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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

yes, it's a very silly post, but fuck it. I was in the mood to be silly

Susan Niemann's avatar

Well, done. I think we ALL need silly right now.

Paula Dean's avatar

Amen. I was ready to quit reading my Substacks after reading only two: Heather Cox Richardson and Robert Reich's. I was feeling a creeping despair had finally decided to flood and I was drowning.

I still feel like that, but this post let me come up for air.

NOW I'm leaving! Going off with the fairies 🧚‍♀️ 🤪

Sue Pemberton's avatar

Can we come with you?

DJ Headthrob's avatar

I enjoy both Heather and Robert but sometimes BREVITY ("the soul of wit") is the better option.

HI2thDoc's avatar

As long as THEY'RE not coming to take YOU away

Frank's avatar

This posting was an excellent read! No need to apologize.

myhoopbabies's avatar

I'm only at the end of the best description ever written about Trump and I've got tears rolling down my face. So good, Jeff.

Jane's avatar

Excellent description!!!

Tess's avatar

Longest opening description yet…NICE!

CL Tee's avatar

More descriptors will write themselves in the next 2.5 years.

Ginny Hall's avatar

And I'm hoping that one of them will be "finally-dead"

Lin Talbot-Koehl's avatar

And MUCH sooner than 2.5 yrs from now. TOMORROW would be a nice way to start the wkend....🤔

Since 20 Jan '25, I've been predicting that, ONE WAY OR ANOTHER, #Bumblefuck wouldn't last 18 MONTHS in the WH. That takes us to JULY. Between the reports of his bad health - mental *&* physical - w/ him "disappearing" for several days at a time; his MAGAt base turning against him; his OWN GOVERNMENTAL SUPPORTERS beginning to turn against him; serious blowback re: Epstein; the GROWING disapproval, from EVERY ANGLE, of the bullshit involving Iran; & etc....I STILL believe I'm RIGHT ON TRACK.

All that's left is for MORE members of Congress to finally PUSH HIS ASS OFF THE LEDGE.

Denise Donaldson's avatar

And let's hope that description comes posthaste.

Miselle's avatar

If not taking your challenge, it would have at least been nice if someone in the back of the press in the Oval Office said "Is he ASLEEP?!?!" I mean, they wouldn't have to YELL IT, but could be just loud enough........😁

George in Atlanta's avatar

Better yet: "he IS just asleep, isn't he?!?", with an alarmed glance at the stand-by medical team just off-camera.

Miselle's avatar

OMG GEORGE!!

Sorry to yell, but that is BRILLIANT!!

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼‼️

George in Atlanta's avatar

<gruff Elvis voice> than-cue, thancueverymuch...

Miselle's avatar

🤣

BTW, George, just letting you know that "BRILLIANT" is my highest award.

(and I am an Elvis fan, as well)

HI2thDoc's avatar

Might be hard to tell. Feeling for the carotid pulse on that vagina neck and the fact that flatulence can occur after death

Denise Donaldson's avatar

OUTSTANDING, George!!

AuntTeeFa's avatar

Wut? No apologies Jeff!

This is Pulitzer level reporting.

👏👏

Keep up the good work

If I ruled the board, you would be handed that prize on a silver platter because something about the color gold now just makes me wanna 🤮

If he’s not the one running his mouth, he’s bored. Not sure, but I don’t think you added RUDE to his resume of superlatives

Cindy Watter's avatar

Well, it made me laugh. And I like the extended DJT is not Jesus motif.

rlritt's avatar

If we dont laugh, we cry.

Cheri Collins's avatar

I needed silly today, so thank you!

Miselle's avatar

Yeah, because it's FRIDAY. And while the Mango spends a couple mil of our tax dollars to go golf this weekend, "we the people" get to chew our nails wondering what travesty will happen late tonight.

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

Actually he'll be speaking at the White House Correspondents dinner tomorrow night and reportedly has brought in comedians to punch up his remarks. That's not unusual, but his attending at all is. It will be the first time he's ever been AS president. (The last time he went the poor dear had to suffer when Obama made jokes at his expense.)

