Lindsey Graham is gone, Mitch McConnell is out on medical leave (Meaning he's really dead, and we just dont fucking know it yet, or do we?), and the GOP's response to losing two votes was to discover — live, on camera — that they can no longer count to fifty-one (could they ever?).
Trump says it's "too soon" to name a replacement, which is orange shitspeak for "i already picked one, you fuckers just haven't seen it yet. Fuck you."
They aren't mourning a senator, folks. they're mourning a headcount — the SAVE Act already dead 48 to 50, the first goddamn prayer these ass-ghouls have ever gotten answered.
Every day in Trump’s America feels like someone spun the Big Wheel of Idiocy and landed on “race cars, algae water, international piracy, and Senate nepotism.” People need cheaper groceries, safer streets, working government, clean food, and maybe one single adult in charge, and Donny is over here trying to turn D.C. into a NASCAR fever dream while inventing tolls in international waterways like Captain Bankruptcy of the High Seas. Then Lindsey Graham’s seat gets treated like a family heirloom at a political estate sale. This is not governing. This is a dementia casino with flags.
Donnycon is nothing but pure Id. If an amoral 10 yr old was president these are the things he would do and “think.”
I’m going to turn downtown DC into a cOoL racetrack with cars that go vroom vroom as fast as anyone’s ever seen!
vAnDaLs, sLeEzBaGs, and THUGS and ANTIFA destroyed the reflecting pool not me driving a bunch of cOoL cars on top of it.
Let’s create an absolute disastrous war and when reality catches up, let’s make the world pay for it not me! I’m THE GUARDIAN OF THE HORMUZ STRAIT not the Guardian of Pedophiles.
Hmm. Someone died that I used to easily manipulate. What should I do? I know! What about his sister?! That’s it. I bet she’ll be “easy” too!
Beat as usual Jeff. Fuckwits stupidity really knows No bounds. How embarrassing, the tire tracks/ Sorry the slash has gotten even Bigger…! Holy God what Is WRONG with that Feckin Eejit??🙈🙈
Kind of f##ks up his Antifa theory, plus the fact these pics will be used as part of the defense of the former Olympian.. Pirro will lose again.. somebody… anybody… bring Janine a box oh whine.. stat..
How many SUV's does it require to take one fat moron to look at the Empty Epstein Swamp-bottom? Each one of those armored tank-cars weighs ... 16 tons!
Daddy damaged the pool liner because he was still running the winter snows. When you're president they don't make you take off the studded tires. That's why it's so great being president!
the felon started his Monday at 1:30. They had cleaned him up pretty well, but they couldn't hide his "slurpiness." Then he did his interview with Hugh Hewitt a couple hours later. Slurpiness had worsened. & then he signed EOs on cam around 6 & made word-adjacent noises. Not only was the slurpiness even more pronounced, you could notice the droop of the right side of his mouth. from his stroke(s).
The slurpiness is significant because it indicates that his ability to automatically swallow has deteriorated. Poor swallowing ability can lead to aspiration pneumonia, a major cause of death for dementia patients.
I imagine that Marco sees attacking the International Criminal Court is a more popular stance than launching an invasion of Cuba, but the Viceroy of Venezuela will never be prez. Never. His self-destruction has only begun. Same with Uday and Qusay. And every feckin’ one of these feckin’ grifting traitors. Every feckin’ piece of shite that crawled out from behind the cupboards thinking the lights would stay dim.
Can Lady Lindsey’s sister even list the three branches of government and their functions? Because if not, she’s perfectly qualified to serve as a Republican Senator.
Gosh – – who would ever have thought that driving a fleet of 7000-pound armored SUVs across a freshly painted surface might damage the paint? Will wonders never cease!
RFK Jr. is probably in his glory. Fecal (and roadkill) parasites to him are like escargot to the French, a real delicacy. What doesn't kill us makes us stronger, eh?
Once Trump has a taste of this "I'll just appoint my friends to the Senate" he will never let it go. Seriously, anyone who votes Republican at this point has to be brain-dead. My fear is if there are still enough working parts in the broken-ass election system to allow us to shift course. If we can't, we are fucked.
The deference in the political and legal systems to the champions of the unreconstructed is easily apparent here. All these people have unlimited license to play in our faces.
Let's take back power from the unreconstructed this fall. Make sure you're an ACTIVE voter and you jump your voter suppression hoops NOW so you're not caught out in November.
Heck, why not go all the way and declare himself GUARDIAN OF THE GALAXY! I'd love to watch Groot - who has a better vocabulary - twist trumple-thin-skin into a pretzel! Even Baby Groot could kick his double-wide trailer. For a moment or two, donny could call himself Star Lord....🤣
What a wonderful photo; made me cry (only a bit). We continue to love and admire you from the Southern Hemisphere Jeff, even though we’re crying a bit too about Sam Neill.
today in Shit That Happened While I Was Busy Writing This Shit—
New York to Enact Nation’s First Statewide Moratorium on Data Centers
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/07/14/nyregion/new-york-data-center-moratorium-hochul.html?smid=nytcore-android-share
as a New Yorker, I say good. we don't need that shit here. or anywhere
Well Fuck , Jeff.
