She's no better than he is in her own way. Her greed has enabled this farce of a marriage to go on. She's the parent who looks the other way when dad beats the kids. She knew what he was like when she married him, yet chose to have him as the father of her child. She is an embarrassment to women and her fellow immigrants.
Just a typical gold digger who keeps young thanks to her favorite plastic surgeon. I'm so thrilled her film is a flop especially since her MAGA fans don't have money for a ticket as they struggle to pay the rent and six pack for Saturday night.
The dog collar gives it away. She's nothing but GOP talking points personified. I might have, used to have, don't have anymore, sympathy for her. And in his SICK TWISTED way Trump is probably happy that her "film" flopped as he would be really pissed if his lowly wife took the spotlight off of him for a day or two. He's laughing all the way to the bank with the $40 million Bozo paid her.
Knowing the people here appreciate Jeff and making up their own fun similes and metaphors, I'm just going to drop this link in here. I don't know this guy personally, and he only posts once a week (Friday evenings), but the posts are usually 2000-2500 words long and are well worth the read.
What is his payout really—bc it must be pretty damn good or big to be totally ok with this flopasterpiece being pushed into the public sphere with his (bezos) name attached to it.
Did Trump sell him the moon?
Or, are they all so completely filled with hubris they all sat around thinking it’d be some Oscar worthy documentary?
I’d go watch the movie about how this whole thing transpired to be created. That’d actually be worth paying money to watch.
Yes, it may be payback for the Big Billionaire Blowjob Bill, giving Bezos, Mushk, Ellison, Suckerberg, et al a tax cut that they don't need and will not even notice
Plastic Fantastic Pneumatic wifey had something to do with this Melanoma fiasco. She has a hankering to be the Queen Bee of the Botox Banshees of Mierda al Lardo I believe and with her low IQ she envisioned this being her entry piece for admission to the ranks of the Grouper lipped groupies who hang out hoping to be noticed by Herr Shitzenpants at some sleazy wedding or Bar Mitzah being held on the premises.
Brilliant writing. Great epithets and accurate too. Grouper lipped groupies! Marvelous. Plastic Fantastic… for sure. What do these “modified “ women see when they lol in the mirror?
Her version of a heart of gold is that she's a shameless gold digger. How did that work out for ya, Mel? Married for money and an Einstein VISA (Ha!) to a lying, cheating, predator who embarrasses you and will be known as the most openly corrupt and stupid leader in world history. Worth it?
Hey if I were a dirt, poor girl from Slovakia with nothing but my looks, I might go the same route. She was pretty enough to be a "men's magazine model" and parleyed that into Epstein island where she met a stupid, old, rich American, married him and had a son, and never had to worry about money again. I would bet she was hoping he'd find a new girl.
I can only hope that when all these motherfuckers are impeached and imprisoned, ALL their assets are seized and given back to the American treasury, or distributed equitably throughout the population.
And for whatever it's worth, I was wondering if that asinine flick addresses that purported "Einstein Visa"...which sounds to me like just another steaming load of gaslighting.
Epstein Visa may be more accurate than ever. No, this supposed "documentary" is about (per Google AI Overview): "Melania': What to know about the US first lady's new ...Melania (2026) is a $40 million Wikipedia-style pseudo-documentary directed by Brett Ratner that chronicles the 20 days leading up to Donald Trump's second presidential inauguration in January 2025. It features, according to The Decider, a "narcotized" voiceover from Melania Trump focusing on her fashion choices, and preparations for returning to the White House." Just what audiences don't care about, judging by the lack of interest.
I'd say yes. She is an American citizen now, parents got citizenship fast, hasn't worked a day for about 30 years since she met him and I'm sure she's got millions stashed somewhere. She doesn't even live with him. People like her don't care what we think or their place in history.
Silly goose, she has no human characteristics. Empathy, morals, compassion, the capacity to love… She’s a big void, just like the even bigger void half of the Russian arranged marriage she was paid for
If the Office of Legal Counsel provides an opinion that a sitting President should not be subjected to a criminal trial - because there are remedies in terms of impeachment, and because otherwise a President would spend all of their time responding to various criminal indictments and trials -why is a sitting President allowed to pursue a lawsuit?
