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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

*waves at the MAGA dipshit who somehow ended up my newsletter list and sends me an all-caps email every single day telling me what a MORON I am.*

you're adorable, bro. don't ever change.

K Schaefers's avatar

Aww, that's how you know you're journalism'ing right

Jan Moon's avatar

YAY, JEFF! YOU'VE HIT THE BIG TIME!!!

HI2thDoc's avatar

All caps? Is it from "John Barron?"

Stephanie Lajeskie's avatar

Take that as a YUGE compliment.

Timothy Reid's avatar

🤣😂😹 ... perfect reply, Stephanie. Love it and thank you!

Linda Weide's avatar

I had 2 MAGA trolls on my piece about AOC's talk on Sunday, and I banished them both forever. So, you are high on the tolerance scale. Calling her the C word is beyond my acceptance level. Calling me the C word also gets you the boot, or anything in that realm. So much for free moronic speech.

https://lindaweide.substack.com/p/aoc-had-a-berlin-audience-eating?r=f0qfn

Morty's avatar

I wish we could normalize using the C-word but just for Trump. Because he really is c—-y, isn’t he? And, to the Name-Caller-in-Chief, it rhymes with his name!

Dianne Topping's avatar

Not to worry. Here in Australia it is normalised so I can use it on your behalf - Trump is a cunt, and not in a good way. 🇦🇺

RZolu's avatar

Not sure why Cunt is so denigrated…We have a governor in my state of NH named Kelly Ayotte and my pet name for her is Kelly the Kunt. Makes my friends cringe every time I say or write it. Surprise! She’s a republican (that I did NOT vote for) and has “no idea that ICE is planning people warehouse in Merrimack, NH” come on, who are you kidding cunt?

HI2thDoc's avatar

I know Ayotte had been a Senator and was bounced by Maggie Hassan. I was dismayed to see NH had elected her governor. Why, NH?

Wendy The Druid 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

Jeff, can we talk about Randy Fine? You know. Florida Rep. Randy Fine — this turd-munching ass-waffle currently occupying a congressional seat — posted on X: "If they force us to choose, the choice between dogs and Muslims is not a difficult one." That's a direct quote. That's a sitting U.S. Representative. Randy Fine is a fucking racist piece of shit, full stop, and every silence from Mike Johnson's chamber makes him complicit in the same disease.

https://thistleandmoss.com/p/the-daily-exhale-randy-fine-is-a-fuckwad-maga-is-dying-trump-will-die-soon

Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

It used to be people this stupid were pariahs in their own party. Now they're heroes to the GOP.

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

It all started with so-called "Reality tv", they rewarded people for being low-life idiots. Then it became the entire trumpublican party, who vie to get their Marmalade Messiahs attention by trying to out-stupid one another.

Stranger Than Friction's avatar

They say they are heroes to the GOP but they are really the herpes of the GOP.

serenity's avatar

They're again swiveling from completely demonizing immigrants to again demonizing Muslims to whip up the base. It doesn't help that this administration is sending the naval fleet to be near Iran. Are they really trying to attack the middle east again? Stupid.

Sharon C Storm's avatar

I called both of my Senators and my Representative this morning to tell them to get Congress to stop the felon from declaring war on Iran.

I also told them that imho, the threatened attack on Iran is a distraction from the Epstein files, and ask them to demand the full release without redacting any men’s names.

T L Mills's avatar

Ah, but Trumpy also, in a little noticed throwaway sentence a few days ago, indicated that regime change in Iran is on his mind. He really is immensely ignorant of history and everything else. That region has chewed up almost as many efforts to control the area militarily as has Afghanistan. It's a stupid, senseless waste of money and men and what does it gain for us? Enmity of the Middle East, more national debt and more disabled veterans that Trump so despises. With the cast of clowns and incompetents that Trump has running the show, it's going to be a disaster.

counterlife's avatar

yes, Trump needs more distraction from the Trump/Epstein files and he is willing to go with something that will cause even more bleeding of support from the base of the Republican party. And Republicans are still afraid of him and apparently the Trump/Epstein files.

