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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

today in Shit That Happened While I Was Busy Writing This Shit:

Donny's approval rating is at an all-time low, even among Republicans

https://www.cnn.com/2026/07/29/politics/cnn-poll-donald-trump-midterms-polls-iran-war

SethTriggs's avatar

As Stephen Colbert would say, soaring like the Hindenburg.

Bob Bowden's avatar

Reminder: Don’t light a match anywhere near Don Snoreleone’s ass while he’s nodding off

Ron Murray's avatar

Sshhhhh! That's Elmo's plan for the next SpaceX rocket.

Julia Fogg's avatar

No, light the match. Then RUN really, really far, fast.

Robert Eckert's avatar

During his last meeting with Hitler, the aging President Hindenberg nodded off, then snorted awake and said "So sorry, Your Majesty"

Miselle's avatar

I miss Colbert SO MUCH!!

Adrianne Martin's avatar

I keep wondering when he'll be back from vacation - then I remember. 😠 🥲

Marian Vitale's avatar

“Eau de Humanity”

Bob Bowden's avatar

Correction: Eau de inhumanity!

SethTriggs's avatar

Eau d'mille toilettes

Wendy The Druid 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

Jeff, The Sundowners is getting just worse and worse.

This is the most entertaining thing yet so far of this dystopia we are forced into.

That said, the voter Rolls issue is going hard. I think that's going to be the big deal -- Trump and the GOP are going to demand Voter Rolls before letting a state have an election. As crazy as that sounds.

celeste k.'s avatar

The federal government has no say in the elections. They can whine and scream and cry and bellyache all they want, but each state runs their election, and the feds have no say so. States don't have to give out their voter rolls, and the courts have already backed them up at least 17 times, if I'm not mistaken.

Joyce's avatar

Yes--the current score is American Reality 17, Deluded Fascist Pigs 0.

Wendy The Druid 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

But you know they are going to try. They are doing it already. Threatening states that dont hand over or purge their voter rolls.

George in Atlanta's avatar

I'm still a grouchy old half-glass guy, but I notice this: they're going to try, they've always tried and will never stop, what's new now is that they broke containment and are trying all over us. What's new now is that we see them, they're no longer hidden, and the counter attack has begun.

Leigh Hamilton's avatar

Republican evangelicals unsuccessfully attacked Roe v. Wade for years. Legal attack after attack was shot down in the courts - - until it wasn't anymore.

The difference now is they have a Corrupt Supreme Court rubber-stamping everything they want. Our counter attacks won't win against the SC's desire for evangelical power in government. We just buy time. Let's hope we buy enough time to get through mid-terms. It's our only hope.

Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

Not comparable. Let's not think of new ways to dredge up panic.

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

The MAGAts are in full panic mode on X. Virtually the entire feed seems to be about passing Trump's voter suppression law and attacking Senator Thune for not cancelling the upcoming recess.

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

I've been posting this in reply. (I didn't originate it, but it's brilliant.)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HOYx3tLXoAA7HtU?format=png&name=small

Bonnie Council's avatar

Wow! Now that's good! Will share everywhere.

rlritt's avatar

We need to send this to Right wing media, but they probably won't print it.

Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

Sure, they've tried. And every try has failed. So let's stop with the panic, please.

Bonnie Council's avatar

I think there are some degrees of separation between panic and legitimate concern. I'd rather err on the side of panic (that is, to be legitimately concerned) than act as if everything is OK. Because it very much isn't.

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

I'm not panicking. It's the MAGAts who are going nuts. Now they're attacking Thune as well as those senators up for re-election who want to get home to campaign (and not "take a vacation").

rlritt's avatar

The thing is I bet red states agree to handover the voting rolls and perhaps let Trump disenfranchise some voters.

Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

Absolutely correct. and we need to keep telling everyone this instead of panicking them. The media likes to prey on our panic but we can't humor them.

SethTriggs's avatar

Still, the Republicans will pull out all the stops. If voting weren't so powerful they wouldn't be working so hard.

So everyone make sure your voter registration is ACTIVE and get ready for the big dance! Vote as early as possible, every election. Especially in unreconstructed state-based regimes of terror!

HI2thDoc's avatar

Suuure, "states' rights!" for slavery and killing women by omission, but "no states' rights" for elections. Fucking GOP cherry picking AGAIN

George in Atlanta's avatar

... and bodily autonomy...

Cats 🐈🐈‍⬛'s avatar

They can’t do that. States control elections. As horrible as this unsupreme court is, I just don’t see them interfering with election rules (of course it is republicans wanting this so they may make an exception.)

