In the combined folders of I'm Shocked and Just Desserts, MAGA mouthpiece Maria (I Imploded My Career) Bartiromo was fired by Fox for ratting on management to the regime.
He loves Fox retreads. The whole mess we're in is in large part due to the unqualified dummies from there that he hired. He's too fucking stupid to know the difference between propagandist jabbering and actual knowledge.
Another Fox drunk bites it.. if she becomes Donald’s press secretary does that mean she will stop drinking while on air? She is so shrill, so entitled, so arrogant, and yet? No different than others in this so called administration. Best to you Doc.
He is working hard to get his Epstein spiderhole completed before the shit really hits the fan with Maga.
As much as he talks about the ballroom, his real priority is staying safe from the masses. I’m sure his spiderhole will have an underground back door out somehow.
The widows/widowers left behind are finding out that they can’t apply for survivor benefits because of the war/not a war bullshit 🤬. My mom and I benefitted greatly from those so this is a damn shame and disgrace.
He should have his pay docked. He is basically not working and giving his troops a loooooong vacation. (No, don't dock everyone. My congresswoman is working her butt off in the district and I see others, such as Melanie Stansbury and Max Frost, doing the same. They use the prolonged recesses to actually engage with constituents. I'll bet Liddle Mikey isn't.
To make sure the Republicans face that electoral Armageddon, make sure your registration is still intact. Some unreconstructed state-based regimes of terror are indeed purging registrations. Some are also purging polling places.
Is your voting plan together? Vote as early as possible in person. Do not rely on the USPS to deliver your ballot, especially late. Official dropboxes only.
Because these MAGA cultists may SAY they're upset. But I don't care what they say. I care what they DO. And they always need some little excuse—any tiny one will do—to vote for the unreconstructed party that services their conservative-coded bigotries. So our job is to outnumber them at the only poll that counts...the ballot. The only semblance of a check on Maladministration 2.0 is a Democratic impeachment+removal-sized majority.
Yes! I’m voting early, on the first possible day, in person. Now let’s hope they don’t use some arcane fuckery or other to lose the votes. Fingers crossed.
Maricopa County texted me that ballots mail out on 10/7. I plan to fill mine out the day I receive it and personally drive it to the early voting center the same day I get it.
The state of Texas has provisionally removed 1.5 million voters from the voting list If you haven't voted in the last two years in Texas your name will be provisionally removed
Also closing a shitload of polling places in Tarrant County, the third largest county.
Texas is fighting back.
Powered by People (Beto O'Rourke's group) sent this out yesterday.
"In partnership with the Texas Democratic Party, we’re working on sending mailers to 400,000 Texans who are registered to vote by mail. Powered by People will handle 'the chase' and personally reach out to each one of these Texans to strongly encourage them to vote in person if they can or to get their mail in ballots sent back as soon as possible."
This group is doing incredible work, focusing not just on registering young voters, but on getting them to the polls, by exchanging contacts and sharing things such as polling place changes and what ID you need to show.
It's so frustrating that the guy who wants to be on camera all the time,and the center of attention, doesn't have the decency to grab at that rat's nest on his head, scream, and collapse while walking to Marine One live on air.
Welp, because we live in the Worst Timeline Evah, His Lordship bragged several weeks ago he had 22 doctors. In the *real* timeline, any President publicly admitting that would immediately become the subject of deep concern... because *no one* has 22 doctors.... unless some real bad stuff is going on😒 I think he's being glued + taped together with every medical treatment possible on a daily basis. Any "regular" person in his condition would have keeled over long ago. I feel that as long as he's being taken care of like this (by whatever legal or illegal means?), he's gonna hang on until his body finally can't. We can only hope he's near a camera when it happens... or we'll have another Mitch McConnell situation on our hands😠
Yes. The absolute best scenario would be for him to drop irrevocably dead in public, on camera. No McConnell follies. Nothing that would make him a martyr. Just good ol’ momma nature doing her thing. 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽 And I’m an atheist!