"The Office of Legal Counsel concluded that indicting or prosecuting a sitting president would unconstitutionally undermine the president’s ability to carry out the duties of the executive branch and interfere with governance. For this reason, OLC has taken the position that a sitting president is not amenable to criminal prosecution while in office, and impeachment is the proper constitutional remedy for serious misconduct."
It seems the OLC should state if this President can be plaintiff in civil actions they have given up their right to be insulated from criminal proceedings.
Why did they have to make it so chaotic? They could just announce that trump has another meeting or something and usher them out. Instead, they all lose their shit just because he did!
Excellent point George! If he’s too busy playing golf 2 or 3 days a week and too busy doing campaign rallies (on government property) and too busy invading countries and plotting the demise of our allies and too busy invading our cities and murdering our citizens with his brown shirts and too busy changing his dirty diapers… if he’s too busy doing all of that to be charged and convicted of criming it up then one can logically conclude that he’s too busy to be suing U.S. taxpayers for the crimes that he himself committed in the past. The taxpayers didn’t cheat on his taxes — he did. “Splain Lucy” (as Desi used to say”
My favorite line from today's post (and there are many contenders): ". . . a dress that now looks unavoidably like the redacted Epstein files." HA! Thanks, Jeff, for always making us laugh when we really want to sob.
Lindsey is the one holding out on the budget. He wants the amendment allowing members of Congress to sue for damages for the DOJ looking at their communications with the White House on Jan. 6 to be put back in.
I think I read from a body language expert or saw on an FBI documentary that when you look up when answering a question, you’re literally making shit up
I saw the clip last night (with volume) of him in the Oval Office acting so full of himself. Then you heard the explosions of him crapping himself. The woman in green holding her nose and the minions rushing reporters out Oval Office was so disgusting and embarrassing. This is our current reality. Thanks for posting Hegseth crushing his balls again. This clip always helps me feel better.
Unless the children are sleeping under aluminum blankets on the floor of a cold immigrant detention facility. Then, the fashion statement is: "I don't really care. Do you?"
Super Bowl half time? Well I understand the “Alternative Half Time Show” will feature Ms Laura singing. I swear for her to sing/bleat music such as Tom Petty’s “I Won’t Back Down” is worse than fingernails on a chalkboard… Couple that with Kid Rock or Ted Nugent or Lee Greenwood and I fear people watching will be induced to vomiting all the Super Bowl food. Best to All…
Tommy Tube Steak is being challenged on his run for chief imbecile of my fair current home state. He can’t decide if he is going to run it into the fucking ground from Florida or Alabama….
Said in a jumpy/croaky/shaky weird voice: "My ol-fact-ory sys-tem is all w--wacked out from all all the drugs I t-take, c-c-crap I eat, and shit I sw-swim in."
Noel Caslon, who worked on The Apprentice with him, said Trump strategically shits his diaper on purpose to terrorize people he doesn’t like. Funny how the AI video of his fat ass shitting diarrhea over citizens depicted that.
There are no coincidences.
Mega loves him so much they should slide his soiled diapers down and love his tiny mushroom like only a maga man can.
Thanks for the STUPID laughs—-my word…they are all idiots! Time to protest…without leather, without a stipend, without a beautiful sign…just my homemade one: DEMOCRACY NOT FACSISM
First, Sophie Gilbert wins "Best Analogy" award today. Second, my protest sign was made on the side of a Chewy cardboard box. I'm 73. I can't carry a wood and leather-paneled sign.
Melania's dress looks like a zebra that just fucking gave up.
I can understand how it was inspired by the Epstein redactorama.
She’s cleverly redacted all the places her disgusting husband tried to touch with his rotting hand
Redactorama...hahahahhaaaaa!
Subconsciously she’s rooting for the day her husband is wearing stripes
She's no better than he is in her own way. Her greed has enabled this farce of a marriage to go on. She's the parent who looks the other way when dad beats the kids. She knew what he was like when she married him, yet chose to have him as the father of her child. She is an embarrassment to women and her fellow immigrants.
Just a typical gold digger who keeps young thanks to her favorite plastic surgeon. I'm so thrilled her film is a flop especially since her MAGA fans don't have money for a ticket as they struggle to pay the rent and six pack for Saturday night.
