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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

today in Shit That Happened While I Was Busy Writing This Shit—

"Trump’s Board of Peace plans to grant itself sweeping immunity, documents show"

https://www.theguardian.com/law/2026/jun/27/board-of-peace-legal-immunity-un

wait, the Board of Peace needs blanket immunity? that doesn't sound very peaceful to me, does it

Wendy The Druid 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

Well Jeff, we are at fucking war again. As if you should be surprised by this (I am actually NOT surprised at all by this).

https://thistleandmoss.com/p/what-survives-the-morning-and-now-we-are-at-war-again-thanks-donnie-poopypants

Saturday morning, before most of America had its coffee, drones crossed into Bahrain. Sixty days into a ceasefire the President signed his own name to. And it's already coming apart at every seam. This administration treats a truce like a press release — announce it, photograph it, forget it the second it stops being useful. People in the Gulf woke to sirens. We woke to the same damn machinery, grinding.

Honestly Uncle Jeff, and everyone else who reads....Fuck this shit. I am sick and tired of reporting on the ending of a war that will never come.

Tess's avatar

Spot on Wendy! Agree!!!!

Wendy The Druid 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

Tess, if no one ever registers for my publication ever again, and no one ever converts to a paid sub ever again, at the end of my time, you will always be here. And for that I am immensely thankful. Readers keep us going. More people should read more. :)

Tess's avatar

❤️❤️

SPW's avatar

Same here.

Bob Bowden's avatar

The bombing will continue until feelings of love and peace emerge from the smoking rubble

Pam Humphrey's avatar

Is the rubble smokin’? Time to let him burn. Love and peace don’t have a chance in Trump World.

Larry Bushard's avatar

The end of the war will not come in my lifetime!

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

As I'm sure Trump will point out, it's lasted a lot shorter than the Hundred Years War.

Marshall Geer's avatar

Give it time. 🤪

Unity In Defiance's avatar

Hmm sounds like the League of Losers wanna perform more crimes than they do “peace” to no surprise of anyone.

Also of no surprise to anyone: the “Great American Fair” seems to be predictably turning into the Great American Flop.

Here’s to hoping the protests planned in DC today overwhelmingly overshadow that shitshow.

Linda Weide's avatar

No it does not. Of course, according to Orwell's "1984" War is peace. So, we get what it means.

Yikes on Vance slapping his Pregnant wife's knee. Who got her pregnant one wonders. Or, maybe he does not touch her much during the pregnancy. Yikes!

Glad to see you and Claudia got around, and you have been able to write so much! Amazing.

Chris Hierholzer's avatar

Slapping her knee is foreplay. He's such a sexy beast!

Linda Weide's avatar

Chris, the woman must be quite disturbed, breeding children for him to send to an Opus Dei school. Yikes for them.

Richard Von Busack's avatar

Ladies can't resist him! As if they had a choice!

Chris Hierholzer's avatar

I think Steven Miller is worse.

Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

Probably the most sexually unappealing human being on earth.

barb's avatar

Only necropheliacs could find him remotely appealing.

HI2thDoc's avatar

That's Hegseth's MO. Or a roofie

Lisa Bieber's avatar

Perhaps he vacuums her

SPW's avatar

That’s his special couch foreplay before he attacks his poor upholstered victim. Like you, I wondered too who her sidepiece might be. The idea of having to share a bed with him just feels creepy as hell 🫨.

Eileen's avatar

😆😆😆

barb's avatar

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮!!!

Jan Moon's avatar

It's better than, "Get in the backseat."

Steve in SoCal's avatar

If JD got her preggers, it was via turkey baster

Linda Weide's avatar

Is that what we are calling his penis? Or, are you thinking he is being Musklike?

Steve in SoCal's avatar

No, the other AI (artificial insemination)

Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

She probably got pregnant with a turkey baster.

Mike Hammer's avatar

If he was a doctor he would be an immunologist.

-Comment-'s avatar

At least Mitch McConnell hasn’t done anything stupid since he was driven to the hospital a few weeks ago. He breathing?

