Someone needs to make “It’s A Wonderful Life II”, with apprentice angel Jimmy Stewart earning his wings by showing America how much better our country would have been had Leonard Leo’s father and Fred Trump both pulled out in time
And lashing out at Leo, is fucking hilarious. Nothing like biting the hand that feeds you. Pencil dick Leo2025, just wants us all to die. The death rattle to USAID has killed over 300,000 people. Over 200,000 were children. One Republican asshat said yesterday woman don't need mammograms because they kill women. Joni Ernst told her constitutes, "We're all going to die." You first, Joni.
One of my fellow Iowans has ordered a bunch of Joni Earnst yard signs. Joni Earnst, Senator from Iowa, "We're all gonna die" is all they say. I don't have a yard, but I might put one in my car window
Of COURSE we're all going to die - eventually, but the first thing I thought of was: BUT tiny children and their mothers in fucking LABOUR shouldn't be those DYING from starvation RIGHT NOW, you fucking GHOUL It took all my strength NOT to chuck something heavy through the teevee right at her up-close and fugly face!
There's going to be a lot more wings before this is all said and done. We all know who won't ever get his wings as the caca taco doofus gets closer by the day to sporting those very deserving horns.
Nah, Donnie's too stupid to be very important in Hell. Satan may appreciate the evil that Donnie engendered, encouraged and enabled during his time here...but Donnie won't win any horns with his lazy ignorance.
if you had told me in 1972 that one day far in the future, people would start sentences with "at least Nixon," I would have said get the fuck out of here
Nixon’s policies killed so many, ruined so many. And yet the death toll these monsters have exacted has already surpass3d that regime. It’s a waking nightmare. Evil.
In fairness to Nixon (who deserves no fairness), Eisenhower put "advisors" in Cambodia in the 50's. The war just didn't start with Nixon. Plenty of blame to go around with the Dems too. Kennedy and Johnson.
Re JFK in that scenario, no. He wanted to get out of 'Nam. He wrote up an order for the military to drawn down almost completely, announced his intention to the generals, and six weeks later, he was dead. Four days after his assassination, LBJ signed the order to escalate.
So fortunate for you you didn't grow up in California when Reagan was governor. Not a fun period of time, gassed, beaten, shot at during his first term...
I despised Nixon. Ronnie Raygun I merely hated and the Bushes I loathed, the second more than the first. But Trump makes them all look like pikers when it comes to destroying democracy. Scalia, Thomas, Alito all came out of the Reagan-Bush years. Trump put four more like them on the court, because the Federalist Society told him to, and thanks to Leonard Leo. Apparently, Trump doesn’t understand that Leo holds a lot of power in Washington.
Trump in a rage would throw ANYONE--even Miller--under a bus. But if he thinks that he'd be where he is right now without Leonard Leo's engineering the Supreme Court for the Republicans, he isn't just stupid, he has hopelessly descended beyond total cognitive decline into some kind of dementia.
Leo is an idealogue who will probably not respond to Cheetos’s rant in any way that would interfere with his plan but I would like to think that he might at least give his justices the go ahead to take Cheeto down a couple of pegs. A girl can dream…
In the early '70s, the GOP had started on its downward slide to hell, having taken on all those white Southern Democrats and the woman-hating Evangelists and conservative Catholics, but it still had honorable adherents like Elliott Richardson, Margaret Chase Smith, Ed Brooke, "Mac" Mathias, and Mark Hatfield. Once Reagan got elected and then Newt Gingrich rose to power, the descent got steeper and steeper. Now they're mostly a bunch of brainless, gutless zombies.
I was born in 75, so I only know the sane GOP through the history books that they won't teach these days. I have, however, seen the descent into madness since Reagan. I recognized it for what it was at a young age, helped by my parents and other relatives, and determined to always strive to do better than what I saw from them. The bar is so low these days that I hardly need to get out of bed to jump over it
California used to be home to moderate Republicans who could win statewide and even in LA. Then the Christian right took over the state party. Given the sorts of younger Trumpers dominating the GOP, they’ll be lucky to hold what used to be easy wins out in the far reaches of Riverside and San Berdoo counties.
Charlie Baker, a reasonably moderate (i.e., sane) Republican, was elected governor of MA in 2014 and re-elected in 2018. He didn't run again in 2022, probably because two terms were enough but there was speculation that he couldn't have survived the GOP primary because the state GOP had gone full MAGA in the meantime. (I should add that the state Democratic Party is nothing to write home about.)
