you all know that I used to be drinking buddies with Mary's brother Fred III back in the 1990s, right? no really, it's true. Freddy is a really nice guy and is as smart as Mary
Their father, Freddie Jr., was the only truly decent member of his immediate family.
And his immediate family seems to have hated him for it.
Fred Sr. bullied him out of his first love (flying, including passenger jets) AND his second love (deep-sea fishing) and topped it off by renting one of his worst apartments to him. Donald did what he could to knock Freddie Jr. out of their father's line of succession. Mother Mary didn't seem to do fuck-all to support Freddie Jr. and basically let him die IN HER OWN HOUSE of alcoholism and neglect.
But somehow, Freddie Jr. managed to help turn out two pretty amazing kids. Mary's commitment to the truth, and Freddie III's commitment to his disabled son's healthy and welfare, are very un-Trump-like qualities.
A true mitzvah.* Well done, Freddie Jr.!
* Freddie Jr. joined a Jewish fraternity in college. He was also in the NY Air National Guard—so it's not accurate to say that no Trump has ever served in the military. Freddie Jr. did all the things the rest of the Trumps never do.
I was honestly never sure WHICH of the brothers (Fred or Robert) was Mary's father OR the one who dumped the mashed potatoes on poow widdle bully donny's head. HE had been nonstop tormenting his then 5yr old younger brother (he was 7 at the time) - the parents had given up trying to stop him so the older brother (we now know was Fred Jr.) got SO fed up HE upended a huge bowl of mashed potatoes onto the nasty little spoiled bully's head. Years later, poow widdle donny STILL carried such a grudge he told Freddie the 3rd about his disabled son to 'just let him die, he doesn't recognize you, so move to Florida'. THIS, after cheating both Mary and her brother out of their legitimate inheritance from their grandfather. He talked the others into it - saying that now their father was dead, his children 'didn't deserve' to inherit his share. HOW does anyone think like this - especially when the money was needed to help a disabled child? IF anyone had any doubts about what a monstrosity he is - that story alone should have clued them in.
IDK if he was the youngest 707 captain, but he did fly for TWA.
Fred Sr. said he was just a bus driver in the sky. The amazing thing about that family is not how it produced a monster like Donald, but how it produced Freddie Jr., who tried so hard to do the right thing.
That was Mary's dad when they were kids, right? She writes about it and apparently, Trump has never recovered from the humiliation and the rest of the family laughing at him. And the rest of the world suffers still.
Duh! I did know of Fred III. I googled him. I saw him on news shows during campaign and he was a Kamala guy. I totally forgot and man, what a tangled family.
The three remaining members were visibly moved by Heart's performance, backed by a full choir. To me in his later years Jimmy Page looks like an old Asian guy
I had Led Zepp four on 8-track! We hung the 8-track player on a tree branch on a camping trip back during the Punic Wars and played it on an endless loop. I still think about that trip whenever I hear any of the tracks.
I'm pretty sure that years from now, the lowest most vile expletive one could call another, will be 'trump'. That word would be the one that would get a child to have it's mouth rinsed out with soap, result in detention, standing in a corner, time out, and in some circles shown the belt.
Trump will have entertainers at the WH for his 80th birthday. Not like Obama, no Wynton Marsalis, no Esmeralda Spaulding, Jill Scott, you kidding? Culture is for libruls. Trump is building a 5000 seat arena on the WH lawn for a UFC spectacular. Eight wrestling matches! I hope the event is televised and I hope it's as over the top tacky as I expect. I want his dumbass MAGA base paying over $5 a gallon for gas to see his low-rent Versailles. Let them eat Ring Dings!
Dumbshit DonOld still keeps saying he reduced prices by 600, 700, 800 percent. He musta been sick the day they taught percentages and decimals at Wharton School of Business.
He was probably there, but percentages are beyond his comprehension. Everything went over his head. Actually, through his empty head. Hell, everything is beyond his comprehension.
You got me curious, so I Googled. The south lawn is big, several acres. Both north and south lawns comprise 18 acres. South lawn contains a 2800 sq ft outdoor kitchen.
I won't max out my hatred for him who shall not be named. I keep finding levels of anger I didn't think I was capable of. It's also directed at the voters who put him in office, the voters who stayed home, the racists and the Extreme Court who thinks Donnie is a very special boy.
No idea where you live, of course. However. If you have never been to Alley Spring in Eminence, Missouri, you owe it to mental well-being to go there for a visit. It is my favorite place on Earth so far, and my absolute favorite on this continent. A float trip down the Current or Jack's Fork spring-fed river in a canoe will provide such peace and tranquility that the mad man's name will find no purchase. It is a glorious, breathtaking place. Here's a taste for you: https://www.tripadvisor.com/Attraction_Review-g44341-d274443-Reviews-Alley_Spring_Grist_Mill_Historic_Site-Eminence_Missouri.html
If #Bumblefuck hears about something so peaceful & serene, he'll trash it, take it over, claim it was already in shitty shape, & build one of his Epstein Distractions on top of it.
