Yeah, he’s likely overdosing on his own overload of spit and hate. Those can give you a baaad tummy ache if they don’t siphon off the excess. They’re pumping ketchup into him to balance his whatevers.
Another small stroke, perhaps? The right side of his mouth (on the rare occasions when it is closed) droops noticeably. I can’t make my mouth do that unless I pull it down with my finger.
Maybe walking slowly on stairs made him keel over. He is unwell, and they have to pump him full of drugs like they did Hitler to get him to make another public appearance.
Maybe he actually tried to do the Obama Bop, and almost Ivana'ed* himself.
*FWIW I am deeply suspicious about that death. Her NDA just about to expire just before the 2024 election, and she decided to use the spiral stairs instead of the elevator she always used? Tell me another one.
Her death. That fireman in Butler, Pa., and the kid who shot him. The million Americans who died from Covid because of his bumbling, apathy and mishandling. And the millions who will die because of the termination of USAID. The”man” has no respect for human life. This is a guy who, as a five year old, used to throw rocks at baby strollers
Friends think I’m nuts but the timing of her death, his wrangling all the details, and where she was buried (might as well been in a municipal landfill) was all bizarre. His ex-wife?!? The kids didn’t have the balls to tell him to fuck off?! It’s disgusting. If nothing els, she was their mother.
They never visit her grave or put any flowers on it. I give my Mother and Sister-in-Law flowers every Mother's Day. That whole family must not have any love for each other.
I'm thinking of a Lovecraftian scenario where he's actually been dead for a while and they're using chemicals to make him appear animated so they can use him as a puppet
I’m so glad you brought that up! I’m surprised he didn’t mention the leather soles on his shoes, which was his excuse when he had to ask the Army colonel to help him walk down the slightest incline at an outdoor speech he gave. I’ll never forget his itty-bitty steps. You think it’s all the drugs he takes that messes with his balance or the lifts in his shoes?
Don’t worry, Uncle Jeff. Trump was just trying to rest from the side effects of his windmill cancer, so he swallowed a few tablets of aceta-whatever, chased it down with some bleach, and then opened up the giant faucet up in Canada, filled up his Keurig, and brewed himself a large cup of covfefe.
When you've been stroking out w/dementia (mother and mother-in-law) you have good days and bad. Eventually the bad win. With all the ankle swelling, dementia, cognitive issues he could be in late-stage congestive heart failure.
As to Trump's whereabouts, I think they're having to give him rest for a few days. They need time to pump him full of whatever it is they are using to keep him going. That is a ploy of diminishing returns, I am sure, because I think Humpty Trumpty is in really bad shape. (my mom, who had serious cardiac issues, looked tired like that the last 6 months of her life). I wonder if he's going to make an appearance before the weekend?
But you know what? That low-energy worked to his advantage. At the end of his talk with the Generals et al. whatever he said came out so slowly that it sounded sinister!
This is critical to national security. Stop what you are doing and if you are a flag officer, be in Quantico pronto to hear the TOP TWO civilian leaders of the U.S. military establish new instructions.
You can tell if he’s been to the West Wing/Oval Office because the Marine guard is standing outside while he’s there. The reporters can observe this; it was reported on during Trump’s 1st term.
I think he was in a video playing "Mexican Music" wearing a sombrero while Schumer and Jeffries were having a press event. Still missing, but on video.
Well, MAGA Mike, since you missed it, here's the review: The generals have nicknamed the two dipshits Fat Man and Little Boy for how hard they bombed. In second place is Fattysburg Address.
One thing that might (relatively speaking) unify the country: We're all getting front-row seats to the shitshow being run by the shitheads. No one is going to benefit from this -- contrary to the conventional wisdom that it's all part of the 2025 plan, etc. -- and it's not a good thing for any president to be pissing off generals to the nth degree.
Please, please, PLEASE tell me that's true! I know the Generals weren't allowed to clap or boo or anything - but what are they saying behind closed doors?
Why does it feel like we're swirling down the drain???
Madeline Dean was my rep when in lived in Pennsylvania and she keeps her head down, communicates with her constituents and does the work. I was so proud to see her take on Holy Mike. She's very smart and truly dedicated.
