someone emailed me and pointed out that I only used 'fuck' twice in yesterday's post, and they wanted to make sure I was ok. I hope today's post makes up for it
You're good Jeff! Meanwhile, JD Vance, likely our next president before 2028, and his guest Stephen Miller did a full song and dance on the "Charlie Kirk" podcast about how nazi they plan to be now and when Jizzy Divan is in charge. The VP of the USA and the Deputy Chief of the White House Staff took a few hours out of their busy schedules to talk about seizing power and money from left wing NGOs and other organizations, and from people who donate anything to the Democratic Party for (checks notes) speaking their opinions about Kirk or anything else they find repellent about the right wing. And they want Pammy Jo Bond Villain to find a crime *after the fact* for which any outspoken left wing activist or citizen can be thrown in jail. One of them was very smug, the other one was practically rabid. I'm sure you can guess which was which.
The fascism is already here, folks. Goodbye First Amendment, unless the six mad ghouls on the SCOTUS want to throw a spanner in their....goodbye First Amendment!!
It’s disgusting. If they really believed what he claimed about free speech, they wouldn’t be on this holy crusade against anyone who so much as quoted his worst statements. But we already know they are rank hypocrites.
Jeff, you could have written another column’s worth on Kash-and-Karry Patel’s performance yesterday. Today, he’ll be in a House committee hearing. Can’t wait to see what an ass he makes of himself.
Well I hope he took elocution lessons or whatever cause that whiny, high pitched voice of his makes one lousy impression. He sounds like an early adolescent that just got busted trying to fuck the vacuum cleaner.
Just keep the Epstein Files in England story coming. That is a great one. I am glad that not just far right Tommy Robinson is out there, with his idiot following, but people with common sense too.
What the fuckety fuck Jeff, fleecing us fuckers, out of our daily fucking fuckery is just plain fucking fucked up! This may be the biggest fucking literary fuck up masquerading as a news piece of fucked up insanity over your fellow fuckers ever! So fucking much of the fucking unseen fucks for my 5 fucking bucks!
I hope to god they were bussing Scots down the motorway to fill out the loving crowds. They have the secret sauce for insulting Donny with artful invective that will peel paint.
I just love the fact that they are giving him a pony ride around the grounds of Windsor and a nice, warm dinner. He is not allowed to leave the premises. Go ahead, look around the grounds Mrs. Robinson. Oh, and Camilla has a headache right now.
If you don't want to puke in your shoes do not read the WP story about the "red carpet treatment" he's getting. The people in charge or whatever the hell it is are sooo grateful that he speaks well of the Queen and all that stuff. Never mind the tariff shit. Windsor Castle will never be the same. I hope they're well stocked up on Pampers.
P.S. I stopped my subscription to the WP but they still email me shit. I don't seem to be able to get rid of them.
I saw a pic of him and King Charles (the real one not that dipshit Kirk) in a very Cinderella looking horse drawn carriage. Didn’t know where it was from. Jesus!!
they want to give their advertisers a false subscriber count so they just ignore cancelations so they can keep claiming and bragging about their reader audience numbers.
And the former Queen up in heaven said to the angels and to God: “0h my lord, don’t tell me it’s the moron in chief visiting from the US again. Quick hide all the Crown Jewels.”
I wish we could post memes here because I have a doozie. When Queen Elizabeth II met with Obama, she wore the Devonshire Diamond tiara which represents the Tree of Knowledge. When she met with T💩p she wore the Burmese Ruby tiara which guards against evil and illness.
Whoa Stephanie!! These are the same people that voted for Brexit! Granted, it was a Russian disinformation op. And America, God bless us, allowed Russia to hoodwink us into voting for D TWICE!!
Randy Andy has probably been locked up in the castle dungeons for the duration to avoid running into tRUMP & Melania and having a 3 way reunion or 2 way sans Donnie🤢
John Yoo seems to draw the line at killing. the torture memos made it clear that it (in his mind) 'wasn't torture' as long as it didn't result in organ failure or death
Protecting the Queen's safety is a task that is gladly accepted by Police Squad. No matter how silly the idea of having a queen might be to us, as Americans, we must be gracious and considerate hosts. Seriously the king shouldn't have had him over in the first place.
