today in Shit That Happened While I Was Busy Writing This Shit—
Piss-Drunk Pete continues to fuck with our military readiness.
"Hegseth Strikes Two Black and Two Female Officers From Promotion List
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s highly unusual decision to remove officers from a one-star promotion list has spurred allegations of racial and gender bias."
I am so goddamned pissed at everything this administration does. So racist and misogynistic, hateful, spiteful, untrustworthy, untruthful, malignant, greedy, unpatriotic, yellow bellied, terrorist, and whatever else you'd like to add. Because it's a never ending list.
I know, right? They said they needed to abolish "DEI" and focus on qualifications but it seems like they now have DEI exclusively for white men who aren't required to prove they are more qualified, just white and male.
Yes Anastasia, white and male are the only two qualifications required by the Trumpers; but, it doesn’t hurt to have a confederate flag in the garage and a KKK outfit in the closet (if you want to be a shoe in).
When simple misogyny in the military isn’t enough? Add a heaping dose of racism, cuz why not?
I mean, as a veteran, I can tell you NOTHING is more important in the military than looking a certain way and having a certain body part between one’s legs — who needs all that pussy woke shit like *expertise*?? Or **knowledge**??
Yes, he is all about appearances.Make up studio getting his face perfect.Perfect hair( is there a hair salon in the Pentagon, too?).Big macho words and struts.Hey he’s right out of central casting and that,My friends, is about all that is required other than licking some big orange arse any chance you get.
Battle damage and replacement of losses over the first three weeks of the war likely costs roughly $1.4 billion to $2.9 billion, according to Elaine McCusker, a top Pentagon budget official during the first Trump administration who has been tracking the cost of the conflict for the American Enterprise Institute. The higher estimate includes damage to a Qatari radar housed on a U.S. air base in the country.
Here are some of the weapons and platforms that the Pentagon would likely look to replace in the $200 billion Iran supplemental-spending request it has sent to the White House.
A Kuwaiti F/A-18 Hornet jet fighter mistakenly shot down three American F-15E Strike Eagles on March 1—all six crew members safely ejected. A new-model F-15 today costs about $100 million.
A U.S. F-35A Lightning II stealth fighter made an emergency landing on March 19, and its pilot was in stable condition. Iran claims to have shot at the aircraft. An F-35A costs about $82.5 million.
Six crew members of an Air Force KC-135 Stratotanker aerial refueler were killed when their plane crashed after colliding with another KC-135 over Iraq on March 12. Five more KC-135s were damaged during an Iranian missile strike on Prince Sultan Air Base in Saudi Arabia. The damaged aircraft are being repaired.
Boeing hasn’t built KC-135s since the 1960s, so the Air Force will most likely replace the lost plane with a KC-46 Pegasus, a tanker that is based on a modified 767 airliner. A KC-46 costs about $165 million.
More than a dozen MQ-9 Reaper drones have been lost since the war began. This includes at least eight shot down by Iranian missiles, three on the ground destroyed by Iranian missiles and one mistakenly shot down by a Persian Gulf nation. Additional Reapers have been damaged. The MQ-9s flown by the Air Force, which cost at least $16 million each, are no longer manufactured by General Atomics. The newer-model MQ-9B SkyGuardian drones are being manufactured for the U.S. and its allies, costing around $30 million each.
While not damaged in combat, a fire broke out on the aircraft carrier USS Gerald R. Ford on March 12. The fire began in the main laundry space and spread to other parts of the ship, including sailors’ sleeping quarters. The carrier is now in port at Souda Bay in Greece, where it will undergo repairs.
Iran struck an AN/TPY-2 radar that is part of the Thaad missile defense battery in Jordan. The radar, which is used to track ballistic missiles, costs at least $300 million.
Iran has also attacked radar, communications and air-defense systems in Qatar, the United Arab Emirates, Jordan, Bahrain, Kuwait and Saudi Arabia, including damage of the Qatari AN/FPS-132 early-warning radar at Al-Udeid Air Base. The radar, which can track several targets simultaneously, costs about $1 billion.
Graphics sources: Missile Defense Advocacy Alliance, MissileThreat/Center for Strategic and International Studies (AN/TPY-2); Missile Defense Agency (AN/FPS-132); Air Force (KC-135, F-15E, F-35A, MQ-9 Reaper); U.S. Navy (USS Gerald R. Ford); U.S. Congress (Thaad)
And it's only going to get worse with this godforsaken war costing billions, maybe even trillions. Just the overwhelmingly # of frivolous, unfounded law suits alone are probably costing enough to bankrupt the country and the list goes on and on....