Your comment was perfectly stated. Thank you! My thoughts exactly.
Soulless ghouls and whores, the lot of them
Barron is her guarantee of lots of $$$$$$ when he finally does the world a favor and dies ( by natural causes of course 🙄).
She's just an asset to his portfolio, window dressing. Part of his "alpha mystique." [retch!]
Amen!
Subconsciously she's rooting for the day he's six feet under the earth. I'm rooting for that consciously and out loud.
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🤭same!
Agree!! LOL!
The dog collar gives it away. She's nothing but GOP talking points personified. I might have, used to have, don't have anymore, sympathy for her. And in his SICK TWISTED way Trump is probably happy that her "film" flopped as he would be really pissed if his lowly wife took the spotlight off of him for a day or two. He's laughing all the way to the bank with the $40 million Bozo paid her.
She was part of Epstein’s cabal. He “had” her first. No sympathy for the devil.
"Hey! Stripe! What do you like?"
(Referencing the song Spike by Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers. You see, Spike wears a dog collar. Cool song, that's all.)
Perfect Mark!
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She looks perfect right now: ready to be delivered to a wax museum somewhere as is…
Knowing the people here appreciate Jeff and making up their own fun similes and metaphors, I'm just going to drop this link in here. I don't know this guy personally, and he only posts once a week (Friday evenings), but the posts are usually 2000-2500 words long and are well worth the read.
https://showercapblog.com/
He's similar to Jeff with just a little less swearing and he goes through a ton of subjects. I think this audience will appreciate it.
😂😂😂
Butt ugly. Looks like one of Ivanka’s designs.
Very timely
https://nationaltoday.com/international-zebra-day/
😂😂😂
Or just gave up fucking.
🤣😂🤣😂
Designer taxidermy is how I will forever refer to Melania from now on. lol
Also I’d rather squirt lemon juice into my eyes for 90 mins straight vs watching her propaganda fluff piece.
That is apparently a very common sentiment. Bezos's fascist $75 million suckup not showing much return on investment.
Oh I think he's probanly getting a big return, which has nothing to do with the movie.
This is what really has my interest.
What is his payout really—bc it must be pretty damn good or big to be totally ok with this flopasterpiece being pushed into the public sphere with his (bezos) name attached to it.
Did Trump sell him the moon?
Or, are they all so completely filled with hubris they all sat around thinking it’d be some Oscar worthy documentary?
I’d go watch the movie about how this whole thing transpired to be created. That’d actually be worth paying money to watch.
yes to your last para. - and re everyone involved considering the predictable humiliation (if unexpected, great - but surely foreseen)
He’s getting a lot of needed approvals for his Blue Origins flights in Florida.
Yes, it may be payback for the Big Billionaire Blowjob Bill, giving Bezos, Mushk, Ellison, Suckerberg, et al a tax cut that they don't need and will not even notice
I get a feeling that Bezos’
Plastic Fantastic Pneumatic wifey had something to do with this Melanoma fiasco. She has a hankering to be the Queen Bee of the Botox Banshees of Mierda al Lardo I believe and with her low IQ she envisioned this being her entry piece for admission to the ranks of the Grouper lipped groupies who hang out hoping to be noticed by Herr Shitzenpants at some sleazy wedding or Bar Mitzah being held on the premises.
Some glory, huh?
"Grouper lipped groupies" = LOL! I shall endeavor to use that in a sentence today.
Ditto, Mary…good one Ole
LOL!
She's another woman who used to be attractive until she discovered cosmetic surgery, and now she's grotesque.
Botox Banshees! Awesome!
Brilliant writing. Great epithets and accurate too. Grouper lipped groupies! Marvelous. Plastic Fantastic… for sure. What do these “modified “ women see when they lol in the mirror?
Don’t believe she can actually LOL with a frozen plastic face
“… “MELANOMA fiasco”!!! LOL PERFECT!
Oh, Ole! You win the best descriptive naming yet prize: Botox Banshees of Mierda al Lardo! 🤣😂🤣
some neat phrases there, Ole
My greatest regret re the Malaria movie is that Bezosj didn't spend more. $75M is pocket change for him.
Hey, he has to roll over every morning and look at Lauren. That's pretty bad punishment.
