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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

one of these days I'm going to have to pull a Heather Cox Richardson and do a post that's just a photo of the lake I live near, just to clear my head. it's getting harder and harder to find the humor in any of this shit

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

Ms. Spouse: "I just sent you a link to a story about a girl who was kidnapped by ICE at her college graduation and deported.'

me: 'I can't write about that'

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Stephanie Lajeskie's avatar

Selecting a topic these days is like Sophie’s Choice..

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Scylla or Charybdis

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T L Mills's avatar

🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

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Kay-El's avatar

That’s another awful tale in an unfortunate slew of them.

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Cheryl ODonnell's avatar

Seems to be an escalating ICE tactic - destroying the future of bright, talented young but to them deportable females.

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Lisa's avatar

These psychopathic ghouls have been completely programmed now to actually believe that these people are vermin and a toxin to our "culture" and therefore not human beings. It's only going to get more vile, more violent, and there's nothing we can do about it right now, which is the most despicable piece of this ongoing nightmare.

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Michael Johnson's avatar

Believe they are indeed ramping it up - maybe because they can feel the walls closing in...?

It's always been at breakneck speed, but it does feel like it's ramping up lately. Getting even worse. The Coppertone Caligula is dying, and repugs may lose the House, and possibly the Senate after the midterms - assuming we will have free & fair elections by then.

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Veronica Speedwell's avatar

I hate to be a downer but I am in disbelief at what our world has become. And it gets worse every day; yesterday's SCOTUS decision about Texas was another blow. Decency and democracy just can't seem to win at any level.

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Veronica, the silver lining on this is that it may very well and in all likelihood backfire as the redrawn districts assume the hispanic community will support Rs as they have in the past. Apparently they are sorely mistaken based on those in the district who know.

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Merrill's avatar

YES! The GOP morons in Texas can run, but they can't hide. Electoral Doom is coming their way.

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arne link's avatar

Lord, hear our prayer.

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Kay-El's avatar

🤞🏼

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Itsy Bitsy Spider's avatar

🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

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rlritt's avatar

They may still vote for Trump's party. They believe if they act really conservative, they wont get picked up by ICE, because they aren't the bad immigrants. Sadly ICE only goes by skin color not voting record.

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Victoria Wilson's avatar

Yes you are correct.The reason for this murder by Hogsbreath and company on the high seas is because these boats are piloted and manned by brown and black folks imho.

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Anne's avatar

they surely will know better by Nov 2026.

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arne link's avatar

Well, we've said that before. If you manipulate the voting machines and jerrymander like crazy your guy can win. We saw that in 2024.

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Pam Humphrey's avatar

I don’t know. I can’t even interpret what’s going on here, but I’m hoping. Texas does have a lot of stupid.

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Maui Wahine's avatar

And now itʻs an Arms Race since SCOTUS said partisan redistricting is A-ok. Virginia is going to redraw itʻs maps to make more Dem seats.

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Peggy Hendrickson's avatar

SCOTUS is dead. Until we hugely enlarge it, it is a true kangaroo court.

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Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

I'm wondering if Congress has the power to ban the so-called "shadow docket." Making descriptions this impactful in secret is offensive.

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Maui Wahine's avatar

Congress definitely has the power to enlarge the court. Make it the same as the number of ct of appeals districts (13).

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Dave Drell's avatar

🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘

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rlritt's avatar

Not when your supreme court judges are partisan hacks who took an oath to give their high commander anything he wants.

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Wendymae's avatar

Love your books though LOL

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Susan Niemann's avatar

I literally thank some god out there for your snark and wit. But it must be a bitch for you.

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Kay-El's avatar

Kegsbreath smashing his gonads works for me every time.

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DJS's avatar

I'm crossing my fingers we can retire that gif after Kegstand gets canned.

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Nancy Mason's avatar

retiring Kegstand is of utmost importance, but i think the gif should live on for eternity, perhaps to be incorporated into history books.

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Pam Humphrey's avatar

Me, too! America will still need laughs.

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Jodi Richard's avatar

Completely agree Nancy. Perhaps he can practice the move behind bars and we can all watch on live video!

