here's one for the stupid hall of fame: two years ago today, Donny was convicted of 34 counts of business fraud. how stupid were we all for believing there would actually be consequences?
I’m quite sure he’s not worried about the midterms. He’s worried about us pissed off citizens coming for the billionaires once we discover that his Palantir has shut us out of our elections. Summer months (I predict July or August) will show us how he plans to flex the Palantir plan. THAT is why he’s moving, my gut tells me.
If America were an airplane, the MAGAs would be the dangerous airborne pests trying their best to bring it down.
“Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane! Everybody strap in! I'm about to open some fuckin' windows."
There definitely were consequences, but not for him. Also I learned that the whole slush fund was being planned back before the election. The asshole Andrew Paul Johnson knew about it when Trump sprang him from prison on day 1. https://youtube.com/shorts/0HWj9_jZuE8?si=ixIGUlsUWaI5FLaf
Posting pictures of Claudia appears to be cathartic for you, Jeff. Whatever it takes to get you through your loss. I know that I speak for everyone here, we are with you on this journey.❤️
You can't beat him in the courtroom, only on the ballot...because as the champion of the unreconstructed he has the wide deference in the political and legal systems. Even the plain text of the 14th Amendment doesn't apply to him!
On that note, I would like to encourage everyone to check the voters rolls, make sure you are there, maybe even monthly to November. Make sure you have proper ID, just in case they want to have more proof of who you are. Start now, get everyone's ducks in a row to vote!!!
That. And when is the court going to demand he pay the people who won judgments against his lying ass? E. Jean Carroll comes to mind. What was it? $84 or 92 million?
It should be a cinch for the idiot. After all, hasn't he made around $4 billion so far this term with his grifting?
"According to the doctor’s readout, Trump also submitted to a “comprehensive neurological exam,” which showed “normal mental status, intact cranial nerves, normal motor strength, sensation, reflexes, gait, and balance.”
As for Trump’s heart health, the doctor said, “Al-enhanced electrocardiogram (ECG) analysis estimated his cardiac age…to be approximately 14 years younger than his chronological age.”"
Who the fuck are they kidding? 4th Cognitive test? 30/30? Still the bruising from shaking hands? "Normal gait and balance" 😂 (Let's go to the videotape of him zigzagging on the red carpet to meet Putin, or the death grip of him holding the railing of AFO as he tried to walk down the stairs getting off in China without falling)
What a bunch of lying loser doctors at Walter Reed if this doctor and Dr Ronny the candy man are any indication. ("Healthiest specimen ever. Could live to be 200"). His cardiac age is "approx 14 years younger than his chronological age"??? 😂😂😂😂😂 .(I'm with Claudia 🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸) Really, my sides hurt from laughing!
According to a 2024 article in the Journal of Electrocardiology, an AI-enhanced ECG is helpful in identifying irregularities humans may miss or misinterpret, not to confirm superior function: https://doi.org/10.1016/j.jelectrocard.2024.01.006 “The use of AI in ECG analysis has several benefits, including the quick and precise detection of problems like arrhythmias, silent cardiac illnesses, and left ventricular failure. It has the potential to help doctors with interpretation, diagnosis, risk assessment, and illness management. Aside from that, AI-enhanced ECGs have been demonstrated to boost the identification of heart failure and other cardiovascular disorders, particularly in emergency department settings, allowing for quicker and more precise treatment options.” Now, I don’t even play a doctor on TV, so if there are any docs out there who can confirm this, please chime in.
As for Trump’s heart health, the doctor said, “Al-enhanced electrocardiogram (ECG) analysis estimated his cardiac age…to be approximately 14 years younger than his chronological age.”
What they never specify, & cardiologists are very interested in, is his ejection fraction. Tells how well the heart is working. Just says it's "healthy normal." Sure, Jan.
Who da fuck would believe that? I work out every day and do have excellent health by any standards and my cardiac age is always one year older than me.
I thought Donnie was 6'3" and and 224 lbs and in excellent health. So now the White House quack recommends he lose weight and exercise more. How about he go vegan and watch how quickly MAGA decides vegan is just fine.
Doubt if he's had a salad in decades. If he's ignoring the aspirin warning, he'll blow off the weight and exercise recommendation. Because he thinks he's Doctor Jesus and knows so much more.
BP of 105/71 could explain why he falls asleep at inappropriate times. His BP was 125/78 April 2025. I encourage the downward trend to continue & accelerate. (yeah. I know it's all lies. & Doc Barbabella isn't that good at it.)
With his cankles bursting through his shoes and pants, his mental level that of a 2 year old on steroids and his hands wrapped in plaster of paris, yeah, right.
