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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

here's one for the stupid hall of fame: two years ago today, Donny was convicted of 34 counts of business fraud. how stupid were we all for believing there would actually be consequences?

Kay-El's avatar

If the Dems produce a wipe out in the midterms, I’ll feel somewhat vindicated

Mike Hammer's avatar

Taking the senate and house will certainly turn our frowns upside down.

Dana Jae Labrecque's avatar

Yeah, but…

Do ya really think this huge of a fascist power grab is gonna let democracy do its thing?

Mike Hammer's avatar

No, but we will prevail.

T L Mills's avatar

Thank you, Mr. Hammer. I too will remain positive and determined that sanity and democracy will prevail.

Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

Sanity and democracy will prevail IF we all get off our asses to stand up and fight AS Joyce Beatty just did (Rep. Ohio). She single-handedly decided 'No, as a Kennedy Center Board Member I will NOT have my voice (and mic) muted - so fought back and won, Also decided 'NO', only Congress (who created the Kennedy Center MEMORIAL to an assassinated President in 1964, the year after his assassination) had the right to in any way change the name IF they voted to do so, not the cobbled-together new 'board' made up of frump's hand-picked pals (including Susie Wiles, Vance's wife, Lutnick's wife and others who then of course put HIM in charge as the 'head of the Kennedy Center' - what a fucking farce. Joyce stood up and said no, although they did everything they could to shut her up and down. It's HER lawsuit which was just agreed to by a federal judge who ruled that ONLY Congress can make changes AND the Judge also ruled that the Center must be reopened - no '2-year repair closure'. frump has 2weeks to respond. He went ballistic, posting ranting screeds about the Judge and his 'leftist wife' (of course he did). Hahaha. Curious...does anyone else think as I do, that it's possibly that uber-weird Steven Cheung who could be up very late at night posting those ranting insanities for his dear leader - IF he can tear his lips off his azz? He HAS shown mad ravings against those who laugh at frump. Perhaps he and goebbels/miller are in a contest as to who can be most vile for daddy?

T L Mills's avatar

I've often thought that Cheung was the source of at least some of Donny's offensive posts--Cheung started out as a pitbull internet troll for various RW campaigns...and he has never changed his style. The other source would be very likely be Trump's devoted little fangirl, Natalie Harp, who is seriously disturbed and disturbing.

kdsherpa's avatar

Wow!!! I think you are absolutely on to something!!! Uber-weird cheung as the scribe/editor of those insane rants...

Cyndi's avatar

If they had it in the bag, if they were certain of winning, etc.

Why would Peter Thiel just have moved to Argentina?

arne link's avatar

Possibly to be with his Nazi brothers? We all like to be with "our people". You are all MY people.

SPW's avatar

It has to do with possibly getting taxed too. I’d like us to revoke their citizenship once they’re gone too but that would never happen.

Jan Moon's avatar

Argentina is the #1haven for fleeing Nazis.

Dana Jae Labrecque's avatar

I’m quite sure he’s not worried about the midterms. He’s worried about us pissed off citizens coming for the billionaires once we discover that his Palantir has shut us out of our elections. Summer months (I predict July or August) will show us how he plans to flex the Palantir plan. THAT is why he’s moving, my gut tells me.

Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

What will you do if "your gut" proves ro be wrong, as is likely?

Dana Jae Labrecque's avatar

Vote and let democracy rule, of course! I’m certainly not hoping for any of the latter it’s just that if you look at the history of humans, power does not allow for a win when they have the upper hand. We must be prepared to fight beyond the thought of “oh, we will win the midterms.”

P123Sunny's avatar

Also why ‘announce’ it? Was he getting threats? Is an ugly event coming that he wants to be clear of? He’s leaving w/a suitcase full of our data, amirite?? Nothing left to grab? Got all those govt contracts locked up… laughing all the way to the bank I assume? My g-d we look like IDIOTS

kdsherpa's avatar

Joyce Carol Oates says that he knows there will be a nuclear war in the United States, so he's getting the hell out of dodge.

Joanne Beck's avatar

Ah maybe he is seeing the writing on the wall and wants to go to a country that we cannot seize him in.

Kay-El's avatar

Let? No. Will democracy win? I believe so.

A.J. Madison's avatar

I firmly vow now, and presumably many others will join in if the time comes, especially old folks with the clock ticking, that if the Repubs try some heinous criminal act of fascism to pervert the elections and claim majorities in both houses, to join the uprising that will drag their fat asses from the capital building, strip them naked, and whack their penises, those that have them. I recognize that Dipshit will call out the armed forces to stop us, but there are only so many of those, and a million angry voters will overwhelm them, with some loss of life.

Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Dubious, until SCOTUS ethics and reform are implemented, the billionaire and transnational criminal syndicate will continue to support fascism.

Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

The main problem with 'them' is that they truly think they're smarter than everyone else while being far more stupid. I watched that video posted a couple of days ago: the Dex Dossier? Unsure if I'm remembering it entirely correctly (the x). A young red-haired woman - quite brilliant, who breaks a lot of it down for us. She mentions a young-ish twit Joe Gebbia who seems to see himself as a 'really smart guy' who's now in charge of all kinds of things damaging our financial lives. She took some deep dives into his background - sure enough, he's one of musk's dogies, mucking about in our stuff. The entire video was very informative about AI, coding, etc. She covered a LOT of territory. It's on youtube but can't remember who posted the link the other day?

SPW's avatar

https://youtu.be/MgJIxsSQZV8?si=364Dw6GBC1vmopbF

Here’s the link. She’s great and a good follow.

Pete Gorton's avatar

Thankyou for the link. I agree, she's excellent, and her findings are .... amazing...

Diane Rose Halstead's avatar

Should send link to Marc Elias at Democracy Docket.

Diane Rose Halstead's avatar

Very interesting video in that link!! She’s good!! Gonna check out her Substack.

Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

Thank you again! How did I fuck Drey up with 'dex'? NOW I'll remember - my only excuse is that I haven't had much sleep at ALL lately (neck pain is a bitch and my dogs have both been on meds which cause them to need to pee ALL night). Oof! I didn't get through every tiny bit of it at first but have gone back. This SO needs to be sent everywhere. Truly appreciated!

Dana Jae Labrecque's avatar

Thank you for the link, SPW! And to you, Elizabeth for introducing the idea of the Drey Dossier!

Anna B's avatar

As I stole from another Substack poster; "We must fight like Ukranians and vote like Hungarians!"

IMO, If Hungary can dump Orban, we CAN dump the orange regime!

SPW's avatar

There will be elections but every Republican loss will be contested in courts around the country unless the count difference is overwhelming. Anything remotely close will be up for an immediate recount.

