it occurs to me that I didn't cuss even once in today's post, so fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck shit piss fuck. hope that makes up for it and I'll do better tomorrow
Uhhh, that's Ishtar or Astarte, a (previously Sumerian) goddess celebrated at Purim for helping to beat down the forces of Xerxes. But is there a law that say you can't enjoy your Hamantashen whenever you want? Prolly go really well with a dollop of chocolate.
If you look closely, there is nothing original in christianity, they 'borrowed' or coopted every facet of their faith and rituals from judaism and the various other (pagan) beliefs. as for cursing, they can all gey cocken affen yam.
As an eternally menopausal, Atheist woman I wish everyone joy for whatever they celebrate or don't. Spring is here, Velveeta Voldemort is finally facing consequences, Covid is at it's lowest numbers & Fox is in a whole lotta hurt. So, for the 7 yrs of endless hell (who can ever forget those "Friday Night Dumps"?) we're all feeling a bit more optimistic. It's been baby steps for so long I'm glad to see the fear in his evil eyes, the GOP eating their own & Gen Z making themselves heard. That deserves a big Fuck Yeah! Now we're on Jack Smith watch....
I’m from Southern California, and after traveling anywhere (including 2 week trip with 1 week in Paris with lovely food) the first meal I have when I get home is Sonoran style Mexican food. That’s the kind I I had as a kid and adult, and I start to go into withdrawal if I don’t get some at least once a week.
Hi Jeff and happy whatever day you wish to celebrate… me? Well I’m stocked up on peanut butter, matzoh, and excellent AZ flower getting ready to hit it to find my happy place…at 71 I just keep looking for the right balance… BTW, looking forward today where the temps hit around 90.. Ya Mon, it’s going to be a great day. As James Brown would say “let’s get down” it’s a beautiful day. All the best to you and our fellow travelers.
I got a very disturbing text from my sister-in-law on Easter.....
"Our prayer this Easter is that the risen Jesus may establish his absolute reign in your heart and in the hearts of all close to you"
I'm the only one who got this message. I guess I am some kind of heathen, but hey, I didn't vote for an unqualified, pussy grabbing, corrupt pediphile for President either.
it occurs to me that I didn't cuss even once in today's post, so fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck shit piss fuck. hope that makes up for it and I'll do better tomorrow
wtf…don’t ever do that to us again
Phew😅😻
Thanks, that's better!
Happy Festivus for the rest’ve us.
Happy Zombie Jesus Day to all who celebrate💀
Oooh that’s a good one.
It's also my mom's birthday. Happy #81 to her.
Funny how all that overlaps...like they stole it from the same source! ✌️🙏💕
see also Queen Esther from the old testament and also the word estrus
It’s all a fever dream!
Uhhh, that's Ishtar or Astarte, a (previously Sumerian) goddess celebrated at Purim for helping to beat down the forces of Xerxes. But is there a law that say you can't enjoy your Hamantashen whenever you want? Prolly go really well with a dollop of chocolate.
It’s a seasonal celebration. Spring! Rabbits, chickens, flowers blooming. We leave the cold gloom of winter and move into the sun!
If you look closely, there is nothing original in christianity, they 'borrowed' or coopted every facet of their faith and rituals from judaism and the various other (pagan) beliefs. as for cursing, they can all gey cocken affen yam.
Happy April 9.
It's 2023 AD, not 2023 BC.
Happy Ēostre to all out there.
As an eternally menopausal, Atheist woman I wish everyone joy for whatever they celebrate or don't. Spring is here, Velveeta Voldemort is finally facing consequences, Covid is at it's lowest numbers & Fox is in a whole lotta hurt. So, for the 7 yrs of endless hell (who can ever forget those "Friday Night Dumps"?) we're all feeling a bit more optimistic. It's been baby steps for so long I'm glad to see the fear in his evil eyes, the GOP eating their own & Gen Z making themselves heard. That deserves a big Fuck Yeah! Now we're on Jack Smith watch....
I like velveeta Voldemort. Wish we could do like the ancients did and erase his name throughout the land!
He will not be remembered kindly in any history book unless Mein Kampf releases a sequel.
Any excuse to eat more than I should.🍽️
I live in Vietnam.
I would kill for a Denny's breakfast
Write them. Maybe they’ll open one there.
Write them. Maybe they’ll open one there.
I’m from Southern California, and after traveling anywhere (including 2 week trip with 1 week in Paris with lovely food) the first meal I have when I get home is Sonoran style Mexican food. That’s the kind I I had as a kid and adult, and I start to go into withdrawal if I don’t get some at least once a week.
The food is one big reason I moved here. Turns out that Vietnamese food is better in the USA.
But it gets old after a while, and I would just lpve pancakes and bacon once in a while.
And crispy hash browns!
Once in awhile biscuits & gravy and maybe some corn beef hash & poached eggs.
Bagels & lox?
Oh, I M sorry, am I torturing you?
I lived in South America long time bCk and used to have food dreams of Lasagna & lamb chop. I totally get it!
Hi Jeff and happy whatever day you wish to celebrate… me? Well I’m stocked up on peanut butter, matzoh, and excellent AZ flower getting ready to hit it to find my happy place…at 71 I just keep looking for the right balance… BTW, looking forward today where the temps hit around 90.. Ya Mon, it’s going to be a great day. As James Brown would say “let’s get down” it’s a beautiful day. All the best to you and our fellow travelers.
Peace and glad tidings to you and everyone who enjoys your irreverent style of prose!!!
I hope everybody is enjoying whatever Holiday they are celebrating today and not stressing about what's on a beer can.
I got a very disturbing text from my sister-in-law on Easter.....
"Our prayer this Easter is that the risen Jesus may establish his absolute reign in your heart and in the hearts of all close to you"
I'm the only one who got this message. I guess I am some kind of heathen, but hey, I didn't vote for an unqualified, pussy grabbing, corrupt pediphile for President either.
Speaking of Jesus- if you didn’t watch last night’s cold open for SNL it is a HOOT and one of the more accurate tRump impersonations ever. Jesus of Azkaban. 🤣 here’s the link: https://www.google.com/search?q=snl+opening&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS954US954&oq=snl+open&aqs=chrome.0.0i131i433i512j69i57j0i3j0i131i433i512l2j0i512j0i3l2j0i512j0i131i433i512.3473j0j9&hl=en-US&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8&fbclid=IwAR20LN9qX2Q-sEtnne29jpur0WngSDZWZZjIAycYUA778694TM4tQpKOG-g&mibextid=tejx2t#cobssid=s&fpstate=ive&vld=cid:ae26b550,vid:hj6E2_3nraQ
It was hilarious. We loved it.
Thanks Jeff! You are a breath of fresh air.