The reason I know is because Bill Murray grew up in Chicago across the street from a (very funny, herself) patient of mine, and had recently moved to the Charleston area. He is part owner of the local baseball team, The Charleston Riverdogs. He told her that if he just had three more sons, he could have his own baseball team. That's the only reason I know how many players are on a team.
Actually the team of doctors is the size of a football team that two platoons --eleven on offense , eleven more on defense . The doctors nobody even knows about are the special teams . Who was the doctor he called first when he was admitted for Covid in his first term ? Oh yeah , it was Fauci .
The morons he hired to deal with the algae poured hydrogen peroxide in the pool. A high enough concentration of the stuff strips paint, and obviously, “100-year industrial coating.”
On The Bulwark yesterday, Retired Lt. Gen. Mark Hertling commented that Trump's and Bibi's idiotic war handed Iran "an economic nuke" with permanent control of the Strait of Hormuz.
Jeff, you missed this little story. Elon cashed in this week on his $270 million election tampering project to get Donny elected. One quarter of one $Billion to buy control of our government. Directs Donny and Congress to grant his companies Billions in contracts, paid for by American citizens. Then he leverages these ill gotten contracts into $1 Trillion in his pocket. 0.27 of one Billion becomes 1,000 Billions! In three years. Nice return on investment!
Just a point of order, but Joe Biden left office on January 20, 2025 at 12 noon Eastern Standard Time. So he’s been out of office just 17 months, not more than two years. It just feels like it has been longer. Hell, it feels like it’s been a decade with the all of the shit that has been showered down on We the People.
I will have to alert my niece, who is a pilot for a major airline, about Trump’s insane idea about pilots asking for raises mid-flight. I am quite certain it is something she’s never considered, so I’m sure she’ll be intrigued.🙄
Husbands shouldn't go to the supermarket with their wives? That's going to come as a surprise to my son-in-law. Where does Watters get these crazy ideas? Is he a member of the Male Insecurity of the Month club?
My husband and I do most things as a team but I thank him for not going grocery shopping at all. We end up with twice the ice cream and half the veggies if he's with me. These statements about what men should and shouldn't do are the height of male insecurity and make Jesse Waters even more detestable, if that's possible.
Yeah--poor Jesse is terrified that he'll slip and accidentally out himself. What if straight people avoid fudge because it's gay? (Wait--do gays prefer that dessert, or does the dessert itself have a sexual orientation? What if there's trans-fudge????????) What if visiting fudge candy shops is a secret sign amongst the LGBTQ+ culture? Oh, no!!
Jesse must no sleep very well, worrying about all these super important issues.
It so happens that in the place we always shop, the chip aisle is the first one inside the store. Impossible to escape it. Veggies are at the very back. Obviously, the store owner knows what he's doing.
Well, if you bought a bee house AND a birdhouse you could put them next to each other and figure out what the birds and the bees are all about. Just saying.
I like how succinct, concise, and unambiguous Claudia's reply was. Eliminates the universal husband error of "sorry honey, but I didn't understand what you meant."
I've never been stung by a honey bee or bumble bee, despite doing outdoor landscaping for decades. They don't have the badditude common to wasps and hornets - just want to be left alone to do their jobs!
I was stung by a bumblebee once when I was a child, but only because I, was barefoot at the time, stepped on him. Can’t blame him for that. I also was stung repeatedly in the armpit by a yellow jacket. But honeybees have always left me alone, bless them.
I hear it depends on what you smell like. I can remember only one bee sting in my entire life when my sister disturbed a nest nearby. I too have spent many a day in the outdoors.
We had 50 beehives each with over 10,000 individuals that souvenir pictured is something that hornets will claim and own in two days, a honey bee wouldn’t think of going there. Bees are extremely fussy, they could hang off your car bumper overnight one but they want symmetry 6 sided cells not to mention the entrance hole. See it’s locusts for that house.
One of my first trips with my former wife was to Misquamiquit(D'OH!,no spellcheck is going to fix that) Beach and The Windjammer or thereabouts Uncle Jeff,thx for the memories,and I do believe my daughter also made her first acquaintance with Long Island Sound there also when she was a little tot.
Hornets seem to be almost OBSESSIVELY attracted to our second floor south-facing window, in what used to be our son's bedroom. Starting in early spring, & throughout most of the summer, they find a way in there & start building multiple nests.