Stranger Than Friction's avatar

Why don't they take him shopping for furnishings or take him to sit inside of a big ass firetruck? WAR is an incredible FAIL in this regard. Nobody tell them. We want a blue wave mid-terms election this year. We also want TFG to die before the middle of his final term (through his own choices and their effects on his health, naturally).

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

To be fair, Mike "Sgt. Schultz" Johnson has seen nothing and knows nothing.

Jan Moon's avatar
3hEdited

Makes you wonder how he spends his days. Maybe his White Christian Nationalist prayers take up all his down time.

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

I suspect it is his covenant eyes porn watching app, they use it to share their favorite ones.

Linda McCaughey's avatar

When can we please round up all of these, umm, "people" and put them in their own section of the country? They have no business polluting the gene pool they are so concerned about.

Denise Donaldson's avatar

But seriously, why would we do that to any one part of the country? I sure don't want 'em anywhere near where I live!

Stephanie Lajeskie's avatar

I wonder what would happen if Christie Noem had to choose between dogs and Muslims. Neither are safe around her.

Morty's avatar

The choice is not a difficult one? I imagine it would be for Islamophobic dog haters like Kristi Noem and Donald Trump…

Kay-El's avatar

I get morons on the semi-regular responding to my Fuck Trump notes. Happy to respond in kind then delete those folks when I get bored. They don’t usually come back.

MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

If you block them, they’ll never come back.

Kay-El's avatar

While true (and some I have) I often wait to see if they do.

Susan Niemann's avatar

It's fun to do that.... sometimes. HAHA!

Patricia Grier's avatar

omg! it can be so much fun to watch the twist in the wind!

bruce somers's avatar

I got into one of these recently with one of these mental deficient MAGAT; 'He's a convicted rapist and felon'

'No he's not'

'Check the court records,he definitely is'

'No he's not'

'Yes he is'

'No he's not'

'Yes he is'

You get the gist,I decided to see how long they'd go, about 10 minutes and I lost interest,but yeah,like bratty little children.

Yarnartist's avatar

Same here, but in my case, the first response I gave was to ask him if he was a pedophile or a pedophile supporter. He kept dodging and weaving and babbling about libtards, and I kept saying “You still haven’t answered the question”. And he finally blocked me. I consider that a badge of honor!

bruce somers's avatar

Indeed, I've found 'you sound like a pedo yourself' to be most effective also.

Martha Howell's avatar

Just go full middle school: "It takes one to know one."

Belfora's avatar

Reminds me of the Monty Python sketch, Argument Clinic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpQlyUjp3vM

Susan Niemann's avatar

That was awesome...👏👏👏👏

HI2thDoc's avatar

That is a textbook exercise in futility

Cathy Wray's avatar

Like a slob commenting from his moldy basement.

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

No, he definitely is NOT a "convicted rapist." He was found LIABLE for sexual assault in a CIVIL trial.

He is most definitely a convicted felon.

Eva's avatar

Aww. Ain’t he cute.

I’m grateful for Trump branded merch. Easier to see who I want to avoid, or trigger, depending on my mood.

Harry Borgerhoff's avatar

What’s up with MAGA and their all caps? They don’t have another gear.

Leu2500's avatar

have you met them in person? they are obnoxious & loud. & all caps = shouting

bruce somers's avatar

I live in San Diego,wearing the red hats around here is hazardous...just saying.

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

*sigh* I miss California.

Harry Borgerhoff's avatar

I try to avoid it unless absolutely necessary.

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

Ages ago my son was an online administrator for Huffington Post (nearly drove him insane) and somehow discovered that a large percentage of ALL CAPPERS were handicapped in some way. Invariably, mentally.

Kim Steeves's avatar

They seem to think the "louder" they yell, the righter (?) they are!!!

ynot1965's avatar

Snowflakes are gonna snowflake.

James Starr's avatar

writing in all-caps is definietly an aiffrmation of their irredeemable mental illness...theye'r the same ones who write on bathroom walls. They are sick beyond the bend of space.