Is Justa Dick a " beardo " like Peg Pigsweat scolded ? Does he " PT " ? How many pull ups can he do ? Everyone knows a solid punch can take down a drone or missle.🙄 Biceps win wars just like the name Dept of War will stop wars. 🤪 No women ! Because they're SO NOT GAY.
They shut down the government to keep the Epstein files under wrap. And there's a guy on Tiktok, now crowdfunding for lawyer fees, who claims he just turned over Holy Mike's Grindr profile and IP address. I don't expect much to come of that because nothing comes of anything but... a gal can dream.
I usually like to make $2 win bets on longshots, but, in Holy Brother Mike's case--I'd say the odds are 6/5 that he's in the Epstein Files, and I'll bet $20 on it.
I'm in Maryland; I went to the UofC in the early 1980s, so I know the Chicago South Side. My spouse and I took public transportation or walked all over the City; yeah, we took precautions (limited # of credit cards; took a small amount of cash), but that didn't stop us. Current GOP thoughts re Chicago show they are ignorant, bigoted, COWARDS.
How can the third-in-line for POTUS consistently and repeatedly admit he is so very ill-informed when each admission proves him wholly unfit for his job? And journalists should be answering "I didn't see/hear/read it" with an incredulous, "Why not??"
Exactly: the guy must spend 22 hours a day under his desk with a blanket over his head, according to his own "I don't know"; "I didn't hear"; "I didn't see"; "I haven't read"; "I didn't watch" responses.
Jeff, I’m just sick and tired of being sick and tired from all the chaos, all the lies, all the humiliation America is receiving from around the world, and listening to Donald and his sycophants daily… Losing our empathy=losing our democracy daily. Best to all on this holiest of days for the Jewish community if you celebrate.
I need more features, Im honestly banning MAGA and Nazi accounts left and right on my pub, and the spammer comments are just getting to be too much. Also The Live sessions are unstable, and have issues. I am also ok with paying for a product up front to get support, because beehiiv actually gives a decent support model on the paid product model. And My sister (who is a marketing exec advised me to consider it or ConvertKit, so I went with Hiiv instead).
I don't watch commercial channels any more. Wunderground doesn't tell me where the rain comes from. Is it a failing hurricane from the south? Or I suppose it could be very warm from Alaska. It's so muggy it's like a Pineapple Express..
Not only is Donnie FF the butt of many jokes among Americans and the entire world, the American people are too and I am pretty sick of being embarrassed daily. Holy Mike can F straight off.
I am so grateful that I had the opportunity to move to Sweden over 20 years ago. Because this fucking government in the US now and the fucking monster who is clearly insane is despicable. If it didn’t cost $2500 I would renouncing my citizenship tomorrow. Although I probably couldn’t because they shut the government down the fucking Republicans. But I have never been so mortified and I never thought I would be ashamed to be in America to me right now being called an American is an insult. My political beliefs have caused rift in my family. We are five siblings and one of them is a huge Maga cultist. Who has threatened to kill me because of what I’ve said about January 6? I’d be curious to know what he thinks about that stupid meeting with the generals that the demented idiot and the drunk held. And I feel very bad for every single person who got out and voted for Harris. But I have zero sympathy for the Trump voters. I don’t give a fuck if every farmer loses their farm they overwhelmingly voted for this shit. Let them lose their farms their homes their families. I don’t care that there is no possible way for me to care less. And while it pisses me off that he’s bailed out Argentina. I find some poetic justice in the fact that they have turned around screwed over US in our farmers and sold there so he needs to China. I cannot wait to open a magnum and champagne and toast to the death of Donald Trump subhuman monster he is.
Kate, I'm right there with ya. Looking at a relocation, possibly to Spain. I can barely stand to live among the cultists. The IQ of Americans has to be at an all time low. 🤦♀️
The idiot keeps calling Democrats Low IQ. Every accusation is a confession. It’s not even the IQ that bothers me the most. It’s the lack of empathy and concern for others. Ay so many levels. Immigrants shocked that they have family being deported. Muslim Americans who thought this would be better than Biden. Farmers who seem shocked. And they only care now because it affects them. What is wrong with people?!