I'm not rooting for our country to go straight into the toilet, but if that's what it takes to kill off MAGA... Please, you dipshits, just stay home this November. We'll take from here. *shouts into PA* Cleanup on aisle USA!
No. That will only strengthen MAGA and make it impossible for the rest of us to take our country back. We won a revolution because we had smart, well educated and well-off men (and women) running the war.
I am deeply concerned that if the Roberts Court provides any leeway for the pedo criminal elect to move forward with his postal service plan to disenfranchise millions of voters, States will correctly claim their systems for managing elections (based on their Constitutional authority to do so) cannot magically transform in time for the 2026 Midterm elections.
The criminal elect will use the State pushback to declare another "emergency" and suspend the elections for a period of time. This will create the chaos, confusion, and court battles he is counting on to prevent the swearing in of a new Congress that will attempt to hold him and his incompetent inner circle accountable for numerous crimes, corruption, illegal wars, emoluments clause violations, Hatch Act violations, and destruction of federal property.
He thrives on legal delays, misdirection, chaos, and sycophants like those in Congress, so-called judges like Aileen Cannon, and ethically bent "justices" Roberts, Alito, Thomas, and Kavanaugh.
My response to all these disillusioned cultists is simple - enjoy bankruptcy, starvation, homelessness, joblessness and/or measles whichever comes first. You voted for this shit, you can suck on the consequences.
I take a more nuanced approach. To voters who suddenly have been slapped by reality, let it pass. We need them to either vote blue or stay home. The ones I cannot and will not forgive are the elected and appointed officials who aided and abetted this criminal maladministration.
You can't fix stupid. And she votes for him and all Republicans because of racism, hate and xenophobia. If she dies as a result, she will have owned the libs, and that's what matters.
Yeah, I remember an interview with a farmer during Trump's first term who said he'd just had his worst year ever thanks to Trump's first set of tariffs and he expected to lose his farm in the coming year but he said "I think Trump knows what he's doing."
My prediction for the big, beautiful ballroom upon completion: Algae starts growing within two days and the floor starts peeling off in big chunks within a month.
The pond, the Epstein-Military Dance Hall Complex, the Triumphal arch all are expressions of Metamucilini’s esthetic excellence and no-bid contracts. All his monuments to himself will collapse due to inadequate design and shoddy workmanship…perfect metaphors for his regime.
Regarding the possibility of a “truly horrible“ outcome for the GOP in November – – let’s go beyond truly horrible and go straight to apocalyptic. VOTE BLUE!!!
Is this guy your typical Iowa Trump voter or what?
Fuck him. Fuck all of them.
Fuck the classic “credit me for stopping the worst behavior” defense. These assholes are claiming change as proof of character while sidestepping accountability, remorse, repair, or evidence that the underlying attitudes have changed. Gas prices are up, but they're still gullible hateful stupid people incapable of rational thought.
Trump's long, public pattern of derogatory and sexually aggressive comments about women has been public knowledge for more than forty years. His lying babbling demented nonsense has been on record too, as his bungling every single thing he touched into an unmitigated series of failures.
"I’m over the Trump thing. the Trump wagon" 😂😂 I should ask some of my redneck neighbors if they plan to shoot themselves in the foot again...I know the answer will be yes. At least Missouri told him to take a hike over the maps. That was a shocker. I'm hoping we will prevail in November because I shudder to think what will happen if we dont.
Great post Jeff-your opening paragraphs (?) lol ….explains EVERYTHING! I wish the trump cult would wake the fuck up and vote for dems! He is so disrespectful and disgusting. Love the group shots with you and Claudia! Hope everyone can enjoy something (?) this Labor Day weekend. Take care everyone-we gotta keep going!!!!
"you’ll find Bigfoot fucking a unicorn while the Loch Ness Monster watches, before you find any left-wing media." This needs to be carved into the side of the Columbia Journalism school.
today in Shit That Happened While I Was Busy Writing This Shit—
I got nuthin', except for some knife-wielding dimwit who got shot to death by cops after climbing the cables of the Brooklyn Bridge
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/09/04/nyregion/nypd-shooting-brooklyn-bridge.html
I guess that's that epitome of a 'slow news Friday' before Labor Day.