Trump IS the President of the US; as horrible and disgusting as it is. And Andy has not been indicted for anything, and has not been accused of anything in the US
I totally agree that the fucking invite should have been withdrawn. After all, Voldemort is a convicted felon of fraud and sexual assault. At least our friends certainly rolled out the welcome wagon for both of them. Welcome, you fucking fuckers!
Jeff, reporting from Kirk memorial AZ… Today we have the president of the AZ Legislature proposing renaming a freeway in Phoenix after Charlie… “we all have a role to play in carrying on Charlie’s legacy”. I don’t have any fucking role in preserving this murdered man’s legacy🤮 Golf with MAGAS? No political discourse, however I was exposed for about an hour to RW hate radio.. woo boy…Kirk talk 24-7 and how they are so upset, incensed that anyone would criticize their god prince… Sunday we have a big Klan rally at the nfl stadium here… a memorial for CK with Donald and that free speech advocate Just Dance Vance🤮🤡🤮🤡🤮🤡 Best to All
Yesterday, on MSNBC, Katy Tur had a crowd on to discuss how horrible it was that there were college students who had witnessed Kirk's murder and had to go to classes today 'after that trauma'; there was much tearful speculation about Kirk's kids growing up to see the video of their father's murder online; according to the group, it was just unbearable to think about the widow, the kids, and all those attending the event having to try to "process" and "go on" after the terror and horror of the shooting. I actually watched the whole segment, because I couldn't believe what I was hearing.....
Too bad there wasn't a call-in, because I would love to have asked how those high school kids in Colorado are doing--or maybe we all don't care about them, because they were just part of the growing population of shooting victims and survivors who are the acceptable price to pay for that 2nd Amendment Charlie Kirk loved so very, very much. Those victims and witnesses and families are sacrifices Kirk was more than happy to make.
The best observation I’ve seen yet about anyone viewing the bloody horror of Charlie Kirk’s death comes from Jan6 hero and former Capitol Police officer Harry Dunn:
“That violent, gross video we saw of Charlie Kirk losing his life? That’s what’s happening inside of classrooms, inside of schools. The only difference is, it’s not recorded. It’s not on national TV.”
His widow monetized the whole thing and made a bundle. People will get tired of their rage and it will calm down eventually. The Release the Epstein Files people will continue their fight. It's only right.
Ah, the ritual rending of garments in public? It is very tiresome. People will get over it when the next shiny object turns up. Hopefully, the next shiny object will be the release of the Epstein files.
Ditto here, CAM. Liberals do not have to tolerate or self-indulge in scoldings and lectures about political violence. Most of the "left" are actually the New Centrists, while the right wing has drifted into fascism's crucible.
Should be a lot of trucker piss bottles on the Charlie Kirk Memorial Highway. Actually it should be a new American sport to launch a full piss bottle out the window at 70 mph and get it to explode as it hits the Charlie Kirk Memorial Highway sign.
I could see it from the street at my apartment building. Spent many a nice afternoon hiking around the park. I remember the outrage about extending the parkway thru the park, but there really wasn't much choice with all the development. I also recall the hoopla over the cost of the "Squaw Peak Pots" art, when people protested by hoisting toilets up onto the parkway walls. Yeah...you can tell how long ago I lived out there. Yeesh.
I wondered about that hat. Seems like a slam on the Brits, but maybe I’ve misunderstood it. Maybe it’s a way of pretending she’s not with THAT person. What I wouldn’t give to see her in a sombrero.
So... DonOld is once again making a spectacle of himself in the UK. Wandering aimlessly, confused, walking IN FRONT OF THE KING like he's more important, I'm surprised he didn't shove Charles to the side. He's shuffling around like he owns the place. I am sure he was taking notes on that ceremonial shit too.
Thank you to all of the activists that have given him the welcome he deserves.
The Coalition of Reprehensible Flatworms is beginning to fray. John Yoo?!?! What Even The Royal Fuq On A Rose Bowl Parade Float???????????!!!!!!!!!!????????????