You’re awesome Ann! I like your style! You remind me of my wife — she’s also an ass kicker extraordinaire and an excellent processor of information as are you. Glad you’re on our side!
Donnie the Imbecile and his idiot criminal family and grifting stupid administration are floating on an infinity of unplumbed shit. There is no bottom. But I am tracking my loathing up in opposition to each dive they take into the shit. Following Michele Obama, they go low, I go higher. (That's probably not what she meant, but I expect she will understand.)
What I put in truth social the other day. Had to be careful to not sound like I was going to 86-47:
Don-When this is all over and we've managed to salvage our democracy (or not) --your ugly buildings, arches, golden statues, name, image, likeness, and signature--will be torn down, shredded, and stomped into the ground. Your name will be disparaged, your family's fortune will be wrestled from their grip, and the gop lawmakers and oligarchy will be driven out. You don't care because you live in the here and now, but we will remember your reign. History has its eyes on you forever--as the most narcissistic, egomaniacal, unhinged, and unhealthy "leader" this country has ever seen.
You're right. I have NEVER seen a single response to my posts which means my comments are hidden away so as not to insult any maga's fee-fees. I asked a family member who is a trumper to check her TS to see if my stuff was even there, and she said it was.
So, now the WH lawn is going to be destroyed? Maybe we'll have some giant trucks driving over each other, followed by a crash derby (symbolic of the current state of the US), and then somebody could, I don't know, light a giant bonfire that blows all the shit up?
His sycophants will find a way to make the bleachers look filled with people wearing red hats 24/7, always there cheering for him. His fantasy "come true" Lol
Not to give them any ideas, but how long before they’re taking people out of prison or ICE camps to fight lions in this arena? Dehumanization is advancing fast.
He manages to sink a little lower each day if that is even possible......VOTE BLUE or this will be a continuing "Slop Opera" with his cast of degenerates.......This summer join up with your local DNC, community, or any other groups to make sure the message is loud and clear.
I'm wondering if the grand plan touted by Steve Bannon to end free and fair elections is unfolding before our eyes beginning with Louisiana. Are there no guardrails anywhere now that the pro-Trump SC has issued their ruling.
I'll be wishing on stars from now until that awful spectacle for a deluge, the likes of which no one has ever seen before, to descend on DC. Maybe, just that part of DC so no one else suffers the debilitating storms that day.
The UFC has a contract with Paramount, now. All events are free to watch on Paramount Plus for subscribers. I watch most events, but I may skip this one
I think Kegsbreath is living his best life right now, getting to blow things up, fire career military leaders, take his Not Even Close to a Kid Rock bestie on a tour of the the Pentagon and introduce him to "his" soldiers. It's his dream come true.
Hey, I thought Kid Schlock was RFK Jr's bestie first. Didn't they recently work out together on stationary bikes and snort each other's man sweat to show Bad Bunny what real men do?
I have an aunt who lives in The Villages. I haven't had ANY contact w/ her since 2016. She blocked ME, because I was "STUPID" for not supporting #Bumblefuck.
Then, her second husband got all bent out of shape when he told me (get THIS!) that, while serving in Afghanistan, THEY INVITED HIM TO WATCH A BEHEADING, & I told him he was a lying sack of shit. He actually CALLED ME, & SCREAMED AT ME! 🤪
Kai Trump: "One time I was out in public and blah blah blah."
Oh, my goodness, she goes out in public sometimes! Just like us! And what happens? She is accosted by a peasant. Eww!
Oh just fuck right off, with the rest of your worthless, loathesome, thieving, corrupt, kids cancer charity robbing family. And be sure to take Grampy Shitweasel with you. We the people sure as hell don't want him.
But no, history tells us that the third generation loses everything the grandparents worked to create. They are all spoiled, selfish, privileged, and lazy children who think they deserve being taken care of forever.
Well, exactly. I think she's a star in her own mind and if she hasn't sneered yet at some commoner "Do you know who I am?", she will. And if there is a god, they will say no.
Sadly, Trump IS correct in his meme that he has "all the cards"--but what sucks for US is he's playing poker with world class tournament champion players using UNO cards, while they are using a traditional deck.
Jeff, just saying after watching the performance at the Villages.. He’s fucking insane.. when will the rest of America say… enough is enough. Laughing Pines should be sending fine young men in white starched uniforms to Mar el Lardo for at least a 72 hour hold for a mental evaluation. Best to All Fellow Travellers.
Seems appropriate to blast "Live and Let Die" at a retirement community. MeidasTouch reported there were about a thousand attendees. How many were paid to be there?
They should have locked the doors when it was time for him to leave The Villages and let the residents tear him to pieces for saying, "I'm much younger than you...Look at you old guys!" What an asshole! Do you think he really sees himself as young and vital? He's beyond delusional.