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

The real journalists should boycott the dinner and leave the traitors of the news media (Ellison, Weiss, all of Fox News) to enjoy their rancid heartburn.

Robert Eckert's avatar

Or a real journalist could take the opportunity to shout "What the fuck is wrong with you?"

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

It's a networking opportunity. It's part of the job. The real question is how they react to Trump. If he starts bashing the press they should loudly boo and/or walk out, making it clear that it's NOT acceptable.

Maui Wahine's avatar

Omg how drunk will the attendees have to get to sit through this? Shame on them for attending at all.

Katherine P Duncan's avatar

'Twas not a very silly post; sometimes people need things laid out as simply as possible. And if it's funny, even better. Jesus did occasionally show flashes of righteous anger, but it was only towards Establishment figures and those in Power who were crushing the poor. People like Trump.

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

To keep with the Python theme, it represents the Slightly Silly Party.

Barbara B's avatar

All the worst characteristics of a toddler and a seventh grader!

No! Not you,Jeff—Prez Fustercluck!!

Carl Babcock's avatar

Silliness is often needed in times of turmoil and uncertainty, never apologize for it.

Ransom Rideout's avatar

On the mark. No problemo dude. Take the rest of the day off, tomorrow even.

You deserve it.

Jack Carter's avatar

You really fucking nail it ! Bull's eye! Well done. Thank you

SethTriggs's avatar

We take the joy however we can get it. And I enjoyed it.

Bob Kent's avatar

You Need to include the audio for the Life of Brian clips. "He's just a naughty boy" is hilarious 😂

Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

today in Shit That Happened While I Was Busy Writing This Shit—

"Jeanine Pirro drops criminal probe of Jerome Powell"

https://www.cnn.com/2026/04/24/business/doj-criminal-probe-of-powell

wow, it looks like US Attorney Tipsy McBoxwine can NOT indict a ham sandwich

Kay-El's avatar

She’s had to dismiss 11 felony cases over the last month. What a fucking loser

David Skoglund's avatar

This whole MAGA thing is crumbling.

Kay-El's avatar

Like a stale cracker

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

They ARE stale crackers.

Kathy's avatar

While they loot our government.

Paula Dean's avatar

Thank you, God!

barb's avatar

Loser indeed. What else would you expect from a former fox news lackey.

Susan Niemann's avatar

Good... she needs to go back to the bar and STFU.

HI2thDoc's avatar

An oldie from Two Whole Fucking Months Ago But It Seems Years:

Hey Pirro, oh, Pirro

Tries hard to be a MAGA hero

Your wild machinations

Are laughable conflations

Your legal acumen is zero

HI2thDoc's avatar

She needs to be disbarred so she can hang out in bars

Denise Donaldson's avatar

And if she got thrown out of one, would she be disbarred again?

HI2thDoc's avatar

Disbarred and datbarred

Punkette's avatar

Hee hee! 😝

Jane's avatar

😂😂😂

Joyce's avatar

It's really quite difficult to do a criminal probe on someone who is 100% (even without a 600% decrease) not a criminal. Unlike a certain sleepy idiot snoozing at the not-the-real Resolute Desk: with that one, one has to admit, so many crimes, so little time before he finally kicks off.

AuntTeeFa's avatar

Well, except his criminal activity as a member of the Carlyle group. Like the Christmas society in One Battle after Another only worse.

SethTriggs's avatar

Busted condoms are better at their job than Judge Boxwine is.

Cathy Rady's avatar

as is a limp dick . . . which undoubtedly contributes to the Donald's irritability . . .

and Melania's smirk

ELEANOR CURRY's avatar

It was part of the deal to confirm Kevin Warsh to succeed Powell. Now he is all but in.