Permian Extinction's avatar

Hold Everything. Can we pause on "spontaneous orgasm?"

Steve in SoCal's avatar

There was an antidepressant called Survector in the 80s that was known to cause spontaneous orgasm ("antidepressant", shit howdy! LOL) They banned it pretty quickly, citing high potential for abuse and convinced virtually every other country to do the same. You can't have ppl feeling TOO good, you know.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Still waiting for the semi-mythical drug Dontbeanasshole, to treat cult stooges

zuzu's avatar

Certainly can't have women knowing what an orgasm feels like. They might expect their husbands to pony up.

HI2thDoc's avatar

MAGA alpha-wannabe bros would use Survector to spike the drinks of women, since they don't know how to get the women off themselves

Martha Howell's avatar

Pretty sure they don't care if we do or we don't.

Steve in SoCal's avatar

One more reason I could never be MAGA

T L Mills's avatar

Ben Shapiro would definitely be interested in some of that Survector stuff.

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

He'd be grossed out by the feminine bodily fluid, since he's never seen it before.

T L Mills's avatar

thanks for the laugh....

Leigh Hamilton's avatar

Now that's funny.

Sarah #1's avatar

While always appreciating your delightful and hilarious words of wisdom, I’ll be thinking of you and what you are going through for a long time. It will never be far from my thoughts. 🩷

Kate's avatar

YOU ARE BRILLIANT AND SO FUNNY! I LOVE THAT YOU TRIGGER THE MAGAts ALL DAY EVERY DAY. I AM SENDING THE BEST LOVE, YOUR WORK KEEPS ME SANE!

bruce somers's avatar

😂😂😂😂

Leigh Hamilton's avatar

Let's hope he's a paid subscriber.

Lynn Horsky's avatar

WTF and its not Saturday evem. This sick Ugly AmeriKan's "branding patent" sure is giving away the candy store for personal aggrandizement and financial interest. Oh, how MAGA howled and whined about Hunter Biden's eensy 3 mill take and the Biden crime family as they jerked off to his ginarmousness in the Capitol bathrooms hoping a trans women would be forced to watch just for the glee of humiliation. My own MAGA brother foamed at me, "....that Biden committed the worst crime ever in America for letting 20 million people in the country......" I stared at him in disbelief that he was so misinformed, but he was so angry there was no penetrating the emotional barrier to reason. On top of it, he is married to a Bolivian immigrant (now an American citizen) who has a very thick spanish accent. Both she and their two children could be stopped by racial profiling--his answer was that they could be raped by a criminal immigrant. I noted statistics to no avail. The deeply conditioned racist fear of "colored" people and attendent poverty and the loss of aristocratic privileges and status of southern whites is still the principle palpable motivator for all this backward stupidity.

s.Michael Morgan's avatar

Not only did Stephen crumple up the CBS statement, he put it in a doggy poop-bag before throwing it away.

Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

is that what it was? having never had a dog (we're a cat household) I was wondering where Colbert got that tiny little black bag

Bethie U's avatar

Dog people recognized his methodology immediately. Place hand inside the poop bag, grab the poop, pull it completely inside the bag, tie off the ends and look for a trash can to thoughtfully dispose. If you're eco-friendly you use biodegradable bags and get extra points. 🦮

Katherine Sanderson's avatar

And if you don't like to have it dangling from your hand, you have a gizmo like I do so the leash can carry it to be properly disposed.🐕😺 (Love them both♥️)

Bob Bowden's avatar

Now I know what to get my son for his birthday - Thanks!

And thanks to Stephen Colbert for being a national treasure

US Blues's avatar

I do wish people would stop leaving bags of dog poop in the woods and hiking trails. 🤬

Val's avatar

Jeff my husband got dog poop bags with dumps face on it for Christmas...Too dang funny...

Teri Gelini's avatar

Perfect. He could leave them next to MAGA mailboxes!

