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Susan Niemann's avatar

“President Yap-Yap” 😂😂😂😂

"the cost of groceries, a word that I used a lot on the campaign, it’s like an old-fashioned word but it’s a beautiful word, very descriptive word”

HE. IS. INSANE. I have no idea how we will survive the next 4 years… my God.

Kay-El's avatar

He thinks it’s old fashioned because he hasn’t ever been in a grocery store. 🙄

Dave Drell's avatar

Bingo! He’s so clueless and such an embarrassment to us all … not just Ahmericans… THE ENTIRE HUMAN RACE

antlisa1201's avatar

The aliens fly right by Earth saying in Monty Python fashion “On 2nd thought let’s not go to Earth. It’s a very silly place” That’s why we’ve never seen one.

Stephen Schiff's avatar

My new favorite resolution of the Fermi Paradox

DR Darke's avatar

Somebody call the Blancmanges from the Planet Skyron in The Galaxy of Andromeda!

Beg them to come back!

All is forgiven!

We'd PREFER a planet of Scotsmen to what we have now...!

https://youtu.be/sVbb6pZLfzU?si=JisSiAVtQqIoCNN-

Dave the Spot-on Moron's avatar

Donald “Orange Anus Face” Drumpf is what you get when the Seven Deadly Sins become a real boy. He is truly the worst human being currently walking the earth.

Susan Niemann's avatar

You are SO RIGHT!!!! It makes me physically ill.

P123Sunny's avatar

But… obv ‘Americans’ feel we have yet ANOTHER 4 YEARS of time to waste (as the whole world realigns/repositions itself…) 😠😪

A.J. Madison's avatar

Frankly, the joke is on the Registered Voters of America. We clearly didn't get it with #45, so despite Libs, Dems, independents, anyone with any class or sense, saying he's STILL NUTS. Don't do it. They did vote for him. And we're stuck with him again. And he's 8 years older and with 8 more years of deterioration to his synapses. He's so decrepit, when Elmo volunteered to destroy America, Dumpy Whumpy said sure. Let's just hope that as hopelessly addicted to MAGAism is his military commanders, they're not suicidal and start a global conflict, or obey Twumpy when he wants to launch the nukes.

DR Darke's avatar

Well, 49.8% of the voters did—assuming no massive voter fraud was going on, which seems...odd, under the circumstances, that an outright Seditionist and TRAITOR would get re-elected.

Declan's avatar

True that...if old man Biden was still Prez the media would be hounding him on if he knew prices of stuff & when the last time he went shopping. But we are here now...its real.

Donald Lipkis's avatar

Like I’ve said before, a scan of Trump’s brain would show that on the left there is nothing right and on the right there is nothing left.

Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Obviously groceries come from the grocery store… but it’s such a fascinating new word, he’s never heard it before! What in the Fucking name of bat shit crazy, is this career criminal Kay-EI??

Lady Emsworth's avatar

Donnie was brought up right. His Momma called them "Domestic Comestibles" She'd say "Just off to the Domestic Comestible store, dear."

P123Sunny's avatar

77million didn’t think it was a dealbreaker, ‘I guess’…

Chet Brandt's avatar

Those 77 million are going to get a fast history lesson (think Hitler and the Third Reich) and they don’t even realize it or give a shit. Well, history has been shown to repeat itself and it is happening right here now!!! So, Maga morons drumph’s secret police will be in your neighborhood soon and kiss your constitutional rights goodbye!

Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

A simple photo op to keep super markets on the news why I don’t know we all know prices are up and not holding, but he just goes off on the word, you know the one we all use without astonishment. Groceries fuckwad say it ten more times. This reminds me of gramma when the parade is over and on float keeps circling the block, every time “Oh look at that one so beautiful “ that was a certified dementia patient. Soon we will be reliving the Reagan years of “well, I don’t remember”.

T L Mills's avatar

Heck, most of Donny's henchmen and women are there already. Tulsi claims she doesn't remember what country she was in during that text chat.

Was she being transported by a tornado or what? Judas H. Priest, Tulsi couldn't you have come up with something just a tad bit more plausible? I mean, really? You don't even remember THE FUCKIN' COUNTRY you were in????????

Hannah's avatar

I watched both the House and Senate hearings. BTW, five hours I won't get back.

She could not recall one damn thing. Or it wasn't her responsibility. So, she actually had two answers ready.

Marla's avatar

So...

She suffers from early onset Alzheimer's? She can't remember what country she was in? She can't recall anything from this discussion about bombing the Houthis?

Sounds like she's having short term memory recall.

Hannah's avatar

She denied, deflected, and blamed, so she was prepared for the hearings! She obviously knew exactly what she was doing.

Anne Whitney's avatar

But these people are so busy jetting around and having muy importante meetings..."I'd have to look at my calendar" 😂 how about, unprepared for your hearing appearance Russian doll.