Wow! CNN is in on the gaslighting, too. Not that I'm surprised. MSM used to be the fourth element, but they have devolved into puppets for a liar of humongous proportions. It's shameful.
As I wrote several days ago, T is more likely to be in the high 300lb range, possibly hitting 400. He is a giant orange blob. Rides in cars, planes, helicopters, and, golf carts. I said I would vomit if the "doctors " tried to say he was in the 200 lb range. I just did.
OKAY--hands up, and be honest here: how many watched the snake vs RFK Jr clip and were rooting for the snakes and praying they'd bite him in the nuts?!
OH FOR ANOTHER GIF LIKE THE SKATEBOARD!!!!
(Which btw, Uncle Jeff, feel free to post all the time!!)
Get some other flunkie in this unhinged cabinet to tell him that hydrochloroquine and bleach will clear that right up. Or, he can just wait until summer because that's when it will magically go away.
It should have only been a rattlesnake for Bobby Brainworm. Bet he put those two snakes in the blender after and drank them like a smoothie. What a psychopath.
Bobby Brainworms doesn't know how to handle snakes. My husband grew up in Louisiana and he used to catch snakes for the scientists at a university who studied the venom. Speaking of science, can anyone tell me why I can't read Donny Dipshit's posts? I mean I physically can't read them. Something happens to my eyes and the words won't come into focus. I think my brain is protecting itself. Good adaptation! (OK, I answered my own question.)
His patio gives me the creeps. Looks to me as if it's a concrete space surrounded by high concrete walls. Eeewww. Is that a thing with the Epstein class?
When I saw the photos the other day, I had no idea it was a patio. Looks more like a prison cell.
I'm sure he has Natalie Harp, super MAGA as his personal assistant. She probably has to key in his tweets as he rambles on and also probably has to wipe his ass. She says she loves him.
Jeff, yesterday was a good day for the resistance and we were all here for it. I’ve been watching the Texas race and one item struck me as rather odd. The MAGAS are all bunched up over Talarico could be a vegan, and more upset about the fact he has a beautiful girlfriend who, by her own admission is a vegan.. rather an absurd MAGAS argument to say the least.. But I do enjoy pointing out to MAGAs after they cease frothing about vegans, that, in fact, Usha Vance, Just Dance’s wife is a vegan… so let’s all wait and watch MAGAs and their selective outrage turn on JD. Best to all fellow travelers.
Haha, add vegan to the list of terms that MAGAs probably cannot provide a definition of if pressed, just like woke, DEI, CRT, GDP, fracking, antifa, etc. They probably think a vegan is someone who wears Birkenstocks with socks. Hey, that rhymes!
Could the prospective wife be a blond with a ring on every finger, with eyes that would cut right through you? Is her last name Kirk? Does she wear a shirt that says We are all Charlie? Is she also a vegan?🫨🫨🫨
Texas is big asshat cattle country, so being vegan is anathema (or way too "Austin"). The vegan thing was meant to trigger the Lone Star beef heads. Being a meat gorger is also associated with cowboy masculinity, so they tossed in "Trans" as a bonus.
In terms of marketing, not a good tactic, IMO. Why keep your opponent's face in front of voters, even if it's a mug shot?
There was a primary election in my area a few years ago, wherein the candidate I preferred showed her rival's face on every single mailer. The verbiage was negative, but that didn't matter. Voters continually saw the opponent's face and name, and that’s what stuck. Naturally, the opponent won in a landslide. Same thing happened with Rump in 2016---NYT ran dozens of articles about why he was bad. Result? Million$ in free publicity.
The adage about never mentioning an opponent's name holds true. It's about framing---what you emphasize is what you get.
Talarico has all the receipts, but he is very calm and classy. I'm not sure what he'll pull from is arsenal. But I hope it's all guns a-blazing. Our lives depend on it.
I have a serious question: Paxton is clearly a piece of shit, but just because Dear Leader endorsed him at the 11th hour, Texans voted for him in double the numbers of Cornyn? How did that happen? Are Texans really that brainless that they all follow the leader? Is this the dumbest question ever?
Paxton was slightly ahead of Cornyn in the polls. Donny only endorsed Paxton at that point. Possibly the rubes wanted to be on the “winning” side too. I don’t know if any Dems played behind the scenes but I think Talarico has a better chance of beating Paxton than he would have Cornyn.
Ok, that makes sense. If your cult leader puts a target up, you try to hit it? I guess I was hoping people were ready to start thinking for themselves, even in Texas. It's still not going to be easy for Talerico but he appears to be up to the task. He's a good one. (Edit to correct typo)
First of all, it’s not all Texans. Paxton was chosen by Republican primary voters, who are primarily diehard MAGAts. Second, only about 800,000 voted in the primary runoff, out of over 17 million eligible voters in the state.
