Running around the house while punching your fist in the air is actually good exercise. May you keep doing it. But please also realize, Jeff, we all love your posts so much, we can wait (somewhat patiently) if you don’t publish before 10 am.
I love the expression on Ms Spouse’s face in the craft “room”.
I was up early and anxiously waiting for your post. Thanks for finishing it early. Its how I start my day. But its okay cause I live in CA so its only 7 am.
I don't (usually) sleep at night so...take my migraine meds at 8am then sleep from then to 1pm (NYtime). Do some 'lovin' stuff' with the dogs and other puttering or whatever until 2-ish THEN begin scrolling through mountains of emails until I find Jeff's. Then it's a relieved sigh when I find it, settle back to enjoy. Of course. I also ranted last night about the fluorescent orange fuckwit's fucking marathon BLITHERING of utter stupidities last Evening. Today he's blaming it all on the 'someone else who wrote this'. Didn't he always claim he didn't need teleprompters or 'help' since he just spoke 'off the cuff' because he wuz a 'stable genius'? I'm still waiting to see the most miniscule sign of 'genius' in him, his 3rd wife OR any of his spawn.
Many years ago, I had a boss who was crass, but not creepy. One of his favorite phrases when something was all f’d up was, “These people couldn’t organize a good goat f*ck on a Sunday afternoon.” So, my coworkers used “goat f*ck” as shorthand for something done stupidly and incompetently. Fast forward 40 years. I never used the phrase after that and had kind of forgotten about. But that has changed with Trump 2.0. Every time Jeff points out something totally idiotic and incompetent that Trump and his team have done, the voice in my head screams, “Goat f*ck.” Now, you can think it, too.
I had a friend who introduced me to that phrase as “He/they couldn’t organize a two car funeral.” Is this a common phrase that changes what “they” couldn’t organize? Curious.
I don't know about you but if I ran around the house punching my fist in the air everyday I'd injure something by the end of the week, and be limping and or unable to raise my arm above my head.
I read yours whenever you post them. Bonus is that I'm four hours behind you, so 10 a.m. is 6 a.m. here in Alaska, and that's just too early for my retired self! 💖 the Ms. Spouse posts!
The original version had the Pharoah running up a pyramid to sex his comliest concubine. It may have lost a little something having been translated from hieroglyphics.
We're gonna need Elon Leon and his buddy, Grok Imagine, to make a seven-minute historically accurate cartoon of the hieroglyphic joke. They could show it as a theatrical short before The Grokyssey.
Even Don Rickles wouldn't approve and he was the king of insult comedy. Somebody tell me why Donnies hair is lighter in the afternoon and darker in the evening.
My grandmother back in the 60's kept cans of spray on color for streaking your hair. She had a can each of gold and silver. Me and my sister used to lock our selves in the bathroom and streak our hair.
i was thinking that myself...Trump can't tell real jokes because he has absolutely no sense of humor. He only laughs if he can pretend he's joking when insulting people he hates.
Will someone take the keys away? Donnie has always had low reasoning ability. (Euphemism for dumb shit.) But now he's mentally vacant. The residual is ugly, hateful slime. Disgusting to witness. History will not be kind to those who prop him up.
Wishful thinking. He has surrounded himself with loyal dummies. And the 272 GOP members of the Senate and House now work for his family. As well as 6 of the Supreme Court justices. And the FBI. And the Dept of Justice. And the Treasury and the Federal Reserve. The Trump Crime Family is stealing from us. They will do anything to continue to feed on their host. Us. Who will stop them?
Let's make a list of the 272 members of the Senate and House who work for the Trump Family now. Rank by degree of MAGA cult devotion. Would Jim Jordan be at the top? Maybe Tommy Tubermouth?
Thanks for the link. It was enlightening to see how the various media spun their headlines. Almost as though they were reporting on entirely different events.
Mostly it appears that they scrambled to find something positive to say, like "But remember, Hitler built the Autobahn . . .", slightly missing the point.