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Cheryl ODonnell's avatar

I want Kegsbreath to accidentally kick a grenade into his nuts.

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arne link's avatar

He never goes near a danger zone. Too bad.

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Cheri Collins's avatar

Yes! But only after pulling the pin and counting to 10 (or whatever the countdown is).

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Cheryl ODonnell's avatar

Yes, live! Forgot that part. He would be showing off what a man he is.

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Pam Humphrey's avatar

That’d hurt .

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Caroline (PDX)'s avatar

😊

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Unity In Defiance's avatar

I feel you, for me writing is cathartic… but some of the stuff that is happening lately has just been beyond the fold.

Remember to keep yourself healthy with self care and meditation.

Each act of resistance we do — no matter how small — is important.

And making others laugh, like you do, is one of the most important acts of resistance against an authoritarian regime.

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Maui Wahine's avatar

I first read "self care and medication." That works too BTW.

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Unity In Defiance's avatar

Bahahaha yeah… that works too!!!

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Stephen Brady's avatar

Well, at least you and your faithful readers will not be on the mailing list for his atrocious card! We must be thankful for the small things for a while.

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Stephanie Lajeskie's avatar

Yeah I can imagine how hard it is to write about this every day, when you’re expected to be funny. On a day when you can’t find the humor, just throw in a few more “fucks” and the GIF of Pete Kegstand hitting himself in the nuts, and we’ll be happy. But if it will save your sanity, a picture of the lake is also nice!

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

Here's a good thought: Old Ugly Baby Donald will die, and 99.9% of us will still be here to have the party of our lives!

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Bonnie Council's avatar

"Some men improve the world only by leaving it." Oscar Wilde

Fingers crossed.

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Cheri Collins's avatar

🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼

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Lisa's avatar

I'm starting to get into my own head with the thought I may actually die first, and I'm 20 years younger than him......

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Michael Johnson's avatar

10 years younger, and hoping I live long enough to witness a great comeuppance - accountability for all the grift, incompetence and cruelty.

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Laura Breeden's avatar

I often worry about your mental health, because you have to wade through all the shit to come up with the stuff that keeps us, your faithful readers and subscribers, sane. Remember, put on your own oxygen mask first!’

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

And get some mouth to mouth from Ms Spouse.

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arne link's avatar

Dear Mr. Jeff, Thank You for trying. We know that it's difficult. Your efforts are appreciated.

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Ole Anderson's avatar

You probably need at least a two week rejuvenation rest at some tropical location.

Far from Venezuela.

We would all miss you but you need it and your sanity is more important than our daily fix of your timely and spot on satire.

As If any of this can actually be humorous.

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Kevin Rice's avatar

Thank god. I thought you were thinking about capitalization and not swearing nearly as often, and that shit won't stand.

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Bob's avatar

Sword of Trumpaclese.

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Eva Porter's avatar

Amen to that. I have trouble with Colbert and Kimmel and Stewart because they force me to listen to this moron.

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Frank Nuts's avatar

It is hard. But you left me with a smile. Thank you!

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SethTriggs's avatar

"secondly, what Donny just slapped his brand on is a pretty much empty building. "

Well that actually has good alignment with the state of his cranium, so this is one of the few properly aligned forced memes we're subjected to with the pricktator!

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Sharon Hudnall's avatar

I felt similar deep revulsion at the naming of Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport, previously just National Airport. This tribute to a schmuck actor with a greasy Brylcream pompadour who fired over 11,000 striking air traffic controllers from the Professional Air Traffic Controllers Organization (PATCO). So scabs were hired to replace seasoned professionals and this blow to the labor movement was celebrated by America's Mr. and Mrs. Cleaver as a "strong daddy" move.

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

President Alzheimers, fucked California

real good 🤬

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arne link's avatar

He hates Newsome. I'm neutral on Newsome but he is a true political animal and may be able to right the wrongs if he is elected. Also, he is camera ready.

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Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

He deserves credit for hiring his brilliant communications team and unleashing them.

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

There's no E on the end of Newsom.