RZolu's avatar

My friend gave me Toilet paper with his face on it…ewww…I can’t even look at it it’s hidden in a cabinet. But I DO use my tRump head toilet bowl brush - makes me laugh every time I clean the toilet. Recommend highly!!

Terry O''s avatar

Nice, although I can't look at that face without getting upset!

Chicky Mama's avatar

Speaking on felines, I found the PURRFECT Facebook page today!!! Dedicated entirely to fucking with Couchfucker McGee 💟💟💟

https://www.facebook.com/share/r/17Ffvx8Hu9/?mibextid=wwXIfr

Lisa K. Obrien's avatar

Of course you’re a cat household 😻😻😻

zuzu's avatar

I use doggy poop bags to dispose of my cat poop and clumps, but I had a dog for many years, so I had them lying around.

Dianne Topping's avatar

Recognised it immediately. 🇦🇺

Ginny Hall's avatar

The only thing better would have been if he'd used a poop bag with Trump's picture on it. That's what I use!

Eva's avatar

If it didn’t make him money, I’d LOVE a DJT crap bag.

Bob Bowden's avatar

It starts out with tRump’s mugshot on the outside, and after reversing the bag to envelop the poop, Donny’s fat ass in those repulsive tennis shorts is shown, ready to be dropped in the trashcan

Bob Bowden's avatar

I’d prefer the bag didn’t leak but if it did leak from the mouth, it would be absolutely authentic

Mps's avatar

Those are beautiful

Cathy Rady's avatar

I gave my brother a roll of those bags as his Christmas gift.

my sincere hope is that he uses them proudly!

Jill Palethorpe's avatar

Trump picture on the inside of the bag...

Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

The best part was when he said he couldn't show a picture of Jasmine Crockett so he was forced to show one of Trump and Jeff Epstein instead. That was epic.

michellefromchicago's avatar

That was the piece of Reese‘s pieces😆

Mike Hammer's avatar

And delivered it on fire.

Teri Gelini's avatar

That was priceless seeing the dog poop bag🤣🤣🤣

Richard Von Busack's avatar

With that unfortunate name on the airport, how can a spectacular air disaster be far behind.

Kim Nesvig's avatar

Imagine being so pathetically desperate for accolades as to campaign to public facilities named after yourself, trademark your name in expectation and then somehow the event provides a momentary dopamine boost. But there really can’t be a lot of airports named after yourself, so what can a failing dictator to for the next transitory ego boost? Maybe attack a middle eastern country?

Harry Borgerhoff's avatar

I can’t wait until they’re all changed back. Starting with the Gulf of Mexico.

Mara's avatar

Sadly, the existence of the East Wing is not so easily changed back. So much destruction, foolishness and grifting in a single year. My blood boils constantly!

Ole Anderson's avatar

Has that really been changed? I’ve not once seen it’s trump name used

Harry Borgerhoff's avatar

It’s changed on Google Maps and it makes me sick.

Geoff Boyarsky's avatar

Google Maps? Who takes that seriously? Show me a printed atlas that has Gulf of America in it. With any luck, Google Maps will get you to grandma’s house without diverting you into a ravine.

Teri Gelini's avatar

I refuse to call it anything but the Gulf of Mexico and my city is on it. The same city our wretched gov grew up in deatsantis I call him and we have a health guy that mimics Bobby brainworms. Measles are her now.

Keith's avatar

accolades are the latte of the $$$$$$$ ... always needing a reminder of their 'VALUE'

today's sign ...

STOCK MARKET

NUMBERS SERVE

ONE PURPOSE

INSULT THE POOR!

Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

If his name is trademarked, wouldn't that ban changing airport names to his because of the additional cost to the public?

Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

Trump fire hydrants, dogs know what to do.

shee-rah's avatar

How about Trump outhouses?

Linda Weide's avatar

Richard, I agree. They were using the Party of Newspeak in Orwell's 1984 principal of "Ignorance is Strength" to name that place.