There should be no such thing as the Washington Correspondent's Dinner for the obvious reason that reporters should not be palling around with the people they cover. Too bad that ship sailed ages ago. It's but one indicator of how fucked we are. I'd shake my fist at the sky and scream "How long, oh Lord?" but it only makes me more frustrated.
What I'd like to know is how the hell is Andrew Tate posting on X? Why does he have a phone and isn't posting on social media like MAJOR contact with the outside world? Suck it, Andrew, and enjoy your prison chow. I hear it's better than the slop you'll be eating in a UK jail.
The Dinner is relic of those by-gone days when people from any and all sides in DC could sit down and just be civil and have some fun and maybe some good food and wine. And then go back to work.
Never having been in prison, so maybe I missed something, but I'm wondering how someone being held in SHU, with no contact with the outside world is posting on a social media account.
Yeah, that crossed my mind as well. Lock me in a room and so long as I have my phone, a charger, and the interwebs I can be entertained for hours, finally having the time to read ALL the good AND the bad I don't have time for.
it's possible that someone with access to Tate's account has been posting for him. also, Tate, despite what he claims, is not being held in a maximum security prison.
Aww shucks! I was kinda liking the idea of him in solitary with a screaming cannibal for a neighbor. I mean, that’s quite a turn-on 😂. And that arrest outfit is to DIE for.
It was quite enough to know about Tate's proclivity for rape, sex trafficking, and child porn--he really doesn't have to ice the atrocious pervert cake with that outfit and housing with screaming cannibals.
I think in any prison he would be a target for violence with his love of child porn [edited], so they secluded him. I'd like to see him in the general population so that he knows how it feels.
I would say he’s not rockin’ that catalog ensemble and it’s bombing as bad as a rump laugh riot for the Correspondents dinner. Rather than warming up the crowd he dumps ice on them like confetti.
Keep your eye on Baron Trump who probably wont have to testify in the Tate fiasco... his mama wont let that happen...but it's still fun to think about. If that was my kid, he wouldn't be allowed anywhere near the creepy Tate bros. But the Trumps are not exactly parents of the year. 🙄
It's been such a depressing week, plus I'm back in rural Missouri for awhile which makes the stoopid even more intense, I'm gonna bake stuff all day and take a damned nap. Wake me up when it's over. 😂
I just learned from Barbara McQuade’s book “The Fix” that the little depraved, never-tried-a-case Hitler-haircut-sporting Chief of Weaponization Ed Fucking Martin is from Missouri. How did I survive living in that Gestapo gulag for 25 years?
You wouldn't believe the kind of GOP local political crap we get...our primary is August 7. These idiots know exactly the buttons to push to appeal to the moronic citizens. It's embarrassing.
Rural Illinois here, so I sympathize Susan. The people in my village have a collective IQ of 2 and it is difficult to have any type of conversation without them throwing in digs on Biden and praising the orange turd. Mostly farmers here. It's like hell, only dumber
The problems with Barron started when he began at Uni, and the leash got loosened a little. Melania couldn't control his life like she always has done. I'd LOVE to know what she says to him about his connection with Tate.
"Jeez, don't I have ENOUGH problems with your FATHER?!!!"
I knew someone whose kid went to the same school as Barron in NYC and she wouldn't say anything bad about him because she felt sorry for him, he was so pathetic. No one liked him. Small wonder.
So Andrew Tate has no visitors, no commissary but is allowed to have access to the internet?!? There are black kids in solitary confinement that don’t even have books because they were caught with half a roach in their car. Fuck that guy.
Last night while the PEDO was ranting and rambling and insulting people IN THE ROOM, it would have been awesome if the whole gathering had shouted, “QUIET PIGGY!” totally missed opportunity!
I wish these reporters would answer back instead of accepting his abuse stoically. Kaitlan Collins should say, "If you need a woman to smile at you that much why don't you try asking your wife?"