Punkette's avatar

Aha! Sen. Thom Tillis was blocking the nomination of Dump bootlicker Kevin Warsh unless the DOJ dropped its case against Powell. Reported yesterday on BigGo Finance:

President Donald Trump's nomination of Kevin Warsh to lead the Federal Reserve is stalled in the Senate Banking Committee due to opposition from Republican Senator Thom Tillis. Tillis is demanding the Justice Department end its investigation into current Fed Chair Jerome Powell, or he will block the nomination. Senate Majority Leader John Thune is exploring procedural maneuvers to bypass Tillis, but these paths are nearly impossible due to Senate rules. During his confirmation hearing, Warsh pledged to maintain independent monetary policy, but questions remain about his plan to divest significant personal assets and his overall independence. The standoff highlights deepening tensions between the White House and the Fed, and markets are closely watching whether Trump will halt the probe to break the impasse.

https://finance.biggo.com/news/BtEyup0B-x-dxYpbFXUi

Lois Henry's avatar

Tillis can’t expunge his voting record no matter what he does on the way out the door.

Punkette's avatar

True that. Wasn’t it Tillis’s last-second “aye” vote that got us Whiskey Pete? Up to that point, Tillis had made a big show of wavering and we all had our fingers crossed the nomination would fail. Not so, as Tillis caved. The final vote was 50-50 and Shady was trotted in to break the tie.

George in Atlanta's avatar

What the HELL is wrong with Tillis?!? Why does he hate 'murrica now, at this late stage?

George in Atlanta's avatar

Correct. It's all I have left, I am a dried-up shell of my former self.

rlritt's avatar

Drunks usually lose interest and never follow through on the shit they say when they're drunk.

devourerofpancakes's avatar

I thought she lost her top lawyer on the case because there was no case.

Evelyn Freitas's avatar

Think she’ll still have a job at the end of the day? It IS Friday….

Robert Eckert's avatar

As I've said before, if you want a jury to indict a ham sandwich, you have to give them an actual ham sandwich, not just a bunch of baloney.

Lucius's avatar

Not for lack of trying, though.

Susan Niemann's avatar

"Let me finish, wise guy"

The supreme leader is a supreme asshole. I just cant take it.

When will he fall asleep forever?

The Monty Python references are FANTASTIC. 🤣🤣

Dave Drell's avatar

He thinks he’s a mafioso DON.

What he really is a phony, ignorant, and the biggest bullshitter of all time, respected by no one, and hated by all. So, Mr. Wise Guy …

GO FUCK OFF

myhoopbabies's avatar

Every day he says something that compels me to shout, "can you imagine ANY other president speaking that way!". Why the fuck is he still sitting in that chair? (I love "when will he fall asleep forever". All sane Americans wake up, cross their fingers, and check their phones for news of his passing.)

Lynn Van Haren's avatar

OMG, me too! Sometimes, I’m out walking, listening to a podcast & start shouting in response to something stupid/criminal Demented Donny has said! People turn to look 😂

Denise Donaldson's avatar

Have been doing those things since the 2016 election...

devourerofpancakes's avatar

Uh oh, he's insulting the men now. Maybe they will finally care about how Trump treats the press.

Fastball Fredo's avatar

Jeff, that photo of Donald asleep in the Oval Office…just how long will it take for MAGAs to accept the fact that Donald should be residing at Laughing Pines, where fine young men in white starched uniforms are able to put grandpa to bed and not allow the use of his phone..Best to All Fellow Travelers…hang on it’s going to get much worse soon.

Tess's avatar

which leads me to the song: “They’re Coming to Take Me Away Ha-Ha”…………someone out there wanna try it? lol

Susan Niemann's avatar

OMG! That song used to give me nightmares! 😂😂😂

Paula Dean's avatar

I bought the 45, and the A side was hilarious...but the B side was the song played backwards, and that was terrifying 😳

I loved the line about calling the ASPA to pick her(the ex who the lyrics were aimed at) up, "you mangey mutt", "woof woof".

