I really can’t express to you how much appreciate you. It’s not just the daily gems you write. It’s also the community you’ve created among your readers. This is one of the few places I feel safe speaking my mind without mincing any words.
Your daily comment is a work of art, that’s what makes it so special! I thought that was spray paint not mace the first eleventy times I watched it. And I want that hat to confuse the magats with truth. The truth is out there, and it’s sharpened here. Thank you, again. A good day to you and Mrs Spouse!
I finally got online after finding out my daughter's wedding has been called off. Typical for this week. So, Jeff, I just want you to know that I was able to laugh (hysterically at times) at a couple of your comments. Thank you. "Brenden seems nice." And the oral diarrhea pouring out of Pres. Nutjob's pie-hole I could almost laugh at, but not quite. But I didn't cry. And what the fuck is wrong with Christian Nationalists? Are they really human?
That was particularly idiotic. The peedo in chief really does have dementia and very little interest in America. I can't help but wonder how much he's grifting from the little Versailles ballroom. Also, the Epstein files must be released.
I really admire how well you keep it together in the face of the never ending bullshit firehouse of these times. You keep the rest of us (relatively) sane. Thank you so much, my friend! Take very good care of yourself! ❤️
Thanks, Susan. You too! We all desperately need a calm weekend for a change. I came into the comments to mention the Karl Marx bit, so thank you for mentioning it already. Funniest bit today, Jeff! Thanks.
The MAGA cult went certifiably crazy this week—not that they weren’t crazy before—but this week I saw a really scary shift in them, and I’m not even talking about the politicians. I’m referring to private citizens, some of whom live right here in my neighborhood. The vitriol and the threats I was reading ;when they thought the killer was a “leftist wing nut” reached another level. And of course, now that we know, he was a white, Christian male from a conservative family, we hear crickets. No retraction, no apologies.,.nada! It’s the first time that I actually feel unsafe speaking my mind.
"they fell into an airspace". Is that like "throwing something 'away' "? The concept eludes me. Is there a tear or portal or whatever in the time-space continuum that disappears things as though they never existed? Why have I never seen this wonderful thing? Enquiring minds want to know!! Think how useful a thing like that would be....we could put all the plastic clogging up the oceans in there, and--POOF!
Can confirm the existence of a tear in the time-space continuum. It’s a black hole that regularly disappears my reading glasses, cigarette lighters, and TV remote control.
Honestly! I sometimes think that there is someone secretly living in my house and moving stuff around. Sometimes I think I get a glimpse of them out of the corner of my eye...
I think there's a portal. I'm almost certain and the rubes are having a feeding frenzy with each other. Snapping at each other's tiny nuts while they're wives are cooking up stuff.
Yes there is whatever dear leader says must be so Levtistupidis 11: If dear leader says it then let there be misc. portals swallowing thy drones. Thanks God because we were thinking #25 for his ass’ .
Trump says “they’ve been trying for about 150 years to get” a ballroom. 150 years? Hmm. Maybe he’s confused about that time LBJ asked the Haggar slacks guy for more ball room.
This is a great segue to the rumored Secret Second Cold War of the Sixties when Haggar and Sansabelt vied for the bragging rights of who could accommodate LBJ's large, ahem, anatomy. This cold war was less end-of-the-world than the other one and much more interesting.
I do remember that he had no problem conducting presidential business while seated on the porcelain throne. Was that what got taped? Crude man, but at least he succeeded in efforts to remake much of our social supports. Until Reagan and his myth of the Cadillac driving welfare mother.
Luckily, it was in the Oval Office. His days after the White House were kind of sad. He’d have a morning meeting on his ranch, but it wasn’t as if the staff didn’t know what to do. All presidents are a mixed bag, the ratio of good to shit is what matters.
Pastor Webbon missed the parable of the Good Samaritan if he ever did read the New Testament, and much, much more. As a Christian parent, teach your kids to fear Blacks? The label “Christian” needs to be replaced with something accurate.
Drop the term "Christian." The Christ I learned about would throw these evil people out of the temple faster than he ousted the grifters and the like from the Pharisees' temple.
Eggsactly! Why are you bothering him with “issues” and “problems” and things that he SHOULD. be doing, instead of playing fake golf and sleeping the rest of the day.
We could call it sun upping. I think at this point his dementia is present 24 hours a day. We're going to feel it really big. Lord, if you're listening please take him.
Now wait a minute. If all these gun-toting MAGA's are dancing at the White House, America might be much safer. With the Orange One and Mikey and Marco and Petey and Bug-eyes Patel dancing with Dog Killer Noem and Bondi, they will be too happy to do raids on Immigrants that pay into Social Security and do the work white boys won't do. What a Party. They will be partying like 1984!