A.J. Madison's avatar

Recounts yes. Court cases, unless there's real evidence vs. stupid videos of storage bins under tables claiming fraud, will be tossed after annoying judges with frivolous suits.

SPW's avatar

Yes but the candidate has to pay for each recount and they will jam the courts and delay the winning candidate from taking their oath of office. I’m from NC and watched such an expensive fiasco play out in the Allison Riggs election.

Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

I must have missed this before! I love Chris too, he's SO lively and animated, especially when he knows the FACTS like this. He's part of my 'gang of truth-tellers' from MSNow which pretty much stays on in my house all the time (the other main set plays Smooth Jazz music). ;)

Hollie Rood's avatar

I’ll be really pissed if they don’t . One can only take so much disappointment 😣

Joanne Beck's avatar

Then we begin tribunals....

Permian Extinction's avatar

And he's given us so many chances, so much ammunition.

Bob Bowden's avatar

If America were an airplane, the MAGAs would be the dangerous airborne pests trying their best to bring it down.

“Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane! Everybody strap in! I'm about to open some fuckin' windows."

Cathy Wray's avatar

Bob, Samuel L Jackson, Snakes on a Plane?

Mike Hammer's avatar

“Enough is enough. I’ve had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane.”

Bob Bowden's avatar

"I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!”

HI2thDoc's avatar

"I fart in your general direction!"

Richard Von Busack's avatar

"Now you've insulted the sultan!"

Robert Eckert's avatar

"Watch out for snakes!"

Bob Bowden's avatar

That is correct, Cathy!

J Hardy Carroll's avatar

There definitely were consequences, but not for him. Also I learned that the whole slush fund was being planned back before the election. The asshole Andrew Paul Johnson knew about it when Trump sprang him from prison on day 1. https://youtube.com/shorts/0HWj9_jZuE8?si=ixIGUlsUWaI5FLaf

Grace Kennedy's avatar

How much did you want to bet that the criminals lining up for “retribution” will ask for their shares to be paid with Trump mug shot $250 bills. They’ll be printed once and will become collectors items. Just another grift.

J Hardy Carroll's avatar

They will never get printed. In ten years it will be hard to find anyone who supported him, or at least admits to it

Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

It takes six years to design and print new money - due to the complexities involved with the paper, the fabric woven throughout, the ink and all of the myriad details involved in ensuring that they cannot be counterfeited (not that 'someone' won't try - they always try). But the nincompoop in our Oval Office wants it done in 5 weeks. If THAT isn't at least one bit of proof of his idiocy or dementia, what is?

William Burke's avatar

Too hundert & fiddy dolla 🧻

Grace Kennedy's avatar

I think you’re right. Maybe they can ask for Liberty crypto instead.

Frank Nuts's avatar

Wow J Hardy! Nice reveal! I’m shocked I say, shocked!

Susan Marleau Whelan's avatar

Posting pictures of Claudia appears to be cathartic for you, Jeff. Whatever it takes to get you through your loss. I know that I speak for everyone here, we are with you on this journey.❤️

kdsherpa's avatar

Actually, WE asked him to do it. WE wanted to get to know Claudia, formerly known as Ms. Spouse. (I loved that! Always made me laugh.)

arne link's avatar

It was always a fun moment when Jeff quoted Mrs. Spouse.

Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

Both, I think - and it's so odd, but I find that even when I come up with one or more BIG and IMPORTANT MATTERS!! to pass on to Jeff (when he asks for suggestions in his first post in the comments), once I've gazed upon those oh-so-lovely and tranquil, calming photos of Claudia, I've often forgotten what the heck I had to say -n'importe-pas, so went off to feed the animals feeling so relaxed. Her photos are affecting me in a most profound way. I also muse upon just how often HE snapped photos of her when she'd no idea. Now that's just lovely and endearing.

kdsherpa's avatar

Yes, I think they stayed in love over the decades -- mutual respect, humor, the things that matter the most.

michellefromchicago's avatar

Off-topic, but – – there have been many wonderful nicknames for RFK Junior, but marvelous Mr. measles for the win!

Susan Marleau Whelan's avatar

We need more than an blue wave this November. I would like to see a blue tsunami. Let's wipe the Republicans off of the map and out of Congress.

Kim Steeves's avatar

On that note, I would like to encourage everyone to check the voters rolls, make sure you are there, maybe even monthly to November. Make sure you have proper ID, just in case they want to have more proof of who you are. Start now, get everyone's ducks in a row to vote!!!

Jerry Bier's avatar

That. And when is the court going to demand he pay the people who won judgments against his lying ass? E. Jean Carroll comes to mind. What was it? $84 or 92 million?

It should be a cinch for the idiot. After all, hasn't he made around $4 billion so far this term with his grifting?

Cyndi's avatar

$88 million plus interest, starting from the day of sentencing.

Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

He REFUSES to pay her what he owes both her and Roberta (Robby) Kaplan, her attorney. He's SO vindictive - paying her what he's been ordered to is tantamount to admitting he did sexually assault her so he keeps refusing. What can anyone do, literally take it from his bank account? I'm serious...what DOES one do in a case like this?

Jerry Bier's avatar

THAT is the $88 million question. I don't have the answer, but I sure hope someone does.

SethTriggs's avatar

You can't beat him in the courtroom, only on the ballot...because as the champion of the unreconstructed he has the wide deference in the political and legal systems. Even the plain text of the 14th Amendment doesn't apply to him!

Kim Steeves's avatar

In our house we say the only way to "beat" someone is out back in the alley with a baseball bat!

celeste k.'s avatar

I missed out on Claudia's pics again. I wish that wouldn't happen. It happens when 'message clipped' is shown.

Emma Ray's avatar

just click on that which brings you to the internet version and the photos of her appear there on that version.

Anne Leonard's avatar

I was one of them. Friends kept saying, Trump's coming back. I said: No way. Too much baggage. I can't believe how misinformed (delusional?) I was. My defense? I had far more faith in the American voters than they deserved. Even in Texas, voters were saying 'hell no' (disclaimer: I live on a Blue Island known as Houston.

Kevin Rice's avatar

A little Showercap for your pleasure...

"Shit, it wasn’t so long ago we were a superpower. We won two world wars and put a man on the freakin’ moon. One game show host later, we’re such a shithole that Milli Vanilli backs out of our semiquincentennial.

Lordy."

https://showercapblog.com/look-im-sure-milli-vanilli-ghosts-lots-of-superpowers/

A.J. Madison's avatar

Thank you Jeff for reading his idiotic brain damaging postings. I can't read him anymore. At first, I derived some amusement, then irritation, later disgust & anger, then finally I could tell my brain was going, like HAL in 2001, and found myself whispering, "Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I'm half crazy..."