Lindsey Graham is gone, Mitch McConnell is out on medical leave (Meaning he's really dead, and we just dont fucking know it yet, or do we?), and the GOP's response to losing two votes was to discover — live, on camera — that they can no longer count to fifty-one (could they ever?).
Trump says it's "too soon" to name a replacement, which is orange shitspeak for "i already picked one, you fuckers just haven't seen it yet. Fuck you."
They aren't mourning a senator, folks. they're mourning a headcount — the SAVE Act already dead 48 to 50, the first goddamn prayer these ass-ghouls have ever gotten answered.
I hope those bitches cry. I really do.
https://thistleandmoss.com/p/what-survives-the-morning-the-dead-are-eating-the-dead-and-they-still-refuse-to-stop-trump
Mitch McC is looking all too perky
Not as weak and old as he should be
So what are we to think of that damned turkey
Hidden away for weeks where we can't see
Then his handlers, they put out a rosy picture
Of him in a rehab facility
But the GOP just has no moral stricture
They lie to the best of their ability
They can't stop our prying eyes
'Cuz we know how the right wing lies
We thought by now they'd realize
There ain't no way to stop our prying eyes
My oh my you sure try hard to deceive us
That you're ethically devoid's no mystery
And your cultists will never ever believe us
You're the worst regime in our nation's history
You can't stop our prying eyes
'Cuz we know how your bullshit flies
This is how a free nation dies
But still you cannot stop your damning lies
To the tune of the Eagles’ Lyin’ Eyes?? Excellent, Doc. One of your best.
Most excellent Doc.
Trying to think what rhymes with taxidermy.
"Taxidermy: When Embalming Just Won't Do"
Who will know the difference between him and all the other stuffed white stiffs in DC?
That is fucking horrific.
Brain wormy?
Yes! Wait, wrong guy.
Cyclodiathermy
"Maxi-spermy?
Love it! I sang along!
Brilliance, again.
Nailed it! Mourning a head count! Your heroes section is good news!
I think he’s been dead for weeks. If the flesh hasn’t yet started to rot they’ll have him lying in the cooler. Of course, that’s just my belief.
He’s more likely lying on a hospital intubated, comatose and brain dead Neal.
Either way, he’s been measured for the dirt nap.
https://x.com/gmf1369/status/2076455241902678502
Nah. He’s on ice somewhere, just waitin’ for August 3.
Perhaps he's on life support.
He's the first person ever put on death support
Is Mitches heart attacking him too?
Probably.
From the picture they put out he's looking well enough to produce a short video or at least phone it into FOX (not so much) News ffs.
All these "didn't you see the picture of him???" shit heads that will eat up anything his handlers post is maddening.
I saw that as crematorium at first. That would work too.
That's VERY good.
This fellow New Yorker is with you Jeff.
Every day in Trump’s America feels like someone spun the Big Wheel of Idiocy and landed on “race cars, algae water, international piracy, and Senate nepotism.” People need cheaper groceries, safer streets, working government, clean food, and maybe one single adult in charge, and Donny is over here trying to turn D.C. into a NASCAR fever dream while inventing tolls in international waterways like Captain Bankruptcy of the High Seas. Then Lindsey Graham’s seat gets treated like a family heirloom at a political estate sale. This is not governing. This is a dementia casino with flags.
Donnycon is nothing but pure Id. If an amoral 10 yr old was president these are the things he would do and “think.”
I’m going to turn downtown DC into a cOoL racetrack with cars that go vroom vroom as fast as anyone’s ever seen!
vAnDaLs, sLeEzBaGs, and THUGS and ANTIFA destroyed the reflecting pool not me driving a bunch of cOoL cars on top of it.
Let’s create an absolute disastrous war and when reality catches up, let’s make the world pay for it not me! I’m THE GUARDIAN OF THE HORMUZ STRAIT not the Guardian of Pedophiles.
Hmm. Someone died that I used to easily manipulate. What should I do? I know! What about his sister?! That’s it. I bet she’ll be “easy” too!
🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
Beat as usual Jeff. Fuckwits stupidity really knows No bounds. How embarrassing, the tire tracks/ Sorry the slash has gotten even Bigger…! Holy God what Is WRONG with that Feckin Eejit??🙈🙈
Hope Ye are taking care Jeff.
Love your Claudia comments!!!!
MORON——the wheel will never stop as long as these idiots are in charge! Great post!
That idiotic lazy-assed fool
Drove his motorcade through the Pool
That's what damaged the paint
'Cuz it surely ain't
Some mythical box cutting tool
Kind of f##ks up his Antifa theory, plus the fact these pics will be used as part of the defense of the former Olympian.. Pirro will lose again.. somebody… anybody… bring Janine a box oh whine.. stat..
Box oh whine...LOL.
I say we arrest those moronic vandals who left the tire marks.
What's a shame is a poor innocent guy has to defend himself against the crime of vandalizing the pool when he clearly did no such thing.
How many SUV's does it require to take one fat moron to look at the Empty Epstein Swamp-bottom? Each one of those armored tank-cars weighs ... 16 tons!
