I had 2 MAGA trolls on my piece about AOC's talk on Sunday, and I banished them both forever. So, you are high on the tolerance scale. Calling her the C word is beyond my acceptance level. Calling me the C word also gets you the boot, or anything in that realm. So much for free moronic speech.
I wish we could normalize using the C-word but just for Trump. Because he really is c—-y, isn’t he? And, to the Name-Caller-in-Chief, it rhymes with his name!
Not sure why Cunt is so denigrated…We have a governor in my state of NH named Kelly Ayotte and my pet name for her is Kelly the Kunt. Makes my friends cringe every time I say or write it. Surprise! She’s a republican (that I did NOT vote for) and has “no idea that ICE is planning people warehouse in Merrimack, NH” come on, who are you kidding cunt?
You should have seen the amount of cash the republicans put into her campaign. And she made it sound like she would follow Chris Sununu’s type of governing. (Not even close btw) They fell for it hook, line and sinker! Damn fools…
I don't. In fact, I remember early on, explaining to my non-native English speaking husband the nuanced difference in meaning about him as a man if he used the C word vs the B word. Both are not acceptable, but the C word is a bridge too far.
Joan, I used to get messages from MTG until she resigned. That is because I wrote her an email once chiding her on her actions. Her office clearly saw me as an ally after that. I no longer get anything now that she has retired. I understood why I got them so I just deleted them. I hope you can block them. Sorry this has happened to you. At least you know what they are saying without having to go on X or Truth Social.
Chuckling. It’s happened before and I was on the Reagan Library donation list and GOP phone solicitation list. Never have I contacted directly any in the GOP. And yes, for texts, I’m not yet deleting to see if more can be learned. Thank you, Linda
Jeff, can we talk about Randy Fine? You know. Florida Rep. Randy Fine — this turd-munching ass-waffle currently occupying a congressional seat — posted on X: "If they force us to choose, the choice between dogs and Muslims is not a difficult one." That's a direct quote. That's a sitting U.S. Representative. Randy Fine is a fucking racist piece of shit, full stop, and every silence from Mike Johnson's chamber makes him complicit in the same disease.
It all started with so-called "Reality tv", they rewarded people for being low-life idiots. Then it became the entire trumpublican party, who vie to get their Marmalade Messiahs attention by trying to out-stupid one another.
They're again swiveling from completely demonizing immigrants to again demonizing Muslims to whip up the base. It doesn't help that this administration is sending the naval fleet to be near Iran. Are they really trying to attack the middle east again? Stupid.
I called both of my Senators and my Representative this morning to tell them to get Congress to stop the felon from declaring war on Iran.
I also told them that imho, the threatened attack on Iran is a distraction from the Epstein files, and ask them to demand the full release without redacting any men’s names.
Ah, but Trumpy also, in a little noticed throwaway sentence a few days ago, indicated that regime change in Iran is on his mind. He really is immensely ignorant of history and everything else. That region has chewed up almost as many efforts to control the area militarily as has Afghanistan. It's a stupid, senseless waste of money and men and what does it gain for us? Enmity of the Middle East, more national debt and more disabled veterans that Trump so despises. With the cast of clowns and incompetents that Trump has running the show, it's going to be a disaster.
Getting involved in "regime change" in the Middle East in a much smaller and far less prepared and equipped country (Iraq) did not work out for deeply experienced government operatives (Cheney, Rummy, Wolfie etc) very focused on the mission. How on earth could anyone think this would be anything less than a disaster for Trump?
yes, Trump needs more distraction from the Trump/Epstein files and he is willing to go with something that will cause even more bleeding of support from the base of the Republican party. And Republicans are still afraid of him and apparently the Trump/Epstein files.
Why don't they take him shopping for furnishings or take him to sit inside of a big ass firetruck? WAR is an incredible FAIL in this regard. Nobody tell them. We want a blue wave mid-terms election this year. We also want TFG to die before the middle of his final term (through his own choices and their effects on his health, naturally).
When can we please round up all of these, umm, "people" and put them in their own section of the country? They have no business polluting the gene pool they are so concerned about.
I get morons on the semi-regular responding to my Fuck Trump notes. Happy to respond in kind then delete those folks when I get bored. They don’t usually come back.
Same here, but in my case, the first response I gave was to ask him if he was a pedophile or a pedophile supporter. He kept dodging and weaving and babbling about libtards, and I kept saying “You still haven’t answered the question”. And he finally blocked me. I consider that a badge of honor!
Yes, he was held liable in a civil trial which has a lower burden of proof than a criminal trial. He was NOT convict of rape. The judge compared what he was found liable for to rape, but due to NY law there could not be a finding of that.
Ages ago my son was an online administrator for Huffington Post (nearly drove him insane) and somehow discovered that a large percentage of ALL CAPPERS were handicapped in some way. Invariably, mentally.
There was an antidepressant called Survector in the 80s that was known to cause spontaneous orgasm ("antidepressant", shit howdy! LOL) They banned it pretty quickly, citing high potential for abuse and convinced virtually every other country to do the same. You can't have ppl feeling TOO good, you know.
While always appreciating your delightful and hilarious words of wisdom, I’ll be thinking of you and what you are going through for a long time. It will never be far from my thoughts. 🩷
WTF and its not Saturday evem. This sick Ugly AmeriKan's "branding patent" sure is giving away the candy store for personal aggrandizement and financial interest. Oh, how MAGA howled and whined about Hunter Biden's eensy 3 mill take and the Biden crime family as they jerked off to his ginarmousness in the Capitol bathrooms hoping a trans women would be forced to watch just for the glee of humiliation. My own MAGA brother foamed at me, "....that Biden committed the worst crime ever in America for letting 20 million people in the country......" I stared at him in disbelief that he was so misinformed, but he was so angry there was no penetrating the emotional barrier to reason. On top of it, he is married to a Bolivian immigrant (now an American citizen) who has a very thick spanish accent. Both she and their two children could be stopped by racial profiling--his answer was that they could be raped by a criminal immigrant. I noted statistics to no avail. The deeply conditioned racist fear of "colored" people and attendent poverty and the loss of aristocratic privileges and status of southern whites is still the principle palpable motivator for all this backward stupidity.