Is it time yet? While we're re-drawing maps, can we just draw one for MAGATland vs. The United States of Saneville? We need a divorce. Irreconcilable differences.
Keep it up, Jeff! As this shit spirals more out of control with each passing minute, your brilliant assessments are needed more than ever! Everyone Is Entitled To My Own Opinion indeed!!!
The corporate media is still pretending he's being funny, coy, or sarcastic when he makes delusional comments that he wholeheartedly believes. Truly nausea-inducing.
They need to knock it off. Everytime Trump does something they can't ignore I imagine I hear this heaving sigh from talking heads and beltway journalists as they are forced to acknowledge that Trump did something very bad. It's soooo much more comfortable for them if they can pretend everything is okey-dokey.
Well, technically, since he won the 2020 election, he's right. But if he won his second term in 2020, then he should have been prohibited from running in 2024. (Pretzel logic, I know.)
I love that the woman in the reflecting pool is resting her arm on water. 🙄 And who’s the guy on the left…don’t recognize him. Same ugly face of trumpolini though. It is clear to me that his brain is as rotten as his hand!😝
Thanks Jeff for making me feel less stupid because I didn’t recognize her either. It seems like the other guy is one of his billionaire cabinet members that’s from one of the northern nazi states like Wyoming or Montana (ok, if you guys don’t like being called nazi states then maybe get rid of their nazi camps up there and I’ll modify my post to say “former nazi states”). (Seems like Idaho might need to be included)
Dang, I think that's Doug Burghum, Sec. of the Interior. Responsible for converting all federal lands and natural resources to oil fields (and fucking over tribes) in the name of "energy independence." We need to add a few sharks to that pool.
Thank fuck trumplestein Isn’t wearing speedos🤢🤮As IF he looks Remotely like that! Fuckwit Really has an obsession re- Prez Obama! (Me too -but in a good way)
I think it was Aaron Parnas who guessed it might be Brooke Rollins, current Ag Sec'y. Who has had a very successful year kicking 4.3 million people off of food stamps.
Re the reflecting pool, the first thing that came to mind was an old internet ad that asked, “Does your poop sink or float?” Just change poop to turd(s)and in this case, it would be both. Now, all the Park Service has to do is flush and thoroughly clean the reflecting pool of all the excrement we’re seeing in it with this idiotic picture that sundowning daddy posted.
Melania just said “all of this is tarnishing my good name”.
Your name is Trump.
A name that will truly live in infamy. Except for Mary, it seems that all of 'em are too stupid to realize that.
Yes, there are two paths you can go down
But in the long run
There's still time to change the road you're on
-Led Zeppelin
Nuh. Not for them
Mary got all of the brains available to that family. 600% of the brains.
you all know that I used to be drinking buddies with Mary's brother Fred III back in the 1990s, right? no really, it's true. Freddy is a really nice guy and is as smart as Mary
Their father, Freddie Jr., was the only truly decent member of his immediate family.
And his immediate family seems to have hated him for it.
Fred Sr. bullied him out of his first love (flying, including passenger jets) AND his second love (deep-sea fishing) and topped it off by renting one of his worst apartments to him. Donald did what he could to knock Freddie Jr. out of their father's line of succession. Mother Mary didn't seem to do fuck-all to support Freddie Jr. and basically let him die IN HER OWN HOUSE of alcoholism and neglect.
But somehow, Freddie Jr. managed to help turn out two pretty amazing kids. Mary's commitment to the truth, and Freddie III's commitment to his disabled son's healthy and welfare, are very un-Trump-like qualities.
A true mitzvah.* Well done, Freddie Jr.!
* Freddie Jr. joined a Jewish fraternity in college. He was also in the NY Air National Guard—so it's not accurate to say that no Trump has ever served in the military. Freddie Jr. did all the things the rest of the Trumps never do.
I was honestly never sure WHICH of the brothers (Fred or Robert) was Mary's father OR the one who dumped the mashed potatoes on poow widdle bully donny's head. HE had been nonstop tormenting his then 5yr old younger brother (he was 7 at the time) - the parents had given up trying to stop him so the older brother (we now know was Fred Jr.) got SO fed up HE upended a huge bowl of mashed potatoes onto the nasty little spoiled bully's head. Years later, poow widdle donny STILL carried such a grudge he told Freddie the 3rd about his disabled son to 'just let him die, he doesn't recognize you, so move to Florida'. THIS, after cheating both Mary and her brother out of their legitimate inheritance from their grandfather. He talked the others into it - saying that now their father was dead, his children 'didn't deserve' to inherit his share. HOW does anyone think like this - especially when the money was needed to help a disabled child? IF anyone had any doubts about what a monstrosity he is - that story alone should have clued them in.
At the dawn of the jet age Fred was the youngest Boeing 707 Captain. I think he flew for TWA.
IDK if he was the youngest 707 captain, but he did fly for TWA.
Fred Sr. said he was just a bus driver in the sky. The amazing thing about that family is not how it produced a monster like Donald, but how it produced Freddie Jr., who tried so hard to do the right thing.