I read somwhere that some THAAD batteries where being pulled from S Korea and moved to the Middle East theater. I’m sure the S Koreans are feeling more secure.
Stragedy. That's the word my dyslexic brain came up with today. It gives W's "strategery" a run for its money. Definition: When you attack an enemy without a strategy and it results in tragedy. You're welcome. (I wouldn't pick on dyslexic Governor Newsome if I were you)
Omg they are just now thinking Hegseth is racist and sexest. Have you listened to his rants? The guy is forking idiot. That he running this war is so alarming. I'm against generals in government, but maybe they should step up and oversee the executive branches decision making.
I’m with you Unity. I feel sorry for our soldiers who have to follow orders from a man (a thing) whose sole qualification for his job is flipping a skateboard into his nuts…and none of the clowns the orange marauder has appointed to his clusterfuck of a clown car has any better qualifications than colonel nutcruncher.
This all leads us to a panicky search for our ass so we can at least have a chance to kiss it goodbye before nutcruncher and pumpkin head can rapture us
The entire trump cabinet is awful but Piss Drunk Pete is an especially nauseating poor-excuse-for-a-human-being. I want him to be the first to be tried for war crimes. I saw that headline, went to another source to read the story because I cancelled my subscription to the NYT because it is worthless. (For some reason, I continue to get emails from it with headlines to stories I can no longer read but at least I do get that heads up. ) I get so impotently enraged when I read that kind of shit! I dispair that we are going to ever make it out of this shit show.
"the magical enchanted land of Phillydilly." Maybe he means Philadelphia. where I can assure you, we all hate him here.
And is it true he's tearing up the walkway by the ugly framed pictures with black granite? He is spending money we dont have. I read somewhere that America is bankrupt?
The lazy ass Republicans could end all this...I guess they're too busy with their stock trades.
The other thing is that Philadelphia has a Mayor, not a Governor. He’s really on the way out. He reminds me of my dad shortly before he died of Alzheimer’s.
Rather than lazy, they're terrified. They're trapped like rats by their own actions. I'm sure there's *no truth at all* to the rumor that senior GOP officials have been approaching JD to get the 25th underway. Nope, nothing to see.
I sure wish I could be up there in Phillydilly for the protest. It's gonna be lit.
I watched it and he's trying to say "Illinois" and failing badly. And Governor Pritzker is not going to tell Trump to "please come in and stop the crime," which has dropped precipitously, no thanks to Trump.
Susan, a Phillydilly is the newest version of the DQ Dilly Bar, except it's made from a base of Philadelphia cream cheese. It's Donnie's special concoction for a very special boy, instead of two scoops of vanilla ice cream.
His comb-over is losing the battle against baldness. During my mother's final months I knew her dementia was getting bad when she quit worrying about her hair. She was always obsessed with her hair. He's at that stage.
The "America is bankrupt" rumor isn't exactly true, but it's a complicated explanation. Snopes did a deep dive. The New Republic had a great article as well regarding where things stand, but it's more a warning that UNLESS things change, it's going to get really REALLY bad, and angle that Snopes didn't cover. I reposted it so it's on my profile. Here's a link to the Snopes article: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/treasury-declares-us-insolvent/
Phillydilly? His brain was just humming one of his songs while his accordion hands played along to “Lavender Blue” that was revived for Cinderella movie in 2015.
It says in the lyrics “when I am King, you will be queen”
No, sorry but President Fuckwit actually DID say “Illinois,”although at first it does sound like he’s trying to say Philadelphia. But since that’s my hometown, I can readily hear the difference. He actually IS mumbling about the Governor of ILLINOIS..
And, btw, when we refer to our City of Brotherly Love, we usually mispronounce it lovingly as “Fluffia!”
There was also the extended-play 12-incher of him riffing on Sharpies, and how he art-of-the-dealt them down to $5 apiece -- when, as Lawrence pointed out last night, you could get a pack of 10 at Staples for $7.99. And the part where he said, lacking any sort of self-awareness, "I don't want a stupid person being president." That, to me, was the money shot.
Same here. It brings to my mind Ahhhnold in Conan the Barbarian, as he prayed to Crom before the final battle with Thulsa Doom and his minions. After asking for revenge, Conan concludes with, "and if you do not listen, then to hell with you!"
Wonder if that's why Kegbreath doesn't react when Shitforbrains starts snoring and farting in the middle of one of his pronouncements. Keeping up appearances.
In the middle of a ‘war’? I think he will have to wait until after all the troops and ships have been withdrawn. Or it will look like he was having second thoughts about starting his little ‘excursion’.