HI2thDoc's avatar

During the evangelically caused Satanic panic, backwards masking was another of their imaginary crusades. I remember in Bloom County the kids tried playing a rock song backwards and the lyrics said to go to school and say your prayers 😂😂😂

George in Atlanta's avatar

Flashback. We need some deep Opus musings on our current state of affairs. Either on the toilet or aboard the Starship Wheelchair, gazing into the sunset.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Come back Cutter John with your grin

A nation wonders where you've been

We need you now so badly

We will ride with you so gladly

On your Star Trek wheelchair once again

David Skoglund's avatar

It was about his dog.

Kay-El's avatar

My first thought too

myhoopbabies's avatar

I couldn't stop looking at their faces. To me, it looks like pure disgust, but he has set them all up to pocket as much of our money as they can so they just hush up, or they insert the stupidest math equation ever. Using Bobby Brainstorm's math, they should be paying us for prescriptions, right? I'm no genius, but I know a 600% discount when I see one!

Joyce's avatar

There is some small satisfaction in knowing that Donnie Demento is loathed by everyone around him: he is nothing more than a means to an end for all of these corrupt grifters. Demento has, as he closes in on a very feeble 80 years on the planet, achieved the condition of having absolutely no one who even musters a small degree of "like" for him--and that includes those related to him by genetics.

Sue Pemberton's avatar

And absolutely hated by a good percentage of the entire world!

AuntTeeFa's avatar

His base is far too ignorant to ever figure that out

Polly Sears's avatar

Absolutely perfect. I woke up feeling like throwing in the towel! Sometimes it feels like too much.

Then, I read your post, Jeff, and, know that I must stay involved, as long as I am alive.

Thank you for the wake up ,Jeff.

BTW, YOUR FIRST PARAGRAPH IS EPIC!!

rlritt's avatar

There is an article in The Hill that demands that someone examine Trump for dementia. Last line is great.

"If you had a grandparent behaving like Trump does, on a practical level,...........you would be very concerned about trusting him with a car, much less the Fifth Fleet."

Mingo's avatar
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True story. For years I was in charge of the night shift respiratory therapy department in a small community hospital in So Cal. The next town over was a wealthy "retirement" community. One night the police brought an elderly woman in for a "medical exam". Apparently she was driving her Buick or Cadillac using the tires on her car to feel for the curb. She had those metal curb feelers attached to her car to gauge where the curb was while driving. And she had fun, fun, fun til the cops took her keys away.

rlritt's avatar

I believe it!

My father in law drove with macular degeneration. He could see the sides of his eyes so he turned his head when drove. Yikes. He's 80 and shouldn't be driving much less working.

HI2thDoc's avatar
3hEdited

If this happens, watch him market the Hormuz Strait Jacket with matching diaper. In gold lame to match them sneakers and watches.

Wendymae's avatar

"I opened the Strait and all I got was this crappy diaper."

HI2thDoc's avatar

His cult stooges would buy 'em

Jane's avatar

😂😂😂

Kim Nesvig's avatar

This is the same guy who to this day refers derisively to “sleepy Joe Biden”.

PrismaRose's avatar

He did fall asleep, but I think that specific photo had been doctored so that his head was tipping over. I think it may be a still from a doctored video where his head falls all the way to his desk. https://tribune.com.pk/story/2604542/fact-check-video-of-donald-trump-snoozing-hitting-his-head-during-white-house-meeting-is-doctored

devourerofpancakes's avatar

Thanks, I don't like it when people fill the internet with fakes.

Jennifer's avatar

I heard this idea recently and I fully agree with it. Trump is an arsonist. We know that. We've always known that. And so his enablers are the ones we need, as you say Jeff, to stand up as say "what the fuck is wrong with you?" But no, they're just standing around with fire hoses and wondering why an inferno rages unchecked.

So when a journalist asks a question and he attacks, it's the DUTY of every other journalist to stand up for that person (usually a woman, usually a woman of color, but no matter who) and say "That is uncalled for, rude, and unbefitting the POTUS." To keep saying nothing is bullshit.

Nightmaher's avatar

I agree also. Trump is unfit for the Presidency!

Vivian Fletcher's avatar

I agree, Jennifer!!