In the combined folders of I'm Shocked and Just Desserts, MAGA mouthpiece Maria (I Imploded My Career) Bartiromo was fired by Fox for ratting on management to the regime.
Much to her chagrin
She is now a Fox has-been
That hack Bartiromo
Became a drumpf majordomo
Maybe now she'll lie in his admin
Heard she might end up being WH press secretary.
He loves Fox retreads. The whole mess we're in is in large part due to the unqualified dummies from there that he hired. He's too fucking stupid to know the difference between propagandist jabbering and actual knowledge.
I think he hired about 17 Fox bobbleheads in Trump 2💩
Naw, too old and too un-blonde.
He does like them young and blonde.
😱
Not young enough, not blonde enough.
Oh that would be funny. Just looking at her is hilarious
Trouble in paradise
Another Fox drunk bites it.. if she becomes Donald’s press secretary does that mean she will stop drinking while on air? She is so shrill, so entitled, so arrogant, and yet? No different than others in this so called administration. Best to you Doc.
We need slow news days in Maladministration 2.0, more than ever.
You are not shitting. Seth. I barely had it today. I got like 2700 words, normally I get like 3900 to 5000. Not fucking today.
Make something up! It's now acceptable to lie for a living.
He is working hard to get his Epstein spiderhole completed before the shit really hits the fan with Maga.
As much as he talks about the ballroom, his real priority is staying safe from the masses. I’m sure his spiderhole will have an underground back door out somehow.
I didnt have much today, Uncle Jeff.
https://thistleandmoss.com/p/it-t-not-a-war-says-a-couchfucking-dumpster-fire
We arent at war? Did you know this? Do the kids who are on boats in the strait , do they know it?
Fuck if I know.
The widows/widowers left behind are finding out that they can’t apply for survivor benefits because of the war/not a war bullshit 🤬. My mom and I benefitted greatly from those so this is a damn shame and disgrace.
Yeah, Trump/Hegseth are screwing the little people, per usual.
I have never heard of scrap oil. I save all those things for making broth. I will have to try the oil thing.
Same…always good tips on Wendy’s posts!
How about holy Mike breaking up the band after only four days of work? There’s the job we all need, get paid to vacation.
He should have his pay docked. He is basically not working and giving his troops a loooooong vacation. (No, don't dock everyone. My congresswoman is working her butt off in the district and I see others, such as Melanie Stansbury and Max Frost, doing the same. They use the prolonged recesses to actually engage with constituents. I'll bet Liddle Mikey isn't.
James Comer has said Mitch McConnell is ready to emerge from his crypt. Of course he didn't actually speak to Mitch.
https://www.newsnationnow.com/politics/rep-comer-sen-mcconnell-back-sept-14/
Must mean the taxidermist is almost finished with him!
Why would McConnell speak to Gomer?
We’ve got to wait for the Friday afternoon news dump. It’s early yet Jeff.
To make sure the Republicans face that electoral Armageddon, make sure your registration is still intact. Some unreconstructed state-based regimes of terror are indeed purging registrations. Some are also purging polling places.
Is your voting plan together? Vote as early as possible in person. Do not rely on the USPS to deliver your ballot, especially late. Official dropboxes only.
Because these MAGA cultists may SAY they're upset. But I don't care what they say. I care what they DO. And they always need some little excuse—any tiny one will do—to vote for the unreconstructed party that services their conservative-coded bigotries. So our job is to outnumber them at the only poll that counts...the ballot. The only semblance of a check on Maladministration 2.0 is a Democratic impeachment+removal-sized majority.
Yes! I’m voting early, on the first possible day, in person. Now let’s hope they don’t use some arcane fuckery or other to lose the votes. Fingers crossed.
Maricopa County texted me that ballots mail out on 10/7. I plan to fill mine out the day I receive it and personally drive it to the early voting center the same day I get it.