Dog people recognized his methodology immediately. Place hand inside the poop bag, grab the poop, pull it completely inside the bag, tie off the ends and look for a trash can to thoughtfully dispose. If you're eco-friendly you use biodegradable bags and get extra points. 🦮
And if you don't like to have it dangling from your hand, you have a gizmo like I do so the leash can carry it to be properly disposed.🐕😺 (Love them both♥️)
My friend gave me Toilet paper with his face on it…ewww…I can’t even look at it it’s hidden in a cabinet. But I DO use my tRump head toilet bowl brush - makes me laugh every time I clean the toilet. Recommend highly!!
It starts out with tRump’s mugshot on the outside, and after reversing the bag to envelop the poop, Donny’s fat ass in those repulsive tennis shorts is shown, ready to be dropped in the trashcan
The best part was when he said he couldn't show a picture of Jasmine Crockett so he was forced to show one of Trump and Jeff Epstein instead. That was epic.
Imagine being so pathetically desperate for accolades as to campaign to public facilities named after yourself, trademark your name in expectation and then somehow the event provides a momentary dopamine boost. But there really can’t be a lot of airports named after yourself, so what can a failing dictator to for the next transitory ego boost? Maybe attack a middle eastern country?
Sadly, the existence of the East Wing is not so easily changed back. So much destruction, foolishness and grifting in a single year. My blood boils constantly!
Google Maps? Who takes that seriously? Show me a printed atlas that has Gulf of America in it. With any luck, Google Maps will get you to grandma’s house without diverting you into a ravine.
I refuse to call it anything but the Gulf of Mexico and my city is on it. The same city our wretched gov grew up in deatsantis I call him and we have a health guy that mimics Bobby brainworms. Measles are her now.
I received a text a moment ago that I sure hope is truth: Jabba is in a pickle because Iran threatened to release videos of Jabba in compromising situations with Epstein and children if he bombs them. Israel threatening the opposite if he doesn’t bomb Iran.
No idea if it’s real, but comes from a source that usually checks things out.
Linda, thanks. This is such a clear mirror for us. The regime has found a strong foothold. The cult will wallow in their worship of an evil maestro. The rest of us need to make sure we turn the tides before it is too late.
That fucking moron is spending a fortune on “wear seatbelts” radio commercials… so you don’t incur head injuries like the most fucked up cabinet in the history of this country.
Ginny, I am hoping he can no longer blackmail Schumer because he has stepped aside and someone more gutsy takes this on. Saul Alinsky, the father of activism says in the first of his 13 rules, in "Rules for Radicals" he says,
1 “Power is not only what you have but what the enemy thinks you have.”
Unfortunately, this is something others can exercise better than Schumer.
Here are the rest of the rules.
2“Never go outside the expertise of your people.”
3“Whenever possible go outside the expertise of the enemy.”
4“Make the enemy live up to its own book of rules.”
5“Ridicule is man’s most potent weapon. There is no defense. It is almost impossible to counterattack ridicule. Also it infuriates the opposition, who then react to your advantage.”
6“A good tactic is one your people enjoy.”
7“A tactic that drags on too long becomes a drag.”
8“ Keep the pressure on.”
9 “The threat is usually more terrifying than the thing itself. “
10 “The major premise for tactics is the development of operations that will maintain a constant pressure upon the opposition.”
11 “If you push a negative hard and deep enough it will break through into its counterside; this is based on the principle that every positive has its negative.”
12 “The price of a successful attack is a constructive alternative.”
13 “Pick the target, freeze it, personalize it, and polarize it.”
You might be right. Per the internet (I know) it is extremely unlikely that two airports have the same name, as it is confusing. However, it does happen — there is Portland International Airport and Portland International Jetport.
Apparently he stumbled around the Middle East with these licensing deals for these golf/roach motels, something like 'Sign here,you pay us 80% in perpetuatuaty,and we give you...nothing', and then Eric (the face of ED)would swoop in and finalize everything...just grifting in plain sight.
Totally agree Cheryl! Dulles was just another shit weasel like trumpy trump and who was probably in on the JFK assassination —another member of the Big Dick Club—just gotta love those guys.
It’s PBIA, Palm Beach International Airport forever.
And it sits on Southern Boulevard , not djt blvd
We are pissed! Palm Beach County is a reliably Blue island in a sea of Red, and it’s the RepubliCONS in the state legislature who did this. But the county commission approved the renaming of Southern Blvd from the airport to Mierda al Lardo.
I thought things were renamed to honor Dead people, not to kiss the Ass of a living Slug! But I hope all these renamers are prescient and Fat Boy drops soon.
I don’t see any jd Couchfucker International airports on any horizon, ever.
I just moved 3 weeks ago away from FL, where I lived 15 min from PBI. I will never fly into that airport if it is renamed. I doubt I will ever set foot in that state again either way, even though I have friends I would visit. I am so glad to be free from all the magat morons there. In 3 weeks so far I haven't seen a single proud boy/oath keeper/3%, FJB or confederate gun flag even though I'm in a rural 50/50 split county. No one has attempted to hit me or cut me off in rage as was a pretty much daily occurrence down there.
A couple days ago, near my new home in VA, some guy purposely hit 14 vehicles on 95. I knew before I even read it that it was a guy from FL in a pickup.
Not sure where you lived in Palm Beach County. I’ve been here 55 years and never experienced any of that. A few loons hanging giant trump flags off I95 overpasses and on their trucks and boats but nobody cutting me off or road rage incidents.