Unless he is in the Epstein Files!
Isn’t that guaranteed for all these billionaire sycophants Mary?
Bezos is in the E-files. Yes.
Ya think?!
The laughter and gasps he’s generated for the investment, might be worth it Doc.
Very similar to the 70 Million $ wedding to his (third?) wife.
His kinship with Trump is that they both have again whores for wives.
Oh, c'mon! Who doesn't love a movie about a floozy with a heart of gold?
Her version of a heart of gold is that she's a shameless gold digger. How did that work out for ya, Mel? Married for money and an Einstein VISA (Ha!) to a lying, cheating, predator who embarrasses you and will be known as the most openly corrupt and stupid leader in world history. Worth it?
Hey if I were a dirt, poor girl from Slovakia with nothing but my looks, I might go the same route. She was pretty enough to be a "men's magazine model" and parleyed that into Epstein island where she met a stupid, old, rich American, married him and had a son, and never had to worry about money again. I would bet she was hoping he'd find a new girl.
I think she's hoping he'll hurry up and croak already
Her idol is Henry the 8th's sixth wife.
Yeah before he gets arrested.
I can only hope that when all these motherfuckers are impeached and imprisoned, ALL their assets are seized and given back to the American treasury, or distributed equitably throughout the population.
From your mouth to God's ears.
Hell Yeah, Doc !!! You ever seen the Slovenian ghetto 👎?
You’d choke that mushroom right on down, and act like you enjoyed it just like Jeffrey said to do!
Ewwwww
Ouch, babe...
What is EPSTEIN VISA?
My dyslexic eye saw "EPSTEIN Visa" 😹
And for whatever it's worth, I was wondering if that asinine flick addresses that purported "Einstein Visa"...which sounds to me like just another steaming load of gaslighting.
Epstein Visa may be more accurate than ever. No, this supposed "documentary" is about (per Google AI Overview): "Melania': What to know about the US first lady's new ...Melania (2026) is a $40 million Wikipedia-style pseudo-documentary directed by Brett Ratner that chronicles the 20 days leading up to Donald Trump's second presidential inauguration in January 2025. It features, according to The Decider, a "narcotized" voiceover from Melania Trump focusing on her fashion choices, and preparations for returning to the White House." Just what audiences don't care about, judging by the lack of interest.
I'd say yes. She is an American citizen now, parents got citizenship fast, hasn't worked a day for about 30 years since she met him and I'm sure she's got millions stashed somewhere. She doesn't even live with him. People like her don't care what we think or their place in history.
Pretty sure that was an Epstein Visa
Right, you are Doc!
Silly goose, she has no human characteristics. Empathy, morals, compassion, the capacity to love… She’s a big void, just like the even bigger void half of the Russian arranged marriage she was paid for
Except this ho does not have a heart of gold. She is made of ice
Like all reptiles
😂
I heard that they are offering people $50 to watch it as long as they watch the whole thing to the end.
I’d pay them $50 to not watch it lol
I'll not watch it for free.
In fact, I'm doing it now!!
Yeah, lol, you wait, that's the next Amazon scheme for us to keep subsidizing this shit, fees to opt out.
🤣🤣🤣🤣I’d rather go Blind than watch that trollop! Epstein’s ho then trumps…Way to go! Shag your way to the bottom.🤢🤢
Shag your way to the bottom is right!!
Now if she told the REAL story with no lies, exposed all the corruption, filth, and complicity she’s been privy to all these years?
Well that would get a 100% rotten tomatoes instead of the 7% score she got on this lying vapid fluff piece.
She doesn't care. She got her $40,000,000 up front, as working girls do.
As HIGH as 7%!! Holy Shit! 🤣🤣🙈
Don’t give them ideas. We’re not far from mandatory broadcasting.
There would be vomit all over the floor!
Cheap skates- they're going to have to up the ante one helluva lot.
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👆 T H I S
Benzo will put it on Netflix soon
Thanks Jeff.
I have a question (raises hand)...
If the Office of Legal Counsel provides an opinion that a sitting President should not be subjected to a criminal trial - because there are remedies in terms of impeachment, and because otherwise a President would spend all of their time responding to various criminal indictments and trials -why is a sitting President allowed to pursue a lawsuit?