I wrote this piece today on how the fascists use language like in Orwell's 1984, and we should make sure to be wary of it.

https://lindaweide.substack.com/p/the-language-of-the-fascist-regime?r=f0qfn

Deb's avatar

Linda, thanks. This is such a clear mirror for us. The regime has found a strong foothold. The cult will wallow in their worship of an evil maestro. The rest of us need to make sure we turn the tides before it is too late.

Linda Weide's avatar

I agree Deb. I am reading Saul Alinsky's "Rules for Radicals." Here is a link to a free copy online.

https://commonslibrary.org/rules-for-radicals-by-saul-alinsky/

He is someone whose playbook inspired people like Jesse Jackson, which is what made me think of him.

SPW's avatar

Just finished reading it Linda. Very well written.

Terri Nighswonger's avatar

I read it Linda. Yep. I see this happening.

HI2thDoc's avatar

As Duffy continues with his ineptitude, yep

Joe Witkowski's avatar

That fucking moron is spending a fortune on “wear seatbelts” radio commercials… so you don’t incur head injuries like the most fucked up cabinet in the history of this country.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Reality TV contestant not up to the job. What a shocker, eh?

Ginny Hall's avatar

I'm hoping that since this airport has that name, he can no longer blackmail Schumer into renaming Dulles in order to release funds for NY.

barb's avatar

Wouldn't count on it. His greed and egocentric need for recognition are insatiable.

Cheryl from Maryland's avatar

You might be right. Per the internet (I know) it is extremely unlikely that two airports have the same name, as it is confusing. However, it does happen — there is Portland International Airport and Portland International Jetport.

bruce somers's avatar

Apparently he stumbled around the Middle East with these licensing deals for these golf/roach motels, something like 'Sign here,you pay us 80% in perpetuatuaty,and we give you...nothing', and then Eric (the face of ED)would swoop in and finalize everything...just grifting in plain sight.

Linda Weide's avatar

Ginny, I am hoping he can no longer blackmail Schumer because he has stepped aside and someone more gutsy takes this on. Saul Alinsky, the father of activism says in the first of his 13 rules, in "Rules for Radicals" he says,

1 “Power is not only what you have but what the enemy thinks you have.”

Unfortunately, this is something others can exercise better than Schumer.

Here are the rest of the rules.

2“Never go outside the expertise of your people.”

3“Whenever possible go outside the expertise of the enemy.”

4“Make the enemy live up to its own book of rules.”

5“Ridicule is man’s most potent weapon. There is no defense. It is almost impossible to counterattack ridicule. Also it infuriates the opposition, who then react to your advantage.”

6“A good tactic is one your people enjoy.”

7“A tactic that drags on too long becomes a drag.”

8“ Keep the pressure on.”

9 “The threat is usually more terrifying than the thing itself. “

10 “The major premise for tactics is the development of operations that will maintain a constant pressure upon the opposition.”

11 “If you push a negative hard and deep enough it will break through into its counterside; this is based on the principle that every positive has its negative.”

12 “The price of a successful attack is a constructive alternative.”

13 “Pick the target, freeze it, personalize it, and polarize it.”

SeekingReason's avatar

The Dulles name is as bad as trump’s. Keep Dulles and trump names for toxic dump sites!

Bob Bowden's avatar

New Jersey should rename the defunct airfield where the Nazi airship Hindenburg exploded.

Oh, the lack of humanity

Ole Anderson's avatar

It’s PBIA, Palm Beach International Airport forever.

And it sits on Southern Boulevard , not djt blvd

We are pissed! Palm Beach County is a reliably Blue island in a sea of Red, and it’s the RepubliCONS in the state legislature who did this. But the county commission approved the renaming of Southern Blvd from the airport to Mierda al Lardo.

I thought things were renamed to honor Dead people, not to kiss the Ass of a living Slug! But I hope all these renamers are prescient and Fat Boy drops soon.

I don’t see any jd Couchfucker International airports on any horizon, ever.

The only possible benefit to this that I can see.

zuzu's avatar

I certainly don't call National by any other name but National.

Not going to use the name of the guy who broke the air traffic controller's union.