Is your car plastered with Im with Kamela stickers or something?
Wow, how fortunate that you haven't experienced that. I lived in unincorporated WPB, out near Jog and Okeechobee. But most of what I spoke about there happened on the turnpike or 95.
USUALLY, things are named after dead people. because it's supposed to be an honor, not an ass kiss to a tyrant. and NOT an opportunity for a grifter to copyright and make money from it either! I wonder the legality of that as far as copyright goes. not everything can be copyrighted.
And the local might have to pay for all costs resulting from the changes!!! Plus licensing fees. I can't imagine that the oligarchs of Palm Beach will be happy about that!
I want a two-fer. They'd be the perfect good cop - bad cop. He's such a NICE young man, he can even sweet-talk the religious fundies. And she's a goddamn junkyard dog.
Why CAN'T we have co-senatorial seats? A minor Constitutional false herring, I believe.
Yeah, I wish she would have run for re-election in the House so she can continue to be Mike Johnson's worst nightmare. Then, we could get a dynamic duo of Talarico and Crockett on both sides of Congress! Then she could go for Cruz's seat and get rid of that useless entity. I am moving to TX this year and would love Crockett and Talarico as my Senators!
I can’t believe the GRIFT coming from a president…well…yes…I can with this jerk! Your comparison to the yellow stars is spot on for fuck’s sake…what the hell are these nazi lovers thinking…(don’t answer…I know). National embarrassment -exactly! Love that Colbert is sticking it to him. Have a nice day everyone……..❤️
I got my Real ID last November, and I checked just now! It's a white star in a black circle. I'm in Ohio.
Now I'm going deep in the past, and there's just so much crap: remember when a paper, I think it was the New York Post, placed Hillary Clinton's face on a yellow 6-pointed star? When people called out that dog whistle, the explanation was that she was in cahoots with the National Sheriffs Association. *sigh*
I follow Marc Elias, they've been trying this kind of fuckery at least since 2020,if you're dealing with a Republican town clerk, your ID is not going to work...any ID... anytime...ever. I believe at the University of Texas,they weren't accepting University of Texas IDs with an out-of-state address listed, usually the parents address.
Bruce how about where they are now living, the snakes will crawl out of that too I suppose. This will be another first but maybe it could be the worlds most rigged election but still lost!
As far as the herring....there was a pond on the farm where I grew up. I was taking my nephew for a walk by the pond when he spotted what he called "herring tracks." I chuckled at the idea that there would be fish tracks and he defensively responded that "grampa told me there are great blue herrings at the pond."
I have not read the SAVE Act, but I did read somewhere that it specifically states that a Real ID is not sufficient proof of citizenship. Apparently, non-citizens can get a Real ID if they are lawfully present in the U.S. So Tom Emmer is wrong that all you have to do is show a drivers license with a Real ID star. Also, some of us have not bothered to get a Real ID because at our age and health, we don't plan to fly anywhere or leave the country. Also, I will never fly again because I hate it and my last experience was a huge clusterfuck.
To travel on Spirit Airlines, you must meditate until you reach a state of perfect indifference to space, time, and matter. Once you no longer care where you are going, or when you will get there, or whether your possessions will be with you, then you are worthy to be transported by the Spirit.
Liz, the list of safe destinations is whiplashing so I’m where I want to be and won’t budge for a few years at least. It’s easier to read about the horror stories of sleeping in airports.
Haiku apropos. Barking up the W Bush. "It's a terrible waste to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind at all. . ." He said this to the United Negro College Fund, whose slogan was/is "A mind is a terrible thing to waste." Holy stupid mangling, Batman!
I will name my toilet the Donald J Trump original crapper every time I poop there and not in my pants. We can sell branded toilet paper and have Cornholio as a sponsor. Who’s with me?
Can someone tell me if someday, when the Cheeto In Chief is finally in the ground at one of his golf courses, all of this renaming bullshit can be undone?
I’m so pissed off at what was done to AOC saying um a few times while they completely ignore that orange lunatic’s ravings!
*waves at the MAGA dipshit who somehow ended up my newsletter list and sends me an all-caps email every single day telling me what a MORON I am.*
you're adorable, bro. don't ever change.
Aww, that's how you know you're journalism'ing right
YAY, JEFF! YOU'VE HIT THE BIG TIME!!!
All caps? Is it from "John Barron?"
🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
Ha!😂
I had 2 MAGA trolls on my piece about AOC's talk on Sunday, and I banished them both forever. So, you are high on the tolerance scale. Calling her the C word is beyond my acceptance level. Calling me the C word also gets you the boot, or anything in that realm. So much for free moronic speech.
https://lindaweide.substack.com/p/aoc-had-a-berlin-audience-eating?r=f0qfn
Good for you!!!
Thanks Beth!
I wish we could normalize using the C-word but just for Trump. Because he really is c—-y, isn’t he? And, to the Name-Caller-in-Chief, it rhymes with his name!
Not to worry. Here in Australia it is normalised so I can use it on your behalf - Trump is a cunt, and not in a good way. 🇦🇺
Not sure why Cunt is so denigrated…We have a governor in my state of NH named Kelly Ayotte and my pet name for her is Kelly the Kunt. Makes my friends cringe every time I say or write it. Surprise! She’s a republican (that I did NOT vote for) and has “no idea that ICE is planning people warehouse in Merrimack, NH” come on, who are you kidding cunt?
I know Ayotte had been a Senator and was bounced by Maggie Hassan. I was dismayed to see NH had elected her governor. Why, NH?
You should have seen the amount of cash the republicans put into her campaign. And she made it sound like she would follow Chris Sununu’s type of governing. (Not even close btw) They fell for it hook, line and sinker! Damn fools…
I was quite fond of it until somebody made it bad.
How about Kelly the hound dog.
It WAS normal until somebody fucked it up.
