so ... every time I write about Crown Prince Snotwiper, at least one person will email me to tell me it's wrong to go after Elmo's children. however, I don't think it crosses a line to point out that the kid definitely has a penchant for mining for nose gold, and marking his territory with it
He's going to grow up to be a genius who knows how to turn computers off and on. It's a family trad: Errol mined emeralds (or at least sat back while his slaves did the heavy lifting), Elon mines bitcoins and little Qwertyuiop, or whatever his fuckin' name is, mines nose gold.
Do you think that the fact that l'l Elon boogered the desk of the germaphobe prez had anything to do with him sending out the Resolute Desk to be "refurbished"? If I was a bettin' woman. . . .
I don't think it counts as "going after" little X (or whatever horrible thing it is that Elon named that poor child) to acknowledge that he's literally a snot-nosed kid. The fact that he's being trotted out in public (in the Oval Office, for christ's sake) as evidence of Musk's factitious fatherly love is something that should be mocked. It's not disparaging the kid, it's pointing out the disturbing behavior of his incredibly clueless, self-absorbed, actually abusive father. Who puts their son in this humiliating and potentially dangerous limelight? What kind of "family man" does that?
I honestly think he carries that kid around like a human shield or a support animal. Seriously, what little kid wants to spend all day in boring offices?
He certainly has no consideration for his kids that have to go through life with those idiot names. When they legally change their first names they can dump the Musk too
I hadn't thought about that, Heather, but good lord! I can only imagine how thoroughly humiliated the kid will be when he gets old enough to look back on that footage and realize how he looks and what he did.
OTOH....maybe he'll be proud that it was the orange blob's desk....
I am still mulling over what Musk was doing having some of his children and their mom in with his meeting with Modi, that he had instead of Trump. Trump really does not want to do a damn presidential thing does he. Musk wants to do it all, but is this socially appropriate? Modi does not care about his kids unless they are Hindi, they are not worthy of life according to Modi's politics.
He's using the kid as a human shield. It's an age old truck of tyrants and despots to keep from being assassinated, surround yourself with your children or wear them around your head.
The kid shouldn't have been in the oval office in the first place. And secondly, an adult should've been overseeing him more closely to redirect those fingers. 🙄
We’re on the same wavelength. I’ve never thought you were “going after” Elmo’s child. More a description of what he does so artfully. What are the odds those same “complainers” would go “after” someone’s nose picking child in a grocery store touching a goodie they were about to pick up? Said complainants needs to lighten up & enjoy your “Week In Stupid” for what it is and the laughs it gives us
Great sweep of week. Hopefully it’s ok to also mock hegger-the-kegger and Elmo’s Friday oplan briefing party at the pentagon that was a lie propagated by “enemy of people” nyt. Except Wall Street journal confirmed nyt’s Thursday night report an hour after trump and drunk boy lied their asses off Friday morning on live tv. Bet the pentagon’s an extra fun place this weekend as trump goons scour the place for leakers. https://youtu.be/a6m2v_nezDU?si=wue8vz51Meky6AhQ
As well, even Hitler, and Trump, were nose-picker's at some point in time. I've never had a problem going after some of my relatives useless kids doing stupid stuff.
When they complain, I just tell them not to bring them around.
If one is going to have children, other people criticizing them comes with the territory. If Musk, or anyone, doesn't like children being shoved into the spotlight, don't shove them into the spotlight.
And we should make Leon pay for the refinishing of the Resolute desk after his kid wiped his snot on it and Trump freaked and immediately had it sent out.
I'd say that anything that happens in the Oval Office is news. That includes what happens in the pantry just off the Oval Office— where Slick Willie discussed policy with 22-year-old Monica Lewinsky.
You did not cross the line. At all. Daddy pushes him front and center all the time. (Some say as a bul let shield??). He pushed him way out there in that Oval Office episode called “What the Fuck Is Happening to Our Country???” In front of the world. Sorry. His head is going to be so screwed up having that creature as a father, that public comments won’t even count as collateral damage.
They all ARE fucking imbeciles-that’s why they can’t read, write, do math, sing, think critically, be kind….you may add more! YIKES! Thanks for sharing stupid stuff Jeff..it definitely helps to laugh!
Imbred McYokel for the laugh of the week. Picture that kid strumming a banjo in a remake of Deliverance with Smuk delightfully watching all fucked up on Ketamine. Keep 'em coming Jeff. We need these laughs more than ever to help us survive this shitshow.
I'm wondering why they haven't renamed the language; after all there are more Murkuns than Brits. Then the spelling and pronunciation can be redefined ad hoc, fur instance the Florida Departmunt of Ejukathun can ritelee claim to have spelled twelf (or is twelth) kurektly. Jess sayin.