I’m actually glad Trump is allowing the squirrel in his brain to lead the conversation and that he leaves on the weekend to cheat at golf. He does less damage to the country that way. Imagine if he were as savvy as Putin. We wouldn’t stand a chance.
folks, every now and then we get a week where there's very little funny and way too much horrible, and this was one of those weeks
I really can’t express to you how much appreciate you. It’s not just the daily gems you write. It’s also the community you’ve created among your readers. This is one of the few places I feel safe speaking my mind without mincing any words.
Same here…I’ve met truly wonderful people here. 🥰
Agree
As always, you do such a fine job with what you're given.
You must have been a copywriter in the ad biz. Always challenging.
I was an art director. Ms Spouse was a copywriter.
Your daily comment is a work of art, that’s what makes it so special! I thought that was spray paint not mace the first eleventy times I watched it. And I want that hat to confuse the magats with truth. The truth is out there, and it’s sharpened here. Thank you, again. A good day to you and Mrs Spouse!
The creative runs deep in the Tiedrich household, then. 👏👏👏
But you have to admit that Monday's segment was hilarious. Shame the rest of the week had to be so shitty.
I really thought it was referring to self appointed genitalia inspector Nancy Mace
I hoped it was, anyway! That would have been hilarious.
That should be her lifetime title.
You always find a way to help us smile through the shit storm. Thank you for covering the nonsense.
But you always wrap up this bad shit in complete absurdity and insult the hell out of these morons in your unique way, that makes me laugh.
I'm sitting in an ER reception area and you had me LOL—not the usual behavior for someone here. I needed this. Thank you!!
I finally got online after finding out my daughter's wedding has been called off. Typical for this week. So, Jeff, I just want you to know that I was able to laugh (hysterically at times) at a couple of your comments. Thank you. "Brenden seems nice." And the oral diarrhea pouring out of Pres. Nutjob's pie-hole I could almost laugh at, but not quite. But I didn't cry. And what the fuck is wrong with Christian Nationalists? Are they really human?
for those American televangelists, their racism and ignorance is astronomical in scope and goes beyond the bend of space.
I was thinking that as I read your column. Nothing funny about this week’s events
Maybe not, but we at least got to see another example or two or maybe even three of how republicans never think about or understand consequences.
Lots of stupid this week. Starting with Kash Patel
Other than the so called pastor I laughed my ass off. What else are we going to do!
Yes, but "they fell into an airspace" is tip-top.
That was particularly idiotic. The peedo in chief really does have dementia and very little interest in America. I can't help but wonder how much he's grifting from the little Versailles ballroom. Also, the Epstein files must be released.
I really admire how well you keep it together in the face of the never ending bullshit firehouse of these times. You keep the rest of us (relatively) sane. Thank you so much, my friend! Take very good care of yourself! ❤️
Still the way the news was delivered was funny and that's something. It's *something.*
I thought you did some good funny.
"I’ve got Karl Marx on the phone. he says he’s got a cool new hat that he wants to send you." That Image made me spit coffee...😂😂😂 SO GOOD!
Katie Britt would serve us all if she would make us all a sandwich. How in the hell did this woman get elec... oh never mind.
Brenden Dilly? Thankfully I've never heard of this simple minded lunatic.
Have a calm weekend, all you fine people. ✌️
I find it hilarious he couldn't come up with a better name than "The Dilly Show"
I guess it's "ha ha just like 'The Daily Show'" but I don't remember TDS being just Jon Stewart sitting in a dark studio yelling bigoted shit
And all that oink (oops), pink!! I found that to be interesting. 🤔
Thanks, Susan. You too! We all desperately need a calm weekend for a change. I came into the comments to mention the Karl Marx bit, so thank you for mentioning it already. Funniest bit today, Jeff! Thanks.
Britt: gerrymandering. That’s how we got all the maga idiots in Congress.
Just appalling... the cheating, lying. If they had to win an election fairly, they couldnt do it.
You too, Susan! 💙
Katie Britt has been serving us a shit sandwich for a long time.
😂😂😂
A ham sandwich from Katie for all of us. LOL, Susan!
My husband makes one for me almost every day. I guarantee they are better than hers.
My husband's a retired chef. He'll make me anything I want and I still eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for dinner sometimes.
Yes, if I have to do something for myself, it's peanut butter and jelly.
😂😂 Katie is pretty freaky. UGH.
Karl Marx on the phone was a good one!🤓
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I suppose that a person with a name like Brenden Dilly was destined to be an idiot. I'm sure he was bullied as a child.