KATE! Yes... the lack of empathy and concern for others is frightening. The racism is breathtaking in this country. It's like if they needed a kidney to stay alive, and the only one available was from an immigrant or a black person, they'd probably refuse it. I swear to God these fucking people are hateful. And I have "friend" who continues to rant about how the Muslim's are trying to take over London and cities in Michigan. WTAF!!!???
Swearing in was scheduled for 10/7 by Wed., when Congress is in session (which sounds like some fuckery is afoot e.g., calling for the Epstein discharge petition vote BEFORE swearing in Grijalva). FL reps were sworn in within 24 hours on 4/2/25; AZ gets different treatment. Taxation without representation.
The death & legal threats scared off the dude apparently- he turned the stuff over to a journalist who has more legal protections to vett everything (Mike looked noticeably more relaxed today…)
Holy Brother Mike doesn't look more relaxed so much as he seems to be morphing into Jeff Sessions. That photo of him at the top of the page has those Keelber (ie, Kee-eviler) elf vibes to it.
I love it Neddy The Holy Johnson, I think he sees an attractive sofa and is jealous because he wants the SOFAKING attention and special kind of lovin’.
Dear holy Mike, I have something to say to you which you can take in context or out of context. Either way is good with me. What I have to say is this go fuck yourself. Fuck all the way off. Frankly, fuck off and die. That is about all that you’re good for. And I hope and pray there is an afterlife that there is a hell. Because if there is you will get to enjoy eternity burning and fucking hell and you’ll still be able to suck Donnie’s teeny tiny little cock at the same time for eternity, so again fuck all the way off. Take that, however the hell you want it.
I love it Neddy The Holy Johnson, I think he sees an attractive sofa and is jealous because he wants the SOFAKING attention and special kind of lovin’.
Have patience. Kegsbreath is going to get rid of dear leader as he does not like the Commander In Chief to be FAT and the fact that he does not exercise.
According to T💩p, we are born with only so much energy and exercising just wastes it. That's why he drives up onto the putting green. By his logic, newborn babies would be the strongest people in the world.
I'm not wrong about Donny being missing in action yesterday, am I? I couldn't find -any- video of him, and usually he's impossible to miss
I think your hunch about a medical event is right. He's getting an IV full of spit and hate.
That or they are taking out spit and hate for transfer to others, since he has an excess of those.
Yeah, he’s likely overdosing on his own overload of spit and hate. Those can give you a baaad tummy ache if they don’t siphon off the excess. They’re pumping ketchup into him to balance his whatevers.
LOL
Another small stroke, perhaps? The right side of his mouth (on the rare occasions when it is closed) droops noticeably. I can’t make my mouth do that unless I pull it down with my finger.
We need a big one!
It would be impolite to disagree with you, so I’ll go with your big stroke.
🤣🤣
I disagree. Fat Fungus 47 has not one cc left to fill up with more spit and hate. Maybe it's just an IV of pureed hamburgers?
Or hamberders...
Even pureed hamburger might bust him. Could it be residue of Aquanet?
An IV of bile.
🤣🤣👍🏻👍🏻
Probably being pumped with “H” under RFK Jr. directions!
ISO ways to panic his base every time is goes AWOL - even for a. minute…..
Maybe walking slowly on stairs made him keel over. He is unwell, and they have to pump him full of drugs like they did Hitler to get him to make another public appearance.
Awww. I send him Clots and Stairs.
Brilliant!
Love it!!
Now that reminds me of a Randi Rainbow song "Thoughts and Prayers" only we can now replace it with new lyrics! Thank you!
Excellent! I’m stealing that.
😂😂😂
Fantastic!:)
Maybe he actually tried to do the Obama Bop, and almost Ivana'ed* himself.
*FWIW I am deeply suspicious about that death. Her NDA just about to expire just before the 2024 election, and she decided to use the spiral stairs instead of the elevator she always used? Tell me another one.
Yes! And to navigate a twisty, for-decorative purposes-only spiral staircase in high heels with a cup of hot coffee? Why?
