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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

"republican woman are revolting"

"yes, and they smell bad, too"

Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

I originally had 'Johnson speakership in peril' as the head and 'Republican woman are revolting' as the sub. Ms. Spouse said swapping them would make it more clickbaity. PLEASE PROVE HER RIGHT. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

Kay-El's avatar

Gotta love the double entendre.

HI2thDoc's avatar

The title is more palatable and genteel than Republican women suck, which in this case of sticking it to Muppet Mike they actually don't

Kay-El's avatar

Anyone sticking a metaphorical knife into Holy Moses Johnson’s ribs gets credit where credit is due.

Mike Hammer's avatar

That is one flaccid little Johnson.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Yeah, I know. But it interferes with my loathing of them.

Kay-El's avatar

Don’t let it. One good deed doesn’t erase all the horrible ones these women perpetuated.

SeekingReason's avatar

H12thDoc, They are leaving while they can with $millions they shouldn’t have. And possibly to make sure they are out of the country when criminal indictments are made!

P123Sunny's avatar

So in other words - they didn’t ‘read’ Project 2025? smdh

Kay-El's avatar

Surely you jest (and I won’t call you Shirley). They just assumed it was a suggestion not a real blueprint. 🙄

P123Sunny's avatar

Be interesting if a real reporter asked ALL OF THEM ‘what’s exactly in it’ - 🗣️🎤👥

Ava's avatar

Their lips got tired.

Bob Bowden's avatar

Republican women suck and would do anything for power, but regarding Holy Mike - as Meat Loaf sang - they won’t do *that*

Carthago Delenda Est's avatar

An updated version of 'Paradise By The Dashboard Light', perhaps?

SPW's avatar

FYI, Stefanik was demoted because maga Mike’s majority was getting way too thin so she had to go back to DC to help out. Kind of ironic, no?

Carthago Delenda Est's avatar

Me, I think there was something in her background that would never have survived the confirmation process in the Senate for UN Ambassador. Her being sent back to the House involves more than the thin state of the GOP majority.

She's a dirty bird and no one likes her.

Stephanie Lajeskie's avatar

Mrs. Spouse was absolutely correct. Although your original title was very Schadenfreudey. Which for me is also very clickbaity.

Wendy The Druid 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

Because Johnson is in serious doo doo. And he knows it.

Linda Weide's avatar

Agreed that Mike Johnson is in and is serious doo doo, and agree that the Republican Women Are Revolting.

Margaret's avatar

Why is it that the women always get stuck with the clean up? Let the men do the dirty work for a change!

shee-rah's avatar

And make the sandwiches!

A.J. Madison's avatar

The men of the GQP are the biggest source of the mess. And to borrow from Monty Snake, "And they LIKED IT." They're very busy lining their own pockets with sweetheart tax laws for the oligarchs, how *dare* they do something for the country or their constituents. Our best hope is the whole mass of these kindergartner boys is they curl up in fetal positions and suck their thumbs hoping the blue wave will disappear. Their lack of any action shows that A. they don't understand the constitution, and the oath of office they took. B. they've been riding the regressive reactionary wave of politics incurred by Faux Nose for so long, they have no fucking clue how to do the right thing or market themselves as not belonging to the 4th reich.

Margaret's avatar

So right! And yeah--they like it!

Keith's avatar

we are still trying to clean up hillary's mess!

Linda Weide's avatar

You sound like Trump. How about Trump's mess?

Angie Longenecker's avatar

What “Hilary’s mess”? You guys just can’t take a smart woman. Sorry for you. Life is so much better with smart friends, relatives and spouses!

Susie's avatar

🤣😂🤣. Love you Jeff. And Ms Spouse too❤️

Frank Nuts's avatar

She’s right. Women are almost always right. Damn them. Why do they always have to be so right all the time. You’d think they would learn. But no. They apparently have been put on this earth to make us look bad…and they do a pretty good job of it…with no help from us of course

But, AHA!, they indeed are not always right—witness the female trumper cheer leaders. How do you explain that fair maidens?