Oddly enough, I'm the only one w/ enough guts to grab a can of Raid Hot Shot, Crack the windows open enough to get the can in there, blast the shit out of the nests, & slam the windows shut before getting stung. Rinse & repeat, once every damned wk, until the weather gets cold.....SINCE *1985*.
When they finally fall down into the inside of the window sill, I've been seen by my husband & son, standing there, screaming, "DIE, YOU SONS OF BITCHES!!"
A long time ago, a friend told me to hang a crumpled brown grocery bag near where they want to build a nest. It looks goofy, everyone asks me, “what the fuck?”, but it works like a charm. Go figure.🤷🏻♀️
I know it looks ridiculous, but it works. Also, painting under the eaves blue (also painted the front porch ceiling blue). They think it’s the sky. Idk if they think other wasps already built their nest there, or what, but it also keeps wood-boring bees from making holes in the house in that spot.
We actually need bee houses for our vanishing bumblebees! They are valuable pollinators and their numbers are plummeting due to competition from non-native honeybees, pesticides and habitat loss.
Accepting that 747, which he can’t be allowed to keep, and then spending a fortune to improve it to AF One standards, are both crimes for which he would be convicted in a working, Constitutionally constructed democracy.
Do you think my senator, who took Russian money laundered through the NRA via a spy who is currently serving in Russia's Duma, traveled to Moscow on July 4th at Putin's demand and came back saying he didn't think Russia interfered in the election, voted his LLC a huge tax cute, lives in Florida most of the year, and participated in the treasonous False Elector Coup gives a shit about ethics? (Russian Ron Johnson, the white candidate in the last senatorial election in WI.)
Is anyone checking to see if the Venezuelan oil millions Trump stole and parked in Qatar is being used to refurbish and pay for the Flying Bordello? His superpower is using "other people's money" on doomed-to-fail projects.
Did we just have the President of the Totally Fucked Up United States spend his Totally Fucked Up Mind on his Totally Fucked Up Social Media account talking about algae in the Totally Fucked Up Reflecting Pool?! We are living in Totally Fucked Up Times with a Totally Fucked Up President.
Between Bovino and Vance is barely a slip of paper (and Vance’s fealty to the Thiel gang). I don’t know how we’d handle the end of fatfuck’s presence in our political life, but… I guess it couldn’t hardly be no worser. And the Christofascists and the overlords and the vile cabinet that somehow made it through confirmation. Ain’t gonna be easy, but we shall see it through. What choice do we have?
😂😆😂😆😂Former Border Patrol Commander Gregory Bovino's nascent 2028 presidential campaign suffered a blow when Jacob Engels, a controversial figure tasked with launching the candidate's online presence, was arrested at a budget motel and charged with felony methamphetamine possession.
I'm guessing that the teacup Nazi thought that, maybe, he was being too subtle about his sado-masochistic fascist credo, so he had to give everyone a bigger clue: "Vlad the Impaler was totally cool! No immigrants, and the trains ran on time!"
An Italian daily newspaper known as Libero Quotidiano issued a scathing attack toward President Donald Trump, calling him a "coglione," which translates to "idiot" in English
I've never been a soccer fan but the World Cup games in the US have been a gift with the positive energy other countries brought ." Europeans may not like our politics, but they really like our country — and us.
They were nervous about coming to the States for the men’s World Cup matches being held here. Nervous about Border Patrol, nervous about police, nervous about guns.
And they’re going home vowing to return as soon as they can. "
This from Teresa Hanafin at the Boston Globe google it for the whole article . The Scots partied so hard they recruited former NE Patriots Rob Gronkowski and Julian Edelman to join the Tartan Army .
We are not our government --we are better than that .
Kraft, according to a news feature I saw, is hastily producing "TSA-approved" packets of ranch dressing, as our FIFA guests are going bonkers over it as a souvenir.....
If you Google the entire article -fastforward2016@substack.com , it really says a lot about positivity in our culture in spite of our federal government .
I've been reading a ton of fantasy novels inspired by fairytales and Native American mythology. Even there, the evil bad guys remind me of trump. He's literally (ha!) the poster-boy for archetypal evil. There's no escape.