This plan tells everything about Elon. Instead of putting out a movie with actual people he's going to deliver AI generated simulacra with Size D boobs and/or 8 Pack abs. But they will all be WHITE!!!
Jefff, your “ foundation” may be different day to day meaning that your core physical symptoms and biological inputs dictates how well you function, heal and resists disease. fluids, electrolytes, resting heart rate, metabolism are often measured.
Sorry to tell little Micro Rubio that “ A head for an eye” was a term used by Israelis during the Infatadas.
Palestinian suicide bombers blowing up buses filed with people. The PLO took mentally handicapped Palestinians and strapped explosives, told them where to go, what to blow up. Those were some of the darkest days for Israel.
As I heard it, they'd padlock the explosives on them so they didn't get cold feet. As long as we're going down this dark path, I recall that Biercian comment by George Packer after seeing the blown off head of a bomber. Packer noted the surprised expression on the face, unusual, since after all, he was the only one who knew what was about to happen.
Fat jokes. How classy. Has he looked in a mirror lately? And "the governor of Chicago"? Oh well, I guess it's sort of accurate. The ultra-wealthy Pritzker family pretty much does own Chicago. But hey Trump, SOME billionaires understand that people exist outside of themselves.
Drumpf could have said “mayor of Illinois” - Pritzger family own a lot, but I wouldn’t say it’s Chicago- they don’t even own any sports teams, which is probably why they suck most of the time. I just wish they threw some money at Chicago Public Schools who just laid off another 700 teachers/staff.
I’m aware. What I was referencing is when Trump called it “the Islamic Republic of Japan” in one of his recent demented speeches. I think it was at last NATO meeting he attended.
I don’t think it’s your imagination at all. When a person abuses that many drugs, in such a dedicated manner, it’s going to catch up with him sooner or later.
😆 That comparison is on the right track, but doesn’t go far enough. The Edsel was a paragon of automotive wonderfulness compared to the cybertruck. Yes, the Edsel was unfortunate in some ways, but at least it didn’t look like a dumpster on wheels.
Mythology is what Musk engages in every time he forecasts colonizing Mars and letting AI run the entire human existence. Plus, historically accurate mythology is an oxymoron, dumbshit.
*for the second time this week, finishes a post before 10am*
*runs around the house, punching his fist in the air*
now why can't I do this every day?
Running around the house while punching your fist in the air is actually good exercise. May you keep doing it. But please also realize, Jeff, we all love your posts so much, we can wait (somewhat patiently) if you don’t publish before 10 am.
I love the expression on Ms Spouse’s face in the craft “room”.
Agree on your last remark.
Why? Because you are a Craftsman!
"I will release no column before it's time..."
I was up early and anxiously waiting for your post. Thanks for finishing it early. Its how I start my day. But its okay cause I live in CA so its only 7 am.
Yeah, I'm always going "Whar be my Tiedrich? WHAR?" in a Yosemite Sam accent.
I don't (usually) sleep at night so...take my migraine meds at 8am then sleep from then to 1pm (NYtime). Do some 'lovin' stuff' with the dogs and other puttering or whatever until 2-ish THEN begin scrolling through mountains of emails until I find Jeff's. Then it's a relieved sigh when I find it, settle back to enjoy. Of course. I also ranted last night about the fluorescent orange fuckwit's fucking marathon BLITHERING of utter stupidities last Evening. Today he's blaming it all on the 'someone else who wrote this'. Didn't he always claim he didn't need teleprompters or 'help' since he just spoke 'off the cuff' because he wuz a 'stable genius'? I'm still waiting to see the most miniscule sign of 'genius' in him, his 3rd wife OR any of his spawn.
Many years ago, I had a boss who was crass, but not creepy. One of his favorite phrases when something was all f’d up was, “These people couldn’t organize a good goat f*ck on a Sunday afternoon.” So, my coworkers used “goat f*ck” as shorthand for something done stupidly and incompetently. Fast forward 40 years. I never used the phrase after that and had kind of forgotten about. But that has changed with Trump 2.0. Every time Jeff points out something totally idiotic and incompetent that Trump and his team have done, the voice in my head screams, “Goat f*ck.” Now, you can think it, too.