Susitrav's avatar

I remember ALL of those stupid times that I believed dump wouldn't/couldn't prevail: Access Hollywood tape, Mueller Report, Charlottesville, Impeachment for "perfect call", January 6th insurrection, Impeachment, Stormy Daniel's, Convicted felon, rape. WTAF ❓️‼️

Tina Zep's avatar

Very fucking stupid!

Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

today in Shit That Happened While I Was Busy Writing This Shit—

oh look, the White House released another phony medical report.

"Trump’s doctor recommends he lose weight and exercise more but says he is in ‘excellent health’"

https://www.cnn.com/2026/05/29/politics/trumps-doctor-recommends-lose-weight-exercise-health?cid=android_app

yeah, right

Steve in SoCal's avatar

Excellent health compared to a corpse, maybe

HI2thDoc's avatar

Forget Jesus, he's Lazarus!

Frank Nuts's avatar

You’re right Doc! He’s like a perpetual motion machine — he presents as “dead” but is constantly rising at the same time. I think there’s a word for that — let me see…hmmm…

Zombie, that’s it. The Walking Dead should sue him for plagiarism (though he’s got Nosferatu on his side— could be a draw)

Cyndi's avatar

Excellent health AS a corpse, more likely.

J Hardy Carroll's avatar

He can lose ten pounds of hideous fat by getting his head cut off

Traci Joseph's avatar

Or conversely, a few meaningless ounces of lard by removing that sad, dead little mushroom cap in his pants.

Susanna J. Sturgis's avatar

I was thinking along those lines, like "How much does a head weigh?"

Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

Dopey’s head is at least 50lbs. How heavy is a pumpkin? I ask.

Robert Eckert's avatar

But his is fatter than the average head

Cathy Rady's avatar

does that require actual hair?

because I'm pretty sure that yellow cotton candy faux hair (which melts in the rain) doesn't weigh anything.

and then we need to consider the presence and/or absence of gray matter

so, I'd cap his at 3 lbs or less

Cathy Rady's avatar

hence the origin of the pejorative . . . Bonehead

Joyce Seravo's avatar

All of your articles are funny, but the one I can’t stop laughing about is your reference to the Sermon on the Mount: “Blessed are the cheese makers?”🤣🤣🤣🤣

Joyce Seravo's avatar

Yeah, wish I could find it. The guy with the head scarf is what did it.

Joyce Seravo's avatar

Love that you talk about Ms Spouse on Saturdays. I’m sure you miss her. What a great tribute to her!💕

kdsherpa's avatar

FOTFLMAO!!! I haven't laughed like this in a LONG time! Thanks, J Hardy.

Dave Drell's avatar

Nah - the 4 squirrels in his head only weigh 2.8lbs.

Frank Nuts's avatar

Well J Hardy, it looks like you got something to keep little Bobby brain worms busy — it would keep him out of trouble for a little while…maybe.

J Hardy Carroll's avatar

It's a huge box, so probably the head of a sperm whale.

HI2thDoc's avatar

It's always hilarious to see how

The White House physicians can vow

"He's in excellent health!"

Is that like his fake wealth?

'Cuz he's a wallowing, waddling sow

Ann Anderson's avatar

You gonna believe the report or your lying eyes?

Robin D's avatar

"According to the doctor’s readout, Trump also submitted to a “comprehensive neurological exam,” which showed “normal mental status, intact cranial nerves, normal motor strength, sensation, reflexes, gait, and balance.”

As for Trump’s heart health, the doctor said, “Al-enhanced electrocardiogram (ECG) analysis estimated his cardiac age…to be approximately 14 years younger than his chronological age.”"

Who the fuck are they kidding? 4th Cognitive test? 30/30? Still the bruising from shaking hands? "Normal gait and balance" 😂 (Let's go to the videotape of him zigzagging on the red carpet to meet Putin, or the death grip of him holding the railing of AFO as he tried to walk down the stairs getting off in China without falling)

What a bunch of lying loser doctors at Walter Reed if this doctor and Dr Ronny the candy man are any indication. ("Healthiest specimen ever. Could live to be 200"). His cardiac age is "approx 14 years younger than his chronological age"??? 😂😂😂😂😂 .(I'm with Claudia 🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸) Really, my sides hurt from laughing!

kdsherpa's avatar

I do not believe that these reports are from physicians. Someone's making up this bullshit and then attaching doctors' names to them.

shee-rah's avatar

And we know who that “someone” is.

Robin D's avatar

Does anyone remember when it came out during 1.0 how he dictated the letter for his personal doctor to submit how he was the healthiest specimen to be President of the United States? Then he said Donnie was on a hair growth drug that he took too after he was elected? Donnie then sent his hired goons to break into the doctor's office and steal his medical records. The doctor said he felt "raped". Donnie was his patient for years and before that his father's patient for years. Then Dr. Bornstein died...(not implying anything but it was very, very strange. No cause of death and he was only 73).

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harold_Bornstein

No wonder the doctors are afraid of telling the truth. He is Tony Soprano. " Would be a shame if my medical records got out"😱

Antoinette Powell's avatar

According to a 2024 article in the Journal of Electrocardiology, an AI-enhanced ECG is helpful in identifying irregularities humans may miss or misinterpret, not to confirm superior function: https://doi.org/10.1016/j.jelectrocard.2024.01.006 “The use of AI in ECG analysis has several benefits, including the quick and precise detection of problems like arrhythmias, silent cardiac illnesses, and left ventricular failure. It has the potential to help doctors with interpretation, diagnosis, risk assessment, and illness management. Aside from that, AI-enhanced ECGs have been demonstrated to boost the identification of heart failure and other cardiovascular disorders, particularly in emergency department settings, allowing for quicker and more precise treatment options.” Now, I don’t even play a doctor on TV, so if there are any docs out there who can confirm this, please chime in.

Robin D's avatar

Thanks Antoinette. I just turned 70. I have been having imaging faithfully since my 30s every year, sometimes more in a year, different parts of my body, for several issues, so I know from experience how advanced the technology has become. I've seen the machines change. I've watched them go from film to digital. Scans on every part of my body, ultrasounds, MRIs, Cancer scares since I'm 21. Several biopsies. Half my thyroid removed 40 years ago before they even had ultrasounds. Angiogram 15 years ago..(False positive on my stress test. Angiogram is still THE gold standard). Specialist at the hospital who did the test said I had the heart and arteries of a 20 year old and I was 55 then. Even without AI they could see.