“Statistical anomaly?brainwashed by their husbands? (why are they so damn loyal?), some women aren’t from Venus—they’re IMPOSTERS? they’re closeted trans?” Ok ok stop yelling at me. Any number of things could be true and they shouldn’t detract from women’s sterling record of being right almost 100% of the time. Actually I’m pretty sure that would be 100%

(Or even 700%—hey, if trump can do it then I can too) if women weren’t fed false information by the men they trust. There’s the real reason. (And you didn’t heat it from me)

Alright, I’ll go back and sit in the corner where I belong and try to be quiet and stay out of trouble…tall task for men—we who are all knowing (just ask us). We get no credit for mansplaining all day long—

And BELIEVE ME, it’s exhausting. But if we don’t do it who’s gonna? Right men? Do I hear a “holy roler buttermilk Mike”AMEN? And why do I call him “buttermilk Mike” because, like buttermilk, he sounds pretty good till you get a little taste…and then it hits you “What the fuck was THAT I JUST ALLOWED TO ENTER MY BODY?” You know, you take butter and milk separately and they’re both fine on their own; but, together?—NO! Like Christian and politician—taken separately, maybe (and that’s a HUGE maybe) they’re ok ; but, together—NO! And that’s a HUGE NO!

I digress. Time to go back to my comer and STFU.

(Please don’t tell my wife I left my corner for a little bit—she might get really mad

…I hate it when she’s mad. It’s even worse when she cries). Besides, in the corner I have time to work on my next mansplaining event. I’m working on a good one.

Diana Hembree's avatar

Unfortunately, there are still many horrid women in the Trump administration who are all too pleased to carry about his fascist agenda: https://dkhembree.medium.com/through-the-looking-glass-the-cruelty-of-trumps-ice-mavens-through-the-lens-of-children-s-5e5e45e06112

Chicky Mama's avatar

‘Buttermilk Mike’!!! PERFECTO!!

Angie Longenecker's avatar

White bread Mike. He’s just as exciting. Well, almost as exciting as white bread.

Gregg R's avatar

Ms. Spouse knows; we will all listen to Ms. Spouse.

Will's avatar

I am 100% a willing click bait target, Jeff, when it’s from you two.

In addition to putting him in jail one day, will some please pummel Johnson with a right cross the time he has that creepy smirk on his face?

Susan Kemp's avatar

There are innumerable people in this regime who are just crying out for a punch or even a few slaps. Hegseth, Bessent, Noem, Lutnik, Duffy, and RFKjr to name a few.

SeekingReason's avatar

Just a few? Only if the slap is done with a 2x4 😁

Mary Greenwald's avatar

Or a huge golden cross!

Linda Weide's avatar

I am more about sending them to countries where someone else will do that. How about North Korea. I read some books, and it remains a horror zone to me. A horror zone the Trump helps.

Jan Moon's avatar

The whole Republican party is revolting. But Republican women have the balls to actually revolt. Does that work? They're still revolting, though. And now I'm getting confused. Off with their heads!

Keith's avatar

republican women do not have balls ... dingleberries YES! balls NO!

Jan Moon's avatar

Thanks for clearing that up. However I think there are a few women out there who are convinced they DO have balls.

Chris Fox's avatar

Ms. Spouse - as usual - was correct. She's definitely a keeper.

Domenick D’Angelica's avatar

Always listen to Mrs. Spouse.

Major Kong's avatar

NY Times version: "Democrats in Disarray"

Brenda K's avatar

Oh, how I just LOOOOOOOVE the double-entendre with which you fixed the Hill’s headline! 😹😹😹…both as descriptive of what they are doing, while calling them out as the humanoid rubbish that they are. I am cautiously optimistic of getting to watch that sanctimonious tRUmPutin rimjob get clowned in the most hilarious way imaginable – by a brat pack of (female) rats.

verne's avatar

ms. spouse is correct. leave it to the women, just not those from the Guardians of Pedophiles

imagine that, women sidelined! it's taken them this long to figure it out and compose a simple sentence expressing it? where's linda ''pedo protector'' mcmahon and her edukayshuning dept?

mikey seems to have better luck on cock gobble grindr than dealing with his morally bankrupt house members. do what you love, the money will...

can't wait for the trampstampanick folly to explode, free drinks and stadium seating. but why did she backtrack on her savaging grindr mike the next day? oh righto, there was a call to do a tall building window replacement.

DJS's avatar

My first thought was "adjective or verb?" I figured it would be verb, because the adjective is redundant and nothing new.

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

Especially the ladies at Mar-a-Lago who have "had work done." They look grotesque.

BDBoop's avatar

Thank you! That's where my mind ran briskly over to when I saw the headline.

Permian Extinction's avatar

I was going to make a tasteless comment about showers, and thought better of it.

Frank Nuts's avatar

Are they golden? If they involve trump they better be golden!