I dont like it! I love it!
Im using "goat fuck" from now on when I swear. Which is often.
Thank you, Cheryl!
I had a friend who introduced me to that phrase as “He/they couldn’t organize a two car funeral.” Is this a common phrase that changes what “they” couldn’t organize? Curious.
Johnny Carson's opinion of Chevy Chase: "He couldn't improvise a fart after a bean supper."
😆
😂😂
I love the visual this gives me every time it happens 😂
Same. It's nice to know uncle Jeff has joyful moments these days ❤️
I don't know about you but if I ran around the house punching my fist in the air everyday I'd injure something by the end of the week, and be limping and or unable to raise my arm above my head.
Jeff, for me, your 10am is 7am. Take your time. Quality is worth waiting for.
Because sugar doesn't taste as sweet if we consume the whole bowl 24/7.
👏👏👏😂
I read yours whenever you post them. Bonus is that I'm four hours behind you, so 10 a.m. is 6 a.m. here in Alaska, and that's just too early for my retired self! 💖 the Ms. Spouse posts!
how great is it that ALL the reporting on Donny's speech last night is about how terrible it was
https://news.google.com/stories/CAAqNggKIjBDQklTSGpvSmMzUnZjbmt0TXpZd1NoRUtEd2k2eEpyS0VSR0xTZFJuV0Fzb1RDZ0FQAQ?hl=en-US&gl=US&ceid=US%3Aen
Having him, a pompous stuffed shirt with no sense of humor at all, try to tell jokes is an exercise in futility.
Of course, his lame attempt at humor would involve a bad sex joke.
The original version had the Pharoah running up a pyramid to sex his comliest concubine. It may have lost a little something having been translated from hieroglyphics.
Yes. Think I might have been 12 when I first heard that.
And THEN he complained that it was the only joke he found funny in the speech - and that no-one had laughed. . . .
An original new technique for up and coming comedians to follow - when the audience doesn't laugh, scold them.
Should work a treat.
That and because of his dementia, aphasia, and complete lack of comedic timing, there was a lot lost
Doc, you forgot lack of intelligence.
You know what the one key to humor is timing.
The only timing he has is two timing on his wives
We're gonna need Elon Leon and his buddy, Grok Imagine, to make a seven-minute historically accurate cartoon of the hieroglyphic joke. They could show it as a theatrical short before The Grokyssey.
🤣
Just reading about that bad sex joke gave me an icky feeling.
Yes, it was dimwittedly gross.
That he doesn't get
Even Don Rickles wouldn't approve and he was the king of insult comedy. Somebody tell me why Donnies hair is lighter in the afternoon and darker in the evening.
Different toupee for that evening cachet
Someone dresses him in the morning.
After the afternoon nap, he sometimes grabs Melania's merkin by mistake.
I thought Melania was his merkin.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂
I noticed that too. Apparently they are using the left over shoe polish as hair gel. Like anyone is going to tell him. Emperors new clothes. 🤭
He probably uses some of that there spray-on hair color for special occasions.
My grandmother back in the 60's kept cans of spray on color for streaking your hair. She had a can each of gold and silver. Me and my sister used to lock our selves in the bathroom and streak our hair.
He should have told the one about how decisions regarding Meatloaf kept him up at night. Thats a funny one.😆
Oh, wait - President Obama already told that one.
peak pretzel logic…indeed
Steely Dan rocks!
Absolutely! They were true genius.
😆🔥
Oh, I dunno.
He was funnier than Greg Gutfeld. . .
Funny like the failures on the internet of people falling off their scooters or motorcycles
i was thinking that myself...Trump can't tell real jokes because he has absolutely no sense of humor. He only laughs if he can pretend he's joking when insulting people he hates.