I agree. When I lived in Florida in the late 1960s, I worked with a woman named Hazel. Hazel loved her "colored" maid, who "knew her place." Hazel's son called her at work one day to complain that his algebra teacher at Palm Beach Junior College was "one of them." She was "uppity." Kid probably flunked algebra and blamed her.
So let me tell you a little tale about Social Security last week. The Federal District Judge in Maryland entered a Preliminary Injunction against the DOGE bros looking at and sharing willy-nilly all of our extremely private information in the SocSec databases. So the Acting Director had a big mad and said "well if they canʻt look at the data I guess nobodyʻs going to get their checks." That must have gone over like a lead balloon because late last night I (and probably a zillion other SocSec recipients) received a cryptic email from the press office of SocSec trying to imply that it was the court that was stopping the checks but then there was a "clarifying order" so now he could send out the checks. TOTAL LIE. So if any of you also get these emails from the SocSec press office, read them carefully. They are usually propaganda.
H12th, it’s the SS playing with our SS money. Fucking Jewish Nazi at the helm now puts a lot of us Jews in peril. The old sayings about how Jews control all of the money will be in the forefront.
If you don’t know, the new SSA Administrator was a mid level SSA staff member until he cooperated with DOGE in contradiction to the former SSA head. Suddenly, a person with no significant expertise or management experience became the Leader. So, when the system collapses, the outrage will be great. We paid in via FICA, and we damn well want the payout. In the meantime, watch out as the greedy bastards zero in the SSA bank account (in the Trillion$).
Those emails from Social Security can't be legit. If you get an email it tells you to log into your account @ Social Security.gov. The douche bros can't even get that right. Incidentally I received a letter from Social Security the other day stating they were increasing my monthly benefit amount because they figured my income wrong. They need to keep their grubby paws off.
These fucking prick-headed racist fuckwits seem to have missed noticing the moral arc of civilization over the last 75 years bends away from cruelty. Hard to accept that such brutes walk among us.
It seems that most, during that time, have [somehow] compelled themselves to keep [relatively] quiet about their true, despicable nature - but few have accomplished its repudiation. trumps only lasting impact on the world will be future [if there is such a thing] historians' observance that his "rise" will have mirrored the darkest, most disgusting aspects of human nature - clearly alive and well, in sufficient numbers to potentially de-rail the better angels of humanity, potentially insuring its demise. Especially in light of Progressive apathy, without which we wouldn't be having this conversation, at all. {81 million[+] people voted for Biden, but failed to "see the need", going forward. Hard to understand, and impossible to justify.}
A R C --- regarding the November election, I certainly wouldn't discount the effects of gerrymandering, vote suppression, GOP minions' access to local voting systems since 2020, and most important, Elmo's gaggle of hackers. I don't for one minute think that the orange blob legitimately won the election.
I will never believe that it was a fair and honest election. We all saw the excited groundswell for Kamala. It was electric. People were ready to move into the future. As Jeff might say "there was fuckery."
In the end, what matters is the fact that over 6 million fewer votes were cast for Harris, than were cast for Biden - in the 2020 election. Of course, the GOP has never been shy about stealing every single vote that they can - by all the means you've documented - including the fact that they've never honestly described their simplistic "agenda", because if they had, none but the top 3% of voters would support them, fuckstain maga-minion-cultist-seditionists notwithstanding. When Sanders was asked, years ago, how to countenance this treasonous influence, his response was simple [though not easy.] He said [simply] if they steal 5 million votes - then we must inundate the election with 10 million more. 90 million registered voters [or those who were eligible] failed to vote, in 2024. Again, hard to understand - but impossible to justify. If there are any more elections in the future of this nation, recalcitrant Progressive apathy will share culpability with the brazen stupidity exemplified by cultist minions, alongside leadership of the treasonous cabal of [so-called] republican criminality - but "even money", as to who shares the bulk of the blame...
It surprises me daily, still, how a vast minority of people repressed their vile nature until diaper daddy set them free to spew all their hate and racism and misogynistic views and now here we are. You said it better! 👏👏
They didn't "miss" anything, Neal Stiffelman. They're WELL aware that the moral arc of civilization bends away from cruelty...and it TERRIFIES the living piss out of them!
That's why they keep voting for halfwit scum like Donald Trump and George W. Bush (no, I don't miss him at all!)—they're hoping against hope to turn back that tide so they can keep on feeling comfortable in their Pasty White Male Privilege.
I wonder if the 4 years of Biden merely postponed the inevitable or whether the 4 long years made the rights job more difficult. Yes they have destroyed the nation with tremendous zeal and effort. With the Dems penchant for incremental progress it would take them 120 years to repair the damage.
I can see it now...kids in blue states are being taught science while kids in red states enjoy mandatory school prayer, and learning that the earth is 6,000 years old and that the lizard people living under the airport in Denver are secretly controlling the world.