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Michael Johnson's avatar

Love all that Newsome & his team are doing, the trolling, but having worked under Gavin for a period of time, am more than neutral, on the negative side. Two words refuse to leave my head: "French" & "Laundry." He would likely make a more than decent POTUS, but would prefer many before him.

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HI2thDoc's avatar

And they named one of our nuclear aircraft carriers after him. Some fucking rethuglican manipulations prolly did that. Triple the national debt, pour hundreds of billions of taxpayer dollars straight into the pockets of defense contractors, many of which were for a pipe dream idea of the "Star Wars" orbiting death ray platforms that were not achievable in the 80s and are still not achievable 40 years later, and you too can have a major ship named after you by your ass kissing stooges.

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Marie Drozdis's avatar

I will be willing to consider voting for someone who pledges to remove DJT's name from all government buildings.

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Paula Dean's avatar

AND ALL THE TACKY FAKE GOLD! That shit must go on Day One.

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Stephanie Lajeskie's avatar

I thought the same thing.

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Steve Kelly's avatar

Love the nom "pricktator"....it fits.

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Robert Eckert's avatar

A building that he seized by illegal armed force, just to show what a peacemaker he is.

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Stephanie Lajeskie's avatar

The next administration had better remove his name from every fucking building and organization he has named after himself. The Kennedy Center needs to go back to just that. Every government building needs to remove his name. The rose garden has to be replanted. The tacky gold has to be taken out of the Oval Office. The east wing needs to be restored. And then, watch the MAGAts screech about how people are starving and this is what the Dems are wasting money on. Because they’re in a fucking cult and once he’s out of office, their memories will be wiped clean. But I don’t give a shit where the money comes from. Private citizens and corporations with a conscience can donate to this project. It MUST be done!

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Yes! Did you see the Epstein living room photo-it has that same tacky gold crap in it like the felon has done in the Oval! Musta been where Donny got the idea!

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Stephanie Lajeskie's avatar

That would be a strong possibility—except he claims never to have had the “privilege” of going to the Island. And I believe him, because you know he’d never lie to us.

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rlritt's avatar

Where are those Epstein files? Now that they have been ordered to be released, nothing is being talked about. Wasn't there already many emails with Trump's name through out? Clearly nothing is going to be revealed that hasn't already been made obvious. The grifters and elected officials he has in place to do his bidding don't care one bit.

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Stephanie Lajeskie's avatar

They were given 30 days to release them. Now it’s down to two weeks—Trump’s favorite time span.

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arne link's avatar

Surreal, isn't it?

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

I'd like a big strong man with tears in his eyes to say that arne ☝️

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arne link's avatar

They will never see the light of day. There are too many world leaders (mostly men) involved in the financial fuckery. The rape of children was just a sideline, sorry to say.

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Stephanie Lajeskie's avatar

Either that, or they’ll be released after they’re scrubbed like Karen Silkwood after a radiation exposure.

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Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

Lots of people are talking about them. The new photos of Epstein's island sanctum were just released this week. Sorry we can't focus on them 24/7 but a lot of other shit is going down.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

😂😂👍🏻

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Stephanie Lajeskie's avatar

And do you know what else? People have to stop wishing for his death. Because he needs to live long enough to see all of his shit undone.

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Frank Nuts's avatar

That would be a nice cherry on top but he needs to be gone asap … walk of shame or not—by the time he’s acting so insane that even the GOP has to move get rid of him he won’t have a clue as to what is going on around him; and, besides that, he’s incapable of experiencing shame because of his insane ability to rewrite truth and reality—he’ll be doing that to his dying breath congratulating himself on saving the world … as he expires

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Robert Eckert's avatar

"congratulating himself on saving the world" and whining about how he never gets credit and has been treated so unfairly his whole life

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Paula Dean's avatar

I agree 👍

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Kay-El's avatar

The Trump Institute of Piece of Shit has a nice ring to it if you placed it on a porta-potty.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Lol! Yes! 👏👏👏

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serenity's avatar

He'll probably reopen the building to install his FIFA participation trophy.