Elon has his ways of changing voting outcomes
Texas is so predictable.
Easy to reprise this classic based on their last performance:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aWwHjQZcZ_0
Never seen this before, but damn, it’s perfect.
A million mega dittos for Seth! vote early!
The state of Texas has provisionally removed 1.5 million voters from the voting list If you haven't voted in the last two years in Texas your name will be provisionally removed
Also closing a shitload of polling places in Tarrant County, the third largest county.
Texas is fighting back.
Powered by People (Beto O'Rourke's group) sent this out yesterday.
"In partnership with the Texas Democratic Party, we’re working on sending mailers to 400,000 Texans who are registered to vote by mail. Powered by People will handle 'the chase' and personally reach out to each one of these Texans to strongly encourage them to vote in person if they can or to get their mail in ballots sent back as soon as possible."
This group is doing incredible work, focusing not just on registering young voters, but on getting them to the polls, by exchanging contacts and sharing things such as polling place changes and what ID you need to show.
It's so frustrating that the guy who wants to be on camera all the time,and the center of attention, doesn't have the decency to grab at that rat's nest on his head, scream, and collapse while walking to Marine One live on air.
Welp, because we live in the Worst Timeline Evah, His Lordship bragged several weeks ago he had 22 doctors. In the *real* timeline, any President publicly admitting that would immediately become the subject of deep concern... because *no one* has 22 doctors.... unless some real bad stuff is going on😒 I think he's being glued + taped together with every medical treatment possible on a daily basis. Any "regular" person in his condition would have keeled over long ago. I feel that as long as he's being taken care of like this (by whatever legal or illegal means?), he's gonna hang on until his body finally can't. We can only hope he's near a camera when it happens... or we'll have another Mitch McConnell situation on our hands😠
Oh yeah, I fully expect "Weekend at Donnie's" to happen sometime soon.
Yes. The absolute best scenario would be for him to drop irrevocably dead in public, on camera. No McConnell follies. Nothing that would make him a martyr. Just good ol’ momma nature doing her thing. 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽 And I’m an atheist!
Me too, but in the horrible words from Godspell "These things I pray"
Maybe in the middle of one of his bloviations, a large gold item could fall off the wall onto his head. Boooooiiing. Done.
That would be his finest moment on film- he’d win an award for sure‼️
I replied to you but my post is further down 😮💨
I'm not rooting for our country to go straight into the toilet, but if that's what it takes to kill off MAGA... Please, you dipshits, just stay home this November. We'll take from here. *shouts into PA* Cleanup on aisle USA!
No. That will only strengthen MAGA and make it impossible for the rest of us to take our country back. We won a revolution because we had smart, well educated and well-off men (and women) running the war.
Thank you Jeff.
I am deeply concerned that if the Roberts Court provides any leeway for the pedo criminal elect to move forward with his postal service plan to disenfranchise millions of voters, States will correctly claim their systems for managing elections (based on their Constitutional authority to do so) cannot magically transform in time for the 2026 Midterm elections.
The criminal elect will use the State pushback to declare another "emergency" and suspend the elections for a period of time. This will create the chaos, confusion, and court battles he is counting on to prevent the swearing in of a new Congress that will attempt to hold him and his incompetent inner circle accountable for numerous crimes, corruption, illegal wars, emoluments clause violations, Hatch Act violations, and destruction of federal property.
He thrives on legal delays, misdirection, chaos, and sycophants like those in Congress, so-called judges like Aileen Cannon, and ethically bent "justices" Roberts, Alito, Thomas, and Kavanaugh.
OTOH, there was this bit of good news:
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2026-election/missouri-supreme-court-rules-gop-drawn-map-cant-used-november-election-rcna595688
My response to all these disillusioned cultists is simple - enjoy bankruptcy, starvation, homelessness, joblessness and/or measles whichever comes first. You voted for this shit, you can suck on the consequences.
And P.S., we warned you.