Hey. Let's not bring Colorado into this. We still are a blue state in spite of the wicked witch representing the Eastern Plains right now. Every time I write to my representatives, I get a thoughtful, intelligent response from Michael Bennet. Haven't heard much drama from Boebert lately. She probably hates that Musk and Trump are getting all the attention.
The diseased minds of every damn oligarch have proven to be more than coincidence. These miserable humans have broken countless laws, hurt innumerable people and taken advantage of publicly provided assets vital to their fortune making desires.
There just doesn’t appear to be a mechanism in place to stop these dirty rat bastards from destroying the world.
If you can’t suck a milkshake through a straw then get a spoon. Milkshakes are meant to be sucked through a straw you two bit tv whore punk assed bitch.
"men' who rely on Jesse Watters to tell them what constitutes a real man probably come from The Little Johnson school of manhood - or, dare I say, Tucker Carlson's ball roasting school of manhood.
I usually avert my eyes when I see pics of Musky and Stinky, but you are right! There is that pre-plasticizing pic of him without the hair transplants going around... He really looks like nerdy goober there.
I walked in a protest in Pueblo, Colorado in February. A woman gave us all paper straws. They felt more like bamboo. Very durable.
Trump said plastic straws are fine because they won't bother sharks as they munch their way through the ocean. He thinks sharks are the only ocean inhabitants. He's an idiot. Of course, you already knew that.
I wake up every day hoping to hear of TRump's demise and that FElon Musk was with him in a fiery crash in one of Musk's Swastikars. The world would rejoice.
Tone deaf. And any person who admires Elon Musk anymore certainly is. I cannot stand that Congress has their thumbs up their collective butt and is doing nothing to block the destruction of our government.
I believe the big prize from dismantling the Dept of Education is twofold. One is the dismantling of the separation of church and state and adding that old rhubarb of prayer in schools and the creation of a Christian Nationalist nation.
The second even bigger to the creeps who have all the money and want more, is the Student Loan Portfolio. There is so much money sloshing around in there, they can’t resist. And we again have victimized our own productive members of our society who were just trying to better themselves and their future families.
America cannot stand through all these attacks. We are growing poorer and poorer by the minute with these oligarchs moving in.
Congress. Grow. A. Spine! Or there will be no need for you either!!
“But the candidates are all the same!” (Say in a whiny voice of a ‘very busy’ college student.” (If this sounds like that’s what I was told when speaking recently to a college student, and I’m bitter then you’re right.)
Oh they have an answer for that too! When I mentioned that nowadays we have smartphones and computers where we can investigate candidates’ policy positions, I was told “There’s too much information; how does someone know what to trust.” (paraphrasing)
It is always my first question when someone is bitching-----DID YOU VOTE? and if so, WHO DID YOU VOTE FOR? If it is trump, then they get a middle finger before I flounce off.
Trump and Musk are both stupid and playing games. I look at each action and surmise if it is legal or not legal. Most of Trump’s Executive Orders are illegal. Those I know the court will cancel in due time, like a month. I get neither worried, nor anxious about those. Each of those illegal Executive Orders constitutes a fraud on the American people. This fraud is rumming rampant. The courts are now intervening, but the court should turn proactive by citing these illegal Executive Orders as contempt against the plain language of The Law that takes taxpayer dollars to mitigate (damages). We the people are the 5th estate that must back up the courts. DOGE has cost us taxpayers $ billions already. We the people pay the bills here. I hear the world’s wealthiest peckerwood*, a derogatory Alabama term for a white person, whining about suffering (equitably I might add) from the anger that the peckerwood* in fact caused. I wish the non tax-paying peckerwood* neither the pain, nor the stain. One does not easily shake off international disgust. Musk will need to change his stripes and become the giver, not the taker. That is Peckerwood’s call. Only Peckerwood* can fix his problems. Peckerwood* has engendered bad will by his cruel actions. Poor, poor pitiful Peckerwood*. https://hotbuttons.substack.com/p/musk-whines-poor-poor-pitiful-me?r=3m1bs
Use of the term peckereood, an inversion of woodpecker, dates to the early 19th century. The Oxford English Dictionary traces the earliest printed use to an Alabama newspaper in 1835. Peckerwood was in use in reference to white people by 1859; it often suggested a white person who was a little off in the head, backward, or poor. The shortened form peck was in use in the same sense in the 1920s. In African American folklore during the 1920s, the woodpecker symbolically represented white Americans, in contrast to the blackbird that cartoonishly represented African Americans.
I remember meeting all the living proofs of the accuracy of terms like peckerwood, white trash, dumbfuckingredneck, etc., back in the Navy 60 years ago - where they all constituted More White Male Morons In One Place At One Time Than I Can Ever Remember. All of them Southern. Southerners are always complaining the rest of us think they're stupid, and then...