AuntTeeFa's avatar

Unless you live in states like deSantistan where all of the data was easily harvested. Without consent or concern for privacy, of course.

The Manchurian cantaloupe will probably award him for compliance with a Cabinet position since he’s termed out this year. And nowhere to go. Although I’ve got some suggestions.

Wendymae's avatar

I left that hellhole state 6 months ago and went out of my way to cancel my voter registration there so I don't get caught up in some AI dragnet for the totally legal *crime* of being registered in two states. I have never done that in my nearly 50 years of voting and living in multiple states but I do not trust anyone there to not do the craziest thing imaginable.

RZolu's avatar

I live in purple New Hampshire. It's a super surprise to me that this state is NOT handing over their voter rolls. And, the DNC wants to take away first in the nation from us - wrong, that ain't happening either...

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

It very likely is. NH thinks they are ENTITLED to have the first primary and point to their state law declaring so. I think other states should pass laws that THEIR primaries must come before New Hampshire's. It's all about the money the campaigns bring in, not some high-minded principle.

RZolu's avatar

I’d love nothing better than for NH to lose their “first in the nation” while under tRump loving Kelly Ayotte. Anything to get that bitch out of her governor seat.

devourerofpancakes's avatar

I thought the states changed their primaries already. Didn't Iowa lose its place as first?

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

They go through this every four years. And the DNC still has to ratify the changes at their meeting next month.

AuntTeeFa's avatar

The DNC is in such shambles and broke. They have no business making any decisions much less who votes first.

Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

The DNC is NOT "in shambles," nor is it as powerful as some people think. Let's stop putting everything on the very limited shoulders of the DNC, which is the biggest example of the lingering damage Bernie Fucking Sanders did to the Democratic Party in 2016. I will never forgive that clown. Hey, all you people advocating for age limits to serve in Congress; what about HIM? He's the oldest person in the Democratic caucus and the second oldest Senator.

Wendymae's avatar

Everybody is sick of getting spammed by every candidate in the country 50x a day. I will no longer donate and I'm taking aggressive measures to stop the texts. I don't care about the emails because the spam filters work for them, but the texts are just awful.

Jeanne Leduc's avatar

But we do have more restrictions than other states.

Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

It's all too late. At this point we are just running around in endless panic "The sky is falling! The sky is falling!" And we need to stop because that is voter suppression: it discourages people from voting because they think their vote will be stolen or won't count. Please.

Bonnie Council's avatar

You're right about that. But even if we all just shut up about it, the voter suppression aspect of it is still happening because of the repuglies and the media. The repuglies' whole MO is to scare people into thinking their vote won't count and those who aren't really paying attention - probably more than half the country - are going to just stay home. So the message needs to be "stop listening to any and all chatter and just go vote." But, how to get that message out there without causing the panic? It's a double edged sword.

rlritt's avatar

I dont know why they want voter rolls. Are they going to remove people who they think vote Democratic. Is ICE going to come to my home?

zuzu's avatar

They'll keep demanding the rolls, and the courts will keep telling them to fuck off.

Even the Trump appointees. I think the count is eight Trump appointees at this point.

Wendy The Druid 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

Got My Issue out Late jeff. but here the fuck it is.

https://thistleandmoss.com/p/what-survives-the-morning-sundowning-into-a-coma-dying

Here's the whole cockrotted center of it: a man fuckin' died, a family sat in the front row trying to just hold the fucking moment, and the President of the United goddamn States turned their private morning into a sad fuck-report about his own greatness — awake just long enough to make it about him, dead to the world for every part that wasn't. Nap-Time Narcissist-in-Chief, sleep tight. The rest of us don't get to clock out on the people we are supposed to be supporting, because Donald wont. Cock gobbling shit goblin that he is.

TJ's avatar

Loved the obit.. 👩🏼‍🍳💋

Jeanne Leduc's avatar

They HAD to expect it.

RZolu's avatar

Tell it girl!!

Linda Weide's avatar

Loved rereading your obit. It is lovely! ❤️✌🏾

Eva's avatar

Damn. You can see the diapers in that bag

SeekingReason's avatar

Wow! I too had a 20 minute conversation with Mitch. He was jabbering away, you know, talking about politics and world events! 🙄🤥🤥🤥

Jeanne Leduc's avatar

Excellent. Now SHUT ORANGESHITSTAIN DOWN!

MattSMaine's avatar

On an unrelated note (sorry), I think that I must not be the only one in this fine community who is infuriated and upset over this Republican tribunal that is currently eviscerating Dr. Fauci. And what’s with the theft of private journals? What is wrong with those people??

Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

it's a fucking outrage. this is exactly why Biden gave him a pre-emptive pardon

zuzu's avatar

And exactly why he's pleading the Fifth. They can't do anything to him if he shows up and pleads the Fifth. He showed up, so they can't get him on refusing a subpoena. He invoked his right to decline to testify on Constitutional grounds, so they can't get him on contempt.

Frankly, Biden should have issued more preemptive pardons.

SethTriggs's avatar

They did this to Ashley Biden, torturing her, and people were like "no big." Murc's Law means that it is fine for Republicans to hurt people and anything goes for their behavior. Only Democrats are subject to accountability for public and private behavior.

Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

I will continue to present Democrats to do exactly the same for the Trump spawn when they retake power, not to be vindictive but because they are a thousand times more guilty.

Catherine Creecy's avatar

More recently, the Heritage Foundation exposed the decade-old private conversations of President Biden and his ghostwriter concerning a memoir he wrote at the time. “The Bezos Bugle” (a name for the Washington Post that I swiped from the Substack writer TCinLA) is doing its best to make this story a thing, dragging the discreditable behavior on the Heritage Foundation’s part out into the second day.

Jayme Wolworth's avatar

Rand blowing a gasket because he's not going to get the answers about anything in his conspiracy playbook is pure gold. Kicking Fauci's lawyer out of the room made Rand look like an idiot as well. Dr. Fauci wins the day.

Joyce's avatar

Apparently, Rand "Needs Another Punch" Paul reeeaalllllly hates Dr. Fauci, and all of this is his idea in order to exact revenge upon an American hero (I mean Dr. Fauci, not Paul's neighbor).

Some extraordinarily moronic talking head on MS-NOW was all super-Collins-level CONCERNED that Dr. Fauci's taking the 5th is setting a terrible precedent for when Democrats try to hold hearings against the corrupt Republicans, because now the Republicans will think they, too, have the right to refuse to answer questions.

My TV barely survived Susie Junior's asininity. But I just told myself that it must be her first day out of the burrow and in the real world, so........

RZolu's avatar

I'll take smart Dr. Fauci over Bobby Brain Worms any day of the week!! WTF is wrong with these people?

HI2thDoc's avatar

Asshole Paul, STFU

We don't need your whack view

If you're an MD

Why can't you see

What is fake and what is true?

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

He's a failed strip mall ophthalmologist and a failed policymaker who's pedaled horse shit his entire entrenched career in the senate. Always grandstands and obstructs for the spotlight but eventually caves.

Joyce's avatar

Rand "Last Name First/First Name Last" Paul had been very quiet for quite a while--not Moscow Mitch's level, but close; that was enjoyable. All of sudden, though, he's up and spewing his usual stupidity and venom. Another one whose obituary will be a welcome bit of news.

Of course, he's no more a doctor than I am. I, too, could be a doctor like Rand if my rich white daddy bought me some people and named them a "medical certification board." What Rand is: yet another mediocre white boy with money who failed upwards. Give Vance a home perm kit and the two of them could be twins.

Robert Eckert's avatar

Ayn Rand, Rand Paul, and Paul Ryan walk into a bar. The bar serves tainted alcohol because there are no regulations. They die.

HI2thDoc's avatar

May start a new MAGA trend: White Boy Jheri Curl

Bethie U's avatar

That's extra clever considering he's an ophthalmologist with a lapsed license.

arne link's avatar

I so hope that Mainers will vote that elderly cow out of office.

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

Kentucky quack Rand Paul is now fuming that Dr. Fauci will pay for not cooperating with the committee. He doesn't have a leg to stand on. Dr. Fauci was entirely within his rights to invoke the Fifth. Fauci was there under a subpoena having declined Paul's "invitation." Dr. Fauci's lawyer lays out just how obsessed Paul is with "getting" Dr. Fauci.

https://www.politico.com/f/?id=0000019f-abae-d49c-ad9f-afbe44f50000&nname=playbook&nid=0000014f-1646-d88f-a1cf-5f46b7bd0000&nrid=00000169-2525-d801-a779-27f562c80000

Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

You mean the doctor who had a form his own accrediting organization so he could be accredited? Yeah, I'll trust him.

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

The quack is protected by the "speech and debate" clause. I hope Dr. Fauci's lawyer is going through Paul's statements that are outside and brings a defamation suit.

Deb's avatar

Dr Fauci is a hero. What the clowns are doing now is unconscionable. All dignity dies with the regime

Claudia Classon's avatar

Disgusting. How can any of those pissy revenge babies look at themselves in the mirror? And Trump’s approval numbers are so low now—why don’t they all jump ship together? If there IS a blue tsunami this fall…and who knows if there will be…could we clean house with a mass impeachment in January 2027? I’ll buy the popcorn.