That ended with Proposition 13. I have donated to democrats who have run and won in Modesto and in the San Diego area, only to see them vote for t nominees. That's not what I gave them money for. I'm living on Social Security, so I don't have any money for people like them. Harder, Min, Tran, ask someone else next time. And I gave Harder money monthly for years!
Prop. 13 created a complete hash of local budgets.
What I’m looking at is what happened to the Calif. GOP in the early ‘90s. Someone like Pete Wilson couldn’t win a GOP primary now, much less the governorship. Same goes for someone like Richard Riordan; that person has zero chance of becoming mayor of Los Angeles.
I’d like a word with the Democratic senators who voted to confirm Rubio and the other “sane” Cabinet picks. Thanks for nothing.
True, but they also had Spiro Agnew, John Mitchell, Henry Kissinger and a complete cast of evil characters who almost got away with it. Fingers crossed that the good guys win this time! 🤞
If 2024 vorpal went back and told 2016 vorpal that he would end up on the same side and agreeing with Liz Cheney he would be roundly told to fuck off in his Tardis to the future
I remember May 4. I was in a lecture hall and when the professor came in, he announced what had happened and dismissed the class. Do they remember May 15, 1969? Were their classes dismissed the next day?
Raygun was all for cops using lethal force. He became pro-gun control, at least briefly, if it meant disarming the Black Panthers. What I remember from 1969, because I was growing up in Chicago, was the murders of Fred Hampton and Mark Clark during a “raid” by Chicago police, Cook County state’s attorney investigators, FBI and who knows who else.
Oh, yes, the Panthers showing up at the State House with unloaded rifles changed the California Assembly and Senate into gun control fiends within an hour. But the loss of Mark Clark and Fred Hampton was a national loss and we felt it heavily in the Bay Area. But Hoover lasted several more years and pretty much terrorizing the left, although the Weather Underground evaded them.
Ever so much this^^^ Then Reagan who killed so many gay men with his incompetence with the AIDS epidemic. Then things got worse with "Shrub", and now compared to the mushroom-dicked jerk, "Shrub" looks almost competent.
He didn’t put himself above the Senate(he’d been a Senator), because he knew that Senators are in positions to get things done, and he realized that the game was up.
Well, Seid is one big donor but so is The Koch Industries along with the Mercer Family, especially Rebecca. Leo owns 42 shell companies that claim religious status. They don’t pay anything in taxes. You know who owns one of those companies? Ginni Thomas!! Sheldon Whitehouse has been following the money for 10 years. The Russian Orthodox Church and their oligarchs “contribute” funds too. Those 42 companies pay each other like you would ride a merry-go-round. Dirty pool!
Patrick, a book was recently released called OPUS by Gareth Gore. My youngest daughter gave me the book as a present which I haven’t had time to read. I believe he investigates government illegal snafus such as this. Supposedly Leonard Leo is all over the pages.
“I also keep thinking about how many FedSoc folks insisted that FedSoc had nothing to do with the Trump Admin; that it doesn't take positions or recommend judges; that Leo was just freelancing.
That, apparently, is not how Trump saw FedSoc's role in his first administration ...”
We'll see what happens when Justice Balls-n-Strikes and his Taney Court 2.0 find some sort of asinine Bush v. Gore-style carveout for it. We're all on tenterhooks just *waiting.* And my goodness you'd have to be rock stupid to try to invest in America with this regulatory environment. The tariffs are on again...they're off again....they're walked back...no they're on again...no, the pricktator contradicted himself because accountability is only for Democrats.
The difficulty is, the enforcement goes with the pricktator's transnational, ethnonationalist and racist criminal syndicate, the law enforcement led by Frau Pam. So we will see.
Right now the only people doing well out of this are those with the money to play the stock market casino and buy low, sell high.
“Peter Doocy commits a journalism—“ a miracle in itself! I couldn’t stand him when I USED to watch Biden’s press briefings. Donny convicted a year ago….he should be in jail…definitely NOT the president! Happy Friday (hopefully) to all on this list!!!
Peter Doocy doesn’t seem to understand that LieVitt is already operating under the Project 2025 Constitution not the Constitution this Republican crew swore to uphold. Every answer any of these clowns, including that long spew on Truth Social not written by Trump is Project 2025 new Constitution -
You wonder if, down the road - they will regret the way they steamrolled Biden, holding him to strange reality tv/WWE ‘entertainment’ standards… end of an era just sayin
I'm still waiting for a journalist to ask Press Barbie what makeup brand the Convicted Felon uses. He's a shade away from full brownface and the makeup line (because blending is for Commies, I guess) is visible from yards away.