Dave the Spot-on Moron's avatar

He just pleads ignorance. Ya know, like you’d expect from the POTUS. Sweet Jesus. I think it’s telling that JV Pence was on that chat, but dipshit was not. First major military operation of his presidency and he sent in the guy who usually just goes to state funerals?

Robert Eckert's avatar

It's like when Bush Sr. marvelled at the cashier having a bar-code scanner.

Kay-El's avatar

Hahahaha! I remember that.

Linda McCaughey's avatar

Never forget the look of pure joy on Bush Senior's face when he discovered packs of half a dozen pair of socks at Wal-Mart. You'd have thought he'd won some sort of lottery. These pampered rich boys just do not have a clue.

Punkette's avatar

The fortunate son has been waited on hand and foot his entire miserable life. He doesn’t even wipe his own arse.

Dana Jae Labrecque's avatar

Let’s face it: groceries are food we buy to make dishes to eat together in community or alone, but groceries are the exact food he never eats. He eats McDonalds FFS. Not a grocery item to be found there.

CAM from 🇨🇦's avatar

He won’t last 4 years. IMO, Stephen Miller is running the show and trump’s job is to sit at his desk, sign EOs and blabber on about nothing when the reporters are called in. His look is vacant and his disinterest in everything going on around him is very troubling. And I’m sure that Elon is part of the charade organized by Miller and Navarro. Someone at some point will spill the beans, and not a moment too soon.

Lynn Van Haren's avatar

We won’t last 4 years. Sorry to say it, but all the guardrails are crumbling & the institutions that should be fighting the regime- law firms, universities, corporations- are bending the knee in advance. I’m not sure if our democratic republic makes it to 250 years

Susanna J. Sturgis's avatar

From 1619 to 1964 (approx.) Black people in this country had virtually no guardrails protecting them and very, very few institutions were fighting for them. They fought for themselves, and some white people joined them. There's a reason Ron DeSantis and other white people are trying to suppress that history. It's up to all of us to keep it alive and be inspired by it.

kdsherpa's avatar

Selling our house very soon. Want to liquidate all of our assets if leaving quickly becomes necessary. I'm not joking.

Bill Corbett's avatar

I wish it were that easy, I have children and grandchildren. I won't leave them. If I die fighting, then so be it, but I won't leave and give these idiots the satisfaction of capitulation by a leftie. On top of that, it won't be long before some countries say fuck you, you're not coming here and infecting our people with your misguided thoughts and deeds.

MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

That’s my feeling about it all, too. This is my fucking country. The traitors and Nazi lunatics can all go fuck off. I’m 72 years old, my kids and grandkid live here in town, I’m in the process of buying a goddam condo right now, and this is where I’ll stay til I die, which increasingly I hope won’t be for too much longer. That’s it.

Edith Brideau's avatar

I'm 78, and my husband is 81. It's a horrible commentary on our situation that many of us in this age group are grateful that we have so few years left to live.

MARY's avatar

This happened on MY watch ! For everyone's kids and grandkids, I stay and fight

Polly Sears's avatar

Good going, Bill, I am with you! For all of your reasons, and, I WILL NOT BE RUN OUT OF MY COUNTRY !!!

CAM from 🇨🇦's avatar

Canada has accepted immigrants from worse countries. Don’t count us out yet.

kdsherpa's avatar

That's where we want to go. However, given our age and being retired, I don't think we'd be wanted. What are your thoughts?

kdsherpa's avatar

I have thought about that: being refused entry by other countries. Time will tell. I completely understand why you wouldn't consider leaving. We have just one daughter, and she's not married so could come with us. If I were in your situation, I wouldn't go.

Bill Corbett's avatar

It’s absolutely insane that we are having conversations about leaving our country. I served in the USN over 50 years ago and I took an oath to defend against foreign and domestic, well we all know what we have. A fucking domestic terrorist in the WH and not just one. I’m armed and will defend myself and my family. It sickens me to even think about it, but it’s seems like we’re left with no choice. When my SS doesn’t show up, game on!

Chet Brandt's avatar

We have family who live in Europe— they informed us today of “European Only” cruises. Thanks CF 47 for fucking up our future travel plans.

Denise Donaldson's avatar

I'm with you, kd. We have a small motorhome, and packing up the animals and heading for the border is our plan of last resort.

kdsherpa's avatar

We lived in this house for 35 years. Hadn't planned to ever leave. However, I feel like I'm living in Germany, 1934. As a child, I always wondered "Why didn't they leave?" Now I know: it's hard to leave everything behind. But I've learned from those people who didn't leave. I know I may be greatly exaggerating the risks. But I don't want to sit around and wait to see what happens. We're going to rent for a while, and keep our eyes wide open.

Marlene Lerner-Bigley (CA)'s avatar

My sister, my two girls, and myself are filing for dual citizenship to…Germany! ironic, isn’t it? But my parents were Holocaust victims and my mom was born in Berlin. She fled in 1939.