DJ Headthrob's avatar

He's attempting to explain his non-impeachment vote to St. Peter before taking the express elevator down.

Richard Von Busack's avatar

While I'm pretty sure the devil (a movie fan) will assume the form of Vincent Price to welcome Daffy Don, Moscow Mitch merits only Laird Cregar, if that. George Zucco.

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

Trump's looking forward to it. He'll be reunited with his father and Roy Cohn.

DJ Headthrob's avatar

Or, more appropriately, Yertle the Turtle.

Jerry Bier's avatar

That's not disturbing at all... S/

Let's see, no oversight, no chance of prosecution, and no accountability. Sounds like another slow-moving coup to me.

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

If Trump invokes immunity for the Board of Peace, that means they're about to do something illegal under his leadership.

Jerry Bier's avatar

Something more you mean? The corruption is so thick, you can't imagine it getting any worse... But, I assure you, it will until we remove every element of Trump's failed two terms that he never should have had.

Geoff Boyarsky's avatar

More like the Board of Pieces, as Trump and his pals decide which techbro or broligarch gets which piece of Gaza and which vendors gets which contract, and what percentage gets kicked back to the chairman. The fox is running the henhouse folks, I pity the hens.

DJ Headthrob's avatar

We haven't heard much from the Bored of Peace. Maybe he put all the membership dues in DJT Media?

Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

From what? What does it do? Is it going to be a repository of Trump's crimes?

Unity In Defiance's avatar

Couch Cassanova awkwardly patting Usha’s knee: "Does this pink fabric come in upholstery?

Because I do."

HI2thDoc's avatar

From yesterday, but since Jeff mentioned him:

That phony and creepy Vance

Did not even rate a glance

From Qatar's prime minister

JD is too sinister

For giving that couch no chance

Wendy The Druid 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

I lol'ed. Although we really shouldnt kink shame vance....well maybe...its ok to kink shame him. Actually fuck it. I say do it.

DJ Headthrob's avatar

Visions of Chesterfields dance in his head.

Koko in AZ's avatar

I've been wondering if all her pregnancies have been via IVF because ewww!

HI2thDoc's avatar

"Good to see ya" with a tap on the knee. Their lack of rapport makes me seriously question if they have ever had sex

Unity In Defiance's avatar

Usha got pregnant bc she fell asleep on the couch.

Susan Niemann's avatar

Bwaahahahahaaaa!!!!! 😂

Stephen Brady's avatar

Wasn't he Peter Theil's rentboy for a while?

Stephen Brady's avatar

And Usha has her kids and her turkey baster.

Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

I don't want t o think about that.

Susan Niemann's avatar

Seriously. I cant even imagine. 🤮

Richard Von Busack's avatar

Yeah, such speculations could make one give up on sex forever.

Dana Jae Labrecque's avatar

┗(•ˇ_ˇ•)―→ 𝙳𝚘𝚗𝚎!

Pam Humphrey's avatar

I can…arrrgh!

Tess's avatar

😂😂😂😂😂

DJ Headthrob's avatar

On the bright side at least we were spared the sight of him caressing her baby bump.

Richard Von Busack's avatar

Oh, god, he's got to pose for that stupid photo some couples flaunt, where he's behind her shoulder making spaniel eyes, and holding the "baby bump" between his hands like, "I made this! With my ejaculate!"

DJ Headthrob's avatar

I think Orange Jabba may have provided the ejaculate--with an assist from Natalie Harp and Lindsey Graham.

Ellen McKenzie's avatar

OMG. I burst out laughing! Excellent!!!!!

Dana Jae Labrecque's avatar

\( ̄▽ ̄)/

𝙼𝚊𝚍 𝚕𝚊𝚞𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚒𝚗 𝚂𝚊𝚗 𝙵𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚒𝚜𝚌𝚘!

cablecargal's avatar

That makes two of us!

Susie's avatar

Ba dum tiss! 🥁

2Cats2Furious's avatar

So wrong, but I LOL’d. Well played.

Mike Hammer's avatar

Megan Kelly should have been kicked off whatever she does when discussing a 13 year old Epstein survivor she referred to the incident as “getting handsy”.

