Preznit Fuckwit golfs while oil hits a hundred dollars a barrel

don’t disturb Donny while he’s enjoying his ‘executive time'

remember ‘executive time’?

that was a euphemism John Kelly invented back in 2018, to obfuscate the fact that Dear Leader — the laziest pantloads to ever crap a diaper in the Oval Bordello — would spend his mornings fucking off, watching himself on Fox News and playing with his phone, generally not showing up for work until well after noon.

Kelly got the bright idea to stick ‘executive time’ onto the official daily schedule, and pretend that Donny was busy presidenting up a storm — and the worthless scribblers of the corporate-controlled press were all too happy to play right along with the charade.

well, guess what — executive time is baaaack, baby!

after being conspicuously absent for the first fourteen months of the Mad King’s second reign, it showed up on the official daily schedule a few days ago. there it is, on Donny’s schedule for yesterday.

and, oh look — Preznit Fuckwit spent that ‘executive time’ golfing.

the entire world is coming apart at the seams right now — all because of Donny’s unnecessary, unprovoked and illegal war on Iran — and the oblivious fuck is cheating at golf, as if he hadn’t a care in the world.

the fact is, Donny doesn’t have a care in the world — he lives in a reality-free bubble, pampered, with all of his needs taken care of. none of this shit affects him one iota. he’s shielded from the consequences of his own fuckery — consequences the rest of us are forced to endure every goddamned day.

this befuddled old shit-kazoo is too tone-deaf, and too demented, to realize — or even care — how callous golfing during a crisis makes him look. bad optics? fuck optics. optics are for losers.

oh look — Donny’s golfing while wearing the same stupid cap he wore on Saturday, at the transfer of fallen service members in Dover.

what the fuck is Donny doing here? is he smelling his own overfull diaper?

speaking of that disrespectful campaign hat, Fox News got caught playing fast and loose with the truth. while every other news outlet was airing Donny’s disgraceful display, Fox was showing archival footage of a cap-free Dear Leader.

after getting called out by the entire world for their ass-clownery, Fox was embarrassed into putting out a statement in which they tried to pretend it was all just harmless mistake, no harm, no foul.

yeah, right.

“before we move on, we want to acknowledge a mistake made earlier on our program. during our coverage of yesterday’s dignified transfer, we inadvertently aired video from an older dignified transfer, instead of the ceremony that took place yesterday. we deeply regret the error, and extend our respect and condolences to the service members’ families.”

oh please, do fuck straight off. there was no error, and everyone knows it. what Fox ‘deeply regrets’ is getting caught.

I love that Fox’s mea culpa was delivered with all the sincerity of a teenager forced to apologize for leaving a flaming bag of dog shit on their neighbor’s porch.

hey, that could be Fox’s new slogan: ‘we leave a flaming bag of dog shit on your porch. you decide.’

I’m totally loving it. you can have that for free, Fox News.

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oh look, the worst fucking people in the world have a new talking point: Dear Leader didn’t start this war with Iran. no, Iran started it, a milliontyskillion years ago.

“Iran has been an imminent threat to the United States for 47 years. The president was right to act.”

words, why do they even bother have meanings? let’s set aside the ludicrous notion that something can be an ‘imminent’ threat for nearly half a century. it can’t. that’s not what ‘imminent’ means.

let’s just note that this fairy tale about how ‘we’ve always been at war with Iran’ is fucking Orwellian. it’s straight out of 1984.

nonetheless, Republicans were all over the Sunday shows, repeating this bullshit story.

Face the Nation host Margaret Brennan: “so when the Qataris say you could see one-hundred and fifty dollar barrels of oil, is that something America could stomach? President Trump wouldn’t say ‘I’m done with this war, ’cause I can’t stand the political pressure, and the American people saying ‘I don’t like what I’m paying at the pump?’”

Energy Secretary Chris Wright: “no, the president’s going to continue to stay focused on ending a 47-year conflict.”

oh dear lord. I see that we’re going to have to have ourselves a little history lesson right now, because there’s a fuck-ton of pig-ignorance and deliberate gaslighting going on.

the truth is, it’s America who has been fucking with Iran for a lot longer than 47 years. here’s a super-condensed version of how that shit went down.

for a while there, in the late 1940s and early 1950s, Iran was a peaceful, western-style democracy, complete with free and fair elections. in 1951, their democratically-elected leader was Prime Minister Mohammad Mossadegh.

everything was hunky-dory until 1953. that’s when shit truly went sideways, after Mossadegh broke the eleventh commandment — Thou Shalt Not Fuck With Big Oil — by nationalizing Iran’s oil industry. our CIA and Britain’s MI6 got themselves worked into a Big Mad over this, and engineered a coup that overthrew Mossadegh and turned Iran back into a monarchy, restoring Reza Pahlavi as the Shah.

the thing about the Shah of Iran is that he was a repressive piece of shit who was hated by his people, and his fuckery led to the Iranian Revolution of 1979 — and that’s how Iran went from being a repressive monarchy to being a repressive theocracy. meet the new boss, yadda yadda.

that’s why we’re in this mess right now — because we couldn’t leave well enough alone 73 years ago.

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oh, by the way, here’s a very fun and very true fact about that CIA-engineered coup. the CIA homey who cooked up the plans for that coup was — I shit you not — Kermit Roosevelt Jr., the grandson of Teddy Roosevelt.

so there you have it: once upon a time, actual humans named Kermit roamed the Earth.

but I digress.

now, America is well on its way to becoming its own fucked-up monarchy, ruled over by a repressive Mad King who has a message for all his subjects: stop whining about the price of gas.

“Short term oil prices, which will drop rapidly when the destruction of the Iran nuclear threat is over, is a very small price to pay for U.S.A., and World, Safety and Peace. ONLY FOOLS WOULD THINK DIFFERENTLY!President DJT”

oh gee — a soft, pampered billionaire who has all his needs provided for him, and has never pumped his own gas in his life, thinks unaffordable gas is just a ‘small price to pay,’ and We the People are FOOLS if we think differently.

Donny, please fuck straight off with this tone-deaf bullshit.

Dear Leader is talking out of his ass. skyrocketing oil prices are not a ‘short-term’ problem, and they’re not going to ‘drop rapidly’ any time soon — not when the countries of the Middle East are currently hard at work destroying each other’s energy infrastructure.

that shit is going to take years to rebuild, even if the bombings stopped today.

the price of crude is now at over a hundred dollars a barrel.

the last time oil was over a hundred was back in 2022, the day Putin rolled tanks into Ukraine. pretty weird how war always spikes the price of oil, isn’t it? it’s almost as if anyone with half a brain could have seen this coming.

don’t you wish Donny had half a brain — or even a quarter of a brain, instead of that rancid goo that leaks out of his ears?

oh, and thanks to Donny’s self-inflicted recklessness, his beloved Dow is now well under 50,000.

does this mean we can now go back to talking about the Dead Pedo Bestie Files?

release the full, unedited Epstein Files, you fucking fucks.

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