Marlene Lerner-Bigley (CA)'s avatar

Kd, we have been in our nearly 100 year old home for 49 years, come the end of October. We do not want to leave either. We have poured our hearts and souls into our home and have a wonderful relationship with our neighbors. It would tear us up.

Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Which border Denise, I love BC, but have multiple friends all over Mexico, in so many amazing places. Having traveled nearly every corner there, the jungle simply feels like home!!

James Stanley's avatar

Good on ya if your passport is up to date. Other countries allowing an influx of Americans to stay for good is a concern though.

kdsherpa's avatar

LOL! We all just renewed ours a month ago! Getting ready. I've looked at the situation in other countries. In Canada and Europe, most countries only give 6-month visas (some as little as 4-month). I'm OK with being paripetetic for a while. I've always wanted to travel!

James Stanley's avatar

Even better if you have an EU. Could've qualified for that but never got around to it. Guess I'm stuck in North Korea, here ;)

Marlene Lerner-Bigley (CA)'s avatar

I like traveling too but not my husband. He’s like a bear. Loves his cave and his sports.

Margaret's avatar

I am really sorry to hear that, kd. Please stay in touch.

kdsherpa's avatar

I feel sure that I will (even though there will probably be a big gap in the foreseeable future b/o the move).

Anne Whitney's avatar

Good move. Any ideas where you want to go?

kdsherpa's avatar

The Research Triangle in NC is a good place for us. Lots of friends. (It's the Raleigh-Durham-Chapel Hill area.)

Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Ditto KD, where’s the next destination?

kdsherpa's avatar

Probably the Research Triangle in NC. I lived there for 15 years, long ago. Many of my closest friends still live there. We're going to rent for at least a year (need to buy within two years, or lose $ to capital gains tax). That way we will stay flexible. Are you also moving? And same: where to?

James Stanley's avatar

Yeah, even having midterm elections looks like wishful thinking.

Lynn Van Haren's avatar

Too far away at this rate of destruction

Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

No doubt, unless there is a well organized revolution this republic is toast!!

Marla's avatar

The states are in control of the midterms. The federal govt only has control over national elections.

Article I, Section 4. The Times, Places and Manner of holding Elections for Senators and Representatives shall be prescribed in each State by the Legislature thereof; but the Congress may at any time by Law make or alter such Regulations, except as to the Places of chusing Senators.

Polly Sears's avatar

I predicted the "won't last 4 years " when he won. It was so obvious that he was ill. Now, 4 months later, his descent into Neverland , has escalated to the point of no return. He sits at the desk looking like a lost child. I am sure his minions are advising him to Not comment on anything.

Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Succession sounds like a plan, our blue states totally support the red ones… let the red states enjoy their lives sans any freedom Marla!!

Richard Citron's avatar

Look up Doge Marino Faliero. the one ... and only .. elected Doge of the Serene Republic of Venice which was already over 400 years when Doge Faliero attempted his Coup d'Etat. The Supreme Court of Venice found their Trump guilty of treason and took care that that problem to prefection and added Damnatio Memorae justly to his sentence. The Serene Republic of Venice carried without another nearly 5 centuries to a total of 1001 years. The USA? Will it last another 10 years? Damnatio Memorae

Declan's avatar

Of course I'm appalled with goings on. But it was a stroke of genius by 'someone' to have Elon be the bad guy & do all heavy lifting & take arrows...while the 'Godfather' can sit back & oversea destruction of America. The media can't quite wrap their head around what his intentions are...but it has to do with a guy whose name rhymes with tootin'.

Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Damn solid analysis Douglas, the KGB recruited a number of our denizens since the wall fell… they hit the jackpot with Trump, however they found him far too ignorant to carry out he Dugin plan of destroying America from within. Musk was the perfect candidate to place into the Trump orbit!

P123Sunny's avatar

And ppl are still fascinated by ‘the richest man in the world’ (on paper)… another blind spot :/

P123Sunny's avatar

👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆

Abigail Norling's avatar

I agree Cam! I have said all along there will be a grand implosion within 2 years. I hope it is sooner!

kdsherpa's avatar

I'm more worried about a terrible explosion!

Lady Emsworth's avatar

That's what the Depends are for. . .

Bill Corbett's avatar

If I know what you are talking about it will be quick and you will be vaporized along with everyone else.

Denise Donaldson's avatar

Be careful what you wish for. The handlers might deploy extreme measures to maintain control.

Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

The 25th can’t be much farther down this road, considering the level of insanity Cam!!

CAM from 🇨🇦's avatar

You’re correct. I surmised this on some other Substack when he was running and after I read chapters of Project 2025. The only change to my original scenario is the appearance of Elmo with his $280M contribution to Trump’s campaign. I hadn’t seen this coming, but when you have Thiel backing Vance, Miller, kissing his boss’ derrière and Elmo firmly ensconced in the WH, the coup was assured.