I don’t have any reason to doubt the results. Cornyn slightly edged out Paxton in the March primary by about 1 point, but that’s with others also running. For the May 26 runoff, it was only Paxton v Cornyn, and polls showed Paxton with a slight edge even before Trump’s endorsement, which probably ran up the margin of victory.
It would be fun for a Talarico PAC to run the Republican paid for ads. Talarico needs to stay clean of their IP claims. Ya know how ReThugs love to use other’s IP without ever asking permission (legal usage and all), but will attack with lawyers if anyone on the other side does the same.
Oooh, I love the idea of using ReThug attack ads on Paxton against him now in the general. Ooooo-WEEEE!
I got double pleasure from watching the GOP video. It was immediately followed by the 1987 video of Tracy Nelson singing "Down So Low". They brought massive smiles.
I read somewhere that 27% of Americans identify their political leaning as MAGA. That tells me we're living among a lot of vile, ignorant people. And their reaction to the B list "artists" pulling outta the "State Fair" proves it. "Go do a concert in China". Puh-lease. 😂😂
"Men are naturally more attractive than women on average." 🤡
Love these pics of Claudia...happily enjoying a martini. Wonderful. ❤️
I still can’t wrap my head around a UFC cage fight taking place on the White House lawn.
Heather Cox Richardson’s letter today said they’re trying to coerce folks from the military to attend that flopfest but they have to be a certain “height and weight.” 🤮
I guess Kegseth will personally inspect them to ensure the proper standard of male beauty is in attendance. He'll consult with Mr. NOT GAY/MEN ARE BEAUTIFUL. And everyone can have a lovely, relaxing session pre-cage fight in the Pentagon's Epstein Makeup and Hair Salon, before they all go watch half-naked, oiled men writhe around in a cage.........But--NOBODY'S GAY!!! No, REALLY!!!
And MAGA whiners are predictably threatening those who withdrew with cancellation. Wait, I thought MAGA was against cancel culture? Oh, that's only when they are rebuked for their malfeasance. It's okay for them to cancel others.
This misogynistic society has convinced women that they need makeup to look beautiful, to be as thin as a rail.
Why males in the animal kingdom are more colorful than females:
A male animal’s reproductive advantage is expressed either by how well he competes for a mate with other members of his sex (intrasexual selection; also called male-male competition) or by how attractive he appears to individuals of the opposite sex (intersexual selection; also called female mate choice). Since, in most species, the number of females (and of their eggs) tends to be limited, males engage in competition for a mate or display striking physical traits to attract a mate.
I cant remember where I heard this, but a female state legislator explained that women only have a short window to become pregnant but a man has that ability 24/7. So who should we be regulating? 👏👏👏👏
I had to laugh at Mr. NOT GAY's reference to the classic Greek "male" aesthetic. Being omnisexual was a normal so-what part of that aesthetic. I mean, Achilles and his close friend Patroclus ...
This entire week of stupid was perfect! I think the guy trying to convince himself he’s not gay is my favorite. Hilarious and perfect that Vanilla Ice is the only one left in the music line up.
I don't know, I think my vote goes for this one: "try to be less of a toxic piece of shit, and decent people won’t go running when they find out who you are."
Have you noticed that the desperation of Donny’s grievances and protestations has ramped up considerably this week?! As have the lies about his “perfect” health. Latest one-this 79 year old doughy pantload who falls asleep in the Oval, at press events, at Arlington National Cemetary, while standing at a podium, has the heart of a vigorous 65 year old. Uh huh!
Fascistpalooza for the spot on win! Jeepers creepers can these peeps be done?!?!? Great photos of Claudia… and thanks for the rfk jr history lesson of an animal creep! I’m using “ee” a lot this morning! And will promise not to eeeet a snake or get bit by one! ( right up there with kegstand and skateboard!)
Bobby handling the snakes should be the poster for this whole fucking mess.
The walking traumatic brain injury with a famous last name bringing back measles, plague and god knows what other biblical blights is maybe the perfect representative for our era.
here's one for the stupid hall of fame: two years ago today, Donny was convicted of 34 counts of business fraud. how stupid were we all for believing there would actually be consequences?
And he's given us so many chances, so much ammunition.
If the Dems produce a wipe out in the midterms, I’ll feel somewhat vindicated
Taking the senate and house will certainly turn our frowns upside down.
Yeah, but…
Do ya really think this huge of a fascist power grab is gonna let democracy do its thing?
No, but we will somehow prevail.
Let? No. Will democracy win? I believe so.