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Kay-El's avatar

And charge the rubes an admittance fee

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Cheryl ODonnell's avatar

Somebody needs to deface that thing with appropriate graffiti. BTW I don’t seem to be able to control my fingers today.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Megalomaniac. That’s the word we’ve been looking for!

And the new gif is *chefs kiss.

I read the evangelical gang is excited that the felon will bring about the apocalypse and end times. Is there any way we can let them go and leave the rest of us the fuck alone? Hola all. 💙✌️

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Stephen Brady's avatar

I thought they were supposed to get raptured earlier this year... I remain disappointed.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

I KNOW! I kept waiting and hoping. Fuckers are still here I guess. 🤷‍♀️

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Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

Stephan, they are no Nostradumbass, the anti-rapture will be simultaneous all of a sudden you will feel like your falling and yes all that racism and hatred remember? Satan does and he is collecting what’s due. Also this would be the ten thousandth time that prediction has failed, one might think it’s just one of the stupidest proclamations ever. But you will get 73 virgins to fluff you raw.

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Stephen Brady's avatar

You may rest assured that I am not a candidate for rapture!

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

There will be men from Mars eating cars.

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rlritt's avatar

No, they want to stay around long enough to see White guys in charge of everything again.

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Irascible Ink's avatar

That's why they don't GAF about Nuttyyahoo demolishing Gaza and letting the orthodox cooks go apeshit in the West Bank. Need to make room for the "ingathering of the exiles", cuz ain't no CHRISTIAN nationalist country gonna tolerate Christ killers in their midst.

I wonder who's gonna be in charge of Operation Proseletyze the Shit Out of the Jews Until They Give In or GTFO. 🤔

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Bob's avatar

Hegseth, wearing his best King Charlemagne costume. Anyone who doesn’t convert, can be put on a boat, which ex-Secretary Drunktank can blow out of the water. Why? Because when Charlemagne converted, he sent his legion out to convert or kill every Frank he found. He’s their king, after all.

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

Mon dieu

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Pam Humphrey's avatar

Mais, oui.

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Frank Nuts's avatar

Yes— Hail Mary, jiggle beads, pass the whiskey and I’ll drink to that!

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Dave Drell's avatar

ship them all to Utah and shut its borders

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Frosty McGillicuddy's avatar

There was an old hag named K. Noem

Who had a great need to get boned

So mad and uptight

And so proud that she’s white

Shuddup and have sex with a scone!

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Susan Niemann's avatar

OMG! I just snorted beer thru my nose! 😂. And hey… it’s cocktail hour in Spain so…

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Dana Jae Labrecque's avatar

Have you tried a Clara? It’s beer mixed with a lemon drink and it’s AWESOME.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

No but I’ll ask about it. Sounds like a shandy?

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Frosty McGillicuddy's avatar

DRINK UP!

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Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

I don’t think you snorted it though maybe sprayed it.

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David Skoglund's avatar

Hopefully sprayed

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Ha

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Frosty McGillicuddy's avatar

This discussion has become quite intense and biological in nature.

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Pam Humphrey's avatar

I’d rather spray than snort, any day.

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Chicky Mama's avatar

You are on a roll!!! ❤️

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Frosty McGillicuddy's avatar

Thank you! I clearly have too much time on my hands.

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Maggie&Lefty's avatar

Yes, but just enough time to resurrect in my mind Jimmy The Schnozz Durante’s closing line… eh? …wherever you are

😂

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Frosty McGillicuddy's avatar

Mrs. Calabash!

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Maggie&Lefty's avatar

🤣 …that’s it!

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Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

It happens here everyday.

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

Ha cha cha cha SHA ! 👃

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David Skoglund's avatar

🤣🤣

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Dave Drell's avatar

Another Mcgillicuddy Weiner, er, winner!

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Pam Humphrey's avatar

Brilliant!

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T L Mills's avatar

Dear gods, Jeff...that White House Christmas Card...please tell me it isn't real--please, please, please!!! It makes me want to vomit.