Anne Whitney's avatar

Ooh, Cam, I think you did something there...it's possible the Elon Show is the perfect diversion from Bedtime for Diaperpants Grandpa show and they trade off time slots and programming notes to completely cover for the handful of security/dod mongrels who are actually giving orders and marshalling shit around. Who's the weak link to press, who will fold first?

CAM from 🇨🇦's avatar

Anne, I’m not prescient and I don’t know who will fold, but someone will, someone with receipts. Perhaps someone akin to the previous staff working for Trump during his 1st term, e.g. Alyssa Farah Griffen and Cassidy Hutchinson, who spilled the beans before we all watched them testify in front of the Jan 6 Ctee. I believe that personal ethics supersede group think, especially when the latter starts to lose favor with the public at large.

P123Sunny's avatar

‘Spokesmodel’ 😒 ( But let’s run Biden out of office…bc he just didn’t wear the faux tan. Unbelievable)

Charles Austin's avatar

Crazier than a rat in a cesspool.🐁💩😂

SethTriggs's avatar

The cheese has slipped off his cracker.

Liz and Max the No. 1 Cat's avatar

That man's butter has slipped off his noodles. (Once spoken by Colonel Harry Potter about Major Charles Emerson Winchester, III on an episode of M*A*S*H.)

Susan Niemann's avatar

😂😂😂😂 LOL!!!!

Sharon C Storm's avatar

Has anyone besides us really listened to what he’s saying? We used to call it word salad, but now it has turned into “word vomit”. Not one complete thought exists, even if you put all of that together. He has deteriorated so much since he was inaugurated, I don’t know how even his base can listen to that gibberish.

Liz and Max the No. 1 Cat's avatar

I have to think that they just hear the sound of his voice (which is bad enough) and don't really hear the words, because you can't listen to what he actually says for 5 minutes and not realize he's a complete fucking moron.

Stephen Brady's avatar

Donnie has never shopped for groceries in his super-privelidged life. Nor have most of the oligarchs. As for his sewer clowns... they know that this DOJ and this Senate will never touch them. It likely will take a protracted strike + recession/depression to get the attention of the rethuglicans and by then it will be too late.

https://handsoff2025.com/about

Susan Niemann's avatar

I cant get into nihilistic thinking…I have to have some hope.

displacedCTYankee's avatar

I can't get into nihilistic thinking because I can never remember what "nihilist" means, if it means anything, which it does not, according to Humpty Dumpty.

Susan Niemann's avatar

Well I used the term incorrectly-it means without purpose or meaning. I think I meant pessimistic… constantly thinking nothing will ever improve. That feels like doom. 🤓

displacedCTYankee's avatar

You proved my point! There is a limit to how much can effectively be communicated between writer and reader. In-person is much better, allowing back-and-forth. You and I have done our best here, and that's all we can do. All is good! -- :>) -- that is a smile, which means I am intoxicated and it means that because I say it does!

Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Considering his professors at Wharton called him the dumbest son of a bitch to ever have walk through these doors. I’m not sure Donnie have had much of a functioning brain Susan!!

Bob Bowden's avatar

Let’s wrap our heads around this: Grocery prices are borderline unaffordable for ~50% of the population, and for that reason America elected a man who doesn’t know what groceries are. Nice job, America!

David Skoglund's avatar

We better hope that there is a God, because if there isn’t we are all screwed!

MountainBoyMike's avatar

it's as if, "insane" isn't even enough to describe this vile ignorant sack of raw sewage...but ya see here, Susan, he's doing his "weave"...you know, that garbled word salad that is really him being so fucking intelligent...so fucking "genius", that he strings these thoughts together and weaves them into these incoherent rambling messes of pure ignorance...I am running out of words for this shit...

Lady Emsworth's avatar

I know reporters have a lot more important things to ask him, but I do wish one of them would say " Sir, what word do YOU use for groceries?"

Adrienne's avatar

Thinks groceries is an old fashioned word 🤦🏻‍♀️ he and his broligarchs have never had to go grocery shopping! He literally doesn’t know what he’s talking about! Arrrrgggg

longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

Maybe he should take an informational tour of a Walmarts. I've never been, but then he could go to Berkeley Bowl West and see what a real grocery store is. Or, or, the incredibly high end Andronico's in San Francisco or Palo Alto.

celeste k.'s avatar

Hopefully, the House flips in 2026 and we get rid of the whole lot of them.

P123Sunny's avatar

But he has MAIN CHARACTER ENERGY amirite… 😣

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Declan's avatar

well....one does continually do BAD things when that person isn't punished and corrected. He has Supreme confidence now...he doesn't care what anyone thinks now. He's given green light for his cabinet to do whatever the hell they want & he'll cover for them ....especially easy since he's intimidated the press. Life is good for him

Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Indeed! Citizens United created the monster, sCOTUS claimed one man to be above law, leaving us with a lawless nation, and gormless leadership!!