Sue Pemberton's avatar

Someone has to have a spine somewhere!

Jennifer's avatar

Any day now...

barb's avatar

I totally agree and also think that whenever he belittles a journalist, mostly women, another reporter in the room should immediately ask the same question, then another until the question is answered.

Chris Ortolano's avatar

Just think - JUST THINK - Of ink that would have been spilled in every news paper and magazine across the country if President Biden had done that.

I truly hate this time line.

Joyce's avatar

Remember the utter meltdown when Obama's teenagers simply rolled their teenaged eyes at the stupid turkey-pardoning ritual? Imagine if Obama had rolled his eyes at the stupid-turkey pardoning ritual: the howls for the 25th would've drowned out a hurricane.

Chris Ortolano's avatar

Yup. And I remember the tan suit meltdown by the media.

Paula Dean's avatar

Seriously!!! Beam me the fuk outta here!

Joe Witkowski's avatar

Every time I teach my community college algebra students how to calculate percentages, I remind them that they are now overqualified to be the POTUSA. Now I can also tell them they are overqualified to be Cabinet members. Or useless scribblers in the White House Press (rotten) Core…

HI2thDoc's avatar

I'ma still waiting for my refund from the pharmaceutical companies after he lowered drug prices by 1200%. Or am I mistaken?

Joe Witkowski's avatar

You are correct ✅ 💯

HI2thDoc's avatar

I knew it! Now where's my money?!

Joe Witkowski's avatar

It’s part of an outline of a concept for a refund plan. Bundled with tariff refunds 🤡

HI2thDoc's avatar

So I have to wait. . .two weeks?

BigDaddy52's avatar

I'm telling ya. It's time for some good old testament smiting.

SethTriggs's avatar

Second coming of the apocalypse if anything!

Miasma, Pestilence, Calamity and Destitution...the Republican Way!

HI2thDoc's avatar

Inebriation and adultery

Joe Witkowski's avatar

In that picture of the big, beautiful nod-off, Nutlick is thinking about humping one of his pant legs

Sheila Riley-Callahan's avatar

The entire post is outstanding but the first paragraph was out of this world.

Nice job Jeff Tiedrich!!!!!!!

Jan Moon's avatar

'A true Light of the World would put down the lamb, pick up a calculator, crunch the numbers and go ‘huh, I guess you’re right.’ This sent me to spew-your-coffee land. A great post, Jeff.

Frosty McGillicuddy's avatar

Drumpf ain't the Messiah at all

Though his testes are so goddamn small

They're as tiny as peas-is

And when that douche sneezes

"I'm Jesus, I think, fuckitall!"

You ain't Jesus, moronic old cretin

The thing that you need is a beatin'

We all loathe and despise

From your toes to your eyes

You'll be bitchslapped in prison... your greetin'!

HI2thDoc's avatar

Third posting for this, but it relates to your poem, Frosty.

Hey you evangelical fanatics

How do you ignore his moral acrobatics

He never attends church

He will leave you in the lurch

Your blind brains need some informatics

Frosty McGillicuddy's avatar

Wow! You are quite talented!

HI2thDoc's avatar

Nuh, mostly pissed off and worried.

Tonya Browning's avatar

Wait a minute…. 25,000 people is LESS THAN a million. Did I read & hear that right? Trump’s new math doesn’t make any sense… just like everything he says & does!!

Paula Dean's avatar

You caught that too? Maybe he was referring to the inaccuracies made by the press?

Dr_Brit's avatar

There's a mess in 'ere alright, but no messiah...now piss off! ☝️

Mike Hammer's avatar

Doubling down on dumbfuckery needs to be added to lie, deny, deflect.

s.Michael Morgan's avatar

Unfortunately, Troy Nehls is my Congressman. In my opinion, he sucks Dear Leader’s ass so much that his tongue is orange. He’s not running for reelection this November, but his brother is running to take his place. What can go wrong?

Dave Drell's avatar

Ugh—- get the hell out of Texas!