Plus the latest report from the jellyfish and plankton that occupy space in the White House as some sort of "officials" is that Donnie Demento is now "bored" with the war. Kegseth's video game shows apparently have lost their attraction for the bloated toddler.
It's close, but I'm with you: Trump's handlers and mega-donors are more worried about the world blowing up than they are about protecting themselves from the Epstein files. But I could be wrong . . .
My money is on Kash Patel as the worthless blood sacrifice of the week and a stand-in for Bondi. He got his emails from his entire life, it appears, hacked and published online by Iran.
Just waiting for pics to come out from the hack of Kash bent over taking a BBC in his assless chaps. A quite sizeable BBC that would make Kash's eyes bug out for sure.
My money’s on Pete - 🙏 sooner (as in now, today any time works) rather than later. He’s “running” the DOD like he’s playing a video game sitting in his mother’s basement drinking beer, whiskey, rubbing alcohol - anything alcoholic he can get his grubby hands on to boost his warmongering thoughts and desires 🤬🤬
NO KINGS had an official count of 7 million last time, in October. This time, they're aiming for 5 million more than that: 12 million. It's First Amendment exercise, it's peaceful, and seeing others out there coming together to protest will encourage others to join in and make their voices heard. We want to inspire Americans of all ages to wake up, speak up, and get ready to make history this year. We want everyone to know that none of this is normal, or ethical, or moral, or good for America. You don't need to bring a sign, but dress for the weather, bring money/snacks/water and get ready to be seen and heard!!!
There isn’t a No Kings day in Canada tomorrow, because we already have a king, so our demonstration is labelled No Tyrants Day, a moniker that describes Trump to a T.
When people of the future read Jeff's essays, they will understand how completely surreal, insane and criminal the trump era was.
And how abusive it was to us ordinary citizens. I honestly feel like the stress and constant barrage of insanity has materially affected my mental and physical health. Just when I got to a stage of life where things could have been getting easier.
Someone needs to compile Jeff's writings into a hardcopy edition that can't be wiped off the internet by oligarchs. And print a million copies. Just like Eisenhower said about the photos and film of the concentration camps. So that no future deniers will be believed.
The extra stress of what is happening to our country and the world adds an additional feeling of anxiety onto my already anxious mind.
We got our taxes back and we owe a whole pile because we took a sizable chunk from our brokerage account to help support the Mild Jrs.
Our estranged daughter passed away last year. Her daughter is being cared for by our daughter’s friend, her son lives with his father. I’m trying to decide how much (or little) to spend on a grave marker. The wise Mrs Mild pointed out that the marker is not for our daugther, but for our granddaughter when she visits the gravesite.
We’re also planning on downsizing. I’m having trouble with stairs due to lumbar problems, Mrs Mild has heart issues, and we need to be closer to our doctors.
I don’t want to sound like I’m complaining. It’s the addition of the uncertainty that Trump, Netanyahu, Putin, et al bring to the table makes my world seem more crushing than 2 years ago.
I understand what you mean about this constant barrage of insanity adding to the already fragile circumstances we feel ourselves in. It’s very very hard. I took a trip to Canada for a week and I was amazed that even some of the stress lifted for that short amount of time, knowing that humans were in charge in Canada, not lunatics.
I get you, completely. I find that *my* physical problems have WORSENED NOTICEABLY during this past yr (MS, RA, pain from my nerves that were destroyed when my lumbar spine was shattered, & most seriously, my PTSD from when I was kidnapped at age 11, in 1968).
STRESS & ANXIETY, over whether I'll STILL BE ALIVE WHEN THIS BULLSHIT IS OVER.
Your on point descriptions “dumb pumpkin head, doughy torso, neckgina, AND the pungent aroma of ass music!” (I will have to remember that one! )Can he get any dumber?! Not to mention falling asleep all the damn time….Jesus——Time for a Nursing Home anyone??????
No Kings March tomorrow—-HELL YES! Thanks Jeff and hope everyone has a safe and peaceful weekend!
They don’t actually “work”- they sit around an think of ways to inflict pain& suffering on the masses; and how they can best kiss his Royal Highness’ arse
For anyone uncertain about what to do tomorrow (3/28) or where to do it, please visit NoKings.org, then scroll down to "find an event near you."
Enter your zip code to see locations near you. (There are lot more than there were in October.)
Dress appropriately. Remember, if Minnesotans can stand in below-zero temps for days on end, we can manage a couple of hours of whatever Mother Nature doles out.
And you know "Piss-drunk Pete" prayed during a religious service at the Pentagon that there be “overwhelming violence of action against those who deserve no mercy”.
“Sorry, I would be alleviating more suffering and hunger right now, but an alcoholic ex-Fox “News” pundit has me busy conjuring overwhelming violence.”