Dubious, until SCOTUS ethics and reform are implemented, the billionaire and transnational criminal syndicate will continue to support fascism.
If they had it in the bag, if they were certain of winning, etc.
Why would Peter Thiel just have moved to Argentina?
Possibly to be with his Nazi brothers? We all like to be with "our people". You are all MY people.
Argentina is the #1haven for fleeing Nazis.
I’m quite sure he’s not worried about the midterms. He’s worried about us pissed off citizens coming for the billionaires once we discover that his Palantir has shut us out of our elections. Summer months (I predict July or August) will show us how he plans to flex the Palantir plan. THAT is why he’s moving, my gut tells me.
Srsly
If.
When 👍
I repeat:
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DY4pftJx8k3/?igsh=MnkyNnN4bWNna283
If America were an airplane, the MAGAs would be the dangerous airborne pests trying their best to bring it down.
“Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane! Everybody strap in! I'm about to open some fuckin' windows."
Bob, Samuel L Jackson, Snakes on a Plane?
“Enough is enough. I’ve had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane.”
"I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!”
"I fart in your general direction!"
"Now you've insulted the sultan!"
"Watch out for snakes!"
That is correct, Cathy!
I love that guy!
There definitely were consequences, but not for him. Also I learned that the whole slush fund was being planned back before the election. The asshole Andrew Paul Johnson knew about it when Trump sprang him from prison on day 1. https://youtube.com/shorts/0HWj9_jZuE8?si=ixIGUlsUWaI5FLaf
Posting pictures of Claudia appears to be cathartic for you, Jeff. Whatever it takes to get you through your loss. I know that I speak for everyone here, we are with you on this journey.❤️
Also, WE asked him to do it. WE wanted to get to know Claudia, formerly known as Ms. Spouse. (I loved that! Always made me laugh.)
It was always a fun moment when Jeff quoted Mrs. Spouse.
You can't beat him in the courtroom, only on the ballot...because as the champion of the unreconstructed he has the wide deference in the political and legal systems. Even the plain text of the 14th Amendment doesn't apply to him!
In our house we say the only way to "beat" someone is out back in the alley with a baseball bat!
Off-topic, but – – there have been many wonderful nicknames for RFK Junior, but marvelous Mr. measles for the win!
We need more than an blue wave this November. I would like to see a blue tsunami. Let's wipe the Republicans off of the map and out of Congress.
On that note, I would like to encourage everyone to check the voters rolls, make sure you are there, maybe even monthly to November. Make sure you have proper ID, just in case they want to have more proof of who you are. Start now, get everyone's ducks in a row to vote!!!
That. And when is the court going to demand he pay the people who won judgments against his lying ass? E. Jean Carroll comes to mind. What was it? $84 or 92 million?
It should be a cinch for the idiot. After all, hasn't he made around $4 billion so far this term with his grifting?
$88 million plus interest, starting from the day of sentencing.
I missed out on Claudia's pics again. I wish that wouldn't happen. It happens when 'message clipped' is shown.
just click on that which brings you to the internet version and the photos of her appear there on that version.
https://substack.com/@mrglobal/note/c-267775683?r=w40wr&utm_medium=ios&utm_source=notes-share-action
Very fucking stupid!
That is correct!
today in Shit That Happened While I Was Busy Writing This Shit—
oh look, the White House released another phony medical report.
"Trump’s doctor recommends he lose weight and exercise more but says he is in ‘excellent health’"
https://www.cnn.com/2026/05/29/politics/trumps-doctor-recommends-lose-weight-exercise-health?cid=android_app
yeah, right
Excellent health compared to a corpse, maybe
hahaha!!
Forget Jesus, he's Lazarus!
Excellent health AS a corpse, more likely.
He can lose ten pounds of hideous fat by getting his head cut off
Or conversely, a few meaningless ounces of lard by removing that sad, dead little mushroom cap in his pants.
I was thinking along those lines, like "How much does a head weigh?"
Best yet
FOTFLMAO!!! I haven't laughed like this in a LONG time! Thanks, J Hardy.
It's always hilarious to see how
The White House physicians can vow
"He's in excellent health!"
Is that like his fake wealth?
'Cuz he's a wallowing, waddling sow
You gonna believe the report or your lying eyes?
"According to the doctor’s readout, Trump also submitted to a “comprehensive neurological exam,” which showed “normal mental status, intact cranial nerves, normal motor strength, sensation, reflexes, gait, and balance.”
As for Trump’s heart health, the doctor said, “Al-enhanced electrocardiogram (ECG) analysis estimated his cardiac age…to be approximately 14 years younger than his chronological age.”"