Permian Extinction's avatar

No. It was more tasteless than that.

Susan Kemp's avatar

Zyklon B? It would be an appropriate end to these fascists but a horror nonetheless.

Margaret's avatar

Don't hold back, Permian.

Celeste Hardway's avatar

Your headline immediately reminded me of the classic comic strip, "The Wizard of Id"! Someone yells "The peasants are revolting", to which the king responds, "You can say that again!".

Wendymae's avatar

My first thought was, "as are the men."

Jacqueline Klein's avatar

Sunday morning Holy, if devil worship makes you holy, went on Meet the Press or some other Sunday show and said he’s a war time speaker. I wonder what war he’s referring to? The war being waged against his speakership? The war trump ended to get a peace prize from FIFA, the most corrupt sports board on the planet? Did trump end a war between Italy and Brazil’s soccer team no one ever knew about? Johnson is a weak puppet who stands in for trumps brain, but not so well.

verne's avatar

a wore time speaker...uh huh, the men's wearhouse underwear model

Jacqueline Klein's avatar

I can’t unsee that! Please don’t do that again.

verne's avatar

you're right, my sincere apologies

DJ Headthrob's avatar

"Yeah, they stink on ice."--History of the World Part 1.

Frank Nuts's avatar

Again, Jeff, thank you for posting on Sunday! You don’t have to do it but we love it; and, I think for a lot of us,if not most of us, it’s our church. I’m sure that’s been said before but it’s worth repeating. A little bit of joy goes a long way.

Anne's avatar

I was going to go with the "Finally, Mr. Tweedy, something we agree on" from Chicken Run.

Stephanie Lajeskie's avatar

Yeah, that’s a catch-all word.

Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

I read that and was laughing inside yes, they are revolting and are busy proving it.

Chris Fox's avatar

That was my first thought on seeing your headline - 🤣 😂

Abigail Norling's avatar

And really dumb too!

DR Darke's avatar

"yes, and they smell bad, too"

Actually, I went straight to Mel Brooks in HISTORY OF THE WORLD, PART I: "Revolting? They're disgusting!"

Because that's what I thought you meant originally.... 🤣

Neal Stiffelman's avatar

Whether their brains are like waffles or like spaghetti, they all suck.

But at least they’re the Pantone Color of the Year.

Richard Von Busack's avatar

Karen White, the color of the year

Harold Miller's avatar

White as the driven snow, and corrupt as a muddy gutter.

Paula Dean's avatar

Make that 'a septic tank'!

Paula Dean's avatar

'Cloud Dancer' white....because they're white, obviously, but also because their brains are off dancing in the clouds.

Mark Slattery's avatar

The irony is the republican lie that ending DEI would end the hiring of mediocre talent. And now we have some of the dumbest, most incompetent fuckwads running our government (into the ground).

Frank Nuts's avatar

Excellent point!

Eileen's avatar

Oh, God! The irony is overwhelming.

Joanne Rossmassler Fritz's avatar

“the four skateboards of the nutpocalypse” — thank you, Jeff, for so cleverly using our favorite meme. 🤣🤣🤣

Robert Eckert's avatar

I award Jeff the International Skateboarders Association Peace Prize

Claire Brassert Alexander's avatar

That one made me spit out my coffee.

Paula Dean's avatar

I am fortunate to live in the Eastern Time zone, by the time Jeff posts I have finished my coffee and moved on to lemon water. 🍋

Kay-El's avatar

All of these kooks, weirdos and fuck-ups in Congress have fake titles and fake jobs. Congress is supposed to serve the people, not some mad king nor themselves. Epic fail

MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

I read this as “fake titties”

Oh come on, I can’t be the only one.

Chris Hierholzer's avatar

Lots of fake lips running around Mar Lardo.

steve robertshaw's avatar

Even if you were the only one, it's damn funny

Kay-El's avatar

I’m sure some of them do 😂

Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Thanks for creating a rather huge smile Mz!

Ole Anderson's avatar

No Nicky , you could be the only one.

Norma's avatar

I think Mace does 😆

Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

You’re right of course Kay, however they assumed it was all about pageantry!

Frosty McGillicuddy's avatar

There once was a Johnson named Mike

A weasel who nobody liked

"I do not watch porn!

It will bring on me scorn!

But take away food stamps? ALL RIGHT!"

Dave Drell's avatar

Frosty is on the non stop train to The Limerick Hall of Fame!

Well done … again!

Betsy L's avatar

Excellent! And right on the nose!