The courts are being undermined every single day by tRump & Muskrat. Those 2 are going after the law firms that tried to hold tRump to account & the law firms are folding! Trump also has lots of appointments he can make to the Federal bench. We cannot rely on the courts. It’s up to the people now. Will they be willing to stand up & save our democratic republic? I fear not
Carl, I had been ruminating over how much money DOGE has wasted thru its actions...billions may be right....lost productivity for no reason, termination of vital programs, etc. This has nothing to do with saving money we all have known...this is destroying the government for benefit of E & Putin.
so ... every time I write about Crown Prince Snotwiper, at least one person will email me to tell me it's wrong to go after Elmo's children. however, I don't think it crosses a line to point out that the kid definitely has a penchant for mining for nose gold, and marking his territory with it
Crown Prince Snotwiper is a bit of a mouthful. I just shortened it to BoogerBoy.
He's going to grow up to be a genius who knows how to turn computers off and on. It's a family trad: Errol mined emeralds (or at least sat back while his slaves did the heavy lifting), Elon mines bitcoins and little Qwertyuiop, or whatever his fuckin' name is, mines nose gold.
Do you think that the fact that l'l Elon boogered the desk of the germaphobe prez had anything to do with him sending out the Resolute Desk to be "refurbished"? If I was a bettin' woman. . . .
(○＾▽＾○) Hilarious!
Well done brother.
😂🤣 good one!
😂😂😂😂
🏆🏆🏆🏆
While I see the efficiency in doing that (A+ for you!), it lacks the true specialness that Crown Prince bestows. Maybe Crown Prince Booger-boy?
I love Crown Prince Snotwiper. Every single time I read Jeff’s jewel of a nickname, I just howl. Not too long for me.
That IS a bit snappier.
I don't think it counts as "going after" little X (or whatever horrible thing it is that Elon named that poor child) to acknowledge that he's literally a snot-nosed kid. The fact that he's being trotted out in public (in the Oval Office, for christ's sake) as evidence of Musk's factitious fatherly love is something that should be mocked. It's not disparaging the kid, it's pointing out the disturbing behavior of his incredibly clueless, self-absorbed, actually abusive father. Who puts their son in this humiliating and potentially dangerous limelight? What kind of "family man" does that?
I honestly think he carries that kid around like a human shield or a support animal. Seriously, what little kid wants to spend all day in boring offices?
Elon is so afraid of being assassinated that he carries his child around putting him in the line of fire. That checks out. He's an insecure coward.
Absolutely my read on him toting the little brat around. Usually on his shoulders to make a head shot much more difficult.
Can you say, "The Dead Zone?"
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dead_Zone_(film)
Yes, that’s exactly why he does it and his mother, who doesn’t get to see or be with him objects to him being front and center.
Sympathy for the kid...for now? Maybe. Sympathy for the brood mare who birthed him? No fucking way. She's no different from Melanoma.
The kid seems quiescent. Most little boys would be bouncing off the walls, in my experience. Is he drugged?
Eloon started wearing that kid as a scarf after the world was introduced to Luigi.
That kid may grow up to commit patricide for being given such a stupid "name"
Why should he wait?
🤣😂🤣
Thatta boy, Robert!!
“And if I have a son, I’ll name him…Bill or George or anything but Sue!”
🩷👏🏻💕👍💞🎊
Johnny Cash reference - nice
Have you seen the weird names he has burdening his children with? Proof positive that Musk is a Psycho.
He certainly has no consideration for his kids that have to go through life with those idiot names. When they legally change their first names they can dump the Musk too
I'd say it's proof Musk is a shitty human, to say the least.
A fucked up racist, facist pig!!
I hadn't thought about that, Heather, but good lord! I can only imagine how thoroughly humiliated the kid will be when he gets old enough to look back on that footage and realize how he looks and what he did.
OTOH....maybe he'll be proud that it was the orange blob's desk....
Hopefully, he’ll decide to follow in his 1/2 brother’s footsteps and strike another devestating blow to the sperm donor.
Nah, these kids will never have a challenge in life. They will be like little pashas living off their dad's wealth.
I am still mulling over what Musk was doing having some of his children and their mom in with his meeting with Modi, that he had instead of Trump. Trump really does not want to do a damn presidential thing does he. Musk wants to do it all, but is this socially appropriate? Modi does not care about his kids unless they are Hindi, they are not worthy of life according to Modi's politics.
Exactly.
The stupid incredibly clueless kind! 👍🏻💙
He's using the kid as a human shield. It's an age old truck of tyrants and despots to keep from being assassinated, surround yourself with your children or wear them around your head.
One who needs protection?
Daddy Dearest made him into his human shield. Tough fucking luck, Booger Boy.