Yes, as crazy and hate filled as these long posts are, it's apparent Taco Turd isn't writing them. He can't form a complete sentence and could never follow a thought that long.
I don't think he attacked Leo. I think Leo gave him permission to throw him under the bus for public consumption, so Donnie can play both sides of the street to gain support.
maybe Leo told Donnie that he all washed up and that they don't need him anymore. That could also spur Mr. taco to write something like that. With me it's mostly speculation you know. Possibilities.
Yes, I’ve come to the conclusion that any post that’s in ALL CAPS, has at least a few spelling errors and has zero polysyllabic content is created by Shitler, probably while sitting on his golden toilet. The rest are farmed out to someone else. Maybe they decided to give Couchfuck something to keep him busy?
OMG 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂The ending WAS a masterpiece indeed. I kept rewatching it, and laughed every time. At first I missed Jeanine’s reaction in the background (thought it was the same as the original clip), but nope. Pure genius. It helped make up for the disgusting SCOTUS ruling letting Taco tRUMP end program protecting Haitians and Venezuelans🤬
Wow - a break up between fat fuck Leonard Leo and fat fuck TACO Donny Convict? Was there a fight at the McDonalds unlimited food bar between Timothy Cardinal Dolan, Leonard Leo, and TACO Donny Convict? Leo purchased the Supreme Court for these simpleton dumb fucks and now they are throwing his morbidly rich fat ass into a DC beltway dumpster? What’s next, Clearance Sale Thomas and Ginny-up-for-my-useless-husband Thomas and Sam the Sham Illegal Alito declaring their Price-is-Right Showcase winnings from these hack criminal fucks?
The Vatican is coming for Opus Dei Leo. Pope Francis tried to get him under control. Unfortunately, he was old and sick. Now Pope Leo com Chicago (the town of mobsters) was selected in a very short Conclave. Pope Leo is having a rally on 6/14 🤣🤣
Trump ends his bullshit rant with “Thank you for your attention to this matter” as if his enraged readers will take action and remove the judges. Leonard Leo will not have to worry because well, TACO.
Seriously, can we just start telling everyone that Donny is Donny Velvet Taco ManBaby, or at least accuse him of having a velvet taco? Cuz I think we should.
I mean, hes firing people left and right now, to satisfy his hissy fit. I guess hes feeling a lot of feelings right now.
“Thank you for your attention to this matter!” It's bizarre! I keep thinking of the manager of a Walmart store on an overhead speaker to customers: "There's been a spill on aisle 13, so we have had to close it off. Thank you for your attention to this matter."
(P.S. Quick question, Jeff. What do those numbers at the end of your columns mean? Is it your form of a sign off? Thank you for your attention to this matter!)
Every time a Reagan judge or a Trump judge rules against AnusMouthPantLoad, an angel gets its’ wings.
Someone needs to make “It’s A Wonderful Life II”, with apprentice angel Jimmy Stewart earning his wings by showing America how much better our country would have been had Leonard Leo’s father and Fred Trump both pulled out in time
Add Musk’s and Vances’s fathers to that list!
Hahaha!! 🤣
And lashing out at Leo, is fucking hilarious. Nothing like biting the hand that feeds you. Pencil dick Leo2025, just wants us all to die. The death rattle to USAID has killed over 300,000 people. Over 200,000 were children. One Republican asshat said yesterday woman don't need mammograms because they kill women. Joni Ernst told her constitutes, "We're all going to die." You first, Joni.
One of my fellow Iowans has ordered a bunch of Joni Earnst yard signs. Joni Earnst, Senator from Iowa, "We're all gonna die" is all they say. I don't have a yard, but I might put one in my car window
Joni Ernst sold her soul when she voted to confirm Hegseth. She's just a MAGA tool now.
Of COURSE we're all going to die - eventually, but the first thing I thought of was: BUT tiny children and their mothers in fucking LABOUR shouldn't be those DYING from starvation RIGHT NOW, you fucking GHOUL It took all my strength NOT to chuck something heavy through the teevee right at her up-close and fugly face!
Omg what a sick bitch Joni Ernst is. Most, if not all have no empthy and call themselves Christian.