We warned you but you stood by the pedophile, convicted felon, seditionist! Enjoy your demise MAGAts
I take a more nuanced approach. To voters who suddenly have been slapped by reality, let it pass. We need them to either vote blue or stay home. The ones I cannot and will not forgive are the elected and appointed officials who aided and abetted this criminal maladministration.
Kalena Wise was busy cleaning out her shuttered cafe in Ennis on a Sunday afternoon...
But she said she still supported Mr. Trump and would probably end up voting Republican this November.
“I don’t always agree with the things Trump’s doing, and he’s an idiot sometimes,” she said. “But I do believe he loves this country.”
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/09/02/us/politics/montana-house-sam-forstag-billionaires.html
You can't fix stupid. And she votes for him and all Republicans because of racism, hate and xenophobia. If she dies as a result, she will have owned the libs, and that's what matters.
What a fucking idiot.
That was for Kalena. How can you be sooooo stupid.
Yeah, I remember an interview with a farmer during Trump's first term who said he'd just had his worst year ever thanks to Trump's first set of tariffs and he expected to lose his farm in the coming year but he said "I think Trump knows what he's doing."
These people are just so thoroughly enculted it is impossible to comprehend the amount of cognitive dissonance they can believe before breakfast.
Pedal to the metal! I don't give a shit what any political strategist or any poll says. Vote like your life depends upon it, because it does!
My prediction for the big, beautiful ballroom upon completion: Algae starts growing within two days and the floor starts peeling off in big chunks within a month.
The pond, the Epstein-Military Dance Hall Complex, the Triumphal arch all are expressions of Metamucilini’s esthetic excellence and no-bid contracts. All his monuments to himself will collapse due to inadequate design and shoddy workmanship…perfect metaphors for his regime.
We could sell tickets for a chance to tear it all down 👹
Regarding the possibility of a “truly horrible“ outcome for the GOP in November – – let’s go beyond truly horrible and go straight to apocalyptic. VOTE BLUE!!!
I have the luxury of once again not voting for my horrible rep because she's running unopposed.
No write-in?
Nothing organized. Two years ago I wrote in the name of one my friends so I could tell her I voted for her.
"you’ll find Bigfoot fucking a unicorn while the Loch Ness Monster watches, before you find any left-wing media"
Dude I absolutely love your mind lolol
We both enjoyed that paragraph too‼️
Our Beloved Barbéd Bard does not disappoint.
Is this guy your typical Iowa Trump voter or what?
Fuck him. Fuck all of them.
Fuck the classic “credit me for stopping the worst behavior” defense. These assholes are claiming change as proof of character while sidestepping accountability, remorse, repair, or evidence that the underlying attitudes have changed. Gas prices are up, but they're still gullible hateful stupid people incapable of rational thought.
Trump's long, public pattern of derogatory and sexually aggressive comments about women has been public knowledge for more than forty years. His lying babbling demented nonsense has been on record too, as his bungling every single thing he touched into an unmitigated series of failures.
Great happy photos with friends!!! Love these.
"I’m over the Trump thing. the Trump wagon" 😂😂 I should ask some of my redneck neighbors if they plan to shoot themselves in the foot again...I know the answer will be yes. At least Missouri told him to take a hike over the maps. That was a shocker. I'm hoping we will prevail in November because I shudder to think what will happen if we dont.
Hope everyone enjoys this long weekend✌️✌️✌️
We are going to drink and dance. Concert style. Should dull the pain for an hour or two.
Great post Jeff-your opening paragraphs (?) lol ….explains EVERYTHING! I wish the trump cult would wake the fuck up and vote for dems! He is so disrespectful and disgusting. Love the group shots with you and Claudia! Hope everyone can enjoy something (?) this Labor Day weekend. Take care everyone-we gotta keep going!!!!
Life has been good for Tom Emmer. As a member of Congress he's spent most of the year on paid vacation.
"you’ll find Bigfoot fucking a unicorn while the Loch Ness Monster watches, before you find any left-wing media." This needs to be carved into the side of the Columbia Journalism school.
Richard-🎯😄
No Maria firing reaction? How disappointing! LMAO!