Paula Dean's avatar

99%??? Seriously?! Where do you live? Cuz I want to live there!

Declan's avatar

February 25th huh?? How many Americans know this??

CAM from 🇨🇦's avatar

More to the point, how many Canadians and citizens of the EU know about this. I hadn’t heard and it seems that you also were not aware.

Patty Mooney's avatar

Poster child for having everything you could possibly desire and still be the unhappiest person alive.

Anne Whitney's avatar

He and his issue are all hungry ghosts. They keep grabbing for more and it's never ever enough to fill the joyless soul sucking dark void of their emptiness.

Bill Corbett's avatar

I'm not so sure the Sec. of State isn't a Russian asset as well; his parents are from Cuba and the grooming could have been going on for a long time.

Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

I certainly shall not Burke… I’ve read Ungers books( he’s on Substack now) Olear and a host of others, including FBI investigations dating back to the 70’s about the career criminal. Project 3025 and Yarvins Butterfly Revolution and his neofuedalism and Dark Enlightenment!

I will continue to promote organized revolution as our best path forward, knowing all too well, that millions have been spent on non-lethal weaponry in this country!!

P123Sunny's avatar

Switching’ sides? Oh well - 7D chess I guess…

longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

One of the few good things you can say about Tillerson. However, I notice he has not spoken about the damage to the climate that his previous career did.

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Marlene Lerner-Bigley (CA)'s avatar

There’s a pod somewhere that bred these evildoers somewhere. We have to destroy it.

Elizabeth Ayer's avatar

He is evil personified. That’s why many people actually detest him. What is just as appalling is how many people are willing to go along for the ride, to justify this evil, to revel in it, to make fun of and mock those who speak out against this evil. How did he corrupt so many so easily?

Walt Svirsky's avatar

Glorious Leader, AnusMouthPantLoad, has been reduced even further than his miserable 72 IQ. The Aderall huffing ingrate has some very tired spiders spinning their webs in his big fat pumpkin head. By the end of his term, there will be nothing left of him but a pile of baby poo and some ketchup.

Susan Niemann's avatar

I wonder if he’ll even make it to the end of his term. JFC. He’s nuts!!!!

HI2thDoc's avatar

Still rooting for cholesterol

M.T. Kelly's avatar

And late stage syphilius

Joe Witkowski's avatar

Even syphilis would reject that 315 pounds of ratfuck

alan's avatar

I wonder if WE will make to the end of his term!

Paula Dean's avatar

My physical and mental decline has been dramatic since November 6th, a scary rollercoaster since January 20th! I've aged 30 years -- and I was already 71. ☠️

HI2thDoc's avatar

Congratulations on hitting the century mark. You don’t look a day over 71

Paula Dean's avatar

And I don't FEEL a day less than 1,618.

Sharon C Storm's avatar

If it is pre frontal dementia, he won’t make it to the end of the year. Then we would get Mr. Personally himself, JD. He has all the charisma of a soda cracker.

Lydia's avatar

I think JD will be easier to control. Especially if the Democrats can win the elections in April. He alienates people with his attitude and he doesn’t have the inexplicable charisma of Grandpa Befuddlepants. I don’t see it myself but there’s no accounting for taste.

Marie Martin's avatar

Do not besmirch soda crackers like that. 😏

Ellen McKenzie's avatar

Pablum Vance, we call him.

Stephen Brady's avatar

He is too useful to the oligarchs and rethugs in general. He is going to let them erase the New Deal - so they don't care if he is sitting in the Oval Office playing with the contents of his diaper. They'll just prop him up.

Stranger Than Friction's avatar

Perhaps we should be spreading the question far and wide, and push it to all journalists and tv show hosts and anyone who will listen. We should be clamoring for the results of Felon 47's physical and ask about what mental tests he is going to take this term. You'd think the White House press corps could put the question to KKKaroline Leavitt every time.

Polly Sears's avatar

Time to put odds on it . I don't see him making it through the first year. His body and mind was severely damaged by Covid, and, all the junk food he imbibes in and the diet cokes he drinks are also eating his brain. He can't walk upright, or , hold his head up. His eyes are as vacant as a character from the Walking Dead.

P123Sunny's avatar

That thinking didn’t work with McConnell tho - these ppl have gold standard healthcare! 🤬 Ironic

Walt Svirsky's avatar

He’s kinda beyond nuts. Just blubbering about nonsense at every opportunity. How do the Republicons expect to keep him upright for 4 more years?

Susan Niemann's avatar

I keep hoping there might eventually be a hero to stand up… but There are no hero’s in the GOP. Not one with the guts and integrity to get him outta there. They’ve been threatened or bought off or both. It makes me sick.