Who the fuck are they kidding? 4th Cognitive test? 30/30? Still the bruising from shaking hands? "Normal gait and balance" 😂 (Let's go to the videotape of him zigzagging on the red carpet to meet Putin, or the death grip of him holding the railing of AFO as he tried to walk down the stairs getting off in China without falling)
What a bunch of lying loser doctors at Walter Reed if this doctor and Dr Ronny the candy man are any indication. ("Healthiest specimen ever. Could live to be 200"). His cardiac age is "approx 14 years younger than his chronological age"??? 😂😂😂😂😂 .(I'm with Claudia 🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸) Really, my sides hurt from laughing!
According to a 2024 article in the Journal of Electrocardiology, an AI-enhanced ECG is helpful in identifying irregularities humans may miss or misinterpret, not to confirm superior function: https://doi.org/10.1016/j.jelectrocard.2024.01.006 “The use of AI in ECG analysis has several benefits, including the quick and precise detection of problems like arrhythmias, silent cardiac illnesses, and left ventricular failure. It has the potential to help doctors with interpretation, diagnosis, risk assessment, and illness management. Aside from that, AI-enhanced ECGs have been demonstrated to boost the identification of heart failure and other cardiovascular disorders, particularly in emergency department settings, allowing for quicker and more precise treatment options.” Now, I don’t even play a doctor on TV, so if there are any docs out there who can confirm this, please chime in.
I do not believe that these reports are from physicians. Someone's making up this bullshit and then attaching doctors' names to them.
As for Trump’s heart health, the doctor said, “Al-enhanced electrocardiogram (ECG) analysis estimated his cardiac age…to be approximately 14 years younger than his chronological age.”
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
That was the funniest part 😂
Same lie as last year.
What they never specify, & cardiologists are very interested in, is his ejection fraction. Tells how well the heart is working. Just says it's "healthy normal." Sure, Jan.
My gawd, the lies, boss, the lies.
Who da fuck would believe that? I work out every day and do have excellent health by any standards and my cardiac age is always one year older than me.
AND "No Fatties" in the military will be given tickets to rumps absurd fight on the lawn! They are all TOTALLY irony deficient!
Does that mean that they won't let Trump in?
Rec’d for irony deficienct 👍🏻
Clever!
I thought Donnie was 6'3" and and 224 lbs and in excellent health. So now the White House quack recommends he lose weight and exercise more. How about he go vegan and watch how quickly MAGA decides vegan is just fine.
Mingo?? BINGO on that thought!
Doubt if he's had a salad in decades. If he's ignoring the aspirin warning, he'll blow off the weight and exercise recommendation. Because he thinks he's Doctor Jesus and knows so much more.
Exercise makes you sicker. Didn't he say something to that effect during his first regime?
He has claimed that since at least the 1970s.
He believes that a person is born with a certain volume of energy and once any is used that energy is gone, so exercising wastes it.
Wow. That is quite "fringe".
By T💩p's logic, babies are the strongest people in the world. JFC!
He is SUCH AN IDIOT!!!
Three doctors huddle "Yep, the leg bone is still connected to the hip bone. He's in perfect health".
Oh this is funny
He is in excellent health for a narcoleptic, felonious zombie, I'll give them that!
Yes, but would he pass psychiatric exam? I think not.
Maybe he's in excellent health for someone who is 80 years old and morbidly obese.
⬆️🎯👏🏼👏🏼
BP of 105/71 could explain why he falls asleep at inappropriate times. His BP was 125/78 April 2025. I encourage the downward trend to continue & accelerate. (yeah. I know it's all lies. & Doc Barbabella isn't that good at it.)
With his cankles bursting through his shoes and pants, his mental level that of a 2 year old on steroids and his hands wrapped in plaster of paris, yeah, right.
Wow! CNN is in on the gaslighting, too. Not that I'm surprised. MSM used to be the fourth element, but they have devolved into puppets for a liar of humongous proportions. It's shameful.
gotta wonder who went in and got the tests for him..... trump's name, someone else's results.
Some kid named Shapiro
As I wrote several days ago, T is more likely to be in the high 300lb range, possibly hitting 400. He is a giant orange blob. Rides in cars, planes, helicopters, and, golf carts. I said I would vomit if the "doctors " tried to say he was in the 200 lb range. I just did.
OKAY--hands up, and be honest here: how many watched the snake vs RFK Jr clip and were rooting for the snakes and praying they'd bite him in the nuts?!
OH FOR ANOTHER GIF LIKE THE SKATEBOARD!!!!
(Which btw, Uncle Jeff, feel free to post all the time!!)
I'm hoping he develops a serious infection and doesn't seek treatment for it.
"W--we...know th-that snake ven--om incr...increases...test--osterone...lev--els..."