Actually, all that praise and LUV is so soothing and relaxing that it just makes Trump fall asleep! just like when the Epstein nymphets used to give him a massage! What do you expect !!!
Regarding the ridiculous Dana Perino business… Not only was Trump being creepy with a woman, as usual, but I have a sneaking feeling he dozed off in the middle of her question
His cheeks are looking more hollowed out these days, with the right one caving more than the left and a pronounced upper lip droop. Do they botox him up between strokes?
today in Shit That Happened While I Was Busy Writing This Shit—
Piss-Drunk Pete continues to fuck with our military readiness.
"Hegseth Strikes Two Black and Two Female Officers From Promotion List
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s highly unusual decision to remove officers from a one-star promotion list has spurred allegations of racial and gender bias."
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/03/27/us/hegseth-promotion-list.html
"Allegations"?!
new york times gonna new york times
I am so goddamned pissed at everything this administration does. So racist and misogynistic, hateful, spiteful, untrustworthy, untruthful, malignant, greedy, unpatriotic, yellow bellied, terrorist, and whatever else you'd like to add. Because it's a never ending list.
It's challenging at the ny times. I heard they are still looking for "yellow cake".
"Highly unusual"--I guess that's what kids today call discrimination now. I'm behind on this modern slang stuff.
I know, right? They said they needed to abolish "DEI" and focus on qualifications but it seems like they now have DEI exclusively for white men who aren't required to prove they are more qualified, just white and male.
Yes Anastasia, white and male are the only two qualifications required by the Trumpers; but, it doesn’t hurt to have a confederate flag in the garage and a KKK outfit in the closet (if you want to be a shoe in).
And a certain red baseball cap glued firmly to your head.
Creeping suspicions?
An allegation is just a fact not yet proven in court.
Allegation, indictment, conviction.
Took the words right out of my mouth
When simple misogyny in the military isn’t enough? Add a heaping dose of racism, cuz why not?
I mean, as a veteran, I can tell you NOTHING is more important in the military than looking a certain way and having a certain body part between one’s legs — who needs all that pussy woke shit like *expertise*?? Or **knowledge**??
That’s for LOSERS, not wARfIgHTerS!!
Not that Hegseth is racist or misogynistic or anything… Purely coincidental, I’m sure…
Such a smug jerk!
The Christo-Nazi got his own marinated ass plucked off a Fox News chucklefuck panel on which he was the stupidest member. But so obsessed with DEI.
The skateboard needs to hit Kegstand in the face!
Yes, he is all about appearances.Make up studio getting his face perfect.Perfect hair( is there a hair salon in the Pentagon, too?).Big macho words and struts.Hey he’s right out of central casting and that,My friends, is about all that is required other than licking some big orange arse any chance you get.
No salon, just a big Crisco dispenser.
Pete is such a racist, sexist piece of shit. I hope he’s found drunk with two hookers and his pants around his ankles.
With anger, we are protesting tomorrow here in Tucson Arizona, the liberal hotbed of a purple state.
Worst of all, he thinks war is a game, and soldiers are just plastic pieces. He needs to be shipped over there, pronto.
He can't get anywhere near live fire. There would be fragging, for sure.
I hope they are gay male sex workers. That would be epic!
The really infuriating part is that if he *was* found like that, he'd probably get away with it! Ugh.
Two hookers would be seen as a sign of manly prowess.
Battle damage and replacement of losses over the first three weeks of the war likely costs roughly $1.4 billion to $2.9 billion, according to Elaine McCusker, a top Pentagon budget official during the first Trump administration who has been tracking the cost of the conflict for the American Enterprise Institute. The higher estimate includes damage to a Qatari radar housed on a U.S. air base in the country.
Here are some of the weapons and platforms that the Pentagon would likely look to replace in the $200 billion Iran supplemental-spending request it has sent to the White House.
A Kuwaiti F/A-18 Hornet jet fighter mistakenly shot down three American F-15E Strike Eagles on March 1—all six crew members safely ejected. A new-model F-15 today costs about $100 million.
A U.S. F-35A Lightning II stealth fighter made an emergency landing on March 19, and its pilot was in stable condition. Iran claims to have shot at the aircraft. An F-35A costs about $82.5 million.
Six crew members of an Air Force KC-135 Stratotanker aerial refueler were killed when their plane crashed after colliding with another KC-135 over Iraq on March 12. Five more KC-135s were damaged during an Iranian missile strike on Prince Sultan Air Base in Saudi Arabia. The damaged aircraft are being repaired.