Bob's avatar

She’s another slimy opportunist who came through the FUX NOOSE School of Shilling.

HI2thDoc's avatar

After Kelly's odious yammering about work ethic, Kyle Kulinski ridiculed her, saying, bitch, you just yak on the internet like me. The average Haitian works many times harder than you.

Bob's avatar

That they do. She hasn’t done an honest day’s work in her life. Would be a shame if she ended up in rehab facility, stuck in bed, with Haitians her only help to eat, bath, shit.

kdsherpa's avatar
3hEdited

And you know what? They would nevertheless work hard to care for her, and treat her with compassion. That's been my experience with Haitians.

HI2thDoc's avatar

She is an awful person who would never ever visit that hypothetical scenario. Being a racist piece of shit occupies all her time and energy

Bob's avatar

I’m not talking about her visiting. If she were in a serious car accident, she very likely would go from hospital to rehab center.

Bob's avatar

Yes, they would.

barb's avatar

Or better yet stuck in bed with absolutely nobody to help her with bodily functions bc all of the hardworking Haitians have been deported.

Bob's avatar

She deserves no less. And where does she THINK (tall order) American work ethic comes from? Same place it comes for everyone else on the planet. If you want to survive, you have to work at something, hunting, gathering, collecting garbage, driving a cab, working in an office, which is no paradise. She has no work ethic. She’s lazy in every way.

Gently, Jack Jones's avatar

Every time I see her, I can’t help thinking that while she’s odious online, in person she’s far more MALODOROUS!!

barb's avatar

She is one despicable POS who will hopefully be sharing a suite in hell with the rest of her ilk!

Joe Witkowski's avatar

Megyna Kelly contributes absolute fucking zero to the U.S. GDP. That racist bitch should get out of this country.

Mr Mild - BlueVotingBastard💙's avatar

Wasn’t Megyn KKKelly part of the group that sued some news org (I don’t remember, I don’t care at this point) for their alleged sexist behavior, and then they made a movie about it with Nicole Kidman as the head Blonde?

Amazing how these trash humans think that their suffering is the only suffering that counts.

I would guess that the name Kelly is Irish in origin. If so, Kelly’s greats- and great-greats would have had the same BS thrown at them 120+ years ago.

Joe Witkowski's avatar

Another Faux phony Roman Catholic hypocrite. Of course the bitch needed an annulment, Newt Gingrich got two. I can’t stand these fucking phonies 😡 😡

6 Yes, Megyn Kelly is a lifelong Roman Catholic. While she has occasionally referred to herself as a "mediocre Catholic," she was raised in the faith and has openly discussed her continued journey with Catholic practices, such as navigating the church's annulment process and frequently commenting on Catholic issues.

DJ Headthrob's avatar

She never quite got-over the "blood leaking everywhere" comment.

Tess's avatar

Great picks today on stupid shit a-holes! You deserve a Nobel prize!

Thanks again for sharing Claudia!❤️

Fastball Fredo's avatar

Couple of items today Jeff… Reporting from yesterday stating that at this Freedom 250 County Fair there is a tent set up on federal property mind you, to give baptisms… are there no churches and preachers in DC to accommodate this flock? Also I am seeing more folks in my feed that publicly preach “the gospel”.. in restaurants, on buses or trains or planes, terminals at airports… I mean WTAF? These street preachers verbally assault folks in enclosed spaces where there is no escape.. reminds me of those “morality mullahs” circulating in Iran.. this is twisted… But to have been expected in reading P2025 we all know the goals. Best to you and fellow travelers.

.......'s avatar

So proud Pennsylvania is not participating at the 250 Fair.

Richard Von Busack's avatar

i'm glad to hear that welcome news about my second-favorite state (California Uber Alles).

arne link's avatar

Religion is always in your face. Remember the Hari Krishnas?

Dr J's Sanity Space's avatar

Yes! I hated going to the airport!!! Also the Jehovah's Witnesses at your door...