I stand corrected. We'll add Freddy and his nuclear family to the normal, good people column. His poor kids have that name, tho.
Could be worse. Epstein 😂
He had to be smart because he dumped a bowl of mashed potatoes on his brother's head. Unfortunately, he forgot to use a sledgehammer for delivery.
That was Mary's dad when they were kids, right? She writes about it and apparently, Trump has never recovered from the humiliation and the rest of the family laughing at him. And the rest of the world suffers still.
A normal family with a sense of humor would have laughed and told Donny the little bully that he got what he deserved.
Yes.
HaHaHaHaHa!
Fun fact! That branch of the family tree got the good genes.
They are in the deep end of the gene pool. The rest are in the shallow end
🤣🤣🤣
I never knew of Fred (Mary’s brother). I’ve only read of Fred (Mary’s dad). Interesting.
Duh! I did know of Fred III. I googled him. I saw him on news shows during campaign and he was a Kamala guy. I totally forgot and man, what a tangled family.
Also, I almost forgot to thank Jeff for the McCrushnuts post. Smiles galore.
I know I would have drank with Fred but I got sober in 1977. I feel terrible about how he was treated-but the felon is an equal opportunity destroyer.
😳
Joyce that was GREAT!!!
Maybe even 700, 800%
Love it!
lol
😂
Awesome Doc! A little Led Zeppelin never hurt anyone and, actually, inspired millions. I like it!
I love Led Zep.
Mary Trump is smart, strong and doesn’t take crap.
On my playlist, had the original album back in the day. Also have the cover by Heart live at the Kennedy Center doing their tribute. So good
The three remaining members were visibly moved by Heart's performance, backed by a full choir. To me in his later years Jimmy Page looks like an old Asian guy
I just watched that last night! I cried too.
Same, Maui, and I still get emotional when I hear it. Chills . . .
I’ve watched that video of Heart performing Stairway to Heaven for the KENNEDY CENTER Honors show a hundred times and never tire of it 🥲
Still have my original copy! It’s a Classic to be sure!
I had Led Zepp four on 8-track! We hung the 8-track player on a tree branch on a camping trip back during the Punic Wars and played it on an endless loop. I still think about that trip whenever I hear any of the tracks.
DEFINTIELY NOT Doc!
This is from someone on Malcolm Nance's Substack Podcast.
"There once was a chump named Trump Who's head was stuck in his Rump It developed a boil He drilled it for oil And charged you to keep up the pump."
😂😂😂🦈🦒🧸🐫
😂😂
That name comes pre-tarnished.
“Whore” is a good name?!
Boom!
I'm pretty sure that years from now, the lowest most vile expletive one could call another, will be 'trump'. That word would be the one that would get a child to have it's mouth rinsed out with soap, result in detention, standing in a corner, time out, and in some circles shown the belt.
The whole world has seen her nude, greasy Lesbian cosplay photos. I kinda think her name was trash before she was dumped on Trump.
Aww...Melania is besmirched. And nobody knows smirch better than that herd of miscreants squatting in the People's House.
She still thinks it's Knaus.
😄😄😄
Like there’s Anything Good about the Slovakian rent a ho wife Mike! UGH!
Just FYI, she's from Slovenia, not Slovakia.
Don’t .Care.
You win thw internet today, Dr Hammer.
(Jeff is the reigning champion.)
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!
Which in British slang means "fart".
ICYMI:
Trump will have entertainers at the WH for his 80th birthday. Not like Obama, no Wynton Marsalis, no Esmeralda Spaulding, Jill Scott, you kidding? Culture is for libruls. Trump is building a 5000 seat arena on the WH lawn for a UFC spectacular. Eight wrestling matches! I hope the event is televised and I hope it's as over the top tacky as I expect. I want his dumbass MAGA base paying over $5 a gallon for gas to see his low-rent Versailles. Let them eat Ring Dings!
how is there even room for a 5000 seat arena on the White House lawn? I don't think there is
Must be more MAGA math
MAGAmatics?
Dumbshit DonOld still keeps saying he reduced prices by 600, 700, 800 percent. He musta been sick the day they taught percentages and decimals at Wharton School of Business.
All right, he's an idiot. We knew that. What's RFK Jr.'s excuse in *defending* this bogus math?
RFK is an idiot too
15 years as a heroin addict for a start.
He was probably there, but percentages are beyond his comprehension. Everything went over his head. Actually, through his empty head. Hell, everything is beyond his comprehension.
Or he paid the Shapiro kid who took the SAT for him to go to class
Note to self: Find a calculator that does Maga Math.
Buy a calculator, open up the electronics, and reverse the connections
😆
😂
Maganomics.
It's just going to ruin the lawn, and we'll get stuck paying for all that new sod.
Nah, he won’t re-sod, he will pave it over and add more of those ugly tables with yellow striped umbrellas. For fucks sake, make it stop. 🤦🏽♀️
No sod, he'll just pave it over for another fugly patio with umbrellas.