KP, thanks for the belly laugh🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤓🖖🏻
Spoken in the voice of a Hoover vacuum cleaner
Hyannisport Torgo, as I call him. "The master...the master will nottt be pleased."
⬆️🤣‼️‼️👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
🤣🤣🤣
🤣
Good one! Brilliant.
Yes, a nice, refreshing , cleansing swim in the feces polluted Potomac should help 😂
Get some other flunkie in this unhinged cabinet to tell him that hydrochloroquine and bleach will clear that right up. Or, he can just wait until summer because that's when it will magically go away.
It should have only been a rattlesnake for Bobby Brainworm. Bet he put those two snakes in the blender after and drank them like a smoothie. What a psychopath.
The two snakes were in the middle of mating when Brainworm assaulted them. What a fking jerkhole!
Nnoooo!
God, I hate that clip!!
always have this reel handy for those who need their Nutcracker fix: https://www.facebook.com/reel/1163744692219223
Bobby Brainworms doesn't know how to handle snakes. My husband grew up in Louisiana and he used to catch snakes for the scientists at a university who studied the venom. Speaking of science, can anyone tell me why I can't read Donny Dipshit's posts? I mean I physically can't read them. Something happens to my eyes and the words won't come into focus. I think my brain is protecting itself. Good adaptation! (OK, I answered my own question.)
Too bad Dr. Oz didn't have a Taipan or Black Mamba on his patio 🐍
That OZ fella gives me the creeps
His patio gives me the creeps. Looks to me as if it's a concrete space surrounded by high concrete walls. Eeewww. Is that a thing with the Epstein class?
When I saw the photos the other day, I had no idea it was a patio. Looks more like a prison cell.
It’s got anal vibes to it
Word
Didn't Bobby Brainworms say he thought they were Black Mambas when he picked them up?
Same! I saw the video/gif of his 600+ word post and knew I couldn't even skim it. My blood pressure can't take it.
I feel the same! Can’t and wont even try to read what it writes.
…and they are misspelled, don’t make sense, or not even a word!!!! I feel the same!!
I'm sure he has Natalie Harp, super MAGA as his personal assistant. She probably has to key in his tweets as he rambles on and also probably has to wipe his ass. She says she loves him.
From two weeks ago:
Sshitler is trailed by a blonde
Of him she's especially fond
She's paid taxpayer money
To keep him all sunny
And deepen the trump swamp pond
🤢🤮
First of all, they aren't donny's posts.
Maybe he has a Ouija Board app or something and his demons control it.
LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, no...They are all christians. They don' mess with no devil-worshiping shit.
Correction: They worship only Their Devil, no one else.
Nor have they been for a long time.
Jeff, yesterday was a good day for the resistance and we were all here for it. I’ve been watching the Texas race and one item struck me as rather odd. The MAGAS are all bunched up over Talarico could be a vegan, and more upset about the fact he has a beautiful girlfriend who, by her own admission is a vegan.. rather an absurd MAGAS argument to say the least.. But I do enjoy pointing out to MAGAs after they cease frothing about vegans, that, in fact, Usha Vance, Just Dance’s wife is a vegan… so let’s all wait and watch MAGAs and their selective outrage turn on JD. Best to all fellow travelers.
Haha, add vegan to the list of terms that MAGAs probably cannot provide a definition of if pressed, just like woke, DEI, CRT, GDP, fracking, antifa, etc. They probably think a vegan is someone who wears Birkenstocks with socks. Hey, that rhymes!
Hey Doc… wow too much fun on a Saturday morning… and I’m here for it🫣
Yeah, like when they used to have cartoons on Saturday morning. Violent cartoons!
Not to mention cisgender (“six gender” - what maroons) 😳
Isn't that the funniest thing? Six genders? These people are truly maroons.
🤣🤣🤣
They can’t even pronounce it correctly
“He’s a VAGAN.”
Into poetry reading at coffee houses, bongos, folk dancing and protest music. And like effeminate women, they wear beards.
Usha is brown, so she's already dead to the MAGAts. Being vegan is just icing on the rascist cake.
Another reason for Vance to get another wife for his presidential run. The odds are stacking against him.
Could the prospective wife be a blond with a ring on every finger, with eyes that would cut right through you? Is her last name Kirk? Does she wear a shirt that says We are all Charlie? Is she also a vegan?🫨🫨🫨
Don't forget the standard trad wife tight leather pants
Doc phony leather pants? You are awarded a triple.. OYOYOY
She wore those at that AmerikkkaFest event where she hugged JD Prance and put her hand behind his head. So trad, so grieving widow-like!