Fuck that, Musk uses him as a fucking prop, that makes him fair game.
What I hear is, “this is America! You think a kid is gonna stop us?”
Kids are the preferred targets of a certain type of Fucked up psycho.
Surely there is one around who won’t be deterred by this cowardly use of a child to protect him.
Sadly, pathetically true.
David Bowie sang the song This is Not America for The Falcon And The Snowman movie, Sean Penn and Timothy Hutton.
Not yet. Husk making him into a human shield is believable, and prop even more so. But at the kid’s age, he’s not the one to blame.
The kid shouldn't have been in the oval office in the first place. And secondly, an adult should've been overseeing him more closely to redirect those fingers. 🙄
If Lone Skum didn't shove the kid into our faces, it would be wrong. But the fault for making Snotty a public figure is not yours.
We’re on the same wavelength. I’ve never thought you were “going after” Elmo’s child. More a description of what he does so artfully. What are the odds those same “complainers” would go “after” someone’s nose picking child in a grocery store touching a goodie they were about to pick up? Said complainants needs to lighten up & enjoy your “Week In Stupid” for what it is and the laughs it gives us
The crime is that Elon Musk is killing other people's children by cutting out medicare which is life saving for many of the 70 million people on it.
Great sweep of week. Hopefully it’s ok to also mock hegger-the-kegger and Elmo’s Friday oplan briefing party at the pentagon that was a lie propagated by “enemy of people” nyt. Except Wall Street journal confirmed nyt’s Thursday night report an hour after trump and drunk boy lied their asses off Friday morning on live tv. Bet the pentagon’s an extra fun place this weekend as trump goons scour the place for leakers. https://youtu.be/a6m2v_nezDU?si=wue8vz51Meky6AhQ
As well, even Hitler, and Trump, were nose-picker's at some point in time. I've never had a problem going after some of my relatives useless kids doing stupid stuff.
When they complain, I just tell them not to bring them around.
If one is going to have children, other people criticizing them comes with the territory. If Musk, or anyone, doesn't like children being shoved into the spotlight, don't shove them into the spotlight.
And we should make Leon pay for the refinishing of the Resolute desk after his kid wiped his snot on it and Trump freaked and immediately had it sent out.
I'd say that anything that happens in the Oval Office is news. That includes what happens in the pantry just off the Oval Office— where Slick Willie discussed policy with 22-year-old Monica Lewinsky.
Her only claim to fame was playing sexy with a married man. Neither she nor Bill have any excuse.
so junior is off target? 1st spawn and all? easily lured! already believes he can be potus 48?
cherry on top? most of mankind already don't like the little fuk!
WELL, that idea's a bunch of shit. and "Crown Prince Snotwiper" is the PURRFECT descriptor of who they are.
I call him the Human Shield - you're nicer than I am.
You did not cross the line. At all. Daddy pushes him front and center all the time. (Some say as a bul let shield??). He pushed him way out there in that Oval Office episode called “What the Fuck Is Happening to Our Country???” In front of the world. Sorry. His head is going to be so screwed up having that creature as a father, that public comments won’t even count as collateral damage.
Jeff, you do you.
They all ARE fucking imbeciles-that’s why they can’t read, write, do math, sing, think critically, be kind….you may add more! YIKES! Thanks for sharing stupid stuff Jeff..it definitely helps to laugh!
Imbred McYokel for the laugh of the week. Picture that kid strumming a banjo in a remake of Deliverance with Smuk delightfully watching all fucked up on Ketamine. Keep 'em coming Jeff. We need these laughs more than ever to help us survive this shitshow.
I'm wondering why they haven't renamed the language; after all there are more Murkuns than Brits. Then the spelling and pronunciation can be redefined ad hoc, fur instance the Florida Departmunt of Ejukathun can ritelee claim to have spelled twelf (or is twelth) kurektly. Jess sayin.
"We can't be racist, all of our servants were black".
I can't even... No comment can top the actual quote.
It’s right up there with those fvckheads who were babbling last year about how slavery was good for slaves.
That's Governor FloridaMan to you!
Pretzel Logic?
Steely Dan name taken from William Burroughs euphemism for a dildo.
Love Steely Dan and did not know that. MT, you are full of good info this morning!
In Mike Baron's "Florida Man," (2019) the lady wrestler The Black Dildo's nickname was Danielle Steele.
Indeed M. T. !!
I thought that was common knowledge by now.
Thank you, M.T.! I did not know that very important information! 😃
!! jaw drop
Yep.
Yup. A quote that leaves you gobsmacked🤦♀️
Yep, it's an oldie but baddy. They were like family!