The first thing I see on my imaging reports over the last two years (since 2024l) is "AIDED BY AI SOFTWARE" but you still need a TRAINED technician to do the test, a TRAINED radiologist to read and interpret the results and hopefully the newest up to date machines. AI is a tool. I don't believe any doctor would just go by AI right now. You still need human beings. Radiology is an art. Plus of course there is still human error.

My CT scans? It was looking at one part of my body but saw my heart was fine, saw plaque in my arteries (my cardiologist said we all get it from age). Saw a hernia I have never felt, something with my esophagus that causes no problems and no idea I had, my thyroid nodules that I knew about, a nodule on my kidney I knew about it from my yearly pelvic scans. My osteoporosis. The emphysema and things in my lungs was a blow. Unexpected and an utterly terrifying read. I have to go every year now. As long as they say repeat next year you are okay. Once they tell you to re-test in 6 months...something is up and these tests are incredibly EXPENSIVE! I was covered by Medicare. Honestly, your life can change in 5 minutes. My friend has a friend who had a CT scan. They thought she had bronchitis. Stage 4 lung cancer. Non smoker.

Demented Donnie is being tested every 6 months. He was falling asleep during his trials in 2022.They are on the lookout. Things like blood pressure, even a blood test can change each time you take it. The Japanese PM was leading him around like a child when he was there. He goes in and out. NO ONE NEEDS 4 MONTREAL COGNITIVE EXAMS in a year. He said last exam it was an MRI and didn't know it was a CT scan. Who doesn't ask what the test is and what is it for? If you get 30/30 there is no need. It's not an IQ test. He has dementia. He can't speak. He called the war in Iran, Venezuela. He is not getting bruises on his hands from hand shaking (BOTH HANDS? He's an ambidextrous hand shaker? Don't think so) He is having IV treatments. People on many different boards that are in the medical field agree it is from IVs. My sister's friend has Alzheimer's and she is on IV infusions. I wish he would take more aspirin. His beautiful thin blood won't clot if he stubs a toe. Watch a video (if you can stomach it) from 4 years ago or even two to see how diminished he is. No one gives a fuck (sorry for cursing) about his heart because he doesn't have one. It is his BRAIN!!! He is not normal. And the doctors at Walter Reed are lying. He would never allow the real test results to be released. Look what they do, not what they say. Every 6 months. More cognitive tests. Bruises on his hands from IVs so bad he has to cover with makeup. He can't walk. He holds on like a death grip. He leans forward. He can't keep still. His cankles are exploding. Remember when he needed two hands to take a sip of water? Something is going on. He drinks 12 diet cokes a day which are filled with poisons. So what he never smoked or drank. Look how many people get.lung cancer who never smoke. Maybe he can live to be 90 like his father...as a vegetable.

Cathy Rady's avatar

As for Trump’s heart health, the doctor said, “Al-enhanced electrocardiogram (ECG) analysis estimated his cardiac age…to be approximately 14 years younger than his chronological age.”

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

Leu2500's avatar

Same lie as last year.

What they never specify, & cardiologists are very interested in, is his ejection fraction. Tells how well the heart is working. Just says it's "healthy normal." Sure, Jan.

Robin D's avatar

That was the funniest part 😂

wisewebwoman's avatar

My gawd, the lies, boss, the lies.

Wendymae's avatar

Who da fuck would believe that? I work out every day and do have excellent health by any standards and my cardiac age is always one year older than me.

Abby From Maine's avatar

AND "No Fatties" in the military will be given tickets to rumps absurd fight on the lawn! They are all TOTALLY irony deficient!

Ed's avatar

Does that mean that they won't let Trump in?

michellefromchicago's avatar

Rec’d for irony deficienct 👍🏻

Abby From Maine's avatar

Not mine, but I love it! I think it was Tiedrich!

shee-rah's avatar

And only white men of a certain height.

Abby From Maine's avatar

Yes, and one of the reasons we don't see orange with his youngest is that Barron towers over him!

Ed's avatar

Three doctors huddle "Yep, the leg bone is still connected to the hip bone. He's in perfect health".

Suel J's avatar

Oh this is funny

rlritt's avatar

Maybe he's in excellent health for someone who is 80 years old and morbidly obese.

Miselle's avatar

⬆️🎯👏🏼👏🏼

Mingo's avatar

I thought Donnie was 6'3" and and 224 lbs and in excellent health. So now the White House quack recommends he lose weight and exercise more. How about he go vegan and watch how quickly MAGA decides vegan is just fine.

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

Doubt if he's had a salad in decades. If he's ignoring the aspirin warning, he'll blow off the weight and exercise recommendation. Because he thinks he's Doctor Jesus and knows so much more.

kdsherpa's avatar

Exercise makes you sicker. Didn't he say something to that effect during his first regime?

Cyndi's avatar

He has claimed that since at least the 1970s.

He believes that a person is born with a certain volume of energy and once any is used that energy is gone, so exercising wastes it.

Mary Hall's avatar

By T💩p's logic, babies are the strongest people in the world. JFC!

arne link's avatar

Wow. That is quite "fringe".

kdsherpa's avatar

He is SUCH AN IDIOT!!!

Robin D's avatar

Aren't there pickles and onions in Big Macs? Lol.

Miselle's avatar

Mingo?? BINGO on that thought!

SethTriggs's avatar

He is in excellent health for a narcoleptic, felonious zombie, I'll give them that!

rlritt's avatar

Yes, but would he pass psychiatric exam? I think not.

wisewebwoman's avatar

With his cankles bursting through his shoes and pants, his mental level that of a 2 year old on steroids and his hands wrapped in plaster of paris, yeah, right.

Leu2500's avatar

BP of 105/71 could explain why he falls asleep at inappropriate times. His BP was 125/78 April 2025. I encourage the downward trend to continue & accelerate. (yeah. I know it's all lies. & Doc Barbabella isn't that good at it.)

Robin D's avatar

That's what I said to myself about the BP. I have always had excellent BP from.115-128. I do get "white coat syndrome". I had to go see a specialist in the hospital two years ago and when they took my BP when I walked in it was like in the 180s. After the exam it dropped 40 points. That's just in an hour. And it is starting to rise a bit. My doctor said it happens as we get older. So 105 and no BP meds and he's put on 15 lbs and doesn't move? 🤔

Polly Sears's avatar

As I wrote several days ago, T is more likely to be in the high 300lb range, possibly hitting 400. He is a giant orange blob. Rides in cars, planes, helicopters, and, golf carts. I said I would vomit if the "doctors " tried to say he was in the 200 lb range. I just did.