I watched it live on CSPAN. I was in TEARS during both Michelle & Barack's speeches. And, oh my....watching the entire family boogie down to ❤️ STEVIE!!! ❤️
On certain days my blood pressure gets dangerously high, pumpkin head isn’t the only annoyance it’s a multitude of misc normal things that need your attention same as ever but I for one am dealing with cash flow too, it’s all stressful.
How much longer can this go on? I guess the answer is, "As long as they keep enabling him and propping him up." Couchy must be on pins and needles waiting for the day, which is why he's laundering his ass in public, trying to appear "moderate" as he pimps for white babies. Couchfucker, those Mexicans are your co-religionists.
today in Shit That Happened While I Was Busy Writing This Shit—
oh look, Iran just closed the Strait of Hormuz.
https://www.cnn.com/2026/06/20/world/live-news/iran-war-trump-israel-lebanon?post-id
for those of you keeping score at home, it was open for 0.09 of a scaramucci
Jeff, Let's call it plainly.
Raskin is demanding that all of Orange Shitler's Medications and Doctors Panel be revealed.
Because it taking a doctors panel the size of a baseball team to certify that the president is healthy is in a manner.....fucking bullshit.
We all know it.
https://thistleandmoss.com/p/what-survives-the-morning-trump-is-dying-raskin-wants-proof
No, Wendy. TWO baseball teams + 4 backup players.
I'm surprised that he and his stooges can find that many physicians who have completely abandoned their professional ethics
No shortage of amoral reprobates in MAGA universe.
I'm not. I'd like to see the size of those bribes!
Benzes, Bimmers, and yachts, oh my!
And laundered crypto currency.
I am not at all terribly familiar with sports ball, this is why I "assume".
Apologies.
The reason I know is because Bill Murray grew up in Chicago across the street from a (very funny, herself) patient of mine, and had recently moved to the Charleston area. He is part owner of the local baseball team, The Charleston Riverdogs. He told her that if he just had three more sons, he could have his own baseball team. That's the only reason I know how many players are on a team.
Well, a pro team has 40 on the roster. But 22 is enough to field two teams, each with a couple of relief pitchers.
I love your Claudia picture with all the shades of blue. Such a lovely lady.
Actually the team of doctors is the size of a football team that two platoons --eleven on offense , eleven more on defense . The doctors nobody even knows about are the special teams . Who was the doctor he called first when he was admitted for Covid in his first term ? Oh yeah , it was Fauci .
🥱 sure launch an investigation that’ll do it
These threats must have him really worried and stuff like that there and stuff.
Losing a war against Iran and Algae in the same week.
That's gotta sting.
- Mark Slattery
AND being called a liar by the Italian prime minister, a one-time ally.
More importantly, a female!
She should also call him "low IQ" and "nasty."
I'm with the guy at the Bulwark, it's gotta sting that even a one-celled organism can beat him.
Such a Loser!
If you were serious about President-ing it would sting… In Other News, it’s wonderful CIRCUS content, amirite America?🤹♂️🎪🇺🇸
Stealing the plot line from War of the Worlds, too!
Declare the algal species invasive from another nation so that the ICE thugs descend on the "pond" for some algae ass-kicking.
The algae will win.
Can algae spend billions of dollars in winnings? Asking for a friend.
👆I mean it just follows
Like Covid, the algae was released by vandals according to the Fucker-Fuhrer
#AlgaeGate
Good one! :-D
Stormy says Dipshit Don lasted 0.00104 scaramuccis
I'd like to report a murder.
zzzzzing
LOL!
😂🤣😂
I had the under.
Poor Stormy was under. She can never unsee that.
She should sue him for making her vomit everyday of her life for remembering his glistening body and that little boner.
Don't forget the Yeti pubes.
She was under a bloated orange tub of goo. Good thing it was only 90 seconds, albeit the worst 90 seconds of her life
I feel nauseous now.
Ouch, my brain is begging me to stop reading these comments about the Micropenis in Chief. So gross.
I would have liked Claudia. We are very much alike.
I’m sorry she’s gone. ☹️
Yes, the Strait of Epstein is closed again.
The morons he hired to deal with the algae poured hydrogen peroxide in the pool. A high enough concentration of the stuff strips paint, and obviously, “100-year industrial coating.”
The Straits of Schrödinger ensnare us for eternity!!!
On The Bulwark yesterday, Retired Lt. Gen. Mark Hertling commented that Trump's and Bibi's idiotic war handed Iran "an economic nuke" with permanent control of the Strait of Hormuz.