Wendymae's avatar

I just moved 3 weeks ago away from FL, where I lived 15 min from PBI. I will never fly into that airport if it is renamed. I doubt I will ever set foot in that state again either way, even though I have friends I would visit. I am so glad to be free from all the magat morons there. In 3 weeks so far I haven't seen a single proud boy/oath keeper/3%, FJB or confederate gun flag even though I'm in a rural 50/50 split county. No one has attempted to hit me or cut me off in rage as was a pretty much daily occurrence down there.

A couple days ago, near my new home in VA, some guy purposely hit 14 vehicles on 95. I knew before I even read it that it was a guy from FL in a pickup.

SeekingReason's avatar

Glad you escaped!

Patricia Grier's avatar

USUALLY, things are named after dead people. because it's supposed to be an honor, not an ass kiss to a tyrant. and NOT an opportunity for a grifter to copyright and make money from it either! I wonder the legality of that as far as copyright goes. not everything can be copyrighted.

Cheryl from Maryland's avatar

And the local might have to pay for all costs resulting from the changes!!! Plus licensing fees. I can't imagine that the oligarchs of Palm Beach will be happy about that!

Wendymae's avatar

Yeah, they'll probably raise the sales tax, or raise the license and registration fees.

bruce somers's avatar

I'm imagine the smell of that terminal is pretty distressing.

Teri Gelini's avatar

And lucky me I live in Florida but on the west coast. Thank god he did rename Tamp International Airport!

Kay-El's avatar

1. Someone should get the internet domain “President Donald J. Trump International Airport” and fill it with every dumbfuck thing he’s said and done.

2. Colbert has no fucks left to give.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Never fuck with a lame duck TV comedian

Kim Steeves's avatar

I will thoroughly enjoy his "last" three months on the air. Can't wait to see what he says!!!

CAM from 🇨🇦's avatar

I would contribute financially to whomever follows up on your suggestion, Kay-El.

Belfora's avatar

PresidentDonaldJTrumpInternationalAirport.com is taken. Oh well, that would have been fun.

Susan Niemann's avatar

I wonder is Toby Morton bought it. He’s a writer for South Park and has been roasting the regime by purchasing domains 🤣🤣

Belfora's avatar

The domain is registered through GoDaddy but the owner is private. It was registered on 2/16/2026

bruce somers's avatar

Krusti Gnome is threatening FB users who badmouth ICE... we're really having fun with it actually.

Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

At least we haven’t killed anybody.

Belfora's avatar

Both are available as is .inc and a host of others. So is presidentdonaldjtrumpinternationalairport.wtf

Kay-El's avatar

Damn. Didn’t move fast enough

Susan Niemann's avatar

I wonder if Toby Morton has done that yet.

Kay-El's avatar

I thought about that too. I hope so! His websites are just fantastic

Charles Austin's avatar

I'm going to call it Shitgibbon Field.😂😂

Linda Weide's avatar

Steve Colbert is a hero. While I prefer Crockett, I prefer to have both her and Talarico.

George in Atlanta's avatar

I want a two-fer. They'd be the perfect good cop - bad cop. He's such a NICE young man, he can even sweet-talk the religious fundies. And she's a goddamn junkyard dog.

Why CAN'T we have co-senatorial seats? A minor Constitutional false herring, I believe.

"Bad Law!"

-Judge Roy Bean

Ole Anderson's avatar

Excellent idea, George. It’s really a shame that we are going to lose one of them.

Just like we lost Katie Porter, the whiteboard lady, in the California race against Adam Schiff.

She is a bad ass, too.

SeekingReason's avatar

Ole, agree. Love Katie Porter!

Melinda Morrell's avatar

Yeah, I wish she would have run for re-election in the House so she can continue to be Mike Johnson's worst nightmare. Then, we could get a dynamic duo of Talarico and Crockett on both sides of Congress! Then she could go for Cruz's seat and get rid of that useless entity. I am moving to TX this year and would love Crockett and Talarico as my Senators!