Anne's avatar

gotta wonder who went in and got the tests for him..... trump's name, someone else's results.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Some kid named Shapiro

Robin D's avatar

Did you ever watch "The Sopranos"? If you did, do you remember when Tony's nephew, Christopher Moltisanti had to get his real estate salesmans's license for some scam they were doing.

The person giving the test calls out the names and when it comes to Christopher, the hand.goes up, and the guy was Asian. Lol.

Jerry Bier's avatar

Wow! CNN is in on the gaslighting, too. Not that I'm surprised. MSM used to be the fourth element, but they have devolved into puppets for a liar of humongous proportions. It's shameful.

Miselle's avatar

OKAY--hands up, and be honest here: how many watched the snake vs RFK Jr clip and were rooting for the snakes and praying they'd bite him in the nuts?!

OH FOR ANOTHER GIF LIKE THE SKATEBOARD!!!!

(Which btw, Uncle Jeff, feel free to post all the time!!)

celeste k.'s avatar

I'm hoping he develops a serious infection and doesn't seek treatment for it.

KP Johnson Austin, TX's avatar

"W--we...know th-that snake ven--om incr...increases...test--osterone...lev--els..."

AuntTeeFa's avatar

Spoken in the voice of a Hoover vacuum cleaner

Richard Von Busack's avatar

Hyannisport Torgo, as I call him. "The master...the master will nottt be pleased."

Robin D's avatar

Did you just hear a thud at 11:32 pm on Saturday night May 30th? That was me falling out of bed from laughing 😂😂😂😂😂 Hysterical!

Doreen Dalesandro's avatar

KP, thanks for the belly laugh🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤓🖖🏻

Miselle's avatar

⬆️🤣‼️‼️👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

arne link's avatar

Good one! Brilliant.

Robin D's avatar

Yes, a nice, refreshing , cleansing swim in the feces polluted Potomac should help 😂

Kevin Rice's avatar

Get some other flunkie in this unhinged cabinet to tell him that hydrochloroquine and bleach will clear that right up. Or, he can just wait until summer because that's when it will magically go away.

Robin D's avatar

Like a miracle...poof. It will be gone. Like measles and ebola. Thank goodness for modern medical miracles. 🙄

Frank Nuts's avatar

Celeste, Fear not — Dr Oz does have a treatment for that. It’s called “Owie Away”. He’s discovered that alligators can suck the owie right out of an owie. No lie — just stick your injured part(s) anywhere near an alligator head and “presto” — owie gone! And if little Bobby has a change of heart after being cured of this owie he’s always got his trusty chainsaw; but, how unfortunate for the gator as he was only trying to help — once again something or someone paying the price for just doing their job — woe is the helper.

Robin D's avatar

It should have only been a rattlesnake for Bobby Brainworm. Bet he put those two snakes in the blender after and drank them like a smoothie. What a psychopath.

Mary Hall's avatar

The two snakes were in the middle of mating when Brainworm assaulted them. What a fking jerkhole!

Mary de Ridder's avatar

I just thought - leave those snakes alone with your fat hands! I don’t want t to think what he might have done to them. He is rammed full of shit that man, has to show off what a big man he is….. 😡

Robin D's avatar

Ugh. I wouldn't even know how they mate. Not my thing. Figures he does. He is repulsive.

Frank Nuts's avatar

Eughie Robin — isn’t that snake-ophelia? These guys don’t know when to stop do they?

Cathy Carrozza's avatar

I was praying they were rattle snakes! My prayers were not answered!! I hope it hurt like hell!

Frank Nuts's avatar

My preference was coral snakes Cathy— they don’t mess around — they get tight to the point…and quite dashing by the way — they do it in style

Jeanne Leduc's avatar

Nnoooo!

God, I hate that clip!!

Robert Eckert's avatar

always have this reel handy for those who need their Nutcracker fix: https://www.facebook.com/reel/1163744692219223

Derek Smith's avatar

Jeff can start using the snakebite GIF for Bobby Brainworms as he does the Flippy McCrushnuts GIF for Hegseth.

Ann Anderson's avatar

Bobby Brainworms doesn't know how to handle snakes. My husband grew up in Louisiana and he used to catch snakes for the scientists at a university who studied the venom. Speaking of science, can anyone tell me why I can't read Donny Dipshit's posts? I mean I physically can't read them. Something happens to my eyes and the words won't come into focus. I think my brain is protecting itself. Good adaptation! (OK, I answered my own question.)

Steve in SoCal's avatar

Too bad Dr. Oz didn't have a Taipan or Black Mamba on his patio 🐍

Theresa Breach's avatar

That OZ fella gives me the creeps

Denise Donaldson's avatar

His patio gives me the creeps. Looks to me as if it's a concrete space surrounded by high concrete walls. Eeewww. Is that a thing with the Epstein class?

When I saw the photos the other day, I had no idea it was a patio. Looks more like a prison cell.

Theresa Breach's avatar

It’s got anal vibes to it

Terry O''s avatar

this entire administration gives me the creeps! 🫩

kdsherpa's avatar

Didn't Bobby Brainworms say he thought they were Black Mambas when he picked them up?

Tracey Johnson's avatar

Same! I saw the video/gif of his 600+ word post and knew I couldn't even skim it. My blood pressure can't take it.

Jodi Richard's avatar

I feel the same! Can’t and wont even try to read what it writes.

Tess's avatar

…and they are misspelled, don’t make sense, or not even a word!!!! I feel the same!!

rlritt's avatar

I'm sure he has Natalie Harp, super MAGA as his personal assistant. She probably has to key in his tweets as he rambles on and also probably has to wipe his ass. She says she loves him.

HI2thDoc's avatar

From two weeks ago:

Sshitler is trailed by a blonde

Of him she's especially fond

She's paid taxpayer money

To keep him all sunny

And deepen the trump swamp pond

Frank Nuts's avatar

Ah, the naïveté of youth, eh rlritt? When fools rush in as they say

KP Johnson Austin, TX's avatar

First of all, they aren't donny's posts.

Susan Jane's avatar

Maybe he has a Ouija Board app or something and his demons control it.

kdsherpa's avatar

LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!

KP Johnson Austin, TX's avatar

Well, no...They are all christians. They don' mess with no devil-worshiping shit.

Cyndi's avatar

Correction: They worship only Their Devil, no one else.

Denise Donaldson's avatar

Nor have they been for a long time.

Frank Nuts's avatar

Dr Ann, I believe you are right on the money. I didn’t know there were others besides me that also experienced that. I think there might be a fear of a migraine coming on so reflexively i keep averting my eyes. I think Dr Oz has a cure for that — involves alligators I hear…but I don’t think that’s something I want to try.