Those darned Iranians are just so crafty
Of course, our "leader" is hindered by a mind that's drafty
Despite his self-aggrandized deal-making toil
Looks like we'll have to use his bullshit for oil
Jeff, you missed this little story. Elon cashed in this week on his $270 million election tampering project to get Donny elected. One quarter of one $Billion to buy control of our government. Directs Donny and Congress to grant his companies Billions in contracts, paid for by American citizens. Then he leverages these ill gotten contracts into $1 Trillion in his pocket. 0.27 of one Billion becomes 1,000 Billions! In three years. Nice return on investment!
https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1181412/000162828026036936/spaceexplorationtechnologi.htm
Iʻm shocked shocked shocked. And I am also on #TeamAlgae.
Just a point of order, but Joe Biden left office on January 20, 2025 at 12 noon Eastern Standard Time. So he’s been out of office just 17 months, not more than two years. It just feels like it has been longer. Hell, it feels like it’s been a decade with the all of the shit that has been showered down on We the People.
It's been.....since the end of the last civilization, to be exact.
I will have to alert my niece, who is a pilot for a major airline, about Trump’s insane idea about pilots asking for raises mid-flight. I am quite certain it is something she’s never considered, so I’m sure she’ll be intrigued.🙄
Maladministration 2.0 is making us all experts in time dilation!
Call the Planet Police the Earth is moving too fast!!
Jesse Watters is who you hire when you realize that Sean Hannity is over the heads of the viewers.
Husbands shouldn't go to the supermarket with their wives? That's going to come as a surprise to my son-in-law. Where does Watters get these crazy ideas? Is he a member of the Male Insecurity of the Month club?
How about husbands go to the supermarket by themselves? My husbands does all the grocery shopping thank god.
My husband and I do most things as a team but I thank him for not going grocery shopping at all. We end up with twice the ice cream and half the veggies if he's with me. These statements about what men should and shouldn't do are the height of male insecurity and make Jesse Waters even more detestable, if that's possible.
My husband HAS to do all the grocery shopping. We can't fit all the groceries in the car, if we have to wedge them in around my wheelchair.
My daughter doesn't trust him. He forgets which things he tried and didn't like. :)
They're actually quite good as a team.
Watters is the lightweight equivalent of a human National Enquirer
With a bit of Weekly World News
"Amelia Earhart's missing plane found intact in a garage in Sausalito!"
"Boy Trapped in Refrigerator Eats Own Foot to Survive"
I think I actually saw that one once
He's the human embodiment of a pickle cake.
Jesse would be much happier if he embraced his gayness
He and Lindsey need to form a support group
Gay men would kick him to the curb.
Pickle cake sounds pretty gay to me....just sayʻin.
Maybe when he hits 80 years old, like Trump.
As a long time closeted gay man, his head is spinning with notions of what gay is!
Is Jesse Waters or Gaynas’ grocery shoppin’ husband a closeted gay man? I’m so confused.
Ha! DEF Jesse!
Yeah--poor Jesse is terrified that he'll slip and accidentally out himself. What if straight people avoid fudge because it's gay? (Wait--do gays prefer that dessert, or does the dessert itself have a sexual orientation? What if there's trans-fudge????????) What if visiting fudge candy shops is a secret sign amongst the LGBTQ+ culture? Oh, no!!
Jesse must no sleep very well, worrying about all these super important issues.
He's got to be a closet gay. Or, perhaps, just a bitter involuntary celibate. Don't homophobes call gay men 'fudge packers'?
My husband HAS to come with me---it's the only way he'd get his junk food, 'cause I'd never buy it.
In guys' experiences, those dang shopping carts always steer toward the chip aisle
It so happens that in the place we always shop, the chip aisle is the first one inside the store. Impossible to escape it. Veggies are at the very back. Obviously, the store owner knows what he's doing.
Like how Costco has all the big screen TVs right inside the entrance
I went to Costco to get a rotisserie chicken, but came home with a Samsung 83" OLED TV 🤷
Or the beer aisle
Or by the looks of it, the hardware store, Jeff woulda brought home a bee house if he had not asked Ms. Spouse. Funny shit!!!
Groceries - that's an old-fashioned word. Most people don;t know that. And that it has a "b" on the end.