I don't. In fact, I remember early on, explaining to my non-native English speaking husband the nuanced difference in meaning about him as a man if he used the C word vs the B word. Both are not acceptable, but the C word is a bridge too far.
Calling it the "C word" makes us fill in the blank. Boo-word.
And I’m somehow on MAGAt candidates text lists. Who the fuck sold my name?
Joan, I used to get messages from MTG until she resigned. That is because I wrote her an email once chiding her on her actions. Her office clearly saw me as an ally after that. I no longer get anything now that she has retired. I understood why I got them so I just deleted them. I hope you can block them. Sorry this has happened to you. At least you know what they are saying without having to go on X or Truth Social.
Chuckling. It’s happened before and I was on the Reagan Library donation list and GOP phone solicitation list. Never have I contacted directly any in the GOP. And yes, for texts, I’m not yet deleting to see if more can be learned. Thank you, Linda
That is true.
Take that as a YUGE compliment.
🤣😂😹 ... perfect reply, Stephanie. Love it and thank you!
BIGLY, even!!
Jeff, can we talk about Randy Fine? You know. Florida Rep. Randy Fine — this turd-munching ass-waffle currently occupying a congressional seat — posted on X: "If they force us to choose, the choice between dogs and Muslims is not a difficult one." That's a direct quote. That's a sitting U.S. Representative. Randy Fine is a fucking racist piece of shit, full stop, and every silence from Mike Johnson's chamber makes him complicit in the same disease.
https://thistleandmoss.com/p/the-daily-exhale-randy-fine-is-a-fuckwad-maga-is-dying-trump-will-die-soon
It used to be people this stupid were pariahs in their own party. Now they're heroes to the GOP.
It all started with so-called "Reality tv", they rewarded people for being low-life idiots. Then it became the entire trumpublican party, who vie to get their Marmalade Messiahs attention by trying to out-stupid one another.
They say they are heroes to the GOP but they are really the herpes of the GOP.
They're again swiveling from completely demonizing immigrants to again demonizing Muslims to whip up the base. It doesn't help that this administration is sending the naval fleet to be near Iran. Are they really trying to attack the middle east again? Stupid.
I called both of my Senators and my Representative this morning to tell them to get Congress to stop the felon from declaring war on Iran.
I also told them that imho, the threatened attack on Iran is a distraction from the Epstein files, and ask them to demand the full release without redacting any men’s names.
Ah, but Trumpy also, in a little noticed throwaway sentence a few days ago, indicated that regime change in Iran is on his mind. He really is immensely ignorant of history and everything else. That region has chewed up almost as many efforts to control the area militarily as has Afghanistan. It's a stupid, senseless waste of money and men and what does it gain for us? Enmity of the Middle East, more national debt and more disabled veterans that Trump so despises. With the cast of clowns and incompetents that Trump has running the show, it's going to be a disaster.
Getting involved in "regime change" in the Middle East in a much smaller and far less prepared and equipped country (Iraq) did not work out for deeply experienced government operatives (Cheney, Rummy, Wolfie etc) very focused on the mission. How on earth could anyone think this would be anything less than a disaster for Trump?
You are assuming thought is going into it.
yes, Trump needs more distraction from the Trump/Epstein files and he is willing to go with something that will cause even more bleeding of support from the base of the Republican party. And Republicans are still afraid of him and apparently the Trump/Epstein files.
Why don't they take him shopping for furnishings or take him to sit inside of a big ass firetruck? WAR is an incredible FAIL in this regard. Nobody tell them. We want a blue wave mid-terms election this year. We also want TFG to die before the middle of his final term (through his own choices and their effects on his health, naturally).
No coincidence.
To be fair, Mike "Sgt. Schultz" Johnson has seen nothing and knows nothing.
Makes you wonder how he spends his days. Maybe his White Christian Nationalist prayers take up all his down time.
I suspect it is his covenant eyes porn watching app, they use it to share their favorite ones.
Getting happy endings at The Geisha House while scrolling his stock market feed.
When can we please round up all of these, umm, "people" and put them in their own section of the country? They have no business polluting the gene pool they are so concerned about.
But seriously, why would we do that to any one part of the country? I sure don't want 'em anywhere near where I live!
Of course not. They get their own, um, fenced off area. Big fences. Walls, maybe....
Only if it's in the middle of a swamp or a desert.
I say we give them west Texas.
I wonder what would happen if Christie Noem had to choose between dogs and Muslims. Neither are safe around her.
Help the goat out.
The choice is not a difficult one? I imagine it would be for Islamophobic dog haters like Kristi Noem and Donald Trump…
I get morons on the semi-regular responding to my Fuck Trump notes. Happy to respond in kind then delete those folks when I get bored. They don’t usually come back.
If you block them, they’ll never come back.
While true (and some I have) I often wait to see if they do.
It's fun to do that.... sometimes. HAHA!
omg! it can be so much fun to watch the twist in the wind!
Rock the block.
I got into one of these recently with one of these mental deficient MAGAT; 'He's a convicted rapist and felon'
'No he's not'
'Check the court records,he definitely is'
'No he's not'
'Yes he is'
'No he's not'
'Yes he is'
You get the gist,I decided to see how long they'd go, about 10 minutes and I lost interest,but yeah,like bratty little children.
Same here, but in my case, the first response I gave was to ask him if he was a pedophile or a pedophile supporter. He kept dodging and weaving and babbling about libtards, and I kept saying “You still haven’t answered the question”. And he finally blocked me. I consider that a badge of honor!
Indeed, I've found 'you sound like a pedo yourself' to be most effective also.
Just go full middle school: "It takes one to know one."
LOL!!
👍🏼
Reminds me of the Monty Python sketch, Argument Clinic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpQlyUjp3vM
Perfect.
You're just disagreeing.
No I'm not.