There's going to be a lot more wings before this is all said and done. We all know who won't ever get his wings as the caca taco doofus gets closer by the day to sporting those very deserving horns.
Nah, Donnie's too stupid to be very important in Hell. Satan may appreciate the evil that Donnie engendered, encouraged and enabled during his time here...but Donnie won't win any horns with his lazy ignorance.
Sphinter Face, I love it!
At least Nixon got drunk and went to bed at night. At least Nixon was capable of reason. At least Nixon had Checkers.
if you had told me in 1972 that one day far in the future, people would start sentences with "at least Nixon," I would have said get the fuck out of here
Never thought I'd hate anyone as much as I hated Nixon, but life is just full of surprises.
How’s the hatred level for the treasonous connard Reagan Linda??
Oh, right up there, along with the Bushes. But my hatred for Nixon stems from being a 60s kid and the Vietnam War.
Nixon’s policies killed so many, ruined so many. And yet the death toll these monsters have exacted has already surpass3d that regime. It’s a waking nightmare. Evil.
Trump makes Nixon look like a rank amateur.
In fairness to Nixon (who deserves no fairness), Eisenhower put "advisors" in Cambodia in the 50's. The war just didn't start with Nixon. Plenty of blame to go around with the Dems too. Kennedy and Johnson.
Re JFK in that scenario, no. He wanted to get out of 'Nam. He wrote up an order for the military to drawn down almost completely, announced his intention to the generals, and six weeks later, he was dead. Four days after his assassination, LBJ signed the order to escalate.
Too true.
Didn't Truman get that ball rolling?
https://www.history.com/articles/us-presidents-vietnam-war-escalation
Yup--thank you for mentioning that!
So fortunate for you you didn't grow up in California when Reagan was governor. Not a fun period of time, gassed, beaten, shot at during his first term...
I was gassed and clubbed under Nixon's regime.
Did you forget, “Hey, hey, LBJ/How many kids did you kill today?”
No, I didn't forget. I remember it all too well. I hated Johnson too.
I despised Nixon. Ronnie Raygun I merely hated and the Bushes I loathed, the second more than the first. But Trump makes them all look like pikers when it comes to destroying democracy. Scalia, Thomas, Alito all came out of the Reagan-Bush years. Trump put four more like them on the court, because the Federalist Society told him to, and thanks to Leonard Leo. Apparently, Trump doesn’t understand that Leo holds a lot of power in Washington.
Trump in a rage would throw ANYONE--even Miller--under a bus. But if he thinks that he'd be where he is right now without Leonard Leo's engineering the Supreme Court for the Republicans, he isn't just stupid, he has hopelessly descended beyond total cognitive decline into some kind of dementia.
Leo is an idealogue who will probably not respond to Cheetos’s rant in any way that would interfere with his plan but I would like to think that he might at least give his justices the go ahead to take Cheeto down a couple of pegs. A girl can dream…
This h’yer is whut I wood cawl a mixed bag
In the early '70s, the GOP had started on its downward slide to hell, having taken on all those white Southern Democrats and the woman-hating Evangelists and conservative Catholics, but it still had honorable adherents like Elliott Richardson, Margaret Chase Smith, Ed Brooke, "Mac" Mathias, and Mark Hatfield. Once Reagan got elected and then Newt Gingrich rose to power, the descent got steeper and steeper. Now they're mostly a bunch of brainless, gutless zombies.
I was born in 75, so I only know the sane GOP through the history books that they won't teach these days. I have, however, seen the descent into madness since Reagan. I recognized it for what it was at a young age, helped by my parents and other relatives, and determined to always strive to do better than what I saw from them. The bar is so low these days that I hardly need to get out of bed to jump over it
California has been the leader since the Sixties.
California used to be home to moderate Republicans who could win statewide and even in LA. Then the Christian right took over the state party. Given the sorts of younger Trumpers dominating the GOP, they’ll be lucky to hold what used to be easy wins out in the far reaches of Riverside and San Berdoo counties.
Charlie Baker, a reasonably moderate (i.e., sane) Republican, was elected governor of MA in 2014 and re-elected in 2018. He didn't run again in 2022, probably because two terms were enough but there was speculation that he couldn't have survived the GOP primary because the state GOP had gone full MAGA in the meantime. (I should add that the state Democratic Party is nothing to write home about.)