Susan Niemann's avatar

Stappanick 😂😂. These Four are appalling excuses for women… no wonder they’re republicans. The little twerp Mike deserves everything he gets. And hey… is Nancy Mace pregnant? Just a rumor? Yuk. If she is, that means her evil spawn lives on. 🙄

Joe Witkowski's avatar

If it’s a boy and there is a little dick in her womb, will Mace allow herself to use the Ladies Room?

celeste k.'s avatar

Potential child abuse.

Mingo's avatar

Please Susan, I do hope that's a rumor that Bathroom Inspector Mace is preggers. Her synapses aren't full firing and her hormones are already out of whack. Pregnancy will make everything worse. Karma would give her a problematic pregnancy and possibly needing an abortion to save her life. Decisions, decisions.

Susan Niemann's avatar

Same here.... I read that somewhere, tho! Not making it up. Its probably BS.

Susan Niemann's avatar

I know. It’s probably just a rumor…but can you imagine?!🤮

Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

I can’t, don’t want to, and you can’t make me Susan… hah!

Charles Austin's avatar

"The four Horsewomen of the Nutpocalypse". Nancy pregnant? Nah! Too many donuts.

George A. Polisner's avatar

Thank you Jeff.

While it's fun to watch, one glance at the criminal elect's Cabinet informs us that the GOP maintains a deep bench of corrupt incompetents, sociopaths, pedophile protectors, alcoholics, Putin enthusiasts, and lunatics. And there are still far too many voters who think the criminal elect is doing a fine job -while continuing to blame Hunter's laptop and Hillary's emails for the new level of dystopia that arrives as sure as the sunrise.

Paula Dean's avatar

Actually, George - they've moved on. It's all Biden's Autopens fault now. I believe they are trying to send it to the Pope to be exorcized. It's currently in a secured lead box with the nuclear codes.....

Uh oh!

George A. Polisner's avatar

I think you are on to something Paula. My autopen has now issued international arrest warrants for the entire Trump Cabinet and several of his wealthy “benefactors”, apologists, election deniers, and accessories after the fact. My pen raises some “fine points”.

I have since changed my name to Otto Pen and will be announcing my 2028 Presidential campaign soon.

Joe Witkowski's avatar

You forgot the LGBTQ oligarch Secretary of treasury. MAGATs loathe LGBTQ unless they are billionaire oligarchs married to other men, like Bessent and Peter Thiel.

George A. Polisner's avatar

Yes -it seems, just as they zero in on the 2nd Amendment (and forget about the rest of the Constitution) -the word billionaire redirects their focus and concentration.

Crystal Hartley's avatar

"Billionaire" is the GOP's shiny object.

George A. Polisner's avatar

True Crystal. They have been manufacturing them since Lewis Powell designed the factory and Reagan began production.

Keith's avatar

ironically what separates billionaires from the poor is 'we' don't have to pay a million dollars to know we are broke!

George A. Polisner's avatar

Coach on Southwest Airlines versus a private (fully tax deductible) jet is another good reminder. Also, buying pardons comes to mind.

arne link's avatar

That is weird, isn't it. It's as if money trumps dick breath. Who knew?

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George A. Polisner's avatar

An excellent point Katrina -many of them are just opportunists hoping there is not a new round of Nuremberg Trials -especially those working for Noem, Kegsbreath, and Homan.

Keith's avatar

not gonna be so pretty when the checks don't cash!

Dana Jae Labrecque's avatar

I love the double entendre in the title. Yes, Republican women are revolting.

Dave Drell's avatar

To be a Republicon is revolting- add that layer of “female” on top, makes it even more revolting! How can they support such a pedophile and tell me they support our children?

RELEASE ALL THE NAMES NOW!

Susie's avatar

This has always and will always be my question! How in the fuck can a woman support him? Ever?!!!?😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡

SethTriggs's avatar

LOL we all see what happened; it's the same thing that happens to any other quisling who is given token power. Their own conservative-coded bigotries had them join in with the racist, queerphobic, ethnonationalist, sexist and patriarchical death cult. And one by one, that same face-eating leopard they wanted to set upon the minorities they hate, cronched on their own faces. Now they're trying to skedaddle for the hills.

It's especially funny for Elise Stefanik, because she has no beliefs. So she screwed herself over for nothing. She's not even going to be the Biggest Fake in the House...that title went to Nancy Mace forever.

More people need to start balancing their conservative-coded bigotries with practicality.