I'd put the Twinkies and Devil Dogs on the shopping list for kid and I....wife wouldn't get them.
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Hannity is such a piece of shit, that honestly, Ann, it's time for that motherfucker to retire. I mean he's been done for a while.
The “fudge is gay“ stuff is just indescribably idiotic. And what on earth is pickle cake???🤮
Apparently it's a thing. Hard pass from me tho
https://www.mtolivepickles.com/recipe-items/pickle-birthday-cake/
🤣😂🤣
😂 now I look forward to the Daily Claudia! And oddly enough, I want a Bee House. 🧐✌️😉
seeing that old screen shot made me want one, too
Well, if you bought a bee house AND a birdhouse you could put them next to each other and figure out what the birds and the bees are all about. Just saying.
I think their daughter Katie is proof they achieved some rich experience in those subject areas
Funny Kathleen🤭‼️
🏆🏆🏆
😎
I wonder what Ms Spouse would think of all the prospective Claudia Memorial Bee Houses
"Fuck no"?
AKA “No one ever listens to a word I say!”
haha
HA!
I like how succinct, concise, and unambiguous Claudia's reply was. Eliminates the universal husband error of "sorry honey, but I didn't understand what you meant."
At least she didn't say, "More crazy shit from YOU!"
A Bee House is going to be of my first purchases when I'm back in the States. And one of my first pleasures each day is the Daily Claudia.
You should get one. It’s for Mason bees that are the earliest pollinators to emerge in the spring and they are non-stinging.
Never too late. They're our friends even if they sting the shit out of us.
I've never been stung by a honey bee or bumble bee, despite doing outdoor landscaping for decades. They don't have the badditude common to wasps and hornets - just want to be left alone to do their jobs!
I was stung by a bumblebee once when I was a child, but only because I, was barefoot at the time, stepped on him. Can’t blame him for that. I also was stung repeatedly in the armpit by a yellow jacket. But honeybees have always left me alone, bless them.
I hear it depends on what you smell like. I can remember only one bee sting in my entire life when my sister disturbed a nest nearby. I too have spent many a day in the outdoors.
Just remember the sage words of Romper Room, "Do bee a good bad and not bee a bad bee."
Sounds like a drinking game
My late great aunt's favorite joke: What kind of bee give milk? A boobie.
We had 50 beehives each with over 10,000 individuals that souvenir pictured is something that hornets will claim and own in two days, a honey bee wouldn’t think of going there. Bees are extremely fussy, they could hang off your car bumper overnight one but they want symmetry 6 sided cells not to mention the entrance hole. See it’s locusts for that house.
I LOVE that she sent that succinct reply! <3
One of my first trips with my former wife was to Misquamiquit(D'OH!,no spellcheck is going to fix that) Beach and The Windjammer or thereabouts Uncle Jeff,thx for the memories,and I do believe my daughter also made her first acquaintance with Long Island Sound there also when she was a little tot.
Fuck no!
A Bee House would be very cool. What you don't want is a Hornet House. Those guys are assholes.
Hornets seem to be almost OBSESSIVELY attracted to our second floor south-facing window, in what used to be our son's bedroom. Starting in early spring, & throughout most of the summer, they find a way in there & start building multiple nests.
Oddly enough, I'm the only one w/ enough guts to grab a can of Raid Hot Shot, Crack the windows open enough to get the can in there, blast the shit out of the nests, & slam the windows shut before getting stung. Rinse & repeat, once every damned wk, until the weather gets cold.....SINCE *1985*.
When they finally fall down into the inside of the window sill, I've been seen by my husband & son, standing there, screaming, "DIE, YOU SONS OF BITCHES!!"
Yeah, they think I'm nuts....🤣
A long time ago, a friend told me to hang a crumpled brown grocery bag near where they want to build a nest. It looks goofy, everyone asks me, “what the fuck?”, but it works like a charm. Go figure.🤷🏻♀️
Never heard THAT trick before! Definitely worth a shot....& cheaper than going through multiple cans of Hot Shot every season! 🤔
I know it looks ridiculous, but it works. Also, painting under the eaves blue (also painted the front porch ceiling blue). They think it’s the sky. Idk if they think other wasps already built their nest there, or what, but it also keeps wood-boring bees from making holes in the house in that spot.
*the wood-boring bees. Lol!
Nice! I'm going to try this.