😂😂😂
I don't remember that one! Excellent! "No, it isn't." "Yes, it is." "No, it isn't."
That was awesome...👏👏👏👏
That is a textbook exercise in futility
Like a slob commenting from his moldy basement.
No, he definitely is NOT a "convicted rapist." He was found LIABLE for sexual assault in a CIVIL trial.
He is most definitely a convicted felon.
Adjudicated.
Yes, he was held liable in a civil trial which has a lower burden of proof than a criminal trial. He was NOT convict of rape. The judge compared what he was found liable for to rape, but due to NY law there could not be a finding of that.
Aww. Ain’t he cute.
I’m grateful for Trump branded merch. Easier to see who I want to avoid, or trigger, depending on my mood.
What’s up with MAGA and their all caps? They don’t have another gear.
have you met them in person? they are obnoxious & loud. & all caps = shouting
I live in San Diego,wearing the red hats around here is hazardous...just saying.
*sigh* I miss California.
I try to avoid it unless absolutely necessary.
Ages ago my son was an online administrator for Huffington Post (nearly drove him insane) and somehow discovered that a large percentage of ALL CAPPERS were handicapped in some way. Invariably, mentally.
HandiCAPPERS.
They seem to think the "louder" they yell, the righter (?) they are!!!
The empty barrel makes the most noise.
This is why this nice Clippy will always be in my heart:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D8B2oJ5UwAEkE-p.jpg
Snowflakes are gonna snowflake.
YOU ARE BRILLIANT AND SO FUNNY! I LOVE THAT YOU TRIGGER THE MAGAts ALL DAY EVERY DAY. I AM SENDING THE BEST LOVE, YOUR WORK KEEPS ME SANE!
😂😂😂😂
Hold Everything. Can we pause on "spontaneous orgasm?"
There was an antidepressant called Survector in the 80s that was known to cause spontaneous orgasm ("antidepressant", shit howdy! LOL) They banned it pretty quickly, citing high potential for abuse and convinced virtually every other country to do the same. You can't have ppl feeling TOO good, you know.
Still waiting for the semi-mythical drug Dontbeanasshole, to treat cult stooges
Certainly can't have women knowing what an orgasm feels like. They might expect their husbands to pony up.
MAGA alpha-wannabe bros would use Survector to spike the drinks of women, since they don't know how to get the women off themselves
Pretty sure they don't care if we do or we don't.
One more reason I could never be MAGA
Steve Got Skillz!
Touché’
Ben Shapiro would definitely be interested in some of that Survector stuff.
He'd be grossed out by the feminine bodily fluid, since he's never seen it before.
thanks for the laugh....
Now that's funny.
While always appreciating your delightful and hilarious words of wisdom, I’ll be thinking of you and what you are going through for a long time. It will never be far from my thoughts. 🩷
WTF and its not Saturday evem. This sick Ugly AmeriKan's "branding patent" sure is giving away the candy store for personal aggrandizement and financial interest. Oh, how MAGA howled and whined about Hunter Biden's eensy 3 mill take and the Biden crime family as they jerked off to his ginarmousness in the Capitol bathrooms hoping a trans women would be forced to watch just for the glee of humiliation. My own MAGA brother foamed at me, "....that Biden committed the worst crime ever in America for letting 20 million people in the country......" I stared at him in disbelief that he was so misinformed, but he was so angry there was no penetrating the emotional barrier to reason. On top of it, he is married to a Bolivian immigrant (now an American citizen) who has a very thick spanish accent. Both she and their two children could be stopped by racial profiling--his answer was that they could be raped by a criminal immigrant. I noted statistics to no avail. The deeply conditioned racist fear of "colored" people and attendent poverty and the loss of aristocratic privileges and status of southern whites is still the principle palpable motivator for all this backward stupidity.
Let's hope he's a paid subscriber.
Takes one to know one, eh? Keep doing what you do and wear message as a badge of honor!
Not only did Stephen crumple up the CBS statement, he put it in a doggy poop-bag before throwing it away.
is that what it was? having never had a dog (we're a cat household) I was wondering where Colbert got that tiny little black bag
Dog people recognized his methodology immediately. Place hand inside the poop bag, grab the poop, pull it completely inside the bag, tie off the ends and look for a trash can to thoughtfully dispose. If you're eco-friendly you use biodegradable bags and get extra points. 🦮
And if you don't like to have it dangling from your hand, you have a gizmo like I do so the leash can carry it to be properly disposed.🐕😺 (Love them both♥️)
Now I know what to get my son for his birthday - Thanks!
And thanks to Stephen Colbert for being a national treasure
I do wish people would stop leaving bags of dog poop in the woods and hiking trails. 🤬
Trump people
Or have a cat and skip all that shit. Literally.
And what, have them sit by the litter box and wait until you clean it for them because they'll only use a clean litter box? 🙀
Jeff my husband got dog poop bags with dumps face on it for Christmas...Too dang funny...
My friend gave me Toilet paper with his face on it…ewww…I can’t even look at it it’s hidden in a cabinet. But I DO use my tRump head toilet bowl brush - makes me laugh every time I clean the toilet. Recommend highly!!
Perfect. He could leave them next to MAGA mailboxes!
Nice, although I can't look at that face without getting upset!
Of course you’re a cat household 😻😻😻
Speaking on felines, I found the PURRFECT Facebook page today!!! Dedicated entirely to fucking with Couchfucker McGee 💟💟💟
https://www.facebook.com/share/r/17Ffvx8Hu9/?mibextid=wwXIfr
I use doggy poop bags to dispose of my cat poop and clumps, but I had a dog for many years, so I had them lying around.
It should have been the orange garbage bags that have his face drawn on them!
Recognised it immediately. 🇦🇺
The only thing better would have been if he'd used a poop bag with Trump's picture on it. That's what I use!