Heather Horning Mohr's avatar

One day the Witnesses came and I had the door wide open, so I couldn't pretend I wasn't home. They sikked their timid new recruit on me, and I said I wasn't interested. Poor thing, she looked relieved, and then she asked me about the prayer flags on the porch (my husband is Buddhist Light). She actually LIKED my explanation that the wind blows prayers out to the world. It's all good, but I don't like being preached at. I like Ron Reagan's "Freedom FROM Religion" ads.

Pam Humphrey's avatar

The Praying for Death or at Least Infamy wish list gets longer every day.

arne link's avatar

I've lived in a gated community for a long while and no one is allowed to go door to door. People can't even display political signs. I love it!

HI2thDoc's avatar

Loony Loomer best not use the word face, what with her Mar-a-Lardo plastic remodeling that passes as what was hers

Mingo's avatar

That. Also the queen of proselytizing, Paula White Cain looks like she's going to the same plastic surgeon as the rest of the Mar-a-Lago crowd. These people are tiresome and shrill.

Fastball Fredo's avatar

Mingo, watching Donald fall asleep while surrounded by his people in WH the other day I thought that preacher Paula should have just running up and down the Oval and talking in tongues to wake him up.. but not the case..

HI2thDoc's avatar

Remember when Whacko White chanted in tongues for "angels from Africa" to come and overturn the 2020 election results? Huh, those angels either are from Kenya or they ain't comin'

Fastball Fredo's avatar

Doc that’s why I mentioned preacher Paula and her theatrics.. If you give her $1000 she will say “special prayers” for you.. Another grifter operating out of our WH🤮

arne link's avatar

Now her outside resembles her inside, ugly AF.

Richard Von Busack's avatar

Now, that was a cult! Saluted in music by Mr Francis Zappa, here covered by The Persuasions

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2c9EfRZXglg

Eileen's avatar

I just watched 1971 through music on Apple TV. “Jesus Christ Superstar” was a hit and “Jesus freaks” got in buses and roamed the communities in search of lost teenage kids to convert. I remember the Hari Krishnas at the airport also. The 1960’s peace and love left drugged out people in its wake in the 1970’s. Religion provided an alternative. Nixon prolonged the Vietnam war and everyone was outraged and divided. Just like today. Except our country is now insolvent and the Republican Party and SCOTUS are fascist. Iran will destroy what’s left. Vietnam for total idiots.

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

Tulsi Gabbard remembers them every time she looks in the mirror. (She's a member of the Science of Identity Foundation, an offshoot of the Hare Krishna sect.)

Dave Drell's avatar

Whenever I hear Harekrishna I thing of that Pink Floyd song “Fearless” which sounds like a bunch of Krishna’s but it’s actually not.

Cheryl Salvati's avatar

If I were verbally assaulted, either the taser or the pepper spray would be activated.

Bob's avatar

If one of them tries that shit with me, I’ll use an old bar fight trick: Put my hands in my pockets and then stomp the guy’s foot as hard as I can. While he’s hobbled in pain and being laughed at, I will walk away.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Once again the "party of the Constitution" violates the Constitution. Free-speech extremists don't know what the First Amendment actually says. The very lunatics who scream "religious discrimination" when cake bakers wanna be bigots and pitchers deface their caps regularly defile the concept of separation of church and state, which was codified to PREVENT RELIGIOUS DISCRIMINATION. How to deal with such magnificently un-self-conscious hypocrisy?

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

If a public space is equally open to all such groups, there is no church/state issue.

It sometimes leads to results that get the Christian nationalists bent out of shape:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lA_3wRK-SEg

Grace Kennedy's avatar

Just wait until Satanic schools start asking for vouchers. Oh the cries from the fascists.

HI2thDoc's avatar

I truly despise Paula White

I reserve for her my unbridled spite

She's a charlatan fake

Trying so hard to make

All the blood money in sight

Susan Niemann's avatar

‘good to see ya. how long have you been my wife? HA HA, that’s great.’

And he wants to run for President? 😂😂😂😂

Riley Gaines? WTF? 🤦‍♀️

Megyn Kelly is abhorrent... I despise this racist bitch.