He sure was purtier in them ol' days when Mammy was grooming 'im
I agree. When I lived in Florida in the late 1960s, I worked with a woman named Hazel. Hazel loved her "colored" maid, who "knew her place." Hazel's son called her at work one day to complain that his algebra teacher at Palm Beach Junior College was "one of them." She was "uppity." Kid probably flunked algebra and blamed her.
It’s that old colonialism mentality. We came, we took over your country, bent you to our religion , and we
subordinated you…. aren’t you just as happy as can you be because we “civilized” youse people?
So let me tell you a little tale about Social Security last week. The Federal District Judge in Maryland entered a Preliminary Injunction against the DOGE bros looking at and sharing willy-nilly all of our extremely private information in the SocSec databases. So the Acting Director had a big mad and said "well if they canʻt look at the data I guess nobodyʻs going to get their checks." That must have gone over like a lead balloon because late last night I (and probably a zillion other SocSec recipients) received a cryptic email from the press office of SocSec trying to imply that it was the court that was stopping the checks but then there was a "clarifying order" so now he could send out the checks. TOTAL LIE. So if any of you also get these emails from the SocSec press office, read them carefully. They are usually propaganda.
Not very smart of them to threaten millions of SS recipients—but no one ever said they were smart amirite?!😊
Fucking with SS is way overplaying their hand. It will cause a gray revolt.
We gray hairs and silver seniors will be marching, you can believe that.
We did it in the 60’s and we will do it again!
Well, the frat boys didn’t and they won’t now as I’m certain they are all Maggats.
Oh, it will be one Hell of a lot more than marching. There will be blood!😡😡😡
There was a bit of baton work by the Washington Cops so there was some blood back in the day as well. Lots of tear gas and pepper spray mostly.
Watch the wind and the Cops and plan where you are going to run!
Why do they call themselves the proud boys because of their tiny little dicks?
I have been!!
Between us, the pissed-off veterans and the postal workers(many of whom are veterans) we have an army!
Yep. I literally joined the Gray Panthers yesterday. 💪
Great idea - Iʻll have to look for their web site.
Hell hath no fury like senior citizens who've been screwed over. Try it at your peril, Dudek.
H12th, it’s the SS playing with our SS money. Fucking Jewish Nazi at the helm now puts a lot of us Jews in peril. The old sayings about how Jews control all of the money will be in the forefront.
Absolutely. AARP was right in there telling Dudek to send those checks. He sounds like petulant SOB.
Aren't they all petulant?
If you don’t know, the new SSA Administrator was a mid level SSA staff member until he cooperated with DOGE in contradiction to the former SSA head. Suddenly, a person with no significant expertise or management experience became the Leader. So, when the system collapses, the outrage will be great. We paid in via FICA, and we damn well want the payout. In the meantime, watch out as the greedy bastards zero in the SSA bank account (in the Trillion$).
Those emails from Social Security can't be legit. If you get an email it tells you to log into your account @ Social Security.gov. The douche bros can't even get that right. Incidentally I received a letter from Social Security the other day stating they were increasing my monthly benefit amount because they figured my income wrong. They need to keep their grubby paws off.
These fucking prick-headed racist fuckwits seem to have missed noticing the moral arc of civilization over the last 75 years bends away from cruelty. Hard to accept that such brutes walk among us.
Neal, if the election of the Bloated Yam of Scam taught us anything, it was, “They walk among us.”
“Yam of scam”👌🏻
Walt - sometimes in the most unexpected & disappointing places…
Seriously sad truths Walt!!
Conservatives have Made America Hate Again for years, even before the Yam of Scam came onto the scene
Are you sure..........?
It seems that most, during that time, have [somehow] compelled themselves to keep [relatively] quiet about their true, despicable nature - but few have accomplished its repudiation. trumps only lasting impact on the world will be future [if there is such a thing] historians' observance that his "rise" will have mirrored the darkest, most disgusting aspects of human nature - clearly alive and well, in sufficient numbers to potentially de-rail the better angels of humanity, potentially insuring its demise. Especially in light of Progressive apathy, without which we wouldn't be having this conversation, at all. {81 million[+] people voted for Biden, but failed to "see the need", going forward. Hard to understand, and impossible to justify.}
A R C --- regarding the November election, I certainly wouldn't discount the effects of gerrymandering, vote suppression, GOP minions' access to local voting systems since 2020, and most important, Elmo's gaggle of hackers. I don't for one minute think that the orange blob legitimately won the election.
I will never believe that it was a fair and honest election. We all saw the excited groundswell for Kamala. It was electric. People were ready to move into the future. As Jeff might say "there was fuckery."