"The Office of Legal Counsel concluded that indicting or prosecuting a sitting president would unconstitutionally undermine the president’s ability to carry out the duties of the executive branch and interfere with governance. For this reason, OLC has taken the position that a sitting president is not amenable to criminal prosecution while in office, and impeachment is the proper constitutional remedy for serious misconduct."
It seems the OLC should state if this President can be plaintiff in civil actions they have given up their right to be insulated from criminal proceedings.
he's actually our SHITTING president
RFK, Jr. is standing there thinking, “What’s the big deal? I’ve gone swimming in water that smelled worse than that!”.
Touché Barbara!
Thanks!
My pleasure Barbara, my favorite post du jour!
😂
Donnie makes a doody in his pants! How can the next prez top that? He looked quite pleased...
Mommy! Mommy! I made boom boom!
Oh yeah, and because his mommy never praised him for good potty habits, trump became a deviant sociopath.
He had to have filled his pull-ups. The people were hustled out asap. Who is tasked with cleaning him up?
That is actually a very valid question. Talk about a thankless job. Unless one of his cultists might really want to do it. Damn, what am I saying?!
In the Tudor era that would be the Groom of the Stool. Which stool is up for debate.
Urp! :-(
Why did they have to make it so chaotic? They could just announce that trump has another meeting or something and usher them out. Instead, they all lose their shit just because he did!
As long as it’s not me, I don’t care, do you?
Melania says, "ditto"
she won't touch that shit
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Excellent point George! If he’s too busy playing golf 2 or 3 days a week and too busy doing campaign rallies (on government property) and too busy invading countries and plotting the demise of our allies and too busy invading our cities and murdering our citizens with his brown shirts and too busy changing his dirty diapers… if he’s too busy doing all of that to be charged and convicted of criming it up then one can logically conclude that he’s too busy to be suing U.S. taxpayers for the crimes that he himself committed in the past. The taxpayers didn’t cheat on his taxes — he did. “Splain Lucy” (as Desi used to say”
Desi always said ‘ You got some ‘splainin to do, Lucy!’
You are correct, sir. But the Alt Universe doesn't recognize basic logic.
Yes, and its inhabitants are “factose” intolerant.
That is a damn good point!
You’re presuming he would follow any Office of Legal Counsel opinion.
My favorite line from today's post (and there are many contenders): ". . . a dress that now looks unavoidably like the redacted Epstein files." HA! Thanks, Jeff, for always making us laugh when we really want to sob.
Yes you are right Joanne! Jeff is the man! When Jeff’s posts come on line it can be said with all sincerity and extreme confidence: “The man is here”…
And the “Dude” would concur!
Yes, I love that line too Jeff. A giggle is WAY better than sobbing.
Not just any leather for my sign; I use 2 Corinthians leather.
i use erikka's cast off pleather pants for my sign
Mine are Nagahyde, unfortunately a ton of Naga’s had to die for my signs Mark
Stripped from your Chrysler Cordova, I bet
Oh, you people! I am proud to know you.
yes boss
Or as pres dumbshit pronounces it, Aye Aye Corinthians
Lindsey is used to looking up because he's always kneeling to kiss preznit predator's ass. Or worse.
Much worse Doc!
Lindsey is the one holding out on the budget. He wants the amendment allowing members of Congress to sue for damages for the DOJ looking at their communications with the White House on Jan. 6 to be put back in.
Tell us you're an insurrectionist without saying you're an insurrectionist, Lind.
Fuck Lindsey!
NO! He would like that too much.
No, don't give him any pleasure. None at all.
Again
Ewwww
I think I read from a body language expert or saw on an FBI documentary that when you look up when answering a question, you’re literally making shit up
I saw the clip last night (with volume) of him in the Oval Office acting so full of himself. Then you heard the explosions of him crapping himself. The woman in green holding her nose and the minions rushing reporters out Oval Office was so disgusting and embarrassing. This is our current reality. Thanks for posting Hegseth crushing his balls again. This clip always helps me feel better.
I wonder which one of them had to help him clean up that mess in his pants?
Possibly that blond woman who follows him around with a printer to show him good news? She is certifiable.
Printer Trad Wife?!