Joe Witkowski's avatar

There’s a better chance of Big Al, the University of Alabama’s elephant mascot, standing up to these MAGA Republican antichrists

Marlene Lerner-Bigley (CA)'s avatar

But Susan, someone had the guts to leak the Signal chat. That is a beginning to the end of the GQP, GOP, Repubs, MAGA, or whatever they call themselves!

Susan Niemann's avatar

Wasn’t the leaker the Editor of The Atlantic? The chat accidentally sent to him? However it happened it’s terrific!

Marlene Lerner-Bigley (CA)'s avatar

Yes, of course. I was (and should’ve been clearer) talking about the person who invited him into the chat!

Susan Niemann's avatar

Right!! It should be the beginning of the end-seems that polls indicate majority of Americans aren’t crazy about leaking war plans. Imagine that! 😂😂

George in Atlanta's avatar

Weekend at Bernie's, Camp David edition.

SethTriggs's avatar

At this rate they need to hand him some ball bearings to fidget with.

P123Sunny's avatar

Which is weirdly disarming, sadly

Kathleen Weber's avatar

You know what? This cloud does have a silver lining—not all do. You have to have an iIQ over 70 to be eligible for execution.

HI2thDoc's avatar

IQ 72? You're in a generous mood, Walt. I say he's below Forrest Gump, who was about a 70 and more than made up for it with common sense and decency. The orange menace has neither.

Walt Svirsky's avatar

72 is the number I heard when somebody discovered his IQ test from the past. Sorry to denigrate all of the people in his classification, because IQ does not a man make…it just helps.

HI2thDoc's avatar

It’s not his low IQ that is so destructive. It’s his greed, insecurity, narcissism, lust for power and dominance, his vindictive bent, his malevolence, his cowardice, his venality, his lack of fidelity, his mendacity, his egotism, his susceptibility to flattery and manipulation, his insecurity, and his general pathos. Quite a job raising him by his parents or maids or nannies

longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

Not everyone has worked with the mentally disabled. I give him a 76.

Jan Moon's avatar

I thought his IQ was his shoe size. I have noted lately that he either looks terminally bored or sound asleep.

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

His dementia is progressing rapidly. Maybe that's why his brilliant Tiger Team left him off the SignalChat. They'd end up bombing Canada.

Mingo's avatar

According to MAGA SignalGate wasn't a war plan. It was an attack plan. Those pesky semantics.

Peggy's avatar

He needs to be impeached he is not capable to lead. He is just a nut case and who is really running the White House?

rachel rosin's avatar

My mind boggles at the concept!

Wendy The Druid 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

Well shit. I hear Boasberg has the case now for Trump's SignalGate issues. I cant wait till we hear about how Boasberg replies to all this shit. Its just the gift that keeps on giving. https://thistleandmoss.com/p/sorry-to-do-this-to-you-all-it-is

Kathleen Weber's avatar

I have just added Boasberg to my judicial Mount Rushmore next to Marshan.

These judges kick ass! 👢👢👢👢👢👢

Lynn Van Haren's avatar

How is that? Mercham never even gave Dump a slap on the wrist. He caved at the end

Walt Svirsky's avatar

Marchan had the ability AND the responsibility, to sentence the Bloated Yam of Scam to 4 years in jail and he weenied out.

George A. Polisner's avatar

Thanks Jeff.

Aside from staying out of prison, enriching himself, and dominating the news cycle, I am not expecting him to govern.

He just shows up for the camera and another “Executive” Order signed that is blatantly illegal and/or unconstitutional, and has nothing to do with governance.

The imbecile Musk is marching through Federal Government like Sherman through Atlanta with his DOGE flying monkeys unleashed on now compromised formerly secure computer systems, and each of the incompetent, corrupt, and or alcoholic Trump appointees are doing all they can to destroy their area of irresponsibility.

George A. Polisner's avatar

Very true Kay. I do think it is part of the intent. They know the vast spend required to fix the system, repair the guardrails, and rebuild vital Federal capability. Even if we overcome, without generational political will and societal resolve, for them the chaos and breakage is part of the benefit.

It is a criminal enterprise, and if a real government is elected, and a real DOJ is unleashed, there will be a whole new demographic in prison where they should remain.

Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

You are correct this is only costing and inefficient is the result and it’s expensive. The trillions we loose will then push us over the edge of ‘can’t get out of debt’ other countries se it and quit buying bonds of all types and wha-la true shithole country.

Lynn Van Haren's avatar

Yes, tRump just does the figurehead stuff. Musk is doing the actual work of destruction

Kay's avatar

Can you imagine how much it will cost us to resecure our computer systems after Elmo and his gang are gone? All the “fraud, waste and abuse” money saved will be gone and then some. Back to square one. Plus, we will have the entire world waiting for apologies for shitting on their doorsteps.