Hmmm.....
And she was cremated, so why were four pallbearers struggling with her coffin? What was buried in her grave besides her ashes??
There were actually 10!!! pallbearers. It was full of Top Secret docs and I will die on that hill.
More classified documents
Cremains are surprisingly heavy, but still.
Totally agree
what kind of relationship did Ivana have with her kids ? were they ok with planting her on a fucking golf course?
They're BAD SEEDS.
That was his go-to plan when Marla came up pregnant. Since he didn’t use that card then, he used it for the Ex.
Her death. That fireman in Butler, Pa., and the kid who shot him. The million Americans who died from Covid because of his bumbling, apathy and mishandling. And the millions who will die because of the termination of USAID. The”man” has no respect for human life. This is a guy who, as a five year old, used to throw rocks at baby strollers
He was 5? I thought he was older, like 8 or 9. However, after seeing him in action since January, I might have guessed 25. Or maybe he still does it.
Friends think I’m nuts but the timing of her death, his wrangling all the details, and where she was buried (might as well been in a municipal landfill) was all bizarre. His ex-wife?!? The kids didn’t have the balls to tell him to fuck off?! It’s disgusting. If nothing els, she was their mother.
They never visit her grave or put any flowers on it. I give my Mother and Sister-in-Law flowers every Mother's Day. That whole family must not have any love for each other.
I'm thinking of a Lovecraftian scenario where he's actually been dead for a while and they're using chemicals to make him appear animated so they can use him as a puppet
“The Lurker in the Oval”
Appreciate the Lovecraft reference; I feel we are living in Lovecraftian times.
A puppet isn’t that stupid.
A side effect of the chemical animation
But Lovecraft didn't have AI, or a MEDBED.
How much longer …,.
Leaving a crowd of real soldiers aghast, head in hands, shaking their heads, likely sent his off the deep end!
I’m so glad you brought that up! I’m surprised he didn’t mention the leather soles on his shoes, which was his excuse when he had to ask the Army colonel to help him walk down the slightest incline at an outdoor speech he gave. I’ll never forget his itty-bitty steps. You think it’s all the drugs he takes that messes with his balance or the lifts in his shoes?
Don’t worry, Uncle Jeff. Trump was just trying to rest from the side effects of his windmill cancer, so he swallowed a few tablets of aceta-whatever, chased it down with some bleach, and then opened up the giant faucet up in Canada, filled up his Keurig, and brewed himself a large cup of covfefe.
LOL!!
PERFECT!! 🤣
😂👏👍
This is perfect 🤩
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Maybe he’s preparing for Yom Kippur with the family… you know loading up on McDonald's cheeseburgers to fast today.
Or more likely, getting ready to tell us we just need to get over synagogue shootings.
BACON cheeseburgers!
Those cheeseburger better be kosher beef.
It’s a CHEESEburger! Kosher beef? That’s like George Carlin asking why the physician sanitizes the arm of someone about to get a lethal injection!
Don't give him to us Jews! It's bad enough that we have Ivanka and Jared.
Embarrassing, isn't it?
Fat chance!
When you've been stroking out w/dementia (mother and mother-in-law) you have good days and bad. Eventually the bad win. With all the ankle swelling, dementia, cognitive issues he could be in late-stage congestive heart failure.
A girl can dream.
🤞🤞🤞🤞
What you said!
I don't give one flying fuck what happens to him. I just want him gone. And his little vampire, too.
For gawd’s sake, Jeff, he’s spending his time in his Med Bed, getting a new right hand and some major ankle slimming.
Hopefully he's gone for good this time.
It reminds me of an old joke. A fortuneteller on the boardwalk tells a man, "Trump will die on a Jewish holiday..."
"Which Jewish holiday?" the man asks, intrigued.
"Any day Trump dies will be a Jewish holiday!"
Even if he is, the Repugs will make a skin suit out of him for Nosferatu to wear, just like Silence of the Lambs, so the faithful won't know.
Ew. But also 🎯
They'll just keep him on ice till he really stinks the place up. Maybe a large refrigerator cart in the Rose Garden?