Fastball, maggots probably think ‘vegan’ is a satanic cult that drinks the blood of sacrificed children🤨🤨🤨🤨🤓🖖🏻
Too funny
Texas is big asshat cattle country, so being vegan is anathema (or way too "Austin"). The vegan thing was meant to trigger the Lone Star beef heads. Being a meat gorger is also associated with cowboy masculinity, so they tossed in "Trans" as a bonus.
My God. Justa Dick's wife is brown AND vegan? How can that be? Does MAGA know about this?
1. Those brain worms escaped and bit him for not having enough edible food available.
2. I hope Talarico has that GOP video to play on every fucking channel during his campaign
3. Judges keep raining on Donny’s parades, musical acts keep raining on Donny’s snooze fests, keep it going, please and thanks.
Talarico should feature Paxton’s mug shot in EVERY ad.
In terms of marketing, not a good tactic, IMO. Why keep your opponent's face in front of voters, even if it's a mug shot?
There was a primary election in my area a few years ago, wherein the candidate I preferred showed her rival's face on every single mailer. The verbiage was negative, but that didn't matter. Voters continually saw the opponent's face and name, and that’s what stuck. Naturally, the opponent won in a landslide. Same thing happened with Rump in 2016---NYT ran dozens of articles about why he was bad. Result? Million$ in free publicity.
The adage about never mentioning an opponent's name holds true. It's about framing---what you emphasize is what you get.
An obvious mugshot is unappealing to everyone who isn’t a criminal. I doubt the landslide win was attributed solely to printed marketing material.
Talarico has all the receipts, but he is very calm and classy. I'm not sure what he'll pull from is arsenal. But I hope it's all guns a-blazing. Our lives depend on it.
I have a serious question: Paxton is clearly a piece of shit, but just because Dear Leader endorsed him at the 11th hour, Texans voted for him in double the numbers of Cornyn? How did that happen? Are Texans really that brainless that they all follow the leader? Is this the dumbest question ever?
Paxton was slightly ahead of Cornyn in the polls. Donny only endorsed Paxton at that point. Possibly the rubes wanted to be on the “winning” side too. I don’t know if any Dems played behind the scenes but I think Talarico has a better chance of beating Paxton than he would have Cornyn.
Not a dumb question.
Ok, that makes sense. If your cult leader puts a target up, you try to hit it? I guess I was hoping people were ready to start thinking for themselves, even in Texas. It's still not going to be easy for Talerico but he appears to be up to the task. He's a good one. (Edit to correct typo)
First of all, it’s not all Texans. Paxton was chosen by Republican primary voters, who are primarily diehard MAGAts. Second, only about 800,000 voted in the primary runoff, out of over 17 million eligible voters in the state.
Third, do we know the election was actually legit? The 28-point victory seems a bit suspect.
I don’t have any reason to doubt the results. Cornyn slightly edged out Paxton in the March primary by about 1 point, but that’s with others also running. For the May 26 runoff, it was only Paxton v Cornyn, and polls showed Paxton with a slight edge even before Trump’s endorsement, which probably ran up the margin of victory.
Exactly. That’s about 4.71%
Everything Donnie Diaperload touches dies. Seems that he is not the hill that even has beens want to die on!
Any hill will do
It would be fun for a Talarico PAC to run the Republican paid for ads. Talarico needs to stay clean of their IP claims. Ya know how ReThugs love to use other’s IP without ever asking permission (legal usage and all), but will attack with lawyers if anyone on the other side does the same.
Oooh, I love the idea of using ReThug attack ads on Paxton against him now in the general. Ooooo-WEEEE!
I got double pleasure from watching the GOP video. It was immediately followed by the 1987 video of Tracy Nelson singing "Down So Low". They brought massive smiles.
I read somewhere that 27% of Americans identify their political leaning as MAGA. That tells me we're living among a lot of vile, ignorant people. And their reaction to the B list "artists" pulling outta the "State Fair" proves it. "Go do a concert in China". Puh-lease. 😂😂
"Men are naturally more attractive than women on average." 🤡
Love these pics of Claudia...happily enjoying a martini. Wonderful. ❤️
Have a decent weekend.
I still can’t wrap my head around a UFC cage fight taking place on the White House lawn.
Heather Cox Richardson’s letter today said they’re trying to coerce folks from the military to attend that flopfest but they have to be a certain “height and weight.” 🤮
I guess Kegseth will personally inspect them to ensure the proper standard of male beauty is in attendance. He'll consult with Mr. NOT GAY/MEN ARE BEAUTIFUL. And everyone can have a lovely, relaxing session pre-cage fight in the Pentagon's Epstein Makeup and Hair Salon, before they all go watch half-naked, oiled men writhe around in a cage.........But--NOBODY'S GAY!!! No, REALLY!!!