Natch
5,000 MAGA brains could fit easily into a thimble
Good one Bob! I’m sure it’s been said before but bears repeating:
MAGA actually means “Make America Gag Again”
They’ve been doing that a lot lately.
In Germany, it means Make America Go Away.
How many MAGA angels could dance on the head of a pin? Let's have Whacko Webbon and Witchy Paula White fight about it
on the White House lawn. Topless.
I’d watch that!
I don't wanna see Webbon topless
bottomless would be MUCH worse. :-(
In a mud pit. Maybe Melania and ex- Pammie as the tag team.
In a mud pit, dug into the WH lawn.
Don't give Donnie any ideas.
Bam… Bob‼️
That's why we need the ballroom that Presidents have been clamoring for since Franklin Pierce.
Earlier than that. A demand for a ballroom was in Jefferson's first draft of the Declaration of Independence.
🤣🤣🤣
"Life, Liberty and the Purfuit of Ballrooms Moft Royal"
Yeah, but Pierce was a real whiny asshole about it. “I need a safe space. Wah, wah, wah.”
You got me curious, so I Googled. The south lawn is big, several acres. Both north and south lawns comprise 18 acres. South lawn contains a 2800 sq ft outdoor kitchen.
To be fair, this arena will be needed soon for the hunger games, so it won't be a temporary fixture.
A giant toilet bowl.
He can just tear up the street in front. It's too wide anyway.
On the taxpayers' dime, as always.
Every time I think I've maxed out my hatred for that asshole, I find another level.
I won't max out my hatred for him who shall not be named. I keep finding levels of anger I didn't think I was capable of. It's also directed at the voters who put him in office, the voters who stayed home, the racists and the Extreme Court who thinks Donnie is a very special boy.
same
My biggest worry is 1 or 2 SC justices either retire or die which will give Trump/Repubs a big boost towards destroying our country for a lifetime.
Any one of them could be encouraged to retire for the right amount of money. It certainly worries me.
Ironically, the Shallowest Man Who Ever Lived is revealing levels to ourselves that we never knew existed.
And our patience is running out. Actually is out.
Some people feel guilt about it. I figure if a man is trying to destroy your country, it's OK to have hard feelings about him.
I never have guilt about feelings. Feelings are just feelings. No need to attach value judgments.
I decided to just ignore him. Hatred is too corrosive--makes me nauseous. At my age, I just do not have enough time left to devote any of it to him.
Wish I could get Donnie Dimwit outta my head. I can’t even watch a movie, any more, or read anything that’s not on substack. I think I’m possessed.
No idea where you live, of course. However. If you have never been to Alley Spring in Eminence, Missouri, you owe it to mental well-being to go there for a visit. It is my favorite place on Earth so far, and my absolute favorite on this continent. A float trip down the Current or Jack's Fork spring-fed river in a canoe will provide such peace and tranquility that the mad man's name will find no purchase. It is a glorious, breathtaking place. Here's a taste for you: https://www.tripadvisor.com/Attraction_Review-g44341-d274443-Reviews-Alley_Spring_Grist_Mill_Historic_Site-Eminence_Missouri.html
SHHH!! Not so loud!
If #Bumblefuck hears about something so peaceful & serene, he'll trash it, take it over, claim it was already in shitty shape, & build one of his Epstein Distractions on top of it.
I live in North Texas. (Arrgh! No wonder I’m nuts.) I was born in Kansas, though, and that’s a little closer.
You’re awesome Ann! I like your style! You remind me of my wife — she’s also an ass kicker extraordinaire and an excellent processor of information as are you. Glad you’re on our side!
Thank you for nice words!
Same here!
Donnie the Imbecile and his idiot criminal family and grifting stupid administration are floating on an infinity of unplumbed shit. There is no bottom. But I am tracking my loathing up in opposition to each dive they take into the shit. Following Michele Obama, they go low, I go higher. (That's probably not what she meant, but I expect she will understand.)
What I put in truth social the other day. Had to be careful to not sound like I was going to 86-47:
Don-When this is all over and we've managed to salvage our democracy (or not) --your ugly buildings, arches, golden statues, name, image, likeness, and signature--will be torn down, shredded, and stomped into the ground. Your name will be disparaged, your family's fortune will be wrestled from their grip, and the gop lawmakers and oligarchy will be driven out. You don't care because you live in the here and now, but we will remember your reign. History has its eyes on you forever--as the most narcissistic, egomaniacal, unhinged, and unhealthy "leader" this country has ever seen.
You're braver than I am, actually GOING onto LIES SOCIAL.
Unfortunately, I doubt he even READS anyone's responses to his delusional posts on there. He's like a DOG, who TAKES A SHIT THEN WALKS AWAY FROM IT.