He already stinks up the place--no one's going to notice. Except that he FINALLY SHUT UP.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞
As to Trump's whereabouts, I think they're having to give him rest for a few days. They need time to pump him full of whatever it is they are using to keep him going. That is a ploy of diminishing returns, I am sure, because I think Humpty Trumpty is in really bad shape. (my mom, who had serious cardiac issues, looked tired like that the last 6 months of her life). I wonder if he's going to make an appearance before the weekend?
He was soooo subdued and slow on Tuesday. Something is up.
Something is up and it's not his IQ.
I'm thinking his IQ of 73 is now higher than his heart rate! Good times!
And short of breath
He's unwell. Could be extremely unwell.
One hopes. There's always hope.
But you know what? That low-energy worked to his advantage. At the end of his talk with the Generals et al. whatever he said came out so slowly that it sounded sinister!
This is critical to national security. Stop what you are doing and if you are a flag officer, be in Quantico pronto to hear the TOP TWO civilian leaders of the U.S. military establish new instructions.
https://hotbuttons.substack.com/p/omg-no-bopping?r=3m1bs
That’s what Brian Karem is reporting.
You can tell if he’s been to the West Wing/Oval Office because the Marine guard is standing outside while he’s there. The reporters can observe this; it was reported on during Trump’s 1st term.
I think he was in a video playing "Mexican Music" wearing a sombrero while Schumer and Jeffries were having a press event. Still missing, but on video.
He looked like death at his stairs speech.
Well, MAGA Mike, since you missed it, here's the review: The generals have nicknamed the two dipshits Fat Man and Little Boy for how hard they bombed. In second place is Fattysburg Address.
Historical note, Fat Man and Little Boy were the names of the atomic bombs dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. They definitely bombed!
Fattysburg Address. 👏👏👏👏👏👏
One thing that might (relatively speaking) unify the country: We're all getting front-row seats to the shitshow being run by the shitheads. No one is going to benefit from this -- contrary to the conventional wisdom that it's all part of the 2025 plan, etc. -- and it's not a good thing for any president to be pissing off generals to the nth degree.
Can’t imagine any of them taking orders from this psychopathic wastrel!
Please, please, PLEASE tell me that's true! I know the Generals weren't allowed to clap or boo or anything - but what are they saying behind closed doors?
😂😂😂
OHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHH!!!! May I use this?
Adroitly said Ann!
"go fuck a couch." The ultimate order. 😂😂😂
Why does it feel like we're swirling down the drain???
Madeline Dean was my rep when in lived in Pennsylvania and she keeps her head down, communicates with her constituents and does the work. I was so proud to see her take on Holy Mike. She's very smart and truly dedicated.
It’s exactly what I said out loud when he showed up on my tv screen, and I bet I wasn’t the only one.
Can’t she just punch him right in his kisser when he blatantly lies like that?
No, I don’t advocate violence except for these lying, scumbag, Republicon douchebags who drag this country down with their constant bullshitting!!!
I think a mere tongue lashing and a tap on the forehead might knock this little weasel out Dave!
Is Justa Dick a " beardo " like Peg Pigsweat scolded ? Does he " PT " ? How many pull ups can he do ? Everyone knows a solid punch can take down a drone or missle.🙄 Biceps win wars just like the name Dept of War will stop wars. 🤪 No women ! Because they're SO NOT GAY.
They shut down the government to keep the Epstein files under wrap. And there's a guy on Tiktok, now crowdfunding for lawyer fees, who claims he just turned over Holy Mike's Grindr profile and IP address. I don't expect much to come of that because nothing comes of anything but... a gal can dream.
I usually like to make $2 win bets on longshots, but, in Holy Brother Mike's case--I'd say the odds are 6/5 that he's in the Epstein Files, and I'll bet $20 on it.
I stand with JB Pritzker - 25th Amendment now.
I'm glad he got that out in the open. JB is a good governor, too.
Yes he is, and I’d almost hate to see him run for president.
I’d hate to lose him as governor, but we could use his calm, steady competence in the big job.