That ended with Proposition 13. I have donated to democrats who have run and won in Modesto and in the San Diego area, only to see them vote for t nominees. That's not what I gave them money for. I'm living on Social Security, so I don't have any money for people like them. Harder, Min, Tran, ask someone else next time. And I gave Harder money monthly for years!
Prop. 13 created a complete hash of local budgets.
What I’m looking at is what happened to the Calif. GOP in the early ‘90s. Someone like Pete Wilson couldn’t win a GOP primary now, much less the governorship. Same goes for someone like Richard Riordan; that person has zero chance of becoming mayor of Los Angeles.
I’d like a word with the Democratic senators who voted to confirm Rubio and the other “sane” Cabinet picks. Thanks for nothing.
True, but they also had Spiro Agnew, John Mitchell, Henry Kissinger and a complete cast of evil characters who almost got away with it. Fingers crossed that the good guys win this time! 🤞
Truer words Susanna!!
If 2024 vorpal went back and told 2016 vorpal that he would end up on the same side and agreeing with Liz Cheney he would be roundly told to fuck off in his Tardis to the future
Same. And, yet…
Nixon was a f***ing Boy Scout compared to the TACO King.
A former colleague who was in the parking lot at Kent State would still say that.
I remember May 4. I was in a lecture hall and when the professor came in, he announced what had happened and dismissed the class. Do they remember May 15, 1969? Were their classes dismissed the next day?
Raygun was all for cops using lethal force. He became pro-gun control, at least briefly, if it meant disarming the Black Panthers. What I remember from 1969, because I was growing up in Chicago, was the murders of Fred Hampton and Mark Clark during a “raid” by Chicago police, Cook County state’s attorney investigators, FBI and who knows who else.
Oh, yes, the Panthers showing up at the State House with unloaded rifles changed the California Assembly and Senate into gun control fiends within an hour. But the loss of Mark Clark and Fred Hampton was a national loss and we felt it heavily in the Bay Area. But Hoover lasted several more years and pretty much terrorizing the left, although the Weather Underground evaded them.
I have long said that one of the worst things about Trump is it makes you actually look with some FONDNESS at RICHARD NIXON
I wouldn't go that far.
As have I.
Ever so much this^^^ Then Reagan who killed so many gay men with his incompetence with the AIDS epidemic. Then things got worse with "Shrub", and now compared to the mushroom-dicked jerk, "Shrub" looks almost competent.
or the sentence that starts "Well, at least Hitler liked dogs. . . "
Nixon also had th dignity enough to step away from the office!! I think about that sometime.
He didn’t put himself above the Senate(he’d been a Senator), because he knew that Senators are in positions to get things done, and he realized that the game was up.
I get it. But he still stepped away. More than TACO will ever do
But that barely saved his drab personality.🤭
Omg all true!
Ditto, I lost a good friend and neighbor in that false flag war Linda!!
1. True, Leonard Leo is a sleaze bag, but so’s Donny. I guess the judges picked just weren’t sleazy enough.
2. All hail Marc Elias and his team at Democracy Docket. Just as Jeff is required reading, so is Democracy Docket.
Rick Wilson nailed it: Everything Trump Touches Dies
Marc Elias is my “go-to” mainly because Bannon hates him. He knows he’s smarter than they are.
Indeed Kat-EI!!
Leo wouldn’t be the utsic, trou de cul he is, if it weren’t for the Federalist Society, along with the $1.6 Billion donation by Barre Seid…
I wonder if Leo was pissed
Is Leo an abused alter boy?🤔
Leo is a small religious fanatic who wants his deceased disabled daughter to be canonized like Joan of Arc!
Hadn’t thought about that Lisa, alter boys were certainly targeted…you’ve not just set the nail, you just drove it home!!
Indeed Kay-EI!!
Leo wouldn’t be the Ut sic, trou de cul he is, if it weren’t for the Federalist Society, along with the $1.6 Billion donation by Barre Seid…
Well, Seid is one big donor but so is The Koch Industries along with the Mercer Family, especially Rebecca. Leo owns 42 shell companies that claim religious status. They don’t pay anything in taxes. You know who owns one of those companies? Ginni Thomas!! Sheldon Whitehouse has been following the money for 10 years. The Russian Orthodox Church and their oligarchs “contribute” funds too. Those 42 companies pay each other like you would ride a merry-go-round. Dirty pool!
Whitehouse has the receipts. I love following his directions where this all has led.
Yeah he does. I do love all of his reveals.
Truer words Marlene, Leo is an Opus Dei favorite of a number of wealthy, influential and powerful groups!!