You're right. I have NEVER seen a single response to my posts which means my comments are hidden away so as not to insult any maga's fee-fees. I asked a family member who is a trumper to check her TS to see if my stuff was even there, and she said it was.
KP, truth!!
I get it.
I vowed not to read any news today because I am so hyped up and PISSED. My hatred for him is not healthy.
Awesome post Ann ‼️🤭
Thanks!
Ye and me both Ann. And I live in Ireland! (Sigh)
So, now the WH lawn is going to be destroyed? Maybe we'll have some giant trucks driving over each other, followed by a crash derby (symbolic of the current state of the US), and then somebody could, I don't know, light a giant bonfire that blows all the shit up?
Supposed to be temporary, but I'll bet a hundred bucks the bleachers won't come down while Trump is there.
His sycophants will find a way to make the bleachers look filled with people wearing red hats 24/7, always there cheering for him. His fantasy "come true" Lol
Let's pray for rain. Donny's hair won't hold up.
Maybe they’ll have NASCAR too!
What? No rodeo?
💥💥⚡️🔥💥💥⚡️🔥💥💥⚡️🔥
The orange felon likes to see people hurt and suffer.
He couldn't get enough of it on Jan 6.
Then he should jump into the fray for the experience of getting the sh!t kicked out of him.
Not to give them any ideas, but how long before they’re taking people out of prison or ICE camps to fight lions in this arena? Dehumanization is advancing fast.
I will have a self inflicted news black out the 14th of June. There is no way I'm going to watch that nonsense.
I never watch ANYTHING that #Bumblefuck attends. If I tried to, I'm sure I'd end up tossing the tv out the window.
He literally NAUSEATES me.
Good idea!
Are you sure it’s UFC and not KFC?
Ha!
🤣🤣🤣
He manages to sink a little lower each day if that is even possible......VOTE BLUE or this will be a continuing "Slop Opera" with his cast of degenerates.......This summer join up with your local DNC, community, or any other groups to make sure the message is loud and clear.
VOTE VOTE VOTE
I'm wondering if the grand plan touted by Steve Bannon to end free and fair elections is unfolding before our eyes beginning with Louisiana. Are there no guardrails anywhere now that the pro-Trump SC has issued their ruling.
We have to have faith and fight on any level required. We can’t let them steal Democracy.
Maybe there will be a surprise birthday party drone gift presentation? Using new stealth technology.
Why not add Monster trucks you cheesy fools?
I'll be wishing on stars from now until that awful spectacle for a deluge, the likes of which no one has ever seen before, to descend on DC. Maybe, just that part of DC so no one else suffers the debilitating storms that day.
I'm in! Praying for rain.
Or an EF5 tornado....
The UFC has a contract with Paramount, now. All events are free to watch on Paramount Plus for subscribers. I watch most events, but I may skip this one
I unsubscribed to all that shit.
😂😂😂 ding dongs🫠
Not wrestling. Combat sport, which is even worse.
Oh. Ultimate fighting... got it. *retch*
The whole Kid Rock thing… I’m never speechless but damn…
So sad that Kegsbreath only has one friend and it's such a lover. 😂
Loser! I swear I typed 'loser'!
And spellchecker just tried to change it AGAIN to "lower"! Is spellchecker working for MAGA?
Face it Paula: MAGA has infiltrated AI. Now we’re really screwed.
But what you said does work both ways
Because I hear they’re closet gays.
For MAGA it's more artificial stupidity than AI, not that they need any help being idiots
It's natural stupidity
Actual Imbeciles
Dear God, no self-respecting gay man would touch skinny-legged Kid Rock. Not with a ten-foot pole (assuming he had one). That guy is beyond repulsive.
Spellcheck made a Freudian slip!
Lover is far better and explains accurately why in Christ's name NotAKid Rock was there.
Paula we all knew immediately it was another auto correct, which I despise btw. I never to told anyone to duck off.
Yes, I think my spell check drank the D.C. kool aid‼️
😂😂. These lowlifes have to degrade every thing!
Like old blind dogs that piss on everything.
Who's the top and who's the bottom?
ew
Sorry! It's a platonic bromance, they claim
Intrusive thoughts, intrusive thoughts...
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Just another saggy old white dude wasting our money in joyrides. Interesting that Hegseth is, like Trump, captivated by shiny shit.
I think Kegsbreath is living his best life right now, getting to blow things up, fire career military leaders, take his Not Even Close to a Kid Rock bestie on a tour of the the Pentagon and introduce him to "his" soldiers. It's his dream come true.
Hey, I thought Kid Schlock was RFK Jr's bestie first. Didn't they recently work out together on stationary bikes and snort each other's man sweat to show Bad Bunny what real men do?
gross!! 😝
So gross. Maybe they can arm wrestle on the south lawn to see who gets custody of that putrid friendship. 🤢
So inspiring to have a useless ghetto snipe inspiring our military
I Know Susan… Sickening.
They’re a cute couple, though. So happy and stupid together.
What about the song Live and Let die at the villages in FL. ?