"...calls on Capitol Hill to curtail Trump’s military powers...". Yeah, as if. The only congresspersons who would suggest such a thing are Radical Trans Communist Nazis who hate America. Bondi will investigate them immediately. I mean, shit, if the American President, the Most Powerful Individual On The Planet can't summarily murder civilian foreign nationals on a whim, what's it all for anyway?
👏 👏 👏 You outdid yourself today, Jeff! I know you had a ton of material to work with, but even so…. And the part about the Windsor gift shop selling trump/epstein tchotchkes - priceless! Gotta give it to the Brits. By the way, do you think King Charles is just trolling him? I thought they all hated the guy. Why is he even hosting the fat fucktard?
I hope tomorrow’s column includes why Kash Patel proved himself, once again, to be so eminently qualified to be in charge of the FBI….not…
I really can't imagine why he was invited back after the last disaster. It's just too stupid. An earlier post suggested that they are trying to get a deal for Andrew when the files are released. That sort of makes sense.
Great observation, that special brand of arrogant assholeness is rather unique, that level of entitlement with zero effort to have any intelligence or grace.
Once again the Brits show that they are saner than us, what with not worshipping and actually having antipathy for a terrible liar who is in all likelihood a sexual predator cohort of Epstein
Well the Trey Reed thing hit hard Uncle Jeff. With all the extermination and attack on trans, on minority, on progressive, and everything else, a senseless loss of probably a good kid just is down right fucking painful. And in a way that illicits so much fucked up emotion because it is just like a lynching. And the local police just dismiss it as an unaliving event.
Trump loves the pageantry that goes with being President but doesn’t want to do the job of being President. This stupid ceremony and marching band is just ridiculous. What’s the purpose except to massage his ego. What a disgrace to our country ! ! !
All 4 of them look like they’re bored out of their fucking mind and are saying when is this going to be over. When he meets with Starner tomorrow he’ll go back to being the bully that he is and will embarrass the US again
In the US we are led by morons and criminals. How much better it would be to be Led by Donkeys! The scale, the wit, the courage of their anti trump protest is off the charts. Donkeys, you rule. The emperor Caligula is rumored to have brought a donkey to the Roman Senate. He may have had a point.
someone emailed me and pointed out that I only used 'fuck' twice in yesterday's post, and they wanted to make sure I was ok. I hope today's post makes up for it
No worries, Uncle Jeff. We all occasionally run out of fucks to give.
A fuckin men
I suspect the sinister hand of Ms. Spouse at work when I see inappropriate restraint from you. I appreciate this Proof Of Life.
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You're good Jeff! Meanwhile, JD Vance, likely our next president before 2028, and his guest Stephen Miller did a full song and dance on the "Charlie Kirk" podcast about how nazi they plan to be now and when Jizzy Divan is in charge. The VP of the USA and the Deputy Chief of the White House Staff took a few hours out of their busy schedules to talk about seizing power and money from left wing NGOs and other organizations, and from people who donate anything to the Democratic Party for (checks notes) speaking their opinions about Kirk or anything else they find repellent about the right wing. And they want Pammy Jo Bond Villain to find a crime *after the fact* for which any outspoken left wing activist or citizen can be thrown in jail. One of them was very smug, the other one was practically rabid. I'm sure you can guess which was which.
The fascism is already here, folks. Goodbye First Amendment, unless the six mad ghouls on the SCOTUS want to throw a spanner in their....goodbye First Amendment!!
Oh, but Charlie was just like Mother Teresa and saved babies, puppies and kittens from burning buildings.
It's just so sickening, isn't it? They've turned this propagandist into the Martyr of the Church of MAGA.
It’s disgusting. If they really believed what he claimed about free speech, they wouldn’t be on this holy crusade against anyone who so much as quoted his worst statements. But we already know they are rank hypocrites.
Did he do any Christian circumcisions like Tim Tebow?
Jizzy Divan!! Fave of the entire week! :-D
Jizzy Divan!! OMG! The brilliance!!
LOL.
fuck yeah!
Jeff, you could have written another column’s worth on Kash-and-Karry Patel’s performance yesterday. Today, he’ll be in a House committee hearing. Can’t wait to see what an ass he makes of himself.