Walt Svirsky's avatar

We really need to clean house, all the houses. If I was “dick-tater for a day” I’d dissolve the corrupt Supreme Court and fire every Republicon and Democrat in the Senate and Congress and start over. Our government is hopelessly broken. A fresh start is needed. Drastic? Hell yes. But that’s what it is going to take for it to be the people’s government again.

P123Sunny's avatar

Musk is very focused :/

Ginny K's avatar

Can we call it Bozos with Bombs instead of Signalgate? More accurate.

Kathleen Weber's avatar

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Saturday April 5 National “Hands Off” Day of Action

on the National Mall and 657 local demonstrations

Click this link to find a “Hands Off” demonstration near you.

https://handsoff2025.com/

Walt Svirsky's avatar

Thanks, Kathleen. I’ll be joining other democracy loving people in my neck of the woods this Saturday.

Kathleen Weber's avatar

Actually, next Saturday, about 8 days from now.

Walt Svirsky's avatar

Oh geez, guess I’m a little anxious.

HI2thDoc's avatar

If President Putinsbitch was purposely left off the text chain, we know it wasn't for plausible deniability, which he does every single fucking time anyway, and not in a convincing manner. More like he's a fucking idiot whose input is unnecessary.

"I never heard of the Hooties. I don't know anything about it. I went there a few times, years, years ago, they have these chicken wings, they were good, some say the best ever, they have these waitresses, some are beautiful, very beautiful but they're old, old, they would never get to ride on my buddy Jeffrey's private plane..."

Dina's avatar

"Oh, wait, I remember the Hooties in the '90s. They were Blowfish. Great group, maybe a great group, I don't know, I didn't listen to their music because I don't know how fish make music, I like showtunes."

Walt Svirsky's avatar

“Those Blowfish were something. Huge biceps glimmering with sweat, tears in their eyes. They would come up to me and say, ‘Mr President, how do you understand music so well? Will you teach us about music?’”

Betsy L's avatar

"Memm-reees, all alone in the moooon light..."🎵

Charles Austin's avatar

The "Hooties"?? Darius Rucker might want to be looking over his shoulder.😂😂😂

Dave Drell's avatar

President Putinsbitch… winner!

Walt Svirsky's avatar

The “Hooties” are the guys our military industrial complex drop bombs on when there are no other wars being fought. Gotta keep that inventory moving!

Ellen McKenzie's avatar

Is that what Epstein called his dick? “His private plane?”

Bob Bowden's avatar

An MRI of Orange Shitler’s brain must resemble a bowl of Cheez Doodles after a cockroach attack.

OregonTerry's avatar

Pretty much like JFKjr's brain worm. Which, as we all know, starved to death.

SeekingReason's avatar

😂 If you assume anything at all is there.

Rick Calegari's avatar

Especially with him now being the self-proclaimed fertilization president. Hell, that decaying, rotted brain of his probably has more fertilizer than a stable at Churchhill Downs.

Walt Svirsky's avatar

“Fertilization,” how does it work?

David Skoglund's avatar

Too bad it didn’t fail when Scump was a gleam in his Nazi father’s eye!

Bob Bowden's avatar

It works by not pulling out, as Fred Trump should have done.

Rick Calegari's avatar

Good question Walt. Dump doesn't have a fucking clue let alone how to spell it.

Barbara Rengstorff's avatar

Haha - my friend posted “Fertilization President”. I replied (not having seen this post yet) “Don’t you mean ‘Fertilizer President’?” She replied back that that would be a more descriptive term but it wasn’t what he called himself. Glad to see the context where he said this. 😁🤪😁

Rick Calegari's avatar

Fertilizer fits him perfectly since he spreads it every time he opens his anus resembling mouth.

Wendymae's avatar

Yeah, I'm a little late to this post but what I thought when I read this is that he's gonna make sure women get fertilized whether they want to or not.

Ellen McKenzie's avatar

Stop! I’m wetting my pants! 😂😂😂

Tess's avatar

Holy Shit! I can’t believe how stupid he is. StupidFuckingIdiotGate…is a great title for this fuck-up. Blathering idiot…and fertilization in a “goody bag.” That sounds absolutely disgusting..but what the hell should we expect. Damn—-I’m back to swearing again—hmmm that didn’t last long! ARGH

SeekingReason's avatar

Tess…Stupidgate fits much better! We like accuracy here! 😄

SeekingReason's avatar

Rather..StupidFuckingIdiotGate! 🎯

Krista Allen's avatar

I think the fact that the Treasury Sec was in the group chat was quite telling. Vance and Hegseth (who I will forever refer to as "WhiskeyLeaks" after someone on Substack said it) both emphasized the fact that they need to figure out how to get Europe to compensate the US for the attack and reopened shipping lanes. Bessent needed to hear about the attack so he could start compiling the bill...which is beyond insane of a take.