I love how he interpreted “coming up the stairs” in that lame old joke. He doesn’t even get it. 🤦🏻
No chuckles for the supreme lead clown. The orange dew is off the rose 🥀
Great crafty pics today! Have a great weekend all
Seems like Trump is more confused than usual without his teleprompter guy.
I haven't been following the story. did the teleprompter guy actually lose his job for his insider trading?
My question is, which member of this family/regime/party (looking at you, MTG) has not committed insider trading?!
As of last report. I wonder if they'll sneak him back in quietly at some point..
He's probably next in line for a Federal Reserve position.
He may be cutting Trump in on the action.
HA!
donnie's just mad he didn't get a cut.
I'm expecting him to become an inmate at an Ice facility, before they deport him!
You mean his normal speeches are usually read off a teleprompter and they are still that bad.
He likes to go off-script. That's when he gets incoherent and claims it's "the weave."
I think he don't read so good.
I think he don't LOOK so good.
He probably thinks it’s his best friend.
Currently enjoying his ill-gotten gains from LAST Trump speech.
If only he could have finished his burbling by 10 PM last night then jacked off two imaginary giraffes to set the WHCD free. Pathetic.
He felt cozy and safe enough to doze off without some would-be assassin to liven things up.
If only Sharon…
Not shown: two phantom bull giraffes' goofy o-faces, tongues lolling, cartoon hearts encircling them.
Will someone take the keys away? Donnie has always had low reasoning ability. (Euphemism for dumb shit.) But now he's mentally vacant. The residual is ugly, hateful slime. Disgusting to witness. History will not be kind to those who prop him up.
I hope they changed the nuclear codes without telling him. They can have a video hooked up for him to watch something blowing up if he ever tries it.
Wishful thinking. He has surrounded himself with loyal dummies. And the 272 GOP members of the Senate and House now work for his family. As well as 6 of the Supreme Court justices. And the FBI. And the Dept of Justice. And the Treasury and the Federal Reserve. The Trump Crime Family is stealing from us. They will do anything to continue to feed on their host. Us. Who will stop them?
Let's make a list of the 272 members of the Senate and House who work for the Trump Family now. Rank by degree of MAGA cult devotion. Would Jim Jordan be at the top? Maybe Tommy Tubermouth?
Hunh!! It's rather shocking that his speech at the WHCD was not a smashing success. He had hinted in advance that it
would be "unifying yet vicious". That sounded to me a like a no-fail, yet oxmoronic formula. Emphasis on the moron.
Thanks for the link. It was enlightening to see how the various media spun their headlines. Almost as though they were reporting on entirely different events.
Mostly it appears that they scrambled to find something positive to say, like "But remember, Hitler built the Autobahn . . .", slightly missing the point.
well, I do have to say those excerpts made absolutely no sense.
It's a kind of achievement, in its own way, as nothing he says makes much sense, and this hit a new level of "Words--Do They Have Any Meaning?"
Great daily Claudia today.
It's hard for me to understand why any real journalist went to this cluster! Oh well, maybe they were being responsible journalists like you Jeff!
Indeed. May wonders never cease.
I'm pretty sure he wasn't joking when he put that ugly Trump 2028 hat on. What a miserable asshole!
I think that may be the closest we get to “what the fuck is wrong with you”
Personally I wouldn't invite the guy constantly inciting violence against me and my colleagues to speak at my event. But that's just me.
- @melissaryan.bsky.social
‘The Black Tie Surrender’
- JoJoFromJerz
There should be no such thing as the Washington Correspondent's Dinner for the obvious reason that reporters should not be palling around with the people they cover. Too bad that ship sailed ages ago. It's but one indicator of how fucked we are. I'd shake my fist at the sky and scream "How long, oh Lord?" but it only makes me more frustrated.
What I'd like to know is how the hell is Andrew Tate posting on X? Why does he have a phone and isn't posting on social media like MAJOR contact with the outside world? Suck it, Andrew, and enjoy your prison chow. I hear it's better than the slop you'll be eating in a UK jail.