Boeing hasn’t built KC-135s since the 1960s, so the Air Force will most likely replace the lost plane with a KC-46 Pegasus, a tanker that is based on a modified 767 airliner. A KC-46 costs about $165 million.
More than a dozen MQ-9 Reaper drones have been lost since the war began. This includes at least eight shot down by Iranian missiles, three on the ground destroyed by Iranian missiles and one mistakenly shot down by a Persian Gulf nation. Additional Reapers have been damaged. The MQ-9s flown by the Air Force, which cost at least $16 million each, are no longer manufactured by General Atomics. The newer-model MQ-9B SkyGuardian drones are being manufactured for the U.S. and its allies, costing around $30 million each.
While not damaged in combat, a fire broke out on the aircraft carrier USS Gerald R. Ford on March 12. The fire began in the main laundry space and spread to other parts of the ship, including sailors’ sleeping quarters. The carrier is now in port at Souda Bay in Greece, where it will undergo repairs.
Iran struck an AN/TPY-2 radar that is part of the Thaad missile defense battery in Jordan. The radar, which is used to track ballistic missiles, costs at least $300 million.
Iran has also attacked radar, communications and air-defense systems in Qatar, the United Arab Emirates, Jordan, Bahrain, Kuwait and Saudi Arabia, including damage of the Qatari AN/FPS-132 early-warning radar at Al-Udeid Air Base. The radar, which can track several targets simultaneously, costs about $1 billion.
Graphics sources: Missile Defense Advocacy Alliance, MissileThreat/Center for Strategic and International Studies (AN/TPY-2); Missile Defense Agency (AN/FPS-132); Air Force (KC-135, F-15E, F-35A, MQ-9 Reaper); U.S. Navy (USS Gerald R. Ford); U.S. Congress (Thaad)
Write to Marcus Weisgerber at marcus.weisgerber@wsj.com and Roque Ruiz at roque.ruizgonzalez@wsj.com
Oh, and thanks to T💩p and the Rethuglicans, the most powerful nation on earth is now broke AF in every measurable metric.
A big Ponzi scheme
And it's only going to get worse with this godforsaken war costing billions, maybe even trillions. Just the overwhelmingly # of frivolous, unfounded law suits alone are probably costing enough to bankrupt the country and the list goes on and on....
I read somwhere that some THAAD batteries where being pulled from S Korea and moved to the Middle East theater. I’m sure the S Koreans are feeling more secure.
Stragedy. That's the word my dyslexic brain came up with today. It gives W's "strategery" a run for its money. Definition: When you attack an enemy without a strategy and it results in tragedy. You're welcome. (I wouldn't pick on dyslexic Governor Newsome if I were you)
Given the performance of the current regime, I think Petey has proved that straight white guys are NOT the best at running things.
Omg they are just now thinking Hegseth is racist and sexest. Have you listened to his rants? The guy is forking idiot. That he running this war is so alarming. I'm against generals in government, but maybe they should step up and oversee the executive branches decision making.
"...maybe they should step up and STOP the executive branch..."
Allegations of racial and gender bias? Allegations?!!
Of course that’s why. Ugh. The stupid, it burns!
Has any sane person ever thought that Kegseth was NOT misogynistic and racist 🤨
I’m with you Unity. I feel sorry for our soldiers who have to follow orders from a man (a thing) whose sole qualification for his job is flipping a skateboard into his nuts…and none of the clowns the orange marauder has appointed to his clusterfuck of a clown car has any better qualifications than colonel nutcruncher.
This all leads us to a panicky search for our ass so we can at least have a chance to kiss it goodbye before nutcruncher and pumpkin head can rapture us
Who said that?1? Are they in the room right now???
The entire trump cabinet is awful but Piss Drunk Pete is an especially nauseating poor-excuse-for-a-human-being. I want him to be the first to be tried for war crimes. I saw that headline, went to another source to read the story because I cancelled my subscription to the NYT because it is worthless. (For some reason, I continue to get emails from it with headlines to stories I can no longer read but at least I do get that heads up. ) I get so impotently enraged when I read that kind of shit! I dispair that we are going to ever make it out of this shit show.
Ya think????
He needs to be impeached!
Hegseth looks like a guy who secretly murders prostitutes. For Jesus.
"the magical enchanted land of Phillydilly." Maybe he means Philadelphia. where I can assure you, we all hate him here.
And is it true he's tearing up the walkway by the ugly framed pictures with black granite? He is spending money we dont have. I read somewhere that America is bankrupt?
The lazy ass Republicans could end all this...I guess they're too busy with their stock trades.
ARRRRGGGHHHHH! I despise these assholes.