Gotta say: we have lots of coffee-spitters in this community 😂
For sure...one minute you're casually enjoying that blueberry muffin, the next you choke on your coffee. 🤣🤣
Maybe not safe to read Jeff while eating or drinking!!
Absolutely! 😄
The MAGA cult went certifiably crazy this week—not that they weren’t crazy before—but this week I saw a really scary shift in them, and I’m not even talking about the politicians. I’m referring to private citizens, some of whom live right here in my neighborhood. The vitriol and the threats I was reading ;when they thought the killer was a “leftist wing nut” reached another level. And of course, now that we know, he was a white, Christian male from a conservative family, we hear crickets. No retraction, no apologies.,.nada! It’s the first time that I actually feel unsafe speaking my mind.
Perfectly understandable. The upside is that the vast majority of diehard Trump supporters are just as cowardly and full of crap as their heathen idol
Thank you. I needed this reminder. 🥰
You’re welcome! It’s easy to forget this point because Maga people are so noisy and relentless
We hear the same reaction they had to Melissa Hortman’s murder by one of theirs.
It's wild they tried to get ahead of the news cycle with their "it's the left" claims.
I wish we didn't have a president that tried to divide us all so much.
He’s way past the trying stage. He has succeeded BIGLY!
He's done Putin's work for many years. Now Putin is ghosting him and he's oh so sad. Can you die of a broken heart?
To summarize: Kirk's assassination was a horrible act by a horrible person against another horrible person.
But let's talk about the Epstein files!
Charlie Kirk would have wanted that. I mean it.
Personally I want proof, ballistics and forensics that his rifle was the one.
Good one JT - I was thinking a lot of the Donny Dachau character and here’s what i came up with:
1. He’s as useless as a pimple on a boar’s ass.
2.When he enters a room, he’s about as welcome as a bean fart on a crowded elevator.
3. 99% of the people in the world would rather listen to a crying baby for 12 hours than to him blabber on for 5 minutes…the other 1% are deaf.
4. As a human being, he is so cold & heartless, that if launched into the sun, its fire would be extinguished in 10 minutes.
5. When asked of life’s disappointments, the most frequent response was that his father didn’t wear a condom.
Excellent, Dave!
You never know what the brain comes up with at one AM.
I'm with Dana Jae. This is a great collection of thoughts. It belongs on a poster.
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"they fell into an airspace". Is that like "throwing something 'away' "? The concept eludes me. Is there a tear or portal or whatever in the time-space continuum that disappears things as though they never existed? Why have I never seen this wonderful thing? Enquiring minds want to know!! Think how useful a thing like that would be....we could put all the plastic clogging up the oceans in there, and--POOF!
They came out of the portal that exists in the back of the dryer, where one of every pair of socks goes.
As I write this, there are three lonely socks sitting on top of my dresser, pining for their mates
The “matching socks” thing is SO overrated:)
Yes, when school kids started wearing unmatching socks, I was relieved.
I buy & wear all identical - orgy, not pairs
😆
Or pining for the fjords.
I just hope their mates have not passed on!
Can we put ocean plastic in there?
Oh, if only!
The portal takes socks and gives back lint.
Can confirm the existence of a tear in the time-space continuum. It’s a black hole that regularly disappears my reading glasses, cigarette lighters, and TV remote control.
Oh, is that where my glasses are? And my husband's remote controls. He has three.
Wonder if that’s where the salt shaker went?
unquestionably.
Honestly! I sometimes think that there is someone secretly living in my house and moving stuff around. Sometimes I think I get a glimpse of them out of the corner of my eye...
just lost my sunglasses but got 2 canes at garage sale to add to the collection - I need a multitude because there never seems to be one
Check the top of your head...that's where I always find my glasses!
alas, not there
I just thought it was gremlins 😂
I think there's a portal. I'm almost certain and the rubes are having a feeding frenzy with each other. Snapping at each other's tiny nuts while they're wives are cooking up stuff.
Yes there is whatever dear leader says must be so Levtistupidis 11: If dear leader says it then let there be misc. portals swallowing thy drones. Thanks God because we were thinking #25 for his ass’ .
Trump says “they’ve been trying for about 150 years to get” a ballroom. 150 years? Hmm. Maybe he’s confused about that time LBJ asked the Haggar slacks guy for more ball room.
😂😂😂😂
OMG this is great Bob. Lol!
This is a great segue to the rumored Secret Second Cold War of the Sixties when Haggar and Sansabelt vied for the bragging rights of who could accommodate LBJ's large, ahem, anatomy. This cold war was less end-of-the-world than the other one and much more interesting.