I have an aunt who lives in The Villages. I haven't had ANY contact w/ her since 2016. She blocked ME, because I was "STUPID" for not supporting #Bumblefuck.
Then, her second husband got all bent out of shape when he told me (get THIS!) that, while serving in Afghanistan, THEY INVITED HIM TO WATCH A BEHEADING, & I told him he was a lying sack of shit. He actually CALLED ME, & SCREAMED AT ME! 🤪
Kai Trump: "One time I was out in public and blah blah blah."
Oh, my goodness, she goes out in public sometimes! Just like us! And what happens? She is accosted by a peasant. Eww!
Oh just fuck right off, with the rest of your worthless, loathesome, thieving, corrupt, kids cancer charity robbing family. And be sure to take Grampy Shitweasel with you. We the people sure as hell don't want him.
Grampy Shitweasel! That one’s going on my favorites list.
I think eventually, all of the trump grandchildren and beyond will change their names unless they got the grifter gene.
But no, history tells us that the third generation loses everything the grandparents worked to create. They are all spoiled, selfish, privileged, and lazy children who think they deserve being taken care of forever.
Hahahaha Celine, that’s Brilliant.
Who would recognize her?
Well, exactly. I think she's a star in her own mind and if she hasn't sneered yet at some commoner "Do you know who I am?", she will. And if there is a god, they will say no.
Trump is going to have one rare distinction. He's going to take the last TWO slots as the worst president in American history.
Great idea. Worst, and The Absolutely Fucking Worst
Wow, how fucked up is that Daniel? True and just smazing (my fat thumb just misspelled that but I’m leaning into it).
So does that mean Trump is the worst of the worst…or the best at being the worst? I’m confused—
He does insist that he’s the best.
So I guess he’s the bestest of the worstest!
I figure Trump 47 as the worst and Trump 45 as the second worst.
You need to include …. The best in history… the best ever seen….and a lot of very very…very…..
Sadly, Trump IS correct in his meme that he has "all the cards"--but what sucks for US is he's playing poker with world class tournament champion players using UNO cards, while they are using a traditional deck.
I stopped playing UNO when I was 9.
Uno is a card game also utilized for senior citizens with dementia - true story. So, is that his "tell"?!!
We'll still have to pry him out of the Oval Office with a fork lift.
What a great picture I have in my mind of Donny being forcibly removed from the WH by a forklift.
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Jeff, just saying after watching the performance at the Villages.. He’s fucking insane.. when will the rest of America say… enough is enough. Laughing Pines should be sending fine young men in white starched uniforms to Mar el Lardo for at least a 72 hour hold for a mental evaluation. Best to All Fellow Travellers.
The stoopidest preznit yet
Runs up unprecedented debt
He rapes and he pillages
Then brags at The Villages
Truly a multiple threat
Seems appropriate to blast "Live and Let Die" at a retirement community. MeidasTouch reported there were about a thousand attendees. How many were paid to be there?
Maybe next time he'll play Borrowed Time
How many ended up with severe chest pains?
Well, it IS Florida.
Floriduh
Brilliance, once again.
Not so brilliant. Just noticed I misspelled stoopidest.
Hahaha! Stupid autocorrect.
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They should have locked the doors when it was time for him to leave The Villages and let the residents tear him to pieces for saying, "I'm much younger than you...Look at you old guys!" What an asshole! Do you think he really sees himself as young and vital? He's beyond delusional.
And there u have it, concise and to the point…. Beyond Delusional…
He has his sychophants surrounding him 24/7 telling him everything he wants to hear, and believes that shit.
I think he sees himself like he was floating in that reflecting pool picture!
How did those in attendance react to his foolishness? Are they so senile that they probably even clapped?
Isn't the Villages a kind of culty place?
The Villages is super red, so I'm told. I wonder what they thought of this performance.
Is it time yet? While we're re-drawing maps, can we just draw one for MAGATland vs. The United States of Saneville? We need a divorce. Irreconcilable differences.
And can we join Canada?
That would be lovely, but I don't think they want us!
Good one Marian! — you got me!
Please be advised I will be stealing “what in the small batch artisanal fuck is this?”
Most likely today. If not sooner.
Thanks for pulling that gem back out Steven! God damn, Jeff is funny. Always makes me feel better.
Thank you Jeff and Steven!
My most favorite quote is "the thing that didn't happen the most". I think that is brilliant.
I remember Jeff saying that although I forget what he was referring to. No matter.
He sure has a way with words doesn’t he
Jeff must have a little black book of witty words and descriptions- too funny‼️
I love that one so much too!
I stole it the first time I read it here, too. Almost immediately. It’s so good. So completely perfect.
Keep it up, Jeff! As this shit spirals more out of control with each passing minute, your brilliant assessments are needed more than ever! Everyone Is Entitled To My Own Opinion indeed!!!
During one of those cognitive test brags, he said he'd taken three, one during each of his three terms as president.