Also, I have read several speculative comments in other Substacks postulation that Donny is getting infusions of either Kisunla or Leqembi both of which are drugs that slow the progress of Alzheimer's. Both Kisunla and Leqembi can cause some side effects such as mental confusion, ARIA, difficulty walking and a list of other reactions. Could explain a lot of things.

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arne link's avatar

He's obviously very ill. Why doesn't he just f'n die? Melania is standing by in case he drops and she has to place a pillow over his face to secure her money.

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Leu2500's avatar

Speaking of which. He’s not flying to FL today. Instead, he’s attending the Andrea Bocelli concert. This is 2 weekends out of 3 that he hasn’t gone to MAL.

& guess who’s accompanying him? Melania. She’s been around him pretty frequently lately. Guess she wants to be 1st in line for the money.

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

He'll sleep through it.

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Pam Humphrey's avatar

Yeah, and Barron can apply the pressure.

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Sharon Hudnall's avatar

Since I'm on Reagan's case today, he lived for 10 years after his formal diagnosis of Alzheimer's, including 5 years after he left office (when Nancy and Nostradamus were running the country.) So let's speculate on the actual start date of Shitler's dementia.

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Dave Drell's avatar

1948?

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Irascible Ink's avatar

And these are the folks who get apoplectic about saying "Happy Holidays". Can't WAIT to see Fox News trying to spin "Daddy's home" as a VERY Christ-like greeting. 🤪

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Mingo's avatar

I just watched a clip from MeidasTouch there is an idea an of experimental Alzheimer drug being administered to the orange colostomy bag via infusion. I suspect the rotting looking hand is because he has poor vascular access. The only good veins that could be found are on the top of the hand. Maybe his veins are deep or collapse real easily. Dehydration can also affect access. I think it's too little too late. What galls me is that us, the taxpayers are subsidizing his health care while he doesn't give a shit if the average citizens loses theirs. Has anyone noticed that his nose is getting some kind of growth on the end. Is it a basal cell carcinoma or melanoma from too many years playing golf without sunscreen?

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Deborah Hunter's avatar

I read about those drugs and my nurse brain believes 99% that this is what's going on. Would explain the frequent MRIs, the worsening rage attacks and the sleeping in the daytime like he has narcolepsy. Don't know why they keep infusing it in his right hand. No good veins in his left hand or antecubital veins (elbow)? Why not put a permacath in (like they use for chemo)?

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arne link's avatar

That makes sense. The permcath would be hidden under his voluminous suit jacket.

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Sharon Hudnall's avatar

I think they should administer it anally. Shortest direct path to his brain.

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arne link's avatar

Good one, Sharon!

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rlritt's avatar

And is administered intravenously through the back of the hand.

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arne link's avatar

Why? Why not the elbow bend? I'm just curious.

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Mingo's avatar

That's a bad spot to put an IV. Every time the arm is bent it stops the flow of fluids being infused.

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arne link's avatar

Thank you.

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

GOOD. Put that thing in the WORST spot. 🍄

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Paula Dean's avatar

I won't allow IV lines to the back of my hand. It hurts! And always f's up the hand!

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Bob's avatar

Maybe. But If he has frontotemporal dementia, those drugs would be useless. But that disease explains his right leg swing.

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Deborah Hunter's avatar

Just my opinion. I don't think he's on chemo or has cancer. I think it's side effects of dementia drugs plus the fact he's almost 80. My parents appeared more fragile as they got in their late 70's. Of course they never talked or behaved like he does. He's one of a kind. Thank God.

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Dave Drell's avatar

Har! Anal cancer - which anus? his mouth or rectum?

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Frank Nuts's avatar

My wife and I came to that conclusion yesterday—that he was getting infusions to combat Alzheimer’s. Can’t think of any other logical explanation. But there must be a reason he doesn’t get it in another part of his body like his arm where it could be hidden

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Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

A few years back I posted something like this on Facebook: When the official portraits of Trump and Melania are done they should be hung by the White House dumpster.

Some idiot employee -- or their algorithm -- decided that "they" referred to Trump and Melania and NOT the portraits. I was sent to Facebook Jail for a month for "promoting violence."

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CE's avatar

You thug!