In the end, what matters is the fact that over 6 million fewer votes were cast for Harris, than were cast for Biden - in the 2020 election. Of course, the GOP has never been shy about stealing every single vote that they can - by all the means you've documented - including the fact that they've never honestly described their simplistic "agenda", because if they had, none but the top 3% of voters would support them, fuckstain maga-minion-cultist-seditionists notwithstanding. When Sanders was asked, years ago, how to countenance this treasonous influence, his response was simple [though not easy.] He said [simply] if they steal 5 million votes - then we must inundate the election with 10 million more. 90 million registered voters [or those who were eligible] failed to vote, in 2024. Again, hard to understand - but impossible to justify. If there are any more elections in the future of this nation, recalcitrant Progressive apathy will share culpability with the brazen stupidity exemplified by cultist minions, alongside leadership of the treasonous cabal of [so-called] republican criminality - but "even money", as to who shares the bulk of the blame...
It surprises me daily, still, how a vast minority of people repressed their vile nature until diaper daddy set them free to spew all their hate and racism and misogynistic views and now here we are. You said it better! 👏👏
They didn't "miss" anything, Neal Stiffelman. They're WELL aware that the moral arc of civilization bends away from cruelty...and it TERRIFIES the living piss out of them!
That's why they keep voting for halfwit scum like Donald Trump and George W. Bush (no, I don't miss him at all!)—they're hoping against hope to turn back that tide so they can keep on feeling comfortable in their Pasty White Male Privilege.
I wonder if the 4 years of Biden merely postponed the inevitable or whether the 4 long years made the rights job more difficult. Yes they have destroyed the nation with tremendous zeal and effort. With the Dems penchant for incremental progress it would take them 120 years to repair the damage.
I can see it now...kids in blue states are being taught science while kids in red states enjoy mandatory school prayer, and learning that the earth is 6,000 years old and that the lizard people living under the airport in Denver are secretly controlling the world.
Hey. Let's not bring Colorado into this. We still are a blue state in spite of the wicked witch representing the Eastern Plains right now. Every time I write to my representatives, I get a thoughtful, intelligent response from Michael Bennet. Haven't heard much drama from Boebert lately. She probably hates that Musk and Trump are getting all the attention.
At this point lizard people would be an improvement
Lest we forget, muck's daddy has 2 yes 2 children by his stepdaughter
The quote about Barack and Michelle by Elmo’s daddy tells you all you need to know about how Elmo was raised.
Skippy's dad got his stepdaughter preggers/relax he made her an honest frau/with family tree shaped like a wreath/Skippy's his own grandpa.
The diseased minds of every damn oligarch have proven to be more than coincidence. These miserable humans have broken countless laws, hurt innumerable people and taken advantage of publicly provided assets vital to their fortune making desires.
There just doesn’t appear to be a mechanism in place to stop these dirty rat bastards from destroying the world.
It’s up to us.
Amsterdam!
Haha, that may get Smuk in even better with some MAGAts
What is smuk????
Lone Smuk, an anagram for you know who
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rotten apple didn't fall ...
Eeeww!
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What the fuck?!?!
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The muskratf¥ck wears his children like strategically placed shields over his vital organs and major arteries.
X is definitely his shield from those who hate his being Cathy!!
If you can’t suck a milkshake through a straw then get a spoon. Milkshakes are meant to be sucked through a straw you two bit tv whore punk assed bitch.
"men' who rely on Jesse Watters to tell them what constitutes a real man probably come from The Little Johnson school of manhood - or, dare I say, Tucker Carlson's ball roasting school of manhood.
didn't red stripe paper straws come in 3 sizes?
1 little skinny straws so the girls looked more like ...?
2 medium size with same recognizable red stripe for sodas and such? (the kind where syrup and carbonated water were drawn then mixed with a spoon?
3 the grandotos of all! half again larger made for speed slurping and brain freezing effects that gave some a feeling of accomplishment.
while the rest of us could enjoy our malted milkshake as intended FROZEN not melted.
“so the girls looked more like …” what?
It’s pretty funny that President Elmo has a cleft chin in phony picture #1, but none of the others. What a goober.
I usually avert my eyes when I see pics of Musky and Stinky, but you are right! There is that pre-plasticizing pic of him without the hair transplants going around... He really looks like nerdy goober there.
I'm proud to say that I suck on a PAPER Straw!!
Yes! I have stainless steel ones too.
I walked in a protest in Pueblo, Colorado in February. A woman gave us all paper straws. They felt more like bamboo. Very durable.
Trump said plastic straws are fine because they won't bother sharks as they munch their way through the ocean. He thinks sharks are the only ocean inhabitants. He's an idiot. Of course, you already knew that.
I wake up every day hoping to hear of TRump's demise and that FElon Musk was with him in a fiery crash in one of Musk's Swastikars. The world would rejoice.
Rather than a crash, it would be fitting if they were in a Cyberwhatthefuck that spontaneously combusted and then exploded.
Spontaneously combusted and burned slowly with the doors autolocked and the Secret Service unable to break in.