By the way, he’s not a real doctor. I think you’re more of a doctor than he is. Just saying

Ann Anderson's avatar

Believe it or not, Oz is a board-certified heart surgeon who up until 2022 was performing procedures at Columbia Presbyterian in NYC. I wouldn't let him anywhere near me with a scalpel but each to their own. At one time his colleagues tried to can him for his snake-oil bs but he had his TV show and he out-p.r.'d them. I had a chapter about him in a book I wrote about modern snake oil salesmen. My publisher killed the book because they were pretty sure we'd get sued. Didn't matter that we had the facts on our side. Defending a suit is expensive.

Frank Nuts's avatar

Wow Ann! I like you. You’re like me. (There’s a story behind that). I like your tenacity. I stayed in jail for a month on contempt of court for not turning over my books and records to the IRS. I finally caved and turned them over — not from their pressure but because of my family. I’ve been straight with the IRS and send in returns every year since I settled with them. Anyway, I appreciate your fortitude!

Fastball Fredo's avatar

Jeff, yesterday was a good day for the resistance and we were all here for it. I’ve been watching the Texas race and one item struck me as rather odd. The MAGAS are all bunched up over Talarico could be a vegan, and more upset about the fact he has a beautiful girlfriend who, by her own admission is a vegan.. rather an absurd MAGAS argument to say the least.. But I do enjoy pointing out to MAGAs after they cease frothing about vegans, that, in fact, Usha Vance, Just Dance’s wife is a vegan… so let’s all wait and watch MAGAs and their selective outrage turn on JD. Best to all fellow travelers.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Haha, add vegan to the list of terms that MAGAs probably cannot provide a definition of if pressed, just like woke, DEI, CRT, GDP, fracking, antifa, etc. They probably think a vegan is someone who wears Birkenstocks with socks. Hey, that rhymes!

Hilary M's avatar

Not to mention cisgender (“six gender” - what maroons) 😳

arne link's avatar

Isn't that the funniest thing? Six genders? These people are truly maroons.

Deborah Hunter's avatar

That's one of Trump's bests.

Fastball Fredo's avatar

Hey Doc… wow too much fun on a Saturday morning… and I’m here for it🫣

Richard Von Busack's avatar

Yeah, like when they used to have cartoons on Saturday morning. Violent cartoons!

Lynn Van Haren's avatar

They can’t even pronounce it correctly

2Cats2Furious's avatar

“He’s a VAGAN.”

Richard Von Busack's avatar

Into poetry reading at coffee houses, bongos, folk dancing and protest music. And like effeminate women, they wear beards.

Martha Howell's avatar

Usha is brown, so she's already dead to the MAGAts. Being vegan is just icing on the rascist cake.

Frank Nuts's avatar

Ain’t it the sad truth Martha. They’re droning the upset right out of me to the point where I’m just numb trying to understand how people can be this stupid on an ongoing basis. If I was one of them I think I would be praying for someone to beat the stupid out of me so I could wake up and be woke.

rlritt's avatar

Another reason for Vance to get another wife for his presidential run. The odds are stacking against him.

Fastball Fredo's avatar

Could the prospective wife be a blond with a ring on every finger, with eyes that would cut right through you? Is her last name Kirk? Does she wear a shirt that says We are all Charlie? Is she also a vegan?🫨🫨🫨

HI2thDoc's avatar

Don't forget the standard trad wife tight leather pants

Fastball Fredo's avatar

Doc phony leather pants? You are awarded a triple.. OYOYOY

HI2thDoc's avatar

She wore those at that AmerikkkaFest event where she hugged JD Prance and put her hand behind his head. So trad, so grieving widow-like!

arne link's avatar

I loved the way Justa Dick grabbed her by the hips, so intimate.

arne link's avatar

It's pretty obvious that she likes meat. She likes meat a lot!

Frank Nuts's avatar

Inquiring minds want to know Fredo!

Deborah Hunter's avatar

Erika probably eats her steak rare.

HI2thDoc's avatar

"I like my steaks raw and my men, too! Oops, can I say that out loud and still be so saintly?"

Doreen Dalesandro's avatar

Fastball, maggots probably think ‘vegan’ is a satanic cult that drinks the blood of sacrificed children🤨🤨🤨🤨🤓🖖🏻

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

Texas is big asshat cattle country, so being vegan is anathema (or way too "Austin"). The vegan thing was meant to trigger the Lone Star beef heads. Being a meat gorger is also associated with cowboy masculinity, so they tossed in "Trans" as a bonus.

arne link's avatar

My God. Justa Dick's wife is brown AND vegan? How can that be? Does MAGA know about this?

Kay-El's avatar

1. Those brain worms escaped and bit him for not having enough edible food available.

2. I hope Talarico has that GOP video to play on every fucking channel during his campaign

3. Judges keep raining on Donny’s parades, musical acts keep raining on Donny’s snooze fests, keep it going, please and thanks.

KP Johnson Austin, TX's avatar

Talarico has all the receipts, but he is very calm and classy. I'm not sure what he'll pull from is arsenal. But I hope it's all guns a-blazing. Our lives depend on it.

US Blues's avatar

Talarico should feature Paxton’s mug shot in EVERY ad.

Denise Donaldson's avatar

In terms of marketing, not a good tactic, IMO. Why keep your opponent's face in front of voters, even if it's a mug shot?

There was a primary election in my area a few years ago, wherein the candidate I preferred showed her rival's face on every single mailer. The verbiage was negative, but that didn't matter. Voters continually saw the opponent's face and name, and that’s what stuck. Naturally, the opponent won in a landslide. Same thing happened with Rump in 2016---NYT ran dozens of articles about why he was bad. Result? Million$ in free publicity.

The adage about never mentioning an opponent's name holds true. It's about framing---what you emphasize is what you get.

Frank Nuts's avatar

Oooh, excellent point Denise!

arne link's avatar

Interesting. Talarico should be gnawing on a beef rib in every single ad.

Mary de Ridder's avatar

Reading that down I was thinking about how Trump depends on his opponents putting his name up on fire for his success. It’s better to be talked about than not. And more importantly „energy flows where attention goes“. I think Trump even said that around 2016.

Denise Donaldson's avatar

Exactly! If you look at it from a purely scientific, linguistic point of view, a la George Lakoff, it's about framing ("Don't think of an elephant."). If you think in more metaphysical terms, it's about the Law of Attraction. Basically as you said, where you focus the attention and intent, that's what materializes.

US Blues's avatar

An obvious mugshot is unappealing to everyone who isn’t a criminal. I doubt the landslide win was attributed solely to printed marketing material.