Ha! Ya I guess we did see that didn't we....did not disappoint...!!
Well I hope he took elocution lessons or whatever cause that whiny, high pitched voice of his makes one lousy impression. He sounds like an early adolescent that just got busted trying to fuck the vacuum cleaner.
Kash and Karry!! 🤣🤣
Just keep the Epstein Files in England story coming. That is a great one. I am glad that not just far right Tommy Robinson is out there, with his idiot following, but people with common sense too.
Linda's very refined. But me around the house? "Fuck this, fuck that, put the fucking dish in the sink or the fucking dishwasher. Et-fucking-cetera!!!
Well, you were a little depressed yesterday, as were we all. So glad to see you back in fine form.
This regime-istration has caused so much use of the word 'fuck' that it's losing its panache.
I had not fucking noticed.
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What the fuckety fuck Jeff, fleecing us fuckers, out of our daily fucking fuckery is just plain fucking fucked up! This may be the biggest fucking literary fuck up masquerading as a news piece of fucked up insanity over your fellow fuckers ever! So fucking much of the fucking unseen fucks for my 5 fucking bucks!
Hahahaaa. Fuck Yea it did. Lol. ;)
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MY GAWD, I fucking love the Brits! I know it’s been almost 250 years, but if we asked REALLY nicely, do you think they’d take us back?
I hope to god they were bussing Scots down the motorway to fill out the loving crowds. They have the secret sauce for insulting Donny with artful invective that will peel paint.
They really DO! So creative!
I just love the fact that they are giving him a pony ride around the grounds of Windsor and a nice, warm dinner. He is not allowed to leave the premises. Go ahead, look around the grounds Mrs. Robinson. Oh, and Camilla has a headache right now.
they're giving Donny a pony right? come on, that's cruelty to animals. or are you speaking metaphorically
Metaphorically. He is getting a procession around the grounds, not out in the wild because it would cause riots.
If you don't want to puke in your shoes do not read the WP story about the "red carpet treatment" he's getting. The people in charge or whatever the hell it is are sooo grateful that he speaks well of the Queen and all that stuff. Never mind the tariff shit. Windsor Castle will never be the same. I hope they're well stocked up on Pampers.
P.S. I stopped my subscription to the WP but they still email me shit. I don't seem to be able to get rid of them.
I have the same problem. My newsletters still arrive every day, but I can only read the headlines.
I saw a pic of him and King Charles (the real one not that dipshit Kirk) in a very Cinderella looking horse drawn carriage. Didn’t know where it was from. Jesus!!
they want to give their advertisers a false subscriber count so they just ignore cancelations so they can keep claiming and bragging about their reader audience numbers.
Well, that sucks
And it would be SUCH a shame if someone in the UK decided to end him. Such a shame...
But obviously, they're not walking, because orange head can't walk more than 20 feet....
He's into beastiality now too???
Probably. We will know for sure when the Epstein files are released.
Only to eat.
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And the former Queen up in heaven said to the angels and to God: “0h my lord, don’t tell me it’s the moron in chief visiting from the US again. Quick hide all the Crown Jewels.”
I wish we could post memes here because I have a doozie. When Queen Elizabeth II met with Obama, she wore the Devonshire Diamond tiara which represents the Tree of Knowledge. When she met with T💩p she wore the Burmese Ruby tiara which guards against evil and illness.
I remember! It was brilliant!
I very often wish I could post memes and GIFS here!
Me too! Jeff, any ideas?
What a delightful piece of information, Mary! I'm just tickled to know that.
Wonder if he wore his penguin suit.
You mean that awful ill fitting penguin suit. They don't look good around a fat belly. At all....
It fits him like he got it off the rack of the Husky Boys department at Sears.
🤣🤣🤣 love it, Mary!
He's too cheap to pay a tailor
🤣🤣🤣I forgot about that one. Thx for the memory
Know who else has a headache right now? Prince Andrew, maybe.
Oh, yes. And he is at Windsor
He's watching home movies of the kids.
Wow.
Good, t has a real friend there. They can talk over old time, when Epstein was still breathing.
🤣🤣🤣 Andy, where ya been?
Camilla doesn’t care. Do you? I don’t.