That’s how Jilly Rizzo, Frank Sinatra’s best friend checked out. In his Jag in the middle of a Palm Springs intersection.
Either, or!👍
Tone deaf. And any person who admires Elon Musk anymore certainly is. I cannot stand that Congress has their thumbs up their collective butt and is doing nothing to block the destruction of our government.
I believe the big prize from dismantling the Dept of Education is twofold. One is the dismantling of the separation of church and state and adding that old rhubarb of prayer in schools and the creation of a Christian Nationalist nation.
The second even bigger to the creeps who have all the money and want more, is the Student Loan Portfolio. There is so much money sloshing around in there, they can’t resist. And we again have victimized our own productive members of our society who were just trying to better themselves and their future families.
America cannot stand through all these attacks. We are growing poorer and poorer by the minute with these oligarchs moving in.
Congress. Grow. A. Spine! Or there will be no need for you either!!
I wonder if jesse uses that same straw for felching trump. (look it up. or don't)
I think I’m gonna barf!
Mark you gave us the option, now you live with the results. 😆
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EW!!!
Enjoyed Walz response, no need for search Mark!
I looked it up, Mark. Now I wish I hadn't! 🤣🤮
Urban dictionary came in real handy.
“Mother, I learned a new word today!”
We have a saying here where I am: No vote cast, no fucking grumbling! Geez.
“But the candidates are all the same!” (Say in a whiny voice of a ‘very busy’ college student.” (If this sounds like that’s what I was told when speaking recently to a college student, and I’m bitter then you’re right.)
Intellectual laziness
Oh they have an answer for that too! When I mentioned that nowadays we have smartphones and computers where we can investigate candidates’ policy positions, I was told “There’s too much information; how does someone know what to trust.” (paraphrasing)
And stupidity, Walt. Lots of stupidity.
not just laziness - but lack of interest in what’s going on in the world….”let me just play my video games, leave me
alone!”. sticking their heads in the sand
It is always my first question when someone is bitching-----DID YOU VOTE? and if so, WHO DID YOU VOTE FOR? If it is trump, then they get a middle finger before I flounce off.
Trump and Musk are both stupid and playing games. I look at each action and surmise if it is legal or not legal. Most of Trump’s Executive Orders are illegal. Those I know the court will cancel in due time, like a month. I get neither worried, nor anxious about those. Each of those illegal Executive Orders constitutes a fraud on the American people. This fraud is rumming rampant. The courts are now intervening, but the court should turn proactive by citing these illegal Executive Orders as contempt against the plain language of The Law that takes taxpayer dollars to mitigate (damages). We the people are the 5th estate that must back up the courts. DOGE has cost us taxpayers $ billions already. We the people pay the bills here. I hear the world’s wealthiest peckerwood*, a derogatory Alabama term for a white person, whining about suffering (equitably I might add) from the anger that the peckerwood* in fact caused. I wish the non tax-paying peckerwood* neither the pain, nor the stain. One does not easily shake off international disgust. Musk will need to change his stripes and become the giver, not the taker. That is Peckerwood’s call. Only Peckerwood* can fix his problems. Peckerwood* has engendered bad will by his cruel actions. Poor, poor pitiful Peckerwood*. https://hotbuttons.substack.com/p/musk-whines-poor-poor-pitiful-me?r=3m1bs
Use of the term peckereood, an inversion of woodpecker, dates to the early 19th century. The Oxford English Dictionary traces the earliest printed use to an Alabama newspaper in 1835. Peckerwood was in use in reference to white people by 1859; it often suggested a white person who was a little off in the head, backward, or poor. The shortened form peck was in use in the same sense in the 1920s. In African American folklore during the 1920s, the woodpecker symbolically represented white Americans, in contrast to the blackbird that cartoonishly represented African Americans.
I remember meeting all the living proofs of the accuracy of terms like peckerwood, white trash, dumbfuckingredneck, etc., back in the Navy 60 years ago - where they all constituted More White Male Morons In One Place At One Time Than I Can Ever Remember. All of them Southern. Southerners are always complaining the rest of us think they're stupid, and then...
donnie boy's entire life was built on the frauds of his grandfather and dad
The courts are being undermined every single day by tRump & Muskrat. Those 2 are going after the law firms that tried to hold tRump to account & the law firms are folding! Trump also has lots of appointments he can make to the Federal bench. We cannot rely on the courts. It’s up to the people now. Will they be willing to stand up & save our democratic republic? I fear not
WHAT THE FUK IS EVERYONE AFRAID OF?
Carl, I had been ruminating over how much money DOGE has wasted thru its actions...billions may be right....lost productivity for no reason, termination of vital programs, etc. This has nothing to do with saving money we all have known...this is destroying the government for benefit of E & Putin.