Denise Donaldson's avatar

It's the face, not the mugshot. In terms of framing, publishing it in any form, on mailers or in TV ads, is endorsing it (there were no ads other than mailers in the race I mentioned). The human mind tends to eliminate the negative. Again, what you emphasize is what you get. That's why commercials never mention the competition. You never see a car dealer's ad that shows the other guy's dealership down the road.

myhoopbabies's avatar

I have a serious question: Paxton is clearly a piece of shit, but just because Dear Leader endorsed him at the 11th hour, Texans voted for him in double the numbers of Cornyn? How did that happen? Are Texans really that brainless that they all follow the leader? Is this the dumbest question ever?

Kay-El's avatar

Paxton was slightly ahead of Cornyn in the polls. Donny only endorsed Paxton at that point. Possibly the rubes wanted to be on the “winning” side too. I don’t know if any Dems played behind the scenes but I think Talarico has a better chance of beating Paxton than he would have Cornyn.

Not a dumb question.

myhoopbabies's avatar

Ok, that makes sense. If your cult leader puts a target up, you try to hit it? I guess I was hoping people were ready to start thinking for themselves, even in Texas. It's still not going to be easy for Talerico but he appears to be up to the task. He's a good one. (Edit to correct typo)

Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

Kay, Cornyn is the emptiest suit in that whole place!

2Cats2Furious's avatar

First of all, it’s not all Texans. Paxton was chosen by Republican primary voters, who are primarily diehard MAGAts. Second, only about 800,000 voted in the primary runoff, out of over 17 million eligible voters in the state.

Denise Donaldson's avatar

Third, do we know the election was actually legit? The 28-point victory seems a bit suspect.

2Cats2Furious's avatar

I don’t have any reason to doubt the results. Cornyn slightly edged out Paxton in the March primary by about 1 point, but that’s with others also running. For the May 26 runoff, it was only Paxton v Cornyn, and polls showed Paxton with a slight edge even before Trump’s endorsement, which probably ran up the margin of victory.

Denise Donaldson's avatar

I admit that I'm not very familiar with Texas politics. A 28-point blowout just seemed a bit far-fetched in a race that had previously been very close. But you're more knowledgeable and have better info, so I retract my statement.

Kay-El's avatar

Exactly. That’s about 4.71%

DebJS's avatar

This reminded me of an article I read recently - and bookmarked:

https://thiswillhold.substack.com/p/why-thomas-massie-should-be-keeping?publication_id=4011931&post_id=198284206&isFreemail=false&r=4wf1wt&triedRedirect=true

It discusses Thomas Massie's primary but it could just as easily explain Cornyn's primary. And discusses stuff that happened in 2024. I had never heard of Peter Thiel's Polymarket before.

(snip)

May 2024 — Peter Thiel funds Polymarket.

May 2024 — Eaton Corporation, with access to roughly 70% of U.S. election equipment infrastructure, announces a deepening relationship with Thiel’s Palantir.

July 2024 — Musk launches America PAC, a voter-information harvesting and Trump fundraising operation, using Republican Chain Bridge as its financial institution.

September 2024 — Eaton, with access to roughly 70% of U.S. election equipment infrastructure, partners with Elon Musk and Tesla.

October 4, 2024 — Chain Bridge launches its IPO.

October 5, 2024 — According to The New York Times, Elon Musk texts a friend:

“I’m feeling more optimistic after tonight. Tomorrow we unleash the anomaly in the matrix.” An hour later, he adds: “This isn’t something on the chessboard, so they’ll be quite surprised. ‘Lasers’ from space.”

October 7, 2024 — Musk laughingly tells Tucker Carlson in an interview: “If Trump loses I’m fu*cked. How long do you think my prison sentence is going to be?”

October 30, 2024 — the DTC satellites launch, activating the constellation of 265 units, less than a week before Election Day.

October 30, 2024 — Republican Chain Bridge Bank shares surge to more than three times average trading volume.

October 30, 2024 — Polymarket predicts the exact outcome of the presidential election.

It’s almost like everything is connected to Elon’s launch on October 30. I’m sure it’s fine. Nothing to see here, right Democrats?

/(end)

Deborah Hunter's avatar

You answered your own question. They should call it the Lone Brain Cell state.

Stephen Brady's avatar

Everything Donnie Diaperload touches dies. Seems that he is not the hill that even has beens want to die on!

Dana Jae Labrecque's avatar

It would be fun for a Talarico PAC to run the Republican paid for ads. Talarico needs to stay clean of their IP claims. Ya know how ReThugs love to use other’s IP without ever asking permission (legal usage and all), but will attack with lawyers if anyone on the other side does the same.

Oooh, I love the idea of using ReThug attack ads on Paxton against him now in the general. Ooooo-WEEEE!

Frank Nuts's avatar

You’re right Kay-El about Talarico using that ad. It should be followed by the statement that “This ad was created by the Republican Party” and maybe followed by:

“Buy Republican!”

“Eat Republican!”

Ed's avatar

I got double pleasure from watching the GOP video. It was immediately followed by the 1987 video of Tracy Nelson singing "Down So Low". They brought massive smiles.

Susan Niemann's avatar

I read somewhere that 27% of Americans identify their political leaning as MAGA. That tells me we're living among a lot of vile, ignorant people. And their reaction to the B list "artists" pulling outta the "State Fair" proves it. "Go do a concert in China". Puh-lease. 😂😂

"Men are naturally more attractive than women on average." 🤡

Love these pics of Claudia...happily enjoying a martini. Wonderful. ❤️

Have a decent weekend.

US Blues's avatar

I still can’t wrap my head around a UFC cage fight taking place on the White House lawn.

Heather Cox Richardson’s letter today said they’re trying to coerce folks from the military to attend that flopfest but they have to be a certain “height and weight.” 🤮

Joyce's avatar

I guess Kegseth will personally inspect them to ensure the proper standard of male beauty is in attendance. He'll consult with Mr. NOT GAY/MEN ARE BEAUTIFUL. And everyone can have a lovely, relaxing session pre-cage fight in the Pentagon's Epstein Makeup and Hair Salon, before they all go watch half-naked, oiled men writhe around in a cage.........But--NOBODY'S GAY!!! No, REALLY!!!

Lisa Bieber's avatar

Least of all He Man War Fighter Greasy Pete

Lynn Van Haren's avatar

Other Presidents used WH celebrations to advance art & culture. This UFC fight is MAGA’s culture 100%

SLS's avatar

Isn't there supposed to be a car race through the streets of DC as part of the "Freedom 250" agenda? That should satisfy the NASCAR contingent...