Yep. He’s beyond delusional! Thinks he’s serving his third term (and thinks that’s perfectly acceptable)!
The corporate media is still pretending he's being funny, coy, or sarcastic when he makes delusional comments that he wholeheartedly believes. Truly nausea-inducing.
They need to knock it off. Everytime Trump does something they can't ignore I imagine I hear this heaving sigh from talking heads and beltway journalists as they are forced to acknowledge that Trump did something very bad. It's soooo much more comfortable for them if they can pretend everything is okey-dokey.
Well, technically, since he won the 2020 election, he's right. But if he won his second term in 2020, then he should have been prohibited from running in 2024. (Pretzel logic, I know.)
Your sarcasm meter needs recalibration
Thanks, Robert! I’m a brain aneurysm survivor and I can’t always tell when someone is joking.
And it can be really tough to tell these days.
On Earth two maybe 🤔
“Kid Rock” is code for Epstein Island. Pass it on.
That actually makes sense! Good one!
I love that the woman in the reflecting pool is resting her arm on water. 🙄 And who’s the guy on the left…don’t recognize him. Same ugly face of trumpolini though. It is clear to me that his brain is as rotten as his hand!😝
who is the woman supposed to be? the guy looks kinda familiar but the woman I'm drawing a complete blank
The woman who brings her own floatation devices to his parties. She’s from the same place he got his body. 😄
Right. And that place is AI or Photoshop
Precisely.
How fortunate that those floatation devices can be SURGICALLY IMPLANTED these days, eh? 😬
She has the MAGA floatation devices
I’m surprised he still didn’t post himself on the cross with thorns wrapped around his head. 🙄
During his *first* term, someone drew a cartoon similar to that....& HE WAS POUNDING THE NAILS IN HIMSELF.
Wish we could post pics here, so I could share it.
Exactly, how else would she be floating in the deep 3 ft of water! 😄
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What with the arm resting on the water, I'm guessing Jesus' sister?
That's it. She walks AND reclines on water.
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Thanks Jeff for making me feel less stupid because I didn’t recognize her either. It seems like the other guy is one of his billionaire cabinet members that’s from one of the northern nazi states like Wyoming or Montana (ok, if you guys don’t like being called nazi states then maybe get rid of their nazi camps up there and I’ll modify my post to say “former nazi states”). (Seems like Idaho might need to be included)
Dang, I think that's Doug Burghum, Sec. of the Interior. Responsible for converting all federal lands and natural resources to oil fields (and fucking over tribes) in the name of "energy independence." We need to add a few sharks to that pool.
A few?😂😂😂
Is it kkkrazy Laura Loomer?
Thank fuck trumplestein Isn’t wearing speedos🤢🤮As IF he looks Remotely like that! Fuckwit Really has an obsession re- Prez Obama! (Me too -but in a good way)
They ALL Need to GO!
It's Trump, Vance, Rubio, and Burgum. Have no idea who the woman is. Maybe it's Trump's next wife.
She has the chest for it
She was thrown in for good measure as the "token broad". They wanted to use someone much younger, but the AI engine said "bro, no, that's a bad look".
Is it Kristy Noem?
Only if she's sitting on Corey's face
OMG!
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Could be Richard — I think I see a dead dog floating in the background.
I think it was Aaron Parnas who guessed it might be Brooke Rollins, current Ag Sec'y. Who has had a very successful year kicking 4.3 million people off of food stamps.
Re the reflecting pool, the first thing that came to mind was an old internet ad that asked, “Does your poop sink or float?” Just change poop to turd(s)and in this case, it would be both. Now, all the Park Service has to do is flush and thoroughly clean the reflecting pool of all the excrement we’re seeing in it with this idiotic picture that sundowning daddy posted.
Doug Bergum (or however you spell it, he's not worth my time looking it up) Sec of the Interior.
No, I said, the guy on the left. Recognize his face but the body came from his imagination with the help of ai obviously. 🙂
Bingo Bella! You win the door prize!
I hope he's wearing a swim diaper!
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Ewwww.. no way I’m joining them‼️Couldn’t pay me enough 🤬
The guy is Doug Burgum. I'm surprised he didn't make the woman look like Ivanka or some blonde Merde a Lardo bimbo.
So many wishing he would rot in hell, seems the process has begun before he officially arrives- oh wait this is hell already. 😈
Well said Andrea!
I’d rather he rot in prison.
Can’t argue with that.
He WISHES he looked like that in swim trunks!
In MAGA mind he does look like that and that's the problem.
You're right! 👍…( scary but true).
Somebody should make a Truly Realistic Version of this meme! 😊 Seriously! I'd do it but I don't have the no-how.
I'd need a large air sickness bag with mints.
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It's really great being ruled by a gibbering king, isn't it?
LOL can you imagine what would happen to Joe Biden if he bragged at every opportunity about taking a cognitive exam?
Seth- you’re absolutely right- a lot of Republicans would lose their *hit over that‼️