Richard Von Busack's avatar

Anti-vax loons need their raw meat

Susie's avatar

What is wrong with them? How much time have you got? There is a very long list...

MattSMaine's avatar

Oh; I know, Susie, I know…

SPW's avatar

So much is wrong with these people. It’s way too much to enumerate. Right now it’s completely loogie city with donnie dumbfuck as chief loogie.

DuduLovesBubu's avatar

Immediately after taking the 5th Fauci should have said, Rand Paul, Go Fuck Yourself.

Joe Witkowski's avatar

Those fucking LGBTQ haters also want to burn Dr. Fauci at the stake for leadership in virtually eradicating the world of HIV/AIDS.

They just haven’t said it out loud yet.

Mrs Moore's avatar

I wish somebody, anybody, would kick Rand Paul’s ass.

SethTriggs's avatar

Totally crop dusting the guy behind him. I assume people have to draw straws and loser gets the seat directly by the exhaust port.

HI2thDoc's avatar

I figure whoever that guy is was seated there as punishment for something

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

Evidently he's a Secret Service Agent and his job is probably targeted for termination. Notice how Rubio leans in like he's putting his head in the gas oven.

michellefromchicago's avatar

“Crop dusting” 😆👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Susan P Thatcher's avatar

Dear Andrew Taint, can you say "flight risk"? I knew you could.

Cats 🐈🐈‍⬛'s avatar

Yeah, same ole shit day after day after day after day. I am still looking forward to the day he is DEAD. Can’t come soon enough.

Cats 🐈🐈‍⬛'s avatar

I was thinking blow horns and kazoos every time his ugly name is mentioned.

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

Are you familiar with the Jewish holiday of Purim? On it we read the Book of Esther and every time the name of the villainous Haman is read, it is traditional to drown it out with noisemakers.

Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

yeah, but Susie Gross always got to be Queen Esther for some reason.

michellefromchicago's avatar

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

RZolu's avatar

Could it be today? Please?

Richard Von Busack's avatar

And then we’ll have fun at his funeral. Wolf whistles and vuvenzuelas!

HI2thDoc's avatar

Mizz Harp is quite a find

I wonder what's in her mind

In order to adore

Who the rest of us abhor

Can't she smell and is she blind?

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

The photo of Nappie Harp carrying the resuscitation/Depends bag while standing next to the soldier holding the nuclear football is one of the most terrifying images of this decade.

Nancy Braus's avatar

The photo of Harp with diapers and the officer with the nuclear football should get a Pulitzer, or whatever they award to photos. How much more do we need to say about the insanity of the Republican party, the corporate Democrats, and the corporate press that they accept the current status quo.

Given the total mental incapacity of Donald Drump, if we had a real opposition party in this country, they would have refused to participate in any congressional business at all, filibustered everything in the Senate, until impeachment or the 25th amendment was on the table, especially as he has shown he is clueless about ever making a peace deal to end the war crimes in Iran. Trump is dangerous, corrupt, and almost sure to cause a far greater disaster than is currently happening in Iran, Venezuela, the environment, public health (we ain't seen nothin' yet,) and disaster management, among other areas.

Time to stop all cooperation, Democrats.

arne link's avatar

She probably packs her nose with Vick's several times a day.

Susan Niemann's avatar

👏👏👏👏👏

HH Mohr's avatar

Unholy shit. Great pictures, Jeff! How do you do it every day?

I have to rant today. It's maddening that the current administration shut down NCAR, the National Center for Atmospheric Research in Boulder, CO, mothership of climate science. That happened last year -- Don the Con's retaliation on us after Tina Peters(R) was imprisoned for election interference. The building itself is an iconic landmark, sort of a modern castle in the foothills of the Rocky Mountains. They even had art exhibits there. It's been lying fallow and untended. It was vandalized with swastikas over this past weekend. Concerned locals jumped right in and painted over it. The good news is that in June a federal court halted the plans to dismantle it, but only after Gov. Polis commuted Tina Peters' sentence and let her walk free.

Paula Dean's avatar

My sister lives in Boulder. She worked for Greenpeace, and is losing her mind right now. How is Tina Peters more important than the entire city of Boulder??? We already know how this regime feels about the climate emergency. It's a priority of theirs to make sure the planet doesn't survive.

devourerofpancakes's avatar

I know people who worked at NCAR. It was a beautiful location and a beautiful building. Or course Trump had to try to wreck it.

Irascible Ink's avatar

Good lord, the clowntastic batshittery is getting exponentially worse every day.