Susan Niemann's avatar

We have fallen so far as a society. It’s impossible to fathom.

Polly Sears's avatar

T and his suck ups have fallen. The majority of Americans are still standing.

mathmaggie's avatar

And the military attendees must pay to get in

US Blues's avatar

Yep. Hope most are too smart to pay or attend.

Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

Trump’s dear friends own it and the widow is the Sec. of Education. She knows nothing of. Are you getting it now?

Doreen Dalesandro's avatar

This misogynistic society has convinced women that they need makeup to look beautiful, to be as thin as a rail.

Why males in the animal kingdom are more colorful than females:

A male animal’s reproductive advantage is expressed either by how well he competes for a mate with other members of his sex (intrasexual selection; also called male-male competition) or by how attractive he appears to individuals of the opposite sex (intersexual selection; also called female mate choice). Since, in most species, the number of females (and of their eggs) tends to be limited, males engage in competition for a mate or display striking physical traits to attract a mate.

https://www.britannica.com/science/Why-Are-Male-Animals-More-Colorful

Susan Niemann's avatar

100% Thank you for sharing this.

I cant remember where I heard this, but a female state legislator explained that women only have a short window to become pregnant but a man has that ability 24/7. So who should we be regulating? 👏👏👏👏

HI2thDoc's avatar

And MAGA whiners are predictably threatening those who withdrew with cancellation. Wait, I thought MAGA was against cancel culture? Oh, that's only when they are rebuked for their malfeasance. It's okay for them to cancel others.

Susan Niemann's avatar

Right. The felon really identified his audience didnt he? They cannot hear or see themselves.

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

I had to laugh at Mr. NOT GAY's reference to the classic Greek "male" aesthetic. Being omnisexual was a normal so-what part of that aesthetic. I mean, Achilles and his close friend Patroclus ...

Joanne Rossmassler Fritz's avatar

“it looks like two of Bobby’s brainworms have escaped his head and are trying to get the fuck away.” 🤣🤣🤣

Thank you, Jeff, for all the laughs today! Plus the Daily Claudia photos which keep us all calm.

Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

He has no idea how to handle any snake, that was a non venomous Vine Snake or a whip snake, no poison but jaws that can pierce skin with a mountain of bacteria.

DR JAGC's avatar

Definitely the best line! 😂

myhoopbabies's avatar

I don't know, I think my vote goes for this one: "try to be less of a toxic piece of shit, and decent people won’t go running when they find out who you are."

mermcoelho's avatar

This entire week of stupid was perfect! I think the guy trying to convince himself he’s not gay is my favorite. Hilarious and perfect that Vanilla Ice is the only one left in the music line up.

Joyce's avatar

Mr. NOT GAY might even have surpassed RatFuck Kennedy for #1 stupid.

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

Noem made "Ice Ice Baby" the national anthem for her brown shirts and he got some benefit from that. So fuck him.

Richard Dorset's avatar

Have you noticed that the desperation of Donny’s grievances and protestations has ramped up considerably this week?! As have the lies about his “perfect” health. Latest one-this 79 year old doughy pantload who falls asleep in the Oval, at press events, at Arlington National Cemetary, while standing at a podium, has the heart of a vigorous 65 year old. Uh huh!

Mingo's avatar

I'm thinking that when he went to Walter Reed for his third semi-annual physical he had a pacemaker or defibrillator implanted.

Joyce's avatar

I hope they got the wires crossed.

Richard Von Busack's avatar

Someday we'll know. He'll be gone. We won't be able to confront the liar-in-chief, but at least we can confront those who lied for him.

HI2thDoc's avatar

So at least a little good news for us

Just one small thing happened thus:

That Bondi hyena

Who was under subpoena

Threw Lying Todd Blanche under the bus

Lynn Van Haren's avatar

But not under oath, so anything she spewed is meaningless 😞

myhoopbabies's avatar

That really pissed me off that she wasn't testifying under oath (not surprised, just furious). So it was just more performative lies.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Yeah, Pigfucker Comer made sure to shield her. But it was still fun to see her blame Blanche.

Permian Extinction's avatar

You know things are bad when I start playing Powerball again.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Google AI says the odds of winning are 1 in 292,201,338, about the same as Preznit Predator actually going a day without telling a lie.

Joyce's avatar

Well, at least I have a chance at Powerball.

DR JAGC's avatar

The best part each day is your daily Ms. Spouse. What a beautiful way to remember her and share with us how wonderful she was.

J Hardy Carroll's avatar

Bobby handling the snakes should be the poster for this whole fucking mess.

The walking traumatic brain injury with a famous last name bringing back measles, plague and god knows what other biblical blights is maybe the perfect representative for our era.

Incompetent, rude, smug, unrepentant, corrupt, cruel, cliche, dumb, ugly, and fake.

Maybe put this image on the Trump 3.00 bill so we never forget.

Tess's avatar

Fascistpalooza for the spot on win! Jeepers creepers can these peeps be done?!?!? Great photos of Claudia… and thanks for the rfk jr history lesson of an animal creep! I’m using “ee” a lot this morning! And will promise not to eeeet a snake or get bit by one! ( right up there with kegstand and skateboard!)

Cheri Collins's avatar

Regarding Brainworms Kennedy: As a zoologist with a deep interest in herpetology (I am actually technically a mammalogist), and a snake carer, I was horrified by this video. That insane, overcooked horrorshow of a man (in theory; he could be Sauron), rather than quietly observing these two lovely racers mating, felt compelled to snatch them up mid-coitus, and whipcrack their bodies around, most likely fatally breaking their spines, causing slow and excruciatingly painful deaths, so he could play with them. Just replaying it in my mind raises my blood pressure significantly! I grieve for these innocent, shy creatures. It’s unfortunate that they were not highly venomous. That loathsome, vile lunatic has been put in charge of our health policies? That video is not in the least bit funny. Imagine if it were a pair of kittens that he picked up and whipcracked and tortured. It was essentially. 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

Lynn Van Haren's avatar

I’m sure that maniac has tortured kittens & puppies too

HI2thDoc's avatar

It was heedless performative bullshit, typical of him.

Cathy Schmidt's avatar

I haven’t handled a lot of snakes, but aren’t you supposed to pick them up right behind their heads so they can’t bite you?

Cheri Collins's avatar

Depends upon the snake, but most importantly, you need to support the body and not let it dangle; and never pick it up by the end of the tail! I have held bitey ones behind the head in front, but more mellow ones are held gently further down. I have been bitten lots of times, and most were really teensy little pokes. I’ve had far more deep and bloody damage from parrots and my own cats ( and a couple of large lizards).