Here in Europe they are strictly protected. Last summer we had one in the eaves right outside the bathroom window. We could not open the window!
A hornet house would be good on the new Flying Bordello!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
We actually need bee houses for our vanishing bumblebees! They are valuable pollinators and their numbers are plummeting due to competition from non-native honeybees, pesticides and habitat loss.
https://www.bumblebeeconservation.org/a-brief-guide-to-solitary-bee-nest-boxes/
We have TONS of bumblebees around our pond, that live in the tree next to my bedroom back window.
It's SO FUN to watch the babies flying around in the spring, & to watch them pause in front of the window, before zooming away.
As opposed to the hornets that're attracted to the window in my son's old bedroom, that I'm constantly fighting....I LOVE MY BUMBLEBEES!
They’re the golden retrievers of the bee world. I love when I see them curled up for beddie-bye in my flowers 🐝
I do, too!
I have one, looks to be the same one as the picture, from Costco maybe 5 years ago. It's way fun. They hatch a couple of times a year. Mud bees.
The more I see and hear about Claudia, the more I like her!
Wouldn't it have been nice if Shitler had boarded the plane and it took off and disappeared somewhere over the Bermuda Triangle.
Ahhhh….dreams are what keep us going!
If God exists there will be an aborted July 4 flyover that ends with a Captain Sully landing into the algae and peeling paint-laden Reflecting Pool
there's still hope. he's at Camp David for the weekend & there is NO press.
Accepting that 747, which he can’t be allowed to keep, and then spending a fortune to improve it to AF One standards, are both crimes for which he would be convicted in a working, Constitutionally constructed democracy.
Two very important words in dealing with Trump by the next administration: "civil forfeiture."
Do you think my senator, who took Russian money laundered through the NRA via a spy who is currently serving in Russia's Duma, traveled to Moscow on July 4th at Putin's demand and came back saying he didn't think Russia interfered in the election, voted his LLC a huge tax cute, lives in Florida most of the year, and participated in the treasonous False Elector Coup gives a shit about ethics? (Russian Ron Johnson, the white candidate in the last senatorial election in WI.)
Is anyone checking to see if the Venezuelan oil millions Trump stole and parked in Qatar is being used to refurbish and pay for the Flying Bordello? His superpower is using "other people's money" on doomed-to-fail projects.
Did we just have the President of the Totally Fucked Up United States spend his Totally Fucked Up Mind on his Totally Fucked Up Social Media account talking about algae in the Totally Fucked Up Reflecting Pool?! We are living in Totally Fucked Up Times with a Totally Fucked Up President.
The fact that none of this shit lands on the front page of the NYT, WaPo, WJ, any other major newpaper shows that we do live in a facist regime.
Dumocrats vandalizing algae into the Reflecting Pool? That damned Obama!
Ralph - say that again faster…🤭‼️
TOTALLY FUCKED UP
Between Bovino and Vance is barely a slip of paper (and Vance’s fealty to the Thiel gang). I don’t know how we’d handle the end of fatfuck’s presence in our political life, but… I guess it couldn’t hardly be no worser. And the Christofascists and the overlords and the vile cabinet that somehow made it through confirmation. Ain’t gonna be easy, but we shall see it through. What choice do we have?
Only shitbag MAGAts could admire enormous historical shitbags like Hitler and now Vlad the Impaler.
Their demigod praised the "late, great Hannibal Lecter" numerous times in public. One clinical psychopath adoring another.
😂😆😂😆😂Former Border Patrol Commander Gregory Bovino's nascent 2028 presidential campaign suffered a blow when Jacob Engels, a controversial figure tasked with launching the candidate's online presence, was arrested at a budget motel and charged with felony methamphetamine possession.
Only the best for Greg the Clown.
Engels? Sounds kinda commie.
Today's column was hilarious! I LOL'd several times. Haven't LOL'd about anything in too long a while.
Indeed. It was a bumper crop week for stupid.
Feels good doesn’t it? Sometimes it can get messy tho- after taking a gulp of tea and 💥it’s all over the place!! But thank goodness we have Jeff…♥️
LOL (again)! Thanks Diana!
Uh, sorry to differ in opinion, Jeff, but Google says Vlad mostly impaled his victims rectally. Damn.
what can I say? the janky six-fingered plagiarism robot gave us two different answers
Which is why all of this gushing over AI is either premature, more techbro greed hype, or both
"That's gotta hoit!" He's such a simpleton. Do you want Draculas around, half-pint? That's how you get them.