Daddy damaged the pool liner because he was still running the winter snows. When you're president they don't make you take off the studded tires. That's why it's so great being president!
Very good Doc
A scuba diver
Cut a 300-yard gash
Then he disappeared
I watched the video, remember whispering to myself WTF Doc!
It's a shame this asshole has never eaten a salad in his life, because explosive diarrhea would be such a satisfying way for him to go.
🤣🤣🤣🤣 it really would!!
Wouldn’t want to be in the Oval when THAT happens!
Whew . Who will ask T why he drove over the RP, and, did all the damage? Reporters need to keep (or start) asking questions-again and again!
the felon started his Monday at 1:30. They had cleaned him up pretty well, but they couldn't hide his "slurpiness." Then he did his interview with Hugh Hewitt a couple hours later. Slurpiness had worsened. & then he signed EOs on cam around 6 & made word-adjacent noises. Not only was the slurpiness even more pronounced, you could notice the droop of the right side of his mouth. from his stroke(s).
The slurpiness is significant because it indicates that his ability to automatically swallow has deteriorated. Poor swallowing ability can lead to aspiration pneumonia, a major cause of death for dementia patients.
"Word adjacent noises," perfect ❤️
Well, he’ll have to spit then.
I imagine that Marco sees attacking the International Criminal Court is a more popular stance than launching an invasion of Cuba, but the Viceroy of Venezuela will never be prez. Never. His self-destruction has only begun. Same with Uday and Qusay. And every feckin’ one of these feckin’ grifting traitors. Every feckin’ piece of shite that crawled out from behind the cupboards thinking the lights would stay dim.
Every. Feckin’. One.
Can Lady Lindsey’s sister even list the three branches of government and their functions? Because if not, she’s perfectly qualified to serve as a Republican Senator.
The only requirement for a Republican senator these days is to do as your told, and learn to use a rubber stamp.
What a coincidence. The same as for a SCOTUS Injustice!
Overqualified
I don't know much about her, but I suspect she lacks the required demonic evil.
Gosh – – who would ever have thought that driving a fleet of 7000-pound armored SUVs across a freshly painted surface might damage the paint? Will wonders never cease!
Nothing says the Trump crime family is in charge of the economy like fecal parisites on our fresh produce… 🤦♂️🙄
Thats what happens when you indescrimnatly fire agricultural/ food inspectors who could enforce laws.
Trump crime family-fecal parasites-nice justaposition!
RFK Jr. is probably in his glory. Fecal (and roadkill) parasites to him are like escargot to the French, a real delicacy. What doesn't kill us makes us stronger, eh?
Perfect!
Once Trump has a taste of this "I'll just appoint my friends to the Senate" he will never let it go. Seriously, anyone who votes Republican at this point has to be brain-dead. My fear is if there are still enough working parts in the broken-ass election system to allow us to shift course. If we can't, we are fucked.
The deference in the political and legal systems to the champions of the unreconstructed is easily apparent here. All these people have unlimited license to play in our faces.
Let's take back power from the unreconstructed this fall. Make sure you're an ACTIVE voter and you jump your voter suppression hoops NOW so you're not caught out in November.
Nailed it.
Meanwhile ICE continues to commit cold blooded murder on the streets of America.
The Boston Massacre served as a catalyst to foment the American Revolution, yet
we currently have an ongoing massacre of both citizens (Renee Goode, Alex Pretti)
and both legal and also undocumented immigrants. These are people who have spent
their lives contributing to our economy and the progress of our country!
THIS EVIL DESTRUCTION OF LIVES MUST STOP!
Extracting tolls…. this clown show is extracting mental tolls on all of us. The stupidity never stops.
I LOVE that you all take so many candid photos... of each other! Beautiful!
"GUARDIAN OF THE HORMUZ STRAIT" I'd order a Tshirt. 🤣🤣
Seriously, we're being punished, arent we? We'll never have a reasonably decent human being as a president again. *sigh
We might get one if we wish real hard and click our heels 3 times.
BeetlejuiceBeetlejuiceBeetlejuice
…and vote!
LOL!
True, I will never complain about a any reasonably adequatel President again as long as he doesn't break the law.
Heck, why not go all the way and declare himself GUARDIAN OF THE GALAXY! I'd love to watch Groot - who has a better vocabulary - twist trumple-thin-skin into a pretzel! Even Baby Groot could kick his double-wide trailer. For a moment or two, donny could call himself Star Lord....🤣
"I am Groot".
😂😂
What a wonderful photo; made me cry (only a bit). We continue to love and admire you from the Southern Hemisphere Jeff, even though we’re crying a bit too about Sam Neill.
Yeah us too Kristen. Sam was born in Co Tyrone Ireland. Sad he’s gone…
It will be interesting indeed to see if Darline has more balls than Lindsey did
I'll settle for a moral center.
I'll imagine she'll do as she's told.
I see what you did there! Nice!
Wasn't Darline in "Roseanne"?
Ah. More teasing.
I like to tease.
It gives me ease
When trump's fleas
Are biting.
I never hurt -
I'm just flirt.
At least at time of writing. . .