that we're not there yet.
This is America! We have fantastic reservoirs of derp to draw from, massive deep veins of stupid! We'll NEVER run out!
Am I laughing or crying? Bit of both I guess.
The greatest derp! Derp like nobody's ever seen before!
We are never there
Reach out (beyond your own) to as many in the Senate and House as you can about the Epstein files and gun violence. They are bigger than “I only represent my constituents” issues.
Use/share this spreadsheet (bit.ly/Goodtrouble) as a resource to call/email/write members of Congress, the Cabinet and news organizations. Reach out to those in your own state, and those in a committee that fits your topic. Call. Write. Email. Protest. Unrelentingly. We deserve better ❤️🩹🤍💙
WHAT IN THE WORLD HAPPENED?
America went from a legendary statesman to an intellectual minnow and economic suicide bomber in less than a decade
TRUTH MATTERS
SEP 20
The Supremes.
Diana Ross is responsible for all this??!?😂😂😂😂
In less than 6 months!
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All you need to know about the fright-wing canonization of CK is that DJT and many MAGA mega-donors are all over the Epstein files.
Gotta love the Tampa judge, though. Since when did any Trump lawyer file a non-frivolous lawsuit, much less a "compact" or "accurate" one?
It’s always an easy day for any judge to rule ‘no merits’.