The other thing is that Philadelphia has a Mayor, not a Governor. He’s really on the way out. He reminds me of my dad shortly before he died of Alzheimer’s.
I initially thought he was just mixing up Philadelphia with Pennsylvania. I never expect him to make any sense.
I think PhillyDilly is a sexual kink involving a bagel with schmear.
Very soft pretzel.
😂😂😂
So now, is Preznit Leaky-Lobes needling or just noodling when he call Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney "governor"? 🤷♀️
Please don’t get our hopes up, but sorry about your dad
He’s reminded me of my Mom, when she was deep in dementia, as early as 2016
Yes, Sharon, I caught that too. Agent orange probably thinks Philly is the capital of Pennsylvania 🤓🖖🏻
Sorry for your loss, but I'm going to focus on the part where you say "... shortly before he died...". If only!
Rather than lazy, they're terrified. They're trapped like rats by their own actions. I'm sure there's *no truth at all* to the rumor that senior GOP officials have been approaching JD to get the 25th underway. Nope, nothing to see.
I sure wish I could be up there in Phillydilly for the protest. It's gonna be lit.
It would require not only Vance but a majority of the bootlicking sycophants of his Cabinet.
Speaking of Philly: good on ya DA Larry Krasner:
https://www.mediaite.com/politics/philly-da-threatens-to-jail-ice-agents-working-at-airport-the-president-cannot-pardon-you/
Larry means business!
Yes!!! Philly in the house.
Was he thinking of Phyllis Diller and the thoughts collided?
I watched it and he's trying to say "Illinois" and failing badly. And Governor Pritzker is not going to tell Trump to "please come in and stop the crime," which has dropped precipitously, no thanks to Trump.
Susan, a Phillydilly is the newest version of the DQ Dilly Bar, except it's made from a base of Philadelphia cream cheese. It's Donnie's special concoction for a very special boy, instead of two scoops of vanilla ice cream.
His comb-over is losing the battle against baldness. During my mother's final months I knew her dementia was getting bad when she quit worrying about her hair. She was always obsessed with her hair. He's at that stage.
🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏
The "America is bankrupt" rumor isn't exactly true, but it's a complicated explanation. Snopes did a deep dive. The New Republic had a great article as well regarding where things stand, but it's more a warning that UNLESS things change, it's going to get really REALLY bad, and angle that Snopes didn't cover. I reposted it so it's on my profile. Here's a link to the Snopes article: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/treasury-declares-us-insolvent/
When Donny puts his signature on US currency it’s sure to be worth so much more:
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cz0el909yp3o
From the BBC.com: Trump's signature to appear on US dollars in first for sitting president
Oh thank you for the link!!!
Phillydilly? His brain was just humming one of his songs while his accordion hands played along to “Lavender Blue” that was revived for Cinderella movie in 2015.
It says in the lyrics “when I am King, you will be queen”
In your dreams, dipshit
LOL!!!
No, sorry but President Fuckwit actually DID say “Illinois,”although at first it does sound like he’s trying to say Philadelphia. But since that’s my hometown, I can readily hear the difference. He actually IS mumbling about the Governor of ILLINOIS..
And, btw, when we refer to our City of Brotherly Love, we usually mispronounce it lovingly as “Fluffia!”
I think he was *actually* attempting to say “Illinois.” (Doesn’t make it any better, but … )
Phillydilly!😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫
There was also the extended-play 12-incher of him riffing on Sharpies, and how he art-of-the-dealt them down to $5 apiece -- when, as Lawrence pointed out last night, you could get a pack of 10 at Staples for $7.99. And the part where he said, lacking any sort of self-awareness, "I don't want a stupid person being president." That, to me, was the money shot.
A stupid person is already president.
Tell the dumbfuck that they are even cheaper in bulk via Amazon. Bezos will send them as another bribe.
https://a.co/d/057DwjUK
Who do you think is next on the chopping block, Jeff? I have my money (figuratively speaking) on Whisky Pete. Bondi not far behind?
Absolutely. The convicted felon has already (albeit passively) thrown him under the bus twice this week.
agreed. it's Pete
I'm a harcore atheist, but .. "please, baby Jesus, hear our prayers!"
Same here. It brings to my mind Ahhhnold in Conan the Barbarian, as he prayed to Crom before the final battle with Thulsa Doom and his minions. After asking for revenge, Conan concludes with, "and if you do not listen, then to hell with you!"
😂😂😂
Amazing Doc, that someone could pull a quote from that movie… I’m surprised it didn’t win for best screenplay!
I looked it up on YouTube
Now I gotta watch that movie! It's been ages! Loved Conan!!
Wonder if that's why Kegbreath doesn't react when Shitforbrains starts snoring and farting in the middle of one of his pronouncements. Keeping up appearances.