O. M. G.
Exactly. No one in their right mind would find anything about Vlad the Impaler admirable. Except a MAGAt
I'm guessing that the teacup Nazi thought that, maybe, he was being too subtle about his sado-masochistic fascist credo, so he had to give everyone a bigger clue: "Vlad the Impaler was totally cool! No immigrants, and the trains ran on time!"
Wonder if he feels as excited about Vlad the Invader who got more than a few drones up the ass from Zelensky last week.
Owww!
This Italian newspaper got it right. Lol
An Italian daily newspaper known as Libero Quotidiano issued a scathing attack toward President Donald Trump, calling him a "coglione," which translates to "idiot" in English
Don’t fuck with the women DonOld.
"Do we want a bee house?" 😂😂 Your response is priceless. HA! You guys had the best relationship.... what a smart and beautiful woman.
Is anyone else fighting over depression over all this... maybe yard work will take my mind off the genuinely traumatic state of the country. 🙄
I've gone back to reading voraciously. Anything that does not remind me of the Great Orange Brown Stain. Anybody else remember Tom Swift Jr.?
I've never been a soccer fan but the World Cup games in the US have been a gift with the positive energy other countries brought ." Europeans may not like our politics, but they really like our country — and us.
They were nervous about coming to the States for the men’s World Cup matches being held here. Nervous about Border Patrol, nervous about police, nervous about guns.
And they’re going home vowing to return as soon as they can. "
This from Teresa Hanafin at the Boston Globe google it for the whole article . The Scots partied so hard they recruited former NE Patriots Rob Gronkowski and Julian Edelman to join the Tartan Army .
We are not our government --we are better than that .
Kraft, according to a news feature I saw, is hastily producing "TSA-approved" packets of ranch dressing, as our FIFA guests are going bonkers over it as a souvenir.....
That’s very positive. Glad to hear that!!
If you Google the entire article -fastforward2016@substack.com , it really says a lot about positivity in our culture in spite of our federal government .
Thanks George. I need to read that!
You are welcome , young lady . USA is beautiful , dignified , intelligent country and we can't succumb to the negativity .
I've been reading a ton of fantasy novels inspired by fairytales and Native American mythology. Even there, the evil bad guys remind me of trump. He's literally (ha!) the poster-boy for archetypal evil. There's no escape.
🤦♀️. Ranch dressing? Ugh.
I'm right there w/ ya! I'd rather eat a 1/2 lb of ANCHOVIES, than one spoonful of ranch! 🤮
yard work is my solution
tho that's only a couple hours per day
When my wife has to pull weeds or lop off branches, she visualizes pruning MAGA from our midst
That’s good. Creative Visualization. I have my weed trimmer going!!
I’m just painting loads of vulgar, insulting Donnie Dimwit portraits. I’m obsessed…or crazy.
post 'em!
Mine too.
The Haberman- Swan book delivers Wednesday. The script for the war crimes trials at The Hague for all of these ratfucks.
Watch Obama’s celebration it’s a mood lifter.
I watched it live on CSPAN. I was in TEARS during both Michelle & Barack's speeches. And, oh my....watching the entire family boogie down to ❤️ STEVIE!!! ❤️
On certain days my blood pressure gets dangerously high, pumpkin head isn’t the only annoyance it’s a multitude of misc normal things that need your attention same as ever but I for one am dealing with cash flow too, it’s all stressful.
I enjoy your Daily Claudia. It reminds me of my parents' love for each other. So real and heartwarming, at least to me.
"What the world needs now is love sweet love. It's the only thing that there's just too little of"
- Hal David, music by Burt Bacharach
How much longer can this go on? I guess the answer is, "As long as they keep enabling him and propping him up." Couchy must be on pins and needles waiting for the day, which is why he's laundering his ass in public, trying to appear "moderate" as he pimps for white babies. Couchfucker, those Mexicans are your co-religionists.
I keep thinking of Lee Dorsey's 'Workin' in a Coal Mine.' "Lord, I am soooooo tired. How long can this go one?"
I'd like to see #Bumblefuck workin' in a coal mine.
Mrs. Spouse was a very direct speaker. I admire that trait.