Thanks to LBJ’s taping system, the secret was, uh, exposed.
I do remember that he had no problem conducting presidential business while seated on the porcelain throne. Was that what got taped? Crude man, but at least he succeeded in efforts to remake much of our social supports. Until Reagan and his myth of the Cadillac driving welfare mother.
Luckily, it was in the Oval Office. His days after the White House were kind of sad. He’d have a morning meeting on his ranch, but it wasn’t as if the staff didn’t know what to do. All presidents are a mixed bag, the ratio of good to shit is what matters.
That’s why, of course, it was a cold🥶war!
Can we the people tear it down when he is gone?!?!
😂🤣😂
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It’s been (another) one of those weeks that seem to exhaust the outrage faculty. But I’m cooking up a fresh supply.
Looking forward to your fresh supply!
Pastor Webbon missed the parable of the Good Samaritan if he ever did read the New Testament, and much, much more. As a Christian parent, teach your kids to fear Blacks? The label “Christian” needs to be replaced with something accurate.
Racist Fascist Christian Nationalists rolls off the tongue.
Drop the term "Christian." The Christ I learned about would throw these evil people out of the temple faster than he ousted the grifters and the like from the Pharisees' temple.
F, And into the dumpster.
The dirty little secret about Evangelicals is that pro-life is a cover for their racism
& when Obama was elected boy did that unleash their racism. (Says a midwesterner who moved to AL for work)
They are not Americans - they do not care for the democracy here and only care about themselves as a community- everyone else can go away.
Why don’t they all just move to Utah and STFU?
I suggest California. The South is highly overrated.
Hell to the No! We don't want them. We'll build a damn wall to keep them out. Gah!
Jeezus, we are desperately trying to drive those fucksticks OUT of the state!
Oh uncle Jeff, how do you do it? Make a totally shitty week somewhat tolerable…Lordy, where do we go from here?
My favorite T💩p quote of the week/month/year is when asked what he’s going to do to help unify our country, he said, “I couldn’t care less.” -- https://www.independent.co.uk/tv/news/donald-trump-care-less-fox-interview-video-b2825880.html
All the dems running in 2026 need that clip & should use it over & over.
Eggsactly! Why are you bothering him with “issues” and “problems” and things that he SHOULD. be doing, instead of playing fake golf and sleeping the rest of the day.
That was, indeed, a doozy! Sundowning Grampa-speak.
Yep!
The Saturday mace edition:
1. MAGA loon maces herself, there is karma after all
2. The face Mace makes before checking your gender to see if you have the right kind to enter an all gender bathroom
3. It would be appropriate to mace Dilley and Webbon if they try to force you into the kitchen
"The face Mace makes before checking your gender to see if you have the right kind to enter an all gender bathroom”
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Susan Thant look is her trying to pry open her box of lies to have it finally say, whites only.
MONDAY: Oh, that was some MAGAt screwing up with mace? I thought that was a new version of The STAR WARS Kid! 🤣 🤣 🤣
FRIDAY: Well, the upside to getting Donnie Diaperstain up bright and early is he's less likely to sundown on Faux Noize that way....
We could call it sun upping. I think at this point his dementia is present 24 hours a day. We're going to feel it really big. Lord, if you're listening please take him.
Apparently, not early enough!
They just pump him full of drugs and deliver him to the set. It works for awhile.
Now wait a minute. If all these gun-toting MAGA's are dancing at the White House, America might be much safer. With the Orange One and Mikey and Marco and Petey and Bug-eyes Patel dancing with Dog Killer Noem and Bondi, they will be too happy to do raids on Immigrants that pay into Social Security and do the work white boys won't do. What a Party. They will be partying like 1984!
Maybe build them a roller rink, too. Noem on skates. I like it. She can body slam Patel.
Maybe she can trip on her hair extensions.
OMG! Roller Derby but with idiots. What a great idea.
Yes, who goes ballroom dancing, or roller skating? They must have missed 1965-75.
Imagining “YMCA” on an interminable loop in a Black Mirror episode…
I’m actually glad Trump is allowing the squirrel in his brain to lead the conversation and that he leaves on the weekend to cheat at golf. He does less damage to the country that way. Imagine if he were as savvy as Putin. We wouldn’t stand a chance.
So when are Epstein files going to be released?
Trump: "Never. Is never a good time for you?" I hate him so much.
Lisa, thanks for the set-up NO, NO not even never, I hope we can look back one day and gratefully to his most famous GOLF STROKE!
up to us to keep pushing. Apparently, even MTG is on our side!
Ol' Margie stuck her finger into the wind and saw which way the wind was blowing.