If it didn’t make him money, I’d LOVE a DJT crap bag.
It starts out with tRump’s mugshot on the outside, and after reversing the bag to envelop the poop, Donny’s fat ass in those repulsive tennis shorts is shown, ready to be dropped in the trashcan
Here you go! https://ebay.us/m/SQCpAZ
I’d prefer the bag didn’t leak but if it did leak from the mouth, it would be absolutely authentic
Those are beautiful
😆
I gave my brother a roll of those bags as his Christmas gift.
my sincere hope is that he uses them proudly!
Trump picture on the inside of the bag...
😂👍🏼
The best part was when he said he couldn't show a picture of Jasmine Crockett so he was forced to show one of Trump and Jeff Epstein instead. That was epic.
EPIC
That was the piece of Reese‘s pieces😆
And delivered it on fire.
Very funny!!!
That was priceless seeing the dog poop bag🤣🤣🤣
I noticed the poop bag move. How clever. He’s done at CBS anyway. What does he care about! Love me some Colbert!
With that unfortunate name on the airport, how can a spectacular air disaster be far behind.
Imagine being so pathetically desperate for accolades as to campaign to public facilities named after yourself, trademark your name in expectation and then somehow the event provides a momentary dopamine boost. But there really can’t be a lot of airports named after yourself, so what can a failing dictator to for the next transitory ego boost? Maybe attack a middle eastern country?
I can’t wait until they’re all changed back. Starting with the Gulf of Mexico.
Sadly, the existence of the East Wing is not so easily changed back. So much destruction, foolishness and grifting in a single year. My blood boils constantly!
Has that really been changed? I’ve not once seen it’s trump name used
It’s changed on Google Maps and it makes me sick.
Google Maps? Who takes that seriously? Show me a printed atlas that has Gulf of America in it. With any luck, Google Maps will get you to grandma’s house without diverting you into a ravine.
I refuse to call it anything but the Gulf of Mexico and my city is on it. The same city our wretched gov grew up in deatsantis I call him and we have a health guy that mimics Bobby brainworms. Measles are her now.
accolades are the latte of the $$$$$$$ ... always needing a reminder of their 'VALUE'
today's sign ...
STOCK MARKET
NUMBERS SERVE
ONE PURPOSE
INSULT THE POOR!
Trump fire hydrants, dogs know what to do.
Oooooh! Makes me want to hire some art students to paint the SF fire hydrants!
How about Trump outhouses?
If his name is trademarked, wouldn't that ban changing airport names to his because of the additional cost to the public?
It should be banned until he is dead.
Why wait - even if it is imminent?
I received a text a moment ago that I sure hope is truth: Jabba is in a pickle because Iran threatened to release videos of Jabba in compromising situations with Epstein and children if he bombs them. Israel threatening the opposite if he doesn’t bomb Iran.
No idea if it’s real, but comes from a source that usually checks things out.
Sounds fun.
I hope that’s true too.
Richard, I agree. They were using the Party of Newspeak in Orwell's 1984 principal of "Ignorance is Strength" to name that place.
I wrote this piece today on how the fascists use language like in Orwell's 1984, and we should make sure to be wary of it.
https://lindaweide.substack.com/p/the-language-of-the-fascist-regime?r=f0qfn
Linda, thanks. This is such a clear mirror for us. The regime has found a strong foothold. The cult will wallow in their worship of an evil maestro. The rest of us need to make sure we turn the tides before it is too late.
I agree Deb. I am reading Saul Alinsky's "Rules for Radicals." Here is a link to a free copy online.
https://commonslibrary.org/rules-for-radicals-by-saul-alinsky/
He is someone whose playbook inspired people like Jesse Jackson, which is what made me think of him.
Just finished reading it Linda. Very well written.
Thanks SPW.
I read it Linda. Yep. I see this happening.
As Duffy continues with his ineptitude, yep
That fucking moron is spending a fortune on “wear seatbelts” radio commercials… so you don’t incur head injuries like the most fucked up cabinet in the history of this country.
Reality TV contestant not up to the job. What a shocker, eh?
I'm hoping that since this airport has that name, he can no longer blackmail Schumer into renaming Dulles in order to release funds for NY.
Wouldn't count on it. His greed and egocentric need for recognition are insatiable.
Ginny, I am hoping he can no longer blackmail Schumer because he has stepped aside and someone more gutsy takes this on. Saul Alinsky, the father of activism says in the first of his 13 rules, in "Rules for Radicals" he says,
1 “Power is not only what you have but what the enemy thinks you have.”
Unfortunately, this is something others can exercise better than Schumer.
Here are the rest of the rules.
2“Never go outside the expertise of your people.”
3“Whenever possible go outside the expertise of the enemy.”
4“Make the enemy live up to its own book of rules.”
5“Ridicule is man’s most potent weapon. There is no defense. It is almost impossible to counterattack ridicule. Also it infuriates the opposition, who then react to your advantage.”
6“A good tactic is one your people enjoy.”
7“A tactic that drags on too long becomes a drag.”
8“ Keep the pressure on.”
9 “The threat is usually more terrifying than the thing itself. “
10 “The major premise for tactics is the development of operations that will maintain a constant pressure upon the opposition.”
11 “If you push a negative hard and deep enough it will break through into its counterside; this is based on the principle that every positive has its negative.”
12 “The price of a successful attack is a constructive alternative.”
13 “Pick the target, freeze it, personalize it, and polarize it.”
You might be right. Per the internet (I know) it is extremely unlikely that two airports have the same name, as it is confusing. However, it does happen — there is Portland International Airport and Portland International Jetport.
Apparently he stumbled around the Middle East with these licensing deals for these golf/roach motels, something like 'Sign here,you pay us 80% in perpetuatuaty,and we give you...nothing', and then Eric (the face of ED)would swoop in and finalize everything...just grifting in plain sight.