Joanne Rossmassler Fritz's avatar

Thank you, Jeff. One of your best. I especially love this multi-hyphenated paragraph:

"welcome to the sad state of America in this year of our lord 2026, where every event — be it a cabinet meeting or a state funeral — must inevitably devolve into an ass-kissing session in honor of a thin-skinned colicky piss-baby who will throw a five-alarm shit-fit if he isn’t lavished with over-the-top praise every minute of his soft, pampered life."

We should describe him that way all the time!

Paula Dean's avatar

I had to repost this comment, it's so good!

Joanne Rossmassler Fritz's avatar

Thanks, Paula! But they’re mostly Jeff’s words. I’m always impressed by his multi-hyphenated descriptions of Donny boy.

Joyce's avatar

Jeff, your eulogy for Claudia was beautiful and heartfelt. Don't measure it against anything Donnie Demento nattered about yesterday: hell, my cat that likes to yowl at 2 am delivers a better eulogy than Demento's by his own measure of 600%.

Natalia Lincoln's avatar

Hey, but he’s Number One on TicTacs.

Number Two is in his pants.

Frosty McGillicuddy's avatar

There was a douche named Donny Drumpf

Who never knew he was a humpf

Over the hill came Barack O

Who bitchslapped old Drumpf

Go man, go!

Donny then began to whine

"It's not fair! You're mean, you swine!"

Barack laughed right in his face

And said, "Dude, you real disgrace,

You have no brains, no heart, no soul

And cash won't fill that empty hole

Go back home, ya whiny bitch

And take with you your wifely witch.

And while we're at it,

Fuck your sons

Your mother should have been a nun

And then we wouldn't have your crowd

Of sad crybabies, always loud....

Without your money, you'd have no friends

WE laugh, WE sing, our lives transcend!"

HI2thDoc's avatar

In honor of that undignified coffin knocking sendoff from Fatfuck, here is a repost for ol' Linds:

Lushy Lindsey, the warmongering elf

Had best leave his booze on the shelf

It's easy to posit

All that time in the closet

Has made him loathe himself

Paula Dean's avatar

He reminds me so much of Truman Capote. The man could write, but what an obnoxious asshole. I had the misfortune to meet him, and he was awful. Lindsay even looks a bit like him.

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

Fun fact: In "Annie Hall" there's a scene where Woody Allen and Diane Keaton are sitting in Central Park and making up stories about passers-by. At one point he says, "Look, it's the winner of the Truman Capote lookalike contest." It actually WAS Capote.

Susan Niemann's avatar

Nailed it. What are all his young boys going to do now??? 🤣

HI2thDoc's avatar

Escort revenue in the DC area will plummet

Betsy's avatar

I like, I laugh, and I am also grossed out

Richard Von Busack's avatar

Does life copy art, or what? Donny does Homer Simpson at the funeral of Frank Grimes: “zzzzzz, oh I’m bored, Marge! Change the channel!”

Neal Stiffelman's avatar

We all knew the collapse would offer big drama. And low comedy. Does anyone else here remember that effort to introduce odor-releasing effects into movie theaters, called “Smell-O-Rama”? That clip of the poor guy sitting behind fatfuck sure evokes that.

Jerrold Marsh's avatar

I still remember the scratch and sniff card from the 1981movie Polyester. Filmed in Ordorama!

J Hardy Carroll's avatar

The longer this goes on the more outrageous it is for the press to normalize this. I remember in the run-up to the 2024 election with the "eating the dogs" shit and the rambling magnet speeches, the unveiling of the EXACT FUCKING PLAN THEY IMPLEMENTED in Project 2025 (of which the SAVE act was a the keystone, because without that they will get thrown out) and media was all about yawns. It's a rotten terrible system. The cities around the world are planning for Day Zero when the water taps run dry, and the data centers are promising exactly 200 jobs (enough to generate interest but not enough to need to augment the school system) while fast-tracking the regulation and lying to get the things built. AI is not intelligent; an LLM merely predicts tokens, and the more garbage tokens there are the worse the results. It's yet another enshittified technology that had potential but was ruined by greed.

As we watch America slowly burn down, it's hard not to think we deserve our fate. The problem is that the people who are burning it will skate away. They'll have water. They'll have food. The rest of us? We're ancillary casualties who don't even get a mention.

We have the power, but we have to use it together. Doesn't seem we are capable of it.

Irascible Ink's avatar

This. All of it. And thank you for pointing out the fact that AI is nothing more that an energy-sucking, water-depleting, mediocre word-guesser that NOBODY asked for. I'm tired of it being foisted upon me at every turn and avoid it like the fucking plague whenever possible.