Should be a donkey ride...oh that's an insult to donkeys.
Epstein merch in the Windsor castle gift shop??🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Trump and Epstein video projected on the castle turret??? OMG!!!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
It doesn’t get any better than this! I’d love to hear his whiney comments as he sees that banner!!
The British sense of humor is brutal and deelishus!!!
Just heard they arrested four people for projecting that video on the castle. TOTALLY WORTH IT!
*only some of us, of course!
I love the Brits too. Their humor is the best. Laughed out loud this morning several times. Thank you!
I love the fact they weren’t told to take down the “photos”
Fuck tRUMP🤬
THEY honor freedom of expression!
Whoa Stephanie!! These are the same people that voted for Brexit! Granted, it was a Russian disinformation op. And America, God bless us, allowed Russia to hoodwink us into voting for D TWICE!!
It was never a fair and honest election. There was "fuckery", as Jeff would say.
100%! That reminds me that I haven't heard any update on the Rockland County, NY election fkery trial that started August 29th.
Yeah, yeah, I know. The grass isn’t always greener. But at this point I think it’s still the lesser of the two evils.
My grandfather was from England. Believe me, I've looked into it, but unfortunately no.
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There's an activist group called, Led By Donkeys? Where do I sign up? 😂😂
"President Diaperload"...I bet he's smelling up the castle about now. 🤣
I'd go to the UK just to buy that cup. PRICELESS! HA!
No doubt, there are cracks in dear leaders glass house. It can't crash soon enough. I read somewhere even 3 toes has had enough. Let's hope.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Led_By_Donkeys
Maybe Canada can import a division. We share a King, after all.
Thanks...I hope I get a T-shirt. 🤣🤣
Don't you think he is going to pop in to visit with Randy Prince Andy to talk over the good old days with their best buddy, Jeff Epstein?
I believe that Peter Mandelson has free time now for a visit over tea and crumpets.
Randy Andy has probably been locked up in the castle dungeons for the duration to avoid running into tRUMP & Melania and having a 3 way reunion or 2 way sans Donnie🤢
"Randy Prince Andy" 😂😂😂
Sporkfoot is off the Rez? Boy, that’s gotta hurt!
It will take years to fumigate that place. Brings back memories of Henry VIII.😂
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1. The word “unfair” coming from Trump’s anus has lost its meaning
2. Has John Yoohah mellowed? 😳
3. The pedo bestie slide show should be shown in theaters (as pre movie trailers) and/or streamed on cable networks
John Yoo seems to draw the line at killing. the torture memos made it clear that it (in his mind) 'wasn't torture' as long as it didn't result in organ failure or death
Either that or he spends time on fishing boats.
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That’s a very thin line.
Indeed Kay-EI!
Protecting the Queen's safety is a task that is gladly accepted by Police Squad. No matter how silly the idea of having a queen might be to us, as Americans, we must be gracious and considerate hosts. Seriously the king shouldn't have had him over in the first place.
So UK is all fgood with letting felons, rapists and seditionists in their country. Maybe it’s to make a deal for Andy.
Trump IS the President of the US; as horrible and disgusting as it is. And Andy has not been indicted for anything, and has not been accused of anything in the US
You headed somewhere with that or just making conversation?
What exactly are you doing here?
Camilla and Melania wanted to get together to chat about their "bad boys".
Camilla backed out with "sinusitis".
Perfect! She just couldn't bear the smell. All the pomanders in the world won't cover that stench up.
I totally agree that the fucking invite should have been withdrawn. After all, Voldemort is a convicted felon of fraud and sexual assault. At least our friends certainly rolled out the welcome wagon for both of them. Welcome, you fucking fuckers!