Do you mean wife #4?!
Oh gawd- not enough money in the world for that job🤮
I liked this bit from the Guardian's review even more:
“As first lady, children will always remain my priority,” she coos, and you can almost picture her coaxing them into her little gingerbread house."
Unless the children are sleeping under aluminum blankets on the floor of a cold immigrant detention facility. Then, the fashion statement is: "I don't really care. Do you?"
That intentionally cruel jacket defines her
FOREVER
The same Melania on tape exclaiming..why do I have to do the decorations...I hate fukeen Chreestmazzz!
Pure gold
Did Rudy Colludy finally cough up that dough that he owes Shaye and Ruby for ruining their lives with his big fucking lie-slinging pie hole?
Likely not…which is why he’s reduced to offal he’s wearing from Zoot Suits R Us. Colludy is a brokey jokey.
Zoots Suits R Us. LOL. He was on his way to a WWE event.
I believe they received a ton of his expensive trinkets like his watch collection, a residence or two, along with his car collection. Iirc Doc.
But not, apparently, that ring he's wearing...
Another excellent start to a weekend! Rudy's suit, tho. 🤯
Other funny reviews I read Melonomas movie:
If constipation were a movie. – Doctors Across Borders
The butt-plug of the silver screen. – Kink Magazine
I hoped for a massive coronary 5 minutes in. - Leonard Maltin
I suggest a large dose of penicillin after watching this STD of documentaries. – Dr. Oz
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Oh, but I love most what INDECLINE did to her promo billboard: M shitting on the US flag. https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/melania-amazon-doc-ads-defaced-indecline-1235507184/
God blesses artists because we do his work
Ooooohhh....thats a good one! 😂😂
Indecline!
That is Rudy’s Pimp outfit it will definitely stop traffic.
😂🤣😂🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Super Bowl half time? Well I understand the “Alternative Half Time Show” will feature Ms Laura singing. I swear for her to sing/bleat music such as Tom Petty’s “I Won’t Back Down” is worse than fingernails on a chalkboard… Couple that with Kid Rock or Ted Nugent or Lee Greenwood and I fear people watching will be induced to vomiting all the Super Bowl food. Best to All…
EW!!!! To them all!!
Just watch the Puppy Bowl
The people vomiting at half time would be the Maga half wits- so I encourage vomiting.
Also, listening to Drumpf ramble on is equal to or worse than listening to Laura LosseLips singing…
I’m not sure Dave.. have you heard Ms Laura sing? With a goat in the background? That’s some grade A head splitting stuff going on…
Don't forget Nikki M. Some rap?
I can’t do that I tell ya.. As Jerry Garcia said.. rap ain’t music, it’s just someone talking to music, that’s called rapping..
Tommy Tube Steak is being challenged on his run for chief imbecile of my fair current home state. He can’t decide if he is going to run it into the fucking ground from Florida or Alabama….
By the way, I honestly think he did shit his pants this the 5 alarm fire to get everyone tf out expeditiously.
RFK, Jr. standing right behind him: "Yum, do I smell lunch?"
Said in a jumpy/croaky/shaky weird voice: "My ol-fact-ory sys-tem is all w--wacked out from all all the drugs I t-take, c-c-crap I eat, and shit I sw-swim in."
Or was it a tent stake? Jury’s still out!
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Appears to be the case Cherie, good call!
Noel Caslon, who worked on The Apprentice with him, said Trump strategically shits his diaper on purpose to terrorize people he doesn’t like. Funny how the AI video of his fat ass shitting diarrhea over citizens depicted that.
There are no coincidences.
Mega loves him so much they should slide his soiled diapers down and love his tiny mushroom like only a maga man can.
Definitely.
Thanks for the STUPID laughs—-my word…they are all idiots! Time to protest…without leather, without a stipend, without a beautiful sign…just my homemade one: DEMOCRACY NOT FACSISM
That's gotta stink! Yeah, Lindsey's in a rare state. I love watching some anxiety-ridden guy trying to sell some shit he knows is not gonna sell.
First, Sophie Gilbert wins "Best Analogy" award today. Second, my protest sign was made on the side of a Chewy cardboard box. I'm 73. I can't carry a wood and leather-paneled sign.