The Dulles name is as bad as trump’s. Keep Dulles and trump names for toxic dump sites!
Totally agree Cheryl! Dulles was just another shit weasel like trumpy trump and who was probably in on the JFK assassination —another member of the Big Dick Club—just gotta love those guys.
He was on the Warren Commission
New Jersey should rename the defunct airfield where the Nazi airship Hindenburg exploded.
Oh, the lack of humanity
It’s PBIA, Palm Beach International Airport forever.
And it sits on Southern Boulevard , not djt blvd
We are pissed! Palm Beach County is a reliably Blue island in a sea of Red, and it’s the RepubliCONS in the state legislature who did this. But the county commission approved the renaming of Southern Blvd from the airport to Mierda al Lardo.
I thought things were renamed to honor Dead people, not to kiss the Ass of a living Slug! But I hope all these renamers are prescient and Fat Boy drops soon.
I don’t see any jd Couchfucker International airports on any horizon, ever.
The only possible benefit to this that I can see.
I certainly don't call National by any other name but National.
Not going to use the name of the guy who broke the air traffic controller's union.
The same guy who introduced “trickle down economics.”…..still waiting on the trickle down benefits.
I just moved 3 weeks ago away from FL, where I lived 15 min from PBI. I will never fly into that airport if it is renamed. I doubt I will ever set foot in that state again either way, even though I have friends I would visit. I am so glad to be free from all the magat morons there. In 3 weeks so far I haven't seen a single proud boy/oath keeper/3%, FJB or confederate gun flag even though I'm in a rural 50/50 split county. No one has attempted to hit me or cut me off in rage as was a pretty much daily occurrence down there.
A couple days ago, near my new home in VA, some guy purposely hit 14 vehicles on 95. I knew before I even read it that it was a guy from FL in a pickup.
Glad you escaped!
Not sure where you lived in Palm Beach County. I’ve been here 55 years and never experienced any of that. A few loons hanging giant trump flags off I95 overpasses and on their trucks and boats but nobody cutting me off or road rage incidents.
Is your car plastered with Im with Kamela stickers or something?
Wow, how fortunate that you haven't experienced that. I lived in unincorporated WPB, out near Jog and Okeechobee. But most of what I spoke about there happened on the turnpike or 95.
USUALLY, things are named after dead people. because it's supposed to be an honor, not an ass kiss to a tyrant. and NOT an opportunity for a grifter to copyright and make money from it either! I wonder the legality of that as far as copyright goes. not everything can be copyrighted.
And the local might have to pay for all costs resulting from the changes!!! Plus licensing fees. I can't imagine that the oligarchs of Palm Beach will be happy about that!
Yeah, they'll probably raise the sales tax, or raise the license and registration fees.
I'm imagine the smell of that terminal is pretty distressing.
And lucky me I live in Florida but on the west coast. Thank god he did rename Tamp International Airport!
1. Someone should get the internet domain “President Donald J. Trump International Airport” and fill it with every dumbfuck thing he’s said and done.
2. Colbert has no fucks left to give.
Never fuck with a lame duck TV comedian
I will thoroughly enjoy his "last" three months on the air. Can't wait to see what he says!!!
I would contribute financially to whomever follows up on your suggestion, Kay-El.
PresidentDonaldJTrumpInternationalAirport.com is taken. Oh well, that would have been fun.
I wonder is Toby Morton bought it. He’s a writer for South Park and has been roasting the regime by purchasing domains 🤣🤣
The domain is registered through GoDaddy but the owner is private. It was registered on 2/16/2026
Hmmmm
Krusti Gnome is threatening FB users who badmouth ICE... we're really having fun with it actually.
At least we haven’t killed anybody.
Try .org or .co
Both are available as is .inc and a host of others. So is presidentdonaldjtrumpinternationalairport.wtf
Damn. Didn’t move fast enough
I wonder if Toby Morton has done that yet.
I'm going to call it Shitgibbon Field.😂😂
LOL!!
I thought about that too. I hope so! His websites are just fantastic
Brilliant idea Kay-El!
Steve Colbert is a hero. While I prefer Crockett, I prefer to have both her and Talarico.
I want a two-fer. They'd be the perfect good cop - bad cop. He's such a NICE young man, he can even sweet-talk the religious fundies. And she's a goddamn junkyard dog.
Why CAN'T we have co-senatorial seats? A minor Constitutional false herring, I believe.
"Bad Law!"
-Judge Roy Bean
Excellent idea, George. It’s really a shame that we are going to lose one of them.
Just like we lost Katie Porter, the whiteboard lady, in the California race against Adam Schiff.
She is a bad ass, too.
Ole, agree. Love Katie Porter!
The herrings are real, the reds are but a distraction.
Agreed.
Yeah, I wish she would have run for re-election in the House so she can continue to be Mike Johnson's worst nightmare. Then, we could get a dynamic duo of Talarico and Crockett on both sides of Congress! Then she could go for Cruz's seat and get rid of that useless entity. I am moving to TX this year and would love Crockett and Talarico as my Senators!
Melinda, Texas certainly needs your vote.
Four Seasons Total Landscaping, the gift that keeps on giving.
I can’t believe the GRIFT coming from a president…well…yes…I can with this jerk! Your comparison to the yellow stars is spot on for fuck’s sake…what the hell are these nazi lovers thinking…(don’t answer…I know). National embarrassment -exactly! Love that Colbert is sticking it to him. Have a nice day everyone……..❤️
I got my Real ID last November, and I checked just now! It's a white star in a black circle. I'm in Ohio.
Now I'm going deep in the past, and there's just so much crap: remember when a paper, I think it was the New York Post, placed Hillary Clinton's face on a yellow 6-pointed star? When people called out that dog whistle, the explanation was that she was in cahoots with the National Sheriffs Association. *sigh*
In Tennessee it’s yellow, I could not live here if I wasn’t in blue Nashville.