The Dinner is relic of those by-gone days when people from any and all sides in DC could sit down and just be civil and have some fun and maybe some good food and wine. And then go back to work.
Relic is the operative word.
I do believe that demented relic has never been used before
The Obama years not long ago.
those were the days my friend ....
"no contact with the outside world" my ass. Such a drama queen.
Yes - tell us all about it, Andy. Every single one of us that you think you can't contact.
Weird - trump talks to people who AREN'T there - and Tate thinks he can't talk to people who are. . .
There is a cure for what ails poor Tate try silence just shut the fuck up!
Thoughts exactly in such a supposed lockdown?
Our MAGA-aligned DOJ is enabling him to feed his fan club of pedophiles, incels, and violent misogynists.
Oh, come on, they get bangers and mash on Whitsuntide
I wondered about how he was able to post as well
Never having been in prison, so maybe I missed something, but I'm wondering how someone being held in SHU, with no contact with the outside world is posting on a social media account.
Yeah, that crossed my mind as well. Lock me in a room and so long as I have my phone, a charger, and the interwebs I can be entertained for hours, finally having the time to read ALL the good AND the bad I don't have time for.
it's possible that someone with access to Tate's account has been posting for him. also, Tate, despite what he claims, is not being held in a maximum security prison.
Aww shucks! I was kinda liking the idea of him in solitary with a screaming cannibal for a neighbor. I mean, that’s quite a turn-on 😂. And that arrest outfit is to DIE for.
It was quite enough to know about Tate's proclivity for rape, sex trafficking, and child porn--he really doesn't have to ice the atrocious pervert cake with that outfit and housing with screaming cannibals.
I like knowing that he's next to screaming cannibals. It cheers me.
The cannibal is screaming because he's hungry and wouldn't touch Tate with a ten foot fork.
I don't think it cheers the cannibal - that's why he's screaming.
"Cruel and unusual punishment"
I think in any prison he would be a target for violence with his love of child porn [edited], so they secluded him. I'd like to see him in the general population so that he knows how it feels.
I agree. Scum of the earth should be treated accordingly.
He did look awful purty in that outfit with the purple shirt and capris.
I would say he’s not rockin’ that catalog ensemble and it’s bombing as bad as a rump laugh riot for the Correspondents dinner. Rather than warming up the crowd he dumps ice on them like confetti.
And all the books yet unread on my Kindle!
Maybe someone else is posting on his phone for him.
then obviously he's got contact with the outside world.
Ditto Leigh…
Personal news: I am only two diarrhea parasites away from my goal weight.
- @raykwong.lol
To the tune of Oklahoma!:
Trumporrhea, where the crap comes blasting out your rear
And you get the sweats with your gaseous jets
And the pain feels like it'll last a year
Trumporrhea, we have DOGE and RFK to blame
They cut the CDC and hurt food safety
Hope they get the shits too just the same
We know we hate this regime
Stupid is their only scheme
And when we say
Go away, motherfuckers, go away!
We're only saying
We hate your guts, MAGA dumbfucks, okay!
Rogers and Hammerstein would approve.
😂😂😂You outdid yourself with this one Doc!!
Oh, yeah, you want more R & H? Here you go! "Higher than fuck is the goaty dotard, grab a lady grab a lady grab a lady's hooch!"
Julie Andrews must be spinning in her dirndl!
"goaty dotard"! Love it!
Absolutely great 👍
You could say it's a blast 💩
😆😂🤣
👏👏👏
Brilliant! Less costly than GLP1, too.
I knew there was an up side!
🤣
Way to go!!
😂😂😂
Oy vey, such a life!
Which parasite may I ask?
I’m going with cy clo spora 1.0 atm
I wonder how many women Andrew has kept in confinement during his career and how THEY felt about it.
No commissary
No visits.
No contact with the outside world.