I'm in Maryland; I went to the UofC in the early 1980s, so I know the Chicago South Side. My spouse and I took public transportation or walked all over the City; yeah, we took precautions (limited # of credit cards; took a small amount of cash), but that didn't stop us. Current GOP thoughts re Chicago show they are ignorant, bigoted, COWARDS.
I’m in Chicago and I agree.
The only thing making Chicago unsafe right now is ICE.
I know! It’s disgusting! They’re walking along Michigan Ave, they’re walking along the Riverwalk, they’re on motor boats on the river with their guns.
😭 Many days I just wake up and cry. I’m so frustrated because I can’t HURT them!
Holy Mike: "I didnt see it".
The well rehearsed Rethug line to deflect from everything and anything.
Apparently, he didn't see the assassination of the Minnesota Assembly member and husband or the Mormons in Ohio either.
Touché !
How can the third-in-line for POTUS consistently and repeatedly admit he is so very ill-informed when each admission proves him wholly unfit for his job? And journalists should be answering "I didn't see/hear/read it" with an incredulous, "Why not??"
Ugh, I just answered my own question: in a kakistocracy, that's a feature not a bug.
Exactly: the guy must spend 22 hours a day under his desk with a blanket over his head, according to his own "I don't know"; "I didn't hear"; "I didn't see"; "I haven't read"; "I didn't watch" responses.
Point!
Call it the Sgt. Schultz response: “I know no-thing!”
I used to love Hogan’s Heroes
Ditto Walt, the cast, and writing was amazing!
And just like that: it’s accepted as a response…
Frustrating to say the least.
He didn’t see a thing, like Gym Jordan
They're all scum.
Jeff, I’m just sick and tired of being sick and tired from all the chaos, all the lies, all the humiliation America is receiving from around the world, and listening to Donald and his sycophants daily… Losing our empathy=losing our democracy daily. Best to all on this holiest of days for the Jewish community if you celebrate.
Im not long left on substack (going to BeeHiiv), Uncle Jeff, but Ill still drop my daily contribs.
https://thistleandmoss.com/p/the-shutdown-dicksuck-trump-burns
The shitshow just gets worse and worse.
And then the motherfucker der preznit posts racist bullshit memes. Can it get worse? or can he just hurry up and die.
why the move to beehiiv?
I need more features, Im honestly banning MAGA and Nazi accounts left and right on my pub, and the spammer comments are just getting to be too much. Also The Live sessions are unstable, and have issues. I am also ok with paying for a product up front to get support, because beehiiv actually gives a decent support model on the paid product model. And My sister (who is a marketing exec advised me to consider it or ConvertKit, so I went with Hiiv instead).
Totally understandable. Haven't you started your new job?
I am indeed finally back in DevSecOps daily work
Good Morning Walt? How is Oregon this morning? Raining in the Bay Area!!!
Rainy
I don't watch commercial channels any more. Wunderground doesn't tell me where the rain comes from. Is it a failing hurricane from the south? Or I suppose it could be very warm from Alaska. It's so muggy it's like a Pineapple Express..
As bad as things are, Jeff, you can always make me laugh. You have a wonderful gift, Thanks for sharing it, and will reStack ASAP 💯👍
Not only is Donnie FF the butt of many jokes among Americans and the entire world, the American people are too and I am pretty sick of being embarrassed daily. Holy Mike can F straight off.
I am so grateful that I had the opportunity to move to Sweden over 20 years ago. Because this fucking government in the US now and the fucking monster who is clearly insane is despicable. If it didn’t cost $2500 I would renouncing my citizenship tomorrow. Although I probably couldn’t because they shut the government down the fucking Republicans. But I have never been so mortified and I never thought I would be ashamed to be in America to me right now being called an American is an insult. My political beliefs have caused rift in my family. We are five siblings and one of them is a huge Maga cultist. Who has threatened to kill me because of what I’ve said about January 6? I’d be curious to know what he thinks about that stupid meeting with the generals that the demented idiot and the drunk held. And I feel very bad for every single person who got out and voted for Harris. But I have zero sympathy for the Trump voters. I don’t give a fuck if every farmer loses their farm they overwhelmingly voted for this shit. Let them lose their farms their homes their families. I don’t care that there is no possible way for me to care less. And while it pisses me off that he’s bailed out Argentina. I find some poetic justice in the fact that they have turned around screwed over US in our farmers and sold there so he needs to China. I cannot wait to open a magnum and champagne and toast to the death of Donald Trump subhuman monster he is.