/s

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Susan Niemann's avatar

I sincerely hope their images will not be seen anywhere near the White House!

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Irascible Ink's avatar

OMFG 🤦‍♀️🙄

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rlritt's avatar

Hey speaking of that, I have been banned from leaving reviews on Amazon. It said I broke the rules. That's not possible, I'm always polite and rarely use profanity in writing. Anyone have a clue? Sorry for getting off topic.

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Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

Did you buy any books ON Amazon? That might be the issue... for them.

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

I'm banned from FB,.Twitter AND BlueSky. I am a dangerous menace 😁

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Dave Drell's avatar

Don’t mess with Kristy is the word out on the street.

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Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

That is truly precious!

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Robert Eckert's avatar

Trump and Melania should be *hanged by the dumpster. The form of the past participle depends on which sense of the verb "to hang"is meant.

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David Skoglund's avatar

God I hate these FUCKERS!

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Heather Patrick's avatar

ME FUCKING TOO!!! 😡

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Susie's avatar

Well synopsized rage!!! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

Check my AVATAR

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Chicky Mama's avatar

I hope we all live to see the day when that fucking name is erased from every damn thing it adorns and hopefully the entire fucking family is deported to hell

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

The trump name is MUDD.

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Ann Anderson's avatar

This sick and dying administration is losing the base, has lost the GOP House, is down in the polls, has lost in court more times than I can count. The only thing they have left are mind-boggling acts of WTF, which they perform for the media's daily bucket of slop.

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Alison Parker's avatar

brb going back in time to whenever and wherever donny's parents first met and kidnapping one of them and dropping them off in middle of the fucking amazon so their fucked-up dna can't mix and create the world's biggest grievance monster baby ever

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Tess's avatar

Hey-they go back in time in Hallmark movies…so maybe……………….🤞🏼

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LINDA ADAMS's avatar

Way to make a Christmas card about yourself. 🤮 What is this ridiculous ”daddy” stuff? It is seriously weird. And creepy. And disgusting.

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arne link's avatar

Well, we all know how he felt about Ivanka...

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LINDA ADAMS's avatar

Ewww

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Itsy Bitsy Spider's avatar

Ditto.

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

Just the word daddy, triggers me.

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Susan Woodruff's avatar

I sure as hell hope that Rump's name gets taken off every building it is splattered on. I also do NOT want to see that gold trash on the walls of the Oval Office when he is gone. He is the most obnoxious, childish, evil manbaby that ever lived.

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Leu2500's avatar

Every president gets to decorate the Oval Office the way they want. Pretty sure all that crap will be removed.

And an exorcism will need to be performed. And the place will need to be saged.

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arne link's avatar

You will see sage smoke billowing out all of the windows when he finally goes. It will be awesome.

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Cheryl ODonnell's avatar

By someone Indigenous please.

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Pam Humphrey's avatar

Damn, I hope that works.

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Ole Anderson's avatar

FIFA, the criminal grifting enterprise which currently is shaking down the entire World of soccer ⚽️ to enrich the greedy and grasping ‘leader’, Infantino.

There, I fixed it for you to make it closer to reality.

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Wendymae's avatar

I wish I was a soccer fan so I could boycott them.

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arne link's avatar

Soccer is a good sport. It's just a shame that all the associations are so corrupt.

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Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

Ole, OMG, FIFA is world renowned for being grifters, scammers and mob style operations for decades, they are shameless. What are they going to do about a futbol/soccer field? You know they designed a field that would be at the top of something like a 100 story building, so typical of their dreams of omniscient non workable concepts. Reminds me of dopey don a lot. They are showboats.

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Nancy Potter's avatar

In addition to affixing his name to the Department of Peace building (as if that makes up for his plans to go to war against Venezuela) yesterday it was announced that MLK's birthday and Juneteenth are being eliminated as free days to visit national parks, but Trump's birthday will now be a free day at the parks. I'm wondering how many of the Project 2025 authors went to North Korea to pick up tips as to how to best show fealty to Dear Leader.

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Cheryl ODonnell's avatar

The bottom line has been eliminating all holidays because the slaves do not deserve days off from work.

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