Least of all He Man War Fighter Greasy Pete
Other Presidents used WH celebrations to advance art & culture. This UFC fight is MAGA’s culture 100%
And the military attendees must pay to get in
Yep. Hope most are too smart to pay or attend.
We have fallen so far as a society. It’s impossible to fathom.
T and his suck ups have fallen. The majority of Americans are still standing.
And MAGA whiners are predictably threatening those who withdrew with cancellation. Wait, I thought MAGA was against cancel culture? Oh, that's only when they are rebuked for their malfeasance. It's okay for them to cancel others.
Right. The felon really identified his audience didnt he? They cannot hear or see themselves.
This misogynistic society has convinced women that they need makeup to look beautiful, to be as thin as a rail.
Why males in the animal kingdom are more colorful than females:
A male animal’s reproductive advantage is expressed either by how well he competes for a mate with other members of his sex (intrasexual selection; also called male-male competition) or by how attractive he appears to individuals of the opposite sex (intersexual selection; also called female mate choice). Since, in most species, the number of females (and of their eggs) tends to be limited, males engage in competition for a mate or display striking physical traits to attract a mate.
https://www.britannica.com/science/Why-Are-Male-Animals-More-Colorful
100% Thank you for sharing this.
I cant remember where I heard this, but a female state legislator explained that women only have a short window to become pregnant but a man has that ability 24/7. So who should we be regulating? 👏👏👏👏
I had to laugh at Mr. NOT GAY's reference to the classic Greek "male" aesthetic. Being omnisexual was a normal so-what part of that aesthetic. I mean, Achilles and his close friend Patroclus ...
This entire week of stupid was perfect! I think the guy trying to convince himself he’s not gay is my favorite. Hilarious and perfect that Vanilla Ice is the only one left in the music line up.
Mr. NOT GAY might even have surpassed RatFuck Kennedy for #1 stupid.
Noem made "Ice Ice Baby" the national anthem for her brown shirts and he got some benefit from that. So fuck him.
“it looks like two of Bobby’s brainworms have escaped his head and are trying to get the fuck away.” 🤣🤣🤣
Thank you, Jeff, for all the laughs today! Plus the Daily Claudia photos which keep us all calm.
🏆Pure gold
Definitely the best line! 😂
I don't know, I think my vote goes for this one: "try to be less of a toxic piece of shit, and decent people won’t go running when they find out who you are."
Have you noticed that the desperation of Donny’s grievances and protestations has ramped up considerably this week?! As have the lies about his “perfect” health. Latest one-this 79 year old doughy pantload who falls asleep in the Oval, at press events, at Arlington National Cemetary, while standing at a podium, has the heart of a vigorous 65 year old. Uh huh!
I'm thinking that when he went to Walter Reed for his third semi-annual physical he had a pacemaker or defibrillator implanted.
I hope they got the wires crossed.
Someday we'll know. He'll be gone. We won't be able to confront the liar-in-chief, but at least we can confront those who lied for him.
So at least a little good news for us
Just one small thing happened thus:
That Bondi hyena
Who was under subpoena
Threw Lying Todd Blanche under the bus
But not under oath, so anything she spewed is meaningless 😞
That really pissed me off that she wasn't testifying under oath (not surprised, just furious). So it was just more performative lies.
Yeah, Pigfucker Comer made sure to shield her. But it was still fun to see her blame Blanche.
You know things are bad when I start playing Powerball again.
Google AI says the odds of winning are 1 in 292,201,338, about the same as Preznit Predator actually going a day without telling a lie.
Well, at least I have a chance at Powerball.
😆
Fascistpalooza for the spot on win! Jeepers creepers can these peeps be done?!?!? Great photos of Claudia… and thanks for the rfk jr history lesson of an animal creep! I’m using “ee” a lot this morning! And will promise not to eeeet a snake or get bit by one! ( right up there with kegstand and skateboard!)
The best part each day is your daily Ms. Spouse. What a beautiful way to remember her and share with us how wonderful she was.
Bobby handling the snakes should be the poster for this whole fucking mess.
The walking traumatic brain injury with a famous last name bringing back measles, plague and god knows what other biblical blights is maybe the perfect representative for our era.
Incompetent, rude, smug, unrepentant, corrupt, cruel, cliche, dumb, ugly, and fake.
Maybe put this image on the Trump 3.00 bill so we never forget.
Dude. Not even Milli fucking Vanilli. That has to sting.
It could only be one of them, so wouldn't that booking have had to have been Milli or Vanilli? Or Milli Sans Vanilli?
😂
When Vanilla Ice is your corner man, you are fucked.