Jeff, reporting from Kirk memorial AZ… Today we have the president of the AZ Legislature proposing renaming a freeway in Phoenix after Charlie… “we all have a role to play in carrying on Charlie’s legacy”. I don’t have any fucking role in preserving this murdered man’s legacy🤮 Golf with MAGAS? No political discourse, however I was exposed for about an hour to RW hate radio.. woo boy…Kirk talk 24-7 and how they are so upset, incensed that anyone would criticize their god prince… Sunday we have a big Klan rally at the nfl stadium here… a memorial for CK with Donald and that free speech advocate Just Dance Vance🤮🤡🤮🤡🤮🤡 Best to All
Yesterday, on MSNBC, Katy Tur had a crowd on to discuss how horrible it was that there were college students who had witnessed Kirk's murder and had to go to classes today 'after that trauma'; there was much tearful speculation about Kirk's kids growing up to see the video of their father's murder online; according to the group, it was just unbearable to think about the widow, the kids, and all those attending the event having to try to "process" and "go on" after the terror and horror of the shooting. I actually watched the whole segment, because I couldn't believe what I was hearing.....
Too bad there wasn't a call-in, because I would love to have asked how those high school kids in Colorado are doing--or maybe we all don't care about them, because they were just part of the growing population of shooting victims and survivors who are the acceptable price to pay for that 2nd Amendment Charlie Kirk loved so very, very much. Those victims and witnesses and families are sacrifices Kirk was more than happy to make.
The best observation I’ve seen yet about anyone viewing the bloody horror of Charlie Kirk’s death comes from Jan6 hero and former Capitol Police officer Harry Dunn:
“That violent, gross video we saw of Charlie Kirk losing his life? That’s what’s happening inside of classrooms, inside of schools. The only difference is, it’s not recorded. It’s not on national TV.”
https://substack.com/@mznickyejesustn/note/c-156747491?r=3rccqg&utm_medium=ios&utm_source=notes-share-action
Thank you for saying the quiet part out loud. I’ve had the same thought, but decided to keep it to myself.
Harry Dunn is a truth-teller, and he is totally out of fucks to give.
His widow monetized the whole thing and made a bundle. People will get tired of their rage and it will calm down eventually. The Release the Epstein Files people will continue their fight. It's only right.
Here’s hoping that you’re right about the peeps getting tired. I can’t take much more of the rituals being played out nightly on the US channels.
Ah, the ritual rending of garments in public? It is very tiresome. People will get over it when the next shiny object turns up. Hopefully, the next shiny object will be the release of the Epstein files.
Yes, please, please, please!
Ditto here, CAM. Liberals do not have to tolerate or self-indulge in scoldings and lectures about political violence. Most of the "left" are actually the New Centrists, while the right wing has drifted into fascism's crucible.
The grift is eternal
Katy Tur is a simpleton....at best. Her hubby is very right wing.
She seems so snide. I can't watch her.
MSNBC got rid of the wrong Katy. They should have dumped Tur and kept Katie Phang!
Katy Tur, that figures.🤮😡
That reminds me of when the KKK adopted a highway. They were taken off the sign because everybody went there to empty their pails.
Should be a lot of trucker piss bottles on the Charlie Kirk Memorial Highway. Actually it should be a new American sport to launch a full piss bottle out the window at 70 mph and get it to explode as it hits the Charlie Kirk Memorial Highway sign.
Let me guess: the freeway renamers are the same ones that got their panties in a twist over the renaming of Squaw Peak. 🙄
I used to guide rafts on the Gallatin River. We would see it at the end of every trip. I was so glad when they renamed it.
I could see it from the street at my apartment building. Spent many a nice afternoon hiking around the park. I remember the outrage about extending the parkway thru the park, but there really wasn't much choice with all the development. I also recall the hoopla over the cost of the "Squaw Peak Pots" art, when people protested by hoisting toilets up onto the parkway walls. Yeah...you can tell how long ago I lived out there. Yeesh.
God, how awful.
The hell you say.......that's quite a load of bad news coming from one place!
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Melania wore her "you only pay me for bottom half of face" hat.
That's her Central American dictators side piece hat.
I downloaded the photo with "Moose and squirrel" caption.
I wondered about that hat. Seems like a slam on the Brits, but maybe I’ve misunderstood it. Maybe it’s a way of pretending she’s not with THAT person. What I wouldn’t give to see her in a sombrero.
Marian, your post deserves more likes in my book!
It's also her force field to prevent him from trying to kiss her because, as we know, when you're a celebrity, they let you do it.
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"You only paid me for bottom half."
That was the joke.