Patrick, a book was recently released called OPUS by Gareth Gore. My youngest daughter gave me the book as a present which I haven’t had time to read. I believe he investigates government illegal snafus such as this. Supposedly Leonard Leo is all over the pages.
(was a lot $ at the time, seems like chump change now…)
“I also keep thinking about how many FedSoc folks insisted that FedSoc had nothing to do with the Trump Admin; that it doesn't take positions or recommend judges; that Leo was just freelancing.
That, apparently, is not how Trump saw FedSoc's role in his first administration ...”
-@joshchafetz.bsky.social
Taco is a great nickname for trump, but I like "Soft Taco" even better.
Rubio can be the Flaccid Enchilada
One of those Tex-Mex abominations that is cheese and onions rolled up in a limp corn tortilla and slathered with that diarrhea-brown sauce
Yum, are you kidding?
I lost my appetite at "diarrhea". But he had me going till then!
that was his word. I call it it enchilada sauce.
Eeew. That sure sounds disgusting.
Complete with a sad dollop of sour cream.
All the while guacamoling his dipe dipe.
Personally, I like "caca taco" because we are being fed a shit sandwich daily.
More of soggy stale limp taco Mark, but I like your style!!
We'll see what happens when Justice Balls-n-Strikes and his Taney Court 2.0 find some sort of asinine Bush v. Gore-style carveout for it. We're all on tenterhooks just *waiting.* And my goodness you'd have to be rock stupid to try to invest in America with this regulatory environment. The tariffs are on again...they're off again....they're walked back...no they're on again...no, the pricktator contradicted himself because accountability is only for Democrats.
The difficulty is, the enforcement goes with the pricktator's transnational, ethnonationalist and racist criminal syndicate, the law enforcement led by Frau Pam. So we will see.
Right now the only people doing well out of this are those with the money to play the stock market casino and buy low, sell high.
First person on this site to acknowledge Trump’s role in a transnational criminal syndicate posing as a government Seth, thanks!!
Oh, and that batshit Truth Social post?
✅ Complete sentences
✅ Insufficient random capitalizations
✅ Makes sense IF YOU’RE A NAZI
Yeah, Stephen Miller wrote it.
Or Cheung King. The "very bad people" signature phrase is a cookie for his
IQ70 base.
Weird, that "very bad people" is used so often. Also, nasty people. Do the faithful just look for these secret messages from God?
I cannot tell if he looks more like an engorged tick or a giant zit...
I don't think it was mean enough to be Cheung. He is one vile rat bastard.
You heard Katie Miller went to work with Elon now?
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14759955/amp/Katie-Miller-leaving-White-House-work-Musk.html
Is she having a baby...? 🤐
“Peter Doocy commits a journalism—“ a miracle in itself! I couldn’t stand him when I USED to watch Biden’s press briefings. Donny convicted a year ago….he should be in jail…definitely NOT the president! Happy Friday (hopefully) to all on this list!!!
Peter Doocy doesn’t seem to understand that LieVitt is already operating under the Project 2025 Constitution not the Constitution this Republican crew swore to uphold. Every answer any of these clowns, including that long spew on Truth Social not written by Trump is Project 2025 new Constitution -
Ditto Tess, Bon Weekend!!
You wonder if, down the road - they will regret the way they steamrolled Biden, holding him to strange reality tv/WWE ‘entertainment’ standards… end of an era just sayin
If you squint at his signature just right, it reads "Donald'sAPussy"
I've always thought it looks like a drawing of a KKK rally. Just add some dots for eyeholes.
You're right! They look like little hoods. That would be a fantastic drawing.
and a pig without a blanket or brains.
😂🤣Perfect😂🤣
😆😆😆😆
I'm still waiting for a journalist to ask Press Barbie what makeup brand the Convicted Felon uses. He's a shade away from full brownface and the makeup line (because blending is for Commies, I guess) is visible from yards away.
It's called Taco Tan and Made in China.
She'll say he always looks like that.
I've actually caught myself wondering what fresh hell he looks like when he wakes up in the morning.
To “own the Libs” his mortician will apply blackface
Sanctus cacas, he's gone full-metal wall-of-text. 🫣
based on the lack of spelling errors, lack of random capitalization and use of compound sentences... he never wrote that.
My thoughts exactly. Probably written by Dickhead Miller.
No doubt and perhaps there's also some input from that other dung beetle Cheung.