Kate, I'm right there with ya. Looking at a relocation, possibly to Spain. I can barely stand to live among the cultists. The IQ of Americans has to be at an all time low. 🤦♀️
The idiot keeps calling Democrats Low IQ. Every accusation is a confession. It’s not even the IQ that bothers me the most. It’s the lack of empathy and concern for others. Ay so many levels. Immigrants shocked that they have family being deported. Muslim Americans who thought this would be better than Biden. Farmers who seem shocked. And they only care now because it affects them. What is wrong with people?!
KATE! Yes... the lack of empathy and concern for others is frightening. The racism is breathtaking in this country. It's like if they needed a kidney to stay alive, and the only one available was from an immigrant or a black person, they'd probably refuse it. I swear to God these fucking people are hateful. And I have "friend" who continues to rant about how the Muslim's are trying to take over London and cities in Michigan. WTAF!!!???
Me too 🥂
Save yourself and do what you must, I am out but haven’t burned my passport, yet.
Where are those GRINDR screen shots of Holy Mike Ned Flanders Johnson?? Today is Thursday.
With a reporter being vetted. The tik tok guy doesn’t have press protection if he releases them, but a reporter will (think pentagon papers, etc)
wouldn't count on any press protection under current regime
Swearing in was scheduled for 10/7 by Wed., when Congress is in session (which sounds like some fuckery is afoot e.g., calling for the Epstein discharge petition vote BEFORE swearing in Grijalva). FL reps were sworn in within 24 hours on 4/2/25; AZ gets different treatment. Taxation without representation.
The death & legal threats scared off the dude apparently- he turned the stuff over to a journalist who has more legal protections to vett everything (Mike looked noticeably more relaxed today…)
Holy Brother Mike doesn't look more relaxed so much as he seems to be morphing into Jeff Sessions. That photo of him at the top of the page has those Keelber (ie, Kee-eviler) elf vibes to it.
I KNOW! I'm anxiously awaiting those! 😂😂
I love it Neddy The Holy Johnson, I think he sees an attractive sofa and is jealous because he wants the SOFAKING attention and special kind of lovin’.
Look for a grainy picture soon of a propped up Trump on a golf cart at a distance!
Bad look to gold while the government is shutdown.
One of the worst things (for him) during the 18/18 shutdown was that he couldn’t spend weekends at Mar a lago golfing. Had to stay in DC.
Dear holy Mike, I have something to say to you which you can take in context or out of context. Either way is good with me. What I have to say is this go fuck yourself. Fuck all the way off. Frankly, fuck off and die. That is about all that you’re good for. And I hope and pray there is an afterlife that there is a hell. Because if there is you will get to enjoy eternity burning and fucking hell and you’ll still be able to suck Donnie’s teeny tiny little cock at the same time for eternity, so again fuck all the way off. Take that, however the hell you want it.
I don’t think he can hear you.
I love it Neddy The Holy Johnson, I think he sees an attractive sofa and is jealous because he wants the SOFAKING attention and special kind of lovin’.
How deep would we have to go in the 25th Amendment line of succession to get past the magats?
We just need to get a majority in the House so someone like Jeffries could be Speaker. Speaker is behind VP in the order of succession.
Right? But until we get a legit midterm, I fear we're screwed.
They wouldn’t be gerrymandering if they didn’t think they’ll lose 2026
Srsly Kamala should have challenged it - EVEN IF IT WAS PERFORMATIVE‼️
Have patience. Kegsbreath is going to get rid of dear leader as he does not like the Commander In Chief to be FAT and the fact that he does not exercise.
According to T💩p, we are born with only so much energy and exercising just wastes it. That's why he drives up onto the putting green. By his logic, newborn babies would be the strongest people in the world.
Total moronic statement from the biggest moron of all time! Energy is replenished every day(not that he knows what that word means!)
He doesn't know what sleep is for!