LOVE these selfies...so happy. And good martini, too. ❤️

Bill Corbett's avatar

Well said Susan, well said.

Dave Drell's avatar

Imagine having these 3 over for tea & biscuits ; or perhaps a game of mah jong :

Megyn Kelly

Ann Coulter

Kari line Leavitt

Sue Munda's avatar

I love Claudia’s pictures. You two are so sweet together.

Kay-El's avatar

Trump’s Religious Liberty Commission would like to turn this country into a Christian theocracy. Their jaw dropping report and a chance for public comment can be found here:

https://www.justice.gov/religious-liberty-commission/resources?utm_medium=email&utm_source=govdelivery

Marian Vitale's avatar

I wish this heatwave we are having in Europe had been going on when TFG was here. It might have actually done him in.

Jennifer Eory's avatar

OMG!! Even Helen Keller isn't safe from these screaming idiots!! Yikes!!!

Joyce's avatar

Keller suddenly has their attention, as they're campaigning to institutionalize people who are disabled. Can't decide if this latest lift from Nazi Germany originated with President Nosferatu Miller or RatFuck Kennedy.

Koko in AZ's avatar

Ugh! My passport expires next year. If I have to get one with that photo on it looking like he's saying, "Thank-you, sir, may I have another?" then I'll pay for another one after it's been removed.

Leu2500's avatar

i believe that it is still possible to get an ordinary one. the one with the felon's picture is like a vanity plate.

Lisa Bieber's avatar

Insanity plate?

Bill Corbett's avatar

Mine was too, and I got it replaced about a month ago before there was a chance that MFer’s face would be on it.

Babe Paley's avatar

You can only get it if you apply in person in DC, so it’s easy to avoid.

John Rumble's avatar

Mehgan Kelly

I hope you're prepared to have granny move in and for you to start changing her diaper.

I don't know about anywhere else but in Florida Hatians make up disproportionate percentage of nursing home and health care support.

You know all those great jobs they're stealing from 'Muricans.

Welcome to the land of unintended consequences

Dave Drell's avatar

Let these right wing christofacists wallow in their own crap when you can’t find a healthcare worker.

unfortunately so will we.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Riley Gaines

Goes to great pains

To lay on thick

Her fake Christian shtick

She ought to use her brains

Cyndi's avatar

Love it, but ... Does she have any to use?

HI2thDoc's avatar

Who knows. She's taking the easiest way to wealth and notoriety--by being a right wing judgmental loudmouth

Cyndi's avatar

Fair enough!

Joyce's avatar

I will own up to the fact that I have no idea who the fuck she is. Except now I know she's an "ex-swimmer": does that mean she now sinks instead?

HI2thDoc's avatar

Yes, she is an ex-NCAA swimmer who swam against a transgender athlete Lia Thomas in one race. She tied for fifth place with Thomas and that started her to becoming a conservative activist, since being anti-LGBTQ is the right wing's bread and butter. Gaines and her blond Christian persona made her right for the job and now makes her living as a right wing talking head hatemonger.

Morgan's avatar

Last night (6/26) on the PBS Newshour, GOP Governor of Ohio, DeWine, defended the large Haitian community in Ohio, and in terms that non-rabid Republicans ought to understand - they are really good workers in a state that needs them. He also argued that they should stay in humanitarian terms - families settling into communities should not be forced back to Haiti, which is dangerous at this time.

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/show/trumps-tps-policy-is-a-job-killer-and-bad-for-ohio-gov-dewine-says

Karen Livolsi's avatar

On the whole, DeWine isn’t a total asswipe. That’s meant in the most complimentary way possible. I’m in Ohio often, around the Columbus area, the Trumpers have calmed way the fuck down now that their farms and livelihoods are foundering. Same here in PA. Trump bling is gone here. No pick up truck flag bullshit, no “Fuck your Feelings” bumper stickers. The Earth has shifted under their feet, and they put themselves and their families in dire straits.

They’re getting it now.

Susie's avatar

Thank whatever deity you choose for this small blessing.