Linda Weide's avatar

Melinda, Texas certainly needs your vote.

Kathy Treftz's avatar

Four Seasons Total Landscaping, the gift that keeps on giving.

Tess's avatar

I can’t believe the GRIFT coming from a president…well…yes…I can with this jerk! Your comparison to the yellow stars is spot on for fuck’s sake…what the hell are these nazi lovers thinking…(don’t answer…I know). National embarrassment -exactly! Love that Colbert is sticking it to him. Have a nice day everyone……..❤️

Kristina Jurecic's avatar

I got my Real ID last November, and I checked just now! It's a white star in a black circle. I'm in Ohio.

Now I'm going deep in the past, and there's just so much crap: remember when a paper, I think it was the New York Post, placed Hillary Clinton's face on a yellow 6-pointed star? When people called out that dog whistle, the explanation was that she was in cahoots with the National Sheriffs Association. *sigh*

Lynne Murphy's avatar

In Tennessee it’s yellow, I could not live here if I wasn’t in blue Nashville.

Paula Dean's avatar

I remember that! So it can't be too deep in the past.

Kristina Jurecic's avatar

It was from '16. That feels like a lifetime ago to me!

Kim Rivera's avatar

California' real ID has a white star on a yellow bear. I had to go check!

bruce somers's avatar

I follow Marc Elias, they've been trying this kind of fuckery at least since 2020,if you're dealing with a Republican town clerk, your ID is not going to work...any ID... anytime...ever. I believe at the University of Texas,they weren't accepting University of Texas IDs with an out-of-state address listed, usually the parents address.

Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

Bruce how about where they are now living, the snakes will crawl out of that too I suppose. This will be another first but maybe it could be the worlds most rigged election but still lost!

sjbeans's avatar

Mine is a white star on a gold background... that seems a little on the nose, too, considering the redness of my state.

bruce somers's avatar

It's a battle of wits with the unarmed.

Coleen Hanna's avatar

I misread what Jeff wrote as "the grift shop" in the airport.

Harry Borgerhoff's avatar

Someone needs to make this mockumentary.

Patricia Grier's avatar

because that's what it really will be.

Butch's avatar

As far as the herring....there was a pond on the farm where I grew up. I was taking my nephew for a walk by the pond when he spotted what he called "herring tracks." I chuckled at the idea that there would be fish tracks and he defensively responded that "grampa told me there are great blue herrings at the pond."

Keith's avatar

grampas serve great purpose ...

mine reminded me 'never pass on a chance to pee!' ... 'never trust a fart!'

WORDS of WISDOM!

Mps's avatar

My grandpa’s saying was

If you’re looking for sympathy, it’s between shit and syphilis in the dictionary.

David M Marko's avatar

My father's favorite saying was, "You can't shit a shitter".

David M Marko's avatar

His other was, "Show me a fortune and I'll show you a crime".

Liz and Max the No. 1 Cat's avatar

I have not read the SAVE Act, but I did read somewhere that it specifically states that a Real ID is not sufficient proof of citizenship. Apparently, non-citizens can get a Real ID if they are lawfully present in the U.S. So Tom Emmer is wrong that all you have to do is show a drivers license with a Real ID star. Also, some of us have not bothered to get a Real ID because at our age and health, we don't plan to fly anywhere or leave the country. Also, I will never fly again because I hate it and my last experience was a huge clusterfuck.

Leu2500's avatar

the problem is married names. if the name on your birth certificate & your real id don't match, they have you jumping thru hoops.

the married white women who vote for Republicans aren't going to be happy. especially the older ones.

Peaceful Mary T.'s avatar

Yet another reason I'm glad I never got married!! :)

Liz and Max the No. 1 Cat's avatar

Well, that's the one thing I have going for me - I've never been married.

Paula Dean's avatar

Ditto! I hope Spirit Airlines dies a very painful death.

Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

Liz, the list of safe destinations is whiplashing so I’m where I want to be and won’t budge for a few years at least. It’s easier to read about the horror stories of sleeping in airports.