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

It's interesting that Mace and Stefanik intend to run for governor as their next career move. Wouldn't be surprised if MJT tries to hound Kemp out of office to take his desk. Governors are showing more influence, throwing more weight, with the public than rando senators and House reps. Maybe because the Governors Association is more democratically functional than either than RNC or DNC.

SethTriggs's avatar

Though part of the thing is that the RNC and DNC are supposed to just be Presidential election-relevant committees. Normally there should be a working leadership structure among elected officials. In normal order you shouldn't be hearing from either the RNC or DNC in day-to-day governance.

I could see either Mace (The Biggest Fake in the House) or Three Names making it to governor's seats though since Republican voters always understand the assignment and understand that power means everything.

Charles Austin's avatar

If she wants his desk, make him an offer.😂😂

Joe Witkowski's avatar

She wanted the VP’s couch until she smelled it and found the holes.

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

He claims he lives by the Bible. I'd like to know who published the abridged version he obviously relies on, which omits verses about not bearing false witness and tending to the poor.

MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

His Bible contains the Old Testament only. None of that hippie Jesus peace & love New Testament bullshit.

Lynn Van Haren's avatar

That would make him a Jew. It kills me how these “Christians” cherry pick all the verses that support their bigotry out of the old Testament while completely ignoring Jesus’ teachings

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

Sorry you believe in the Christian misinterpretation of the Jewish Bible. We don't need Jesus to focus on tending to the poor and the widow and the orphan.

MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

Didn’t say you did. I’m referring to specific NT events and words from Christ from, for ex., the Sermon on the Mount.

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

You clearly implied it. If you can't see that you did, read it again.

MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

Your perceived implication is your own problem. Now quit harassing me.

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

No, it's YOUR problem. And I'm not the only one who noticed it. Now clean up your act.

Paula Dean's avatar

And the Ten Commandments are the Ten Rules for Other People.

steve robertshaw's avatar

A heavily redacted bible.

Dave Drell's avatar

These Christi-Facists are all phony. Pathetic abuse of The Bible.

Mary Hall's avatar

Holy Moses Mike Johnson lives by the T💩p Buybull -- the one with the US Constitution where those pesky Amendments like letting women vote and presidential term limits are removed -- https://abovethelaw.com/2024/05/trump-bible-constitution/.

Keith's avatar

he lives by the upside-down testament of trumpupness

Stephanie Lajeskie's avatar

When I saw your title, I needed to read on, to find out whether you were using “revolting” as an adjective or a verb.

janice's avatar

It’s worth noting that Stefanik was replaced as nominee for ambassador to the UN by Mike Waltz , who was in need of a replacement job after he lost his National Security Adviser gig in the wake of the Signalgate fiasco. Presumably that was his reward for accepting the blame that was rightly Hegseth’s. No wonder Stefanik is peeved.

Joyce's avatar

Stefanik is ALWAYS peeved: there isn't even a matter of degree. She's always ratcheted up to DefCon 46 over everything. No matter what the issue is in NY, her comments in the media are 100% negative; she characterizes everyone and everything associated with whatever the topic is as the worst ever, horrible, end of the universe as we know it, dogs and cats living together, sun exploding.....

I can't imagine living at that constant fever pitch of unwarranted, frothing at the mouth rage: it has to be exhausting. My guess is that she must just hook up an IV of expresso for a steady stream of caffeine, with, every once in a while (like when someone shows her a photo of Gov. Hochul), a button she can push for an extra blast. Yosemite Sam has nothing on her....

Joe Witkowski's avatar

She should have studied more than basket weaving at Harvard.

Maria Devereux's avatar

I not familiar with Elise Stefanik, sounds revolting...the heart was for mentioning Yosemite Sam 😄- Uncle Jeff's vocabulary has got nothing on him!

Jane's avatar

😂😂😂

Tom Halstead's avatar

Wuddaya mean “Republican women are revolting”? All Repugnicans are revolting.

Liz and Max the No. 1 Cat's avatar

Mike Johnson also said that women can't compartmentalize. Obviously, he's never actually met any women. His idiot wife agreed with, because a proper wife never publicly disagrees with her husband (🤮), but I have to wonder if she thought to herself, "What the fuck you talking about, Mikey?" Whether you call it compartmentalizing or multi-tasking, women have been doing it forever, hell, we probably invented it. Mikey can go to hell.

Alison Parker's avatar

Thank you, Jeff. I needed the laugh that post title gave me.