Cheung’s job is to gin up lies, so yeah, he was probably helping out.
Yes, as crazy and hate filled as these long posts are, it's apparent Taco Turd isn't writing them. He can't form a complete sentence and could never follow a thought that long.
But would Miller let Donny Two-Dolls attack Leo? it’s like a cheap daytime
soap opera!
I don't think he attacked Leo. I think Leo gave him permission to throw him under the bus for public consumption, so Donnie can play both sides of the street to gain support.
Reasonable theory but…
“Leo, Donny wants to drag you through the mud cause of these Judges”
“Sure, Miller, I like looking like an ass!”
I dont understand what you mean exactly, but in any case, with T-bone, there's always an angle. It's never just up front
maybe Leo told Donnie that he all washed up and that they don't need him anymore. That could also spur Mr. taco to write something like that. With me it's mostly speculation you know. Possibilities.
Yes, I’ve come to the conclusion that any post that’s in ALL CAPS, has at least a few spelling errors and has zero polysyllabic content is created by Shitler, probably while sitting on his golden toilet. The rest are farmed out to someone else. Maybe they decided to give Couchfuck something to keep him busy?
So either the composer took dicktation, or they're just as nuts as a classic paranoid-delusional off-meds on a gish gallop.
Either way, there a metric fuckton of 25th amendmenting that needs to be going on right now that isn't, and we are in deep cacas.
OMG 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂The ending WAS a masterpiece indeed. I kept rewatching it, and laughed every time. At first I missed Jeanine’s reaction in the background (thought it was the same as the original clip), but nope. Pure genius. It helped make up for the disgusting SCOTUS ruling letting Taco tRUMP end program protecting Haitians and Venezuelans🤬
I surprised he didn't smack her in the ass.
It looked like she was drinking out of a bottle of booze.
They don't call her judge Boxwine for nothing!
That was the point.
Yup. Best part🤭
Wow - a break up between fat fuck Leonard Leo and fat fuck TACO Donny Convict? Was there a fight at the McDonalds unlimited food bar between Timothy Cardinal Dolan, Leonard Leo, and TACO Donny Convict? Leo purchased the Supreme Court for these simpleton dumb fucks and now they are throwing his morbidly rich fat ass into a DC beltway dumpster? What’s next, Clearance Sale Thomas and Ginny-up-for-my-useless-husband Thomas and Sam the Sham Illegal Alito declaring their Price-is-Right Showcase winnings from these hack criminal fucks?
Clearance Sale Thomas! Brilliant
I always refer to him as: Coke-Can Thomas in honor of Professor Anita Hill's truth-telling.
Your rage hits the spot. Thank you.
The Vatican is coming for Opus Dei Leo. Pope Francis tried to get him under control. Unfortunately, he was old and sick. Now Pope Leo com Chicago (the town of mobsters) was selected in a very short Conclave. Pope Leo is having a rally on 6/14 🤣🤣
Trump ends his bullshit rant with “Thank you for your attention to this matter” as if his enraged readers will take action and remove the judges. Leonard Leo will not have to worry because well, TACO.
Can Leo just tell the court to rule away his stupid immunity?
Seriously, can we just start telling everyone that Donny is Donny Velvet Taco ManBaby, or at least accuse him of having a velvet taco? Cuz I think we should.
I mean, hes firing people left and right now, to satisfy his hissy fit. I guess hes feeling a lot of feelings right now.
https://thistleandmoss.com/p/donny-shitshispants-fires-whoever
The three C's of Trumpism is corruption, criminality and cruelty. Sanctus cacas indeed.
“Thank you for your attention to this matter!” It's bizarre! I keep thinking of the manager of a Walmart store on an overhead speaker to customers: "There's been a spill on aisle 13, so we have had to close it off. Thank you for your attention to this matter."
(P.S. Quick question, Jeff. What do those numbers at the end of your columns mean? Is it your form of a sign off? Thank you for your attention to this matter!)
oh, that's my own internal bookkeeping.
"732" is the number of days I've posted without a break
"821" is the total number of posts I've made since I started doing this thing in Oct 2022.
And we, your loyal readers, appreciate your efforts, but if you need a day off - just announce and take one.
It's like he said at the beginning of the post. Seems like we can't catch our breath for 5 mins
Thanks! You've been amazing these past 732 days!!
WOW! Jeff, you're amazing. Thanks.
I was wondering the same thing!
Great minds, and all that.