Frosty McGillicuddy's avatar

CBS thinks they did something goody

And it gives Douchebag Drumpf a big woody

"Oh! Colbert is a meanie!

He's such a big wienie!"

They'll begin to do worse, just watch, but now would he?

Oh yes, he sure would, guaranteed

This used to be land of the free

But now we're descending

To a hell that's not ending

Let's fight and resist, you and me!

Please subscribe to my Substack!

HI2thDoc's avatar
8hEdited

Good one! Here's a limerick for ya.

It's not a good look

That Emmer mistook

A common cliche’

And what the law doth say

But red herrings are now off the hook

Steve in SoCal's avatar

"False Herring", haha

He's barking up the wrong bush

Perhaps he's inbread

😉 🤭

HI2thDoc's avatar

Haiku apropos. Barking up the W Bush. "It's a terrible waste to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind at all. . ." He said this to the United Negro College Fund, whose slogan was/is "A mind is a terrible thing to waste." Holy stupid mangling, Batman!

Maggie&Lefty's avatar

I tried to say the same thing, but fumble fingers got in the way… long live red herrings

Frosty McGillicuddy's avatar

Wow! Several levels of hidden meaning. Nice!

Charles Austin's avatar

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Richard Von Busack's avatar

The True Herring fallacy

Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

I thought of the True Scotsman fallacy, too, but couldn't think of a way to make a joke about it

Irascible Ink's avatar

Nitpick: it's the "NO true Scotsman fallacy".

Ok, class dismissed. 🤓

SeekingReason's avatar

I learn something every day. 😄

Lairbo's avatar

"Alternate Herring"? "Herringtards"? "HINO (Herring in Name Only)"? "Second Herring Theory"?

I'll see myself out.

Feebs KC's avatar

Tom “Effer”, why not a pickled flag??

SethTriggs's avatar

But can you cut down a tree with it?

Maggie&Lefty's avatar

Now that True Herring is The Word, what’s gonna happen with all the leftover red herrings? just asking for a friend

ynot1965's avatar

The phrase ‘trump’s intellectual property’ is doing some heavy lifting.

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Susie's avatar

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HI2thDoc's avatar

I should not be surprised at every unprecedented, nakedly corrupt grift that this fucker comes up with, but yet I am.

Ole Anderson's avatar

He has no ‘enough’ gene

Schnauzermom's avatar

Can someone tell me if someday, when the Cheeto In Chief is finally in the ground at one of his golf courses, all of this renaming bullshit can be undone?

I’m so pissed off at what was done to AOC saying um a few times while they completely ignore that orange lunatic’s ravings!

Sending love, Jeff. ❤️‍🩹

Leu2500's avatar

yes. DoD is still legally DoD. ditto the Kennedy Center. because Congress has to pass a bill to change them

Stephanie Lajeskie's avatar

So now that Trump is getting his name slapped on the airport in West Palm, does that mean he’ll stop asking for Dulles? I mean, how many DJT airport codes can there be before it becomes impossible to book a flight?

Leu2500's avatar

pretty sure the code doesn't change. I think - I haven't flown thru it since b4 COVID - Reagan is still DCA.

Maui Wahine's avatar

I still call it National Airport. I refuse to call it Reagan National.

Ole Anderson's avatar

And it’s still National.

Wash your mouth out now!

Stephanie Lajeskie's avatar

Oh he’ll need the code changed! 🙄

Leu2500's avatar

but when's the last time he had a ticket? I bet he doesn't know the code

Joe Witkowski's avatar

West Palm is getting a Hispanic new Catholic bishop, Reverend Manuel de Jesús Rodríguez, J.C.D.

Appointed Sixth Bishop of the Diocese of Palm Beach. He is a pastor from the Diocese of Brooklyn known for his work with immigrant communities.

https://www.diocesepb.org/welcome-bishop.html

Once more, Pope Leo XIV tells Orange Hitler to eat a bag of dicks.

Stephanie Lajeskie's avatar

I’m not even Catholic but I fucking love this pope!