Kegsbreath can go back to getting his nuts whacked by a skateboard daily on Fox.
Then what? Will Little Marco get HIS job too?
Liddle Big Shoes is waiting around to be king of Cuba. Donnie promised!
I’m hoping Pete and Bobby Kennedy
It can’t come soon enough!
Can’t be soon enough. Keg breath makes Noem look approachable, smart and kind.
In the middle of a ‘war’? I think he will have to wait until after all the troops and ships have been withdrawn. Or it will look like he was having second thoughts about starting his little ‘excursion’.
Plus the latest report from the jellyfish and plankton that occupy space in the White House as some sort of "officials" is that Donnie Demento is now "bored" with the war. Kegseth's video game shows apparently have lost their attraction for the bloated toddler.
Bondi is part of the Project 2025 cult with Peter Theil. She ain't going no where.
It's close, but I'm with you: Trump's handlers and mega-donors are more worried about the world blowing up than they are about protecting themselves from the Epstein files. But I could be wrong . . .
Bondi could hang him out to dry with what she knows about FLA politics and the Epstein arrests and files.
My money is on Kash Patel as the worthless blood sacrifice of the week and a stand-in for Bondi. He got his emails from his entire life, it appears, hacked and published online by Iran.
Just waiting for pics to come out from the hack of Kash bent over taking a BBC in his assless chaps. A quite sizeable BBC that would make Kash's eyes bug out for sure.
My money’s on Pete - 🙏 sooner (as in now, today any time works) rather than later. He’s “running” the DOD like he’s playing a video game sitting in his mother’s basement drinking beer, whiskey, rubbing alcohol - anything alcoholic he can get his grubby hands on to boost his warmongering thoughts and desires 🤬🤬
Pete's cost him money that he was going to steal from us taxpayers.
I doubt that Bondi will ever go. She has been Trump's girl for a very long time. Plus, she looks like an angry Ivanka so there is that.
Can't wait for Pete to see what his loyalty really gets him.
Throw in the next abhorrent contestant on the Apprentice -White House edition
🙏🙏🙏
IMO, as we approach No Kings 3, it's important that we stay focused on the issues that matter most to voters:
1. Affordability: Life in America which Trump's tariffs and Iran War have made far more difficult for the average American
2. ICE: Trump's fascist approach to our immigrant issues and Trump's test for creating a secret police state in America.
3. Health Care: Trump's "It will be Wild" approach to American healthcare and disease prevention. "Hey, Hey, RFK, HOw many kids did you infect today?"
4. The Iran War: Trump's mindless, illegal war conducted without purpose or strategy.
These are all winning issues for Nov. Both Trump and the GOP must be tagged with these vastly unpopular issues.
The fight for November begins the day after tomorrow.
#1 Voting Rights!
Without that none of the other things would happen.
NO KINGS had an official count of 7 million last time, in October. This time, they're aiming for 5 million more than that: 12 million. It's First Amendment exercise, it's peaceful, and seeing others out there coming together to protest will encourage others to join in and make their voices heard. We want to inspire Americans of all ages to wake up, speak up, and get ready to make history this year. We want everyone to know that none of this is normal, or ethical, or moral, or good for America. You don't need to bring a sign, but dress for the weather, bring money/snacks/water and get ready to be seen and heard!!!
Robert Reich's post about all of this to inspire you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5oD98HlnRY
1. voting rights 2. Epstein Files.
It's already begun.
There isn’t a No Kings day in Canada tomorrow, because we already have a king, so our demonstration is labelled No Tyrants Day, a moniker that describes Trump to a T.
How about just "No Trump"?
Whatever turns your crank.
Would be funny to see Charles, William, and Kate supporting "No King's Day."
When people of the future read Jeff's essays, they will understand how completely surreal, insane and criminal the trump era was.
And how abusive it was to us ordinary citizens. I honestly feel like the stress and constant barrage of insanity has materially affected my mental and physical health. Just when I got to a stage of life where things could have been getting easier.
Someone needs to compile Jeff's writings into a hardcopy edition that can't be wiped off the internet by oligarchs. And print a million copies. Just like Eisenhower said about the photos and film of the concentration camps. So that no future deniers will be believed.
The extra stress of what is happening to our country and the world adds an additional feeling of anxiety onto my already anxious mind.
We got our taxes back and we owe a whole pile because we took a sizable chunk from our brokerage account to help support the Mild Jrs.
Our estranged daughter passed away last year. Her daughter is being cared for by our daughter’s friend, her son lives with his father. I’m trying to decide how much (or little) to spend on a grave marker. The wise Mrs Mild pointed out that the marker is not for our daugther, but for our granddaughter when she visits the gravesite.