Just waiting for the rapist to come back
Poor snowflake Tate
Found out way too late
Being the worst predator
With nary a competitor
Can lead to INCARCERATE!
Keep your eye on Baron Trump who probably wont have to testify in the Tate fiasco... his mama wont let that happen...but it's still fun to think about. If that was my kid, he wouldn't be allowed anywhere near the creepy Tate bros. But the Trumps are not exactly parents of the year. 🙄
It's been such a depressing week, plus I'm back in rural Missouri for awhile which makes the stoopid even more intense, I'm gonna bake stuff all day and take a damned nap. Wake me up when it's over. 😂
Baron is a strange bird. It does not surprise me at all that he is besties with Tate.
Raised by a sociopathic predator and a conniving gold digger was a shitty hand to be dealt, money be damned
A conniving gold digger who is also a sociopathic predator.
He's just happy to have a friend.
Any friend at all
I just learned from Barbara McQuade’s book “The Fix” that the little depraved, never-tried-a-case Hitler-haircut-sporting Chief of Weaponization Ed Fucking Martin is from Missouri. How did I survive living in that Gestapo gulag for 25 years?
I hate it here. If I could move my farm, I would.
You wouldn't believe the kind of GOP local political crap we get...our primary is August 7. These idiots know exactly the buttons to push to appeal to the moronic citizens. It's embarrassing.
Rural Illinois here, so I sympathize Susan. The people in my village have a collective IQ of 2 and it is difficult to have any type of conversation without them throwing in digs on Biden and praising the orange turd. Mostly farmers here. It's like hell, only dumber
Right there with you. Ugh. It’s maddening. I don’t know what it will take… maybe a generational change.
I used to live in west central Illinois. Mentality is similar.
Sometimes it takes a lot for people to wake up
If Baron is eighteen or over, momma doesn’t get a say in whether he testifies or not. 18 = adult. He’s 20. Fully qualified to testify.
The problems with Barron started when he began at Uni, and the leash got loosened a little. Melania couldn't control his life like she always has done. I'd LOVE to know what she says to him about his connection with Tate.
"Jeez, don't I have ENOUGH problems with your FATHER?!!!"
I knew someone whose kid went to the same school as Barron in NYC and she wouldn't say anything bad about him because she felt sorry for him, he was so pathetic. No one liked him. Small wonder.
Enjoy the nature and quiet ☺️
It's never going to be over Susan. It's the world's cross to bare.
Noooooooooo!!!!!!!!!
Most thoughtful response I’ve read today Susan, happy baking…
Susan, it’s like hypnosis you made a wave of sleepiness wash over me like I’m at the Correspondent’s sleep-over.
So Andrew Tate has no visitors, no commissary but is allowed to have access to the internet?!? There are black kids in solitary confinement that don’t even have books because they were caught with half a roach in their car. Fuck that guy.
The guards should just house him with the cannibal. That would solve two problems at once.
Ooh, that’s vicious. Come sit by me.
You mean the cannibal would die of food poisoning?
ROFL!
Truly. Fuck him in a manner inconsistent with anything he would choose. 😡🤬
I read somewhere, but haven't verified, that he is sharing the cell with his brother.
Jesse Watters is the guy women look at and think "THAT'S why I'm single".
In my family, after we talk about some trashy man, we typically end it with "and he's not even GOOD LOOKING!"
The Found Object is the most effective birth control on the planet.
Last night while the PEDO was ranting and rambling and insulting people IN THE ROOM, it would have been awesome if the whole gathering had shouted, “QUIET PIGGY!” totally missed opportunity!
I wish these reporters would answer back instead of accepting his abuse stoically. Kaitlan Collins should say, "If you need a woman to smile at you that much why don't you try asking your wife?"
Good one!
Are you related to Jimmy?!!!
😂😂😂
No, but I have gotten laughs from my humorous novels. :)
Nice dream Colleen.
It's amazing how much of the Familiar Substance a body will eat if their salary depends upon it.