Fastball Fredo's avatar

Hi Jeff, our country has a military strike on another country and our so called president is not aware? WTF? Speaking of this attack, the Signal chat I brought the chat up with Golf with MAGAS. MAGA contention is was a just a minor conversation on an unsecured line.. nothing to worry about. At that moment I pointed out that anyone, friend or foe could have monitored the participants phone history, numbers they called, produced an intell brief, monitored the people they were calling, at that point you get a cyber profile and these spies will collect even more data. This should be a shitstorm, all involved should be fired and get off fox. Needless to say I was told I’m an alarmist, Donald will take care of it. Now on to the cancellation of the 2026 mid terms. Best to All.

Brenda McDonald's avatar

Can you imagine the conversation if this had happened while Biden or Obama was President??

Dina's avatar

I don't know how you play golf with those people and don't put your putter to good use...

Betsy L's avatar

I'd use a wood. The biggest one.

displacedCTYankee's avatar

I use my wood for a better purpose.

M.T. Kelly's avatar

I've posted this before that the people who lose to the shitgibbon are obeying in advance.

arne link's avatar

Wow. I am speechless. I guess we're doomed.

Lynn Van Haren's avatar

We are unless the people rise up but I’m not counting on it. Trump will just illegally call for martial law anyway. We’re f’cked

Declan's avatar

We are NOT effed! Chuck Schumer is on the case!!....& will give D a piece of his mind! Maybe a sternly worded letter. Or one of Chucks very impressive floor speeches after hours. 😵‍💫

Walt Svirsky's avatar

It may all come down to how our military reacts. Will they follow illegal orders from someone determined to be the reigning King of America and attack civilians?

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

There aren't enough U.S. troops, even with the National Guard, to effectively impose martial law in this mammoth-sized country (the military is running a recruitment deficit as well). Rural county sheriffs departments would probably use the order to go rogue, erect road blocks, and rough up whomever they choose. MAGA clodhoppers would jump in as volunteers but they're stupid assholes and it would be all-out civil war.

Lynn Van Haren's avatar

Cops always join the “state” when rounding up citizens. Read Snyders Bloodlands to understand how the police joined Stalin in rounding up & executing citizens

Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

Was My Pillow guy in on it, only one left out but for the prez, I’m so sure.

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Dave Drell's avatar

That would be the correct & ideal response … impeach & fire people.

But they just brush it under the rug (remember the beginning of

covid?) and try to minimize its importance - and the Dems sit on their asses and don’t hold them accountable

Mary Sundberg's avatar

Every day I find more an d more reasons to hate this fuckwad. Enormous things in the bag for women? Is he fantasizing about his own stubbyy dick. He is not familiar with what goes on because he has abdicated his presidency to those around him. He is content with that because if something goes wrong, he can point to those around him, because in his pea brain he can do no wrong. God I hate him!!!!!

Schnauzermom's avatar

I never imagined I could hate another human being as much as I hate this insane clown p*ssy grabber. His enablers (anybody heard from Giuliani or Lindell lately?) are even worse.

Lynn Van Haren's avatar

He’s fertilized enough women over his 50 years rape career

Polly Sears's avatar

Vibrator, gold of course, with his picture and signature.

SeekingReason's avatar

Exactly!!! Psycho DUI Hegseth left the orange lunatic out of critical Need-to-know info! They don’t need him! 😄🤣🤣

Kay-El's avatar

That’s because Trump isn’t running the country. They’re not doing any better.

Declan's avatar

Remember the Wansee Conference. Uncle Adolph's name was NOT on any documents ....he had plausible deniability. But the guys knew what he wanted & executed plan.

Lady Emsworth's avatar

That, Douglas, is a little nugget of gold. . .

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

Now that we're evidently at war with Yeman, who else can Kegs bomb for shits and giggles? Greenland? The south side of the US-Mexican border? Killing hundreds of civilians to take out one specific human target seems to be a practice we learned from Israel. Great success!

Robert Eckert's avatar

To be fair, Israel actually learned it from us.

Itsy Bitsy Spider's avatar

Jeff, I admire your stamina in being able to read, let alone listen to, Trump’s comments. I can no longer stomach it. It is literally making me ill so I have to skip those parts.

This administration is so toxic to America, it is like having brain Covid back on steroids. These Senators confirmed people like Pam Bondi, a legal hack, who will never even investigate, let alone prosecute, anyone in the current administration. BUT you scratch a Tesla, then it’s domestic terrorism.

We effectively no longer have a Dept. Of Justice, it is now an oxymoron. It may be breathing better than the Dept. Of Education, but it is now just a mobster’s tool.

Lynn Van Haren's avatar

She’ll investigate Goldberg

Kimberly Levinson's avatar

The fertilization president? Oh, gross🤮

Weezimp's avatar

He must mean “fertilizer”. As in spreading shit all around.

J.R.'s avatar

Creepy Uncle Goody Bag. That’s a good one, Jeff. 😂