We’re also planning on downsizing. I’m having trouble with stairs due to lumbar problems, Mrs Mild has heart issues, and we need to be closer to our doctors.
I don’t want to sound like I’m complaining. It’s the addition of the uncertainty that Trump, Netanyahu, Putin, et al bring to the table makes my world seem more crushing than 2 years ago.
I get it. Sorry for your troubles.
Thanks.
I really don’t like sharing stuff, but this seemed like a good opportunity to vent.
Much cheaper than therapy.
You have a lot on your plate and this is a good place to interact with compassionate souls. May your load lighten Mr M
❤️
I understand what you mean about this constant barrage of insanity adding to the already fragile circumstances we feel ourselves in. It’s very very hard. I took a trip to Canada for a week and I was amazed that even some of the stress lifted for that short amount of time, knowing that humans were in charge in Canada, not lunatics.
I get you, completely. I find that *my* physical problems have WORSENED NOTICEABLY during this past yr (MS, RA, pain from my nerves that were destroyed when my lumbar spine was shattered, & most seriously, my PTSD from when I was kidnapped at age 11, in 1968).
STRESS & ANXIETY, over whether I'll STILL BE ALIVE WHEN THIS BULLSHIT IS OVER.
Until then? WE PROTEST!!
Lin, may the time come soon when your pain lessens, your trauma lightens, and the light at the end of the tunnel is the dawn of a better day.
Back atcha, friend! 👍
I promise to buy a copy or two or three
He's the worst creature I've ever seen
Is he even a human being?
So afraid of looking puny
He's certifiably loony
I write these to vent my spleen
Hey I had lunch with
The Gov of Phillydilly
Dana Perino
Dana Perino
Found out firsthand he's a creep
Threw up in her mouth
Dana Perino
Always knew he was a creep
Corporate shill, her
😂😂😂😂😂😂
👍🏽🆒🚨🚨🚨🆒👍🏽
He perks up when he hears his name. Just like my dog.
Good one! I noticed the same thing. 😂😂😂
The only thing is that your dog is much nicer and smells a lot better than the Orange Pustule.
True. Notice how many times Rubio touches his nose during that meeting? It's hilarious.
Funny Marian- chuckled here!!
Yep. That was the only time he *alerted*
Your on point descriptions “dumb pumpkin head, doughy torso, neckgina, AND the pungent aroma of ass music!” (I will have to remember that one! )Can he get any dumber?! Not to mention falling asleep all the damn time….Jesus——Time for a Nursing Home anyone??????
No Kings March tomorrow—-HELL YES! Thanks Jeff and hope everyone has a safe and peaceful weekend!
We will be celebrating hope, joy, and love tomorrow at Grandbaby Mild’s 1st birthday party.
Maybe Lisa Murkowski should not leave town for 2 weeks until this shit gets fixed. Do these people ever work?
Lisa is just Susan Collins wearing a different wig.
Nailed it!
They don’t actually “work”- they sit around an think of ways to inflict pain& suffering on the masses; and how they can best kiss his Royal Highness’ arse
I think you can get a PhillyDilly at Dairy Queen.
I'm thinking you can get a PhillyDilly in the back room of a gay bar. Calling Lady G.
For anyone uncertain about what to do tomorrow (3/28) or where to do it, please visit NoKings.org, then scroll down to "find an event near you."
Enter your zip code to see locations near you. (There are lot more than there were in October.)
Dress appropriately. Remember, if Minnesotans can stand in below-zero temps for days on end, we can manage a couple of hours of whatever Mother Nature doles out.
HOPE TO SEE YOU SOMEWHERE!!!
Thank you Jeff.
And you know "Piss-drunk Pete" prayed during a religious service at the Pentagon that there be “overwhelming violence of action against those who deserve no mercy”.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/mar/26/hegseth-prayer-violence-pentagon
There was a response:
“Sorry, I would be alleviating more suffering and hunger right now, but an alcoholic ex-Fox “News” pundit has me busy conjuring overwhelming violence.”
— god
Actually, all that praise and LUV is so soothing and relaxing that it just makes Trump fall asleep! just like when the Epstein nymphets used to give him a massage! What do you expect !!!
Regarding the ridiculous Dana Perino business… Not only was Trump being creepy with a woman, as usual, but I have a sneaking feeling he dozed off in the middle of her question
His cheeks are looking more hollowed out these days, with the right one caving more than the left and a pronounced upper lip droop. Do they botox him up between strokes?
He seems to have lost weight. Maybe just his skin sagging?
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