A flash mob!
This plan tells everything about Elon. Instead of putting out a movie with actual people he's going to deliver AI generated simulacra with Size D boobs and/or 8 Pack abs. But they will all be WHITE!!!
And his rendering of this fictional mythology will be historically accurate!
🤣
He needs to look at himself in the mirror
Jefff, your “ foundation” may be different day to day meaning that your core physical symptoms and biological inputs dictates how well you function, heal and resists disease. fluids, electrolytes, resting heart rate, metabolism are often measured.
Sorry to tell little Micro Rubio that “ A head for an eye” was a term used by Israelis during the Infatadas.
That's probably where Little Marco (or someone in the State Department got it from.
Oh, dear God. That little slime thinks he's going to be Viceroy of Cuba.
You mean when the PLO was murdering civilians in cafes and buses?
Palestinian suicide bombers blowing up buses filed with people. The PLO took mentally handicapped Palestinians and strapped explosives, told them where to go, what to blow up. Those were some of the darkest days for Israel.
As I heard it, they'd padlock the explosives on them so they didn't get cold feet. As long as we're going down this dark path, I recall that Biercian comment by George Packer after seeing the blown off head of a bomber. Packer noted the surprised expression on the face, unusual, since after all, he was the only one who knew what was about to happen.
Fat jokes. How classy. Has he looked in a mirror lately? And "the governor of Chicago"? Oh well, I guess it's sort of accurate. The ultra-wealthy Pritzker family pretty much does own Chicago. But hey Trump, SOME billionaires understand that people exist outside of themselves.
Drumpf could have said “mayor of Illinois” - Pritzger family own a lot, but I wouldn’t say it’s Chicago- they don’t even own any sports teams, which is probably why they suck most of the time. I just wish they threw some money at Chicago Public Schools who just laid off another 700 teachers/staff.
Remember the Islamic Republic of Japan!
Again, that is more accurately the Maneki-neko Republican of Japan. Sheesh, people gotta get it right.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maneki-neko
https://youtu.be/oR3V84pYkno
I’m aware. What I was referencing is when Trump called it “the Islamic Republic of Japan” in one of his recent demented speeches. I think it was at last NATO meeting he attended.
Is it me, or is Elon getting more demented? Is that even possible? 🤔
I don’t think it’s your imagination at all. When a person abuses that many drugs, in such a dedicated manner, it’s going to catch up with him sooner or later.
Shh! He's in mourning right now as people are widely calling the Tesla truck a modern Edsel.
😆 That comparison is on the right track, but doesn’t go far enough. The Edsel was a paragon of automotive wonderfulness compared to the cybertruck. Yes, the Edsel was unfortunate in some ways, but at least it didn’t look like a dumpster on wheels.
Just heading deeper and deeper into his K-holes
"Before this year ends, Grok Imagine will make a full-length movie of The Odyssey that is historically accurate and true to the art of Homer."
Ah, nothing like historical cyclops, sirens, giant cannibals, and sea monsters. You go, Elon!
Mythology is what Musk engages in every time he forecasts colonizing Mars and letting AI run the entire human existence. Plus, historically accurate mythology is an oxymoron, dumbshit.
Maybe Elon wants to next tackle the historically accurate Pentateuch.
😂😂😂 He must be high all the time.
Definitely. Flying around on Fork Force One
Fork Force One. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
And for anyone who watches his AI-slop movie, they’ll need to be high to follow it.
😂👏👏👏
I think I read somewhere that he takes ketamine.
I think it's a fact
He does and he's admitted it.
Ghislaine could probably give Andrew Tate some tips on how to go from cannibals to puppies.
Tate oughta be honored that they housed him next to the legendary Hannibal Lecter
“Auggghhhh… the late great Hannibal Lecter, who used to ride electric sharks until his magnets got wet…”
Ahahahhahahaha!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Tates should feel lucky that they aren’t giving him dog wormer treats and Clorox for breakfast 🤣