So... DonOld is once again making a spectacle of himself in the UK. Wandering aimlessly, confused, walking IN FRONT OF THE KING like he's more important, I'm surprised he didn't shove Charles to the side. He's shuffling around like he owns the place. I am sure he was taking notes on that ceremonial shit too.
Thank you to all of the activists that have given him the welcome he deserves.
All hail Preznit Cringey McFauxPas! 🤦♀️
Those fishermen paid with their lives so that Orange Foolius could orgasm!
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I'm scared, Uncle Jeff, hold me.
The Coalition of Reprehensible Flatworms is beginning to fray. John Yoo?!?! What Even The Royal Fuq On A Rose Bowl Parade Float???????????!!!!!!!!!!????????????
"...calls on Capitol Hill to curtail Trump’s military powers...". Yeah, as if. The only congresspersons who would suggest such a thing are Radical Trans Communist Nazis who hate America. Bondi will investigate them immediately. I mean, shit, if the American President, the Most Powerful Individual On The Planet can't summarily murder civilian foreign nationals on a whim, what's it all for anyway?
Points for "Royal Fuq on a Rose Bowl Parade Float."
It takes a foreign reporter to ask a question Americans in the White House press corps are too lazy, complicit, or afraid to ask.
👏 👏 👏 You outdid yourself today, Jeff! I know you had a ton of material to work with, but even so…. And the part about the Windsor gift shop selling trump/epstein tchotchkes - priceless! Gotta give it to the Brits. By the way, do you think King Charles is just trolling him? I thought they all hated the guy. Why is he even hosting the fat fucktard?
I hope tomorrow’s column includes why Kash Patel proved himself, once again, to be so eminently qualified to be in charge of the FBI….not…
I really can't imagine why he was invited back after the last disaster. It's just too stupid. An earlier post suggested that they are trying to get a deal for Andrew when the files are released. That sort of makes sense.
The king just wanted some weird entertainment. He doesn't get to be around white trash much.
Great observation, that special brand of arrogant assholeness is rather unique, that level of entitlement with zero effort to have any intelligence or grace.
Once again the Brits show that they are saner than us, what with not worshipping and actually having antipathy for a terrible liar who is in all likelihood a sexual predator cohort of Epstein
Sorry Uncle Jeff, I had to do two of them today.
I had to cut two articles today. I felt it was necessary.
1. Trey Reed -- https://thistleandmoss.com/p/the-trees-shadow-why-every-hanging (This one is hard....honestly).
2. The Politics of Mass Shooters -- https://thistleandmoss.com/p/the-politics-of-a-mass-shooter-they -- This is the world we live in now.
as always, Lkd/Restckd/Qted/Xposted.
the judges will allow two articles
Well the Trey Reed thing hit hard Uncle Jeff. With all the extermination and attack on trans, on minority, on progressive, and everything else, a senseless loss of probably a good kid just is down right fucking painful. And in a way that illicits so much fucked up emotion because it is just like a lynching. And the local police just dismiss it as an unaliving event.
It gets me SO FUCKING MAD.
Both of those are sad and disgusting…and well-written Wendy!!!
I agree...WTH!
Trump loves the pageantry that goes with being President but doesn’t want to do the job of being President. This stupid ceremony and marching band is just ridiculous. What’s the purpose except to massage his ego. What a disgrace to our country ! ! !
I just keep his sad birthday parade in mind. It never fails to make me smile. That squeeky tank? Chef's kiss.
All 4 of them look like they’re bored out of their fucking mind and are saying when is this going to be over. When he meets with Starner tomorrow he’ll go back to being the bully that he is and will embarrass the US again
Reminds me much of King Julien of the Madagascar movies I've watched with my grandkids.
Just like King Lear, he wants " All the name and addition of the king and none of the responsibility. "
In the US we are led by morons and criminals. How much better it would be to be Led by Donkeys! The scale, the wit, the courage of their anti trump protest is off the charts. Donkeys, you rule. The emperor Caligula is rumored to have brought a donkey to the Roman Senate. He may have had a point.
Caligula appointed horse as governor of a province.
HIS horse. (Oops!)
True. I was referring to gossip and making a point :)