I remember that! So it can't be too deep in the past.
It was from '16. That feels like a lifetime ago to me!
California' real ID has a white star on a yellow bear. I had to go check!
I follow Marc Elias, they've been trying this kind of fuckery at least since 2020,if you're dealing with a Republican town clerk, your ID is not going to work...any ID... anytime...ever. I believe at the University of Texas,they weren't accepting University of Texas IDs with an out-of-state address listed, usually the parents address.
Bruce how about where they are now living, the snakes will crawl out of that too I suppose. This will be another first but maybe it could be the worlds most rigged election but still lost!
The dumbfuckery is astounding.
Here we have no star at all. Just a small flag icon.
Mine is a white star on a gold background... that seems a little on the nose, too, considering the redness of my state.
It's a battle of wits with the unarmed.
100% Tess
As far as the herring....there was a pond on the farm where I grew up. I was taking my nephew for a walk by the pond when he spotted what he called "herring tracks." I chuckled at the idea that there would be fish tracks and he defensively responded that "grampa told me there are great blue herrings at the pond."
grampas serve great purpose ...
mine reminded me 'never pass on a chance to pee!' ... 'never trust a fart!'
WORDS of WISDOM!
My grandpa’s saying was
If you’re looking for sympathy, it’s between shit and syphilis in the dictionary.
My father's favorite saying was, "You can't shit a shitter".
His other was, "Show me a fortune and I'll show you a crime".
Ask the snipes, they'll swear to it.
I misread what Jeff wrote as "the grift shop" in the airport.
Someone needs to make this mockumentary.
But of course!
because that's what it really will be.
Coming soon.
I have not read the SAVE Act, but I did read somewhere that it specifically states that a Real ID is not sufficient proof of citizenship. Apparently, non-citizens can get a Real ID if they are lawfully present in the U.S. So Tom Emmer is wrong that all you have to do is show a drivers license with a Real ID star. Also, some of us have not bothered to get a Real ID because at our age and health, we don't plan to fly anywhere or leave the country. Also, I will never fly again because I hate it and my last experience was a huge clusterfuck.
the problem is married names. if the name on your birth certificate & your real id don't match, they have you jumping thru hoops.
the married white women who vote for Republicans aren't going to be happy. especially the older ones.
Yet another reason I'm glad I never got married!! :)
Well, that's the one thing I have going for me - I've never been married.
Ditto! I hope Spirit Airlines dies a very painful death.
To travel on Spirit Airlines, you must meditate until you reach a state of perfect indifference to space, time, and matter. Once you no longer care where you are going, or when you will get there, or whether your possessions will be with you, then you are worthy to be transported by the Spirit.
If you don't mind
It don't matter.
Liz, the list of safe destinations is whiplashing so I’m where I want to be and won’t budge for a few years at least. It’s easier to read about the horror stories of sleeping in airports.
Real ID will get you across the Canadian or Mexican border in a land vehicle or on foot.
CBS thinks they did something goody
And it gives Douchebag Drumpf a big woody
"Oh! Colbert is a meanie!
He's such a big wienie!"
They'll begin to do worse, just watch, but now would he?
Oh yes, he sure would, guaranteed
This used to be land of the free
But now we're descending
To a hell that's not ending
Let's fight and resist, you and me!
Please subscribe to my Substack!
Good one! Here's a limerick for ya.
It's not a good look
That Emmer mistook
A common cliche’
And what the law doth say
But red herrings are now off the hook
"False Herring", haha
He's barking up the wrong bush
Perhaps he's inbread
😉 🤭
Haiku apropos. Barking up the W Bush. "It's a terrible waste to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind at all. . ." He said this to the United Negro College Fund, whose slogan was/is "A mind is a terrible thing to waste." Holy stupid mangling, Batman!
That was Dan Quayle, actually.
Yes.
Mr Tomatoe Head
Well, don’t I have egg on my face! I know one that was definitely W: “Fool me once, shame on …you? Fool me twice, uh. . .”
"You can't get fooled again!"
😂😂😂
"How true that is."
I tried to say the same thing, but fumble fingers got in the way… long live red herrings
Wow! Several levels of hidden meaning. Nice!
👏👏👏👏👏👏
👏👏👏👏👏👏
The phrase ‘trump’s intellectual property’ is doing some heavy lifting.
😂😂😂👏👏👏
No kidding!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The True Herring fallacy
I thought of the True Scotsman fallacy, too, but couldn't think of a way to make a joke about it
Nitpick: it's the "NO true Scotsman fallacy".
Ok, class dismissed. 🤓
I learn something every day. 😄
"Alternate Herring"? "Herringtards"? "HINO (Herring in Name Only)"? "Second Herring Theory"?
I'll see myself out.
Red Herring in Name Only (RHINO).
🏆
But can you cut down a tree with it?
And a hedge, about this tall.
Tom “Effer”, why not a pickled flag??
Now that True Herring is The Word, what’s gonna happen with all the leftover red herrings? just asking for a friend
I should not be surprised at every unprecedented, nakedly corrupt grift that this fucker comes up with, but yet I am.
He has no ‘enough’ gene
I will name my toilet the Donald J Trump original crapper every time I poop there and not in my pants. We can sell branded toilet paper and have Cornholio as a sponsor. Who’s with me?
🤣🤣🤣
I have a Cornholio authentic T-shirt it used to talk too. My nephews gave it to me.
😂😂😂😂😂
Can someone tell me if someday, when the Cheeto In Chief is finally in the ground at one of his golf courses, all of this renaming bullshit can be undone?
I’m so pissed off at what was done to AOC saying um a few times while they completely ignore that orange lunatic’s ravings!
Sending love, Jeff. ❤️🩹
yes. DoD is still legally DoD. ditto the Kennedy Center. because Congress has to pass a bill to change them